Finding The Most Powerful Unit in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS)

Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is finally here! Totally Accurate Battle Simulator is a wacky physics-based tactics game. Experience totally accurate battle through the ages in TABS! Watch more TABS here: bit.ly/TABSBlitz
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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Gameplay Overview:
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a wacky physics-based tactics game. Experience accurate warfare through the ages. TABS uses state of the art physics-based simulation to provide you with never-before-seen insight to our greatest battles of history.
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Totally Accurate Battle Simulator Game Features:
Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (TABS) is a game like no other game. It not really accurate, but the battles are physics based simulations where numerous wacky characters battle through different technology ages to become the ultimate champions of the Totally Accurate Battles!
TABS Early Access has 5 different factions:
Tribal Cavemen, Farmers, Medieval Knights, Ancient Warriors, and Vikings!
Enjoy the 13 maps in Sandbox mode or Campaign
Defeat the enemies in the silly campaign!
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[@ristopoho824]

18:40 Lying in a pile of his fallen brethren, the last berserker of his army, raised his axe. The giant king approached, the axe was stuck in the flesh of another. With a twitching move of the last of his strength, he pulled, and struck. The king took a swing, but before the blade met with the head of the berserker, he was dead. That spikey part seems to have been going straight towards his face. If the time went on after the berserker killed the king, he could have gotten a really bad wound on his face to tell the story.

[@sigorspast187]

1:50 the eyes of the guy with the pitchfork 😂😂he's a fish

[@Tarmon_]

"oh there sinking like statues" statues sink? XD love your vids Blitz.

[@Lucas-t2l4n]

Its cuz they are frozen like a statue and sinking...

[@antus37]

but statues dont sink bruh

[@Lucas-t2l4n]

@@antus37 It is sinking (while you are frozen) like a statue. Get it now??

[@ZhangK71]

In water, they do-unless they’re made of Styrofoam

[@AlbertZeng-hv5rb]

Ice melts

[@markzupancic3717]

You showed the results of fight between kings and beserkers before you started the fight. :D

[@thedroniandragon3895]

lol

[@keilandcarraway8975]

He did it to all of them

[@thelazyone3573]

@@dylansmemes260 lol noob

[@ويوي-ض3غ]

تامةز

[@Procraftbrother]

same with the protectors and knights, sarissa and mammoth, and the Valkyrie and jarl... derppa derpped up Blitz.

[@redgames5645]

I have a recommendation The entirety of the shire vs the nazgul In other words, nine kings and an absurd amount of hobbits

[@keddethan]

Gandalf as a bone mage as well? or Zeus

[@thisismylife3966]

3:13 “Wow that looks amazingly painful” I’m not sure if amazingly is the correct word...

[@Qia_shaajah-deh]

More like *Excruciatingly

[@elements4192]

Or maybe he got a little excited.......

[@gianttacogod]

Fight the taco of the ages My army is 10 ice archers as frozen tacos 1 mammoth as beef 10 club men as consumers 10 squires as food vendors And 1 Zeus as me You have 500 less then me

[@sickcrom22]

Name checks out

[@simey5639]

Tacos

[@paddies2958]

Your name is correct😂😂

[@adarkneko5419]

I use hafflings with 500 less score the little guys were hungry...they won..

[@gianttacogod]

@@adarkneko5419 how did they defeat the mammoth and Zeus?

[@scribblesmcgee]

‘Why do they spawn derpy?’ Blitz:2019 Doesn’t realise that derpiness is what TABS is famous for.

[@viewer2034]

Blitz: I don't believe the Halflings will win. Me: Halflings at least won once, unlike Valkyries

[@KittytotheFifthPower]

You put out the final four bracket for the elite eight 😂😂

[@UncleRayRay1]

"Stop getting your ding-a-lings tangled up!" BRUH MOMENT BRUH

[@moonatee_8666]

Blitz u always have the quality content that I never get tired of

[@evafong2074]

I know

[@luvshak42]

27:14 I was not expecting that

[@joshuam20]

The way you said minotaurs is hilarious.

[@sanchitory]

Briserker: we are the best unit in tabs Halflings: hold my beer 🍺

[@liliandavid5648]

Has nobody said BERSERKER?!?

[@blobblob3253]

Halfling: uppercut to the chin! Take that mysterious "champion!" Hahahhahah! I'm the real champion!

[@duggalicious]

The halflings only used 1% of their power just to make the berserkers feel good. They actually would have blown the universe to smithereens.

