Fish and Chip shops 2

[@gitstautusgitstutasgitstatus]

The owners of one of the chippies in my home town went through a messy divorce but still ran the shop together. Every time you went in there the atmosphere was intense.

[@3y35poihjpn]

Omg that's a comedy in itself 😂

[@LostWH]

Nah imma have to do takeouts from now on 💀

[@SlantedAngle]

🤦‍♂️😂

[@richardbourton4523]

I feel bad for the couple but I liked the concept: ‘…Could I get some vinegar on it too?’ ‘You’ll have to ask the wife about that. She knows a lot about being bitter!’ ‘Oh do I? Someone’s salty. I’ll do it when you’ve finished battering the cod. After all, no one’s better at getting greasy and a bit of fat on something than you. You’re a living deep fat fryer.’ ‘Give it a rest, the man asked for a portion of cod and all he’s getting right now is some old trout.’ ‘Don’t call me that, you’re hardly the catch of the day!’ ‘At least I’ve got a sole!’ ‘Here we go, dredging it all back up, reeling me into another row in front of …Oh. The customer’s gone… That’s your fault that is. Oh well, plenty more fish in the sea.’ ‘You would say that, gawping at every male customer in here with your mouth open like a goldfish.’ ‘Get over it. You know lobsters mate for life. Thank goodness we aren’t lobsters.’ ‘Ain’t that the truth… Shame about the crabs though.’ ‘Yeah… Nice memento though.’ Fin

[@Adam-js6mi]

@@richardbourton4523🔥🔥🔥✍️✍️✍️

[@coryjacobs494]

It's the frantic shuffling of the fry baskets achieving nothing that had me in stitches 😂

[@Key-43]

Looks like he’s riding a horse 😂

[@svanasutcliffe5879]

?

[@Whydoyoucare_1]

@@Key-43sounded like it too 😂

[@capnsalt7102]

Most friendly uk interaction

[@deathlyskull697]

you should meet a y7 they are very cute and bitey

[@surferofthesynthwaves4710]

Londonistan simulator

[@tyrelmoseman7971]

​@@deathlyskull697hell I've learned to not trust any of the lil bastards in any survival video game cuz they'll backstab you the millisecond they get the chance 😅

[@ChalkyR2D2]

​@@deathlyskull697they would literally kill you 💀

[@frwystr]

@@deathlyskull697 🍆 🤤

[@McMallister]

"After 3 days of eating in England I now understand why Gordon Ramsay is so fucking angry all the time." - Bill Burr

[@shabz9110]

Better than being a student in America

[@dsaman123]

@@shabz9110 "british food kinda sucks" "OY BRUV AT LEAST WE AEHN'T SCHEWTING UP SCHEWELS" every time.

[@finlaymurphy8500]

​@@dsaman123 well, I mean... We're not

[@Yimello]

@@dsaman123The British have the school shooter joke, the Americans have the “you invaded the world for spices and don’t use them joke”. Both incredibly tired and lame.

[@tippiergnome8471]

@@Yimelloor the “get stabbed in London” joke

[@Takhar7]

"YOU SLAAAAaaaaAaaaaAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAG!!" KILLS ME😂

[@karzylou8235]

I know😂😂😂😂

[@connor_ono3611]

@phos_yt Yeah, some people use what I call: "Like bots."(Bots that like their comment.) Or just no one wants to reply, hard to tell.

[@MashA-vn6hp]

Had me creasing for time

[@Ellie56415]

Ik

[@hush3956]

​@@connor_ono3611no one uses like bots on comments you bellend. It's because it's a short so people are less likely to spend time on it, people don't wanna spend time typing a response when liking a comment is much faster. Who tf other than a scam bot would use like botting?

[@Skeletor96ba]

the seemingly neverending “SLAAAAG” Got funnier the longer it went on

[@Grxnd_Gxmer5]

😂😂

[@albert---smitch1737]

What does that mean?

[@PhoenixplaysX]

@@albert---smitch1737 a promiscuous person or something to do with smelting metal. We use insults how some people in the states might use the word bitch, context is key, you might mean it friendly to pal or nasty to someone else.

