I played Steam's Top 10 Worst Reviewed Farming Simulators... it was painful.

[@neadedios3106]

The fact that three of these games were made by the same people that made what Markiplier played as “The Worst Game On Steam” makes this so much better

[@smooshed_in]

I wonder which three 🤔

[@cameronstrouth7614]

What's a markiplier

[@raphaelunger3057]

@@cameronstrouth7614 A very popular youtuber

[@vivishii_]

@@cameronstrouth7614 markiplying is like 2x2=4

[@igorostrovskynoskov6057]

@@cameronstrouth7614 are you being fr or joking?

[@brandongoodwin756]

On the bright side, several of these did extremely well in the crashing simulator genre.

[@adamnielson42]

My only problem with the crashing genre is that it's too realistic now, I miss the old days, where I could simulate crashes without actually restarting my game.

[@glennmartin1918]

beamng drive beats them all by a mile

[@TheLocomono9]

Both crashing cars and crashing to desktop

[@GuitarOfTime0116]

​@@adamnielson42 the solution is simple! Just use a real car (Extra lives necessary)

[@Floris_VI]

Broken game simulator💯💯💯

[@NestorCustodio]

Pro Tip: the key to success in Vegtaria is to double your income by equipping Fragile Greed.

[@genio2509]

But buying it though

[@musicalmoongirl5055]

Let's take a moment to appreciate Steam's refund feature for funding these videos🙏🙏

[@turboprint3d]

The most accurate part of all of the games is when you softlock because of money , just like real life .

[@ginsi936]

I remember playing Agricultural simulator 2012, and the strat me and my bro found were "buy rabbits, feed them hay, wait a few days, sell them in 3 days and sell them." This meant we could buy the rabbits with 8 dollars and then sell them for 45. If I remember you could actually farm in that game, it just didn't make almost any money. Farming simulator games are just so much better, I still hope I could play them on my computer without the "check the disk product", which didn't really work.

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Farming Simulator and Euro Truck Simulator are pretty much the perfect examples on how to do job simulators right. Sure, they are niche games, but they work and do a great job at simulating the promised profession. But they are the golden top on an iceberg of turd. There are so many incredibly janky, incredibly buggy, incredibly bad and unfun job simulator games. And yes, most of them use that particular font. Usually in italics and in white.

[@1993MAZDAMIATA]

What do you mean check the disk

[@darioferretti3758]

Aurora borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of steam, localised entirely in the ground?

[@DerGrüneNebel]

Yes

[@DJMcFlinty]

@@DerGrüneNebel can I see it?

[@LloydTheZephyrian]

​@@DJMcFlintyNo

[@birodactyl_of_the_web]

@@DJMcFlinty no.

[@lucaspritchard8575]

@@DJMcFlinty no

[@caelioxx1857]

please keep doing these top 10 worst reviewed games of some genre videos, they're very enjoyable

[@SatoriShirayuki]

Fr, had a great time watching this

[@therevoltingslob2564]

I had a supermarket ad before this video and it took me a solid 40 seconds to realize the ad’s audio hadn’t glitched out and that was in fact the real video intro

[@MockiN6j4y]

I actually really like this video format. It's interesting and fun to watch! And also funny to see fire struggling with the games 😂

[@noutvandervlis5575]

Zote precept number 403: 'It aint much but it's honest work'

[@robmccarty755]

Get this man silksong before he goes completely out of his mind...

[@Daraamady6070]

The farmer's empty stare Will haunt my nightmares tonight

[@THECARTHAGEEMPIRE]

I love how Zote is actually a farmer now 😂

[@planescaped]

The Stardew Valley music juxtaposed with these games is something out of a fever dream.

[@ToniaGlitched]

I never understand how does people have the guts to put such things on stores to sell, but damn, is it funny to watch people playing

[@clearissa1084]

Deleting the silo is such a classic beginner mistake

[@jaroithink]

This is unironically one of the funniest videos I've watched in my life. Great work, fire!