[@kiban_]

7:07 He just slaps him with the spear 😹

[@thegoofinator1]

I’d be funny if someone did an Olympic game with ballista’s, “WHAT BALISTA CAN LAUNCH A UNIT THE FURTHEST”

[@lederp4332]

The Battle of D-Day(Derp-Day) The Derplandians(blue, attacking): 3 spearthrowers, 5 archers, 15 spearmen, 3 Roman shields, 1 squire The Kingdom of Derpina(Red, defending): 5 frost archers, 1 ballista, 3 squires, 15 spearmen, 9 archers, 9 Roman shields

[@nwc2392]

There should be a king in the red side.

[@lederp4332]

This isn’t the final battle so the king/queen isn’t going to show up yet

[@justiceanimations7886]

Oooooo Another banger video Blitz has posted! Btw Blitz you’re the best!

[@HartSickle]

"My money is on the squires for sure." *Squires get absolutely decimated.* Where's my money?

[@TheOneTrueCalamitas]

I've seen Baron's tournament and his victor was the Sarissa. So based on the two tournaments the best units are: 1. The Sarissas 2. The Beserkers 3. The Squires 4. The Knights 5. The Valkryies (The Protectors just got lucky in your tournament)

[@TheOrder96]

lol at 16:50 you should the wrong bracket and gave spoilers hahaha love the vid though

[@yellowbeandaddy7282]

22:42 When you learn karate but realize you are fighting the god of karate. (Bear = Learnt Karate, Valkyrie = God of Karate)

[@yellowbeandaddy7282]

Damn... Zeus's fight was *SHOCKING*-ly awesome.

[@donaldlui8242]

They can all win but u have to put the right person against the right person.

[@jinsakai5307]

Those legionnaires should have carried there Gladius before they fought the Valkyries 😂

[@Mister_Herr_Dave]

2:37 How could you, the Glory of Rome is forever!

[@carltegner5738]

YEEEEEEEEEEES! MY FAVOURITE character has always been berserkers!

[@ahmadabusrour6984]

Love your vids, keep it up and you need a new computer for this game😂

[@jacobbattle3486]

Baron already did this

[@thamerallami4317]

Yeah

[@benjamintanner4991]

Ahmad abusrour he needs a new computer for every game

[@yjr4df758]

What about me. Mine lags on google.

[@TheCrayon]

Hey Blitz! I've got a battle for you this day, a battle that the bards will sing about for centuries to come. The battle of the forsaken kings Blue: 5 kings 10 knights 20 archers 25 squires 5 healers Red: 7 jarls 10 berserkers 15 ice archers 3 long boats 7 valkeries

[@genosect4474]

12:35 Of course he runs faster! That's the *NARUTO* run!

[@danimo2162]

duh everybody knows that du u even humain

[@strokeguy4835]

*storming Area 51 in a nutshell*

[@rwervu6rke8l95]

lmao

[@professorpandapants2652]

WHEN I READ THIS COMMENT A NARUTO ADD CAME UP IN THE VIDEO

[@liliandavid5648]

Yea old english i speak

[@jackagonz]

All the nine year olds on the channel “I’ll count them Blitz!”

[@heidisturm7843]

More astroneer videos please we haven’t seen them in weeks!

[@xyth2002]

Here’s the thing, Blitz isn’t strategically placing these, so this might’ve been different.

[@BronzeSnack]

Thank you for redoing Blitz, keep up the good work.

[@GlobalWarmingSkeptic]

I did a tournament, did round robin to determine seeding within their group (i.e. stone age, greeks, etc...), and then took the same rank from each group and did a round robin with that. Using that method, Berzerkers won. After watching the video I'm actually surprised that the same result was here, as I posted this before I even knew and just figured zerkers won because they had better matchups, but they are so strong against many units. EDIT: Excluding the haflings was a mistake . I actually included them in my round robins, only excluding bards and priests. In my game, Haflings were the 20 out of 33 seed and actually beat quite a few teams.

