Fight Songs: The Music of Team Fortress 2

You know the funny thing is these songs are free & I payed for them.... oh well enjoy.
Yes! I know I forgot the "r" in "Archimedes" But Medic doesn't pronounce the R so... I spelled it the way he says it... yeah I'm going with that.
Song List
1. Medic - 0:00
2. Intruder Alert - 2:33
3. The Calm - 4:25
4. Dapper Cadaver - 6:59
5. Dreams of Cruelty - 8:57
6. A Little Heart to Heart - 10:03
7. RED Triumphs! - 11:38
8. Faster Than A Speeding Bullet - 13:14
9. It Hates Me So Much - 14:38
10. Rocket Jump Waltz - 16:48
11. Drunken Pipe Bomber - 17:26
12. Three Days To Live - 18:56
13. Misfortune Teller - 20:52
14. Archimedes - 23:28
15. Soldier of Dance - 27:33
16. Playing With Danger - 28:40
17. Haunted Fortress - 32:42
18. Rise of the Living Bread - 34:03
19. ROBOTS! - 36:39
20. The Art of War - 40:14
21. Petite Chou-Fleur - 42:30
22. Seduce Me! - 44:12
23. More Gun - 45:32
24. BLU Triumphs! - 48:43
25. Stink Lines - 50:20
26. Right Behind You - 51:55
27. Red Bread - 53:35
28. Team Fortress 2 - 55:46
29. Carousel of Curses - 56:58
Bonus - Not included on the Album "For some unknown reason"
30. Saxxy Awards - 57:42
My Favorites are
RED & BLU Triumphs
More Gun
Rocket Jump Waltz
Let me know what your favorite songs are.

[@ehbruh2812]

It cost $400,000 to listen to these soundtracks, for 12 seconds...

[@justinmarkrivera5092]

Abrar Shafin so the cost to listen until the end is $1,440,000,000?

[@ehbruh2812]

Justin Mark Rivera Yes.

[@balazshuszar3372]

underrated

[@shidik7377]

NOOOOOOO

[@Volnutt196]

Yeah, money well spent.

[@riderboar]

40:14 That's one seriously intense vote kick

[@jamespilgrim3774]

Yep

[@Baxxei]

dude lmao

[@jamespilgrim3774]

@TheKreepton Creeper wait, they can do that!?! I hope I havent kicked any f2p dude bc I usually vote for the kick automatically

[@riderboar]

@@jamespilgrim3774 Yes, they can also completely disguise as players: Name & Profile Pic, So people can kick the wrong person.

[@jamespilgrim3774]

@@riderboar I knew about the disguising thing, I never knew they could start votes. These bots are really disgusting. Lets just hope that valve will be able to stop them

[@burblesmurge]

TF2 gameplay: Fun TF2 Lore: Dark Tf2 memes: Funny Tf2 music: HEAVENLY

[@dao_of_potato4957]

Tf2 music: all of the above

[@dao_of_potato4957]

@@butwhywouldyou still counts

[@MrBlack-cc1go]

Rocket jump

[@romecandelaria9516]

@@MrBlack-cc1go :(

[@weebstar2820]

@@MrBlack-cc1go :( why you leave me

[@saulgoodman69real]

I like how everyone has their head tilted some way or something and pyro is just like "you got any games on your phone?"

[@ElectroLXR]

imagine pyro just burning you then you just hear "you got games on yo phone???"

[@madflam3192]

@@ElectroLXR welp i have pvz on my phone if you want but can you stop burning me please

[@farelegy57]

That's exactly what Pyro would say

[@rost123lav]

MhmHm MMhm Hmh Mhm?

[@nikaelkeanretiza1074]

@@ElectroLXR yea Pyro I recommend you should play raid shadow legends is a free game really epic battle strategy lots of characters really cool

[@content6907]

"I have done nothing but listen to the TF2 soundtrack for 3 days."

[@natiart]

and voice lines

[@Singleplayer4]

“Vere? VERE HAVE YOU BEEN LISTENING TO IT?!

[@whyhellothere9822]

@@Singleplayer4 rumbling is happening somewhere underneath

[@Coffiiin]

3 DAYS?!?! thats a expiration day reference!?

[@malkiahbruth2741]

mines 50 MEDIC

[@aa2battery764]

In my opinion, they should've moved the spy portrait to the middle of the nine squares and have it half blue and half red, so that there's an even number of both colours and it shows the spy's character.

[@marcelortiz5025]

that's a good idea.

[@tralphstreet]

That would be pretty good.

[@videomaker5167]

how dare you write this, now my OCD is kicking in!!!

[@Doktzx]

AA2Battery Yeah I kept thinking about it and thought that would look cooler.

[@stingy6493]

my ocd triggered on the thumbnail

[@_insertname_6675]

51:55 is honestly one one most dramatic pieces of music I have ever heard...

[@_the_spy_8867]

It is....

[@CommissarChaotic]

Or is it?..

[@Sigurdur_the_bumbling_idiot]

@@CommissarChaotic it could be you

[@Scrimpus]

@@Sigurdur_the_bumbling_idiot it could be me

[@kenner102]

@@Scrimpus it could even be sneaking a spy meme in this reply section!

[@dragonslayer7724]

42:30 This song came on while I was finishing my dessert, and it was the fanciest dessert I ever had.

[@oogabooga6411]

Finishing your strawberries sir?

[@dragonslayer7724]

@@oogabooga6411 yes

[@dragonslayer7724]

The whole "fancy desert" thing was a joke, it was a DQ sundae

[@oogabooga6411]

@@dragonslayer7724 Finishing your DQ sundae sir?

[@cikozzytheyoutuber3413]

Lmao

[@Xavier-pq7vo]

b(RE)a(D) 14 year old mercenaries: * heavy crying *

[@thelivingfossil2471]

I fekin love this, mate

[@elgatogladiador7631]

What

[@thelivingfossil2471]

@@elgatogladiador7631 the comment

[@rebzdomine]

ba

[@thelivingfossil2471]

@@rebzdomine ;!

[@hanro50]

TF2 has more original songs than some next gen releases have content

[@hanro50]

...And they are probably one of the few orchestras with a electronic guitar player...

[@Supershadow301]

tbh the soundtracks of Hollow Knight and TBoI:Antibirth are almost just as good, but only very few games could ever reach tf2's level.

