Final Fantasy 16 Will Put You to Sleep

Final Fantasy 16 could've been a good game. The combat is fun, which is often the most important part of making a a good game. But this is a JRPG. People play these games for the story, and this story sucks.
#finalfantasy #finalfantasy16 #syntheticman
0:00 Intro
3:19 Combat Mechanics
8:50 Boss Fights
15:02 Story & Characters
19:47 Grimdark & Kingdom Hearts Don't Mix
23:33 Quests & Level Design
25:04 Conclusion

[@musicology3552]

The funniest parts of the streams were when it's been 40 minutes of boring dialogue, then once you finally get control back. Immediately another 20 minute cutscene about nothing.

[@ExtremeMan10]

"action game" lmao

[@LeaveMeAloneFBI]

I tried genshin impact and quit because of that exact reason I hate this fuckimg trend in games.

[@DerUnglaublicheFrank]

How daring, aren't we, today?

[@HHTwice]

@@ExtremeMan10disregard the hours of gameplay to suit your “criticism” lmao

[@JDoe-gf5oz]

@@HHTwice There is no reason for any cutscene to be longer than two minutes.

[@kingarth0r]

While I may not agree with most of your points on your videos, I appreciate the existence of a channel who is willing to speak their mind without worrying about what most people think.

[@ashbha4138]

Stunning and Brave No but really, us autismos also need representation in review media and this channel fills that hole perfectly.

[@taterboob]

He’s just a contrarian, quit jerking him off.

[@John_James]

I wanna go and play Sekiro because how boring this game is

[@bailoch]

I love how backhanded this comment is just for the sake of admitting your opinions are all shit

[@thomasbane0]

Most anti-trend youtubers express controversial opinions to get views. Synthetic Man is honest even to a fault at times. Hard not to like the guy considering how close to a regular dude he seems to be and not just some clout chasing gen-z moron.

[@Nomadestra]

For a director who worked on dmc in the past I'm shocked there's not attacks based on directional inputs.

[@reivax7022]

You worked on DMC??

[@Nomadestra]

@@reivax7022 Are you dumb?

[@Evanz111]

I’m also staggered that there are eight different unique elements and yet not a single mechanic for elemental affinity, or difference in spells. Fire doesn’t cause DoT, wind doesn’t lift, lightning doesn’t chain, ice doesn’t freeze, dark doesn’t blind, stone doesn’t stagger or petrify etc.

[@Nomadestra]

@Evanz111 Yeah it's weird. Testing out each element's charged projectiles, they all do the same exact damage number to enemies. Why even have all these different elements if none of them have unique properties. No affinities or option to exploit enemy resistance at all. Why is there not a burn meter filling up when I'm doing fire combos? Am ice meter should be slowing enemies down. Darkness should be making an enemy attack itself and/or other enemies in combat.

[@reivax7022]

@@n30n66 wha

[@postapocalypse0763]

We will eventually get one of those "bonus games" on a DVD menu that you play with a TV remote, but unironically intended to be a real game

[@cerulean8201]

Just admit you can't afford a ps5 man ahah

[@rustyshakelford1466]

@@cerulean8201 Don't need a ps5, ps2 plays DVDs just fine and they aren't $70.

[@cerulean8201]

Point proven

[@FlamespeedyAMV]

​@@cerulean8201it's not a flex to say you pay full price for a ps5

[@cerulean8201]

@@FlamespeedyAMV just proving ny point. People are watching one ass review and basing their entire opinion of the game on that.

[@lootskywalker3008]

Shill up actually had free thought for once these are truly strange times.

[@ExtremeMan10]

I wonder where are all those weebs screaming how will Japan save video game industry.

[@porkyminch5131]

He can be critical because woke wankers actually hate the game aswell (because white males and no representation)

[@Mementomori292]

Skill Up is amazing in what he's doing, but he purposefully avoids any woke related topics, like that the entire industry has become anti straight white male centric, just like the film industry, but he never acknowledges any of that, which really annoys me.

[@lucy-pero]

free thought = thoughts i agree with

[@lootskywalker3008]

@@lucy-pero Not true Skill up pretty much always agrees with the popular opinion much like Yawn Yea, hence the title Shill up.

[@doomerhumor5479]

I laughed my ass off watching you play this. Every time you complained about a cutscene another played lmao

[@SIGNOR-G]

Being Synth is suffering.

[@Snyperwolf91]

You know , back then were cutscenes in games like a reward for the tough gameplay but nowadays its the opposite. You are rewarded with gameplay after you watched huge amounts of cutscenes. . Gaming is totally screwed .

[@catzor4795]

​@@Snyperwolf91MGS is the only good moviegame.

[@amadeusagripino6862]

​@@SIGNOR-Glike the ones from Fallout 4?

[@SIGNOR-G]

@@amadeusagripino6862 😏

[@spnked9516]

I don't think lore, in and of itself is an issue, I'd even argue that extremely well thought out and compelling world building is nothing but a benefit. Rather, I think how "lore" is used by modern writers is the real problem. When used correctly, it functions like fries in a fast-food order. Ideally it slots in seemlessly with your burger and drink, and after you're done your meal, you might find some fries at the bottom of the bag - a little extra treat you weren't expecting. The way modern writers tend to use it is like a crutch or a bandaid for incompetent writing. They make bad creative decisions and try to excuse them by pointing to something outside of the story as justification. Take Destiny for example. It basically put the key points of its story on a bloody website instead of the actual game. If your story requires material outside of itself to make sense, then it's a bad story. Go rewrite it.

[@12ealDealOfficial]

Agreed. I think lore is best when it is set dressing for a story, not the story itself. FFX had all of its lore delivered practically without the need for menus and such. The world had history in FFX but you were shown this in the level design. Tidus asked the same questions the player would likely want to ask, and the rest could be found organically by talking to NPCs. You only got as much lore as you needed to understand what was happening, and the delivery of that lore was tight and scaled with your level of interest to seek it out. Too many contemporary stories spend way too much time including everything possible in any way they can, text or no. It becomes boring.

[@KristjanThomasHaaristo]

@@12ealDealOfficial A perfect example of game writers/devs being beyond retarded is Destiny 2, where the lore of the game is absolutely god-tier, with really interesting scenes and shit going on that is nowhere even CLOSE to what is going on in the main stories or side content, I don't know how this happens but in most large scale world games there's a ton of super super interesting lore, but the actual main plot or side content is absolutely mind numbingly boring

[@punishedmatteson7108]

Correct and justified. Destiny (rather, Bungie) did a horrible job of incorporating lore when it was necessary. I love Destiny but it is a severely flawed franchise (not that fans will ever admit that).

[@user-rt6fq8wk1d]

Looking at you, Fromsoftware

[@MarioStelar]

FFXV and FFXIII had the exact same problem and it's baffling how Square Enix keeps repeating the same mistakes over and over again

[@YTC1234]

So basically FF has still never recovered from 13 lmao

[@BL-mf3jp]

*10

[@Palindrome3945]

@@BL-mf3jp Nah, this stagger meter shit wasn't plaguing Final Fantasy before FF13

[@BL-mf3jp]

@@Palindrome3945 but the cutscene heavy focus and awful voice acting was

[@Palindrome3945]

@@BL-mf3jp Yes. Vanille being the OG "can't translate properly in english so just moan through it" girl.

[@kaidorade1317]

If Skillup was right then we truly are living in the darkest of times! Tbh I’m getting tired of Sony’s interactive movie games. Not everything needs a ten minute exposition cutscene. Just let me play!

[@Gungrave123]

he was not tho. Synth is just a bitter black pilled and /v/ poisoned

[@headshotmaster138]

What did Skillup say? A link to a video would be nice.

[@davidd4696]

@@headshotmaster138 Your you tube search bar broken?

[@steelyeyes9190]

Facts!

[@headshotmaster138]

@@davidd4696 You wish.

