WHEN IDIOTS PLAY CS:GO 2

Let's try this again... Sorry about the re-upload, KZbin is broken.
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[@Fitz]

READ THIS: I tried to upload this video yesterday but it got AGE RESTRICTED, which not only meant that I wouldn't get paid, but it also meant that like 60% of you guys couldn't watch it. I'm sorry for re-uploading, I'm just praying that KZbin doesn't screw me over again and make this one 'age restricted' too. PLEASE leave a like and a comment if you enjoyed. Your support on this video is appreciated now more than ever. I'm not sure if it will get age restricted again, but I hope this video does well because I worked really hard on it. Thanks so much for everything. Lets all pray that KZbin doesn't destroy my channel lol.

[@jrdndnlp8505]

Fitz i fucken love you

[@timothyrummelhoff3119]

Fitz Fucking kids man, hate em

[@Lightt17]

Fitz No Problem my dude, keep it up.

[@Honeydewfan1000000]

fyi gonna watch it twice.

[@carsonevans2582]

Fitz just make it cencored

[@TobyontheTele]

I HAVE BEEN SWINDLED

[@Andrew_-on6tr]

SWINDLED I SAY

[@SUMMRRLAND]

I N D E E D

[@furtenfur2796]

John on the Radio I LOVE YOU!

[@RosiePeaNutella]

John on the Radio Do you like them tingly?

[@justin.3255]

John on the Radio XD lol yeah

[@itsjjoosshhuuaa]

A Fitz video? AGE restricted? We all know age isn't a restriction for Fitz (Edit: i posted this four years ago and now it has 5k likes. it was a good joke tho)

[@js1459]

The Average Person Woooow

[@MikaelTheDealer]

very true lol

[@vegazyla1402]

😂Sooo true

[@justicedonahue2182]

Not even close

[@Sammy00396]

That's true

[@holo379]

"DUDE, THAT WAS NUTS." *swagger knocks over the bowl of nuts* THE NUTS, THE NUTS, AGAIN, AGAIN.

[@JustinBelmonte1978]

ABushInDisguise THOSE GODDAMN NUTS!!!

[@c0vish]

that did indeed happen. they did say that.

[@finnbowman9250]

velicat indeed

[@thejaded]

fuck-

[@PootisDuspunsurHarambe]

6:45 M.C.S.W.A.G - Honestly

[@ayberkyoruk2551]

Swagger Lamar

[@azxark]

PootisDuspunsurHarambe4967 *B I R B*

[@Brokebasturd]

Littt

[@rehabasil7124]

Mc Swag 😂😂😂😂

[@tdscjoke565]

M.C.=Minecraft+S.W.A.G.=Minecraft Swag, pretty hot

[@BlueBerry-dy4yw]

WHY IS SWAGGERS RAP FIRE?!

[@littlemoh]

Ikr

[@whiskeyhound9267]

7/10 too much "honestly". -IGN

[@kc2139]

Sounded like Kendrick

[@icecreamman648]

Y not

[@sammurray3526]

As soon as he says "Droppin' bombs I'm out of these" Fitz drops the bomb from being afk and I'm sad that I didnt see other comments about it

[@laughs4life233]

6:53 It's kind of sad that this actually sounds really good.

[@cassidydotexe643]

Ikr

[@olive6425]

It's not sad, just really F I R E

[@lolaarely]

I screen recorded it and it’s my ringtone now XD it’s fucking L I T 🔥 🔥 🔥

[@Brokebasturd]

Jacqueline Aguilar how

[@eshwar6969]

Why's it sad it's 🔥🔥

[@sec0nds521]

when the world needed him most, he disappeared

[@jacoblopez633]

Honestly

[@jaredchavez1788]

Vanished*

[@thecolonel1286]

He’s retired from KZbin

[@Rose-jv9ox]

Dead Meme did u not see his podcast 🤦🏻

[@thecolonel1286]

