Five GOONERS Try to Date a REAL Girl

[@Gator702]

1 Gooner vs 4 Confused Men and a Disabled Child. This channel is going places.

[@pascalbreedeveld8117]

Who is the gooner?

[@Amateurafied]

@@pascalbreedeveld8117 the woman

[@TjallieBrrr]

LMAO

[@TjallieBrrr]

That kid is 100% going to end up on the news within 5 years

[@DystopianUtopia8]

In fairness to the kid, Charlie did promise him some chicken tenders and a juice box.

[@redblue4127]

"I'm a logistics coordinator. Which is basically a truck driver." Immediately cut through the bs lol

[@sanmarinyo]

He is awesome, seemed super nice!

[@kainuipenaloza9395]

Gives off "I am a transaction specialist, in the form of a McDonalds cashier." vibes.

[@minoritymind]

Hey man... he wants to manage who films content with his girl on OF... WTF?

[@sanmarinyo]

@@minoritymind Huh 😭😭

[@minoritymind]

@sanmarinyo The "logistics specialist" guy said that if his girl did only fans, he would want to help manage her brand, keep her engaged with her fans, and pick other actors to film with her. You have to do some real mental gymnastics to justify something that crazy... Adam 22 is far more, I'll just call it "adjusted," and look at how that's worked out for him. The title of a logistics coordinator, logistics specialist, or whatever he wants to call a truck driver (or maybe dispatcher), is a red flag for that type of insane mental gymnastics.

[@maxglendenning544]

Roman literally just came there to work on his improv

[@johnhannah3849]

Dudes going places fr. I don't know where but I get the feeling that's part of his plan 😂

[@BUCKST3R]

lol

[@Brithater]

Reminds me of Ferris buler

[@maestrofeli4259]

​@@johnhannah3849 I was thinking the same thing. This kid is going places, no one knows which (specially not him)

[@stuniccals2499]

@@johnhannah3849 prolly not back to that trampoline park though

[@networkluv]

this feels like 1 gooner vs 5 normal actually quite decent men

[@AChunkyDog]

Many such cases

[@kyrajithy4176]

Snake guy was artistic

[@Giga_Cheditz]

@@kyrajithy4176 dr eggman my goat fr, would have been nicer if the other 2 guys stayed just to talk a bit more about themselves so she doesn't eliminate based on looks immediatly

[@kyrajithy4176]

@Giga_Cheditz tf do you mean he was so regarded who would bring snakes to a date lmao stop yapping about how the woman was the bad one I mean she wasn’t the best but I’m specifically talking about the regard snake guy, he will never ever feel the touch of a woman

[@Giga_Cheditz]

@@kyrajithy4176 I didn’t say the woman was bad I just wished to see them talk more before eliminating cause they didn’t really get to know each other, hope that helps

[@elijahpelito4722]

The fact that they accidentally hired 5 totally normal men makes this even more funnier.

[@nostalji93]

How normal is it (I guess in Florida?) to walk around with a python around your neck?!

[@rileymorgan9900]

@@nostalji93very. Look of garett florida man

[@xyouthe]

@@nostalji93 that guy's personality was the snake, so he had to bring it around, otherwise in the scene where they ask him what is going to set him apart from the other men, he'd just sit dead quiet

[@nostalji93]

@@xyouthe Idk usually people talk about their interests instead of bringing them to their date. Kinda like the anime guy would bring his waifu pillow or like a gun nerd bringing an AK to an date. Usually not a good idea... I guess what you meant was: The snake was his way of making himself interesting. There is plenty of stuff to talk about it you are a fan of wildlife. This dude seemed to use the poor animals as an accesoire to impress. He either plays a character or is murican AF.

[@victopec8501]

they all fucking weird bro wdym

[@elleora.c]

the guys had more chemistry with each other than with her

[@S3aCa1mRa1n]

For sure

[@AsgerGrosHustedChristiansen]

like it almost always is.

[@Odlopo]

They could all goon together and bond they don’t need a bitch

[@WhiteCheeseTea]

True

[@spongbong0]

correct​@@AsgerGrosHustedChristiansen

[@azuazudesu]

"A grown man going to a trampoline park isn't good" Said by a 32 year old woman who still believes in horoscope

[@envoxtokyo7920]

Ong😭

[@harugisasama]

Damn lol

[@Novsev9069]

Exactly she’s too old to be acting that judgmental unless if she’s acting she needs some humble pie

[@brujafe666]

Her gauge was correct tho given that the kid was literally 18

[@Tojoblindeye]

​@@juniorromero6119I mean, you could make an adults only trampoline park but that's just an insane asylum.

