WHAT HAPPENS IF SALAH LEAVES LIVERPOOL? | FILTHY @ FIVE

[@ibkonda1697]

The cheek of Stevo to tell everyone off at the panel to stop interrupting while he’s trying to land his point after last weeks performance😂

[@nikpatel007]

Steve is MH370, still waiting to land

[@kwameopoku3576]

He thinks he’s important jokeman

[@MrReeealist]

@@ibkonda1697 SteveO in 2024 is like CR7 in 2024, the legs have gone, no shame in that tbh. The only issue is, he was never Cristiano in his prime. At most, he was a mark noble. Unfortunately, it saddens me to say this, but he is someone we definitely must leave behind in 2024.

[@EliBrigante]

Crowd please chill out because if these guys just stopped recording and stopped putting out content, you all would be begging for them back 😂

[@B_razzer]

Beg friend.

[@Fueledbylight]

A real friend tells it how it is. Tego was integral to the team’s performance and the show has been an absolute mess since. FACTS.

[@B_razzer]

@@Fueledbylightpeople hate on Tego, before and after, but he was vital. No Rules without Tego, ain’t banging the same also. We’ll never see a manager like that again, he brought a playstyle, he brought structure. It’s Ferguson leaving Utd.

[@mace7536]

That’s true that

[@NRVST123]

🧢

[@hsingh630]

Jordy always quality when leading, keeps it moving and doesn’t butt in too much and has some good tangent questions when the flow dies.

[@hb_5291]

Stevo is like Zirkzee, slowest player in the league

[@michaelandreou4996]

Yet he has more G/A then Foden, Neto, Felix and more...... deep it.

[@Zuubag]

Mfers can cry but there has been bangers in these dark times. This is a classic

[@MrReeealist]

@@Zuubag it's majority white lads that need Tego back. Trust me.

[@powfoot4946]

Filthy fellas since 2014. Filthy was here before tego and itll be here after tego. Filthy aint tego, this is filthy.

[@odubzstahh]

Rightly said!

[@ShSh-qv1ev]

Tego was behind the scenes from the first filthy, you can hear poet call out to him many tkmest

[@sacred1827]

As a United fan, I admit Loons and Lippy crack me up speaking about my club. We definitely ruined their childhoods

[@checkm8_47]

Trust me 😂😂😂

[@davidramjee]

I’d love to know what specific games or players hurt them, you can hear the pain whenever Lippy mentions RVP🤣

[@seeiinn5448]

Now your own club ruined your adulthood

[@Midorado]

Your captain is Bruno Fernandes and the past is gone but he present is reality just like being 14th

[@jasonbourne8811]

@@seeiinn5448we got years to turn it around, you’ll never get your childhood back

[@yougalal2913]

I swear Loons has very good football opinions

[@rossneil4413]

Until Liverpool is mentioned

[@sacred1827]

Apart from saying Rashford not scoring at Everton is very bad 1) Who the fuck cares about scoring at Goodison? That's not a big game. He scored at Arsenal, City, Spurs etc. 2) He scored at Everton....last season

[@oppboy3344]

He does, always has

[@ericburckson727]

Loonz. Carrying the team on his back , he just dont know it 😂

[@dontknow9218]

​@@rossneil4413Only liverpool fan there, gotta respect his hustle

[@universalgain999-it9bk]

When Poet finds a joke, he loves to riiiinse it. This “Page 2” is the new “Reiss Nelson against Bournemouth”

[@yahuudpack]

lmaoooo he needs to be behind the camara man everything about him stinks

[@syebcartez7561]

“He’s watching Channel U” 😭😭😭😭

[@franklinbenji]

LOONS COMEBACK PLAYER OF THE SEASON!!

