Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth - Red 13 Walks like a human Cutscene

[@mohussain4792]

Me: "Bet they won't have Red disguise himself and walk on two legs in Rebirth" Square: " "You damn right, he's gonna moonwalk"

[@trygullx]

this wins comment of the day

[@ZPokemonfanA]

And play a children's card game!

[@Rexaura888]

AND they gave him a two legged walk cycle (the best walk cycle) for when everyone heads to their rooms after playing said children’s card game. Will wonders never cease.

[@Cloofinder]

Red channeling both Scooby Doo and Michael Jackson and Cloud pulling a "Its Time to Duel!" Yugi vibes lol.

[@jamesiewalters2360]

A powerful new entity was thus born.

[@Sonlirain]

And Puss in Boots "Face me, if you dare."

[@frtard]

They even used a facsimile of "Bad"'s bassline. what even is this timeline

[@keroro407]

The mother consoling her child😅 is hilarious. "Don't worry, it won't hurt you."

[@robertlopez7888]

"Red walking on two legs doesn't exist and can't hurt you" *Red walking on two legs:*

[@apostlxiii]

Legitimately LOL’d at that part

[@dvdbox360]

it's a meme! 😂

[@mahmamia5100]

Seriously, Red's moves were funny enough on their own, but the kid bursting into frightened tears just had me dead.

[@BowserTheSecond]

The fact that he knows he can't quite pass for a normal person, so he covers it up by acting flamboyant is so adorable.

[@zeosummers3984]

adorable? how?

[@Gloomdrake]

@@zeosummers3984because in this scene he’s acting like a toddler who just learned how to walk

[@manuelito1233]

​@zeosummers3984 especially after what you learn in cosmo canyon

[@mahmamia5100]

@@zeosummers3984 Because Red's always so damn serious.

[@roeimakikiderikadragontwin9898]

tifa: i'm just happy thses disguises work as well they do red: yeah no can see through our illusion. shinra soldier: hey man sweet tail. red: thanks i grew it myself

[@DANCERcow]

Is this actually real in-game dialogue?

[@roeimakikiderikadragontwin9898]

(@@DANCERcow) no. It's a abridged reference.

[@Yorhunterman2]

Red Xiii: Thanks I grew it myself Me: Badass!

[@OriruBastard]

Considering the weirdos Shinra has habit of hiring, Nanakin fits right in.

[@mikedawolf95]

TBH in the world FF is, seeing a solider with a flaming tail is pretty tame.

[@Kira1Lawliet]

People have said this moment is cringe, but you know what, there's nothing I respect more about the FF7 Remake team than that they were willing to not only keep the goofy stuff in the og FF7, but crank it up to 11.

[@raulsouza5866]

Yes, FF VII was cringe before cringe existed, this is something the remake did very well.

[@Zylo82]

Let them call it cringe. Us 'true' FF7 fans like it the way it is.

[@talleywa5772]

It's so cringe it wraps around to being based as fuck.

[@SlainByTheWire]

I haven’t played the remake yet (maybe when all parts are released and it’s in a sale I will), but I didn’t cringe to this. I think it gives character and charm to the game. There’s nothing worse than a boring and “safe” game.

[@BeavisSaves]

Its as stupid and goofy as the original game, I dig it.

[@videogamemaster7201]

Bro thinks he's scooby doo

[@baruskatgaetherneut1547]

Damn!!! Who is the Shaggy on Cloud's group?

[@tusharrathore6330]

​@@baruskatgaetherneut1547 Barret

[@pablotomasllodra4423]

Cloud?

[@videogamemaster7201]

@@baruskatgaetherneut1547 Barret/ Yuffie

[@albertb.7147]

Michael Jackson.😂😂😂...

[@Saiyef96]

6:14 Cloud is humming the FFVII Victory Fanfare

[@SoulHero7]

Glad they remembered that Cloud is secretly a huge dork.

[@RoyalSorceress]

Barrett sang the theme outloud a lot in the first game. Maybe Cloud picked it up from him.

[@ronaldmcgrath1579]

god I love this - its so small and if youre playing without a headset you might not even hear it - but it happened and its important to Cloud lmao

[@SeiyaTempest]

Barret and Yuffie did it as well, nobody can get enough of the victory theme.

[@MiorAkif]

He's so cute

[@wicho617]

With that helmet, Red looks like that Cheetos dude.

