Fire Emblem Jesus vs Muhammad

[@koenwebb4157]

i dont remember this in the bible

[@filbertian5188]

GET READY FOR THE NEW NEW TESTAMENT BITCHES.

[@Starwars-Fanboy]

???? ??? Lmao are you trolling or serious

[@Starwars-Fanboy]

I believe you dont understand satire and you don't know what fire emblem is

[@Starwars-Fanboy]

???? ??? Well in this video it shows Jesus as gods son and not as one entity . I'm not sure why your so offended but I'm glad I replied bc your comments gave me a good laugh Also what do you mean you've made some tweaks to your fire emblems ? Like what kinds of tweaks

[@filbertian5188]

I never expected such a shitstorm of a comment section lol

[@cheesenjackers4888]

3:21 You should probably have him resurrected after 3 turns with boosted stats

[@Kryptnyt]

This isn't right, we all know Jesus plays on Casual Mode

[@alexread6767]

Kryptnyt More likely phoenix mode

[@alexread6767]

He just waits 3 days between turns

[@dhisufiroafrozenseraphimdragon]

You mean Jesus would raise anyone who died back up

[@darthr0xas363]

Nissi Greer So, Jesus has a built in/automatic Mila's Turnwheel. Neat

[@r.d.drowned9332]

Top 10 Anime fights

[@hleghe810]

Fucc me up Cannonically both fighters are omnipotent, or at least backed by someone that is. There can't be a winner

[@dhisufiroafrozenseraphimdragon]

Jesus already wins and neither the devil nor Muhammad is omnipotent

[@emishimaru-sama6449]

But It's not anime and Instead Is real... but that can't be proven scientifically ;0

[@tiarabite]

@@hleghe810 Both of them can't be canon, because both contradict each other...Muhammads is more recent though and so naturally acknowledges Jesus, so in that case he'd win since said omnipotent being would back him.

[@ZirusZero]

First crusade 1099 A.D (colorized)

[@ramenbomberdeluxe4958]

In Islam, Jesus is absolutely acknowledged and respected deeply, he's just seen as a prophet and not the literal son of God is all. Therefore, I hereby dub this video "Duel of Prophets"

[@OneColdRepublican]

Yo thats a sick sounding name.

[@nathanm5533]

This is art

[@TheDiego908]

The dialog sounds like two drunk men having an improv session using unused South Park character drafts

[@darthr0xas363]

TheDiego908 Probably what this Rom hack came from

[@_GLXC]

This is just the scrapped first draft of the SMTxFE game

[@invisibleair2156]

Damn atlus bait and switch

[@jachannel3995]

Now we need Religious history portrayed by Fire Emblem

[@nugget3327]

Technically that's Fire Emblem 4

[@flyinyoku3543]

And history in general

[@flextape467]

@@flyinyoku3543 i'd buy that

[@user-tu1pq6um3n]

I always knew that Jesus was a trap!

[@filbertian5188]

We all knew it in our heart.

[@camustrindade1623]

HAHHAHAHAH JOLY FUCK YEAH

[@kurousagi8155]

Can't you feel Jesus's love all over your body?

[@AzumarillConGafasBv]

Rico

[@AGZhark]

@@camustrindade1623 call down

[@sparkymeow4065]

I am a Christian and I found this hilarious.

[@MK-cy3ww]

Yeah Christian as the good guy

[@liladash6760]

Let's be honest who wouldn't.......except the fools who like to embarrass themselves and can't take a joke

[@AGZhark]

@@liladash6760 ...

[@armando5718]

@@MK-cy3ww Yes.

[@PeruvianPotato]

@@AGZhark Hi buddy!

[@mauvedragontiddies9244]

"possibly reincarnated as Guzma" POSSIBLY? Guzma is the messiah we needed, but don't deserve.

[@AGZhark]

Leave

[@flextape467]

who's guzma

[@alyantza]

Guzma deez nuts

[@benjaminstorace6699]

"Fire Emblem Jesus vs Muhammad (The dumbsest thing I have ever made)" Yes, it doubtless is.

[@sanjidashapna4085]

I'll see you after life and see your punishment!!!

[@user-ul5vi8om3j]

he actually pinned it

[@fawfuls]

Is that a threat?

[@jaysaviod9581]

You won't see him as he will be in heaven, you in hell!

[@taleseylad1249]

@@fawfuls yes. . .

[@layachaz7318]

Don't worry. We're all going to hell together

[@LentosHunger]

Ok

[@lux4019]

*Absolutely Haram*

[@yeager1957]

Lux *Best Haram*

[@goldensurfer4990]

Lux Harm*

[@PmNanashi_777]

For Christ-chan! You made those crusaders so proud.

[@filbertian5188]

kek?

[@dry90125]

Pm.Nanashi "Christ-chan." If that ain't the name of an anime character in an anime humanizing religions, I don't know what is.