Rose yes he said he won’t be doing KZbin full time 🤦‍♂️

[@thelaughingdragon6887]

Dude when swaggersouls did that fucken hilarious voice of the grandma it sounded like he smoked 20 packs a day 😂🤣

[@AbyssMods]

Fitz : "I guess you just like older clients." John : *"OR A MUCH YOUNGER!"*

[@abcdefzhij]

That's actually one of the best moments on this channel lol

[@Andrew-gj3pz]

Memorii Edits John-dora looks guy for a 5yearold

[@justin.3255]

Fitz: oh Jesus John what the fuck? XD

[@deathman1573]

I wonder why it got age restricted

[@tetris7861]

Yeah we know we watched the video.

[@carbonritter8565]

guys my strange addiction is the im addicted to that do-wop + swagger rap 🤐ik the whole thing 💀

[@yzer2464]

CarbonRitter same

[@marshy9351]

I was literally singing this in school and my friends were like, "piss on me?"

[@lembargo8191]

Lmao same

[@lashaundawatson6977]

same

[@EmpoweringMindBody]

same

[@viggojust9568]

4:49 SwaggerSouls sounds like Murdoc from Gorillaz 😂

[@celdamagecody2153]

I was just about to comment that

[@zoneofendless6501]

Saaaaame

[@meadowok]

Burger DK ahahahah

[@lonelyweeb9416]

😂😂

[@jaybird500]

@@zoneofendless6501 sameee

[@cool_zeb]

0:36 It's 2019 and I've still got this video paused. Edit: It's now 2020 and I've still got this video paused.

[@colefelton]

he is a man of focus, commitment, and sheer fucking will

[@SeaBreaux]

Absolute unit

[@katzztak238]

you are a god

[@weebofwisdom]

You aren't the one we deserved but the one we needed

[@burgerkingads3851]

Unpause you lazy bastard

[@Sneads]

I watched the original twice KZbin can't stop fitz from being a big boy

[@cityismyengland6384]

6:54 the SwaggerSouls rap starts h e r e

[@joshuaward3827]

Why does swagger from a year ago sound like someone trying to impersonate swagger now

[@Fart-Knuckler]

Even more so now

[@Nigward]

3:25 B A C K U P J O H N

[@simyou1219]

Hey, it’s nigward

[@rayiwnl6074]

Underrated comment here

[@Nigward]

simyou1219 yes

[@HoM1325]

Is it true that your favorite rapper is Fuuuuuutuuuuure

[@Nigward]

DBZ Nerd Why yes

[@pixel6173]

ah a reupload.. _THAT MEANS I HAVE AN EXCUSE FOR WATCHING IT TWICE :D_

[@arthurtheslime9359]

pixelking friend, we need not a reason to rewatch these videos...💖

[@Goku.]

pixelking if you have anytime can you check out my channel

[@luuk4143]

Ah, pixelking... tijd niet gezien eh?

[@pixel6173]

Luuk van den Berg inderdaad xD

[@pixel6173]

Ninja I checked it out and I have to admit, your content is pretty good :)

[@ProGamer-sp8yd]

At 7:11 in video SwaggerSouls is saying: dropping bombs on all of these. And in that moment Fitz dropped the bomb in-game lol

[@carlapao1]

Pro Gamer or

[@giovannigallardo6675]

I thought I responded to this comment when I first saw it. You know this whole Fitz channel is giving me the creeps. It's like the Mandela effect. I distinctly remember almost being able to quote these videos verbatim. But all of a sudden, I come back to them, and there are so many parts that seem new. Some things are even incomplete. Like at 8:03, I remember him singing “Seeing other people happy makes me sad. Gee I really miss my mom and dad. You'll only see your father on the weekends in the summer but everyone is here to have some fun.” but now that I think about it that was in a different video where he's in that window room.