[@timeslayered1999]

​@@PhoenixplaysXpretty sure he said "slut"

[@anonisnoone6125]

@@PhoenixplaysX I've never heard slag used for smelting.

[@samuellodge231]

The most accurate part is the unbelievable amount of beeping coming from every part of the room like they are playing the noises on a surround sound system

[@frx1p32dz2]

😂😂😂

[@CookieConceptArtist]

The beeping sounds like it’s from McDonald’s

[@Ai-us5hr]

Lmfaooo

[@steely2055]

Close but they are from kfc. The velocity henny penny friers to be precise. I have PTSD from working there.

[@phantomshitter]

​@steely2055 it is mcdonalds friers. Idk if we use the same as kfc but I work at mcdonalds. Its the noise of the friers when they say "dual" and the "beep-beep-beep-beep" that happens really quickly is the sound after someone hits the button to reset it.

[@Minimish28]

I love that if you listen carefully during the “SLLLLAAAAAAGAGAHAHAGA” bit you can hear the cameraman snickering

[@viczianalex9258]

made it funnier than it already was, owe u one bro.

[@munch8399]

Nah it's him saying "Jesus" under his breath you can see him

[@noone-os5pj]

I think that's me

[@Baz87100]

nice observation lol

[@tga-hz7jf]

No thats the paper rustling.

[@giraffe3718]

that vinegar squirt on the face was hilariously unexpected xD

[@liambrebner4433]

Im glad someone else mentioned this 😂

[@givolimyerukim]

dude i died laughing after so long

[@zakmartin718]

Yeah, but felt strangely fitting for a chippy tbf

[@notpolonium]

Lol

[@bh115]

ffffuuuCCCCKINNNNNNN HELLLLLLLLLLLLL

[@battycrease2005]

so true. there hasnt been a single time ive left the fish and chip shop without getting blasted in the eyes with vinegar.

[@mac_sour]

as someone from america, all i can do is take your word for it my man LMAO sounds like a normal day in british shops

[@JayPea-lk5rt]

​@@mac_souryou can also get deep fried chocolate bars... and we call you Americans unhealthy 😂

[@matthewhernandez5001]

@@JayPea-lk5rtWe Americans like to fry anything and everything that is edible like ice cream why tf do we need fried ice cream

[@computerbomb]

​​@@matthewhernandez5001 omg i thought you were kidding and looked it up, haha. It was like kind of a running joke when I was young that americans would perceive fries and ketchup as vegetables/relatively healthy foods. Is that actually true?

[@Im_4Him20]

​@@computerbomb Nah man wtf 😂. How could anyone with more than 3 brain cells think that Fried Potatoes are vegetables or healthy?

[@badasstoad9419]

“YAH! YAH!” like he’s riding a horse. 😆

[@frankthetank8050]

He’s literally wrestling with the fish & chips like with an enemy. Hilarious 😂😂😂

[@xassassin609]

That's what he was pretending to do

[@ozevichbearkenow1674]

Bro those dishes really owned him money

[@brukujinbrokujin7802]

*humping a horse

[@kempym]

🤓☝️

[@FNCS_Cam3r0n]

The way he goes from shouting SLAG to saying 3 minutes in a polite voice. The unexpected vinegar squirt was so funny and the packing was too good 🤣🤣

[@wed3k]

When he looks back like Jim Carrey 😂

[@Chillvibes1324]

“WHERE ARE THE FUCKIN CHIPS YOU SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG” had me dead🤣🤣🤣💀

[@Lee-mo]

Killed me 😂😂😂

[@salmanalshareef4213]

​​@@aaronwilson7830shirley*

[@Bruan-w7s]

Nailed it 😂😂

[@georgebaker4169]

@RussianFury469He’s a moron mate. Don’t even try help him 😅

[@ahyaan2552]

@RussianFury469lol

[@h30ghost]

That "FUCKIINN HELLL" had me dying laughing bro

[@NewAni-002]

I didn’t hear it at first but when I rewatched it and turned it up I died❤

[@nerodex6557]

​@@NewAni-002where was it said?

[@yayo3187]

Were?

