Jeff Goldblum Says He Likes to Be Called Daddy While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones

Jeff Goldblum is known for his roles in films like The Fly, Jurassic Park, and Independence Day, and you can catch him in The Mountain, which is headed to the Venice Film Festival. But how is he with spicy food? Find out as the beloved actor and style icon faces down the (vegan) wings of death in a very special Season 6 finale. As he clambers up spice mountain, Goldblum breaks down Jurassic Park lore, discusses his spiritual encounter with Quavo, and delivers the first "11 out of 10 Goldblums" rating of his life.
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Episode 12
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[@FirstWeFeast]

THUMBS UP IF JEFF GOLDBLUM IS ZADDY

[@Mikhail_Malekov935]

Jeff uhh gold uhh blum .

[@MADPoltergeist]

First We Feast fix his name in the title. Jeff Goldbum

[@LaserFoxProductions]

I want Goldbum!

[@JaredInSpace]

Gold...bum?

[@henryrobinson5792]

listen to me, need this. i... i... i just need to have this win. who here likes chop suey? me, obviously! i love noodle cream ps. zane is my great aunt wilma...

[@matthewmayhem9213]

Jeff Goldblum is what Marijuana smokes.

[@TESSCO2]

Genuinely the most appropriate reaction to this episode.

[@xdami4nx]

*You are a true poet my man*

[@zhm96]

That....actually makes sense

[@vickiking7627]

Dude. Good one.

[@soppero]

Best comment of 2019, hands down.

[@daviamorim]

Jeff Goldblum teeters on the edge of the abyss where charm becomes madness.

[@zenmasterwannabe]

Perfect encapsulation of him. Perfect.

[@aaronre29]

So true!

[@SomethingSeemsOff]

exactly! He’s so agreeable and nice it makes me uncomfortable.

[@dm6801]

My favorite place to be

[@beautifulneverending]

Well... He IS a certified genius.

[@danforrest7765]

Jeff is definitely on the knife edge between genius and clinically insane. Fascinating human

[@williamc4221]

😂😂

[@lukeluke7082]

Eccentric

[@madlark8458]

I'd love to see Jeff in a David Lynch movie.

[@kristenlegg4223]

And he would take this as a humorous compliment 😆

[@marksoliz6546]

You don’t interview The Goldblum, you just sit across from him and enjoy the ride 😆

[@tonyarc9455]

Agreed!

[@red1387]

😁 LET'S GO!

[@delisalevy]

Oh, I thought Jeff was bugging him out, lol!

[@crazyhorse9556]

I would love to enjoy that ride.

[@lucienoon7262]

he just blooms gold in interviews

[@JackTheBus]

Jeff Goldblum is the most confusing yet intriguing human being I have ever seen.

[@emersonvae]

i agree

[@JM-fo1te]

*Life finds a way*

[@jordanbridges]

@@JM-fo1te *uh

[@wisdomntshalintshali3296]

Him and Russell Brand. But I swear he will make anything sound delightful. Gosh I love this guy

[@GnastyRaider]

Foreal foreal

[@pockoclock228]

How can someone be so down to earth yet so completely way out there at the same time?

[@paxonite-7bd5]

Style

[@shyguydahvulture282]

Hes fucking baked like hes here physically but not mentaly

[@NDJunction]

have you seen his legs? how can something that thin support so much above? we'll never know. its awesome #silliness

[@moldoveanu8]

Weed

[@shyguydahvulture282]

@@moldoveanu8 is gods medicine #imhighasf

[@1234567890sunshine]

Jeff hasn't broken character in 25 years

[@skateranddancer]

1234567890sunshine you read my mind 🤣

[@judethenekogamer3651]

Except for the time he spit on alex jones

[@savagedragon79]

Or he's never acted?

[@Kinobambino]

Exactly

[@nataliew.365]

Baha! 👏

[@JayDagny]

My highest of compliments to the editing crew. It must be hard to cut six hours of content down to 30 minutes

[@pineappleice100]

I was just thinking the same haha

[@crazyhorse9556]

😂😂😂

[@tiffanytupper8983]

That's a lot of time wow!😅

[@andreapareti324]

I'm willing to bet the unedited version of this interview is probably 6 hours.

[@chefdean7257]

Release the Snyd . . .er, the Goldblum Cut !

[@allrequiredfields]

Aaaaand I'd watch it.

[@c1audius]

Andrea Pareti Conan would agree

[@andreapareti324]

@@allrequiredfields So would I.

[@jeramiet154]

I want to like this comment, but it is at 420 and I don't want to change it.

[@brrehbock1]

He's somehow wholesome and strangely erotic all at once.

[@corbeau-_-]

he seems to be relaxed an at peace, no matter what. He stays calm, like nothing can hit him. Confident too. It's not that strange to get enthralled by that. I wonder if he has fears hiding inside.

[@v.e2035]

Accurate

[@VanMorgue]

A perfect description

[@brandonswanson6446]

@@corbeau-_- Honestly hes probly high as a mf at any given moment, think about it lol

[@Debland1989]

Yes this is truth

[@j.h.181]

Goldblum makes love to every minute of his life.

[@ChristinaMoralesMindfuqed]

J. H. I want what he’s having

[@mr.nobody9697]

Thats something we should all strive for.