[@AstaIsAMonster]

Bro Maximilian Dood kept shilling for this 🚮 game just because he got a sponsorship, meet the developers and went to a concert with them. 😂 So he kept trying to make people in his fanbase to buy it. But when people told him the game sucks he kept saying it’s fun but now in a recent stream he says he won’t play that game again or he won’t play the new dlc for it because he didn’t really like it.😂

[@alanlee67]

Yea. SE gotta realize their games are decent at best nowadays and only their legacy fans buy their games....so they should stop alienating them

[@jondon1079]

I seriously miss turn-based RPGs. Even though the systems were the result of technical limitations, they had this unique thrill and level of suspense that real time action games can't quite replicate. Battles were almost like puzzles, with the added benefits of nail-biting tension and glorious spectacle. EDIT: I'm not arguing that the original turn-based RPG formula was flawless. Of course it had issues; the most obvious of which were excessive grindiness and random encounters. I doubt anyone believes these mechanics were a net positive. I'm simply stating that, when at their best, turn-based RPG battles could be pulse-pounding games of cat-and-mouse mixed with chess. I personally haven't played a real-time action game that truly manages to give me that same feeling. Not even "Combat Puzzle" games like Doom Eternal.

[@justsumCrumbs]

Sea of Stars has a demo and it's got me excited for the first time for an JRPG style game in a long time.

[@Edmund_Christo]

@@justsumCrumbs Sea of Stars.....kinda sounds like some sort of Star Ocean

[@astreakaito5625]

plenty of turn based rpgs released today thankfully.

[@graemevaughey7432]

At least _this_ game finally commits to being a proper action game, with DMC style combat. That feels like a *massive* improvement over decades of god-awful action/menu hybrids which were always clunky and terrible (I'm looking at you: FF7 Remake). I'm like you: I never had an issue with turn-based RPGs. I also like DMC/Platinum action games. What I could never abide was the middle ground.

[@hextechmagikarp4610]

Yoship is the reason why FF isn't turn-based. Everything he touches ends up removing gameplay.

[@sanji1259]

I'm so mad at square enix. I finished it in 18!!! Hours. There is nothing to explore. No RPG at all, not even level up, come on, you get 3 attack and hp, wow, enemies not? Craft weapon, +3ad, buy new one, +10. It had so much potential...but it's super boring.... I don't know. Everything was there...i am so mad....hard to rate, some things are a 10 or 9, many a 7 but a lot of 0s too since it simply is missing. No Party, no loot, i did not even collect anything shiny, for what. Gosh so mad

[@formanga8871]

18? They you skipped through most of the story bro, So side quests, Yeah at start they felt like boring but as you follow through they get better, You also get Permanent upgrades of it. I pre-ordered game played and then got bored of it and stop playing until few days ago after I finished Rebirth, I picked this game up and realise I was playing it wrongly, Now I even brought DLC of it.

[@sanji1259]

@@formanga8871 nope, not true. I did not Skip a thing. Did sides at the beginning...but for what? +5 hp? Nope. At last i went straight through the main, yes

[@formanga8871]

@@sanji1259 Do late game quest, That's give perma upgraded.

[@kingcarplipsJfs]

The gameplay is complete and utter trash, square enix failed hard on 15 and 16

[@sanji1259]

@@kingcarplipsJfs the gameplay is the only thing that is truly great. It's the Devil mat cry dude who designed it. 15 is one of my favorites, because despite it's flaws it had a great story and character development

[@mikeholt2852]

one more annoying thing for me is when u dont do any more damage during your combo because its cutscene time

[@KraitoKrombongus]

Yes indeed! When they are staggered and you have to wait for the cutscene to come because you can't do any more damage..

[@xcharlesbronsonx]

You are not "too hard on modern video games" Modern gaming has become cancer. Honestly, I don't mind long cutscenes (as long as the gameplay is there). But, the story is not worth slogging through it anymore...

[@dib327]

Doomer mentality.

[@xcharlesbronsonx]

@@dib327 sadly everything has been doomed. I'm just taking off the rose colored glasses. I watched as gaming plummeted from the richness of fallout 1/2, system shock, original bioshock, prince of Persia (for those platform lovers. I don't), new vegas, battlefield 2, diablo 2 original, and so forth. Younger kids only by 10 years but enough to not have played or experienced these games always get uppity when people criticize modern gaming. Just like the film industry, gaming has taken a major fall. No more originality, risk taking, or heart put into games. Everything is now streamlined for the average moron who thinks mobile games make him a gamer. The industry wants to appeal to everyone and creates a mediocre, banal product.

[@faulsname8869]

@@dib327naive kid who never even got to experience the good times. I pity you

[@brandondegraw825]

I read somewhere that this game has approximately 11hrs of cutscenes lol. That pretty much tells you everything you need to know

[@checkthisout7616]

It's 20 HOURS OF CUTSCENES

[@a.lateralus5840]

@@checkthisout7616 nuh uh

[@EdStopMotion]

Their only good game this year has been Octopath 2 which is basically a good classic FF game

[@foulXD]

it was ok. the story is extremely boring and the characters are aswell. the gameplay is good tho. but if they're putting so much story into the game, and even voice at some of it, make a great story. FFXVI has a bit too many cutscenes but at least the story is great, just like the gameplay. also its not even "a classic FF game". its literally braverly default with different graphics, stop fooling yourself.

[@JayPrakash-th4rd]

After playing Zelda(BOTW , TOK ) , Elden Ring I have come to despise cutscenes are there is no room for nuance anymore . Cinematic cut scenes are severely affecting the interactivity of this medium !

[@but_iWantedTo_speakGerman]

botw was trash, whitey little boy

[@Mr_Mistah]

It's getting to the point where the only videogames with gameplay are online multi-player PvP games

[@JayPrakash-th4rd]

@@Mr_Mistah Agreed they offer player expression but I I avoid them I don't want to enjoy games with strangers

[@exaltedreverse4463]

Ff was always cutscene heavy. Both is garbage compared to Sekiro, DMC 5, Elden Ring, and Monster Hunter

[@JohnnyLREACTS]

Metal Gear Rising was INCREDIBLE. Just a shoutout to a great game and honestly in that clip is looks next gen even today.

[@reyntime1950]

Almost every aspect of this game is terrible. Some of the music is really good but the combat is antiquated, exploration and weapon upgrades are boring, I never experienced any bugs but the game just feels cheap. If you absolutely fucking hate final fantasy, you'll love ff16

[@samboengenglish3022]

It's Reyn Time baby

[@reyntime1950]

@@samboengenglish3022 what a bunch of jokers!

[@tomgu2285]

Lmao okay tard

[@tomgu2285]

​@@mrpizza99ify what do retards like you claim to be good gameplay?

[@naf546]

I miss Gears of War: Funny and engaging characters sharing banter between each other while completely still immersed in gameplay. Cool weapons (the torque bow) great graphics, great in game set pieces. Man, online was incredible to. Gaming is dead.

[@1trevor30]

Gears of war is still around though. Just play Gears 5 it really isn't bad or anything.

[@nimazsheik5152]

Play Earth Defence Force 5 (preferably co-op). You won't be saying 'Gaming is dead' after that.

[@Snyperwolf91]

​@@1trevor30Nah . Gears 1-3 are the only best ones .

[@Snyperwolf91]

Tbh , i prefer more variation in game genres , writing-styles and focused tones/atmossphere/themes instead of "bring back that one thing to milk it harder till its insufferable again " -approach. The problem is the trends shouldnt dominating design-philosophies because thats why we end up with gaming that we got today . If gaming should improve after this woke-pocalypse then it should have much more variety of game-designs and approaches instead generalising everything into few samey genres . You know what reasonable people say :" Variety is the spice of life ."

[@alish4498]

Funny? Gears of war? Are you 12?

[@kosatk120]

I don't know why people constantly desire to conflate unwillingness to watch cutscenes with short attention span. When i play game i want to play, not watch .

[@Mr_Mistah]

I don't mind cutscenes. They're necessary when you want characters to interact in ways that aren't possible through in-game gameplay. But there needs to be a proper ratio with gameplay being dominant. These days it doesn't feel like that with a lot of games. Hades for example tells the story through gameplay

[@jadahuton7035]

For the record, the "negativity" of your videos aren't bad. It's better to know exactly what's wrong with a game than sugercoat its flaws, shout mindless praise, and unconditionally give it a score of 9 or higher.

[@BWMagus]

Plus, there is just less to say when discussing positives. You can describe the combat, and then say it's good. Okay. It's the mistakes that actually generate commentary and criticism, even if it's mostly good.