[@NewAni-002]

@@nerodex6557 when he gets squirted with vinegar 💀

[@James-mp7lp]

I swear😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@harveymortin1001]

Love the increasing aggression

[@GeorgeDunlop-v5m]

I love British humor, and people.❤❤❤😂😂😂

[@TalesFromTheSlumsOfMumbai]

The McDonald’s beeping sound lol

[@zakmartin718]

That shit haunts my dreams fr haha

[@eliteprimeslostson]

I listen to it on repeat for nearly a hour it’s very relaxing

[@TraeBaldwin]

for nearly?@@eliteprimeslostson

[@Camberwell86]

​@@zakmartin718 I did my McSentence for 2.5 years from '04 to' 06, so glad that wasn't a thing back then 😬

[@zakmartin718]

@@Camberwell86 I'm Mcserving mine now and it genuinely drives me mad

[@chicken]

"YOU SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!" - hilarious and unexpected vinegar squirt!

[@FierceFarmer]

first comment again lol

[@Calamitious]

Bro how are you commenting on literally every video I watch. Like no joke do you work for CIS or something?😂

[@mangomilk7784]

@@Calamitious its a bot that copies other comments

[@Calamitious]

@@mangomilk7784 oh, that makes sense

[@MotivationalTrends-cb1ii]

I might be gay........

[@Nobody-du8sw]

The squirt to the mouth caught me SO off guard, I’m hollering 😂😂

[@itsliterallylibby]

Me too 😂

[@pjijn6837]

Yeah I wasn’t ready for that 😂😂😂😂

[@kcplanespotting8812]

hollering

[@fizz89uk]

😂 you just had to

[@DrMcMoist]

That's what she said.

[@Lifeweva-1]

My fish and chip shop be giving me 10kg worth of chips and drenching it in salt and vinegar

[@shoaibahmed6359]

Mine used to do that before covid for £1.50. After that it's like £4 for a third of the portion ;w;

[@mattjcwig]

So on point I could smell the salt and vinegar on my phone!

[@ColePalmer6]

same LMAO

[@Stoicdexter]

Sometimes I can barely taste the vinegar only the salt

[@moleedaboi]

Only the vinegar

[@GaryWindmill]

Probably just my bird had walked down your street at the right time

[@ok9908]

The salt and vi- what? 🤨🤨🤨

[@L0NERANGR]

“You Slaaaaaaaaggggggggggg”😂😂😂

[@grenouillesscent]

Portion? What kind of cringe moron uses such a refined term in such a common situation. Britain is garbage.

[@rfiontiktok]

😂

[@normalwhiteguy1555]

What’s it mean?

[@nell711]

@@normalwhiteguy1555British slang for slut.

[@michaelokafor8292]

@@normalwhiteguy1555someone who sleeps with a lot of people. basically a hoe

[@kurushimee]

"fuckin' bastard" got me

[@Idkjiujitsu]

Then proceeds to choke out the chips🤣🤣

[@tjwest2605]

Fucking mummified those chips

[@Mgaffo222]

Really not the huge slaaAAaaaaaAAAAg?

[@michaelvossen7253]

I had to rewatch the short 6 times because, every time I saw the vinegar squirt, I laughed so hard my eyes closed.

[@PBurns-ng3gw]

I'm an American living in the UK, and this is exactly what my local chippy is like 🤣 Bonus points for them wrapping even the smallest items in like a dozen sheets of paper

[@willienelson6460]

It’s not though is it.

[@oswaldomayberry9260]

I’m sure you’re fun at parties

[@shakezist]

That's to hide the 3 litres of grease

[@PBurns-ng3gw]

@@oswaldomayberry9260 No, I'm actually tremendously boring.

[@TheAnnoyingBoss]

Traitor

[@Lord_Buckles]

I love how the video implies that when he got the chips last time he actually really liked all that salt and vinegar on his chips

[@nosiphodywili35]

Lol now he's getting the opposite .. But it's true you never get the same taste everytime. At least where I am.. You season your own chips.

