THE UNDATEABLES AND THE BRAND NEW CEO | FILTHY @ FIVE

With the Premier League getting seriously tense, we assembled a panel that a popular Instagram blog page once described as 'The Undateables'. That's Stevo The Madman, Savage Dan, Specs Gonzalez and Tego Sigel. Joining them are the newest additions to the crew Miles Fearon and Jordy, one of which declares himself the CEO of Undateable-ness, to talk about who the opp in every Premier League team is. Unfortunately we get stuck talking about funerals, lookalikes, Marks and Spencer quality goods, animals having accents and more...
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[@mitch8049]

One of the best episodes of all time 🐐. Tego actually let his hypothetical hair down. Fairplay 🤝😂

[@deanod8303]

It's the shades lol

[@Meroe16]

Sinbad the mad man is insane

[@azlstrhl]

Miles: I've got my new gaming channel up now Tego: No you havent.. Dan is all over sky sports.. Savage 😂😂😂😂😂

[@jahreelclarke5973]

Sensational form from specs🤝

[@amohammed4407]

Dan's laugh had to have got him into bare fights in school

[@kayzrb966]

Nah he was creating fights with that instigating ass laugh lmaooo

[@ysaxperiau]

The way Stevo goes on the maddest tangents is crazy

[@MelonMan0121]

Type of guy that you see sat in a pub all day on weekdays chatting the most to strangers

[@michaelshoemonster563]

When he starts pausing and whipping out the hand gestures you know ur in for a long day 😂

[@samgb9]

‘Tsunami’ finished me

[@princekweyama3693]

This line up is amazing first 20 Mins non stop laughs already the chemistry is hiiiiiiigh

[@georgeturnball1279]

Miles being proud of being the CEO of the undateables is a howler 🤣

[@slimeboogie1267]

In my head I was like who’s mikes thought I skipped a few minutes then realised you meant miles💀

[@georgeturnball1279]

@@slimeboogie1267 didn’t even clock🤣

[@idrishamid1926]

West coast road and west coast

[@dr3757]

The way Dan is on Stevo is too jokes💀😭

[@tobiadeyemi9977]

Nahhh the way specs dropped that “ahh I know why, only one house key” line at 44:02 is why I love him soo much. He always drops them one liners then continues the conversation like nothing happened while everyone else clocks it and starts laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@greenblaze9189]

You know how Jordan had a flu game? Specs had a toothache game. That "why? Because you didn't have a house key?" was a triple double.

[@greenblaze9189]

THIS TABLE'S NOT GOING FOR LUNCH. HE DID THAT WITH A TOOTHACHE! Team of the Season

[@tobiadeyemi9977]

30 mins in and Stevo is killing me man😭😭😭. Never realize just how entertaining he is until he goes for a while and comes back 🤣🤣🤣

[@77_ACE.]

Forced

[@rossneil4413]

He’s so dumb but thinks he’s knows everything. Sometimes it’s funny but it’s mostly just jarring.

[@24waveyyy]

@@rossneil4413 Na man Stevo is a goat he’s hilarious

[@rossneil4413]

@@24waveyyy he’s funny but he talks too much about things he clearly knows fuck all about. He doesn’t get pulled up enough for the shite he talks.

[@jaforgah]

@@rossneil4413hahahah you lot are so unwell, lighten up and don’t watch then

[@MH-lh4kb]

‘Only one house key’ line from Specs is eliteeeee 😂😂😂😂

[@michaelandreou4996]

18:07 "D Double i love you, your a Legend. Ouhhh Ouhhh!" 😂😂.

[@etiennelebeau5157]

The feeling Miles is alluding to @47:20 is the phenomenon, ‘Sonder’, - “the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own.”

[@Zzz-fz7wb]

The way Stevo tells stories 😂😂

[@Trill_OD]

19:02 is going down in filthy history 😂😂😂 one of the best moments for suuure

[@luisfacchino8021]

You lot are annoying me bruv

[@jahnramis]

When Dan eggs him on 😂😂😂 ‘Do it, do it’

[@fanpolposition8375]

What an episode! 2016 vibes with the old crew, incredible

[@marcrafique5411]

59:30 when tego realises what specs said his reaction is too funny 🤣🤣

[@AM9Tony]

Alhamdulillah Specs is back! Can watch this episode without getting bored.

