Final Fantasy 7 Abridged Ep.21:

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[@LaserShark123]

3:20 Oh, I just got it. 'Number 8 had the siphoning system nobody enjoyed' sounds awfully familiar in a Final Fantasy context.

[@rna151]

9:38 "Number 8's also got this strange junctioning system".

[@aronhalverson2115]

Ahh the magic draw system...fuck that

[@zencyn4682]

I'm an idiot, I just got it.

[@rouchii3789]

I just got that .. maan how did I miss that

[@kojirotakamashi]

They didn't edit the truck hitting him. That actually happens IN the game.

[@AzureIV]

Minus the decapitation.

[@dragonbzx1469]

Ha!

[@nobgs4505]

Ironically the relation between Cid and Shera is actually more healthy than the original. In the original Cid was pretty abusive and he learns to get better over the course of the game about it. In this one its actually a lot healthier because it's 100% consentual BDSM on both sides. It lets Cid get his frustrations out in a way both of them enjoy.

[@sammydray5919]

Abridged Palmer is a flat earth believer......... I am not even surprised lol 😂😂😂

[@Airier]

I almost wish he had actually made it to space in The Abridged, just so that we can see his meltdown when he realizes it's round. 😁

[@kenpoarniceguy1]

What if he said the world was a square? Or a triangle?

[@williamharmon4039]

Even worse, he might have been based on a real life event. There actually was a guy in real life trying to build his own rocket to go into space to take a picture showing the Earth is flat. This guy is also on record as saying he does not believe in science and thinks there is no difference between real-world science and science fiction.

[@dinodude8899]

@@williamharmon4039 ....I’m sorry, what was that last part?

[@williamharmon4039]

@@dinodude8899 I don't get it either and try not to think about it too much.

[@troykearney9516]

7:33 That line is a variation of a line Goku said while trapped with Krillin and injured in the DBZA movie "Revenge of Cooler" where he refers to ChiChi as "You beautiful woman who lives in my house".

[@AzureIV]

Yes Cid did say something along the lines of "Goddamn tea" in the original official translation of FF7.

[@renatoramos8834]

Who else got the FF 9 reference at 4:00?

[@rouchii3789]

Me .. and it made me SO happy

[@danielramsey6141]

I know I did.

[@Cure_Hana]

Me

[@bunbonnie]

This is my favorite episode in the series.

[@R0B0T_J0NES61]

Damn they put ff8 on blast like that.

[@hussainalmahfoodh7413]

ff8 reference with tank number 8

[@meliodas3979]

I want a show only about barret and red

[@Airier]

My girlfriend is already trying to do fanart of that exact thing. 😁

[@dragonspring5932]

Yon know cid and sera's relationship is the healthiest I've seen in team four stars abridged series.

[@Airier]

... you know, I was going to disagree. But the more I thought about it, the more I agreed with you.

[@dragonspring5932]

@@Airier yeah it surprised me when I realized it.

[@Kairukurumi]

Yeah, instead of paying for expensive couples therapy they just decided to handle it themselves behind closed doors.

[@gordonchell4364]

@@Kairukurumi Yeah and in a way so that their relationship doesn't turn into outright abuse.

[@TimeCircleBlue]

Blursed Facts

[@Dehn396]

Funny you wonder about Cloud's age, there are jokes about Cloud being one of the oldest Final Fantasy's main character and Squall looking like a mature growth man when in reality he is like 17 years old.

[@sammydray5919]

Cloud shares my love for Cid.... #CidTooGoddamnCool

[@Airier]

This is probably the only time I'll ever say this, but Cloud was right.

[@kerrynaruto]

Sera must make some good ass GOD DAMN TEA. Also, Barrett and Red are the TFS version of Cyborg and Beast Boy from Teen Titans Go and I love it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@shadowgouf]

How deep the rabbit hole is very correct lol. 11:13 and worth it seeing your face as you see what is in the Rabbit's Hole. 🍵🍵🍵🍵

[@Airier]

And here's the crazy part, no one had spoiled that specific joke this entire week before I got to this episode. I had no idea that was coming.

[@shadowgouf]

@@Airier that is awesome no did ^^ makes it more worth it

[@Tony42008]

Well, at least Vincent killed him, but that's alota Alien-bug blood.

[@HelloItsMikkan]

"Number 8 has this new siphoning system many don't enjoy... " Bashing FF8 Are we?

[@normanellis8204]

The jokes were really rapidfireing this episode .

[@13AxelRoxas]

I hope I get to see all of FF7 abridged because if Article 13 happens there will be no more for EU....At least I'll get to see the end of this season, DBZA movie and Hellsing Ultimate abridged Finale.

[@Airier]

If you look up a VPN for a web browser, you should probably be able to get around that. The one I know of, and from what I've heard is rather trustworthy, is NordVPN.

[@TheArcSet]

On one hand while it is 'technically' possible that youtube and some other sites will over react, the main thing about Article 13 is that it targets 'illegal' content. Now, Team4Star, may be in a bit of trouble, as it is undeniably a source of profit for them, but the very worst thing that could happen is that they're do a RoosterTeeth and despite it still being legal, youtube auto blocks reactions. I know a lot of youtubers already duplicate their reactions externally, to deal with the current blocking system.