[@j.h.181]

@@mr.nobody9697 ...what about that feeling that while I admire him I truly know I can never be like him?

[@JimmyB2772]

This is the perfect way to describe him hahaha

[@LoddyDah]

He really does. So genuine. #Lifegoals

[@xx3rdworldninjaxx]

Jeff is always so aloof and just seems like he has absolutely no cares, focused enough to answer a question but unfocused enough to make you question if he's actually paying attention

[@JefferyGoldblum]

Thanks so much for your kind word it softens my heart. Your support over the years has kept me going in my carreer. I hope you don't stop supporting me. I'm really blessed to have you as one of my fan and from now henceforth, you're one of my favorite fans. Much love from me to you.

[@corross]

I'm starting to think Jeff Goldblum has never acted in his life. He just gets given scripts and he reads them however he likes and then takes his pile of money and goes to a jazz club.

[@violetmelon]

corross 😂

[@TheSpurion]

I think that's pretty accurate

[@Neeshpeesh123]

What a life!! 😂

[@RottedDollface]

🤣👍

[@pnutqpublic]

similar to the Christopher Walken acting style yet somehow also nothing like it.

[@Williearmhole]

Keanu Reeves needs some spicy wings and an interview in his life

[@GathererThompson]

Not sure if he's allowed to show weakness, though..

[@joniahdemarco3371]

I hate how right you are. That would almost be as epic as the Gordon Ramsey piece. But isn't Keanu vegan or something?

[@Hadrian77]

@@joniahdemarco3371 that's why they use vegan wings like the ones right here lol...also the natalie portman one had vegan wings too

[@TheKnuckleneck]

@@GathererThompson If Keanu came on, he'd FAKE showing weakness, to make us all feel good about ourselves. He's a giver.

[@VildhjartaFanGurl]

Here here

[@tneprescintr]

I feel like Jeff Goldblum default interaction with life in general is flirtation.

[@ajnode]

He flirts with being an insufferable douchebag at all times.

[@Michael-ki5oz]

@@ajnode he's just living it up, chill

[@albanianfish]

I think you mean daddy goldblum

[@Michael-ki5oz]

@@albanianfish I think you mean Spicy Zaddy Goldblum

[@albanianfish]

@@Michael-ki5oz oh shit you right

[@snazzoid]

Jeff Goldblum is unreachable levels of coolness

[@do1647]

Totallllly ❤

[@zeppelin7752]

he's the only person who simultaneously charms and deeply disturbs me

[@laobejanegra926]

THIS 💯! 😅

[@leonaff4302]

I'm surprised the stories about him haven't surfaced in the mainstream yet. Give it time though. #himtoo

[@Gabrosoft]

Max AFF oh shut up

[@leonaff4302]

@@Gabrosoft You heard it here first...

[@BucksPackersBrewers]

Max AFF Stop seeking attention.

[@bryaneberly3588]

"I like the way you talk." I would melt if Mr Goldblum ever said that to me

[@gabrielibowen1]

I was looking for a comment like this. 💯% agree. That's the greatest complement ever. Right up there with Russell Brand

[@MrBepis-qx5ye]

Bryan Eberly I’d cum in my pants

[@tucci06]

@@dumbeldore9067 What are you from an 80's horror movie?

[@schnoz2372]

Same 100%

[@businessmanperson7874]

Ok bryan

[@Melospizia]

I love the way he just shows Sean his teeth out of nowhere, followed by “I like the way you talk.” I feel like he’s an alien being and he’s still learning how to be human.

[@loganslinky2204]

Megan Miller no we’re just all learning to be him

[@DB-xo6xh]

time stamp please

[@kyndramb7050]

I feel like Conan was joking about this in the podcast.

[@bunnygutz7884]

Earth girls are easy. Just watched it and omg I will gladly call Jeff daddy

[@dustedpinstripes]

hes a pod person remember

[@amberghinni]

Sean seems so overwhelmed lol. Pay attention to how often he leans back or rocks back and forth. He's trying his hardest to keep it tight with his self soothing. Jeff is amazing and big energy but it can also be overwhelming to some.

[@isabelsnaith510]

Exactly what I come here to write. He absolutely drained me, I find him overwhelming. Positive but draining 😢

[@pickledjesus517]

I was surprised to not see more comments about this!!! I was thinking I’d never seen Sean look so uncomfortable

[@brucelee7782]

because jeff is a higher being haha

[@lizlange917]

Only Conan O’Brien can truly harness his golden quirky energy

[@KINDaf]

​@@brucelee7782Emphasis on the "higher" part! Ha!

[@dcross0616]

Let's be honest - Jeff Goldblum exists in a very specific plane of existence where it's okay to intricately study and compliment your teeth without it being creepy. Total daddy

[@zombiedrumma]

*Z A D D Y*

[@HaikatrineKat]

What's the scoville level of Jeff Goldblum talking about his wife in sneakers? Cuz it's about a thousand degrees in here.

[@JadeDude1973]

That look on his face!