[@MaJo-qo9xz]

Backhanded compliment or what? 👀

[@ursmokingbuj8546]

Init, it’s not like he’s the only funny guy there. They all bring their own thing

[@Unknown-yz9pw]

44:03 nah specs is the goat man😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 funniest in the uk by far😂😂😂

[@harrysmith4992]

Pure chaos. Sensational performances from everyone involved 😂

[@itatchiisgangsta]

This got me and the mandem talkin about what song we want to play at our funerals now 😆

[@jmanutd1311]

48:17 that air spud from Stevo was a very undateable moment 🤣😭

[@ng2313]

2 years later miles still hasn't left tesco

[@wristbreak]

This is one of the funniest shows they've done

[@kanthony9154]

19:00 "MILES YOUR DINNER'S READY!!"🤣🤣🤣

[@Exzactz]

Jordy: Freeze me cos my mum freezes bread 😂😂

[@lovablelady-]

🗣 yooo 😂

[@kevin084life]

5:48 Jeezy is a boss 16:46 Miles and his lookalikes 35:24 ‘Yeeaaaah wave’

[@fraanksy]

37:43 Spanish cow

[@jimmycasuelle]

Oi this was hilarious. Reminds me of those chats you have with the mandem in the early hours with bare random tangents 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Mabika16]

These are my favourite episodes.. One hour of just chatting utter rubbish 😂

[@MrPompey666]

No talk of football and the return of specs and stevo. Class episode 👏

[@sadhun8735]

Most chilled I ever seen tego. Definitely got a new ting.

[@mrbigz3389]

“Only one house key” Oi specs is mad disrespectful 😂😂😂

[@ms7857]

It took me a couple of Google searches and rewinds before I understood the Shaun Goater joke. Naaa I’m dead 😂😂😂😂 “Miles, your dinners ready” 😂😂😂

[@DDfrmda5th]

Nah stevo needs an intervention after all this foolishness😂😂😂

[@wristbreak]

Miles in the Sierra Leone shirt. Come on!🇸🇱

[@kanwargill247]

The best episodes are when they don’t talk about football

[@mosesi2452]

“His forehead wants to see what’s going on” Ay nah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dannyd9333]

Yea looking back this might the best Stevo appearance on Filthy ever

[@eggfriedreus793]

Doesn’t take much 😂

[@wijjnova2933]

Tego pausing on the Shaun Goater line was violence💀

[@kanthony9154]

19:00 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Oakland510]

Context ?

[@wijjnova2933]

@@Oakland510 Shaun Goater ain’t that guy aesthetically put it that way

[@Oakland510]

@@wijjnova2933 peak

[@bhafeez84]

Take me up. Jordy “oh you think your going up” 😂

[@FeatChimera044]

This is an all time classic episode, had to rewatch it!!!!!

[@kanthony9154]

Same here again🔥🤣

[@firellparker7463]

Stevo put in a HOF performance

[@bumbaclarkkent3613]

I'm hearin Loonz went on a podcast with a whole heap of chateenz about man on filthy? Someone pattern me up with the link or name

[@jeffrey2870]

Nah this episode was top tier had me crying throughout 🤣🤣🤣

[@jasondebruno95]

This hasn’t aged well… Dan: “T came last…” T: “And I’m the only one wearing Prada shoes…” 💀💀💀

[@Zzz-fz7wb]

How have man called jordy “mist” 😂😂😂 are they blind

[@kanthony9154]

27:28 underated moment🤣🤣 "You were breaking up"

[@zlazydawgg5684]

Specs was too funny on this one!!! ‘There is a drop!!’ 😂

[@POOP-xk9ze]

1:16:15

[@manorman-el4gv]

22:37 dans laugh is something out of jurassic park 🦖 🦕

[@uta1589]

I see u Specs Rocking Ethiopian kit : )

[@fabo01274]

Oh my days 😂 this episode is too funny. Stevo killed me with the 'real karate kid' deflection story 😂 convo went so left I was dyin. The amount of jokes from start to finish is too much

[@thecalmdo5932]

Miles making fun of Stevo for saying enlightening correctly - "enlightening? ENLIGHTING"

[@treyronin4568]

it could be the weed, but this was one of the greatest episodes ever. top 3

[@kingkyle.0.0.7]

I know the feeling but I defo agree

[@zlazydawgg5684]

All this time I did not know Miles worked in Tescos!

