First Time StripClub: Story-Time with Joey

[@Joeyblondewolf2]

Robert was cosplay Barney from *how I met your mother* 😂

[@poppyseedsnuranium]

Thumbs up for "running out of the strip club like a little gay boy"!

[@LPFreakification]

A+ for the How I Met Your Mother references XD

[@aabafaaaba56]

Story time with Joey should be a series! XD

[@NinjaQuintos10]

Oh man I just came back to this channel after how many years back when you had like 8k subs but you're still good'ol Joey with your near 100k.

[@xepglucario9602]

Omg, your How I Met Your Mother references though xD

[@haruharuchan8098]

i fucking love your stories their so funny omg

[@charliegmitro4578]

What's your profile pic from?

[@haruharuchan8098]

Its dave strider and john egbert from homestuck uwu

[@charliegmitro4578]

HaruHaruchan thanks

[@Dev-ch3hd]

I would never go to a strip club (or a club). That money can be used to buy soooo much anime goods and food and life! *^*

[@AwkwardMang0]

I feel like if a friend randomly asked me to go to a strip club I might try it just once, but I'd probably run out screaming just like you most likely =w=;

[@fongsee4504]

Joey is love. Joey is life.

[@Zullala]

Hahah well she insisted on giving you the dance because she didn't want to feel like she was taking your money for free. But omg that's fucked up that she was crying on stage. I would have left too. That's so sad D: Also, I made the "mistake" of marrying a guy that I met on the internet. I put mistake in quotes because it was a great learning experience and I don't regret it. We had met 3 times before getting married and out marriage lasted several years... but it wasn't the best marriage and I'm glad it's over.

[@jvamc]

this was perfect, i laughed so hard. i loved this video format, keep them coming joey!!

[@SuperSaiyanTrunk13]

...so, that pipe looks delicious. glad i'm not the only one with a tendency to chew on random shit.

[@tateabbey]

I loved the how I met your mother reference at 2:38 😂

[@dee-bu2nb]

I crack up every time the joke about pulling the money out of the ass comes out xD. Oh Joey, you're so funny

[@TrainsReloaded]

A friend of mine went with a group of friends to one only a month ago. When they went in, they brought food and some drinks and then sat down. The stripper did her thing as usual, but then she fell from the stage onto my friend, broke her high heels, food splashed all over them and the funniest thing, everyone started throwing money at them like crazy and his friends started taking pictures of him. I bursted out in tears when he told me the story xD But i do kinda feel sorry for him and the stripper. It probably was embarassing as hell.

[@wangmasterwang1790]

I went to one in GTA

[@ravenrain6131]

I Love story-time with Joey. They're the best :D

[@samk5403]

that last part was beautiful!! :p hahaha yeeesssss!!!! robin doesn't deserve Barney!!!

[@KpopPlayWithTiffany]

Reminds of me when we were to the Cosplay Deviants booth at AX with Matt...U RAN SO FAST AWAY FROM THEM!!!!

[@lizzybates9181]

Just the way you said hello in the beginning. XD

[@kittyrose712]

Sadly I want to go to a strip club just to pay them to keep there clothes on haha

[@EvanSilvia]

I am fuckin dying. this is hilarious great video Joey. hahaha

[@cheshirecat6438]

Love this 'story time' and the pipe !!

[@kampferac23]

Ummm... is that an engagement ring I see at the beginning of the video? ^.^

[@mimi-qf9yl]

1:53 That noise though 😂💖

[@StephieChan13x7]

I dont mind strip clubs at all. Whether their male or female. I have been many times. Its pretth much all about preference. I have friends who love them && friends who hate them. The weirdest strip club story I have is there is one fairly close to me (couple towns/cities over) is a very popular place amoung people my age. Well I was there on a wednesday (one of my only days off during the week) with my boyfriend && best friend. && they announce the next girl to come on stage && we all look over && my jaw hit the floor! She only had one arm. She was really talented of a one armed stripper. (Better then some of the "normal" strippers) I ended up chatting with her && found out she is a wicked niice girl && she was in a car accident. So she started stripping to pay back medical bills. I felt so bad for her but at the same time didnt because she made like 3k that night :x

[@MusikMastr911]

I'm not even old enough to go to one. I'll probably go to one someday just to see what it's like and see what happens from there.

[@phantomzero1982]

Hahaha this happened to my stupid uncle he met his "girlfriend" in facebook and then they both decided to get married in mexico even though they haven't met in person and my uncle did came but his "girlfriend" didn't putting the excuse that she had a baby and had cancer and that her mom didn't allow her to come so he pratically ruined his life coming to mexico since he was so used to living in the USA where he had easy money and had a decent job, so yeah i think the moral of the stroy is if you want to get married first meet in a certain place once you get to know each other then go to where you are going to get married together.