[@jared8002]

"whose face is the reddest now?" "definitely not mine." mitch is so funny and sweet I wish the best for him

[@Giga_Cheditz]

he was definitly the sweetestin the video, shocking how he didn't end up on th 1on1 date

[@Iworkoutandstuff]

@Giga_CheditzI’m glad he didn’t, he deserves someone better than her

[@Ryniegan]

“Am I your type” “You like anime?” I fuck with Mitch so hard

[@gab.4252]

He was on point..

[@Iamjudgemagister]

Same!

[@khazms]

Yeah, Mitch is really down to Earth.

[@Nolan1333]

Same here he's one of us

[@Dmytro_Podorvan]

And her answer like " i appreciate it" like wdym do you watch it or no?

[@goodish9765]

The girl legit seems like the least fun person to be around

[@keuron4674]

most basic white woman I've seen in a hot minute, and she's a feminist

[@moosecannibal8224]

I mean 90% of the show has been the guys talking about themselves and her asking them questions. Anyone would seem unfun when they have to critique and sort through other people for small reasons, and get very little chance to show other sides of yourself.

[@DaWoWzer]

@@moosecannibal8224 it's just the way she reacted to everything and the way she behaved the whole time she was super weird and off putting.

[@DioProteina_TTV]

@@DaWoWzer u are a gooner my guy

[@bofasofa9399]

better than the final guy who talked like a complete nerd

[@BuRble.0]

She thinks going to a trampoline park is childish and she's out here talking about horoscopes and Harry Potter.

[@EmberedAshe]

@@zoranbeatsyou are allergic to fun

[@firechillbro720]

​@@zoranbeats🤓

[@worldfacts5298]

@@zoranbeatsbro is 18 your still basically a kid until like 21 or 22 😭

[@zoranbeats]

@@EmberedAshe hb we talk about how they put mitch in the back simply cus he was the only black guy. Clearly the best choice, most enthusiastic, had the best answers. But nah yall wanna talk about the little goofy white boy who was gonna take her out on a date w his parents money 💀💀 like why tf was he even there he said nothing funny

[@EmberedAshe]

@@zoranbeats nah i aint defending this dude, Mitch was clearly the coolest dude here. Im just saying trampolines are fun, and you cant call it childish if you believe in star signs

[@cmdrpain_]

she's a walking red flag

[@markflakez]

If she already sells her body in some form then there will be worse...

[@GoldenSkeeter]

"how much do you make?"

[@DeadXManXsXStare]

Yeah there were a couple times I would have walked if I was one of the guys lmao

[@destroyermaker]

@@GoldenSkeeter I would've left right there, if she didn't first after I said we split the cheque

[@SFO_Gaming]

Charlie somehow found all the different breeds of Florida man

[@marcosgin777]

This is more accurate than u thinkm

[@andrewsowinski4725]

I didnt see any crackheads

[@summer_salad69]

​@@andrewsowinski4725 that's because it's just the norm lmao

[@MarrisaPlays]

lol i saw the snake and had to double take on the guy, Nah that cant be Chandler he has a significant other......

[@angieolli5022]

😂​@@MarrisaPlays

[@erenloosle]

"i sell plants" brothers a drug dealer

[@jordantro4608]

Nah physics guy

[@Tigerclubk]

Glad to be here in the beginning of this channel ❤❤❤big moist

[@uniquegod1997]

​@@TigerclubkThanks!

[@hankanatorpoo8777]

brother commented this on both vids for likes

[@TheRedThirst]

Exotic Joe jr.

[@grus.clausen]

Being rejected first should be considered a win in this scenario

[@MbitaChizi]

My parents said if I reach 10k, they'd buy me a professional camera for recording... Pls guys Im literally begging you!..

[@grus.clausen]

@@MbitaChizi bad parents

[@qwerty-j6m4q]

whattt its a funny video

[@ToveriJuri]

@@MbitaChizi I think it's time for you to look for better parents.

[@PflanzenChirurg]

ya but the guy was a pathological lyer

[@Coo0oo-0_0-oo0ooL]

Correction: 1 gooner vs 5 chill sucessful guys

[@kirby_michael]

fr her job is gooning

[@jackbplayswt]

who the gooner

[@jackbplayswt]

shit im dumb nvm

[@Coo0oo-0_0-oo0ooL]

@@jackbplayswt Huh?

[@KillerMoth3663]

In casting call: "I'm 22" In intro: "I'm 18" In game: "I'm 23" Bro cannot decide 💀

[@Dr.Funk8864]

The real question is which one is he really?