[@iconicbeauty07]

That convo was intense 😅

[@jakenewcomb8897]

HaikatrineKat that was so odd hahahaha

[@citrinestone6884]

I lowkey felt like I was intruding on his inner thoughts. It made me uncomfortable and hot 😅

[@nicoles7800]

His wife was an Olympian!

[@aaron4241]

I feel like he's on some drug that was developed just for him.

[@chipixie]

THUMB he IS some drug developed just for US!!!

[@weishenmejames]

did you get that when he mentioned taking in another man's " essence"

[@TheSupart91]

its called chaos theory

[@84Elenai]

He is. It's called a "personality". Love him!

[@ElTurbinado]

@Aaron lol; best description of him i've ever read

[@alyciabermea1422]

Jeff Goldblum has such a unique and quirky personality in the most wonderful way. Most actors will jokingly cuss at the host when their mouth is on fire. But Jeff's reaction, "How dare you!" 😄

[@JefferyGoldblum]

Thanks so much for your kind word it softens my heart. Your support over the years has kept me going in my carreer. I hope you don't stop supporting me. I'm really blessed to have you as one of my fan and from now henceforth, you're one of my favorite fans. Much love from me to you.

[@powspeechless8106]

his mouth wasn’t on fire because he didn’t eat any of the wings lol

[@spongebuddy009]

I'll never forget when he posted a picture of his dad on father's day and captioned it "even zaddies have daddies!" I screamed lmao 😂

[@realcokemilk]

no way this is real 🤣😂

[@spongebuddy009]

@@realcokemilk yep i just went back and found it, he actually wrote "even zaddies have fathers! 😉" it was fathers day last year

[@samdaman916]

What's does zaddie mean?

[@spongebuddy009]

@@samdaman916 it's basically the same as calling some hot "daddy" but you put a Z in the front for some reason 😂

[@JefferyGoldblum]

Thanks so much for your kind word it softens my heart. Your support over the years has kept me going in my carreer. I hope you don't stop supporting me. I'm really blessed to have you as one of my fan and from now henceforth, you're one of my favorite fans. Much love from me to you.

[@IVIegadude]

*takes bite* yugh *cough* augh that's terrible! Ah, that's horrible! ... For heaven's sakes. How dare you! hahahahaha Pretty good. I like it. It's provocative yet mmm, mmyet accessible.

[@InevitableBeef]

10/10 Goldblums

[@myprsnlaccnt]

Always positivr

[@ashleymcgovern1822]

I read this by accident as it happened 😂😂😂 brilliant

[@aripent]

This post can only be read mentally in the voice of Jeff goldblum

[@jlgbird]

Oddly I was at that part when i started reading this comment and i was like whoa maybe im too high😂😂😂

[@saidoterodiseno]

I don't know how he can be so focused yet so scattered at the same time

[@bonnie92553]

Omg perfect wording to describe him😂

[@NickSalvation]

psychedelics lol

[@suribuxton9079]

He took some potent acid in the 80s and has never sobered up lmao 😂

[@TheMrrbrts]

It’s the gift of ADHD and high IQ.

[@ClintMoody]

Jazz

[@andrewclark7080]

I know this is really late. Jeff is one of the greatest and most humble actors I have ever seen. Just simply perfect in everything he does

[@andamanDJbase]

Yes, you're late. You treat this place like a hotel, showing up to leave your comments whenever you please. Your mother and I are very disappointed

[@andrewclark7080]

@@andamanDJbase father!? Is it really you!?

[@andamanDJbase]

@@andrewclark7080 😅

[@JefferyGoldblum]

Thanks so much for your kind word it softens my heart. Your support over the years has kept me going in my carreer. I hope you don't stop supporting me. I'm really blessed to have you as one of my fan and from now henceforth, you're one of my favorite fans. Much love from me to you.

[@citrischips1914]

Sean: asks question about Pittsburgh’s food Jeff: I like your funny words magic man

[@AshOzer]

Lol

[@m_gwb]

lmao why did this make mw laugh so hard

[@Xander_P.G.K]

Ha ha ha. Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys... Woah!!

[@ballsofsalsa01]

laughing to this in JK's voice

[@Muskateering]

@@m_gwb cuz it's 💯% Jeff

[@Hello-iv7fm]

"i like your gestures" "you got nice teeth" " i like the way you talk" he's trynna set you up with his non-existent daughter.

[@millkybee7929]

Nah Jeff’s tryna hit

[@jjhassy]

Millkybee jeff gotta be bi

[@millkybee7929]

jjhassy i don’t think jeff would even label himself. he probably just does whatever

[@jjhassy]

Millkybee true that

[@IMMAEATYA]

Ahmed Hakim nah, it’s just that literally everything is a sensual experience with The Goldblum

[@cluelessbeats]

"I like the way you talk" coming from Jeff Goldblum, that's high praise indeed

[@Dog3D]

considering he talks like he's making love all the time, it is indeed high praise

[@NDJunction]

22:29 - when the next hot sauce is like...yeah, you're too hot for meeeee

[@jasonwhyttes1679]

I have a feeling it was more of a nod to the attentiveness that the host gives in his questions.

[@mariobros4328]

@@jasonwhyttes1679 nice try, seans #548 alt account

[@ParanoidYoshi]

I don't feel like people appreciate him enough for who he is. An elder statesman of Hollywood, a historian for it, a guy who feels like antiquated Old Hollywood and yet is constantly fresh.