[@savvivixen8490]

Chester Cheetoh XIII

[@orrthehunter]

Red XIII really did the Puss in Boots line

[@nocomprendo1409]

Physically wearing boots.

[@tovoklore6356]

He did the little jig and pose thing too.

[@swampert564]

I'm glad that they realize that being full of absolutely insane stuff is a necessary part of the FF7 experience.

[@CavasUmbra]

Yeah, the new stuff back in ff7 remake were kinda bland, it tries itself to be serious yet fail to execute it. What makes ff7 so great are the fun, wacky moments. So glad ff7 rebirth embraced those moments.

[@ericbright1742]

To quote streamer Kyle Fergusson of Grinding Gear: > "Sci-Fi/Fantasy is the best when ridiculous things are happening and it’s played completely straight."

[@filipvadas7602]

​@@CavasUmbra to be fair, everything up until the gang escapes from Shinra and leaves to chase Sephiroth is kind of dreary to begin with so it makes sense that game took itself more seriously. The middle portion of the game though is where things intentionally get *wacky*

[@BrandonBattleblade]

@@filipvadas7602Oh yeah, I am playing the original right now and at the part where Aerith is kidnapped and so far there wasn’t that many wacky stuff except for the cross dressing part I guess, They didn’t have much to work with in Remake

[@swampert564]

@@BrandonBattleblade And to be fair, Remake absolutely crushed that section.

[@funjointgames6667]

“Face me if you dare” -Puss in Boots

[@lethellsing]

The way Red walks with his paws up is too cute

[@cats4603]

It is lol

[@Solqueen86]

Even after the battle was done Red still walking on two legs! Even down the stairs that is dedication

[@keroro407]

I don't think anyone is fooled by a non-human creature walking on its hind legs, but everyone is just minding their own business. Lol

[@savvivixen8490]

As far as I care, if they went through all the effort to pull of something *that* unnatural for their body to that amazing a degree, I have a DUTY to mind my own damn business.

[@user-unos111]

Nobody bat an eye to Caith Sith in Gold Saucer and Shinra's president goes around with a mutant dog. This is just Tuesday for everyone there.

[@mahmamia5100]

Except that kid who starts crying.

[@TsujiCross]

Cloud: “Hard pass” Rest of the party: [cheers them on] Cpt.: “It appears Cloud has agreed to it” LOLWUT? 🤣

[@PuppetMasterIX]

Throughout this chapter I was so worried my hopes for walking Red XIII would be dashed. Then this Thug Finals match happened and answered all of my prayers in the best way imaginable.

[@rafaelcalmon2858]

The crying child and their mom going "It can't hurt you." was crazy XD

[@Zylo82]

The smile on my face cannot be contained. That was hilarious.

[@HJLusio]

Red XIII busting a move is something I never thought I needed 🤣

[@Starman_Dx]

Red: Memes are the dna of the soul, Cloud!

[@termitesc.aardwolf3644]

I wasn't expecting Red XIII of all characters to become one of the funniest Final Fantasy characters out there but here we are.

[@EJAXK13]

It would be embarrassing if Cloud loses to someone who lacks thumbs.

[@prideofasia99]

This gave me serious Scooby Doo vibes

[@caianclasen6622]

yeah, plans scooby your clothes

[@alexsung3117]

reminds me of the live action movie where Scooby posed as a grandma

[@didjargo]

Cloud has spent so much effort building up this mask of a solemn stoic Soilder, yet he ends up surroundings himself with a bunch of pasionate goofballs. You appreciated these moment when they cause a crack in his facade.

[@Jawesomness16]

It’s like in a dnd game when you’re the only person who didn’t make a joke character. Then by the end, your “serious character” joins in on the chaos and becomes just as goofy and fun as the rest of

[@saltyk9869]

I’m disappointed we can’t have him change into this outfit in Costa Del Sol. I can have Cloud run around in his infantry outfit and Yuffie is her Gold Saucer look. I want Red the Human.

[@savvivixen8490]

Red in Boots

[@iancharles1571]

"The winner gets Aerith!" "Not. Funny." "Just yankin' ya, bro."

[@shinvaX]

Red came into the arena literally T-posing. You know this was gonna be good.

[@Kaepora2]

Is nobody gonna talk about how hard Red Styled on Cloud in this? lol That was awesome

[@MinhLe19303]

Red XIII being a play boy is not something I would expect to see...