[@octopus8978]

@@Dr.Funk886450

[@billbill6094]

Bro is probably 16.

[@criisjooy7805]

he's bullshitting his way to life 😂

[@okxyleigh8488]

@@billbill6094No, def around 19-24s if hes actually in USF

[@carrieisaclown]

“He sounds too adventurous.” Charlie: “So you’re more boring.” 😂

[@unbalancednation]

That killed me💀

[@zappy7393]

I LOLed because she said she was looking for adventure...

[@duckstabed7381]

And he's Spot on lol

[@keshup_1]

No filter

[@Geico23]

@@unbalancednationCharlie is so calm

[@cksupreme]

"I'm looking for a guy with a big personality" >Eliminates the guys with the biggest personalities.

[@coresnap]

yeah, they don't actually know what they want. "Big personality. Someone fun".............. 2nd dude eliminated was the most fun!

[@croozerdog]

@@coresnap ask the guy out already

[@BeanFart]

Her nose moves so much when she talks

[@coresnap]

@@croozerdog 😂

[@tastefulsubstance]

​@@coresnap Glazing

[@Aprjtosbricnsgflr]

She literally has nothing in her head except for spiderwebs and dust

[@JBBladersOfficial]

And money

[@Sting-RayGaming]

I mean she’s blonde what do you expect? Lmao

[@Basement_granny]

@Sting-RayGaming it looks fake ngl💀

[@P1ckleFries]

This woman has probably read through these comments and still thinks there is nothing wrong with her personality.

[@The.prophet.of.truth.]

Florida people being Florida people. Funny they're all crazy.

[@gwennvy]

Why is that important?

[@DELZOR]

Nothing wrong with something that does not exist.

[@uh-oh-thats-not-good]

@@The.prophet.of.truth. bros floridaist :( what did I do :(

[@vkap2408]

GIRL NAME AND INSTA @

[@FastGunner2040]

She looked normal, and turned out to be the worst person there.

[@SUBZER0GREEN]

Who would've thunk a 30+ year old woman whose career is selling feet pics and goes on a KZbin dating show is lame

[@ThyToast]

Like really, onlyfans???

[@chunderwear]

@@ThyToastyou don’t care about her asking about his pay?

[@ThyToast]

@@chunderwear no i do. i just stated one of the numerous red flags

[@RedLordOfAlagadda]

@@ThyToast What's wrong with having an Onlyfans??? That's one of the *least* concerning things she said.

[@prg_astro]

"do you like anime?" bro was so real for that

[@dazz_2d]

bro had priorities, but unfortunatly i already knew she was finna skip him for that one

[@HikaruYamamoto]

I knew that woman wouldn't watch any anime. She is way too bimbo for that. I'm a woman who watches so much anime I've learned to speak a lot of japanese.

[@filthyfrank.5]

Yikes get a life bro

[@kingnaima]

@@dazz_2d yeah

[@kingnaima]

@@filthyfrank.5 saying get a life under a 5 gooners video is crazy

[@bray2424]

the fact that she asked how much he made right of the bat and then took the money over a PAID SECOND DATE which that nice gentleman should tell you everything you can think about her

[@destroyermaker]

She wasn't saying yes to the money so much as saying no to him

[@cafesportivo9004]

"Do you like adventures?" "Depends... where do you want to go :)" "Jungles."

[@Artyom-x8t]

It was legit though, true adventure! Let's go baby!

[@crabruler1590]

@@Artyom-x8t brother knew what he wanted

[@HaiRune]

Jungles took me out but also respect for what he likes lmao

[@tojo8679]

The men truely dodged a bullet by not having to date the girl

[@Rightly_Divided]

I fully agree.

[@Max25670]

Another vid where the guys should just ditch the girl and become bros instead.

[@sckmindfrud]

-every man after being rejected😂

[@ScriptingProdigium]

@@sckmindfrud average lonely geezer

[@Derasarm]

@@Max25670I get your point on this video tbh but to say as always is just rooted in sexism

[@CovenantGarage]

I love how Roman just showed up to troll

[@Cringility]

He was out to rizz, sadly that was an L rizz doe

[@Variety_Pack]

That kid's gonna struggle lmao

[@pg2mcdoubles]

@@Variety_Packthat kids prolly gonna be a news anchor or sun shit🤣🤣

[@eliasvonbrille]

​@@Variety_Pack With what? Only thing I could see here is that he is confident and fun. Not exactly personality traits that will make you "struggle".