[@dancingdiva2004]

Pro Gamer e

[@garethsiddle4840]

Giovanni Gallardo the one in window room was about having divorced parents and seeing the counsellor but yeah it was the same tune

[@watersnortmoment3734]

Giovanni Gallardo Different song, the one you're thinking of is; If your parents got divorced when you were young Go and see the councelor where you're from You'll only see your father on the weekends in the summer, but we're all here to have some fun.

[@ezpeaz9517]

Swaggersouls makes the vid 10x funnier

[@supercoolman1170]

So it’s still 0% funny

[@yourkreator903]

SWAGGER MUST MAKE ALBUMS fitz pls put swagger and ur song on spotify or something its lit

[@fredriksm1005]

A collab between SovietWomble and Fitz would be fucking amazing, it should be at a cinema.

[@justinverceles2378]

X-Planer fucking lit

[@jakobtreebridge8499]

I'd pay to watch that honestly.

[@c4professional96]

I'd put back the noose for that.

[@mohammadazaan1699]

probably won't happen cuz womble is in Europe and fitz is in Aussie land or new Aussie land so either one or both sides will have unbearable ping and lag

[@BendingDuke19]

mohammad azaan then they will know how cyanide has it

[@Samuhah]

At 4:21 I wanted him to say "Mmmm Mike wazowski."

[@raddude876]

I forgot how much more natural swaggers voice sounds now compared to when this video was made

[@froliccc1111]

Ah SMII7Y... Mhhhhhhmmmmmmm....

[@LORDBR69]

Froliccc I died

[@joshmeharry8300]

Elijah Wright who is it I can’t tell, like who’s doing the voice

[@tolimpia]

Froliccc SMii7Y

[@arageok4208]

That was the voice from ... in Gorillaz (forgot his name)

[@workstorage9141]

[Argon] Murdoc i guess ^-^

[@Lgnzzz]

You were always my favorite grandchild *MMMMMHHHHHHMMMMMMM*

[@celimolv27654]

I broke my ass laughing at this 😂

[@hourglasslaboratories9582]

I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT THAT BIT

[@Llamaman42]

man, Fitz crew got early access to CS:GO 2?

[@jwally1434]

If your sad and you know it clap your hands👏👏 If your sad and you know it clap your hands👏👏 If your stressy and depressy and your life is kinda messy if your sad and you know it clap your hands 👏👏

[@jasuudjsbdbdhjs]

J wally 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@Sam-sj6bf]

-claps-

[@jayindisarray]

👏

[@kokobuttermilk]

👏👏

[@_lavendercat_7046]

@@jasuudjsbdbdhjs -claps claps claps claps claps claps-

[@dsuede]

I really want swaggersouls voice

[@EvilParagon2]

Pretty simple, just take voice acting classes. Granted they do teach you how to be your own awesome voice, but you can pick up enough mimicking ability. It doesn't matter if you're not naturally gifted like him, you can learn how to be awesome in your own right or even just copy his voice.

[@user-ls1gk8tj7z]

Moolerious Gaming D.A this guy got the best voice

[@lucasmaury2627]

i really want swaggersouls...

[@wake-digital]

Moolerious Gaming i really want ur prof. pic 😂😂

[@swontonexe7950]

Moolerious Gaming ur prof pic matches your sentence

[@CEAZON]

0:36 I paused it, now what?

[@bearzei8214]

I'm still waiting to know as well.

[@ibby2015]

You pass the credit card details

[@static4448]

Are you still waiting

[@static4448]

Im still waiting to see if hes still waiting

[@riskyshum1791]

I’ve been here for about a couple months now...it’s really cold

[@thanksforeverythingloveyou6320]

**Says exactly 60 swear words in a video** **Wonders why he gets age restricted**

[@ne0nn3on]

Swagger doing the "gramgram" bit was actually peak comedy

[@garrettnhanson]

Those doo dooo's at 6:56 are definitely Pumped Up Kicks...

[@pewdiepiesundershirt2616]

Ha what it does sound like that

[@stickyhandq]

Yeah...