[@QuestIonAskin]

I paid to have a new building built to use as a workshop a couple months ago. Sure enough, it slowly rose out of the ground. That’s just how it works man

[@sks3520]

I'd be rich if i gained a dollar everytime fire said the word crashed

[@carythacker8049]

You'd have 27 dollars

[@Rayneworld]

21:09 The way you say "It felt like it was my birthday" made me start cracking up

[@Dradeeus]

18:21 Lmao "Pumbkin"

[@epicjoa04]

Bro is getting better and better at making this videos

[@Shatari]

A pity you missed out on Farming World. It's like if you took SimFarm for mobile devices, removed all of the fun and the charm, ported it to PC, and then removed all microtransactions without balancing the game to compensate for the lack of 'pay to win' mechanics. Oh, and add in a lot of spreadsheets without giving the player any context for what the numbers mean. Edit: Also, you missed out on driving a truck in Agricultural Simulator 2013. Bumps will occasionally send you flying off into orbit, and sometimes your truck doesn't have a top speed, so you'll be able to accelerate to ludicrous speeds (until you hit a bump, upon which the game crashes).

[@redgarlicbred6228]

Shoulda named the video "I softlocked myself in these farming games"

[@citrosmic]

just the intro is an 11/10 for me

[@Zakuzu]

I could just be too tired from work, but the end ranking system confused me until halfway through the segment, I wasn't sure if #1 meant the worst of 10, or if it would mean the *best* of the worst 10, until you outlined it explicitly. An odd topic I was glued to the screen for lol

[@jrobson100]

Vegtaria simulates the most common experience of running.a vegetable stand, being unable to make ends meet and going out of business.

[@Sessa.]

Post-apocalyptic Vegteria made me laugh lmao why does it look like that 😂 Great video! and the Stardew OST is just perfect 👌

[@planescaped]

It's clear they purchased an apocalypse/zombie map asset pack and just modified it slightly to make a farming game in the aftermath of Stardew's meteoric success.

[@KnightspaceORG]

Just a regular old Eastern European countryside lmao

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

Looks a bit like someone mixed Stalker and DayZ with My Summer Car and then threw it into Unity.

[@grantus_pax]

are we human or are we farmer? my truck is haunted i have no crates

[@CatsT.M]

That is definetly how farming works. I know, my uncle is a farmer.

[@Daraamady6070]

Is your uncle crashing every 2 minutes ?

[@CatsT.M]

@@Daraamady6070 Unfortunately yes, it is really becoming a problem with farmers.

[@AliceErishech]

@@CatsT.MHave you tried rebooting him?

[@CatsT.M]

@@AliceErishech Of course. Annoyingly it happens a lot and someone always has to be there to reboot him.

[@rk13567]

This was weirdly entertaining, deserves more views lol

[@Azurious]

Alright now seeing the thumbnail if we don't get a Zote farming simulator we riot

[@theolikesdinosaurs1764]

the stardew music in the background is so perfect

[@yvechapman9342]

Dead animals and an empty bank account are pretty on point for farming lol

[@NabrinaBlue]

Don't get your hopes up about Wild Season Ep. 2. It wasn't even supposed to be episodic in the first place. Then the devs dropped off the face of the Earth without any warning. No way Ep. 2 is ever happening.

[@sollumi3014]

wait then if the devs disappeared why is it axtually called ep.1 in tge title im confused unless its a publisher thing

[@NabrinaBlue]

@@sollumi3014 Nope, no publisher, just them. They changed it to episodic claiming it was necessary for the project to be finished , citing several reasons, including money (even though it was already available for purchase as early access). It was after that updates and communications slowed down massively and eventually stopped.

[@medicgaming9117]

No silk to song, no field to farm, no silkposts to cry suffering

[@JakePusateri]

It's not just fertilizer, it's "FERTALIZER".

[@LavenderCorpses]

I don't think I've laughed more at a video intro than this one... damn that beautiful.

[@natsuki9465]

This series is amazing tooking forward to your next one as always!

[@LeonHK.]