[@coleandersonj]

😂😂 building a whole ass narrative

[@AbsoluteAbsurd]

Lol i dont think thats what happened but that thought is actually hilarious

[@Turn2chr1st]

Or reverse psychology cos he knows what’s coming

[@emmanuelgoldspleen2905]

@@coleandersonj*straps pack of sausages to arm*

[@Sh4tterdL0g1c]

“You SLAAaaaaaAAAaaaaaAAAAAG!” Goddamn that was funny😂

[@virgilscrivener5335]

The "three minutes 😀" killed me

[@jademonass2954]

i thought that ended with a "lut"

[@savagecatdev]

SLAAaaaaaAAAaaaaaAAAAAT

[@Mibit911]

​@@jademonass2954means the same thing lol

[@piotrnatkaniec365]

Bro I ritually agree😂😂

[@brentrebrab]

Damn that whole slag bit seemed like such a jim carrey ace ventura thing😂😂

[@lewismcgregor9975]

its the head turn

[@forkingsandkeys]

The super gentle “stop” during the suit jacket wrapping was hysterical.

[@clove1004]

Homie is grunting like an oblivion guard during combat

[@Grizzly_Bear2018]

LOL

[@bc1784]

Dude best comment

[@tomlewis4888]

Holy shit

[@GroovyyDogg]

I love this generation 😂😂

[@bson-fu2lf]

As someone who works in a chippy, I can vouch. This is what we do on a daily basis

[@dylanm691]

A CHIPPY AHA thats awesome

[@HunterC.]

​@@Boris-dq3ub No. We don't talk like toddlers.. 🤣😫🤣

[@chillybeats3209]

@@Boris-dq3ub I always thought it was a UK thing, but I could be wrong

[@dylanm691]

@@Boris-dq3ub I'm from US and never heard that before but maybe just not in my state. Either way it's a cool word so keep saying chippy please

[@JimBob-eg7vq]

What the fuck is a chippy

[@swan-oq8qk]

The 'geeing the chips like a horse' at the start is just hilairious... all of it is!! 👍

[@fateaglio]

I love the Jim Carrey head snap after asking Shirley for chips 😂

[@mostdopecaptain3350]

3 Minutes 🐸😏

[@HighlyRegardted]

I imagined the guy yelling was also doing the Jim Carey laundry machine head cycle spin “Sla-a-a-a-ag”

[@TheRealZ9000]

The packaging is too true 😂

[@jhvhest]

It really goes this way? 😂

[@bloodyDeagle77]

@@jhvhest unfortunately....

[@TheDarkKnight80]

​@@jhvhestnah it don't

[@TheRealZ9000]

It's just alot of xtra paper, but it does stop the oils from leaking

[@some_._texan64]

“SHERLE, HOW LONG ON THE FUCKING CHIPS YOU SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG!” He sounds like Gordon Ramsay😭😭

[@maximushank1115]

Honestly.. This is the opposite to what I expierisncs.. They GIVE US WAY TOO MUCH SALT AND VINEGAR.. I LITERALLY COULD ONLY TASTE THE VINEGAR AND NOTHING ELSE ON MY FISH CAKE

[@captaindecsot]

Yeah this is part 2.... ​@@maximushank1115

[@jensenhawkins2168]

WERES THE LAMB SOURCE

[@Daveo3]

​@maximushank1115 of course you could, you got a fucking fish cake, from a chippy, of all the things in a chippy you picked the blandest mix of fish ever

[@BoominGame]

Just don't call me, surely!

[@TheDullMansClub]

You couldn't get anymore British than this, Brilliant!

[@versthappening603]

“british people are so polite and civil, such gentlemen” also british people: edit: i realize my comment is far fetched and i apologize

[@Shh.B.Quiett]

Fr the top comment or so had me like "what I thought yall were polite and shit"

[@kirbyis4ever]

​@@Shh.B.QuiettThey didnt conquer entire countries by being polite about it 😆

[@Shh.B.Quiett]

@@kirbyis4ever they didn't lose to their offspring by being badasses either 💀

[@kirbyis4ever]

@@Shh.B.Quiett Virgin lines of musketmen vs superior American minutemen and French help.

