FIRST TIME WATCHING * Ted 2 * MOVIE REACTION!!

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Directed by : Seth MacFarlane
Stars : Mark Wahlberg , Seth MacFarlane , Amanda Seyfried , Giovanni Ribisi , Morgan Freeman
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[@iCortex1]

It wasn't Ted but my parents took me to see Team America back when it came out, they thought it was an actual wholesome puppet movie hahahaha. * I was 7 years old

[@Sneakycastro69]

Did they let you see the whole Thing?

[@iCortex1]

@Sneakycastro69 nah they made us leave at the puking scene 🤣

[@shadowoodslasher]

Wholesome 😂 just like how sausage party was a kids movie😂

[@cyberleadr]

​@iCortex1 That's after the sex scene...

[@iCortex1]

@@cyberleadr yeah apparently they covered my eyes for that part, thinking it would be the only bad part ... idk I was 7

[@hughjorg4008]

OLD SCHOOL, The 40-YEAR-OLD VIRGIN and The Wedding Crashers are three comedies that HANNAH would love. 😃

[@ChrisHaar]

Old School and Eurotrip are my go to comedies.

[@waynezo]

BOOGIE NIGHTS!!

[@hughjorg4008]

@@waynezo but Ash doesn't like Mark Wahlberg.

[@AbyssWatch3r]

Knocked up too

[@chuckiemyers]

WEDDING CRASHERS IS A MUST! Still holds up to this day

[@danebono7667]

The subtle joke of "he's the black guy in every movie" description of Samuel L Jackson...then having Morgan Freeman instead.

[@michaelanderson5301]

Post credit scene has a bloodied up Liam Neeson giving dagger eyes, limping into the store returning the box of Trix, and looking like he was betrayed by his best friend

[@lucassmith1886]

I never knew that, and just watched it. Definitely epic

[@dcalcoda]

“Ladies?” “Did I say that? No…I didn’t say that” 😂

[@seandoherty6215]

There is a Ted show that is then when they were in high school in the 80’s! It’s hilarious!!

[@jarsky]

The show is so good!

[@k3n12ock]

@@jarsky ive never seen it but it'd be cool id they reacted to it

[@Murder_34]

I was surprised...I didn't think it would be as good as the movies but its so funny...

[@Mewithabeard]

It's in the 90s dude, but yes it's great and possibly even funnier than the films 😁

[@RyneMurray23]

The Taken scene and the bit where Ted gets Donnie to dance make me cry laughing every time😂😂

[@OneEyedmm]

The Liam bit reminded me of that scene from life’s too short where he wants to get into comedy. But during the improve he just keeps saying he got aids.

[@ezelldaniels6064]

Hannah singing Lil Mama in the intro had me hollering 😂😂 That's my song such a classic. Ted 2 is a gem 💎 one of my favorite comedies 😅😅

[@pablosonic892]

Ha! Patrick Warburton in a Tick cosplay costume is a shout out to Patrick Warburton himself as he once played the titular Tick character in a short lived live action Tick show on tv years ago. This movie has Inception levels of comedy gold.

[@OneEyedmm]

I love that show so much. My favorite quote in history is from batmanuel: “Alone is an unfortunate predicament. Lone is an aesthetic choice.” 🤣

[@mattschliemann9683]

You forgot to mention the fact that Patrick's lover was played by Michael Dorn, and though you might not believe this... played Lt Worf in Star Trek The Next Generation. Who is who he was dressed as at the Comicon

[@SamSam_From]

Guys, it's not really popular, don't know why, but 'a million ways to die in the west' is another movie by seth macfarlane (Ted, family guy) and has the exact same humor. You will love it for sure and the popular reaction channels have not covered it! Be sure to put it on your watch list

[@NikkieTwix]

It’s so good !

[@JesG.]

It's hated but I see it as a guilty pleasure it's awesome

[@brubobpat]

Ash is looking more and more like that desert warrior guy from the mummy 😂😂

[@wafflehammer4725]

Oded Fehr? He was also in a few resident Evil movies I recall...and yeah Ash is looking a lot like him, just needs an Arabian stallion and he's set.