[@Belvis_Bresley]

TF2 has more music than it has content

[@para8645]

Hanro the songs from tf2 are in my top 5 soundtracks, along with the soundtrack from ff7

[@hanro50]

Are you Madra?

[@F1nicky]

2:00 even after all these years, the sax is so damm heavenly

[@peppycola]

Sax's your mother.

[@AkumuSupekuta]

Thanks to Sniper

[@Twright4]

​@@AkumuSupekutasnipah saxophone

[@yeguybroc17]

@@Twright4 aussie trombone

[@thechosenjuan8776]

it's so fucking cool the music just screams "strongest ability in this game"

[@themilkdealer1]

i feel like medics theme is perfect, starting heavenly and good, just like his appearance, but if you wait longer, you will realize that he is truly a mad scientist.

[@alfredforbessealy524]

no such thing as a mad scientist, just scientists who are a bit less concerned about their test subject's wellbeing than about science

[@hunterholly9781]

@@alfredforbessealy524 what about extremely pissed scientists

[@prettycooldude]

@@hunterholly9781 furious scientists

[@M1551NGN0]

Same could be said for engineer. Except the fact that medic is not a scientist

[@AuroraIceFlame]

It feels like the song builds up Uber

[@soonaray3905]

37:17 when you join 2fort and hear "Great shot mate!"

[@awesomemantroll1088]

ROBOTS

[@whiteboa8]

The invasion of the bots!

[@Generic_Ralsei_Worshipper]

69 likes nice

[@tired2527]

Its mvm all over again

[@kirbyinthereallife4980]

Actually, it's ''Good shot mate''

[@ApexGale]

fun fact: the classic tf2 jingle has 9 key notes, one for each mercenary

[@griffintgm9467]

i knew that from the endings of the "Meet the ____" videos because it shows each class for each consecutive note

[@gamingseagull9321]

I never knew that.really I didn’t know.

[@B0aws]

is nice

[@noelleumina1181]

oh wow thats really cool

[@remingtongagnard4442]

mind blown

[@actuallyfuckinglarpingfrfr]

I feel like "medic" opens with the mood of "HOORAY! A HEALER!" promptly followed by "OH NO ITS TF2 MEDIC"

[@LetsPlayWoomy8835]

"OH NO WAIT ITS TF2 MEDIC" *"PREPARE FOR YOUR EXAMINATION"*

[@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA44]

@@LetsPlayWoomy8835 IM GOING TO SAW THOUGH YOUR BONES

[@men_r_paul]

*Loud screaming*

[@Halberds6]

​@@AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA44 "What are you gonna do, HEAL me to death?" *Dies from crit ubersaw

[@Schutzstaffel49]

"Oh, what a lovely German Doctor" *Medic wears glasses* "MEDIC FROM TF2?!"

[@gameygames135]

5:25 It's a nice touch to see an electric guitar get added when BLU joins the team.

[@justagremlin0]

i didnt even notice this until now, that's amazing attention to detail

[@speedywaffels3230]

@@justagremlin0 what does blu have to do with an electric guitar

[@justagremlin0]

@@speedywaffels3230 in the song "Blu Victory!" (or whatever its called), it uses an electric guitar, while in the "Red Victory!" song, theres not one

[@speedywaffels3230]

@@justagremlin0 oh, i thought it was because Red was depicted as this old guitar, shown in the often more old, made out of wood red buildings while blu was the "newer" guitar shown in the buildings made out of steal and metal.

[@justagremlin0]

@@speedywaffels3230 yeah that too lmao

[@pyromainia4710]

I AM NOT TRAPPED IN A FACILITY FULL OF ROBOTS! YOU ARE ALL TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME!!!

[@EmperorPrincee]

Beep Boop Son, Beep Boop

[@pyromainia4710]

Emperor Prince BIG DAMN ROBOT!

[@pyromainia4710]

Bleep Bloop Maggot!

[@juanhernandez846]

I love that line

[@Shadow-wj5gh]

Engie:Big Damn Robot! "Gets Kicked In The Face"

[@THEVOIDZ]

Funny how Overwatch was another "TF2 killer", but here we are, 12 years later, still playing TF2, going strong.

[@a-pizza-pie]

true, but the game is losing popularity. i said popularity, not players

[@TheDaibu]

@@a-pizza-pie Fair enough.

[@bedsidekiller8782]

I hope it doesn't die from the market crash traders are a good majority of the game

[@bubsmcgee6048]

@Jake the Astronaut wait please tell me how I'm running it at 30-50 fps tops

[@bubsmcgee6048]

@Jake the Astronaut a link to a guide or a short summary would help alot

[@luk0slav725]

Hey you? Yes you! You have a great taste of music. Keep listening!

[@nataleestone4405]

Thanks man!

[@randumbguest]

Thanks doc

[@RLC64]

Thanks hoovy

[@Normal-person-]

감사합니다!

[@feralmonarch]

thanks pally!

[@pawprint1]

6:27 : Bot joins server 40:15 : Players starting a vote kick to kick everyone but the bot 40:18 : Someone starts a vote kick on you 52:32 : A lot of people voted F1 48:44 : The bot right after you get kicked 27:36 : The rest of the server who thought you were the bot moments before discovering you weren't 9:36 : The bot start's killing a lot of people with no effort 40:15 : The rest of the server now knows who the bot is and someone try's vote kicking them out 50:23 : The F1's and the F2's are neck and neck and it's starting to look like a tie 48:44 : The bot after the F2's win 8:59 : The entire server minus the bot right after seeing the F2's win 0:07 : The bot right after everyone begins leaving the server 4:45 : The bot after realizing that there's another player still in the server still 13:30 :The bot and the player fight for what seems like hours (but is actually around 10-20 minutes) 27:35 : The bot after the player leaves the server finally and it's now empty 6:27 : The bot joins another server 52:04 : The bot kills players and the server knows 40:15 : Vote kick starts on the bot 13:31 : A lot of F1s on the vote instead of F2s 11:39 : The bot gets kicked this time 55:54 : The server right after the bot gets kicked 7:01 : The bot right after getting Vac-banned 23:35 : Now that the player behind the bot account is Vac-banned they move on in life

[@flashgamesua]

It's perfect pal.