[@Shh.B.Quiett]

@@kirbyis4ever precisely

[@OY_Yada]

Nah but him getting vinegar on him and the part he said "SHIRLEY HOW LONG ARE THE FUCKING CHIPS YOU SLAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGG"😂

[@ShyyGT]

😂😂😂

[@moto2559]

3 minutes

[@gentlegiant171]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@matthillfromcollege4109]

Charlie I believe

[@ahmads20009]

​@@moto2559😂😂😂

[@Carat_Squad_4ever]

"YOU SLÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÅÆGG!!" got me dying Edit: thx for the likes. Like calm down y'all, Notifications are blowing UP

[@lassinvideot]

Å is pronounced O

[@MrGanjie]

The fact that google translated it lmao

[@Yamezzzz]

He doesn't say anything like that, he goes SLAAAAAAG. Tænk lidt dude....

[@GlynHughes-p8y]

Ronaldo?

[@lloydallen314]

😂

[@PVT_POTTER.]

Bro the paper thing is so relatable. Stood there 5 minutes watching them wrap a bloody box waiting for my little white tub of curry sauce

[@Koberg00]

I've decided I'm learning everything I have to know about the UK from watching your videos.

[@CowToes]

The UK? The place I refer to as America's smaller uglier older sister?

[@Lion-O-Richie2040]

Well don’t because the majority is not even true.

[@BenCx94]

I don't know this one's surprisingly accurate.

[@Heisenberg-jo1mx]

This one is accurate

[@wimbwombo]

​@@Lion-O-Richie2040no it is. have you never been to an atlantic fish bar mate?

[@sasha0w0]

And when you ask for a small amount of salt and vinegar, they throw the dead sea on your chips

[@ggfootball07]

Lmao

[@thundabolt7867]

The thing is somehow their salt always is saltier than any other salt

[@gstellar96]

​@@thundabolt7867that shit coming straight from Davy Jones locker

[@juliet7703]

For me it's the fact I ask (like him) for lots of salt n vinegar and it is never enough. Him depicting the TINIEST amount possible of both was bang on for me😅

[@sunnydavies3208]

When he squirts the vinegar at him and says "faacken he'll"🤣🤣🤣

[@Fedesial]

bruh i lost it right there

[@ThePOSM]

The chips going AWOL when he 'gently' delivers the portion to presentation 😂😂😂💀 On point, lmao! The vinegar & wrapping got me too👌🏻😂

[@colson3773]

The tossing and screaming at the beginning gets me every time 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@joecobb5520]

still have no idea wtf he was doing there in the start lmfao

[@hnks6862]

​@@joecobb5520ice or turning fries

[@javidmirza4584]

@@joecobb5520mixing fries with salt and shaking off excess oil

[@stevenash1354]

So fucking accurate 🤣

[@Teamboeing737]

you gotta keep the fish and chips series up man. im fucking dying from this its so funny

[@JustAMonty]

I work in a chippy and can confirm this is accurate

[@TheEmpireAnimations]

When he wrapped it in the jacket that killed me

[@Your_local_fictionkin]

"Fuuuucking heeellll" 😂

[@Joel-c9i]

“SHIRLEY, HOW LONG ON THE FUCKIN’ CHIPS YOU SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG, 2 minutes” 😂😂😂

[@bailey125]

Shirley*

[@RandomUser146]

*3 minutes

[@Bubble-Bass-Fisher]

@@RandomUser146🙄

[@thef5558]

Lmfaoooooooooooo!! The vinegar to the mouth had me fucked up

[@chicken]

The beeping at the chippy is so loud and intense, it's like a symphony of chaos. The vinegar squirt caught me completely off guard and had me laughing so hard!

[@slurpyguy2574]

The packaging part is so accurate

[@Ethan-xj8cn]

The agression is so on point 😂

[@josephbongiorno2265]

this dude is solid. 10/10 content right here

[@JohnSmith-bw6pv]

This guy doesnt understand comedy in the slightest bit.. unless he's trying to get 8 yr old fans :/

[@lukescrimshaw7678]

@@JohnSmith-bw6pv100% agree

[@chicken]

The vinegar squirt at the chippy always catches me off guard, it's too funny! The chaos in the chippy sounds like a wild time, can't stop laughing!