[@brubobpat]

@@wafflehammer4725 Yep thats the one! 😂 Couple of face tattoos and he is set 😂👌

[@molonlabe1509]

Good call

[@justtrustash]

Halloween costume this year is sorted 🤘🏾

[@brubobpat]

@@justtrustash Haha yes sir! 👌🤙

[@themothershiptv]

"little man is having his own I am Legend". knowing that you've seen it recently too is the cherry on the top

[@JacobG093]

I felt that way about the Star Wars jokes too haha

[@chiefautososa0328]

The Kardashian joke is probably top 3 funniest in the movie imo 😂💀

[@mamakat114]

“Sweet Caroline” is sung at every home Red Sox game at Fenway Park during the 7th Inning Stretch. It is amazing to hear. You two should come to Boston! You’d love it!!!!!❤💙

[@leephoenix4041]

I love Ash and Hannah. They have grown so close these last couple of years. It’s so tender how Ash brings out Hannah’s inner playful energy.

[@Real_Uce684]

Holy Shit, I thought it was a Voiceover in the opening until I realized it was actually Hannah’s voice😂. Straight killed it, good one Hannah.

[@scubbasteve8418]

“That’s a Call of Duty map in there”😂😭😭

[@jamezguard]

Loads of laptops at the bottom was a BRILLIANT idea lol that would have been awesome. I hope Seth Mcfarlane sees that comment.

[@jamezguard]

That's not blowin smoke up asses, that is funny.

[@donovanwillemse6592]

that was already done in family guy

[@jamezguard]

@@donovanwillemse6592 same writer

[@zymir5494]

For this video to start w her rapping Lil Mama-LipGloss is hilarious 😂

[@mamakat114]

Being from Boston, let me tell you, the Filenes Basement reference by Ted. This store in Boston was legendary. Ladies could get top quality clothing, gowns etc so cheap! The Bridal Gown sale was like what you see at Walmart at Christmas now. People(women) climbing over each other, tug of war with gowns, fist fights. It was “wicked” awesome

[@ItsSmiles1]

Got “give us the precious eyes” 😂

[@JWFas]

I loved how Patrick Warburton and Michael Dorn cosplayed as discount versions of the characters they played on TV (The Tick and Worf).

[@robertsmith4681]

Tom Brady was indeed an American football player, he was a "quarterback" for the New England Patriots team, one of the best to ever play the game.

[@marbase1son]

God damn right

[@alexdeghost2729]

You mean THE best of all time. 7 rings. And the Eagles beat him 😎

[@xxl_aydodamenace7605]

​@@alexdeghost2729 Cowboys retired him

[@Kronicdice23]

Ash says “ yeah but I know he would’ve got the Coke from the 80s and marinated it in cella” 😂😂 that couldn’t be more correct.

[@ChrisKing-e3m]

"You can LUBE IT UP, You can find a way" Your girl, should be a motivational speaker. Good advice

[@rexmorgado2128]

Me and my friend have an inside joke from this movie where whenever we see each other we both go “FRESH CAKES” 😂😂

[@DIRBL101]

Yes I did rent this & watched it with my toddler son's. They absorbed the whole movie n one sit & were thunder buddies or life thank you very much

[@Davescousemetal]

Star Trek was before Star Wars

[@danholmesfilm]

so? no one likes it lol

[@rafaeljimeno3863]

Beyond the fact that it was first, they were also so different in scope. They were incomparable. With what Disney have done, and what Bad Robot did, both franchises have been trvialized into generic action dramedies in space. But they used to both be amazing in their own ways.

[@CliveHarper-c2c]

Both are gay

[@l.piloto7964]

George Lucas said more than once how he was a Star Trek fan and was inspired to make Star Wars because of Star Trek. Trek has over 7 tv series and 12 movies. Star Trek inspired flip phones biometric security devices and high ranking military and political figures to visit the sets and order DARPA to copy and create tech based in Star Trek sci Fi tech. Not to mention almost half of the developing world's population are fans, alienating them would limit your fan base.

[@dovey9]

@@rafaeljimeno3863 Well said

[@AG-ix5po]

omg “lipgloss” randomly popped in my head yesterday and no one knew what i was singing. what a classic

[@llamasarus1]

What's interesting is that they could just edit in lines for Ted in post-production, so the actors probably don't always know what Ted is going to say at the moment of filming.

[@user-jd5ls1ro9o]

Finally someone who understood the “taken” reference lol

[@jerrybuckley8893]

Ash had me cracking up watching the first Ted 😂 you to are so perfect for each other it’s crazy. I’m jealous

[@mastixencounter]

Speaking of parents taking kids to the movies they thought was for kids. You and Hannah would have a fun time watching Suasage Party

[@tonyhoable]

Alot of idiot parents. Any parent that thinks a rated R movie is for kids should have their kids taken away

[@Lord_Baphomet_]

5:18 Hannah… you don’t just kick a teddy bear out…

[@Metal-Head155]

10:25 I'm honestly dead. This is my soul typing after it left my damn body xD

[@aegontargaryensixthofhisname]

"oh he's an american footballer" lol he's literally THE american footballer. greatest of all time.