[@mooserocka522]

i dont know sometimes its overblown. I love his videos but when he came at legend of zelda i was like cmon that game is AMAZING., yes there was ALOT of zeldas story etc but it was so good i did not care. There are some games you cant even say were awful even though he did not at all say it was awful but he went negative on a few points.

[@johndodo2062]

​@@mooserocka522it's always overblown

[@johndodo2062]

​@@BWMagusthat's the dumbest thing I have ever read

[@mortemtyrannus8813]

NO! He's gotta have the same opinion as me on the games I like! Otherwise, he's just an angry nerd and probably some kind of bigot!

[@MadDogSolo]

I play Yakuza games which are cutscene heavy but they compliment the gameplay and don’t put my ass to sleep or make me wanna stop playing.

[@musicology3552]

A great thing the Yakuza series does is having Control over the pacing of the story, don't want to continue the main story? Try exploring the city for some side activities, then you find a side story organically by you deciding to explore rather than getting some NPC giving you a waypoint to start another slow paced cutscene that you can't skim through because it's voiced.

[@divaythfyr5619]

Yakuza games have horrible gameplay and level design too, and the story is full of mistakes.

[@jAK73]

​@@divaythfyr5619nah

[@marcust478]

They're mostly boring, mundane and tiresome...some of them are good, but mostly not. Great moments though, just not enough.

[@ZombiAstral]

​@jAK73 Yakuza games pretty much have non existent level design. The combat and AI. Has barely evolved since the Ps2 original, save U7's repetitive Diet Dragon Quest combat. These are hard facts. Tell me you just got into Yakuza games, without telling me.

[@kbdc]

Your channel is top tier in the gaming community. I think you’re the only one who speaks their mind with 100% honesty

[@blakty2]

He’s the only one with his head completely up his own ass

[@worp4406]

This was my favorite video I hated ff16 for being so white and glad he did not like it either, ff16 will not have good sales

[@donaldtrump2728]

@@worp4406so white?

[@worp4406]

@@donaldtrump2728 lmao that's the only thing that caught ur eye 😂

[@donaldtrump2728]

@@worp4406 I just don’t know what you mean

[@Ironthis]

Finally a game to finally surpass Metal Gear Solid 4! (In total amount of cutscenes)

[@NickJR528]

At least the MGS4 cutscenes were more fun to watch

[@countphil1]

That is such a lie mgs4 cutscenes we're so dragged out compared to gameplay sections it's not even funny

[@matmil5]

Xenoblade Chronicles (any game): AMATEURS.

[@tyronecriss23]

“The only people who are going to like this game are people with low story telling standards” I face palmed and was like legit everyone…

[@cronosxxx1010matrixx]

the desert section of this game is good, but there's not much else to say

[@SourRobo8364]

I'm tired of games being more movie than games. I was replaying the Witcher 3 from beginning and I forgot how slow the beginning was. Still great, but I've lost my patience with super long story games.

[@trenaceandblackmetal5621]

Yeah I I keep a save just as you go to skelige/break out dandelion or I will get to bored to finish it.

[@Justsomerandomdude397]

Bud movie games have been around for decades ever since they made the ps1 and Xbox with halo and stuff

[@noobtubephails]

This game is what Resident Evil would have been if they didn't split off Devil May Cry.

[@jerric1228]

I’m surprised to see the sales numbers are low, all I’ve come across are articles saying it eclipsed tears of the kingdom.

[@raskolnikov6443]

Sales numbers aren’t bad but they are not even close to TOTK sales

[@KaryonTheirStory]

Things that would help the game imo. Adding in more sword combos like dmc, making the chocobo a reward for main story missions so people don’t miss it, make torgul combat automatic, some skins, better side quest rewards, just to name a few

[@looselygaming6130]

...better side quest all around

[@christopherbravo1813]

scrapping and rewriting the entire story would also make things a bit better.

[@puchun3452]

Imagine disliking someone because they actually do their job i.e. actually review the game critically . How pathetic redditors/twitter degens have to be .

[@XxgoodbudsxX]

They are the same kind of people who dye their hair blue and cut their dicks off.

[@Onepieceistheworstfuckinganime]

Imagine hating someone for spitting facts

[@HHTwice]

@@Onepieceistheworstfuckinganimeimagine confusing the definition of opinion with the word “facts”

[@spikey288]

​@@HHTwiceimagine imagining about what other people imagine.

[@Qballiz2kool]

⁠​⁠@@spikey288imagine imagining what other people are imagining while your trying to imagine what their imagining.

[@willcunning22]

We need a Trepang2 review. Just enough story to take you from fight to fight with some of the most visceral and enjoyable gunplay ever designed. Gameplay is king.

[@kenshigo3833]

That game deserves WAY more attention! They should bring it to consoles ASAP!

[@klown463]

He’ll never do it because it’s a good indie game, which doesn’t exist according to him

[@yirawls]

​@@klown463he plays indie games all the time he just doesn't review them because there's very little real interest in them

[@CoolSs]

And i actually like the story too. You don't need to reinvent the wheel or anything. Just good story would do for game with great gameplay.

[@willcunning22]

@@yirawls Approaching 2000 reviews in 1 week on Steam (still overwhelmingly positive) is quite good for an indie + it's not too far down the top sellers list. Gman's Trepang video is almost at half a mil views in 8 days. More views than some of his 6 month old videos for bigger games. I think it would be great to see a "rapid review" style video for some indies that deserve attention, "focus on fun", and don't have an agenda. 0 pozzed ESG "woke" garbage. Made by a small team of white and asian dudes as all games should be. Plus, it would just be a nice change of pace to hear our boy Synthetic actually enjoy something too lol. A little break from the blackpilling can be nice.

[@jackhazardous4008]

Any time a desert is featured in a game I know this is the "thin content zone" because obviously its a desert theres supposed to be nothing in it

[@mirrorblade6268]

Its the spirits within again. SQUARE not comprehending what their franchize is all about.

[@personapokemaster8844]

Though I am considering getting this game, I do like that you don’t shy away from being honest and giving us your upfront takes on media that is hyped up to hell and back. It helps me to temper my expectations when trying out new things, people give you crap for it, but if anything I want more channels to be candid with their content and tell me if something sucks or not.

[@danielsmid3777]

Play Final Fantasy 7 remake first

[@SimonGreyGhost]

Most people are controlled by confirmation bias - they just want their preconsived notions approved. On the other side of that is cognitive dissonance. For a lot of people it's a very unplesent feeling so they attack/discredit/ignore anyone who chalanges their biases. I just wander what will they say once the hypy dies down. FF13 was praised after launch as well, now it's considered the black sleep of the series😂

[@pleasedontkillme1185]

​@@SimonGreyGhoston the other side media is also full of people that wants to just hate on stuff, it's not a one way road. I love this game and it's not due to recency bias. There is certain things that could have been improved but as a whole I'm having more fun with this than most modern games out there and that's coming from someone that spent more time in multiplayer games than single player games.

[@UToobUsername01]

There is another guy just as jaded as he is: WorthaBuy. These two are pretty spot on in terms of highlighting flaws in games and not caring about the rest of society and what it thinks it cool. For games to truly advance we have to identify biases. Only a few reviewers are good at it. SKill up is pretty good but there is that feeling that as a channel gets more popular the move away from being cynical and more friendly to industry people starts to creep up. This is the path of most youtube people who rely on this as their main income. This is why corporate side to gaming pisses me off. At some point everyone turns into access media guy that is not self aware of the corruption. These giant companies need kick in the butt to remind them we want gaming to advance not stay stagnant. And the bigger the game industry gets the more corporate it gets and the more greedy and powerful it gets which allows them to ignore real criticism. (they reach the "too big to fail" status and don't give a sh1t if the product is bad because so many young people will still buy the stuff regardless. EA is perfect example of that)

[@BlackSailPass_GuitarCovers]

Brilliant comment.

[@chrispeng5502]

The only reason lore exists is so that cringe KZbinrs like Vatti can make hundreds of videos like "xxxx explained", "prepare to xxx", "The complete timeline of xxx", "xxx is deeper than you thought, here is why", "The philosophical themes behind xxx"

[@faulsname8869]

It’s all so predictable and lame.