[@cikozzytheyoutuber3413]

Danke Kamerad

[@emperorbooglitch8540]

Beautiful!

[@spicygolf7277]

Bro created a whole fucking story with only music and time stamps. . . FUCKING MADLAD

[@pawprint1]

@@spicygolf7277 That's the true art of making yt comments.

[@goblinbastard5310]

"nothing worse can happen this year" December 2020: 6:25

[@glosterjavelin2111]

Joseph Stalin thank yiu Stalin very cool

[@jamespilgrim3774]

Pretty much

[@philipkerber7793]

Why do I hear boss music

[@wattsonluvr]

Shut! We don't wanna give 2020 any ideas

[@dilltamacipher8374]

men this is our last stand"load up sword" this is where were survive!

[@jerry_lobster]

18:56 Spy: "This is a bucket." Soldier: "Dear God." Spy: "Theres more." Soldier: "No.."

[@jermfanaccount]

dude no joke i was picking at my lips while listening to that (its a thing i do) and right around here 20:06 i pulled my finger back to see blood on there and now i feel like merasmus has cursed me

[@goodlunch6944]

Soldier: "Noooo"

[@_Content-Deleted_]

I laughed too hard at that part of Expiration Date

[@luchoidus3135]

my friend showed me that and then i became a huge tf2 fan

[@instantkarma5486]

Rest in peace Rick May. You gave the character so much personality.

[@user-go7fu5ki5p]

16:47 if this music won't play at my funeral, then I'll never die.

[@pataypunvichai7008]

Good news! We're not dying! We are going to live forever!

[@cloudynguyen6527]

​@@pataypunvichai7008 I said we aren't filled with tumors!!!

[@thewall915]

@@cloudynguyen6527oh thank god… so yea miss Pauling I guess it’s a date!

[@aldiyarkuanyshbekov3465]

​@@thewall915i cant remember what was next so THATS IT! YOU ARE GOING TO MY CRINGE CÖMPILATIÖN

[@literallyalois2966]

Me: "thanks doc, you saved me, my liver was killing me." Doctor: "No issue, my dear patient." Card: *declines* Doctor: 1:51

[@RandallAgent]

underrated

[@kunokoko]

*starts to rewind time pulling your liver out while epic music plays*

[@ElectroLXR]

"Anyways, that's how I lost my medical license"

[@sapomago]

u mean MEDIC!

[@nou6206]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/g52xgad8mLdjm5o

[@shocck1]

By the way, “Team Fortress 2” doubles as Heavy’s theme song, making him the protagonist of TF2

[@hackergaming6372]

He is thou he is the most central character.

[@Cobblestone8_alt_account]

I mean that's how it started out as but for some reason valve like near the end of tf2's story decided to make scout the main character

[@mileage03]

@@Cobblestone8_alt_account Most likely due to Scout's VA being the only/most active nowadays

[@chicken8664]

And yet there are more medic mains than heavy mains

[@catsareyes6446]

Well the game is biased to Scout and Soldier. Especially Soldier.

[@justinmarkrivera5092]

The irony of me seeing an overwatch ad in a tf2 video is real

[@wick9427]

kek

[@trishalou33]

They're just jealous of tf2 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@luncheugene]

Justin Mark Rivera lmao

[@marcelortiz5025]

its cuz they want to fetch the better tf2 game players

[@_-_-_-_-_-_-_-__-]

LOL

[@jamesluers1516]

Me: Plays Song. that one kid in the audience: "You stole that from Tictok" Me: 51:55

[@LetsPlayWoomy8835]

the spy has already breached through our defences.

[@Petercko]

@@LetsPlayWoomy8835 oh no

[@grzegorzjurek3919]

He clood be anone of us

[@theuniverse5311]

im lucky i havent actually met someone stupid enough to think that tiktok makes music

[@alvaidaslaucis5544]

After watching a shit ton of Gmod animations over the years, its so weird to see TF2 characters so serious and mature.

[@pyro6469]

I always watched Fnaf SFM animations in 2016, and it always had TF2 characters, but I didn't know about TF2, and when I did, my brain exploded

[@memes_mann2778]

Heavy: starts dancing The entire 2fort sever: 27:33

[@elgatoportrait1104]

28:06 correction for you

[@Scigam243]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@bobesponja3702]

If theres no bot

[@thewildruda6113]

@@elgatoportrait1104 about that, we should be able to play the first version too, because the current one is meh compared to the first

[@malatimandal6252]

happened with me lol

[@Dasvovobrot]

"My favourite one is there! " "Where?" "RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!"

[@poisasomething6852]

You are very Fat Sandvitch,

[@august101wheatley8]

Dun Dun DUN! (More gun)

[@musoftware]

"My favorite one is three!" - Valve, killing half-lifed freeman

[@baltx8460]

Spys sapping my sentry!

[@marklorincz6006]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) my favorite is surprise( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@Selphie]

Need a dispenser here!

[@YaBoyIrish]

Poot dispenser here!

[@nt33938]

I started playing tf2 a few days ago just cause of how legendary these songs sound. i think im getting obsessed with the game

[@EmperorPrincee]

That's pretty cool man.

[@boinks2625]

​@@EmperorPrincee epic 5 years

[@neko-love60]

Welcome, comrade!

[@lynkcrafter8923]

16:48 we can never hear this song the same way again

[@russiabetterisupportrussia2167]

i would play dis song in my fournal

[@smolblueberryman9010]

Yep

[@za15minecrafter37]

As the music stops we all stand up, salute!!!

[@nicholasmarchesani6146]

F

[@wisenotwise2676]

at first I didn't get it, but when I read "rocket jump" oh man

[@krytikalhyt]

I have yet to meet someone who can outsmart soundtrack

[@voltez4390]

me

[@krytikalhyt]

@@voltez4390 w u t

[@krytikalhyt]

@CHRISTIAN AURILIA a wut?

[@ashley-182]

55:55

[@simons778]

deaf peoples want to know your location

[@maldacah]

god i love all of medic's themes so much, they just fit him so well

[@Sierra_Vice]

1:51 "It's just a wacky FPS Team Shooter, you don't need to go all-in with the music"

[@plebegeng5782]

Hitler: We won't surrender ! Russia: *starts playing Kazotsky Kick* German army: *joins* Hitler: *leaves the match*

[@SnarlyRex6]

Everyone else: Friendlies Hitler: A try hard trying to play

[@mitochondria6247]

@Caveman Joey ah, but Hitler disconnected in real life.

