Ragnar's Last Stand: A Viking's Desperate Gamble for Paris

[@cptkochill]

Floki made Fern Gully wing gliders and attached them to the aircraft carriers and indeed they all took flight ! Ragnar thought he was tripping but realized they now had a fleet of helicarriers zoomin above Rollo. Lagertha was so hyped she popped her baby out and handed it a spear and sheild. The baby broke free from its' imbellica cord and tied its' end of the rope into a lasso. The baby dove off ship yelling THIS IS SPARTA !!!! Ragnar was now chewing his hand to eat the risidule of the opium and was yelling orders No one could understand him as troops began to dive off - following the baby into battle. Lagertha tripped in her end of the imbellica cord which pulled her uterus out. She knew then ahe will neva have a baby daddy baby again. The two tat brothers yelled LETS-AH GO !! And dives offthe ship as well. The hellicarriers kept rising until reaching too close to the sun and the Fern Gully wings evaporated. The ships crashed down upon the viking army wiping everyone out except Ragnar , Lagertha and the warrior baby She yelled " MEH BEBE !! Go to your womb !! " The baby looked at her and said , " A Lanister always pays thar debts !! " Ragnar was doped up and tripping. He turned into a big ole fish and swam away. Rollo witnessing all of this fandom loaded his slingshot and popped Lahertha right between her eyes. Her face caved in and she like dies and stuff. Rolli looks at the baby warrior. To his surprise the baby reveals to be a build a block set ofawesome and glimmers wihh donuts and Homer Simpson appears and says , " Mmmm doguts..... argh argh haaaa ." Rollo was horrified .... and now hungry .......👁️👄👁️

[@Lillith99]

You win the internet today, good sir. 😂

[@shuma_dinac0329]

Aircraft carrier? WTF