WOULD MOISES CAICEDO FOR CASEMIRO MAKE MANCHESTER UNITED TITLE FAVOURITES??? | FILTHY @ FIVE

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We're all ready for the 2023/24 season to start and while we wait, we brought the boys together to consider a realistic like for like swap at a few of the Premier League's biggest teams that would immediately improve them and potentially make them title challengers. LIPPY, MILES, PK HUMBLE, STEVO THE MADMAN, MARGS, JORDY, SAVAGE DAN and TEGO SIGEL consider some very big moves.
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[@shhh2583]

You know these sites just go to Tescos after you order and repackage it up 🤣

[@urstube6901]

TEGO just makes up rules as he goes along

[@lukehudson8534]

So why does Tego decide what is realistic and what isn’t? As well as also deciding what position every team needs? Jarring

[@abousissoho6690]

Man said real madrids left back to Cama

[@BehindEnemyChimes]

What does tego even bring to this group? Surely they can find a better moderator. Lumos might be better

[@Do27gg]

He really brushed aside Salah like he isn’t the best winger in prem history

[@willmanning6777]

he just saids it with confidence tbh but really does not know ball and chats shit

[@b34rd3dg4]

Tego is producing and as a producer, he gets the final say. Is it fair? No. Does it always make sense? Absolutely not. But it is what it is

[@tumuss513]

Another interesting Jesus theory, some say he had siblings (pretty well known theory tbf) however others say he may have also had a twin brother!

[@AirRaid1196]

This concept stunk for this episode tbh. 35:42 I'm with Miles. Whole concept kinda makes no sense the way Tego is dictating it. This epidode is probably the worst one this year so far. Good to see Margs back tho!

[@thigarette1]

Agreed they need to find tune the concept. It's like they were making up rules as they went along; which isn't always bad, it just didn't work today.

[@milosradusinovic5796]

100% how is this a conversation if you can only name players tego wants lol

[@ElPhenomenon]

Nah the concept might be the wrong way but this was a classic episode, miles being up arsenals ass , margs death experience and Steveo having another howler

[@YerDaEatsCrayons10]

They said osimhen to arsenal is unrealistic and then said camavinga to Utd which is way more unrealistic 🤣🤣

[@billymoschino116]

wasted this lineup on the concept

[@abdim123]

Tego deciding what is and what isnt unreaslitic is so funny because its just his personal opinion. Kulu not realistic, but saka to man city is realistic in his mind. Osimhen is an absolute no but lewa barcas only striker is reaistic. Make it make sense

[@drfgaming2060]

The guy makes no sense

[@AMA-br9lw]

Fr bro said saka to city but oshimen to arsenal is a no 😂😂😂

[@khaliljohnson3035]

tego fully switches and changes the rules of the game whenever he feels like. ruined the vibes.

[@christopherallen996]

Tego needs an intervention!

[@ms7857]

@@christopherallen996 slap*

[@BehindEnemyChimes]

Tego needs to be sacked and sent to Al hilal

[@liverpoolfcjghost23]

Slave master

[@meditation3594]

Surprised this episode didn’t start with a “my bad” from Tego after last weeks horrendous performance.

[@Dosser]

The day tego acknowledges he’s not perfect is the day the grass turns blue

[@ACE876BSM]

ITS EVERY WEEK AT THIS POINT LOL

[@inyagi3107]

​@@Dosserwe

[@BehindEnemyChimes]

And tego follows it with another stinker

[@GurinderJohal]

Tego kept talking bout realistic moves and then said Kulu to United like Levi didn’t prove he ain’t selling to United. And they just bought him after the loan deal which was optional so why would they turn around and sell him now

[@sacred1827]

And as if Saka to City is realistic right now. It ain't

[@juiceofthefruit6102]

The Lippy stare was one of the best moments of the year

[@mehmetemin4713]

I would fold if Lippy looked at me like that

[@Kadz25]

@@mehmetemin4713ayooo

[@achrefbenmbarek2990]

​@@mehmetemin4713 fye for dat

[@antzg4604]

Wow Tego must have power over these man 😂.. no accountability for how poor he's been performing

[@_trvekvlt]

its bc no one has time to prepare the episode like he does, but you can see how almost everyone is annoyed with him

[@bri1085]

He's like Jordan Henderson

[@connieworroll368]

@@bri1085🤣🤣 sheesh

[@humzy765]

I cannot lie - Lippy giving Steveo the crazy eyes had me dying - why was he so vex 😂😂😂😂😂

[@AHun_TheShogun]