[@gudacoo]

Aerith cheering Cloud up is very cute

[@tss3393]

6:55 Composer knew what they were doing busting out the pennywhistle while on the ship.

[@raulsouza5866]

This scene was worth the weird ending, now they can even put Sora in the last game that they still get a pass.

[@SeiyaTempest]

If there's going to be a FFVII multiverse, they might as well bring in Sora and his crew as a cameo. Cloud did show up in KH after all.

[@raulsouza5866]

@@SeiyaTempest I was joking! Please, let's not give them any ideas

[@merimkastrat5846]

@@raulsouza5866Too late, now I have more ideas. Such as Super Smash Bros. being involved. 🤣

[@Pau31076]

Imagine mikey mouse showing up in final fnatasy resolution 💀💀💀

[@Sonlirain]

Seeing Red XIII chilling with lion king characters would have been a vibe. Too bad that opportunity had passed.

[@cedy413]

Dante: "Good try, but lemme show you how to do it right."

[@golden5522]

7:30😂😂😂 WTH man

[@ThreeGoddesses]

"Face me! If you dare!" I see what you did there

[@PhoenX7Music]

At first I was disappointed, that he didnt get to wear the Uniform at the ceremony like in the original. But THAT SCENE was pure joy and made the whole joke from the original game much better!

[@DereC519]

i love how at 0:23 they start with the iconic michael jackson notes

[@MakotoYuichi01]

MJ + Scooby Doo + Puss in Boots + Dante(DMC5) = Red XIII :)

[@javierowo]

6:14 him humming the Victory fanfare... augh

[@Kathrynharrop90]

It's hard to stand on two feet!

[@Soooooooooooonicable]

I just reached this part of the game and It made me smile SO much. Red is perfect.

[@AndrewSnake]

Ok, who have flashback to those scooby doo live action movie, the move were on point

[@alimichalkan8046]

Yo Red has Michael Jackson in him!😂

[@blackroomrob4205]

I guess we were struck by a... 😎 Smooth Criminal 😂

[@sondowultimate]

YEEEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[@filipvadas7602]

Red emulating Scooby Doo and it unironically working is *priceless* Now all we need is for Tifa to start yelling : " COSTA DEL CATION!!" and we're *golden*

[@jeremysmith7176]

We already have characters asking for solids.

[@preposteroussvideos]

The boy crying KILLED 😂

[@monsterking1973]

Dame Red got some moves

[@leejames8024]

This wasn't in the old game I played😂

[@benruniko]

“It cant hurt you” omg i died

[@SrZarolho]

Therapeut: Furry Michael Jackson ain't real, it can't hurt you. Furry MJ: WHO'S BAD?! Me: 0:53

[@lukegarner6948]

I love this kind of shit in my animes/games. I love seeing the party interact through comical events and build rapport. Sure we gotta save the world but there's a card tournament to win!

[@williansnobre]

Cloud humming the victory theme what a dork I love it

[@Cross177]

He’s been watching a lot of Miracle Johnson videos I see

[@andersonkevindan1341]

So grace and smoth moves, i didn't see such ability since Kiryu destroyed Kamurocho discos dance floor a long time ago. THunderhead really did almost lose if he did also get his moves back there. Edit: But really, this is the kinda of thing that make this games such a master piece, this mini card game reminds me of FF8 one, hope this is a signal of the possibelity of a remake in near future and Red mantain the illusion even when they not watching, such a master of desguise indeed.

[@sado429]

I have a doggo at home, and walkin' on two feet like that can't be good for his joints 😢

[@Martin-lm8xp]

how about having a tail on fire all the time or being able to summon primals?

[@jonathanabgrall6075]

I have a doggo at home too and he can't spin like a beyblade, do triple axels or summon the frickin sun. I feel walking on 2 legs isn't the most over the top thing about red :p

[@mahmamia5100]

I love how when they're chatting at the table at the end of the match, you can see a guy behind Red looking down in confusion/concern at his tail.

[@talleywa5772]

From the downtime shenanigans to truly embracing how much of a fucking goober Cloud is, you gotta love it.

[@twilightjester5672]

dang, didn't know Red's got some dance moves, we should be lucky there isn't a Smash Bros dancing game, otherwise he would be the go to character to boogie down with.

[@elivcdxv1852]

I think Ken and Ryu win that, their inclusion in fortnite made them far too strong.