[@TheArcSet]

@@Airier Sadly I don't think a VNP will have any effect; if KZbin does overreact and implement unnecessary take downs, it almost certainly won't be on a region basis: the issue is that before anyone breaking the law was responsible, in the same way that making films available online was legal, but downloading them wasn't, the new legislation would make the owners of platforms also responsible and culpable for all the content they host. So 'illegal' things, as well as things that look illegal, or are mistaken as such, will be more likely to be banned.

[@Cure_Hana]

4:57 You missed the Smash Bros DLC reference: “And then I fought a gorilla with a tie!”

[@Kage-pm6qi]

You know it's funny, they made it seems like Galian Beast (Vincent's Were-Wolf esque transformation) is a counter to the Materia Keeper, however one of Galian Beast's attacks Beast Flare will heal the Boss.

[@Bladehound83]

That boss is the second time I got a game over just because I couldn't outdamage Vincent's beast flare spam.

[@kirby009ful]

with Cid this was the funniest episode ever at least to me XDDDÐ AHAHAHAHHAahhhahaha! even his name is smoking XD!

[@EditDeath]

So are you surprised that at age 21 Cloud is that old, or that young? Also, #8 has a syphoning system that people don't enjoy? That's gotta be a reference to FF8's draw system for magic use. Also, the junction system used magic to boost character stats. It really was kinda weird.

[@crowwings1570]

Look out Arier. A snipers aiming at your nose!!!

[@Airier]

Oh Nose! I was actually gonna make a Christmas Rudolph joke about this, but I figured it was a little too on-the-nose. [Screaming Yeaaaaaaah in the background] 😎

[@moirapalace3946]

@@Airier OP really nosedived into that one. *jumps into a trash can*

[@kirby009ful]

I am going to say it again that's hot in this part is very funny and I think Tifa say it sexually XDDDÐ!

[@Sevent77]

Watched this a dozen of times and just now I noticed that FF9 reference. XD

i think this is the second time a character in a TFS Abridged series has had both a sadist and a masochist in the same scene. i have a slight suspicion at least *1* writer is into some... *kinky* stuff.

[@Terry.sd_Whittle]

I feel we need a history of Cids I to X

[@MrSuperbeast92]

Only to X? Why not go all the way to XV?

[@Cure_Hana]

Wonder he feels about his grandad Cid the XII, who became a mad scientist and tried to help destroy the world with nethicite.

[@azurebalmung4520]

Good news, 22 is out! (Surprisingly fast, actually.)

[@waterphoenix857]

it maybe just me but doesn't cloud kinda sound a lot like midoriya from mha... no just mean then ok

[@Airier]

He should. It's the same voice actor. For the English dub, that is.

[@GodoMatrix]

Lightning is also 21 in her first game.

[@RichardX1]

Something else you missed: after Cloud corrects Cid on his age, Cid offers to drop some wisdom on Cloud's "12-year-old brain."

[@FireRevanShadow]

I still don't like Vincent's voice. I wish they kept Alucard's voice.

[@Airier]

I fully expect them to do some kind of joke about it later. Something along the lines of it getting really dark and intimidating whatever he's really upset. So anything dealing with hojo...

[@shadowstrider8295]

@@Airier Goblin Slayer: Now I'm going to dream about *GOOOOBLIIIIINS...* and all the horrible things I'm going to do to them good night... *snoring* murder murder murder... *snoring*

[@BLU.BL4CK]

... I could go for some tea right now.

[@tyrant-den884]

you dont go from the whip to the flogger, you go flogger to whip!

[@benjaminklaassen4722]

Why do you know that?

[@mytherror6394]

#REDISBESTRED

[@troykearney9516]

Wow... Airier posting 4 HOURS EARLY... Also what the heck happened to your nose?

[@MrSuperbeast92]

Too far down the Rabbit Hole...

[@Airier]

Actually, this is a bonus video. The Pokemon Bridged Reaction comes out in a couple hours. And it's just a really painful zit. They actually happened pretty frequently. Very annoying though.

[@OathKeeperRiku07]

Never go into the basement

[@MrSuperbeast92]

@@archerbascha8757 x,D

[@docsavage7163]

Cloud was 16 when he joined shinra, worked as infantry for a couple of years, killed sephiroth in the nibelheim reactor then spent the next three years being experimented on by hojo. So yeah 21 years old fits in the timeline.

[@Pixelmiracle]

Actually I am pretty sure he joined shinra at 14, worked for two years there (events of Before Crisis) then went back to Nibelheim at 16, he was then experimented on for 4/5 years I think (depending on how much time he spent in Midgar afterwards before tifa found him) before Zack got him out of there.

[@Exitium96]

Oh god the nose again. At this point we should be calling you Rudolf

[@Airier]

I was actually right on the verge of making a joke about getting ready for the season by cosplaying Rudolph.

[@ardynn4141]

You´re nose is red Rudolph

[@MrSuperbeast92]

Well. He Does need to guide that sley soon...

[@Airier]

The second I read this comment, I immediately went to the Christmas wrap Grimhack did in his Christmas abridged.

[@RichardX1]

He is NOT nose is red!

[@ardynn4141]

@@RichardX1 xD just take it as an compliment, it´s almost december and xmas is happening !!!!!

[@RichardX1]

Someone fails to notice grammar jokes... :)