[@uulogie1039]

Great video, I really enjoyed it, and even though you wont see this probably, it was a good video

[@shiyamdabomb]

"You foolish mortals think we actually try in these battles." - Halfling #6,890,129

[@cyruscheng499]

Battle of Zama (202 BC): Map: Tribal 1 Teams: Red 1 King as Publius Cornelius Scipio of Rome 1 Priest as Massinissa King of Numidia 10 Clubbers spread out randomly near the front as roman skirmishers 10 Farmers as Roman Hastati in front 15 Squires as Roman Principes in middle 10 Knights as Roman Triarii in back 3 Wheelbarrows on each flank as Numidian Cavalry (I know its a stretch, tell the devs to add horses already.) Blue 1 King as Hannibal of Carthage 2 Mammoths in the front as War elephants 12 Hoplites in front as Mercenaries 12 Farmers in the middle as Citizens 8 Jarls in the back as Veterans 2 Wheelbarrows on each flank as Carthaginian cavalry

[@loganescobar1766]

Flipping live this KZbinr

[@caleblauterbach4015]

The most powerful unit: A short child with hairy feet. *Midgets want to know your location*

[@saysikerightnow3914]

3:16 Pause and evaluate. Pain... I see pain... :( R.I.P. Dave

[@Galeboy]

14:41 I love their voices lol

[@Michael-mq5xh]

I’m honestly pretty surprised that my favorite unit, the Sarissa, made it to the semi finals, I might see if the sarissa can beat the berserkers.

[@infernus_wrath]

The round 4 chart comes early and we get to see the outcomes of round three before round three starts

[@itzshilohplayzxd6231]

100000000000000 ice arcers vs. 100000000 kings & 100000 priests, Thats gonna break NASA's Desktop

[@agr0nianTV]

8:50 My guess is that the Mammoths killed them before they could attack 18:52 Talk about an underdog win, it's cool how different each battle is 19:44, 20:58 Wow just wow This was a great tournament Berserkers should never be underestimated it seems :P This was loads of fun please do it again some time :D

[@nikeasy5266]

The only way to properly do this is for every unit to fight every unit, the same format of equal cost but do it through a point based system (if you win you get 1 point) and at the end the unit with the most points wins.

[@Lord_Ivoundy_Creood]

Pls DO THIS ONE MONSIUER : MEDIEVAL WITCHES VS HUMANITY: WITCHES: SCYTHES-3 SCARE CROWS -4 OR 5 BONE SHAMANS-3 OR 4 MINOTUARS-3 SNAKE ARCHERS-5 ICE ARCHERS-3 POTIONS-3 HUMANS-(The Humans being pittied by the angels are helped by three) VALKERIES-3 PREISTS-5 KNIGHTS-5 SQUIRES-8 INFRONT OF THE KNIGHTS KING-1 FALLOWED BY 10 FARMERS WITH PITCH FORKS AS REINFORCING PEASANTS and 3 wheel borrows.

[@EmuRules.]

Me: wakes up 4 minutes earlier than normal Blitz: No Video Me: ??!!!

[@lucasvaughn9759]

16:59 Did my man seriously spoil the next few fights by showing us the bracket with the winners of the fight already advancing?

[@hotwheelsplayer6874]

These tournaments are HILARIOUS 😂

[@cringemaster2917]

Stone Age- discovered stone tools Copper age- discovered copper tools Bronze Age- discovered bronze tools Ice age- ice tools :)

[@AnaEgna]

Bronze and copper the same

[@cringemaster2917]

Howard25 - Bronze is a combination of copper and tin Copper is... copper

[@josh_the_bandito1773]

I remember when you first started playing this blitz

[@freezeboy13]

"Go knights Go knights" Knight stabs his own sheild.

[@sleepyrowdy1826]

12:41 naruto lost brother

[@ristopoho824]

For the first battle. The kings were so close to begin with that the bonemages could not have hit them. Though, they have so much reload time and kings can take a hit or two, so i don't think it mattered really.

[@darklordnoodlez9863]

That bird killed 15 spearman

[@darkmatter8890]

Blitz you put the round 4 bracket into the round three and spoiled it for us

[@hypo7351]

12:34 just proves that Naruto running is better than normal running

[@matthewjararuse2308]

1:50 the wheel barrow on the right

[@amoqmwkwmw2772]

I absolutely love this video!

[@georgejohnnypat5487]

I was just looking to see if he had any new videos and then this popped up instantly

[@zephyr5481]

That one barbarian who has his arms spawned backwards but ran faster He was CLEARLY Naruto Running.