[@JefferyGoldblum]

Thanks so much for your kind word it softens my heart. Your support over the years has kept me going in my carreer. I hope you don't stop supporting me. I'm really blessed to have you as one of my fan and from now henceforth, you're one of my favorite fans. Much love from me to you.

[@sithic2241]

@@bigfrankie98it’s a bot buddy, an impersonator

[@ollie241189]

People say Jeff Goldblum is weird but it’s evident he just appreciates and respects everyone and everything and is an absolute pleasure of a human being!

[@orangecloud8820]

ollie241189 whoever says Jeff is weird because he or she is not smart enough to understand Jeff

[@RDR911]

@@orangecloud8820 Whoever calls him weird just doesn't understand how respectful and nice he is. (and also a bit weird, but aren't we all?)

[@himynameisdavenicetomeetyou]

He is weird, but in his case that's nothing but complimentary. He isn't like other people, and particularly like a lot of other celebrities, so that is, by definition, weird. However, his weirdness manifests in striking attentiveness, odd yet charming anecdotes, an unusual cadence of speech that draws you in, a desire to connect with those around him, a lack of concern for external judgement, etc. All lovely things.

[@nobletom1848]

@@himynameisdavenicetomeetyou Holy Hell you said it very well

[@zZParabellumZz]

Not religious people though.

[@theoriginalsangster1570]

Please post the uncut 8-hour version of this interview

[@cepillo310]

The Original Sangster YESSSS

[@danieltruax7005]

Word. 11 GoldBUMs to YOU, fine sir.

[@danieltruax7005]

Sorry, maam. Fine maam.

[@deenad3562]

OD on JG!😄😄

[@theoriginalsangster1570]

Daniel Truax gender is overrated

[@jayfergee_]

I love how Jeff Goldblum doesn’t even finish his sentences and yet still manages to sound like the most intelligent human being ever😂😂

[@theycallmealex454]

Lmao If you say it with confidence anything will sound good

[@vaughnlcoleman]

it’s because we already know he’s extremely intelligent lol.

[@ayoutubegirl5933]

I had just finished telling myself that hes speaks so well using a wide variety of vocabulary. Example: at 14:30 Then comes 14:40 hahahaha had be cracking up!

[@ivandaniel08]

It is called to be “pedant”

[@leechang1294]

Jeff Goldblum is the ONLY one we don’t care at all if he nibbles, and we almost wouldn’t have it any other way. He’s so classy.

[@GothicOctopus]

Jeff Goldblum is the only one we respect just for being him. Man is a legend to the point of being a cryptid.

[@saradeforest561]

"I'm not trying to overdramatize this, but that was alarming"

[@snaggiz]

SDFComedy Put that on a T-shirt

[@pyro2020]

LMAO you know its serious when someone says that

[@last7509]

sonny

[@Cornbreadfed82]

SDFComedy The best quote ever.

[@MetalizedButt]

But in all seriousness he can really take his spicy food like a boss

[@sventhehuman1253]

I feel like Jeff Goldblum is the epitome of introverts who had to adapt to survive.

[@SkipChylark]

Either him or Keanu Reeves.

[@CristianLopez-io7tl]

I agree 100,000,000 percent

[@Bobban]

that has to be it, you are correct

[@andrew2723]

Life... Uh, finds a way...

[@OGM_OriginalGameMusic]

Thats a very interesting analogy actually! Not thought about him in that way

[@glysiagretz9350]

Jeff Goldblum talking about his wife--dear god man, I was not ready

[@lynnwilhoite6194]

Ikr?! It was almost as though we were eavesdropping on a private moment!😁

[@t45tt4tr]

Amazing..

[@Commander_Shepard.]

I wanted to see host's reaction to it lol

[@vonnersify]

That was amazing. I wish my husband spoke of me that way

[@Commander_Shepard.]

@@vonnersify What the f...

[@CDNSnowDay]

Sean seems like he was intimidated by Jeff's strong and eccentric personality. What a guy haha. He just seems like he lives and that's all.

[@cookiesarelikecream]

Fr Sean was such a dud here. Dude has no charisma compared to Jeff and was so robotic with his questions. Couldn’t banter with him. I don’t really watch this show but they could use a fresher host

[@reedmassengill9822]

@@cookiesarelikecreammaybe you should continue to not watch

[@shannajoy1821]

​@cookiesarelikecream he was just star struck is all

[@benford165]

Jeff: “I like the way you talk”, no Jeff, we like the way you talk

[@snickle1980]

No You're breathtaking!

[@HyDroStormy]

Mhm I like the way you too talk boy.sling blade came to my head as soon as I heard him say it

[@snickle1980]

@@HyDroStormy I like them french fried pertaters.

[@snickle1980]

@@HyDroStormy Hm...They turned me loose from the nervous hospital...Said I was well...

[@HyDroStormy]

@@snickle1980 your just a boy you ort not talk thata way.🤣

[@deandupree2982]

Jeff Goldblum eats wings like Squidward ate his first krabby patty.

[@allistrata]

OMFG I shit you not, I was thinking the SAME THING!