[@lobachevscki]

The funny thing about Ash trashing Star Trek is that is that Seth McFarlane, the director/writer of this movie and the voice of Ted (and the creator/writer/voice of Family Dad) is a huge trekkie to the point the plot of this movie is based ona Star Trek New Generation episode called The Measure of a Man. McFarlane went into creating Orville which is a Star Trek parody. Ash should get into Star Trek soon, he will become a fan right away, i know so for sure.

[@theCommentDevil]

I realllllly want to do the yelling out bad suggestions at improv thing

[@jasonaugustine3370]

The Kardashian joke is the best one ever.

[@SilentBob731]

4:49 Show some respect, Son. That's Captain Worf you're speaking about. 6:25 This scene is the only reason I'm not hating on the Liam Neeson - led "Naked Gun" reboot. 10:52 Gotta give it that "Hyuk Tuh". 11:04 🤣🤣🤣 Oh no, I'm making Ash Jokes now, that's even worse than Dad Jokes.😵 13:12 Between the appearance by Maggie Geha (one of the most beautiful women on the planet) and the Kardashian Slam, this is an amazing scene.

[@Moe2You]

Shout out to Hannah for singing the “Lipgloss” song 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 Sending LOVE from NYC 🗽Love you guys! 🫶🏾🎉

[@zakarysantana2635]

“he would’ve got it in 80’s and marinated it in the cellar” about the coke was hilarious

[@k3n12ock]

hannah singing lil mama was HI-LARI-OUS

[@defyzs7657]

Best reaction channel on youtube! You guys are absolutely hilarious! Love yall keep up the good work!

[@jamiemacdonald436]

There's no Ted 3 sequel, but there's a Ted miniseries that's really good. There's also going to be a second season of it, originally there wasn't going to be.

[@genkigirl4859]

“Was that the Star Wars ship that hit him?” Im sorry you have to deal with that moment right there lol

[@Mubiki]

To put it in perspective, Tom brady is to American Football what Messi or Ronaldo are to Football. One of the greatest of all time, no questions asked. He also played for New England and won 6 championships there. They are from Boston, which is the heart of that region, so he would be even more loved. He is basically a god in that area.

[@SilentBob731]

I still don't understand why they'd go for Tom Brady's sperm...the man has deflated balls.

[@reactions5783]

It's probably surprising to Americans to realise that there are people outside of the USA who don't recognise or follow their sports legends. Many of whom could walk about virtually anonymous in many places around the world.

[@Jaa21398]

@@reactions5783 Well you could say the same thing about Euro (or wherever) sports legends in America....

[@kellymoses8566]

@@reactions5783 It really shouldn't be surprising.

[@A6GYT]

@@Jaa21398I disagree I think Messi and Ronaldo are much more famous than Tom Brady. Most Americans modern day know Messi and Ronaldo

[@filmsnat3428]

The scream sneeze is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. xD 15:41

[@clayc8115]

HEY ASH! I was an adult when Ted came out but my mom insisted we go see it with my very conservative christian grandmother. I kept telling her it wasnt a cute teddy bear movie and it was made by the creator of Family Guy... she didnt believe me and kept insisting. I finally gave up and we all went to see it. I thank God everyday that my grandmother went to the restroom right before the Garfield scene 😂😂😂

[@Gimlisbeard326]

I saw ted with my dad when it came out. We knew exactly what we were doing, I was able to get in and we had a great laugh. Awesome film 🤣

[@Zak-qh5tb]

Hey guys, we just experienced terrible landslides in Kerala, and watching your videos help ease the mind during these difficult times. Thanks for creating this amazing channel and community!

[@shanepye7078]

You two are loving the Seth McFarland stuff, you’ll love “1000 ways to die in the west” And “The Orville” - TV show

[@yourlifeisagreatstory]

I love Orville, it’s one of the shows that I’ll rewatch it’s seasons a few times a year.

[@danielshea518]

* A Million ways

[@carinadominguez22]

"No one cares about Star Trek, budget Star Wars." Seth Macfarlane actually does love Star Trek. To be more specific, there's like 10 star trek shows, and Seth loves Star Trek The Next Generation. There is even a video on youtube with Seth when he was a teenager playing Star Trek with his friends. He loves it so much he even made and starred in The Orville. Which is basically a reskin of Star Trek The Next Generation.