[@lembonsu6579]

Poet has no ball knowledge omgggg

[@skengblazerentertainment1358]

Like i've said before, Stevo can have his time but too many times he's just a bit too slow bless him

[@quotez101]

His legs have gone 💀

[@alpartner776]

Might have to move him upstairs in an ambassadorial role 😅

[@collinsmugodo380]

​@@alpartner776bro...nah nowhere near a football club...talksport is his ceiling

[@AM365_]

Poet saying he wants Ademola Lookman as a ST for Arsenal is an all time stinker😂😂 it genuinely could be worst take of the year already, his takes are bottom tier. Bless him

[@fbbf7419]

Poets is a clown

[@scr43]

You’re trying too hard. Not even that outrageous

[@emmanuel2295]

@@scr43he’s not wrong

[@costascosmas5347]

It is outrageous. He was awful in the prem

[@zakilfaraone]

Sorry what? He plays as a split striker rn and he's been smashing it for a few seasons. What's the issue?

[@RB-en1gk]

LOONS 10/10 WELCOME BACK TO THE 11. Has to be one of the first names on the teamsheet gaffa

[@4Evablessed]

STEVO STOP INTERRUPTING THE MANDEM. LET THEM FINISH. GET A FIDGET SPINNER OR SUTTIN.

[@AAFIFA-tx1he]

Lippys obsession with rashford to arsenal is crazy 🤣. There’s so many wingers arsenal could sign that would be better than rashford

[@romariobisram]

Literally hex pants

[@SHEK110]

Rashford isnt even better than Martinelli. They’re just saying he is coz hes black and English lol

[@PullThatUpJamie]

Jordy and Dan are the best duo on the show

[@og.ashcatchem3969]

Having a chance to hypothetically sign a striker and choosing bookman is wilddd 😂😂

[@emile123pp]

Whatever you man do, never get rid of loons again - funniest guy on the panel by far 😂😂

[@purps9243]

Great way to start the new year!

[@jamaalokolfex4072]

Classic episode 😂 filthy is the greatest

[@manlikeaj7787]

nah loons is class😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Gragra_808]

Need to address last performance

[@ceo8679]

Litch I’m waiting. Horrible performance

[@esho2279]

Why? 😂

[@mace7536]

Nah Lippy was killing me this episode man

[@lincol633]

0:37 in and seeing Jordy and Dan i already know we’re back to regular scheduled programming

[@BenWallace1888]

When Lipdog had to check Virgil’s date of birth instantly got him shook 🤣🤣

[@damiank0301]

We need the end of the year awards backk

[@TB-bj4dq]

Unreal shout 🤝

[@MrReeealist]

90% of the people who want Tego back think Eminem is the GOAT and listen to Rock music. if you get my drift....

[@fabrygass2203]

Nothing wrong with thinking Eminem as the goat u muppet just say u don't listen to hip-hop

[@mikejokes2383]

@@fabrygass2203 you’re obviously one of 90% 😂

[@tomwilko7841]

Lil yachty wants tego back??!? 😅 I heard everything now

[@MrReeealist]

@@mikejokes2383 he definitely listened to the Beatles growing up and watched Gavin and Stacey 😂😂

[@jamaalokolfex4072]

💯😂

[@Ibby1603]

Stevo gets increasingly slower every episode 😂

[@hachiu2]

"They're twins tho so they'll rush me" 😂 -- Lippy

[@TheCNSR]

The Martinelli slander is astonishing 🤦🏾‍♂️ he's isolated more time, but tries to just cut through head down without help on a hard-headed one. It pays off sometimes to be fair, but he needs an Øde type player doing up a tandem link up on his side.

[@romariobisram]

He needs start with being able to dribble head up. But you’re right he hasn’t got an overlapping left back & lcm to play like Odegard

[@TheCNSR]

@romariobisram That's probably why he just puts his head down and gets to work 😅. It doesn't look good, but having your head up actually makes dribbling past tighter spaces harder, so it's how he does a Houdini on the touchline. Besides that, I think Ethan on the left can do that for him, but Arteta doesn't want to do that with Øde on the right at the same time for some reason. Stuff like that should definitely be tested against the Brentford types before we meet proper dangerous teams.

[@affectiveteam6229]

Love the show but these man don't know ball, Martinelli is underwhelming this year but still miles better than Mudryk, Rashford, Garnacho, Werner etc and works in the system when Arsenal are playing well.