[@jessyan1016]

Glad to know that you think the same way as I do about the end of How I met your mother xD and your story is just hilarious

[@limlik3smj]

that kimono/yukata dayum... xD lol ur stories r hilarious

[@surferbrg]

Interesting story, reasons why I'm usually on the cautious side when meeting people online.

[@sebastianmichaelis7709]

OMG she has a ring on! tell us about the ring Joey! did Robert propose? I'm so happy for you

[@catwolf14]

it could be a promise ring…or a ring that does't have any meaning to it. joey would've told us by now if she was engaged.

[@koinu]

Please make more! I love your stories ♡

[@nattyart124]

when i first watched this video, i had no idea the references, and 6 years later after binge watching how i met your mother 3 times, i now know the references XD

[@aa-gx3sg]

Barney from How I Meet Your Mother!😂

[@ValkyrieCain123]

Joey with the Blonde wig reminds me of Molly from The Walking Dead game :3

[@ReeniV]

it made me feel uncomfortable..my best friend held my hand the whole time. We stayed for five minutes if that then took off. Never again

[@kapow3676]

never in my life and i never will but if did i be like oh hell no get your asses out of my face I ain't letting all that go up in my face!!!!!!

[@laxmax_exe]

Never been, but after this story I'm actually re-evaluating it :p

[@stormyheart4732]

I snort laughed through this entire story.

[@theminiatureromantic]

Yuki? Fruits Basket? Blue Exorcist? The first two things that come to mind

[@MacLoona]

Haha I enjoy your stories Joey! Tell us more stories please :D I've never been to a strip club before. I don't intend to visit one because I know it will make me very uncomfortable

[@ChibiWagner]

That was hilarious xD I have yet to experience anything like that yet

[@insomniacprince7136]

//loudly chants "BARNEY STINSON"//

[@jor4228]

You should make more story times with joey and more videos I love watching u almost every video that u make , makes my day an dmakes me laugh

[@nonia242]

Loved it, really funny with the bf addition keep it up

[@Tara13050]

man that was a wild ride from start to finish. xD

[@AwesomeMandy]

"Well okay!" XD

[@emperormikey1661]

at 3:40 I would have been like don't you dare come near me on me on me or inside of me I don't know how that's possible but you catch my drifft

[@BoDiJyPz]

I havent seen the end of that show yet Joey!

[@cozycrisis]

I FUCKING LOVE STORY TIME!!!

[@RevolverRoss]

Wonderful Story! lmao

[@matthewshirley3429]

i laughed more than i should have to this

[@faithsteamangelmurphree8805]

I was married and my ex wanted to go to one I wasn't sure about it and then I really like it and one of the girl's told I could do the same but I didn't want too but enjoyed the show and the talk with the other lady's working there and since I'm bisexual it made me feel good just to touch them and just had fun. But that's just me Joey

[@Kira.Kitsune]

I admire you endlessly and I can't even find the words to tell you why.

[@briLOVESherBABYS]

Omg i love ur storys. Yay story time. Lol ur so awsome joey keep it up.

[@celtymaj]

hahaha ok so for my 18 birthday i came out to my family and sister took me to a strip club for my birthday and i was watching those poor girls dancing like they hated their life and i just walked out i was like nope im done im waiting in the car

[@EcilaQueen]

I'll have you know that I'm a white girl and I bursted out laughing when you talked about the rich white girl- thing. xD So true. But anyway, very interesting story. You're always so funny and creative when you tell about stuff x3

[@KawaiiSeaSalt7]

please more story time it's the best!

[@nattyart124]

Can you PLEASE do more of these :)

[@shiroshuo]

Female role as yourself : your hair is so fabulous. Reminds me of sei from dmmd

[@Jollimark]

this is one CRAZy story XD

[@thebookhito5004]

Loved your story, by the way.

[@BlooWolfy]

More story times please :D

[@shyatea-8154]

oh my god Joey. I couldn't stop laughing the whole time XD! Make more plz! ☆*:.｡. o(≧▽≦)o .｡.:*☆

[@TheOddSusie]

Nonononono! Ah please tell me that's how HIMYM ends! 8'D AHHH NO! The last episode is about to air in a few days in Scotland! Please Joey, don't let it be true I hate Robin! 8'D

[@bishpleazeimfab9363]

Does my dad stopping in the driveway at a stripclub and telling my brother, cousin, and I that it's a stripclub and driving off count?