[@michelleyepesmejia4679]

Dean Dupree Hahahahahaa absolutely perfect comparison

[@MBIRTIRoma]

Top comment

[@PlyrMava.]

You like Beyond Insanity, don't you, Goldblum?

[@mundaneamazing]

You got me dyin'! 😆😆😆

[@kstephenson5857]

Dude Jeff Goldblum is the highest sober man I have ever seen; truly he is more god than man

[@Psykel]

Google ”high on life” and Jeff Goldblum will be the top result.

[@monkadelic13]

he did it you son of a bitch HE DID IT they dont even have a script for Jeff. they say... just talk dude......

[@IRVDawg]

He was one damn good Actor in Jurassic Park, that's like the best movie in history

[@joshuahobbs1345]

He is queer, not God ya dipshit

[@spacemomsdaughter3549]

@@joshuahobbs1345 how very enlightened of you

[@pritt871]

I’ve done my fair share of interviewing, and I don’t know if I could handle an interview with Jeff Goldblum. Well done, Sean. This is a tour de force when the opportunity presents itself.

[@derangedband]

there could be a 10 hour audiobook of Jeff just rambling about anything and id totally buy it xD

[@doberdawgs4me]

He should read the dictionary lol I'd listen to it

[@EvanFMusic]

@@doberdawgs4me 😆

[@cyndymcfarlin8537]

I am absolutely down

[@derangedband]

@@cyndymcfarlin8537 I just discovered the show 'the world according to Jeff goldblum' which is pretty much that! xD

[@Irish381]

Advanced copies are flying off the shelves!

[@TheASMRAngel]

Jeff is an absolute delight to watch, he’s got such an eccentric character.

[@hockey4me1929]

Jeff Goldbloom is what Jim Cary would be if he never did dmt

[@redroots3103]

I'm sure you'd still put him to sleep with that architect video. So soothing 😴

[@ryanpeters1353]

Ya till he gives you some lean and fingers u....

[@ApolloOfTheSun7]

I was just gonna say, I can just watch him talk and never get bored lol.

[@The_meyukim1tsaki]

Jeff gold daddy😏😚🎂

[@CatLadyFitness]

His rapport. His hair. His voice. His charisma. His shirt looking like my mother's Thanksgiving day tablecloth. GOLDBLUM CAN DO. NO. WRONG. *EVER*. Side note - Sean, you working out? Either that or the denim shirt is in your favor.

[@basstrammel1322]

Side side note: No hoodie?? Am disappoint.

[@98vwgolf]

if you like this pretentious bullshit this was the most bland interview ever.

[@loovecraft]

Oooh baby I smell *oppinion*

[@GoatOfTheWoods]

The Moeller Yeah, i kinda tend to agree. Also , Sean got a little buffed

[@TheSaltySeaman]

He is perfect and everyone can shut up.

[@wahsdarb1013]

"Oh that's terrible, oh that's horrible...for heaven's sake-how dare you..." I could listen to this man talk all day 😂

[@ross011101]

I love how Jeff Goldblum only ever compliments

[@acbeaumo]

He loves everything and everyone. You too!

[@djstrongarmgmail]

Living in a constant state of gratitude...living meditation.

[@Josiah_Cornett]

I feel like Jeff Goldblum is genuinely interested in every aspect of life and in every person he meets. He’s a very fascinating person to watch

[@nicholasricks2497]

I feel like hes just super fucking awkward after this

[@fionagallagherapologist5968]

right i love him

[@smokinbones1618]

He's just an alien... 👽 We all live here on this little planet. He's just a one of a kind leader of one of the peaceful and intelligent alien races. 🖖

[@chuleta1976]

I read a story about a woman who met him and when she introduced herself to him, he said "of course you are". She felt really intrigued until she heard Goldbloom say the same thing to someone else. But he seemed very genuine.

[@md-s7221]

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[@briannavarrete49]

Jeff Goldblum looks like a dentist that hums a random song while fixing your cavity

[@louwaars]

lol

[@Obelixlxxvi]

Hahaha!

[@jameschauvet3140]

lmao!

[@xmeatlessx]

Oh my god he actually looks EXACTLY like a white version of my dentist! I’m even sure my dentist has that shirt!

[@Somebody9666]

Brian Rosado Damn... i now wanna see a movie about a dentist starring Goldblum

[@williameubanks858]

On a bad day, when your brother is at the hospital. When you have very little reason to smile. I found that this got me to laugh a little, while I was trying to distract my mind for a moment. Thank you both for always being so awesome.

[@nickdunehew5999]

It's always good to find the funny if you can. Ya gotta find the funny. Even if just for a little while. Hope all is well.

[@italoblu]

I hope your brother is better, William.

[@lennylikesmusic]

I hope things are better for you and your brother

[@gregfam7380]

Wishing you and your brother the best and hope all is well. :)

[@FCInternazionale1145]

Jeff was literally himself in Ragnarok

[@steelsaber54]

Jeff is literally himself in everything

[@ebon5357]

In Jeff Goldbloom voice: “Take to the skies, bring them down”

[@Private-lw1td]

Lord of thunder!

[@TooBigToHide]

My first thought exactly just 5 mins into the interview! NiCE!