[@scl9671]

Literally Seth is one of the biggest Star Trek fans out there lol

[@becksimilian2955]

Not to mention the dude with Patrick Warburton is the guy that plays Warf on Star Trek Next Generation

[@carinadominguez22]

@@becksimilian2955 Oh yeah, that's true. I can't believe I missed that. Patrick Warburton also played a minor character in The Orville. He's this elephant human hybrid man.

[@mattschliemann9683]

No Michael Dorn played Worf. Whom he dressed as in the comicon scenes. Patrick played the Tick, whose he dressed as in Comicon scenes. But Patrick also is the voice of Joe in Family Guy and yes i believe he had a part in Orville.

[@mattschliemann9683]

Also Seth actually was in a couple episodes i believe it was Star Trek Voyager. Small role of a rando crew man.

[@ZenSponge]

I was 4 years old when my father took me to the theater to watch a robot movie! I was so excited. He didn’t know much about it, he’d only seen the film poster, but it looked like it had some awesome SFX, and what young father doesn’t love Sci-Fi? 20 minutes in, I watched Officer Murphy get surgically taken apart by shotguns. First his right hand, then the rest of him. Oh, after THAT nightmare he _did_ become a robot. Finally I watched the police, the good guys to my tiny 4 year old mind, attempt to take him apart again! I was traumatized. The year 1987. The movie? Robocop. Don’t worry dad, mom still doesn’t know. Not about it, OR about Starship Troopers. Thunder Buddies for life, Pops.

[@MichaelAury]

The fact that you picked up so many of the references because you watched them here in the channel is great😂

[@OneEyedmm]

I love patrick was dressed like the tick! That show was amazing.

[@indian0121]

Hannah was singing "what you know about me my lipgloss is poppin' " by lil mama. That's an old good song. Even though I'm a guy. I remember that song since what.........2003-2007? I was in high school. Holy shit that's a long time. That's more than 17 years ago 😅

[@nesshane71]

The actor (Michael Dorn) iwho plays Worf in ST:TNG is dressed top as Worf at the Comic Con

[@nglijie5716]

29:51 Classic trolling disguised as a jumpscare 🤣

[@serialkiller77]

I’m Persian and thanks for doing Ted 2 Ash. I asked for it in your first Ted reaction video and you delivered thank buddy

[@beefypugsleyschannel-kl4ru]

I was waiting for this one haha 😂😂😂 I effing love you two lmao. Always a breath of fresh air specially when feeling shit sometimes 😂😂

[@Hurbie_53]

@27:00 always cracks me up when you know that Patrick Wartburton ("Guy") and his boyfriend in this movie Michael Dorn (Rick) are dressed as characters in movies/shows that these two actual played: Wartburton playing "The Tick" and Michael Dorn of course being legendary "Worf" of Star Trek (sorry 😊)

[@ChrisKing-e3m]

In the courtroom scene: Giovanni Ribisi looks like Hunter S. Thompson (Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas) 🕶️ 🚬

[@CrashTestPilot]

Tom Brady was basically the Lionel Messi of American football. There will likely never be another one like him. The GOAT. You guys are gonna love the TV show from this year.

[@kommandohawkpictures]

Perfect placement on the starship enterprise line in this video 😂

[@soupsandwich1]

New costume idea, Ash as Ted and Hannah as a Ninja Turtle with a receding hairline.

[@RobiOne313]

“He must be a thrower “ 😂 yeah .. Tom Brady is a bit of a thrower

[@theylied1776]

People took their kids to see Team America: World Police. And there were reports of several of these families walking out. They thought it was going to be a Disney-type movie.

[@wikkedspindl]

Wasn't this movie but Zombieland. My friends and I went to see it and just as the stripper zombies were running in slow motion (yes, bitties flopping in slow motion is amazing!), but at that part an elderly couple, easily in their 60s, got up and started dragging their grandkids out with them. Apparently they thought it was going to be a kid's comedy movie.

[@TheNazT1]

You 2 are infectious ❤😂

[@ThatGuyX2]

Man of all the reactors on KZbin I'd be friends with you guys! A blast to watch films with

[@unclelink]

No one cares about Star Trek? 😂😂😂 Michael Dorn, a literal actor from the show, was in this! He even cosplayed his character!