Took me out! 😂🤣 he was like 🤔

[@checkm8_47]

What minute was it

[@Aaron-188]

@@checkm8_47you know like that, time stamp the mf

[@jking9787]

@@Aaron-188 16:50

[@achrefbenmbarek2990]

Man said he ate a chip wrap, wym why he was so vex, lippy should've moved to him 😂😂

[@milosradusinovic5796]

TEGO: “we struggling” Big man you refusing to accept everyone’s answers 🤣

[@desecrationdoll]

immediate Tego howler attempting to correct Margs about Mary 🤡 and THEN saying Musa Mansa was before Jesus some fake intellectual loooool

[@KaLeeDo2]

Bro Tego STAYS moving the goal posts every one of these. Making up the rules as he goes along. VAR check please

[@smurfxvi]

“Bury me in the Stretford End “ Glad Margs is here and healthy

[@c.o2307]

Miles was funny for that

[@pebe8993]

My head hurts listening to the takes on united. You seriously think united’s weak link is Casemiro? We literally have no strikers on our current squad 😂. We was that desperate for one in January we loaned Weghorst.

[@danielo7985]

Stinky ep

[@MU4EVER22]

Tbf they did say a striker and rb would be too easy to replace so they wanted someone who was established first team

[@pebe8993]

@@MU4EVER22 I understand that but Casemiro? He shaped our midfield last season and without him we wouldn’t of got top four. It showed in games he couldn’t play. The shouts for Bruno to be replaced too where mental! I understand other teams can’t stand him but he’s fantastic for us!

[@sacred1827]

As a United fan I zone out when they talk about United. They mostly hate us which makes their opinions invalid and Jordy isn't a proper fan either. Miss me with the United talk

[@PreRzDatoX]

how can they even they say Casemiro

[@NotCJBear]

30 seconds in. Miles Howler smh

[@arsenal4L]

Pepe is good but he has problems

[@calm5465]

Thats heritage

[@arsenal4L]

@@martyfakenewsman101 arteta didn't treat him well in his last szn but tbf he was also arrogant apparently, but I agree with what u r saying

[@Boyd2ubaikie]

Is Anthony better than Pepe?

[@guardianbravo2139]

Best Confused Guy on KZbin 😂😂😂😂😂

[@isaiahbright7546]

How is Osimhen to Arsenal not realistic but saka to city is? Saka just signed a new deal. Jesus is getting underrated now he did very well when he played the only better options are unrealistically right now. Martinelli got 15 goals last season in the league and they’re saying Mane, Mitoma and Gnabry as options

[@drfgaming2060]

These man are clueless

[@reggiewatts1926]

@@drfgaming2060it’s just Tego being Tego

[@TheKaneo1]

And that's when I turned off joke ting

[@cowboyorangesoda8408]

Whole episode made me realise fully that these guys may know a few random players names and cry ball knowledge but boy are they actually dumb as rocks

[@Do27gg]

Also Salah is much better than saka but the stench decided against it

[@jgreen114]

The intro was hilarious, Stevo’s “in sandals” got me 😂😂😂

[@binchris]

No it wasn’t it was actually very offensive to Christians

[@danielo7985]

@@binchris And I disagree, seemed fine. He was poking fun at how funny it would be to watch police officers chase after criminals in sandals. That's a secular joke

[@binchris]

@@danielo7985the comment said the intro not just the sandals part

[@danielo7985]

@@binchris ah okay, misunderstood you

[@salehsalim8740]

@@binchris😊plo😊o😊o😊o😊😊momo😊mo😊o😊o

[@aaruntiwana6820]

Yo I got cancer but you man are making me laugh and smile with this episode, thanks Fellas

[@moh7561]

cap

[@San-Tzu]

Tego stunk up this episode with what is "Realistic" or not. It's a hypothetical discussion

[@ps12220]

These are some stupid rules man how are you man doing hypotheticals but because Ivan Toney is banned it’s not a pick. Tego needs to go in the bin

[@RJYGM]

Lippy’s “Mario’s not even on PlayStation” in the middle of that Jesus convo got me 😂

[@kimlucaborges8113]

What an underrated comment 😂

[@DustbinLaden]

Tego with another howler. His whole day 1 argument on Ivan Toney was such a waste of time

[@Weiwan4564]

Tego thinking mansa musa was before jesus , even though he's MUSLIM is killing me 😅😅

[@harrison3859]

I’m over this guy, he thinks he’s the oracle

[@mallyy1251]

Tego is a walking howler

[@FA7THA]

Islam began from the start of life. Howler.