[@user-cj5ct3vo7x]

@@mitochondria6247 true

[@mitochondria6247]

@Maximus Shinejil no, the mitochondria is obviously the stuff in Jedi blood.

[@jereheiskanen1364]

Hitler fell down a clumsy and painlyl death

[@googy2251]

40:15 when someone calls a vote to kick a cheater but the cheater has mates in his party

[@ziqrsx]

the 9 year old on the other team: OMG THEY ARE COWARDS THEY DoNT KICK BoTS bEcAUSE TheY DoNT wAnT TO lOSE

[@joemama-zz6wd]

@@ziqrsx 9 year old ain't wrong though

[@ziqrsx]

@@joemama-zz6wd meanwhile on the other team: vote failed for the 93838th time

[@cantthinkofaname3344]

@@ziqrsx in a game of 2fort, the team I was on was pretty chill, but the other team were full of sweats. 4 bots joined our team and kept the entire enemy team at bay for a solid 5-10 minutes before someone capped the intel and the game ended. Didn't kick the bots, it let us chill and the enemy team to have something to fight.

[@thebox2909]

This is so fucking specific but literally every player knows exactly what it is.

[@cookiecutter5176]

The angelic choir at 0:06 brings nostalgic tears to my eyes. Paired up with the animation just looks beautiful. I honestly feel like Medic is the coolest and most iconic of the mercenaries (Except maybe Heavy).

[@genericbean4727]

Bring a musician makes me appreciate this more. Not just because of how amazing the sound track is, but actually nailing every bit and making this soundtrack the way it is. This was played by a group of people, how many, don’t know, but they played in sync and made it perfect. I’m still in grade school at the moment so the orchestra isn’t exactly together most of the time.

[@skullsquid47]

Gosh, valve did so well with this soundtrack. It perfectly captures the 60's Cold War aesthetic, with the jazz tones and subtle bass in the background, not to mention the prominent sax. Also, scout goes OFF on the bongos in faster than a speeding bullet.

[@sapphibee]

i guess scout really do be like that sometimes

[@hershelwidget]

He speed

[@francis_gif]

👟 "Think fast, knucklechucks!"

[@olbradley]

I mean, that's not really what it's _supposed_ to be but it can fit as such.

[@finmin2k]

@@francis_gif chucklenuts*

[@romeovictor954]

RIP Rick May. "If God would have wanted this world to be boring, he would not have created Me"

[@theseangle]

16:48

[@albertdiaz6599]

F to pay respect to Rick May.

[@otterlegion7719]

That made me cry a little

[@M3rk420]

F

[@3people669]

🇺🇸F🇺🇸

[@moxstoleyoursocks2241]

Chemistry Teacher: “Ok, class, for this lab we will be working with bunsen burners.” The Quiet Kid: 8:58

[@greggersonny]

Rocket Jump Waltz was once a mundane song, just like any other, now it’s used as a memorial to Rick May. Rest in peace, you magnificent bastard.

[@ottohartmann7444]

10:03 I love this because it's called "A Little Heart to Heart" and it's played in the scene at the beginning of Meet the Medic, when Medic replaces Heavy's heart with a baboon's.

[@shuckid8290]

*mega baboon* also when scout was dying spy mentioned the song; Sex Bomb The first lyric of said song is “spy” there are also lines about being invisible and on fire

[@ottohartmann7444]

@@shuckid8290 Interesting

[@lauralide4804]

@@shuckid8290 That's crazy, I had no idea

[@astrochaos4182]

Tbh I prefer Archimedes

[@nottherealslimshady6754]

actualy its played at the end by the engineer when scout's heart is replaced

[@bfnmo7750]

This game is so timeless. The characters, the art style, music. Everything about it is just perfect.

[@emad9074]

Watch in 40 years this game will still be good

[@Ecb23]

When ever I get board of tf2 I just watch the tf2 comic videos

[@fraundakelmbrilpondaprost90]

@@emad9074 To quote Clockwork from Sly Cooper... Perfection does not age.

[@durikarci5687]

I agree Still agree Yea still What are u looking for? Stop No realy stop Haha scout go fast AF Brrrrrr

[@PkorniBoi]

I have not even played it and it is one of my favorite games

[@imperialscouttrooper1083]

You just know you're in for a good time when you hear 20:52 on the title screen

[@charlyspootis1799]

Just knowing that your gargoyle is able to transmutate feels good

[@waittf2]

Очень жаль, что подобных ТФ2 по качеству и глубине, игр больше не делают - не выгодно это. Пусть Valve и обнаглевшая в край корпорация, главная цель которой это заработать побольше денег, но отрицать талант её разработчиков невозможно. Практически все игры студии хочешь-нехочешь, да вспоминаешь с теплом на душе. ТФ2 грандмастер в этой области.

[@kekar_bebric]

>обнаглевшая в край компания >не делает таких ситуаций как с вторым овервотчем >не делает таких ситуаций как с симс >как с фифой >как с PvZ вот это валв плохие конечно не дали заработать бесплатно на дайр тайд и кс yбить бы гейба за такое

[@spiderblocky3839]

16:48 the music we all know and love

[@Clurny]

RIP Rick May

[@jagz3826]

When you said that I instantly knew it was rocket jump waltz

[@userboypoppop2117]

No one knows that song and everyone hates it ;)

[@DripTitan6988]

@@userboypoppop2117 Edgelord

[@userboypoppop2117]

@@DripTitan6988 it worked lmao

[@fiendfoliorealnotfake]

Fun fact: spy quite literally refers to scout's mother as a 'small cauliflower'

[@felixselwood5630]

@Saturn Sad ...but he doesn't say mon petit chou, he quite audibly says "mon petit chou-fleur", which, like the original comment says, means "my small cauliflower". You aren't wrong about it being a term of endearment, but you are wrong about correcting him

[@velvet1371]

My mom use to call me "her little cabbage" In reference to her love for the cabbage patch kids.

[@chilly7767]

Strawberry X your lucky you ain’t one of those things

[@ademmerad6304]

Nice

[@keztrelflyte1522]

Ah yes Love

[@burritocat5076]

I love these mercenaries' portraits. It just shows how smug they are and they're not to be taken lightly.