[@MrChristheman1]

And he tracks back really well too. Very underrated in that aspect. He’ll get there tho

[@TheCNSR]

@@MrChristheman1 Yhh his workrate is serious, which is why I'll never have a word of slander for him. Can't hate on a guy who isn't lazy, even if his decision-making ain't the best.

[@44_gladiator]

Loonz lost his teeth 😂😂😂😂

[@hallludba]

Ademola lookman? Poet just wants players that will like his instagram story

[@irGuilty]

Icl filthy has been crazy consistent!

[@joshuapalmer1424]

I don’t think I’ve laughed so much at a filthy fellas title 🤣🤣🤣

[@Weso-jd1cs]

The crowd is waiting for a my bad for Ellis

[@Wavy_one23]

Hopefully he never forwards again.

[@aze4964]

Stevo is a chaos baller

[@jordansmallss5619]

Great episode boys❤

[@stjiro]

15:32 cold analogy from dan

[@jasonbourne8811]

Loons back in the fold coming like when Fergie brought Scholes out of retirement only thing Poet did right in a minute 😂

[@TurkishLDN]

Rashford?! 🤣😭

[@dylantaank6962]

this was up there as an all timer filthy ep

[@Abracadabra999]

Poet back again with his world class talent of being the most jarring guy in the room without trying 😂😂

[@Harpystevens]

57:16 nah it's wild that Dominic solear however you spell his surname is still a spoken legend until this day ... Nayum nayum nayum

[@trel7245]

Celaire. Honourable mention to the guy in the Dior

[@Subraj3]

Loons dribbling is the most funniest thing of the year, the krazy baby 😂

[@Theo-gg7gj]

Loons said Rashford never scored in Liverpool at Goodison.. how’s no one checked him on that🤔

[@MB23-mq5hb]

this is a good comeback from that woeful performance last week new year new mission

[@dayko1329]

“I always wanted those Balencies” hit different.

[@liamchism433]

This episode was good all u man gotta do is skip forward 30 seconds every time poet starts speaking

[@VinceVC11]

25:25 Loons is hilarious while actually having sound football opinions, very watchable

[@SHEK110]

These man are proper disrespecting Martinelli when he’s actually got more G/A than all the other LW they are bigging up. Lippy dont know ball

[@howdycrash]

poet's joke about not getting robbed again was a painful watch ngl

[@thomasleng989]

I dunno why people hate these episodes are sick, filthy is still the best shit on KZbin

[@SHEK110]

It is, but if you know ball some of the things they say does your head in lol

[@thomasleng989]

@ yeah but I don’t watch filthy to get a professional breakdown of football, it’s a comedy ting to me and I rate it

[@officialchinz]

Amorim looking back at his old clips = Loonz ain’t wrong about that 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mdotbirmz]

Half the comments are from men who love the game and the other half are from boys who don’t understand what they’re witnessing

[@BillyRemmingtonGTFC]

Stevo man quit while your dignity intact Lippy, Loons you keep this shit popping, don’t change

[@amplify_rexkless5596]

The rashford in too deep/to ➡️Arsenal/ but can’t leave to garnacho agenda was impeccable😂😭😅😭

[@Tkr_hs]

18:38 Who let Stevo delegate the table 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mhgooner9546]

Nwaneri use to play as a striker for our academy and for England as a false 9.

[@aloowq]

Loonz put in a motm performance. He had me in stitches

[@softlife2702]

I think these lot need headphones on when doing the show. This will eliminate them interrupting each other and they’d be able to control the crowd behind the camera.

[@StephenEdwards-Newell]

You man are the best 🤛🏿💎🔥🔥🔥

[@danielshow5878]

Poets best episode yet, provided balance unlike the others

[@rcamo9]

United need a Chelsea rebuild, 10+ outflows

[@85closed]

Real Arsenal fans know Ethan Nwaneri has played up front multiple times for the youth team for club and country.

[@ndub415]

So only people that follow the youth teams are real fans now?