[@mallyy1251]

@@FA7THA How it was established 1500 years ago or something ? It’s quite recent compared to other religions

[@lms7846]

U all just hate on him cos his white specs has stinkers every week but no ones says shit 💀

[@LazarusBall11]

tego another stinker here, talking about not realistic but saka to city is fine, miles was right in this one lol

[@isaacweston685]

Where the fuck is the Tego intervention…the people need this

[@drfgaming2060]

Tego howler after howler after howler

[@LolLol-ej7sy]

Lippy dipping after tego said lukaku to replace Jesus just shows that he’s the only person that knows ball. Horror take

[@sean8robz]

Like for Tego Intervention #RespectTheCrowd

[@thembandovi9750]

The opening conversation of this video is a madness. I was not ready. These lot are hilarious.

[@hishaamamin8072]

Went downhill from there tho

[@mrfeather2732]

Damn the disrespect Ivan Toney is getting is just criminal... He's the 3rd best number 9 in the league after haaland and kane. I have a feeling you guys either barely watch brentford or don't even watch ball. fifa settings 😂 Toney instantly improves Arsenal without a shadow of a doubt. the guy can do everything.

[@dilin89]

Thank you, someone with ball knowledge.

[@fulltimedriller8554]

He’s not better than Jesus tho

[@Do27gg]

Most their takes are poor and only go by fifa cards

[@mrfeather2732]

@@fulltimedriller8554 better in what tho? as a number 9? 100% but as player nope. which is not the point, there are so many players better than Toney but doesn't mean they can play as good as him in the center forward role.

[@fulltimedriller8554]

@@mrfeather2732 I’m an arsenal fan and I’m telling you that I’d take Jesus over Toney every day of the week. People underrate how good a footballer Jesus is and how much he facilitates the rest of the team to play well. I just deeped you even said Toney is better than Jesus overall as a player lol, which shows me you defo don’t watch enough of Arsenal

[@juliet5263]

15:13 😂 Truly the funniest thing Myles has ever said. 🤣 🤣🤣🤣

[@nbamk5625]

mums

[@DK-zf8wf]

16:45 Lippy's reaction to the chip wrap is killing me looooooooool

[@Mumbler100]

15:13 That's a 25 yard screamer 😂

[@Kadz25]

Didn’t even take 30s for miles to show he’s on the spectrum

[@Ohmydayys]

The arrogance of tego dictating the whole episode to his own opinions and bias when he’s picking LUKAKU to arsenal

[@Ohmydayys]

Anderson to man united🤢🤢

[@RyzeDesignsHD]

Mitoma does not improve Arsenal over Martinelli, this whole narrative about him being “scatty” is just sillyness, you don’t contribute how he did last season by luck

[@abdim123]

exactly. Weird opinion. 15 goals and 5 assists. Also dont like how they dogged on mahrez. Mahrez is literally the best or second best RW in the league. only reason saka replaces him is because of age. Mitoma is like grealish level. Grealish is so overrated its pretty crazy

[@connieworroll368]

at least their Martinelli hate bias has been consistent 🤣

[@B_razzer]

Nah what is Tego’s problem with Miles? He can’t say anything without Tego shutting it down.

[@reggiewatts1926]

Shades of loons treatment

[@bwfc1877]

T just makes up rules when he doesn’t get his way lol. “Not realistic”

[@magzmartell]

Lippy working out the algorithm for a chip wrap had me wheeling up the clip about 20 times

[@luriem4915]

Lippy is fed up of tego 😂

[@DelphWardZz]

i love you man, but that history convo was paaaaaiiiinful

[@jabz7703]

Nobody starts and maintains an agenda like Filthy. Ollie Watkins over Jesus is actually a madness. Tego and Specs man.

[@Mumbler100]

16:55 Dan's laugh adds that 20% spice on top 😂

[@Kyle-oj5ob]

3 minutes in and I'm losing brain cells QUICK 💀

[@_trvekvlt]

Get Tego out of this podcast for the love of everything thats holy

[@ADAJ3KINGANGEL]

Wasn’t Mansa Musa living in the 13 or 1400s? Either way that’s way after Jesus. 😂

[@asht3648]

We need episodes when they are just left to talk absolute waffle to each other without structure. That opening 10 mins was top tier, Lippys face on the chip wrap might be top 10 filthy moments, had me howling

[@catgamesfamily]

i never comment but felt i had to today... HOW CAN ANYONE WANT MARTINELLI OUT, HE WILL BE OUR BEST PLAYER SINCE HENRY...GIVE HIM TIME, HE'S 22, HE'S GENERATIONAL, HE WILL BE BETTER THAN SAKA WHEN THEY BOTH REACH THEY'RE PEAK.