[@charvandoorn8423]

or stand by me

[@JAFZY]

there is 1 problem with fitz he never fucking dissapoints

[@youlean]

Do you like being disappointed or how is this a problem?

[@toad3222]

Becca yes.

[@Halohalo1751]

he does by not uploading anymore

[@alucardfu2]

Swagger is Peter Griffin, except he has swag and plays dark souls. GET IN M8!

[@xero8575]

Legit no joke fitz vids always makes me laugh lol

[@Boosker]

6:46

[@kafka-]

dope

[@natogamez5672]

Do do do do do do do do do do do do

[@dan-ry1kr]

#unbanbrad ;)

[@Darkoooooooooooo]

B-Rad i

[@jaydenpham7590]

Pumped up kicks????

[@mattmariano3112]

That doo doo song was really awesome. "Yo... It's the real M.C... S.W.A.G... On the beat... Honestly... The best on the scene..."

[@leightonburns5071]

"doo doo"

[@Jose-mx7lk]

The real MC SWAG on the beat honestly the beast on the scene fuck wit me ill give u a felony

[@The-mw3hc]

It sounded like pumped up kicked

[@Hope_spider]

0:36 3 years and I'm still waiting for when I can un-pause the video

[@gnawinq4066]

Swagger souls is gonna be an amazing uncle

[@nicholaspinedo9437]

If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands If you’re happy and you know it and you really wanna show it If you’re happy and you know it clap your hands If your parents got divorced when you were young Go see the counselor where you from You’ll only see your parents on the weekends in the summer What we are all just here to have some fun Seeing other people happy makes me sad Gee, I really miss my mom and dad... To be continued

[@Jaybird9x]

Nicko Pinedo Where is the first part of that at?

[@buttermilknacho6951]

If your happy and you know it clap your hands..........I’m not happy

[@3Guys1Video]

lol

[@inayayusuf7365]

Wow that took a turn

[@gerardgeuss9576]

clap clap

[@jahcica]

Still waiting on that fitz / sovietwomble collab

[@arsalanhashmi2911]

They live on literally opposite sides of the world. Plus Fitz's comedy sense is quite different and much more entertaining imo

[@jahcica]

yeah well soviet and cyanide live on opposite sides of the world

[@mrwaffles1808]

Soviet would be the voice of reason and fitz would be fitz

[@SAMA-ul4vl]

prim0 pretty sure Cyanide moved to the UK

[@donovancordero180]

Samatassa even if he did, they did play while he was in Singapore

[@Calthecool]

Swagger sounds so funny in these old videos.

[@saux.santamonica5778]

"sweet black woman" I'm not sweet, but Swagger is Swagger.

[@NoName-yk1vg]

I'VE BEEN HERE FOR 3 DAYS! I CANT GET OUT!

[@exdeegaming4872]

Daylon Albert ONE MONTH STRAIGHT NON STOP

[@dayloncalnan9062]

Xd

[@VenomAI]

YAES, in my country, we call the enemy team, suck ass

[@aptchua]

Ainsley is funny:):)

[@marlbara]

X D

[@chrisvega1913]

4:48 is the best part of the video i was on the floor crying because i was laughing so hard, thanks for the laughs Fitz

[@Freeze-zw1wi]

Swagger souls sounds like the old lady in Monsters Inc.

[@calebsellers4385]

Bro I was thinking the same thing. 😂 That and squidward.

[@ethanperez7253]

I CANT BELIEVE THIS WAS 3 YEARS AGO I FEEL OLD

[@fil.0006]

4 now :)

[@inquisitor1609]

I would buy swaggers mixtape

[@PhReeeZ]

This moment when u listen to the outro song and start to cry :(

[@mnnchildhood]

Ninja sad

[@gabrielroman8473]

Ninja time to dislike every one of your videos

[@PhReeeZ]

hahahahah he removed his cmt

[@valenxd5410]

6:47 Heres a replay button for ya cause swaggers rap is actually dope!