[@handlebartree]

36:39 When BLU team is only bots while RED is full of real players

[@xj58]

i played on ctf_turbine like that 1 real player and others are bots in blue and fully team with uber medics and heavys destroying them

[@thatonething.73]

Ima Fry me some BEacon :D

[@AJ-nd2cf]

Team Fortress 2, the best example of "Quality over quantity"

[@nikolajmillerseg]

yep, no big update since 7 years

[@dubhog]

For me,valVe itself is the definition of that

[@thegunslinger9707]

@@dubhog maybe old valve releasing really good games one after another and also putting in hard work like left for dead 1 came in 2008 and they released it's sequel, l4d2 with very little demand 1 year after. Left 4 dead 3 now has more demand that l4d2 ever had and it's still not released yet. The demand these days for half life 3 or a team fortress 2 major update is at an up time high and valve doesn't do anything about it. They only care about the money because selling other developers games on steam is way easier and more profitable than putting in work.

[@dubhog]

@@thegunslinger9707 various things L4D 1 came out in 2007 From 2016 to 2020 Valve was very busy doing half life:alyx (the best VR game without doubts) They didn't do anything with half life because they didn't know how to continue,the expectatives were extremely high. Until they saw the potential in the VR and they started doing proofs with half life 2 and then they started to make HL:ALYX In the mean Time (2012 to 2016,cause that were the only years when Valve didn't do any game) they were doing things with steam and they still do

[@PearoIGuess]

@The Blue Cactus Studios | Memory well to be fair, some companies have 20 buggy games instead of updating 3 (lookin at you ea)

[@CashmereBulldog]

6:25 When you're playing in a casual server and a surge of sniper bots join the game

[@abloodygenuis]

Just wait for the shoppy bots (auto aim tomislav gubbus heavys)

[@KYS56]

It fits so well because they are basically machines playing, thats why man vs machine fits so well.

[@farofa2843]

@@KYS56 years ago they had to save the world. *Now we need to save the game*

[@VinVonVoom]

And then 40:14 and you get kicked

[@southhoney]

this one got me good

[@dubhog]

valVe is incredible and their games are just art:their music,their story,their characters,what they revolutioned,what they meant to game history. We just have to thank valVe for bringing us SUCH games Why do I coment this here? I don't fucking know The fact that demo's song comes right after soldier's and in the image the demo is red and the soldier is blue is just amazing

[@ninachristineoldervik5548]

13:30 Imagine how fast They're playing The bongos

[@xj58]

* imagining *

[@EmperorPrincee]

You'd think they'd start the album off with the song entitled Team Fortress 2 but you'd be wrong. Valve works in mysterious ways.

[@mocoloni]

Best things are usually the last ones, but this time it was switched to be the first.

[@AngelicMedic]

They just wanted medic obsessed people like me to have an excuse to gloat that medic is #1

[@EmperorPrincee]

Medic Is always #1 He Heals Da Team

[@mocoloni]

He's sadly pretty underrated.

[@joshriley2936]

*titled

[@ikman4006]

bro i paid $3 for this on steam. and it was well worth it!

[@jamespilgrim3774]

That is a glorious way to acend from f2p

[@JRMHBc]

well this game is free now lol

[@ikman4006]

@R.E.A.L P.R.O I was talking about the soundtrack, not the game.

[@JRMHBc]

IkMan owh oke sorry i thought you are talking about game lol sorry bruh

[@MrNannogomez]