[@delmamupandanyama2206]

Saying you heard Jesus was a city boy in the day is crazy that's why I love this show 😂😂😂😂

[@Cee19th]

I’ve been defending Tego but that lukaku 30 goals at arsenal take is horrible 😂😂😂😭

[@abdim123]

Some stinkers in this episode. Mitoma over matinelli is wild. Martinelli 15 goals 5 assits last season btw is better than grealish. For man city to improve a player . Im taking Leao over grealish easily. Even martinelli over grealish. Martinelli was top goal scorer for arsenal last season

[@Do27gg]

How Salah isn’t their RW choice for city is shocking

[@DedLoko]

How is Saka to City realistic?!

[@mloose7870]

Come on man why u lot act like we ain’t seen it countless times! & please don’t tell me how it’s different this time 🤣 don’t be deluded

[@DedLoko]

@@mloose7870 Saka just signed a new contract. Why would he go anywhere near City when the future is red?

[@Dkmo94]

Miles moving like Tego with that Pepe take

[@princekweyama3693]

Omg Ive never seen so many stinky takes in one episode 🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

[@Nova10245]

Tego again just talking nonsense with chest. Kulusevski to sign for spurs wasn’t an obligation they made the decision last month, it was an obligation if they made champs. Bentancur also was never on loan they signed him on permanent right away, can’t believe he tried saying utd signing someone who’s literally just signed for spurs is “realistic” LOL

[@abdim123]

lol and he allowed saka to go to man city

[@blakem2667]

Margs made it down the stairs 🙏🏽 welcome back bro

[@eeddkdks129]

Yoooooo this comment is nuts even tho it’s sincere 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “made it down the stairs”

[@mckennageno7053]

I don’t get this, Tego saying not realistic to everything. What’s the point of playing hypotheticals then. Only his shouts are realistic, dumb.

[@goonerszn6774]

Man said Lukaku improves Arsenal. Tego this STINKS!!

[@nostalgicpromotions7209]

WE WELCOME BACK MARGS TODAY FOR AN IMPRESSIVE COMEBACK AFTER HIS TIME AWAY , HOPEFULLY ALLS WELL NOW AND WE CAN SEE THE RETURN FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON 🙏

[@loveone5009]

I miss when tego didn’t talk so much

[@lms7846]

U man only hate on him cos he's white 💀

[@2010baggott]

Na tego is unbearable at this point. Making the show difficult to watch

[@Ibrahim-rb8tf]

F Tego man. Wants it to be about him and the panel needs to man up against him kmt.

[@isaacweston685]

These episodes gotta be longer man, 1hr ain’t enough

[@bradafcful]

@mosaabtwice3999he was malfunctioning after 20 minutes even an hour is too long for him 😭

[@isaacweston685]

@mosaabtwice3999you’re rude for that one there😂😂😂😂

[@robholding1803]

Looool Openda finished level on goals with our 3rd choice striker in Ligue 1.. but he improves us 🤣

[@a.s1232]

Y for stroke doctor tho

[@drfgaming2060]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@maddarmaddar6417]

Tego is actually annoying

[@beezy_1413]

Mahrez literally won the league with Leicester, so there’s that

[@Do27gg]

Salah has always been better

[@reggiewatts1926]

He was like the 5th/6th most important/influential player in that squad though

[@harrydipple2251]

one of tegos worst episodes out of the 100s below 4/10

[@tshepisomakhamisa2572]

Second stinker in a row for Tego in my opinion. If the premise is to improve top sides then you can’t keep shouting down Osimhen and Khava as ‘unrealistic’ for an Arsenal side that has spent min £150mil in the last three summer windows. Couldn’t finish the episode.

[@Kingkwesstv]

Tego, CHECK YOUR MIRRORS...moving like the kid who's ball it is going home because he can't play striker...rule changes every round smhh come on Tego we love you bro but this aint it!

[@nicholaswiggan8917]

There’s no better evidence of Tego chatting absolute filth than him saying Lukaku bangs for Arsenal. Like there isn’t evidence of him flopping at every top 6 club he’s been too. And these man just let rubbish like that go.