[@voejogan]

Shorts have literally never made me laugh but when he goes to add the vinegar and absolutely blasts the guy in the face is absolutely gold 😭😭😭

[@Toga-_-10558]

It fucked me up so hard

[@pollos1]

@@Toga-_-10558 it fucked you hard?

[@SherKhan0122]

Same thing I had to put the phone down and lollll for a minute. I can’t even understand why that was so fucking funny.

[@voejogan]

​@@SherKhan0122it proves goofy comedy is the best bruh, I feel like people take themselves too seriously these days. It's nice to see content that doesn't take itself that seriously fr

[@8-bitoctane101]

So this is what the average interaction is like in the UK( takes notes )

[@AbdullahBRashid]

A very hard working man indeed

[@maartinkotze1084]

The way this is accurate for South African fish and chips is just way too amazing! Love it!

[@sssreggiN]

Africans always try to insert themselves.stop it,you shouldve come to the west when you had the chance.its ova bratha

[@chicken]

The vinegar squirt at the chippy always catches me off guard, so hilarious! The chaos in the chippy is always a wild time, can't stop laughing!

[@sirius_solaris]

I love this skit so much bro! Something about those Birmingham 40 year olds working in the shadiest shops you’ve seen give off such a pure energy of absolutely no fucks given…

[@Mona-.-]

@KZbinname804 shadiest is an adjective for shop. It doesn’t tell u what they sell

[@Mona-.-]

@KZbinname804 ye but they probably talking about chip shops anyway they just didn’t specify it

[@Mona-.-]

@KZbinname804 fair

[@Gematrinator]

@KZbinname804depends where you live

[@IIDynamoDuckII]

Lol the head turn is so accurate, after shouting their heads off, it's like 1-2-3 back in room! And they're back to being a sane person again 😂

[@buttersstotch2014]

SLAAAAAGGG. I’m going to start using that over here in America

[@ScoobyWoohoo]

This video always kills me. Come across it every month or so when the algorithm feels like throwing it my way ❤😂

[@Helixx.]

the first 3 seconds with the unexpected flappy elbows and then the customer’s facial expressions actually killed me 🤣🤣🤣 then it just kept getting better! 🤣🤣

[@drakefruit]

As an American who has no idea what a fish and chips shop is like, this is still fucking hilarious.

[@shortcake9046]

This is basically it, only much busier normally

[@akumademon1667]

It's exactly like this with about 20 other customers queuing and waiting 😂

[@Chiev]

literally

[@lukescrimshaw7678]

Wtf is funny please explain ……..

[@snipergangdrob5940]

it's like popeyes but british

[@oncelercanfly1974]

I’m back months later and this is still the funniest fuckin KZbin short it ever exist. I literally wanna go to the uk just to share this experience. Love how dawg just grunting a swashbuckling like a fuckin pirate tryna chef up the chips

[@Nokoh007]

It’s not really true, or at least in the places I’ve been to. They normally give you loads of salt and vinegar

[@Bwelob]

@@Nokoh007and the workers are either emo’s or really old people

[@TwahaYahaya]

It’s the arm drop packaging for me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kieronmoore1688]

This is how 9/10 British interactions take place

[@Oni_Cluelxss]

The wresting with the fryer/hot hold thing at the beginning is spot on 👌

[@NotToastedToast266]

The fact that the wrapping is so accurate is immaculate Edit: there is so many layers of paper but the grease still leaks through

[@diha9004]

My local establishment puts it in nice cardboard "shoebox" - so nothing is leaking

[@Padlock_Steve]

@@diha9004 NAME OF THE PLACE, GIVE IT

[@chicken]

That squirt of vinegar caught me by surprise, had me in stitches! The chaos in that chippy sounds absolutely hilarious, can't stop laughing!

[@tafarid.7347]

My man went from expressing built-up life long rage at his coworker to, “3 minutes😁”

[@ice_melon__]

That's not rage, that's how we show love in Britain. Shirley is his wife.