ITS FREE WHAT THE FU ̧͍̼̰̫̼̙͙͚̝͕ͫ͂̿ͫ͆̐̄ͮ͜͡ͅ ̛̖̼͓̫̙̻̥̙̣̺͍̣͖̖̭̩̼̂̒̀͐̀͐ͬ̾̉̏͗̌͆̐ͭ̆̀͜ ̴̢̺̟̰̮̬̽ͣͣͤͣ̀̋ͫ͌ͦ ̷̤̰̜͓̰̰͙͔͉͙̘̙̮̳̘̒ͫͬ̿͋̄ͬ̇̈̐̌ͭ͆͑̔́͟͢͢ͅͅ ̡ͦ̏ͧ̇̽̏́̀ͬ̓̇̐ͬ͊͋͒ͭ̄͗͏̪̭̩͍͘ ̷̶̷̙͈̻͎̠̯̳͉̞̼͕̗̥͎̖̥͖̱̒̌ͤͪ̊ͫ̿͋͋ͯ͂͗͋͊ ̶̫̭̟̩̣̣̫̝̠̳̅ͯ̊͌̓̾̑͟͞ ̢̎ͩ̓̔̒̄͌ͧ̋̆͡҉̷̜̼̲͖̠̤͚̠̙̝̣̘̦̯͞ͅ ̵̮̼͉̣̪͚ͯ̈̐̄̿ͮͧ̽̇́̇̔̀̀ͅ ̸̻͉̠̪̞̟͉̜̹̭͓͓̪̣̞̙͙̯̣̏ͪ͗̔̋̏̓ͥ̕ ̷̡͚̙͖͇̺̞̫̅̈̓̃ͯ̈́̅̒̈͊̐̕͠ͅ ̡̤̪̝̭̻̯̻̜͍̣̪̬̬̪͎͎͙̗̎ͫͨͦ̄͞ ̷̢̪̳͕̖̱͇̃͌̆̉̄̄̓ͦ̐̅ͭ͗̓͟͞ ̶̮͓̻͎͎̯̥̮͕̖͍͔͉̰̣̖̪̰̗͑͂̊ͩͦ̄ͭ̔̂ͦ͌̔ͧͯ͑̉̚͜͞͡ ̧͍̼̰̫̼̙͙͚̝͕ͫ͂̿ͫ͆̐̄ͮ͜͡ͅ ̛̖̼͓̫̙̻̥̙̣̺͍̣͖̖̭̩̼̂̒̀͐̀͐ͬ̾̉̏͗̌͆̐ͭ̆̀͜ ̴̢̺̟̰̮̬̽ͣͣͤͣ̀̋ͫ͌ͦ ̷̤̰̜͓̰̰͙͔͉͙̘̙̮̳̘̒ͫͬ̿͋̄ͬ̇̈̐̌ͭ͆͑̔́͟͢͢ͅͅ ̡ͦ̏ͧ̇̽̏́̀ͬ̓̇̐ͬ͊͋͒ͭ̄͗͏̪̭̩͍͘ ̷̶̷̙͈̻͎̠̯̳͉̞̼͕̗̥͎̖̥͖̱̒̌ͤͪ̊ͫ̿͋͋ͯ͂͗͋͊ ̶̫̭̟̩̣̣̫̝̠̳̅ͯ̊͌̓̾̑͟͞ ̢̎ͩ̓̔̒̄͌ͧ̋̆͡҉̷̜̼̲͖̠̤͚̠̙̝̣̘̦̯͞ͅ ̵̮̼͉̣̪͚ͯ̈̐̄̿ͮͧ̽̇́̇̔̀̀ͅ ̸̻͉̠̪̞̟͉̜̹̭͓͓̪̣̞̙͙̯̣̏ͪ͗̔̋̏̓ͥ̕ ̷̡͚̙͖͇̺̞̫̅̈̓̃ͯ̈́̅̒̈͊̐̕͠ͅ ̡̤̪̝̭̻̯̻̜͍̣̪̬̬̪͎͎͙̗̎ͫͨͦ̄͞ ̷̢̪̳͕̖̱͇̃͌̆̉̄̄̓ͦ̐̅ͭ͗̓͟͞ ̶̮͓̻͎͎̯̥̮͕̖͍͔͉̰̣̖̪̰̗͑͂̊ͩͦ̄ͭ̔̂ͦ͌̔ͧͯ͑̉̚͜͞͡ ̧͍̼̰̫̼̙͙͚̝͕ͫ͂̿ͫ͆̐̄ͮ͜͡ͅ ̛̖̼͓̫̙̻̥̙̣̺͍̣͖̖̭̩̼̂̒̀͐̀͐ͬ̾̉̏͗̌͆̐ͭ̆̀͜ ̴̢̺̟̰̮̬̽ͣͣͤͣ̀̋ͫ͌ͦ ̷̤̰̜͓̰̰͙͔͉͙̘̙̮̳̘̒ͫͬ̿͋̄ͬ̇̈̐̌ͭ͆͑̔́͟͢͢ͅͅ ̡ͦ̏ͧ̇̽̏́̀ͬ̓̇̐ͬ͊͋͒ͭ̄͗͏̪̭̩͍͘ ̷̶̷̙͈̻͎̠̯̳͉̞̼͕̗̥͎̖̥͖̱̒̌ͤͪ̊ͫ̿͋͋ͯ͂͗͋͊ ̶̫̭̟̩̣̣̫̝̠̳̅ͯ̊͌̓̾̑͟͞ ̢̎ͩ̓̔̒̄͌ͧ̋̆͡҉̷̜̼̲͖̠̤͚̠̙̝̣̘̦̯͞ͅ ̵̮̼͉̣̪͚ͯ̈̐̄̿ͮͧ̽̇́̇̔̀̀ͅ ̸̻͉̠̪̞̟͉̜̹̭͓͓̪̣̞̙͙̯̣̏ͪ͗̔̋̏̓ͥ̕ ̷̡͚̙͖͇̺̞̫̅̈̓̃ͯ̈́̅̒̈͊̐̕͠ͅ ̡̤̪̝̭̻̯̻̜͍̣̪̬̬̪͎͎͙̗̎ͫͨͦ̄͞ ̷̢̪̳͕̖̱͇̃͌̆̉̄̄̓ͦ̐̅ͭ͗̓͟͞ ̶̮͓̻͎͎̯̥̮͕̖͍͔͉̰̣̖̪̰̗͑͂̊ͩͦ̄ͭ̔̂ͦ͌̔ͧͯ͑̉̚͜͞͡

[@ChildDevourer83]

-Makes game -gives killer soundtrack -uses almost none in the actual game Gigachad move

[@null-play4920]

Main menu playing those bangers randomly: 🎷🎼🎹🎧🔥🔥

[@leonardoparedes6312]

dont mind this comment this is just my list of tf2 music ive been looking for Dreams of cruelty 8:55 A little heart to heart 10:03 Red triumphs 11:38 Faster than a speeding bullet 13:14 Rocket jump waltz 16:48 Archimedes 23:28 Rise of the living bread 34:03 BLU triumphs 48:43 More gun 45:32 Red bread 53:35

[@dremdram5496]

little brother - "touches the thermostat" dad back from the store after 18 years - 4:28

[@persontheguyman223]

He returns

[@tacticalcaptain8279]

Funny how you say "little brother" and "after 18 years" xD

[@dremdram5496]

@@tacticalcaptain8279 little brother doesn't mean young just younger then you....

[@tacticalcaptain8279]

@@dremdram5496 wow you replied. alrighty bro, i see.

[@ckinde23]

*gets cereal and sees dad right there*

[@overwatchcombinesoldier9917]

16:48 First song I ever heard in the Team Fortress 2 main menu

[@era4525]

Lucky AF

[@Iron_Arnie]

How do you even remember it

[@hv4329]

Same

[@griffintgm9467]

11:38 was mine

[@galliumn8684]

i only remember this song the first time i logged on because it was rick mays death. Rest in peace rick may, you will be missed

[@galacticpotato833]

Maybe a bit late but here it goes nothing... 16:48 Rocket Jump Waltz, besides the decease of rick may RIP, this songs slaps harder than it's right to do, like all the music of this game is magnificent, but this is different, this is a lot more emotional, it is a lot more majestic, like something that if you hear in a battlefield you would stand up and fight, even if you lost all hope, I haven't heard all this game music because I don't usually play with music so high or sometimes no music at all, which I regret with a lot of games this included, but this has to be my favorite song in the entire game for all the emotion it conveys, before rick may passing I didn't know it existed, but after I knew about his passing, and discovered this song every time I hear it for the first time in months I got a feeling of like melancholy. anyways this is too big of a text and how soldier says it: "You we're good son, real god, maybe even the best" and "Godspeed, you magnificent bastards R.I.P Rick May

[@ag-workshop]

Respect

[@MrClebe]

16:48 . You where good son real good, maybe even the best. R.I.P. Rick May.