[@christopherbravo1813]

the lore isn't even good. It's just SMT with sprinkles of leftism.

[@PeteyPirahna77]

Lore has existed in games decades before KZbinrs were even a thing lol. It's purpose is to add extra detail to the world in addition to the main narrative of the game's story. KZbinrs just found a way to capitalize on it by making those videos.

[@christopherbravo1813]

@@PeteyPirahna77 and yet modern lore does nothing but create dissonance between what we see with our own eyes and what we read.

[@ugeenroadelie]

>plays a Final Fantasy game >complains about too many cutscenes Bruh.

[@IndigoVagrant]

I can tolerate it if there's a lot of gameplay. FFXIV has a lot of cutscenes and dialogue. But it pays off tremendously and rewards you for you time with incredible emotionally satisfying moments. There is also plenty of combat and stuff to grind for gear, appearance stuff, and mounts.

[@ugeenroadelie]

@@IndigoVagrant I'm not gonna sugarcoat it: Options Button ➡️ Skip Cutscene

[@beezusHrist]

Spoken like someone who has never played a Final Fantasy game before... just because ONE game has a hole bunch of cutscenes, doesn't mean this has been a staple of the series... mgs style cutscenes are not a staple of FF Games.

[@ugeenroadelie]

@beezusHrist I've played 1, 2, 3, 5 and 6. I've beaten 4, 7, 8, 9, 10, 15, and 16. The only one that wasn't dialogue or cutscene heavy was 1. Not sure what you're talking about lol

[@beezusHrist]

​ @ugeenroadelie 4 isn't "dialogue" or cutscene heavy. 5 isn't "dialogue" or cutscene heavy. 6 isn't "dialogue" or cutscene heavy. Even though 7 OG has FMVs, they're never too long, and it certainly isn't "dialogue heavy". 8 is the same as 7. 9 is the same as 7. It is only when we get to 10 is where we get the more expanded stuff. Same with 12. And by 13, the game is overwhelming with nonsensical dialogue and cutscenes. 14 of course is a MMO and the cutscenes are essentially the game. 15 is trash and then we arrive at 16 which is very similar to 13 with how on-rails everything is. I think you need to go back and play those older games because it seems like you are misremembering things as people often do.

[@SonofTiamat]

It doesn't even look like a Final Fantasy. It just looks like a generic ooen world RPG that's _dark and gritty_

[@One_illusion.]

This is what Sony players like, movie games

[@sanji1259]

such nonsense

[@russrandolph]

Not all of us. I dislike all Japanese games from 1995 an on.

[@Onepieceistheworstfuckinganime]

They like boring repetitive one and done walking simulator. It's sad because Sony wasn't like this back in the early 2000s.

[@astrocyborg]

You definitely don’t play jrpg’s

[@One_illusion.]

@@astrocyborg not true bro. But as of recent Sony biggest games are movie games, no I’m not a Xbox or Sony or Nintendo fan. I’m just a gamer and I notice some things

[@Segaton]

I regret paying full price.

[@steelyeyes9190]

Me too 😭

[@arkgaharandan5881]

WOW LOOK AT THAT COMBAT. Where i cant see it with all those effects.

[@Abraun897]

“Autistically screaming for no reason.” Um, sir, he just found the love of his wife’s HEAD IN A BOX. Lemme know how you’d take that one..

[@Abraun897]

Pretty tough to say the story sucks when you don’t finish the game, you likely missed the entirety of the Dion stuff.

[@sepulcher8263]

@@Abraun897 Don't expect much from this coomer brained nonce.

[@chadwhite6302]

Synthetic man is not to brutal towards the gaming industry. Games today are all so shitty its unbelievable. Synthetic man is a nice bit of reality.

[@jeffali5157]

He kind of is and games today are not ALL shitty. He’s way too pessimistic

[@thegamewin100]

Yea keep this guys garbage takes in your head just terrible opinions which aren’t even your own you follower

[@chadwhite6302]

@jeffali5157 name me one good game today and I can name at least 3 way better games from the 2000s

[@jeffali5157]

@@chadwhite6302 in this day and age, Metroid dread, Doom Eternal, God of war, Elden ring, Persona 5 Royale, Hollow Knight, Tears of the kingdom, Ghost of Tsushima, RE4 Remake, Genshin Impact, Nier replicant. And that’s just the tip of the ice berg. I like 2000s games as well and I got a list of them too, but they also had some bad apples as well so cut the pessimistic bs.

[@chadwhite6302]

@jeffali5157 Re4 remake? Lol genshin impact? Elden ring? Doomed eternal? Ghost of tushima? What the hell are you talking about. You just listed games that are ok at best. Doom eternal is one of Bethesda worst games. Doom 3 was better and that was made 20 years ago. Genshin impact, ill just take that as a joke. Elden ring and ghosts are literally just worse clones than dark souls, and that game came out 15 years ago. Fuck the ninja giden series is almost better than any hack and slash you listed. Sorry we had Mass effect, Dead Space, Ratchet and Clank, dark souls, OG God of War, Oblivion, skyrim, Halo, Gears of War, Fallout, Fable, call of duty 4, Battlefield Bad Company 2, battlefield 3, mario n64, Devil may cry, Bayonetta, Ninja Giden, shadow of the clossos, super mario smash, portal, team fortress, counter strike, hell even bullestorm which was cheasy is better than some of the games you listed

[@N.A.S-DTDW]

certain types of games aren't for everyone. That's certainly the case with story driven rpg's, where telling a compelling, dense story is the first priority of the devs. Consuming the main narrative in a game like FF16 isn't unlike reading a book. You can't impatiently skim each page waiting for it to be something else. You have to have the patience and commitment to let it unravel at the pace it was designed to unravel. Which again, is not the kind of game a lot of people are going to be into, attention spans are down, I get it. But coming from someone who values and looks for good story telling in video games, I love FF16. It's a dense, sprawling, slow burn, that takes its time. And the payoff is a sense of having lived in this world and gotten to know its characters over decades of in game time. The gameplay is secondary but important. And again, compared to other jpgs, 16 is leagues ahead of its competition with its battle system. So which jpgs in the last 20 years are we comparing this to?

[@XDarkEcho]

My problem is, for an action game, I don't think this was the best course of action; because at the end of it, people want to get back to the gameplay that's the selling point of the game. The story could be good, but if you're bogging the game down with just story, story, story, then it's gonna feel like a drag when you only get to fight for a small amount of it. You got to have a good balance, I believe, and I'd say older FF games did it better, though given the grinding nature of them, the combat could feel repetitive, but I do believe they had a good balance with FF12. I don't think I could agree with FF16 being leagues ahead of other JRPGs with it's battle system, when it's not much of an JRPG, but more of a full on Action game, and lacks any of the RPG that most JRPGs have: status effects, weaknesses/strengths, etc. Which is exactly what Yoshi-P did with FF14 as well. Especially, when most JRPGs battle systems are a bit more strategic and require more micro management, because of all the buffs/debuffs, accountability of team make up, gear, status effects, etc.

[@thefinalday5858]

The game has the same problem as digimon survive 70% story 30% gameplay The difference is that FF16 was promoted as an hack&slash action RPG While survive was promoted as a visual novel first with sprinkles of tactical RPG. Maybe this is worst FF16 is as much an RPG as call of duty People take issue with this kind of thing

[@donaldtrump2728]

Well we could compare it to its other predecessors in the series for starters

[@tomgu2285]

​@@thefinalday5858it's not ff16 is mostly gameplay maybe play the fucking game??

[@TheCyclicGamer]

Except there are ways to give a video game compelling and dense stories without bogging down or undermining the gameplay and pacing, Death Stranding being a great example as it's a game I'm playing through right now. It's narrative about connection and separation is very compelling and dense, and yet DS remembers that it's a video game and therefore most of the time you're playing the game, you are going to be delivering packages, planning your routes, making bridges and roads that allow you to get to certain places much easier, etc, and you have to be careful and thorough as you have a limit on how much you can build due to the chiral network's bandwidth, and you can also damage your packages which lowers the amount of likes you get, which lowers the rate of connection you build with many of the people you deliver packages too. Video games are video GAMES, they are meant to be played, not sit there and listen and watching what goes on most of the time, that's what movie/shows are for.