[@scrithen2836]

Old swagger sounds so young

[@ersinxo]

i started to cry when i heard this song 10:27 fuck man it is the end of the video

[@opi994]

Just never want it to end.

[@veronite4345]

I Want to hear fitz 24/7

[@xxwatakillaxx-gaming2187]

When you realize fitz' intro music is the wii store music...

[@youjustknowmynamenotmystor8783]

XxWataKillaXx- Gaming omfg it is i knew i heard it from somewhere😹

[@MickeyYeahbaby]

I knew I heard it before, but I couldn't tell for the longest time. Found out when Fitz and them played with the guy who played the rap version in game in one of their vids.

[@B1esky]

When you look in the description of every single video he’s made and there’s a link to the wii store music

[@Symphonicrockfran]

OMG I saw the light

[@nexern3211]

5:00 Literally Murdoc from Gorillaz lol! 😂

[@kingkonggusten7781]

4:48 haven't laughed so hard in a long time

[@theclassyzebra]

Made the mistake of trying to eat while watching this. Let's just say i have to vacuum now.

[@grilledchese]

FITZ, IT'S YA GRANDMOTHER, I GOT SOME SOUP FOR YA, HMMHMMM..

[@gert6240]

Gram-Gram soup :D

[@illgiveyouanickelifyoutick9291]

Grilledchese xanax

[@Br3adless]

No one: Literally no one: Random kid: I like crusty socks

[@yentizen8480]

“ah smii7y mmmmm...” this still makes me laugh after 3 years

[@xevkou1632]

Fitz, you should make a song with SwaggerSouls - THAT WAS FIRE

[@eziovictisanimation6795]

3:57 "hi my name is carroll and im a former smoker"

[@Foxxtrot64]

😂

[@Lacunaa]

Swagger rapping: dropping bombs Fitz: drops bomb ingame at the same time It's been four years and I just now realized that lol

[@esmith2829]

“What is this naked yoga?” I died🤣🤣😂😂

[@timothys.6665]

I am indeed swindled by this re-upload

[@johnsteev1059]

I see a lot of youtubers doing sovietwomble-style subtitles recently that's nice :)

[@justinrosa56]

John steev same, but idk if I like it, or if that's a good thing or a bad thing...

[@theanonymouscreator1320]

Still no one can beat Soviet the master (guardian elite)

[@Kandro]

+Dank Memes actually i was the first to use them back in 1646 fuck you

[@kuroneko4183]

yeah

[@tylafalo]

"Ahh smitty mmmmmmmmmmm...." Bro i fucking died, funniest shit man.

[@creepypastaaddict9873]

if swagger was a rapper I'd totally listen to him 🤣🤣🤣

[@chrisheydenrych4054]

Seeing as the previous video was messed up by youtube, ill write my comment again. Thank you Fitz for always uploading amazing content that never fails to make me laugh, the amount of effort that you put into your videos is extremely appreciated. Also thanks to the rest of your friends for making the videos even better and more enjoyable to watch. Keep up the great work Fitz!

[@helmethero1258]

well said

[@vocondus9585]

I said it yesterday, just wanted to say, thank you for this. My great grandmother died two days ago, it's been a depressing last few days. So for real, I needed this. Thanks.

[@slaphead6938]

ok so i've had the video paused for 73 days waiting for john to say go plz help

[@DeathMetalJedi]

Was swagger's voice of a higher pitch a couple years ago?

[@xjiden]

i think so. he got older so that’s always an option. better mic might be another reason. or it’s all the smoking lmao

[@Briquadwin]

This vid made me laugh so much yesterday that I don't mind watching it again if it can help you fuck youtube in return ;)

[@wleeb1314]

The best things about Fitz is the subtitels

[@rylierostad8624]

No one: Literally no one: Swagger: I'm not happy!