[@Unk0wnHope]

Jesus is a gril confirmed 2017

[@AH-ve3ys]

Ragnorok x No, that's George Foreman.

[@endeavorrattata7839]

Yes he's a gril. Jk your one of those trap victims are you? Yeah Lucuis is totally a boy.

[@kaine_r]

Jesus is a trap

[@butteredsalmonella]

?** boi it's Lucius, you got tricked by the spelling Lucius

[@Sonicfan640]

The funny thing is that Muhammad is the name of an enemy character in FE4

[@filbertian5188]

I'm pretty sure moses was a character in fe3 as well

[@flyinyoku3543]

@@filbertian5188 Fire Emblem has Cain, Abel, Samson, and Myrrh, probably a bunch more too

[@Silent0Xs]

@@flyinyoku3543 it has Saleh and Mustafa too

[@flyinyoku3543]

@@Silent0Xs Interesting. I have some "myrrh" incense cones in my room but i can't light them on "fire" because they have too much heat "resistance"

[@Silent0Xs]

@@flyinyoku3543 I'm not really familiar with chemicals but I'm sure there's something that helps in this case, or maybe just get a flamethrower.

[@KFro9k]

“He defeated the Dark Messiar! Praise Jesus” -Jesse Lee Peterson

[@bardogenix8875]

This is the best documentary of the Crusades I have ever seen

[@MaybeNotARobot]

“They are already here! I will purge them with the jesus orbital nuclear strike system! Hallelujah” “Died for your sins, his dad is a dipshit. Possibly reincarnated as Guzma in 2016.” This is the greatest hack of not just Fire Emblem, but all video games.

[@grimreaper9115]

This is the most offensive yet amazing thing I've ever seen. K no, it's far from offensive, but I laughed so hard, specially at the "Radical Islam will not return for a while".

[@AAhmou]

It better not!

[@mauvedragontiddies9244]

Everyone who disrespects traps like that deserves to die.

[@dry90125]

???? ??? Have you not seen the meme?

[@tetrais]

Holy shit, this is good.

[@dellebelphine-moralez3510]

Tetrais i see what you did there lol

[@MudFan]

I was very sad but this cheered me up. Thanks a lot.

[@ARNAKLDO]

FEH should redo their magic attack animations.The old FE games have better attack animations lol

[@carlolson932]

I was an athiest before watching this video, but now I've converted. Praise Xenu!

[@renatoramos8834]

Nice pigtails, Jesus.

[@dry90125]

Renato Ramos de Oliveira Correia Think that was in the book of John!

[@jesseking1403]

As an atheist I find this absolutely hilarious. I just couldn't stop laughing the whole time. Also trap Jesus was the point where i fucking lost it😂

[@taleseylad1249]

Tbh as a catholic I found it hilarious

[@lain7758]

Get ready for the next chapter when Jesus directly confronts atheism in it's iconic form (i.e. a dust cloud)

[@christopherbravo1813]

Although I would love to see a fire emblem hack with a biblical theme and setting.

[@flyinyoku3543]

It would work so well

[@wee3ist]

As an atheist who is ethnically jewish I approve this.

[@dandre3K]

top kek

[@alexolas1246]

Fucking Christ, where the hell did all these antisemites come from? Go crawl back into your bombed Nazi bunkers, idiots; The middle ages ended half a millennium ago

[@chavaspada]

la .alEksolas. muh anti semitism and everyone I dislike is a Nazi meme. Fun fact Christianity and Islam are also semite religions so jews are the most anti semitic people of all since they hate two out of the three semites. Fun fact #2 if all the cultures around the glibes have expelled and thrown your tribe out because you are troublesome maybe your tribe is the one with the problem.

[@alexolas1246]

Yes, because it entirely makes sense for a small religious community comprising about 0.2% of the entire human population to control the entirety of a world in which the most militaristically and economically powerful countries are Christian/secular democracies.

[@alexolas1246]

+Chavaspada A number of things: > Antisemites and nazis exist. > Everyone I dislike is a nazi. I'm sorry, how did you get from there to there? And stop trying to twist the definitions of words. In modern usage, everyone uses the word "antisemitism" to refer to hatred against Jews and people of Jewish descent. That's what it means nowadays. So no, even IF most Jews couldn't stand the very thought of Christians and Muslims (which they don't www.myjewishlearning.com/article/jewish-christian-relations/ www.islamicity.org/4659/can-muslims-be-friends-with-jews-and-christians/) they wouldn't be "antisemitic".

[@NeoKad99]

This comment section is extremely entertaining

[@Fallendown-pq1ot]

After this I can totally imagine the whole Bible as a fire emblem game. Thanks

[@samushunter242]

TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!!!