Even the godgamer himself is desparate for Silksong content, I see

[@josequiles7430]

The truck thinks it's a stolen Skyrim horse

[@juicyfruit866]

Truly incredible. I am literally shaking and crying right now.

[@CertifiedScaryGuy]

Just found your page and I was hoping the voice in the intro was you so much lmao, still worth a subscribe

[@FluffyLeFloofGaming]

Napoleon been real quiet since fire bought 2000 rabbits...

[@TheBlockEnjoyer]

Play the top ten best farming games next!

[@redlunatic2224]

"It's like earth decided to become aurora borealis." Beautiful.

[@Angelthewolf]

I love how Agricultural Simulator doesn‘t even try to hide the fact that it‘s straight up a bad FS ripoff

[@johnalogue9832]

I enjoyed this video, but it felt like the games didn't get enough time devoted to them...not that I can blame anyone for wanting to limit their exposure as much as possible, but it felt like there was horror/gameplay left to "discover."

[@greatoverlordchikonmaster7226]

The first game I ever bought on steam was Agriculture Simulator 2011

[@laharlkent]

11:52 I tried to plow but couldn't figure out how to plow while in actions plow is clearly listed

[@rainchopper898]

this tumbnail is god tier :)

[@grimreaper3711]

As a fan of farming simulator and having played them since fs13, seeing these gave me both a headache and a good laugh😂, love the vid

[@fortidogi8620]

17:50 'post apocalyptic'? thats just what rural america looks like

[@mallowhoney]

Listening to this while playing stardew is peak comedy.

[@ZazooEel57]

When all your game is a bug, the debug feature becomes the game.

[@tvctaswegia497]

Thank you for your service/sacrifice. And I thought Farming Simulator 2013 was rough...

[@killiangoddard5404]

Out of pocket but GTA 6 thinking it's going to take long to come out.. Silk song: am I a joke to you

[@seth8121]

Ah yes. It's so easy to get soft locked as a farmer IRL because farming is so dang expensive.

[@arthurlepy3203]

The « agricultural simulator » arc is the funniest shit i have seen in a while

[@MatvaNabor]

Enter the key on the back of the manual? What year is it?!

[@alguienqueescribe1761]

I honestly think that Farmer Life Simulator seems kinda funny to play for a two or three days, the rest just seem a bit hollow, the kind of game you play for some minutes to never ever think about again

[@deejayxcrypt]

Every farming simulator that starts off with some initial money with the player or ability to have a loan immediately to buy land and a tractor (… etc.), is not a simulator. One should perhaps always be a “worker” at someone else’s farm at first (or any other work, but perhaps the farmer aspect should be kept).

[@Rusty-the-datsun]

i played agricultural simulator 2012 and 2013 along with historical farmer and i had issues with crashing on all of them aswell man this game was really cool to me at the time i would consider farming simulator 2013 better then these its almost like the code was horribly rushed or the lack of bug fixes cause the crashes

[@Delcea72]

Why was I so focused on that for 20 minutes lol

[@davisennest7864]

The intro is awesome

[@Ich.bin.cool57884]

The stardew valley music 😂

[@Star_scarf_scar]

Dude i love the thumbnail

[@leaf_wing5467]

The stardew music at the start was perfect lmao💀

[@Graknorke]

What do you mean the menus reminded you of dwarf fortress? DF's menus are clear, readable, do what they say, and are mostly compact.

[@fireb0rn]

I believe I was referring to the fact that the game is played through menus with a large variety of options.

[@Jello_Criminal]

Dude 11:48 The plow option was the 3rd last one from the bottom

[@SuperZez]

The fact that the thumbnail review is a haiku holy shit.

[@just_a_hampa]

*LANDWIRTSCHAFTSSIMULATOR*

[@BirchMonkey857]

This takes me back to my family's "shitty $6 shovelware we found on Amazon" phase, and more specifically, Alice Greenfingers. It wasn't the worst out there, but it sure as hell wasn't the best.

[@josephmatthewspearsslade8900]

I'd have to disagree with "Alice Greenfingers" here with you, buddy. :D This was the Stardew Valley of the 2000s on the then-iconic WildTangent, pixel graphics and all, and to this day I'll always prefer the two games over that other indie conspiracy, such a cute series.