[@mikeciappetta300]

The only reason I love the movie Ragnarok is Jeff!!! Besides him I'm not into the superhero stuff...

[@cryalot378]

XD I died when: Jeff: "You've got nice teeth too, look at that!" Sean: "I actually don't." Jeff: **frowns and puts his glasses on for closer inspection**

[@marshmallowk]

It’s funnny bc he has veneers now 😂 idk but Sean got more attractive as he’s grown on the show

[@JaphletBA]

And then the next line: "I see it..." 😂

[@oliviaburd3]

That last monologue from Jeff when the show was supposed to be over is the hardest I've laughed in years........ hahaha

[@chai4029]

I want Jeff to whisper _fantastic_ to me as I fall asleep

[@thetyrantbaryonyx7634]

I want him to whisper Life uhh...finds a way until I fall asleep

[@juliawarren5979]

O my gosh I came upon this at the exact second he said fantastic😂

[@moonbeam4016]

Catapillo absolutely terrifying

[@gbuddah]

@@juliawarren5979 ME TOO! haha!

[@jacksuggh8664]

Dude same!

[@yogiyoda]

I’d pay money to see Goldblum and Christopher Walken have an in depth conversation. Such weird and interesting characters.

[@SophiaNormantas.]

YES

[@SophiaNormantas.]

And Russell brand. There would be no dry eye from laughing

[@Lalo_thr]

OMG somebody needs to make this happen

[@rlvixen]

yogiyoda I would sit there ALL DAY!!!!!

[@LightningStriker1]

I'd pay money for that actually

[@Chrisarch117]

I just realized that Jeff wasn't acting in Thor Ragnarok

[@toastytoastgod]

I think most of his lines where improvised

[@Mutantcy1992]

Most of the film was improvised, and pretty much all of his character was.

[@marktilton7964]

@@bobshagit9503 wot?

[@PanzerMold]

"I love the game, I love any kind of game!" Sounds like the Grandmaster to me!

[@GeziTheory]

me too my guy

[@MonteCarlo111]

He talks like a serial killer, museum curator, poet, romantic, professor and comedian all in one.

[@ericburton3255]

Did Jeff just lust after his wife on air?! That was so cool

[@suziscoolerthanpluto]

Jeff Goldblum eating those wings is that meme of squidward biting a krabby patty

[@bheibiieboo]

Was literally about to say this! 😂😂

[@idpzk99]

Damn bro, your comment made them make an insta post with the meme 😂💀

[@leontrotsky8676]

Weird Al Yankovic was worse.

[@jonbowles7348]

Yeah dude she be on the wall of shame. Pathetic ass bites. Almost non bites. He just smelled the wings.

[@aichanbainsidhe33]

I am so ashamed that this comment made me do this, but it deserves it and beyond

[@vigodatopia2229]

Jeff is out of his mind in the greatest way possible

[@sandycheeks9342]

Can you imagine sitting in a room with him and Walken?

[@chadfungus]

He really is like that and owns his weirdness, so much respect.

[@user-nx7mk9rf8m]

Him and Maria Bamford.

[@jaydelcid6260]

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[@whittierkuhnsto9843]

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[@trollcrusher2452]

I love Jeff Goldblum. He is so NOT like anyone else. He is an original treasure.

[@CJ_horror83]

You don’t interview Jeff Goldblum. You experience him ! He is a delight to watch as always, truly genuine and unique

[@najwaflowers8038]

100%

[@Rogge73]

The same could be Said about Robin Williams

[@busload_uk]

I wish I could bottle up Jeff's happiness and wear it as cologne. I'd never be sad again.

[@dvo66]

Release the uncut version. Everyone Spam it. we need more Goldblum.

[@atom0824]

Yes

[@Falcrist]

Isn't Goldblum jewish? Every version would be a cut version. :D

[@juniorsolis2010]

@@Falcrist bwahaha

[@Lady_Crispr]

Uncut Jeff Goldbum? Pretty sure that can't be undone. Happens at birth. :P

[@ForEverydayPeople]

Absolutely. He cannot be contained by 30 mins

[@ktay9187]

God i have always had the biggest crush on Goldblum while simultaneously feeling like I’m listening to a conversation my grandpa is having and I’m always left SO CONFLICTED

[@moonshinemarsh]

Loool 😂 this is so accurate.

[@marijnaapjuh]

I give this video 11 Goldblums out of a possible 10 Goldblums.

[@normamelton6566]

Marijn Heijke Not feeling his wee whittle baby nibbles.

[@chrisf84]

Da Bomb: unrated :P

[@stricklandpropane7090]

Why? He didn't even try to eat the wings, it's plain ridiculous.

[@normamelton6566]

I agree. Lame sauce

[@OscarGeronimo]

@@chrisf84 "Smell like my momma's big toe""Taste like yo momma's big toe also."

[@Brokes9]

Jeff could be a god at making podcasts honestly

[@Revvelation]

My goal is to reach 170 subs before the end of the month I'm on 167... anyone?

[@milltenn1422]

Pbounds absolutely, just they way he says stuff is amazing. He’s interesting to listen to

[@beththewicca]

Daddy, uh, finds a way.