[@Jgamer-66]

@blitz for the archer's vs ice archers fight, you could have made the points even by subtracting one unit from each side. for the knights vs Zeus, 20 knights to 9 Zeus' is even. I gave up calculating the mammoth vs farmer ratio about 1/4 of the way through. for the longships vs brawlers, 50 brawlers to 11 longships is even. for the catapults vs chieftans 21 chieftans to 8 catapults. for the hay-balers there was 30 but for the hay balers vs the jarls, 14 jarls vs 85 haybalers is even. for the berserkers vs balista 95 berserkers to 24 balista. for the knights vs ice archers 8 knights to 45 ice archers. for sarissa's vs scarecrows to get the points even you need 2000 sarissa's and 201 scarecrows. if you want the math just find each side's individual value and divide one of the values by the other, your answer should be a fraction, whichever of the fraction's two numbers(numerator or denominator) is the larger one is the number of units you place on the side of the units with less value, for example: the chieftans are worth 400 and the catapults are worth 1050, 1050 / 400 = 21/8, so 21 chieftans and 8 catapults for a total value of 8400 per side too much math... Edited portion: forgot to add that you should keep making more videos, luv your vids

[@thatmusicalsparrow263]

1:50, the farmer on the right.

[@nihalhossain3990]

That was amazing

[@RedXWerewolf]

please do a battle of Potion sellers VS those Bard guys with the music :)

[@Zack_Zander]

The Stone Age can be terrifying.

[@ninjad9127]

In single combat ballista reigns supreme by single combat I mean 1v1 so wheelbarrows disqualifies with longboats as both of those have more than one unit

[@Angel-ds7sy]

6:10 absolutely *shocking*

[@aprilneary36]

You should do a 1v1 tournament to find out which team is better, blue or red.

[@ethandemont5283]

I want a rematch between the berserkers and the kings

[@kitty-danger]

why

[@bigboy1504]

22:34 stop getting your Dingulings tangled up

[@EmuRules.]

you should make a test wth the haybalers of how much projectiles they can take. pretty much just put haybalers up against arrow units like so blitz can see

[@apollo875]

Blitz: am I original Barovongames : well yes but actually no

[@jimmywaters1531]

I NEED SATISFACTORY!!! love your vids :)

[@Alexkk47]

Have alot of archers and abunch of units with sheilds face each other it looks so cool

[@awsome4851]

Do a Mammoth hunt 5 spear throwers 2 mammoths

[@wo-chien-reaction]

Love your vids Blitz

[@bummedknight9673]

25:09 the beginning of this fight you sound like an anime character

[@VIItality]

blitz could have added +1 zeus in zeus vs knights

[@wobbob5007]

It is not mythologicaly possible to beat so it isn't totally accurate battle simulator

[@patrickmyers6343]

1 king 10 manmoths 100 preachers

[@goshyplays3839]

2019 tabs:putting kids in wars

[@EmuRules.]

this round was better as you made them more balanced battles! nicee

[@ilovericeii2493]

Blitz: there falling like statue. Me: 😂🤦‍♀️

[@wesleymccall892]

Do like 1000 haflings versus one Valkyrie I want to see them all jump up Oh and my army is: A front line of 20 haflings Behind that is berserkers, 10 to be precise Then add a billion of the bard people (billion=10) And finally, behind that is Dave the squire :) You get the same amount of money as me, minus the cost of the bards

[@levonroussinxctf]

love your channel man you crack me up, i got merch and got everyone in my grade hooked on your channel.

[@Chromicality]

Idea! Title Defense (right from punch out) So, the current champion would go against a gauntlet of every singe unit in the game, with equal or close to equal point value. If the current champion wins, you move on to the next unit, and if the champion loses, it becomes a best of 3. If the champion loses the best of 3, the unit that won against the champion becomes the new champion. Repeat until an “ultimate champion” (a champion that beat every other unit) is found. Like my idea? Leave a like so Blitz can see!

[@over5632]

Love your videos

[@goodgoblin3169]

Not first ur 3rd and im 4th maybe...

[@goodgoblin3169]

Not first

[@justiceanimations7886]

First Is worst

[@over5632]

Then my comments didnt loaded

[@coleashton6204]

If it wasn’t for the jump attacks, the valkyries definitely would’ve won

[@Transmogaddict]

Yay!!! This was my idea ;)

[@tomconnell9746]

Hello blitzy gud vid well done

[@rohamahmadyfard546]

22:47 BACKWARD DAB!

[@Loepul]

Put like one of the more modern shield guys against a bunch of ice archers

[@kosk-kosk2777]

Valkyries come after a battle and bring the vikings that died in a glorious battle, to Valhalla/Vallhall and then they stay there until Odin needs them for war. There's some Norrøn Mytologi/Northern Mythology for you all.😉

[@YT-wo9pz]

Make another tournament video and do two matches blitz and if both units win one match do a third match

[@nolasco_justin9947]

Good video do more

[@denvergames1435]

lol I'm playing tabs and watching you play tabs and I just watched Baron play tabs