[@cocohargreaves225]

Savage Dan’s got that laugh that makes any joke 10x funnier but if you’re on the receiving end of the joke makes you wanna punch man up 😂

[@Adam22457]

This was peak filthy... we didn't know we had it so good

[@BoatBoy909]

If you know basketball. Miles-Mikal Bridges

[@Yoannan_I]

Good shout

[@la1768]

Man like Stevo back in the cut, Lets goooooo!

[@ha1867]

1:05:28 When you accidentally walk into a set 8 class 😂

[@ng2313]

Legendry

[@onedubbz]

35:25 my favourite filthy fellas moment ever I never not laugh at this 😂

[@devilishmode]

Best episode in ages

[@Mj-cb1vg]

Man said if you turn the microwave on the wifi starts bugging out 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@firellparker7463]

19:03-19:18

[@theThriller83]

Savage Dan is the guy, can turn anything into something hilarious.

[@s1nari]

5:59 I see what jordy did there, clinical finish.

[@Theblaqueone716]

47:10 miles is literally so dumb😂😂😂

[@user-qg1kn5pb8t]

59:36 LOOOOOOOL THIS TABLE IS NOT GOING FOR LUNCH. Naa Specs is tooo funny

[@nathanferguson5607]

Stevo not tying his durag right doesn’t surprise me at all

[@kanthony9154]

19:00 Shaun Goater 🤣🤣🤣🤣 If I'm Shaun Goater ... Miles your dinner's ready 🤣🔥

[@LocalGooner]

No way miles still works in Tesco

[@Nova10245]

Episodes where they dont talk football are always the best

[@bluntman1001]

This ep was a classic!! Great to see the OGs back like old times! Skribs, BOAT & Ross need to make a comeback for a throwback episode!

[@SP-vw9lw]

I've clocked it. Savage Dan is the troublemaker of the group.

[@cruzipoo1527]

You must be new

[@Unknown-yz9pw]

6:08 how is specs so funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@aaronyt2819]

Cobra Kai getting mentioned in Filthy Fellas. That’s my 2 shits

[@kanthony9154]

32:35 that was a great Savage Dan laugh🤣🤣🤣

[@neighborshouse6906]

Who else went and checked if wisdom teeth exist 🤦🏾‍♂️😂😂😂

[@warnerbuller]

Man said miles mum looks like shaun goater uno hahahahah

[@moneymitch4876]

Stevo was defo man of the match today 😂

[@firellparker7463]

They don't realize he's been MOTM quite a bit. This was one for the ages

[@DuppyShots]

Specs forever reminds me of Reg E. Cathey. Look him up 😂

[@kel01]

100% agree with this.

[@Obekant08]

Big up Miles man, very wholesome this episode! This episode was great!

[@firellparker7463]

15:22

[@harundemirel394]

This episode made me realise how similar Stevo and Miles are

[@moneymitch4876]

Yeah I can tell this episodes gonna be elite

[@XiiMiiWiin]

and Jordy watching Lion King for the first time in 2022 is an absolute howler

[@samakiniyi2212]

Naa Speckz face change when Shaun Goater gets mentioned is outrageous

[@Qbreezy]

Dan n miles can secure decent gyal without clout but the rest....boiii🤣🤣🤣🤣 undateables

[@Hass310]

Imagine getting parred and u hear savage dan laughin😂😂

[@CarlosCasanova9]

ive missed stevo man 😆

[@Kenzothegaffer]

This episode was pure quality!!! Well done boys 👏🏾

[@kayosman7369]

19:22 what a violation. Miles’ mum looks like Shaun Goater 😂😂

[@AGPlays_]

I’m not even joking, Savage Dans laugh is contagious😂😂😂

[@kingkyle.0.0.7]

🤣🤣🤣One of the best episodes ever yeahhh wave and their not having lunch are 2 of the funniest moments on this bumbaclart show yes

[@shakmanceljames9336]

Yo I'm actually in The Lion King in the West End, I dunno if Miles was meant to audition but that explanation is CAP lmao. That's not how auditions work

[@femiayeni802]

This episode and the episode when specs came in drunk are top 2 FF episodes 😂😂

[@lahdah]

Which episode is specs drunk?

[@femiayeni802]

@@lahdah can’t remember bro it’s in the files somewhere. Just know he put in a player of the month performance in just that one episode 🔥

[@F4UC3]

This is the BEST lineup... No trim!!

[@ceo1308]

I love the football convos but do some general talks regularly

[@lakersxcommanders7046]

10:42 steevo stole specs line from the Left back video