[@christianreyna5270]

Joy Catenaro nice fuckin thighs

[@seal2721]

You sure can call me daddy

[@Darthplastic]

I just laughed for 3 solid minutes. Best god damned comment ever.

[@IKIGAIofficial]

You won. 👏🏼

[@user-mb9nm7bq5e]

Lmao love that comment

[@eleanorpye_]

honestly jeff is such a lovely bundle of fun :)

[@JefferyGoldblum]

Thanks so much for your kind word it softens my heart. Your support over the years has kept me going in my carreer. I hope you don't stop supporting me. I'm really blessed to have you as one of my fan and from now henceforth, you're one of my favorite fans. Much love from me to you.

[@ambersather7460]

​@JefferyGoldblum dude...it's getting super cringey you responding to everyone's comment...

[@InFlamesor12]

Iam convinced Jeff is an alien that liked it so much on earth, he stayed and enjoys the spoils of life on earth. That and he hasn't broken a character for his whole life, lmao.

[@jaynapickett618]

I concur💯, he's otherworldly....

[@blink182topfan]

Agreed

[@atomichabanero9101]

earth girls are easy dude

[@wenonamatthews807]

@@atomichabanero9101 thank you .. This the one.. They don't know Jeff JEFF😂😂😍😍😂😂

[@jerelferguson6139]

Completely agree!!!!

[@JB-gi5ph]

Jeff Goldblum describing getting turned on by his wife's orthopedic shoes is the greatest thing I've ever watched!!!

[@xPLAxGUEx]

I was coming here to say this 😂😂 his eyes 🤤😣😂

[@mr.throes8148]

It made me very uncomfortable glad this wasn’t what my parents walking into me watching lol

[@bobstone9719]

it was awkward and arousing at the same time

[@Carlo12345689]

Dead ass was just about to say this

[@fabulousk8]

He’s married?!?!? NOOOOO

[@tomatoanus]

i would, uh, prefer it if you called me, ehm, daddy

[@yuilalahmm6304]

We're still waiting to see if Ian is Korean or not.

[@TvojaMAMA77]

He seems like the nicest person you will ever meet. I'm actually in awe.

[@modelcitizen1977]

"I like the way you talk." What an enormous compliment coming from him.

[@SubBubz]

That's what I thought too.

[@jpaxonreyes]

You better smash Laurice and Antonina now.

[@PaolaKassa]

Jeff Goldblum being Jeff Goldblum for 32 minutes straight

[@omery235]

U mean Dr. Malcom right?? Yes I'm a jurrasic park fan.

[@DPir1320]

I'm thinking every role he's ever played is just Jeff being Jeff

[@hbhtcr5707]

The way Jeff just automatically starts shaking a bottle with Sean not knowing what was happening andhsbshdhshd

[@princevegeta1647]

I was searching for this one. It was too damn funny and innocent at the same time.

[@mzlou74]

What are we doing? Lol

[@markdemell3717]

English please.

[@aquentismason7205]

Jeff Goldblum eating those wings is that meme of squidward biting a krabby patty

[@jormungandrworldserpent6437]

Lol, it’s called “mirroring” it’s a thing humans do subconsciously in social environments (mostly with people they are comfortable with) so as to relate/bond with the person they’re talking to, interesting stuff! en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirroring

[@lizmusquiz221]

I absolute love te way he speaks of his wife, the look on his face, the sparkle in his eyes. I hope if I ever marry again, I am blessed with a man that will speak of me like that!

[@pooldrinker177]

He’s the only celebrity that would enjoy meeting me more than me meeting him.

[@daltongarrett3393]

You’d enjoy meeting R. Kelly?

[@sheefree]

Lolllll

[@drewapswoude9893]

@@daltongarrett3393 hey man hes got such a big heart!

[@daltongarrett3393]

@@drewapswoude9893 ??????

[@mephistopheles2754]

@@daltongarrett3393 did this guy do something ?

[@CoReaderz]

Goldblum is like that man, who knows something supersecret, some intergalactic knowledge, that he keeps to himself and smiling because he knows

[@lordjmme303]

"I love all the peoples of the (this) world. After all, we (they) live on a small planet. - Jeff Goldblum

[@anthonynoelcepe7783]

I just read that in Jeff Goldbum's voice

[@heyyitscameronj]

This was 30 minutes of Jeff Goldblum flirting with Sean

[@kpacubo.]

LMAO DONT

[@michaelpipkin9942]

Dude he flirts with his socks in the morning. Anything he says is obscure and flamboyant.

[@AigerimIbraeva]

These comments ahahahaha 😂 i am dying

[@Megan80]

Watch any Goldblum interview with Conan. This is very, very light.

[@livelaughlove0209]

@@Megan80 In those ones he literally purrs to Conan, and Conan said "mmmm kiss me"🐥

[@jeanrog]

Yes! Isley's! The ice cream cone was called a Skyscraper. I used to get them after my allergy doc appointments when I was a kid. And chipped ham is the right way to call that very slimly cut ham they used to make. Some books misinform and call it chip chopped ham. But it was chipped ham. So glad to see someone else remembers this.

[@hitmanwolf]

now i can see that Jeff wasn't acting in "Thor Ragnarok". he just stumbled upon the Studio and was asked to join in. xD

[@seddymogul5823]

Word lol

[@hunnydawg]

And he provided his own wardrobe!