[@unemilifleur]

I like farming simulators. Surprisingly, there were a lot of original ideas in these games. I can’t think of a popular farming sim that uses tractors and cars, and here you have different levels on them (crappy tractor to effective big one). You usually don’t go to a farmer’s market and it could be cool to have more of that selling the produce aspect in games. And… That’s about it really.

[@Sl1mch1ckens]

Farm sim has cars and tractors (and everything else that can go into it with mods) and is the only good farming simulator if we are talking about realistic ones. 22 the latest one has a lot more of product delivery aswell with the whole productions system. I

[@goldencookie5456]

I recommend playing some mobile platformers next time. Some of my recommendations are Catbird, Dadish and Apple Knight. They’re pretty casual and easy, but still fun.

[@Purity65dos]

I'm literally crying. I can't with these games and fire talking over how bad they are 😆

[@SkootaBoota]

'Jacked 30 year old dude-bro' 😂

[@grimm3995]

This should be a john deere commercial

[@HCG]

“United Independent Entertainment” lmfao what a hilariously Chinese pos company

[@croaton07]

Who would've thought every Chinese knock-off would be garbage.

[@Atrip111]

Kept trying to play Real Farming on console. Get so far and locks up..even after gold update. Pure Farming is a good one.

[@ninino86]

This was fun, More please :)

[@allxfox5626]

That truck 360 😂😂😂

[@keamort9974]

Menu reminded me of dwarf fortress, ouch that was almost uncalled for! Almost.

[@MortyCJ]

I honestly can’t understand how someone could not only put something like “that” on Steam but then also the audacity to charge!! 😅 Don’t the devs have self-respect or the want to produce high quality work? It’s a poor reflection.

[@Sl1mch1ckens]

As a farm sim player (the game of that name not the genre) this list is just so painful a lot are just rip offs of farm sim but wildly worse, its just funny because its making a shitter game but its not even like i can call them cash grabs to much because realistic farming is such a niche genre they aint grabbing that much cash anyways. Edit : now i have fully finished the video, if you "enjoyed" the last game you played play farm manager instead its by no means a perfect game but its essentially a better version of that one.

[@alexandrebertone4351]

Love this series !

[@martinrose2668]

Love this new series 😂

[@ze_doodles1885]

Some of these sound like really good ideas. I like the idea of Vegteria, but obviously it doesn't work.

[@rryt000]

How did you manage to softlock yourself so many times??? lmao im dying 😂

[@Friskus8]

waiting for someone to make a hollow knight farming simulator fan game

[@strangegamerc]

Vegteria: the fetch quest simulator.

[@ericb3157]

oh, something you said reminded me of a story: the crazy management forced everyone to do all their work on a "virtual machine": VIRTUAL WINDOWS RUNNING ON WINDOWS! totally absurd, but the idiots insisted on it...

[@EndroEndro]

your issue with Agriculture sim 13 was not usual game do not crash like that and i played on a lot different hardware in it. its so good game when it works fine. you need to fix your pc or use revers compatibylity left click icon in windows and run as win 7

[@tyler6602]

😂 its a dogshit old game, that doesnt mean something is wrong with his pc

[@Dante1282]

Well wild season.... Still sad it's dead due missmanagement. Story was interesting and it was fun for what it was.

[@KielChristensen]

Listen fireborn there is a good farming game out there that every single 40 year old knows its called Hay Day now that's some amazing content 😂

[@FluffyLeFloofGaming]

So the first game is just a bit more realistic in principle? My grandfather grew up on a farm, so he did this work. ...Okay, just saw the tomatoes insta grow... ...please ignore my previous statement. ...Okay, just heard the tomatoes selling for $100... ...Please really ignore my first statement...

[@solarfus]

fireborn most definitely has atleast 5 bitcoin miners on his pc after this video

[@Vladikot_Von_Chtullsbach]

You may want to try My Summer Car. It is... unique...