[@prussianapples1489]

When you get the giant gym ball during dodgeball and scream "Charge me doctor!": 1:59

[@tommisalminen1355]

I will try that in my gym class

[@stationmasterkuma]

@@tommisalminen1355 2 weeks later howd it go

[@tommisalminen1355]

@@stationmasterkuma well my friend started talking german and when i throwed the ball someone actually caught it so i was out of the game

[@aidan4472]

@@tommisalminen1355 do you think this will work, doctor? I have no idea!!

[@tommisalminen1355]

@@aidan4472 yea it was pretty much like that bcs me and my friend are pretty much huge fans of tf2

[@jbtfty5220]

rocket jump waltz before rick may's death: this song is pretty catchy. rocket jump waltz after rick may's death: *eyes flood with tears*

[@bladefiles5240]

Well it's the fact we lost Rick and we loved him not as a soldier but all the other games he took part in

[@milkzeeprod.834]

rocket jump waltz was sad for me before Rick may dead(

[@MayW15663]

I didn’t like Rocket Jump Waltz, but recently I found an orchestrated version that really does it justice.

[@erk9448]

when u start tf2 and it start sounding rocket jump waltz

[@erk9448]

@Thiago Florindo oh no other sailor moon

[@user-mb2xe3hw9x]

It's fucking magic TF2, every time you see where the real thing is, you want to play right away

[@trumpet_boooi]

I like how they made the album cover look like it's had a record in it for 60 years

[@neb2631]

Every other Merc: A whole orchestra and perhaps a choir Scout: *Intense bongos and piano*

[@Explodinghairypotatocat]

yeah basically

[@alexanderpierce8886]

Basically a big deal

[@mineland8220]

Grass grows, birds fly sun shines and brother I play the bongos

[@bubufromsumer]

Don’t forget the flute. Never forget the flute.

[@whereismyhatyoubastard1057]

Well you know he is a simple guy so he has simple music

[@sebastiandelgado943]

17:35 "What makes me a good song? if i where a bad song i wouldn´t be sitting here discussing it with you now would I"

[@jermastwin2676]

One good beat, one wayward drop of percussion, one great brass, AND KA-BLOOIE.

[@soothorn496]

IF I WAS A BAD DEMOMAN I WOULDNT BE HEr- *dissapears*

[@minerkey682]

if I wer a bad song, ya wouldn't be sit'in 'ere listenin' to me now would ya??

[@jermastwin2676]

They got more fecking pop songs in the horrible America than they have the likes of me.

[@thelazygamer7303]

@@jermastwin2676 SO!!!! Are So Prone So Cock Sured Pranced in a album with your disk full of lines come and get me i say i will be waiting on ya if its the last thing i do I AM A GRIMMED BLOODY DISK WITH AN UNHAPPY BLOODY END AAAAHAHAAAA OH the studio is going to have to record you again IN HELL!!!!!!

[@TheStreamingEnderman]

You know your game's good when the character with the longest leitmotif is a bird.

[@Zebbers1031]

Heavy doesn’t want to be here,soldier doesn’t know what he’s looking at, scout has better things to be doing,spy is sizing up the cameraman,sniper’s just there, demo is figuring out how to make a bomb out there f the smoke alarm,engie prolly woke up 30 minutes ago, medic is trying not to forget something he has do do, and pyro is wondering if you have games on ur phone.

[@morbiid7733]

Each one of these songs triggers memories from the game, what a nostalgia trip. Makes me want to play more. Damn what a good game

[@LuaNub]

You really should play more if you feel that way. I have nearly 2,000 hours and I'm not bored yet

[@morbiid7733]

RDVK I have about 2200 hours in the game if you use my old account (1200) and my new one (980). I aint getting bored anytime soon ;)

[@Snauss]

It seems I take a 6 month hiatus from this game and come back to it for a week and leave it alone again.

[@DOT107]

PYRO UPDATE MUH BOYS

[@zloty03]

@gimme what when i remember voting for the pyro and getting some type of special pyro weapon

[@jetstreamsam9580]

55:46 The Smash Ultimate Logo appears and all you see is that with a black background. Then, you hear that familiar ticking sound. The Smashball turns into the Team Fortress 2 Logo, and Heavy is revealed as the next DLC fighter!

[@TheOutlander_365]

Kekyoin Got Dat Rero, imagine the tf2 community seeing that actually happen

[@JotaPunch]

Goddamn kakyoin

[@PotentialGrim]

Heavy? What about the spy?

[@jberryyo]

I say scout he is the first in the character line up

[@jevilstail]

God, I wish.

[@reversed9757]

I will forever cherish the many memories this game has given me. Even if this game dies out in the next few years I will never forget it.

[@BOOMmasterNIM]

tbh MEDIC!, intruder alert, and faster than a speeding bullet are so fire my device gonna overheat 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@trentecinq35]

the heavy looks like he's been crying a lot 10 minutes ago Doktor can fix bullet wound, but not depression...

[@javieracea3970]

Poor heavy :(

[@trentecinq35]

Javiera Cea yeah..

[@javieracea3970]

Yes... PINGAS

[@spygaming4924]

no i ts heavy no poor heavy munugun all human ded

[@trentecinq35]

miras me name miras wait, he was kills all human no human to go pew pew at?

[@theshadowl4]

16:48 still one of the most nostalgic songs I ever heard

[@A-Person-Who-Exists]

Rest in piece rick may we will all miss you

[@1_fishy_boi984]

God speed you magnificent basterd

[@captainclock1180]

You were good son, real good. Maybe even the best

[@motzylazyglg]

Son Always Remember Dying Is Gay

[@milk7827]

F

[@doggobigiron9529]

37:10 Pov: The P.E teacher joins the other team

[@daviddaviddaviddav2983]

I just imagine that some of the songs were supposed to be shorter, but the music team went with the flow and gave us these masterpieces

[@gay_madilynn]

20:05 three days.. yes.. we have 3 days to live. **soldier counting his fingers** ..WHOOOOOOOO! WOO! ...what?

[@nafmaja5612]

"This,is a bucket" "Dear God..." "There's more" "Nooo..."

[@Manuel-ek2cf]

Nice name lmao

[@carbonated_1304]

I love your name and prof pic

[@cursedimage.mp415]

I have done nothing but teleport bread for 3 days

[@akalpbeyazdavar6194]

@@cursedimage.mp415 where have you been sending it ?