[@gamer4christ654]

Amen

[@BardockSkywalker]

Oh my god, Cloud hummed the Final Fantasy Victory Theme, that's adorable!

[@atmastand3485]

Its not everyday we’re graced with legacy of Miracle Johnson

[@gregzebra7324]

This part took me by surprise as it was legitimately funny. They really nailed the comedy aspects of this game which they failed at in Remake. Red XII as a whole is just full of hilarious little one liners though, they really improved his character 300% between the original game and the remake trilogy

[@domd6789]

Well I never thought a game could sell me in one cut scene but here we are... I guess I am buying this game now...

[@HezrouDhiaga]

his shuffling after the tournament kills me xD

[@Aragami-hishiro]

1:46 red 13 in boost😂😂

[@TELEVISIBLE]

This game just made me laugh and cry ❤

[@sonicgen20]

Just turned into Puss in Boots for a bit! 1:45

[@EidoEndy]

They took a gag from the original and completely went all out with it XD

[@marcosdheleno]

5:00 WHY? he had a card that would steal that last red spot right there!

[@gianghuynh9570]

I just find it hilarious that everyone QB table comes with a sword basket for Cloud.

[@SmashBrosOdyssey64]

Bro with the Chris Jericho entrance at 00:28

[@firestuka8850]

Them some flamin hot cheetos, baby

[@sephiroth22635]

I think Square did a great job with the comic relief for this game. I've had some good laughs playing it!

[@sasha1mama]

"With the aid of a little flamboyance." That's one word for it...what am I even witnessing here? Know what? I don't fuggan care. **clicks radio** Paladin Meers, you're go for insertion. Protocol Megiddo. Omnia terminas. **five BOS paladins break in through the roof and minigun the room**

[@craigmiesterable]

Nanaki ultra swag!!!

[@kimeunjunmudayeg7618]

I love the version of Cloud's theme here.

[@gebus1199]

....i... i dont even know where to bigin with this.. i need to play this game now...

[@michaelsneddon4300]

After learning nanaki’s actual age (and yes I’m using his real name, the games how old now so spoiler don’t mean shit) this scene makes more sense to me for why he’d go through so such lengths just to join a card game

[@JudasCrusader]

I miss FF7 abriged. "Hey dude sweet tail"

[@matthewbooth5666]

The way I fucking laughed!!!

[@armyweeb4002]

Nanaki in uniform vs Puss in boots "face me if you there"

[@SleeperJ]

...He just hummed his own victory tune...lol

[@akira_kei_]

This payoff after seeing Red go full Karen after not being allowed into the tournament was beyond my wildest imagination, and this music for an optional card game side quest has *no right* to go this hard!

[@MaskedSongbird]

And here I was thinking they couldn't top the Honey Bee Inn bit from Remake...how wrong I was, lol. Moon-walking Red XII Michael Jackson impression and over-the-top Yu-Gi-Oh antics were not on my bingo card.

[@novabryan7959]

He hums the victory song I love it XD

[@DavidSantos-ix1hu]

Redxiii doing fucking jojo poses to style on cloud 😂😂😂

[@petre1758]

the walking cicle is the best thing I've ever seen

[@kevinfinnerty8071]

Stormtrooper Pink Panther

[@wodxtex1234]

Anyone noticed red 13 riding a Chocobo?

[@LordBeMine]

Nanaki-hee!!

[@joshuagraham2843]

The way he walks is sooo funny!

[@GalekC]

also an alternate scene if you lose to him or Regina, or both

[@patrik3482]

I am quite sure this is exactly how it was in the live action scooby doo movie.

[@hardvibe866]

the reason behind 10/10 score lol

[@agustinuszheng588]

2:17 Somebody has to make Jojo series To be continued "Roundabout" here

[@gullyweaver1714]

He reminds me of Miracle Johnson from Yakuza 0, who is based on Michael Jackson.

[@lanluhylrean1122]

0:25 ...where did Red get the Mojo to pull off "The Dupe"? I thought that was a cartoon trickster's only skill kit?

[@solitaregames]

From goofy walks in original, to master break dancer in reboth. Red 13 had busted the master materia moves.

[@platinumdragonslayer6128]

Nice tail, guy. Thank you. I grew it myself.

[@matthewhenry2436]

He got swagger.

[@Nightmareprinny]

1:47 Red channeling his inner Puss-in-Boots xD