[@7Zealot]

This is what I was afraid of. I can't believe they actually slapped the XVI on this and made it part of the mainline series. FF has traditionally offered so much more, with compelling casts, and side quests that actually felt important. They should have labeled this as a spin off. Even then, the sheer amount of cutscenes would still be a problem, especially in an action game.

[@oribt1]

In your opinion, was XV any better?

[@buttertoast1146]

@@oribt1 yes, it was open world had alot more to do than this one, different outfits, different weapons, dungeons, dlc.

[@oribt1]

@@buttertoast1146 Interesting, most reviews by people I've heard say that 15 was not good and that 16 made a comeback to the series.

[@buttertoast1146]

@@oribt1 ehh I've seen alot of people on Reddit say they liked 15 more. The royal edition.

[@countphil1]

15 was awful , the combat sucked and the story was awful

[@darken2417]

Putting the Final Fantasy X song "To Zanarkand" in the beginning gives your video far more feels than I think you intended lol.

[@kenshigo3833]

Man, i can´t wait for the FFX Remake in 2045. It´s the best RPG overall, a masterpiece!

[@MeltonCrest]

@@kenshigo3833 No thanks, they gonna mess that up just like FF7 Refake.

[@darken2417]

@@kenshigo3833 They already remastered FFX and they did quite a lazy job at it. The PS2 version unironically looks better. Further I would be worried that they wouldn't keep the turn based combat. I just don't like new Final Fantasy combat.

[@arkeshn729]

​@@darken2417still annoys me when I play the "remaster" to see those creepy doll faces. Luckily I have my PS2 and emulator if I'm feeling nostalgic. FF7 Remake "classic" mode pretty let us og fans know that we'll have to play games like Octopath Traveler and Bravely Default if we want turn based SquareEnix RPGs.

[@darken2417]

@@arkeshn729 Yep the remaster faces are pretty bad. Their excuse is that they wanted the faces to look more like how they looked in the cinematics, not something that wasn't possible in the PS2 era but of course this then made them look like different characters. I'd prefer it to just be all turn-based or all non-turn based and no special modes. Parallel mechanics take dev time away from everything else. And of course a classic mode won't have the same depth and attention to detail as if the game was built completely around turn-based combat.

[@Particle_Ghost]

It surely put me to sleep. Synthetic Man is the most entertaining live viewer, but I couldn't watch more than 30 minutes. Everytime I would check back and forth there would just be long drawn-out cutscenes that forced me to keep changing the channel.

[@punishedmatteson7108]

Ironically, I'd pay to hear Synth do an audio book.

[@Particle_Ghost]

@@punishedmatteson7108 We will name the book, The Book of Synthetic Truth.

[@punishedmatteson7108]

@@Particle_Ghost no I meant just reading a book. Preferably philosophy related but even if it was some dumb fiction I'd still listen a couple times. His voice is soothing in a weird way. Full disclosure, my parents are still together and I have a great relationship with my dad.

[@punishedmatteson7108]

@@Belmont1714 sounds like projection, liberal

[@minuteworld7027]

@@Belmont1714 get that bat out of your ass

[@RadagonTheRed]

And yet the Final Fantasy simps and Sony fanboys have lapped it up. They paid for a game - they got an anime movie.

[@hamza7518]

I vehemently disagree with the first point of this review. The gameplay was not "good". It was dull and repetitive. If the gameplay was actually good (or even baseline respectable), I might have been able to tolerate the long cutscenes.

[@BotBoy-un3pz]

Basically the devs decided to appeal to a broader audience by trying to make it like one of those awful “sony movie” games that are so popular nowadays. It’s barely even a final fantasy game.

[@nixielee]

Arrows and pointers everywhere even though every level is a corridor with no innovation whatsoever. Modern gaming!

[@JayPrakash-th4rd]

play Zelda TOK , BOTW or Elden ring man and rinse your gamer soul

[@12ealDealOfficial]

I like the game quite a bit but I seriously dislike that aspect.

[@golDroger88]

The writing in this game is laughably awful. One second the guy is saying "shit" and "fuck" and the next he's talking like he's out of Shakespeare. It's sad how low a brand like Final Fantasy has fallen. Not even a RPG anymore...

[@commontater-Cam]

I lay somewhere in the middle, I actually think the combat is really fun and the main story is good and clives pretty likable. I do however agree with you about the sheer frequency of cutscenes being fucking ridiculous and I personally skipped all side dialogue.

[@commontater-Cam]

The fucked up part is that it didn't have so many cutscenes and better side quests it'd be one of the best ffs ever lol

[@ryuhoshi3419]

I still recommend this game. It's one of those game that could make or break depending on whether you are invested in the characters or story or not. For me it's very engaging, haven't found a game this engaging for years, better than the new Gow ragnarok and last of us 2. Am surprised by it in a good way.

[@thegamewin100]

The giant fight and music are reasons alone to play it also the combat is fun

[@Marukanitel]

Everything about the Ultima boss fight was a spectacle.

[@bigusdicus7890]

Absolutely. I quite enjoyed the combat, mostly as a DMC fan, games like this are usually easy. It's getting Super Sexy Style which is the hard part. (Or at least looking that good)

[@steelyeyes9190]

No this game is trash

[@omensoffate]

This game is a complete chore to play and the game is piss easy

[@alexandrecampos1391]

You are absolutely right about Japanese narratives, Metal Gear is THE prime example of that.

[@dajokahbaby1506]

Yakuza’s like that, too. Except Yakuza was smart enough to separate the goofy shit to side quests, while the main story stays serious.

[@r.e.z9428]

@@dajokahbaby1506Just give me karaoke…

[@creatorsfreedom6734]

Echo's of a Illusive Past , Dragon Quest has a Good Fifty Fifty Dark Story

[@darthbigred22]

MGS was bad about it but usually not to the point it derailed the game. I felt MGS issue other than being too japanese to feel american is more the phony non violence message. It's a game with photo realistic guns, gun damage, and thinks of all sorts of ways to have Snake kill someone...then preaches at you that war is bad. Well hey I'm not the one who gave me the ability to slit a guys throat or stick him up and shoot all his limbs.

[@motivatorsoftheheart0007]

Look at Capcom at how they did Claire, she's badass enough to fight Birkin, Zombies, Mr. X, lickers. But as soon as Chief Irons comes into play she's held captive and tied up. I cringed so hard at how they did Claire. Next thing you know she's hiding in bushes with Sherry dodging random passerbys.

[@cellophanezebra4663]

When i played this game, this is the first game in my life where i legit skipped cutscenes and it didn't even matter because that cutscene i just skipped was just filler and had nothing to do with the story

[@jackhazardous4008]

This might be Baby's First Final Fantasy. Simple controls, flashy animations, long cutscenes,etc

[@KyngD469]

> you havent beat a single S rank hunt, and you certainly have gotten any stagger damager over 20k. Skill issue.

[@GuiltyBystander8]

@@KyngD469 there are 0 RPG mechanics

[@RIkumaru17]

very very true

[@mcihay246]

​@@GuiltyBystander8Not true. The RPG traits in FFXVI would be... * Creating builds in regards to Eikonic Ability combinations with the means to improve them over time * Every level up providing stat increases * Equipment that can modify the gameplay or stats * Means to find equipment, or resources to improve equipment out in the world through drops or vendors * A coherent and decent narrative that is character-driven through Clive. It may not resonate with what you want, nor does it heavily use RPG mechanics. But it having 0 RPG mechanics? That's certainly false.

[@Ziegfried82]

No. That would be Final Fantasy Mystic Quest! Mind you Mystic Quest is a better game than FF13, 15, or 16. But Mystic Quest is the simplest Final Fantasy title by far. I prefer turn based RPGs. Strategy is way more important to me than flashy graphics. I'd say Octopath Traveler is a far superior game to any of the new Final Fantasy titles..

[@FuyuYuki92]

It's funny how different perceptions are. I find myself on the edge of my seat all the time. I love the story so far, the music, the combat is super fun. You actually don't have to read the active time lore to understand the full story tbh, it's more like a nice addition.

[@thegamewin100]

It’s too much for him his brain might burst from all the words in screen

[@brokensword2621]

he is just like a a shooter guys. they don't like most slow games and always complain about it.