[@redrumchopz5388]

55:47 when you haven’t played team fortress 2 in 4 years and you open the game once again

[@ElectroLXR]

But you joined on halloween 32:42

[@suviandsade258]

@@ElectroLXR bruh

[@themanofseals3531]

VALVE: "oh its a silly cartoon shooter game you don't have to make the soundtrack that good" Mike Morasky:

[@matthrew]

How bout no?

[@user-xl9sj8qb6f]

48:44 when I first went to tf2 it was music in the background...

[@ctrlaltrepeat245]

Someone: Has a slight distaste for the color green. Dream stans: 37:17

[@whereismyhatyoubastard1057]

ROBOTS!

[@coochiecrumbs3526]

I have done nothing but get cancelled for 3 days

[@krab8599]

H E R E T H E Y C O M E !

[@whereismyhatyoubastard1057]

@@krab8599 First stans batalion is upon us fight!

[@spst2358]

THEY ARE COMING

[@retr0895]

pyro is in the middle since he does not know what "he's" fighting for.

[@_xnightwingx_8005]

It just really likes flames people think it might not even know it's killing people

[@aylenpons6682]

@@_xnightwingx_8005 I think he might know, bit well is not able to tele it serious, just empatidmsed with people wich related a bit, but what I ask more is he really get payed or the misiones themselves are enough, and where does he goes when not at survice.

[@orangepickles2996]

He doesn’t even know he’s fighting😢 he thinks he’s blowing bubbles and giving out lollipops 😢

[@ohmyglob7222]

_XNightwingX_ pyro has a mental illness named pyromania where if you are near or are on fire you feel like pretty much how pyro feels

[@ThePigeon5734]

@@ohmyglob7222 no it's pyrovision goggles that have that effect pretty much the whole time.

[@Tasteful_Edits]

Meet the Scout Released January 9, 2009 Run time 1:35 We begin with Faster Than a Speeding Bullet playing in the background, with a Garage door opening revealing RED Scout and his teammates about to ambush the BLU Team. Preparing for the battle, as the camera moves from right to left, Scout studies the scenario, on where their opponents are. He then reloads his Scattergun as his teammates charge in. He then joins the charge, dodging several bullets. After using his firearms, we then skip to a cut to where Scout rushes into a building on a railroad, with a BLU Soldier and Pyro tailing him. Just as he jumped to cross the said railroad, a Train quickly barges in and hits both BLU enemies. After which, it cuts to the familiar 'Meet the (Class here)' Intro, and then RED Scout respectively, shows up to assess the "interview". He describes how dangerous he is, as he opposes a Heavy for his Sandvich. At the end, he ends up killing the Heavy with his steel bat, winning the battle and eventually eating the Sandvich. It then cuts to the usual Team Fortress group photo, in which it zooms from the specific Mercenary's face.

[@HECU_Corporal]

Top ten best anime story lines number 10:

[@bellum5432]

That part where the sax player goes absolutely ballistic on Medic! might be the best solo in music history

[@k0n4_m4r]

0:49 "Doctor, are you sure this will work?" "Hahahaha..I HAVE NO IDEA!"

[@creatriby]

EYAAAAAAAHAAHAAAAAAAA.

[@WolfgangF88]

27:33 When you get to hang with the mates

[@3people669]

When I skipped to there I done the soldier of dance emote for the entirety of it

[@country_mouse7079]

Don't hang with the mates !! He is a really cool guy

[@jakestan1185]

Frontbutt88 when you finally get a friend and you actually talk to him and not be a introvert welcome to my world aka a world of an introvert

[@bradencash8399]

Lottery the only tant I have

[@seventheroot-r]

The Kid named with the mates: 6:27

[@azkapera_one1097]

Medic gameplay:heal the team, assist the team, make sure no one dies Medic music :heaven Medic lore: crazy doctor who stole his patient's bones

[@rockerscum]

I really really really love how the songs fit to the given class's personality, in my honest opinion the best one is the spy's, that piano giving the feeling of some kind of toxic fluid dripping, infiltrating and penetrating any surface it touches, and that escalated part with the brass just gives more tension to the realization that this fluid, this spy is out there at large and little anybody can do against it. This piece just screams terror and fear outloud, and I am not saying this as a spy main or really anybody who endorses that class.

[@SergeantG18C]

"1 person in every 3 people is gay." "It isn't me." "Me neither." 51:56 EDIT: This is the most stupid comment on this video why did it blow up in my face

[@bigdumbstupidface4907]

comedy

[@suomi5475]

HE COULD BE ME HE COULD BE YOU HE COULD EVEN BE- (BluSpy has been canceled)

[@P8nda]

*Blu Spy was Gay*

[@happymeme1329]

@@P8nda Blue spy is gay while red spy does scout’s mom.

[@tomcat3809]

imagine if that was true

[@thegongoolzler2677]

16:48 I'm glad I was born in a universe where this existed.

[@Jamal0602]

Amen

[@poyofritosovietico6817]

Amén X2

[@krispyforks5148]

Amen X3

[@manjamama5861]

Amen X4 Rest In Piece Soldier...

[@adiskpro]

Amen X5

[@mr.stardoge1188]

"Robots!" feels like someone putting the entire team into robot suits. And that's what it should sound like, great job there Valve!

[@OneRandomMicrowave]

14:17 when you need to clean your room before mom gets home

[@zavens2917]

9:05 "i fear no man but that thing..it scares me"

[@pyrogaming7021]

one shudders to imagine what inhumna behind that mask

[@StephenDurnan]

"nah bro I'm not talkin bout that freak alright? Is he here? How do I get this thing off!?"

[@Valveiscool.]

One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask..

[@_Stercore]

"Oooh soldier, who will replace you when you're gone?" *realization*

[@justarandomguyonyoutube7978]

Its just bots now. They can replace soldier but they will never ever replace rick may.

[@ManofMedicine]

Amen

[@Mike-ij3lu]

Ameen

[@tianat0r248]

Ameeen

[@lukavozac372]

Amen

[@user-eb8in9zn5n]

"im not the imposter so its either three of you" "not me" "me neither" voting ends 51:56

[@breedcrumbs]

are you supposed to uh, laugh at this????

[@jacobjakejacked4005]

All jokes aside the this soundtrack is amazing and especially the medic theme. It's so we'll made it's gorgeous