[@Gnarfledarf]

0:12 "destiney"

[@Gnarfledarf]

It popped up in my recommendations for whatever reason.

[@filbertian5188]

Weird.

[@filbertian5188]

Well welcome to my mistake of a channel.

[@CMSonYT]

wait. why does muhammad hate traps? and why is jesus a trap anyway.

[@Shadowyu9911]

If the bible was like this then I'd be buying a bunch of them lol.

[@dhisufiroafrozenseraphimdragon]

The Bible is 10 times more epic than this.

[@dhisufiroafrozenseraphimdragon]

@@artem8793 If the Bible was made into, lets say an anime, you would see just how epic it is.

[@AGZhark]

@@artem8793 leave

[@antonygoedhart4798]

Yoooooo! Can't believe they finally released the official bible 2 videogame!

[@Rahul_Sastry]

Oh Don't Mind Me! *Just a Random Hindu Passing By...*

[@Imam-qn9qp]

As someone who is offended, I find this muslim. xDDDDD rawr meow ayy lameo

[@encikkrab8787]

Yess of course idiot.. This is our prophet.. You r not even respect your own religion with making fun in games.. Your r rasict cruel people.. Terrorist country.. Doing bad thing to others and laugh as its was nothing but when it happen to you, you start talking shit about others.. Very bad peopls

[@kkingcombo12345]

@@encikkrab8787 religion is fake bro. Nothing to get mad over.

[@martinmaxwell3508]

@@encikkrab8787 if he's racist because of that, that means islam is a race yes? So what is ex muslim? Alien?

[@jake72002]

hilarious and sacrilegious......

[@AAhmou]

Great combo.

[@justbull6841]

Remember when Jesus decided to fight Muhammad because the latter got drunk and started hating on traps? God that would be a movie I'd watch

[@platuimknight8769]

It looks like I'm on the wtf side of KZbin again...

[@castblast4063]

This is, amazing

[@darihunter3308]

Love how Lucius Sprite is a female bishop

[@lofty8037]

Would have been better if at some point an atheist showed up with some sort of science book as a tome weapon or something, lol. Spicy meme either way :]

[@joshuabonesteel2303]

So you should just have a straight up holy war with knights, paladins, and monks/bishops vs. Nomad troopers, myrmadons, and shamans/druids.

[@projectember728]

Bro was not kidding when he said he’ll come back

[@Mechamamdebad]

Art in its purest form

[@ycantiusegeorgiantextforhandle]

Jesus is holy in Islam because he's a prophet, so this is kind of weird but fuck I wanna play this hack.

[@retrben136]

I love the idea that Lucius is the closest thing we have to Jesus, because of his way of being and his love for almost every form of life.

[@briancollins3927]

Magnificent

[@pearljaime2]

I love how jesus is blonde and has pig tails

[@Mechamamdebad]

twin ponytail jesus is the only true lord

[@Chelaxim]

Just when I thought I had seen it all.

[@terron7840]

Islam and Christianity in nutshell.

[@redacted5733]

Broke: God is a woman Woke: jesus is a girl

[@rugvedkulkarni1593]

I like how jesus is Serra.

[@desertcamel5473]

Muhammad looks like a total badass

[@AGZhark]

...it’s Denning

[@Tarkus-Ivalice-dweller]

The rest of the campaign is a war to end Bern's Shari'a law, with the final boss Allah being the hardest in the series.

[@lukefouche8724]

You have no shame AND I LOVE THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Jotari]

Should have had a caption mid video saying "Three Days Later."

[@acertainbajiquanloli]

Lol this is one of the most blursed things i've ever seen. Thanks for making my day man though you probably won't see this comment

[@Max-cl8mz]

5:50 this is the first time i've seen the dark druid skin dodge something

[@treyagustin3033]

He litterally heals by faith

[@ramiel555]

the only things I'm offended about are that you skip past some of the dialogue, and you left your damn mouse cursor on the screen, lolololol

[@lacreatura4737]

Man, The Bible 2 is way crazier than I remember.

[@sapphireevie]

After 4 years, this came back to my recommendations 😌👍🏻

[@enovos3138]

"For my dad!"

[@MiBrin]

The funniest fact is: Jesus is also an important person for Muslims. So this vid is the typical view of many christians.

[@_zoehhhhh]

New Testament 2: The Heavenly Boogaloo

[@emishimaru-sama6449]

6:15 I see what you mean by "The biggest mistkae I ever made"... [You spelled Abomination wrong lol ;]

[@layachaz7318]

I stopped believing years ago but you just revived my belief, crazy person

[@hiokiryuuhei4714]

*Look at the power of the Old & New Testaments in the hack* *Look on my desk to see my Bible standing there* SWEET JESUS, I CAN USE THEM AS OP MAGIC TOMES! *Athos appears* "Yeah you can, so now, take it and go to the next crusade, DEUS VULT !" Seriously, that was quite a funny hack ^^ Don't be ashamed of it for some haters from both sides ^^

[@daddyinthestreetsenpaiinth9250]

I'm a muslim and I hate you and love at the same time.Funny shit tho XD

[@dry90125]

"I hate you and love you at the same time." Pretty much everyone one's reaction to Baynonetta in smash bros.