[@lonelylama5222]

@@Variety_PackNo he isn’t. He seems like a cool guy with good charisma.

[@Selene0-107]

Mich, or however his name is spelt, seemed like a sweet heart. I couldn’t help but aww when he raised his hand and said me, me, me😭😭

[@TherealDJali]

Hey it’s Mitch. Thanks for the compliment. I appreciate it ❤️

[@butteredsalmon2860]

​@@TherealDJalilmao you adorable bro 😭😭😭

[@TherealDJali]

@@butteredsalmon2860thanks. Ppl tell me ima cutie from time to time

[@JBBladersOfficial]

@@TherealDJaliis it actually?

[@TherealDJali]

@@JBBladersOfficial yeah it’s real me

[@omegalongdong]

"I'm looking for a guy with a big personality" Ignores the guys with the big personalities and goes for the physically attractive one

[@matejnovosad9152]

And that guy still had triple her personality at least.

[@berosar]

looks = personality

[@Bsedlookmax]

Blackpill always collects

[@ShtikMahn]

You want her to land up with the child?

[@eashanahluwalia9599]

They want strong kids bruh blame biology go punch the dirt or sum shit

[@N4awesome]

When she said "i don't know why anyone is an adult going to a trampoline park" charlie looked offended

[@mattxnyce]

Feels bad, dude. If she won't go to a trampoline party, she doesn't deserve you.

[@dungeon_daddy9131]

She kinda annoying as hell 😂 Boring => Check Money hungry => Check Believes in gender equality but wants a "Man" to pay for her meals. And most infuriating of all, Believes OF is woman empowerment, lmao ! She is a walking red flag 😂

[@kennylaysh2776]

She fits right in with the awful people in "the Button" show lol. I was hoping the dudes were gonna be like "ya know, let's be bros and get outta here" lmao

[@tramarthomas6105]

@@kennylaysh2776 awful? she has opinions like everybody else

[@blakebermuda9613]

Agreed. I would never date somebody that boring. What’s wrong with calisthenic exercise? It’s more exciting than doom scrolling 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@WilliamBrunson-pr8ff]

she didn't deserve any of them bro, they dodged a bullet.

[@therandommusicguy4773]

less like dodging a bullet, more like dodging a dead weight

[@chlovember]

bro her reactions to some of the stuff they said genuinely hurt tbh, like when one of them said about loving video games and another mentioned loving adventure, she just looked so disappointed bruh

[@layladavis02]

Yeah I hope she was just playing a character to make things funny because jeez

[@DarkBunnyLord]

Yeaaaaah red flags were her unnecessarily shitting on the guys push up form, asking about how much he makes, kinda mocking the dude for not kissing a girl in months suggesting she goes through guys fast, let’s be real OF in a relationship? Nah man like if you’re single more power to you but that’s a big no otherwise for 99% of what’s on there.

[@WilliamBrunson-pr8ff]

@@DarkBunnyLord in the end she only cared about if they had money and worked out:/

[@kiritadoshi]

-first thing out of her mouth was about horoscopes -eliminates the two people she finds least attractive -was disgusted by a guy just cause he doesnt sleep around -victim blamed one guy for having a toxic ex, and bullied another for no reason. -Ended up picking the guy she thinks is the hottest. -immediately asks about his paycheck, and then pushes the boundary that he clearly established -brings up sexual content constantly -names off the most superficial shit possible for what she likes -and then immediately takes the money Say sike rn

[@weirddd469]

she was not that bad she was just plain this is just a huge reach

[@austinjohnson4505]

@@weirddd469she was awful

[@parkersmicrobes]

I mean sure, if you want to read everything she did in bath faith lol

[@EvangeliqueG]

Yea she has a pretty awful personality lol

[@psychicbyinternet]

Why is it bad to date people you find attractive though? Isn't that important in terms of intimacy lmao. Do you not find attractiveness important? I agree with some of the other stuff you said but the attractiveness thing is a reach. And I'm pretty sure when you're dating people you prefer people you're more attracted to.

[@Lancelliot7]

Bro screw the chick. The last three should go to the bar together and film their experience. Such good chemistry.

[@TherealDJali]

Hey this is Mitch, we all still communicate. It was great

[@ch._josh.1k]

ohhh shi wassup gng​@@TherealDJali

[@Jebu911]

@@TherealDJali Great to hear! You all seemed like good dudes to chat with.

[@JediMasterBaiter]

@@Jebu911 Let's get a D&D sesh goin'!

[@syfer.]