[@slugss]

the mandem need to challenge Tego more often, he can’t keep getting away with his howlers

[@Therealgaz619]

Big facts

[@kingkyle.0.0.7]

Truss they just let him run the ting need more militant characters to pattern him when he chats shit

[@thomasjames456]

All the comments every week hate on Tego lmaooo

[@Thewipah7]

Tego said Mansa Musa was before Jesus ya kna 🤣🤣his football takes aren't the only thing retarded with this guy I swear down 😭 00:02:00

[@Mkcnd0]

It’s ntd 🤣 chill out

[@unknownknown1565]

take some time off boys this game was dead

[@milosradusinovic5796]

Tego slowly ruins these shows….every conversation he changes the rules…might as well put him front of a camera and play on his own lol

[@ajt220]

Miles does realise that Barcelona just won the league right? “Lewandowski would kill to go Arsenal”😂. Howler after howler

[@Do27gg]

Tego stinks…HOW IS LUKAKU MORE REALISTIC THAN EVAN FERGUSON

[@jozeydirtz]

Even tho he has better G/A then Sancho and Antony, The Pepe take is a Howler 😂

[@MrA-hc9fi]

Arsenal fan here but reckon Shaw is the best left back in the league. His first touch and general technical level are outstanding

[@primetimeab3216]

Lmaoooo what???

[@MrA-hc9fi]

@@primetimeab3216 he used to be shit, and fat, but he’s been brilliant for 3 seasons now… world class footballer for sure, what’s wrong with what I said?

[@TheGamingGentVids]

Miles actually said something funny 😂 store it.

[@Marz2727]

Miles is undeniable, he has moments

[@jabocedricshema4414]

The first minutes were so hard to listen to as a believer 😂

[@jamz1237]

Tego saying lukaku must be the biggest howler of all time

[@michaelandreou4996]

If we manage to sell Scott Mctominay for close to 40 M then we have won the transfer window 😂😭.

[@Do27gg]

United fans underrate Scott so badly smh

[@HV2K]

@@Do27gg bro there is nothing to under rate. He's woeful

[@marlonjohn6370]

Tego lost ratings from last week’s and then this 😂😂

[@JO-qv3sq]

As much as I rate mahrez, these man are overrating him man. He hardly plays

[@Zzz-fz7wb]

He hardly plays but got the same amount of goals and more assists than Saka last season with like 6/700 minutes left but Saka is “the best” 😭😂🤦🏽‍♂️

[@JO-qv3sq]

mahrez scored 5 League goals. Saka had 14 and had more assists than him in the league. 7 of mahrez’s goals came in the fa cup and caraboa which saka hardly played in. Saka was clearly better than him this season

[@abdim123]

had 3k mins last season. What are you talking about barely plays. just because he didnt play towards the end doesnt mean he barely plays. He played more mins than antony at united, and i think like 80% of players in the league. The only reason why it looks like he doesnt play is because man city have so many games because they reached every final

[@Zzz-fz7wb]

@@JO-qv3sq Saka played 1270 more minutes in the prem than him last season. What is this? Why do we disregard goals out of the prem when talking about Saka just cos he did Fuck all out of it? Mahrez scored 3 and 2 assists in champs league too.. so ridiculous 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

[@Zzz-fz7wb]

@@JO-qv3sq Saka had a better season 😂😂😂😂😂😂 Mahrez just won the treble you donkey! 15 goals and Assists in the prem - 5 goals and assists in champs - 8 goals and assists in carabao and fa cup! You are daft

[@mingsmooth]

everytime Dan is there, the first 10mins is jokes! love it haha

[@DAIMODASH]

When Stevo says “ LIPS” to Lippy 😂 fml

[@PK-ws6sm]

😂😂😂😂 it’s terrible !

[@gideondredd4937]

I think I get it now: it's the Tego Show Ft Mandem. IT MAKES SENSE.

[@Zzz-fz7wb]

Nah zooming in on lippy with that music might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen you man donahhaahhahaha screw face

[@itsmeREME]

Pk saying “Goliath” when they’re talking about Jesus’ interest is why i watch this show. 4:39

[@ACE360x]

I wouldnt swap Mitoma for Trossard. The realistic chat is hilarious, 140mil for Osimhen is a no but 105 for Rice just happened?!

[@sj2672]

Mansa Musa is in the 13th century, and jesus is around 6BC

[@jinzo_ningen2513]

Bro lol these man need a history check 😂😂😂😂

[@faisala6279]

Savage dan has to have the best laugh on the internet

[@CarlosCasanova9]

so good to have margs back man 👏

[@nch1994]

This show would be 10 times better without Tego

[@mazemade2980]

Tego said Mansa Musa the notorious African Muslim leader was before Jesus’ time 😂