[@theshizlet1]

Dry T. Guy Agreed lmao

[@markriley5784]

"Use the power of prayer to heal your wounds" LOL reminds me when Christopher Hitchens asked an entire Stadium of people, "if you are choking to death would you want me to get down on my knees and pray for you or do the heimlich maneuver?" prayer versus scientific reality mmmmmm?

[@herohamza1196]

Muslims love Jesus. So why does everyone think we hate Christmas? And why do Muslims prefer Muhammad than jesus?

[@tiarabite]

Christmas is banned in islam because it is following tradition of non believers, and because associating partners with allah is a very grave sign and celebrating Christmas acknowledges that(as muslims view the trinity basically as polytheism). And muslims prefer muhammad than Jesus cuz qur'an says so basically. You're even told to like muhammad more than your own parents and even yourself(!) which is also why so many muslims are fanatical about that.

[@hax.q]

Don't insult our prophets...u don't understand the weight of your

[@Viewer2812]

I am new to the community and I have never seen something so cursed.

[@Viewer2812]

But I love it.

[@taleseylad1249]

@@Viewer2812 welcome to the shitpost section of the fe community

[@danb1809]

Tbh if this was narrated in the modern New Testament it would somehow fit, I don't know how, but it would

[@yeager1957]

Danial Butt It’s the lost verse of revelation.

[@zad_rasera]

what have you done

[@maxxyize]

lmao this game looks sick. id gladly play the finished product if you were to ever consider finishing it

[@OneColdRepublican]

Fire Emblem: New Testament of the Emblem.

[@colinj1726]

I missed this sermon in Church...

[@_Fish893]

as the man from devil may cry said " WHAT THE HELL IS THIS"

[@shyguysquad5231]

"Got drunk and wrote a book" It hasn't even been 3 minutes and i already love your humour

[@TheGhostInThePhoto]

Ah, the Newer Testament.

[@dry90125]

I went through all 311 comments. Here's the stats. Utter confusion: ~100 Something about trap Jesus: ~105 People who were triggered: 5 People claiming this to be funny and also be apart of a faith: ~100 Comments measuring stats of other comments: 1

[@filbertian5188]

Jesus christ the comment section of this video was the biggest shitstorm i've ever experienced. It was pretty good

[@paperluigi6132]

I’m Christian but this was super funny

[@Hyperencrpted12345]

>Jesus won 10/10 Pope approved!

[@sabersroommate8293]

As a Roman Catholic descendant from the most holiest and noble family with ancestor that fought in all of the crusade (winning crusades, only the infidels lost). I must say I am cool with this video.

[@dry90125]

Maynard Guevara love how the highest of high religious people are cool with this while and SJW would tear this video at the seams just by the concept.

[@portalguy2246]

Granted Christians (and I guess Catholics too) were presented as the good guys and Muslims were presented as the enemies, so I think there’s some Bias

[@dhisufiroafrozenseraphimdragon]

@@portalguy2246 Muslims are the enemy. People keep trying to say that they're peaceful but they're the complete opposite.

[@portalguy2246]

Well a lot religious people tend to say they are peaceful but aren’t actually

[@victikirby15]

Lyn is literally God confirmed

[@FarCritical]

Thank you for your blessing

[@arthrisis9629]

mashallah

[@windmage0168]

You didn't wait 3 days to revive him.

[@snow6094]

*How Americans View Muslims*

[@buzzbuzz20xx]

Just so you know we don't hate Jesus and we believe that he's a profit from Allah and that the bible is a book from Allah and we don't hate any Cristian

[@Starwars-Fanboy]

Samir Al Hindi Thanks for the clarification , this is news to me

[@oof5992]

Samir Al Hindi This is called a joke.

[@yeager1957]

I know most Muslims don’t hate the west or Christians but there is the whole Wahhabism ( man I hope I spelled that right) thing to consider. Don’t take that as a insult though, i’m a Christian and I can admit we have a long and unfortunate history of killing each other because we couldn’t agree on who was more Christian. We all have our bad eggs.

[@Ray-tf5wu]

XD Us Muslims are not supposed to hate you guys, the Muslims that do hate people just because of their religion are stupid. Let's hope that we will all be friends after watching this video. Ameen. (Or Amen for you guys)

[@alexkrasnic3850]

it says "kill infidels" in the quran. The quran literally tells you to kill people who wil not convert to islam. thats why the christans are being hunted down like animals in the middle east