[@thegamewin100]

@@brokensword2621this game isn’t even slow the combat is very fast paced

[@roussounmanman]

Or, you have very low story and narrative standards. Dominants and Bearers being enslaved had me eye rolling the ENTIRE game. It's GOT s08 levels of terrible.

[@FuyuYuki92]

@@roussounmanman Or, I don't have low narrative standards, and just understand that mankind is messed up and it's easy to suppress some stronger few if a majority of people believe it to be justified. But surely we won't find any examples of that in our *real life history*, amirite?

[@chickenpasta7359]

Square Enix really does love to make painfully mid games

[@drexos3622]

It's their new specialty

[@lowfade3273]

that's actually hilarious. i was watching an asmongold stream and he was playing this game, i only watched like 30min and instantly knew i wont buy this. cutscene after cutscene.

[@user-jm7tr6pg4x]

Final Fantasy16 is trash 🗑 PS5 literally has no exciting games just interactive movies, they are formulaic and vastly overrated. Not surprised it can be beaten while munching on snacks.

[@tomgu2285]

You didn't even play the game retard.

[@user-jm7tr6pg4x]

@@tomgu2285 You are right to a certain extent, FF16 can hardly be classified as a videogame. I didn't 'play' it in the traditional sense. What I expected was a game, and what I experienced was one long and boring Movie.

[@no_one_wins_but_i]

​@@user-jm7tr6pg4xthis is ai generated

[@86lanzo]

I don't know how you can play an action game that is 70% cutscene.. At what point are you not playing a game so much as watching a tv show.

[@thegamewin100]

He’s lying he did not play the game all the way he only played it for 15 hours the cutscenes are 20 hours yes but there’s 50 hours of gameplay left you’re just blindly following this bad review

[@JillValentine2013]

@@thegamewin100 the game is less than 35 hours long. Copium.

[@foulXD]

@@JillValentine2013 35h if you rush like some idiot. i have 60+ hours in the game (54h when i beat it) and now am doing the ng+ playthrough. dude played 15 hours, what a joke. putting up a review while not having playthe whole game is far worse than IGN, lmao. it reminds me when IGN played only route A in re2remake and not B and called it a day. synthetic man is getting lazier and lazier.

[@detective2221]

@@foulXD eh.

[@ralphcole4267]

Feels like only yesterday you dropped your last video! Happy to see the more frequent uploads. I know you mentioned you weren't sure how people might react to your slightly revised editing style, but I can tell you it's still spot on.

[@timinou9915]

I remember FF cinematics to be so rewarding back in the ps1 era. Good old times

[@12ealDealOfficial]

There were tons of cutscenes in the older games, it's just that the fully animated ones were awesome and way ahead of their time. Other times, control would be taken away and you were reading text boxes and mashing x.

[@skidmc]

Some are there, more than any of these DC-marvel-rey-potter crap

[@timinou9915]

@@12ealDealOfficial I say the restrictions they had forced on them by the technology also forced them to think when and where a great cutscene would need to take place. Id rather mash an X button for a boring text part of the story to get the important details then be forced to listen terrible cutscene with boring dialogues. Skipping doesn't solve the issue since it imply losing context.

[@MASJYT]

​@@12ealDealOfficial Even when reading text boxes at a moderate pace hardly any of those "cutscenes" lasted more than a few minutes. There are tons of cutscenes in this game that are almost an hour long.

[@headshotmaster138]

Let's not forgot the PS2 era too.

[@kentuckyjerk323]

I like it. It's not a masterpiece as FF fanboys are claiming. Compared to crap like Forspoken, the short overrated Forbidden West DLC and Redfall, this is a good game.

[@nanangrahman9597]

Any game is a masterpiece compared to those trash

[@thonato.G]

​​@@nanangrahman9597omie ain't nobdoy sayin forspoken is a masterpiece cmon tho any horizon game and you will expect a 10 hour lengthed Lazzerz essay

[@nnnneeeeuuuu]

What’s crazy about this and Forspoken is that Squeenix was aiming for the western/American market with both releases. I think it’s speaks more to how Japan sees America and what America is exporting than anything else lmao.

[@ExtremeMan10]

Good old times when games were games, thing you played, had control over it and actually interactive sandbox. Now its just movie.

[@user-qp9fy5rl9e]

Gotta play the right games

[@ExtremeMan10]

@@user-qp9fy5rl9e back then it was common, now you have to choose.

[@kenshigo3833]

Final Fantasy 7 Time to beat: 37 hours Cutscenes: 14 hours FF16 Time to beat: 32 hours Cutscenes. 17 hours (Gamersprey) FF7 is considered the best of all time. FF 10 46 hours, 10 hours cutscenes MGS4 is considered a masterpiece, many cutscenes, just like TLOU. It´s nothing new, just more talked about.

[@user-qp9fy5rl9e]

@@ExtremeMan10 more games more choices

[@kenshigo3833]

@@torchlight3173 doesn´t have cutscenes? are you kidding me? Stop being a hater, fanboy or whatever you are. scenes in which you don´t control a character are considered a cutscene here. you think FF16 has 20 hours of CGI scenes?? And 10 hours talking scenes + 2 hours playtime? wtf are you smoking?

[@nitrorock1023]

It's pretty disappointing that another game has followed this fucking trend. Too many people just accept this, especially with sony games.

[@nitrorock1023]

The devil may cry games are good as though, they absolutely have my recommendation, for whatever that's worth.

[@thegamewin100]

@@nitrorock1023and you accept this guys GARBAGE hot takes even though he only played like 15 hours like HUH

[@nitrorock1023]

@@thegamewin100 i played it too and wasn't a fan. Even if I hadn't, 15 hours is a perfectly reasonable amount of time to play something

[@drdankinshmirtz5271]

Really wish there were more rpg mechanics. The eicons being the summons are the only thing that feels like FF.

[@arkeshn729]

I didn't appreciate FF12 until I played the Zodiac edition on PS4. The world building and scope was amazing. Now I just want another "jrpg" with a system similar to the gambit system. Grinded for hours on end while tweaking the gambits. Couldn't even finish FF15.

[@BWMagus]

@@arkeshn729 12 had pretty shit world-building. But yes, it had scope; everything is fucking big because...reasons. I never understood the appeal of gambits; I don't understand people who complain about this optional aspect either, but I'd rather play the game than work obsessively to make the game play itself for me.

[@SolProxy]

​@@arkeshn72915 wasn't good anyways, if you ever thought you were going to get a good game from that then I don't know what you were thinking.

[@notafishstick8667]

Here before triple boosted twitter haters

[@aaronn8191]

I wish they did turn based combat again

[@hypno17]

Same. 😢

[@nocturnalnights27]

Me too

[@jacobsteele925]

Me too thats what orginally attracted me to so many rpgs.

[@patriot639]

This is why I'm always sick when they go with their "Modern Audiences" line. No, people still enjoy turn based games. They have not gone "out of fashion" Persona is a good example of a widely loved turn based game. Even FF Tactics is still widely loved. Whoever started making FF games after X-2 (FFXII Fans...it was fine) seems to have lost what made them fun, and what made the narratives good.

[@aaronn8191]

@@patriot639 persona and shin magami tensei 5 were my favorite games I played this year

[@omegaxtrigun]

It’s really sad how short everyone’s attention spans are these days. It’s a heavy story game. Of course there’s going to be a lot of cutscenes. And anyone saying they’re pointless doesn’t know what they’re talking about. Every cutscene involves world building and/or character development. Not one of them is pointless. If you don’t like that kind of stuff and wanted just more raw gameplay, you’re playing the wrong genre.

[@thegamewin100]

Dude it’s like some people just want the game to not have a story most games have a story nowadays they can’t get over the fact that they have to listen to words it’s too hard for them especially this reviewer

[@nightfears3005]

Death stranding is what narrative focused games should be - walking simulators - not movies.

[@nightfears3005]

The choice for narrative focused games is walking simulator or movie.

[@thederangedcritic]

Before the Twitter hordes come, may we enjoy this video in peace

[@AyoHeBussinNoCapFRFR]

fr fr

[@raskolnikov6443]

👍🏻👍🏻

[@Haterator]

Fresh reminder that Yong Yea is now the official English voice for Kazuma Kiryu...