[@danielpeckham5520]

Yeah, trek is still going strong to this day, stronger than ever actually with Discovery, Strange New Worlds and Lower Decks, oh well, some people just don't get it

[@platinumspider7859]

@@danielpeckham5520 Lower Decks just makes me cringe, Star Trek shouldn't be a Rick and Morty rip off.

[@genkigirl4859]

Seeing Michael dorn who plays worf on Star Trek…if a low quality worf costume is one of then funniest things in the world to me

[@bencotton9414]

I'm the most excited about this channel with the upcoming reactions! Goodfellas will BANG! Ash will love it!

[@anthonydean1743]

Patrick Warburton was the first live action Tick in The Tick series, and Michael Dorn was Worf in the Star Trek The Next Generation series 87-94 in Star Trek Deep Space Nine series 95-99 ( also like to add that the woman from the adoption agency was also in DS9 series), as well as 4 Star Trek movies Star Trek: Generations 94, First Contact 96, Insurrection 98, & Nemesis 02, and in the Star Trek: Picard series in 2023. Dorn was also in Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country in 1991 but was playing a different character since the movie takes place decades before The Nesxt Generation series start.

[@Edmasterz]

"I'm so hungry I might pass out." 😆😆😆

[@mcm4point2o]

the actor that plays Donny has one of the best performances in Saving Private Ryan he's the medic

[@black_rose3148]

First off Hannah singing in the beginning had me singing, also you should definitely check out the Ted Tv series

[@pjbarney9580]

they had me sold at the jay leno joke... the tom Brady jokes... and the Kardasian jokes

[@gutsoverfear5048]

Keep watching comedy movies, man. It's fun to see people's reaction to our favorite movies. Hannah's hairstyle in this reaction is very cute Cheers

[@steamro11r]

Tiffany sings "I Think We're Alone Now" not Sinéad O'Connor

[@danracz6297]

It actually goes deeper on that track.. the original group that did it originally was Tommy James and the Shondells who also did the song Crimson and Clover

[@drockherb2073]

Best line of both ( maybe all) movies…. Grrrr Mondays 😂😂

[@Kadarello]

25:49 Donny's son became Taylor Lautner the last part...😂

[@bradywilkins4202]

I was brought to that movie when I was younger by my parents, thinking it wasn’t gonna be that bad… and man we’re they wrong 😂

[@Elstunna_]

Donnie didn’t escape from prison, in the first movie they said they dropped the charges because the judge thought it was dumb he kidnapped a teddy bear

[@businesssecretsofthepharao8901]

In the fight at the convention a Peter Griffin lookalike fights a giant chicken.

[@rishavnautiyal4334]

“And the new SUPERMAN is ….. JONAH HILL”

[@aranerem5569]

Hilarious. Mark Wahlberg in that scene

[@ct6852]

That ninja turtle doing that dance to Tiffany has been burned in my memory since this came out.

[@Schacal6666]

4:08 Haha your right Hanna, but pls don’t. Your authenticity is what makes you the best and uniquest of all the reaction KZbinrs

[@nilocblue]

I'm kinda sad because I'll never get to meet you both since you seem like such fun people to hang out with. I live in Canada, but maybe one day I'll visit the UK.

[@LegendaryLu119]

lmfaooooo "they do crazy shots and stuff, dont worry about it"

[@Myles720]

The Ted tv show is fantastic as well and doesn’t hold back which was a fear of mine but Seth did an incredible job and it broke screaming records. Please consider watching it as Season 2 is coming too

[@pallenda]

16:30 hehe spay bottle laugh :) Love the reaction!

[@felixwilliams5713]

My whole family sat down to watch the original ted trailer when it came out, i was the oldest out of the 3 kids. I was 9... LOL

[@CharlieThomas-u4y]

6:29 Greatest Cameo 🤣

[@jasonregister3494]

They're raggin on Star Trek and don't realize that a couple of people who acted on ds9 are in the movie. Worf and Keira 😂

[@Björn-c5w]

As a big fan of Star Trek, I want an apology from you.

[@teeraudi]

😂😂😂 grow up

[@HalkerVeil]

It's like the judging of the TED cover. He doesn't know what it is yet. Plus it requires an interest in extrapolated science and theory to really get into it.

[@Welshryu]

29:58 When Hannah becomes a Velociraptor

[@eevvee8831]

my entire family went to see the sausage party thinking it was a pixar movie. it was a family day and ohhh boyy us siblings had a great time to actually experience getting high without getting high. our parents though - my mom cried watching ingredients being chopped.

[@ICESTORM5150]

SO good ! We need more TED !!!🐻