[@dnclair7444]

No. He was cast on purpose.

[@jeus_saaa]

d Nclair hear that? It's the joke whooshing above you

[@N0skittles]

@@jeus_saaa who knows maybe he's trolling

[@jonm1603]

I love Jeff Goldblum to death but him eating the really hot wings reminded me of squidward trying his first krabby patty

[@tobimakkura]

There is no other way to properly describe what we all just watched, you've done us proud

[@alexrendon9774]

Dude right on point😂😂

[@Rensol_]

I forgot about that! I laughed after reading this comment.

[@fistpittingnork]

Few KZbin comments are backed with greater accuracy than yours.

[@SmileHigh5816]

"I think they're fine and dandy." What a saucy grandpa.

[@Jo-chilin]

Taylor Walker excuse you he’s technically still a daddy not a grandpa quite yet

[@SmileHigh5816]

Just Chilin You're correct. My apologies to Goldblums everywhere.

[@seananderson7971]

"I don't know Jeff" said just so matter-of-factly is the greatest line in this entire video. I feel like they had a really good time together

[@JefferyGoldblum]

Thanks so much for your kind word it softens my heart. Your support over the years has kept me going in my carreer. I hope you don't stop supporting me. I'm really blessed to have you as one of my fan and from now henceforth, you're one of my favorite fans. Much love from me to you.

[@galacticfederationambassad4063]

Mr Goldblum talks like he knows the secrets of the universe

[@olofman300]

knight sabers You don't get a title like this if you do not.

[@LeftLaneDreams]

Actually he talks like he loves to bring kids to his house and give them candy in his basement, just saying.

[@jtubz187]

That’s because Goldblum IS the secret of the universe

[@Ben-pv1uy]

are you suggesting he doesn't? i laugh, haha, at your ignorance you FOOL

[@prototype8137]

What lol...He sounds like a child.

[@AlexZafer]

Jeff Goldblum isn't a just a person, he's a state of mind. Love him.

[@BalloutNewDregas]

Jeff goldblum is the peak of human evolution

[@burninsherman1037]

I think you're onto something.

[@treyshawnbeats]

ok best comment

[@jamesanderson6373]

Moderated by Morgan Freeman.

[@eduardochavez82]

Blargen Flargen don’t u mean “I think you’re on something?”

[@zekemurray3712]

A little crazy, a little creative, a little honest, a little polite, and the most positivity towards life.

[@darthkahn45]

I absolutely love that he seems to go out of his way to not ask questions the guest may be sick of answering. I think they all appreciate that.

[@animalmother556x45]

.........How do you sit across from Jeff Goldblum and maintain professionalism?

[@atom0824]

He probably had a boner

[@MellowcapGaming]

When he rated every single hot sauce at 10 goldblums I couldn't contain my happiness. It looked like a child rating his favorite candies even though he hated like half of them lol

[@sbshaunb95]

And then you realise that it's only hot sauce 😂

[@FunziesGuy]

This has to be the most romantic dude I've ever seen... He's got a real classy attitude about him.

[@atom0824]

Right?? This guy is so smooth and cool

[@veggie928]

Agreed

[@krazyglue1]

Seriously. My ovaries are quaking.

[@Lady_Crispr]

FunziesGuy I know holy shit! What a way to talk about your wife. It's beautiful.

[@melissamccarl1683]

OH how I love Jeff Goldblum!!!! "We just breathed in each others' essence."

[@leehitt4704]

I like how he makes it like a conversation. The Goldblum doesn’t just sit there waiting to be asked questions.

[@Handle...This.]

Wow, you just helped me figure out the answer to my comment. I was thinking that sean was almost uncomfortably quieter than usual. I thought he was negatively reacting to Jeff's eccentricities, but sean is not a conversationalist interviewer. He cannot think quick on his feet without his questions. Thanks 😁👍

[@leehitt4704]

@@Handle...This. Yes. I agree. I think Sean's questions, while very well researched and not just token, are highly rehearsed. He has such a cadence to them when he asks. Kristen Stewart commented on it too in her recent interview.

[@waynecrowe9790]

It's the jazz

[@HamboneyGamezYT]

Jeff takes small vites but compensates with a huge personality...plus hiz jazz knowledge his legedary

[@sbshaunb95]

Yes, Jeff has a colossal personality...whereas sean, like myself, are more thinkers. We don't do well around colossal personalities lol

[@katelinholland8939]

this whole video is jeff goldblum discovering the slang of this generation and absolutely loving it.

[@Nattyplatinum]

*Get a bag? Is that what the kids say these days?*

[@PixlPlayer]

Blake Powers I’m 19 and I’ve never heard that before

[@kitpalmer1583]

Jeff Goldblum just responded to Gambino lyrics by dropping some Edgar Allan Poe. My brain cannot handle this timeline anymore

[@AfferbeckBeats]

I could just imagine Troy and Abed freaking out over that

[@alanramirez3565]

I spit out my drink when I heard that 😂

[@julesmbc]

Jeff Goldblum ❤ You'd have 100%, his undevided attention during any conversation; but, also he's exactly the same with everyone. Love, love, love Zaddy 😂