[@buttertoast1146]

@joaofernandes8164 YONG OUT

[@Rifqiethehero]

The hell?

[@RomnysGonzalez]

@joaofernandes8164 Why would people even hear dubs? 8/10 they are straight up bad

[@stanli2841]

Please tell this is a joke

[@rustyshakelford1466]

I have never seen anyone, I mean anyone on twitch or youtube over the years, playing yakuza dubbed. I wasn't aware any of the games even had dubs, what would be the point in a game that is so focused on being Japanese?

[@brohogany9920]

Seems like im hearing both "its a final fantasy game, what did you expect" and "its an action game not a typical final fantasy game, what did you expect" used to defend the games short comings. Feels kind of weird to stick with both arguments and not one. Like to pick and choose which ff design decisions shouldn’t be criticized. Seems like theres a lot of good in the game but also a clash of ideals that dont exactly result in a perfect end product.

[@KashKey-]

16:38 is the exact moment I stopped giving your opinion on the story even a moment of thought. There was subtext there you didn't even *notice.* Let alone ponder. Kupka was losing his mind because he just found out Benedikta, the woman he was losing his mind over, was dead. And he had every reason to believe Cid killed her. The parcel he received was her brooch that Cid picked up back when she first kicked the bucket. You're laughing at a man falling into a grief induced rage and don't even realize it. And- A main character that cries is. A bad thing? Are you kidding? He's having some fucking emotions you brick.

[@KashKey-]

@@bobothetransdimensionalhob2659 I completely disagree. He's shown from the start to be completely wrapped around Benedikta's finger, whether he knew it or not. She was his one and only weak spot, and Clive tore it open without even realizing it. Maybe they could have made why he reacted that way a bit more blatant, like shown what was in the box that pissed him off so much or something, but it was perfectly fine.

[@bobothetransdimensionalhob2659]

@@KashKey- true. I like your disgaea pfp though

[@dib327]

@@bobothetransdimensionalhob2659 A man raging and crying because his woman got killed and beheaded is out of place somehow?

[@ArgentWolf95]

Kupka also has been shown to have a raging Temper. What I found silly was his official title in Dalmekia, it's clear he doesn't do economics.

[@brotbrotsen1100]

After ff15 i thought they found out how to make a open world but they made the same mistakes again

[@igodreamer7096]

"It's all in reverse now. Back in the day, in the PlayStation 1 era the CGI cutscenes was well received and appraised because two things: the spectacle factor and by giving context to the story. Gameplay was (and still is) the king and as such it was treat just like that. Now, you must to bear with the broken, nonsensical, subpar anime/manga writing to be able to play the damn game. And that if the gameplay is good enough to worth that time. Like you said: the save the best bits to the demo, baiting enough people to later delivers the kick in your gaming ballz. This can possibly be the final nail in the Final Fantasy franchise, thanks for the lack of touch from the Square-Enix suits. What shame."

[@Abraun897]

Yup I’m sure a possible game of the year winner is gonna end the franchise.

[@christopherbravo1813]

@@Abraun897 don't be ridiculous. Final Fantasy is already dead. What we are witnessing is it's decaying corpse.

[@IstvanThree]

Just want to add one thing: Hugo was screaming like a maniac because Benediktas head was in the box he got delivered there 😉

[@foulXD]

Do you really expect synthetic "ADD" man to pay attention at all? That dude is more cynical than my 80 year old grandpa and i thought it was impossible.

[@IstvanThree]

@@foulXD Cynical he is 😄 Old soul trapped in a young body. But nether the less, he should not have missed that! May I ask where the ADD comes from?

[@foulXD]

@@IstvanThree ADD = attention deficit disorder

[@Stanzbey69]

@@IstvanThreeall we can do is feel sorry for him and hope he gets better soon. This is no way to live

[@BWMagus]

That's...not an explanation of why he was screaming like a maniac. If I started accusing you of adultery, and then justified it because I just stubbed my toe...yeah, that doesn't actually explain why I'm doing what I'm doing. That was cringey overacting and nothing else.

[@conkersquirrel8872]

If you complain about a Final Fantasy game having "Too many cutscenes"... Bro! You are missing the point of a Final Fantasy game..

[@indigard2747]

Clown.

[@conkersquirrel8872]

@@indigard2747 that's what yo Momma called you.

[@indigard2747]

@@conkersquirrel8872 no that is what your mama calls you for how disappointed she is. You don't even play any FF games in the series during its golden age and here dare to open your pie hole and speak about 'Missing the point'. Truly a behavior of a pathetic loser that has nothing to do other than shill and consume whatever trash those devs throw at you for you want to pretend that you're a gamer and get hyped on something for the sake of getting hype.

[@tomgu2285]

​@@indigard2747retard he isn't wrong.

[@terrancecloverfield6791]

I thought this story was pretty good, enough to move from Demo -> Purchase in the same week. But I get the criticisms of this game, I just happen to enjoy my experience so far.

[@skidmc]

I didnt mind the mix of goofy and dark, that s why I love 7, and many other japanese stuff. Yet I knew the man wouldn't bear that. Though compared to GoW square didnt indulge too much into woke bullshit which is refreshing.. Also I think some of the epicness of late game is unmatched, cutscenes and eikon battles. But he won't know.. FF have always been about twisted narrative, this fits this era of "movie game type. Maybe not the gamer experience but compared to watching Netflix, I think it's fair. 7 remake felt quite the same, with the added value of playing with existing lore. Rebirth got me hyped just based on story.

[@cowel8734]

I hated it at first because of not having much to do, but after 11hours It actually grew on my. I just can't watch all the cutscenes

[@spikey288]

I enjoyed the demo so I think I might buy it to decide for myself. I have to take Synths take with a grain of salt because I enjoy lots of things he hates.

[@robirobi5950]

I agree. Even though i tend to dislike the sony story walking simulator type games this one i somehow really like. It might just be the s tier voice acting and decent (as far as ive played) writing

[@robirobi5950]

+no woke bs detected helps

[@Fredo_StarRunner]

I've been enjoying the game and the cutscenes. I also played through MGS 4, which was just a movie disguised as a video game.

[@Onepieceistheworstfuckinganime]

Ofc you'd enjoy it, you're a modern gamer.

[@Spartan8676]

​@onepieceistrash I'm loving it was well, this is nothing new for a FF game at all, they're way more story heavy

[@HHTwice]

@@Onepieceistheworstfuckinganime and you’re a modern edgelord, which is far gayer

[@jaasonjones4419]

I think there's a place for "movie games", but there's no way they're worth full price

[@skidmc]

If they're worth 3 shitty Disney marvel Flix..

[@KaimArgonarEyyyy]

Call me a 25 year old boomer but games truly used to be better in the past, all of the AAA shit we get nowadays is worth fuck all, and we hardly get any lower budget games anymore. And indies sure as fucking hell don't fill that gap/hole.

[@TheCyclicGamer]

I cannot believe I'm saying this, but Final Fantasy XV is way more Final Fantasy than this game. You have party members you can command and control, different types of weapons, an MP system, status ailments, phoenix downs, enemies with various weaknesses and strengths, better value in exploration, summons you can actually SUMMON!, etc. All the things this game doesn't have. XV is still very mid, but XVI makes XV look like a masterpiece in comparison. I almost regret selling it now, and I only sold it because of Stranger of Paradise coming out and being way better than both of these games. I mean, you talk about the lack of a combo meter in XVI which I think is a fatal flaw in it's combat system, XV HAS A COMBO METER, and it actually rewards you by increasing your damage more output the longer you kept it up, which is what this game desperately needs.

[@countphil1]

Complete bullshit , ff15 was complete garage from the beginning the gameplay sucked, the story sucked , it was a absolute chore stop lying

[@jollycrocodile6211]

Synthetic man is my favorite Bosnian reviewer

[@combatbrony6705]

Anyone notice the whole time he's reviewing this game he has the background music of the best FF game playing lol

[@BWMagus]

I didn't hear any FFT music playing, no.

[@thegaminglord2190]

Skill up is shitting on the game cuz it's not woke enough dude, you hear 1 reviewer giving ff16 the stick for not having black people, and suddenly the game has flaws now in thier eyes, yes both of you have the same reasons to hate the game but do you really think his was gonna be thier review if ff16 was "inclusive" enough?