[@LuffyToons]

Nah the wrapping is too accurate 😭

[@luisdieckmann2444]

Bruv you fr the funniest of the gang

[@Epyxoid]

Okay, you had me. This one is hilarious! 🤣

[@leorice2663]

😂😂😂 I work in a chip shop, this is so accurate 🤣, the wrapping is just so true

[@furuzon12]

I used to work in a fish and chip shop all through uni, can confirm. This was basically our training video.

[@Phleanix]

It's been years since I went into a chippy, I usually get my takeaways delivered now. That said: This is a massive nostalgia trip. It's exactly how I remember Chippys being! 😅

[@nathanjwriting]

The wrapping of the food at the end is what got me😂🤣🤣🤣

[@EmmzMC]

Top tier comedy

[@mythical5311]

I was laughing my arse off 😂😂

[@nitedesire]

brotha?@@mythical5311

[@waynechen8912]

the majestic turn after yelling.

[@lidmc796]

This is literally my chippy. Loads of salt and vinegar please. If you get the main man he's like rationing it or something, I have to put more on when I get home but it just ain't the same 😢

[@purplefood1]

Yeah same

[@DeimosPC]

"YA BASTARDDDD" while smothering it with the coat cracks me the fuck up every time

[@jht3fougifh393]

"ya bastard" got me, damn it.

[@jaydaly8948]

The chippy near me goes hard on the vinegar, strangles the bloody bottle like it paid for that 'extra service' 😂

[@SobrietyandSolace]

I can never get enough I keep a 5l bottle of chop shop vinegar int he cup apart at all times Also good for cleaning. And then your house smells like chip shop

[@jerryandmarie9660]

That “3 minutes” was so polite that everything else feels like it’s going to be okay 😅

[@Goldmasterflex]

My god i loved the first one and this one did not disappoint. Your face with the vinegar was just mint. This is worthy of some sort of trophy for filmography

[@Kantohama]

Man, the funniest part is I worked in a chippy while at uni and the woman who worked there the longest was called Shirley. No cap 😂😂

[@thewizardsofthezoo5376]

Surely a slag, apparently!

[@beatts19]

No cap, just a hairnet

[@Kantohama]

@@beatts19 based comment.

[@SuperNuclearUnicorn]

Was she a slag?

[@bravo2966]

No Combat Air Patrol? I should hope not at a chippy.

[@shawnnowell9721]

As an American I don't relate or understand it, but this is the funniest shit I've seen in a minute

[@twig7198]

as a brit i can confirm that this is exactly like any fish and chip shop in england

[@CubeBizz]

What funny did you see a minute ago?

[@xero7087]

@@twig7198I’m American and now I want to go to one lol.

[@twig7198]

@@xero7087 lmao

[@chicken]

The vinegar squirt in the face was unexpectedly hilarious!

[@hellothere8812]

The packaging is so accurate 😭

[@SoldierOfGodrickHelps]

"You Slaaaaaaauaauauaauauaauauauauauauauauaaaaaaag" got me dying😂

[@MissyFaye]

I have no context for this and I'll have to take your word for its validity but this is hilarious xD

[@lordyt3689]

I love the drowned ghasping „fACKK“ as he gets absolutely doused in a high pressure stream of vinegar 😂😂

[@KanyeEastLondon]

They’re so much different in the countryside, they’re very nice and always give you what you want

[@nickevershedmusic8927]

This is absolutely hilarious, I really want to make short comedy skits like this

[@mattypuddingfingers6562]

Just start making them and try make it better then the time before. You might not get views but at least you did something you wanted to do.

[@nickevershedmusic8927]

@@mattypuddingfingers6562 i need to think of the first video before making a channel

[@antonyshadowbanned]

Used to work in one of those in Scotland. The big chef had stopped giving a sh*t and instead of cooking was just doing the dishes because it was less stress. Then whenever we needed help he'd reluctantly come and do it with impeccable culinary skills. Was weird : )

[@chicken]

The vinegar squirt at the chippy caught me off guard, but it's hilarious! The chaos in the chippy sounds like a wild time, can't stop laughing!

[@PashtunChad]

And the fish and chips still end up being the best you’ve ever had 😂😂.

[@King6904]

Brother 🇦🇫🗿