[@ricorico7348]

The confession segment needs to happen more often 😂😂😂😂

[@mayoman237]

We need better United representation than Jordy. Jordy should do Tego’s old role

[@darianjoseph5857]

Rashford scored against Everton last season away 👍

[@davidramjee]

Rashfords best season and performances have only come when he’s had proper LB. His best season at United Luke Shaw played the most since the leg break. It’s not a coincidence, that inside left channel when he cuts in is where he is best space opened up by an overlapping fullback.

[@tevinthames4571]

the ways the loud fnas have turned on Martinelli is crazy, but hey it is what it is

[@amohammed4407]

Tego dropping his diss track soon🫣

[@JLP94]

Imagine Loons on squid game complete foolishness 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@yaboy132]

This ep is a good first team

[@FuturisticStuff]

the martinelli chat was pure waffle

[@CH-hb7oi]

Lippy and Jordy MOTM performance, another week of Dan not knowing ball shocking 😂

[@quotez101]

The 🧑‍🦲 legend… Sibierski, goal of the season + intertoto cup

[@shinobee3126]

For Lippy and the other muslim brother, we should never call anyone God, even just for words. An unforgivable sin in Islam is associating partners with God. Other than that keep it up brothers keep representing us well.

[@chesterton18]

For once Poet is actually bang on- Lookman does play ST in a front two or in a two just behind the ST. Imo tho he’d be better suited at LW than ST at Arsenal. Arsenal need a certified gunman ie Isak, Gyökeres Osimhen.

[@o-so-sav2872]

Anyone else waiting for specs, miles and pk to come back?

[@Sosa-lb]

Loons is there unless you mean pk

[@o-so-sav2872]

@ yh meant pk my bad, hope it’s not a thing where they never return

[@Sosa-lb]

@ icl I don’t see them coming back

[@ian-wt2td]

i love u guys happy new year 🎉😂

[@pg7712]

Proper birthday present this💯Happy New Year everybodys😎🙏🏾

[@adamoconnor6399]

Best performance I’ve seen loons have in WHILEEEEEE

[@Djor-o1u]

After last week they’re deleting critical comments. They’ve truly f’d it.

[@jynxmotley4707]

Still waiting for the annual filthy awards that happened once

[@Chigz10]

Martinelli is medi but man are acting like he didn’t have a season where he had 15 goals and 7 assists when he was 21, that’s why he was getting talked about like that. Can’t compare him to man like Mudryk who ain’t got close to that in their life

[@Pppppppppppppppppppppppppppp0]

Lippy just has some weird hate for Nelli man. The guy is miles clear of Mudryk ffs

[@braddaberg2351]

Isn't mad Arteta is the only manager that is blamed for the players he doesn't get as if there's not people higher than him that need to get that shit over the line.. Mikels been talking about how thin squad is for years now

[@gemcommunityorg]

Japp stam best bold premier leauge player of all time

[@michaellaceykamara9667]

MUDRYK IS NOT BETTER THAN MARTINELLI. BLASPHEMY.

[@ChidoziemEnyoazu]

Poet and his page 2 😂😂😂😂

[@GuesswhereIsMe]

Poet is watching football on channel U 😂😂😂😂 Lookman as a striker is something special

[@nikhil_aryal]

Dan back again with the analogies 😂😂

[@sikandermohd6062]

This stevo slander needs to relax are you man new viewers or suin stevo has prolly got some of the deepest ball knowledge on the panel respect his ting u novices

[@AirRaid1196]

41:13 Poet actually makes a great point here about Bruno

[@yahuudpack]

can we get poet kicked off his own show?

[@denniswaweru9340]

"He holds triangle hard" is the best description of Bruno I have ever heard 😂

[@fabrygass2203]

The arteta disrespect is nuts

[@ayyydontworry2119]

As a Liverpool fan this is the first time I think I’d ever agree with loons 😂. Salah is definitely a god in Liverpool. Only 2 Liverpool legends ahead of him in dalglish and gerrard

[@Zuubag]

Poet said Arteta coming 2nd makes him one of the greatest managers ever 🤣🤣🤣