[@DarkAngel-hw5hy]

Your awesome I just subscribed to u so I'm new :D

[@akakoharuno4482]

Awwww poor Joey, never going to a strip club ever, there's one near my house. . . I cringe at the thought o.o

[@getbacktowork2729]

3:55 hilarious!

[@isaacbastian7382]

omg I just found you and I love you ahhhhhhhhh

[@MaikoSota1]

I don't think strip clubs will ever be my thing. Highly doubt I will set foot in one. Though on a trip once some guy tried to pull me into a strip club...yeah...it was a really sketchy area of New Orleans.

[@SpacekatTommy]

Never been to a strip club. Was DJing at someones 'crib' and the "man of honor" whose birthday it was, had a really skanky girlfriend that got him a stripper that smacked the shit out of him with a whip and did nipple shots with whipped cream for $5 a shot... I did NOT partake. Ew. gross... My 2nd experience was when i watched 'lost in translation' with Bill Murray...

[@ItaloMaiaTM]

Sadly, Frozen never made it in time;

[@MyMusicxFan]

All those How I met your mother feels, Joey! WHY!! :(

[@XxVash13xX]

i have never gone to a strip club mainly cause i dont get the point of then, ya it's live action girls stripping in front of you but what makes that any different than watching porn.

[@krayolaLive]

It's like saying what's the point of going to the casino if there's online gambling

[@wpeake99]

I thought so to then I went to one cost me a fortune and nearly got my ass kicked still probably one of the best nights ever the girls where nice and gorgeous and it helps boost ur confidence, but never go by ur self, and my friend got a great story after wards

[@dominicwall1932]

There's no dicks

[@HexStickman]

I can't even stand being close to a woman my age without getting somewhat freaked out... the strip club is not my type of place...

[@SniperRed0092]

I never went to one, never do.

[@ace-ue5ui]

1:58 you are so welcome

[@Saissister]

This is hilarious

[@8253nightmare]

The first time I was in a strip club, was in Munich. my friends and I got so wasted that we somebow ended up there and first we never even realised that it was a strip club and we wondered why the waiters were half naked.xD

[@nightlife2757]

To be honest you have some crazy friends and now i will never ever i my hole life go on a stripclub never!!

[@sophierose8437]

How old are you Joey? I have been a fan for a while and I have always wanted to know

[@AliSakurai]

She just turned 28 this month.

[@laylameis631]

AliSakurai did you really just say she? Joey is a boy.

[@AliSakurai]

Layla Meisegeier she was born a girl but identifies herself as a pansexual. Go to her video when she asks her boyfriend some questions.

[@Daexii]

AliSakurai Uh, pansexuality isn't a gender identity I think you meant gender-queer.

[@laylameis631]

AliSakurai oh sorry I'm stupid

[@finnsnow2495]

Light.....I mean Joey, how old are you?

[@littlecupcakegirls]

FLORIDA!!!!!

[@stanpalmerzan4288]

i have been to strip clubs but it has been a little while since i've been to one. but i'm a typical guy that likes hot naked ladies so obviously i like strip clubs

[@Butlers4life]

Never went to one and never will

[@JudasAdorus]

That pipe really makes me want to sit in your lap. Jk this story was great. I have never been, I dont know if Id like it or not, probably not lol. Those ladies are not my type -.-

[@AliSakurai]

Do you have more stories to tell??

[@EddieDondeEstas]

I am scared my friend will force me to go to the strip club for his bachelor party when he gets married

[@imweird2983]

If they do respectively say no you don't want to go

[@surelypurfect9263]

I hear you I went to a strip club before.. I really disliked it the odd part was I went with my fucking Mom. It was so awkward and this one guy bought me a drink.. and she was like get the fuck away from her.. oh god.

[@DrawingZay]

i was wondering have you ever been in Las vegas?

[@1stcaptainraldoron538]

Nice friends:). At least they don't slap you with an actual fish when you insult their sushi making skills.

[@Rickity2345]

Wait what fish slap?

[@jackmiddleton2080]

I had a similar experience. It just wasn't my thing. You would think that the strippers would know about this kind of thing. (The friend that was dragged out) Yet, they still solicited me for lap dances over and over. The same handful of girls. Then two girls just wanted to outright have a three way with me. Pro tip: Don't dress nice. Dress like a skeeze if you want to be left alone.

[@TheHollowSpectre]

Funny story joey :D

[@Weasel399162]

I've actually never been to a strip club

[@thomast7249]

Never been to a strip club and don't intend to anytime soon. That's a nice looking pipe though, what maker is it?

[@TechnoGlowStick]

lol! funny friend!

[@dattrash1275]

Joey could you go to providence Rhode Island comicon!! Pls!! Is love to meet you!! Please!!