[@rokai7317]

Not: Funny: Didn't: Laugh:

[@baneofwar3304]

I still think the "or a much younger" is Toby's best and most cooked joke to date

[@jingqi1787]

Ainsley is my favourite ❤️😂

[@josephbeverley1642]

AGirlCalledJingQi you know its john

[@jingqi1787]

Joseph Beverley jay*

[@jingqi1787]

Karl's Mirza ikr, we need more Ainsley XD

[@Aveynichi]

I agree, Ainsley my fav too!

[@giss182]

+Joseph Beverly McCreamy is Ainsley, not John.

[@RosiePeaNutella]

Ainsley stuck in a box for 3 days 1 like = 1 respect

[@zjapkarian9944]

RosiePeaNutella respec

[@silokeobounpheng7245]

Press F to give respects

[@TheNicolasdion]

press F

[@kingsir927]

OH YES PRESS THAT F REAL HARD YEAAA!!!!!

[@arnekemps754]

All these heartless people don't respec. I respec.

[@silverview5244]

I've watched like 4 videos from em and I'm having difficulty breathing from too much laughter

[@thehippiefish8603]

"You were always my favorite grandchild" I'm dead hahahahahha

[@ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahhhhhhhhhhhhh]

7:03 next kendrick's song

[@infinitvenum1379]

Carbon_- Kush It is exactly what I was thinking about man

[@mattcs]

At least we'll have twice the fun ;)

[@KingZZ]

Noice

[@talih7200]

*TWICE THE FUN* ;)

[@yazidk1]

oh damn, its the real mattcs. Wassup matt.

[@augggiie]

It’s Fucking 3 am and I’m in tears binge watching your videos. 😂😂

[@langaming9956]

I FINALLY FOUND IT AGAIN! GRAM GRAM SOUP! @4:19

[@philippengelmann1236]

7:11 Coincidence ?

[@bonkybonk_ow2793]

7+11 -9=9 9-11 swagger did 9/11

[@somedudeontheinternet1155]

@@bonkybonk_ow2793 Smart ass

[@bigjuicymilfs0725]

+bannana live vest 9/11 did swaggersouls 👌

[@maxie7173]

Scripted xD

[@lonelyweeb9416]

😂😂😂😂

[@timroff5296]

6:39 started the funniest part of the whole got damn video. No Joke I actually peed my pants lol

[@elimagkekse]

swagger: im not happy everyone: *starts laughing*

[@hauntedghoull999]

The doo doo doo doo doo song was actually good and I am expecting a whole album on Apple Music soon

[@ReeceLawlor1]

This video gets better every time it gets taken down. Not saying that im hoping for a #3 of this buuuuuut

[@adammmmmWWW]

The saddest part of a fitz vid is when the ending music starts

[@Joseph-ms3iq]

fitz brings back childhood memories

[@Topmentality_]

This is what showed up when I looked up cs2 gameplay

[@bakstijn1027]

Fitz if it would age restricted again and reuploaded again a would watch it 3 times.

[@belt]

Fitz, I am always grateful you do this. I was really sad about my dads death. By the end of the video I was laughing like you were with the water. Thank you. Edit: 60 likes kek

[@dopezyri7656]

GameState what the fuck man

[@salemgutoc4058]

what the fuck man

[@SlythysGaming]

what the fuck man

[@heptt_bbx4016]

what the fuck woman

[@atelergy2855]

what the FUCK RICHARD!

[@Enjoying_the_show]

I havn't seen this in a while. Great to watch it again after a few years.

[@RoboRebellionStudios]

I play 6:39 in 1.5x speed, and I expect this to be an actual song lol

[@wafflebuckets]

Gonna watch it again because we love you iNotorious

[@wafflebuckets]

(shady grin)

[@bratman9516]

im sorry what

[@Jasmine_06]

Thank you for reuploading! I was looking for this after it got taken down.

[@emilylam3533]

"Naked Yoga?" Fitz: Well I hope not... Me: Are you unintentionally implying that KZbin might age restrict again due to naked yoga? 😂

[@pot7550]

7:57 *My life in short*