[@demoral3030]

I watched someone play the game and it literally took only few minutes to understand how bad the game really is. People seem to buy these game because of the title alone. Its like they don't even care about the gameplay.

[@jeffali5157]

He literally mentioned that the gameplay is good and this is coming from the guy that is pessimistic as hell 95% of the time.

[@thegamewin100]

The gameplay is good like did you even watch the video you’re supposed to follow whatever this “reviewer” says

[@foulXD]

and of course the blind idiot didnt even watched the video and is spouting horseshit. its clear that you are parroting other opinions, its pathetic and sad (no, its actually funny, like every clown is).

[@bjornolfactory9363]

I really enjoyed this game. And I usually can't stand games with long cut scenes. And yes, there are WAY too many cut scenes that go on for far too long. That is definitely true. But the bosses are insanely good in this game. A lot of them are very cinematic, but I really enjoyed them personally.

[@thegamewin100]

The bosses just get better and better

[@flamehiro]

It's balanced fine 😂 don't get brainwashed

[@matthewgregory2106]

The titan boss was ok. But it's like it's on rails with quick time events.

[@Skitskl33]

It's a very PS2 era feeling cinematic action like the original GOW series mixed with MGS length cutscenes, complete with an edgy and brooding male protagonist and over the top bad guys. It's honestly a breath of fresh air in comparison to the other cinematic action slop with ESG crap we've been getting.

[@flamehiro]

@@matthewgregory2106 lol true the qte way too easy. Not a big deal imo

[@maxisoulcaliber8941]

A final fantasy game with one playable character? On that alone, its a pass for me. I could wait 4 more years when it finally becomes 10.99 on steam.

[@martymcfly88mph35]

Same. Ridiculous what they've done to this series IMO.

[@KyngD469]

@@martymcfly88mph35 They dont know you exist. get over it

[@martymcfly88mph35]

@@KyngD469 yes they do

[@Alessandrosaiyan]

I don’t mind cut scenes if they are good. And in this case the story is so important that you cannot dismissed them in any way. You shouldn’t play every game as they were the same. And in this case cut scenes are the game as much as the pure gameplay.

[@VenomGamingCenter]

Except the story is bad so it makes the cutscenes boring. Movie games are boring.

[@harrydubois6619]

@@VenomGamingCenter Actual NPC response

[@VenomGamingCenter]

@@harrydubois6619 kzbin.info/www/bejne/gmfdZ3RribVqq6M

[@mrhockeyplayer909]

@@VenomGamingCenter huh? He said cut secene heavy games are ok as long as the cutscenes are good. Then you said: "except the story/cutscenes arent good" implying you agreed with him but dont think the story/cutscenes are good enough. Then you just contradict yourself and say generally "movie games are boring". Which is it? how did you manage to contradict yourself in only two sentences?

[@VenomGamingCenter]

@@mrhockeyplayer909 do you lack reading comprehension? Because you clearly didn't read the OP properly, or what I responded with. So your point about any contradiction is moot until you learn to read properly.

[@magevogue]

Very accurate title. I've never fell asleep so many times playing a game. The game looks good the combat is ok too repetitive though. However the biggest and significant negative of this game that ruined the pacing and the flow of combat is the constant long cutscenes. The cutscenes are way too long and appear very often. Completed the game because of the concept of sunk cost fallacy. The last 10 hours of the game was not needed the story went on way too long than it needed to be.

[@JonBlack413]

I’m tired of hearing these complaints, if you don’t like cinematic games then stop buying them and play something that’s more mindless gameplay.

[@magevogue]

@JonBlack413 you're not tired of replying to them. And unfortunately many people don't like to read too much into reviews or gameplay before playing the game to know it's going to have mindless unnecessary long disruptive gameplay. The developers and the trailers didn't specify it. However lesson learned these days you have to do significant research before purchasing a game. Not because of the money but because of not wasting your time on mindless cutscenes and button mashing games like final fantasy 16.

[@JonBlack413]

@@magevogue That’s the right way to go about it these days. Games are way too expensive and unfinished these days to go in totally blind so I always do a little research but taking the plunge.

[@magevogue]

@JonBlack413 you're right games are too expensive and unfinished these days. It was my fault I should have done more research. Even if the developers showcase their games and make statements about what their game is about we shouldn't take it face value. Lesson learned for me. From now on I will wait for reviews and watch some gameplay before investing. Even if I get spoiled a little it's still better than picking up a game blindly. Your approach in buying games is solid advice.

[@thegamewin100]

FASTEST SELLING PS5 EXCLUSIVE BUDDY 😭😭😭 not whatever garbage you said at the end

[@mikerochburns4104]

Thirsty for games, that's why. NEVER equate quantity with quality - life lessons 101.

[@jeffali5157]

@@ExtremeMan10 Sales doesn’t equal quality but to be more specific, Uncharted 4 was the fastest selling at the time and No man’s sky dropped after a week yet this game is on track to go higher and higher so go figure that.

[@conrad6701]

@@ExtremeMan10 keep simping for your boyfriend synth

[@noobtubephails]

Can't believe they even took Final Fantasy from me. Gaming truly is dead.

[@xdestron]

I wish I saw this before I bought this game

[@G-Manfromhalflife]

Don't listen to this bozo

[@LegendaryBattalion]

Same, this game sucks.

[@asdbef3667]

​@@G-ManfromhalflifeSHUT delusional THE GAME WAS KICKED OUT OF VEST GAME AWARDS

[@FromSoftwareStan]

I couldn't disagree more with you on this video. I thought the story was quite interesting and the nature of a rpg means you're going to have a story that sort of drags itself out. The lack of side quest variety and the mediocre quality of the ones that are our they're I will agree with you on. I will say however this game has managed to hook me with one of the most enjoyable cast of characters I've seen in recent memory. The game has a ton of diverse environments and many of them look pretty damn good. The combat is great although some of the enemies can feel very spongey at times, so they need some tuning in regard to enemy balancing. The eikon battles and the cinematic story moments are where this game shines the most in my opinion. The soundtrack is 10/10, the boss battles are so over the top and they keep raising the bar as the game keeps going. I haven't played anything like this in at least 5 years and I'm 35 hours into the game. From my perspective I can't recommend this game enough. It's my game of the year and a ps5 must play in my opinion. Your mileage may vary depending on your tolerance for cutscenes, the characters, enemy types, side quests, etc. I enjoy cinematic games like this quite a lot I thought Ragnarök was amazing and the last of us 2 is one of my favorite games of all time, so I don't think this is a game for everyone but in no way is this a bad game.

[@but_iWantedTo_speakGerman]

* yawn *

[@BWMagus]

No, "RPG" doesn't have to mean "dragged out story." That's called bad writing. He didn't say the game didn't look good, just that it was boring because there's nothing to DO in the environment. And you definitely sound like the person he was talking about, the one who values spectacle far too much.

[@FromSoftwareStan]

@@BWMagus Theirs no such thing as valuing spectacle too much. Tastes in gaming are all subjective.

[@but_iWantedTo_speakGerman]

@@FromSoftwareStan nope, standards exist, a turd is a turd

[@omensoffate]

@@FromSoftwareStangod when someone starts saying subjective I just want to punch them in the face

[@nimazsheik5152]

As someone who agrees with most of your gaming takes, this is still a game I'll buy. I don't mind that this is a movie game, because the XIV devs can write some phenomenal fantasy stories and Soken is an amazing composer. Plus they are the biggest devs in the market that love Yasumi Matsuno's work (Vagrant Story, FF: Tactics).

[@GRAG3R]

Lmao absolute fucking shill. Story of XVI is garbage. I've met Nobuo and I have an FF tattoo. I have beaten every game from 1-10, and 12-15. Your god Yoshi P is trash and so is 14 and 16. Stop sucking his dick.

[@omensoffate]

The music wasn’t that good

[@kanekik4139]

@@omensoffatethe music is deadass the best part

[@toaster_rtx1829]

@@omensoffateLa Hee

[@ziegander]

Holy SHIT the book comment at the end. I'm a writer, and that really hit me hard; you are SO fucking right, wtf.

[@KyngD469]

you're not a writer

[@a.lateralus5840]

you are not actually