@@TherealDJali YAYYY so happy for yall, have so much fun together!!

[@hogandromgool2062]

"What's the last thing you googled?" "Probably, Gooner" Me too bud, me too.

[@chriswil8252]

What’s it mean?

[@hogandromgool2062]

@@chriswil8252 I would answer but I don't trust youtube not to flag me.

[@jeskoschulte299]

@@chriswil8252 google it ;P

[@cuboidbum]

WHY DID I SEARCH IT UP

[@youraveragecupofjoe8461]

@@chriswil8252 I means you like to slam your meat with your fist right up until you erupt like a volcano but stop right before then over and over which hypnotises you into seeing sounds and hearing colors or somethin like that.

[@trumpeterjen]

The weirdest part to me is when the guy said he hasn’t kissed a girl in months and she laughed at him and clearly judged him. What’s up with that? He’s single. A few months of not kissing someone is not abnormal.

[@themarlboromandalorian]

Women don't like/trust men as being "safe" unless they've been vetted by other women. So they can steal them. It's kinda sad how women kinda just tear eachother apart all game of Thrones style, but if you put twenty of them in a class with four dudes, the women will split into factions, and disregard the men until one displays interest, at which point they'll put down the interested party, trying to take the man for themselves. It's really really sad. Go watch that Bear Grylls show where they put men on an island and women on an island, and see which group is happier.

[@cdcalkin]

I had more respect for him after he admitted that. I've never understood single people not being able to go more than a few weeks without kissing or sex.

[@Kiingg1002]

@@cdcalkinlol usually there isn’t a choice

[@infectedpotato117]

i was gonna say, like, months? thats pretty recent for someone whos single.

[@potatospartan6056]

Bruh I'm 25 and never kissed anyone. My gooning history probably hasn't helped. 😏

[@musicman4973]

Mitch had the best vibes fr

[@zbb69bbz]

I’m glad the guy who got to the end actually claimed goonership

[@lirich0]

New sentence unlocked

[@krazyxki]

He reminds me a lot of Matt! Love that dudes energy lol I could totally see him being a part of the crew.

[@randeepyasintha140]

damn dude, that twist at the end made feel depressed and hopeless at the same time. I hope that girl reached out to him after the show for the second date so she can have both money and the date. I don't see a problem in that. She could use Charlie's money for the second date.

[@MoistTheWetOne]

@@randeepyasintha140I know the guy and she told him she wanted to use the money for the date, turns out Charlie would have paid way more if she chose the date option but 🤷‍♂️ There was no follow up date

[@thiccmama4724]

@@randeepyasintha140wouldn’t really make sense since the money is a mystery amount (I’d bet it’s not something too big since people don’t really carry money like that) and if they went on a second date all of the expenses would’ve been paid for as said by Charlie, so if she took the money then went on a second date both of them would most likely lose money rather than gain or stay neutral.

[@mutantraze3681]

The last 3 guys should’ve just played D&D together instead of going for the gold-digger

[@noriadripchadkyoin480]

Exactly what I was thinking, the real prize was getting to meet each other, not Ms. Boring and Kinda Mean

[@user-kj6sw3to4m]

Right

[@user-kj6sw3to4m]

Or at least went n played some video games or something

[@MyrddintheBard]

We need an episode where the guys get together and play d&d. They had great chemistry

[@corpingtons]

Seriously

[@millville444]

Mitch was hella respectful, you could tell by the way he kinda nervously laughed when she asked him about ass or tits. Honest answer when he said, "she has to be cute but she doesn't have to have either". Great answer, big dawg.

[@JokersD0ll]

As a cat clover I would date him he’s so cute

[@Modikie]

honestly i gotta agree. theres this girl i like that ive known for years. why ive never asked her out yet? because im nervous even though she seems more nervous than me but anyway she doesnt have either and but shes cute and has such a cute vibe to her. once i see her again i should try going on a date with her if shes still single. last time i saw her, our families were rafting and she brought her male friend, supposedly not her boyfriend so i may have a chance. wish me luck 🤞

[@RL_Happy]

​@@Modikie shoot your shot big guy

[@Jenniferrr2014]

@@Modikie goodluck!!!!!!

[@N2JokerTV]

Mitch the actual MVP

[@portadordelwiju]

This girl gives extra "boring" vibes! I love how charlie just says it to her face lol

[@brandonloveless7497]

Going on a dating show then choosing money over going on a date is crazy.

[@MsHojat]

I disagree. I think there's many things she could be criticized for but not that. Most women can get dates easily, and she probably wasn't interested in him romantically.

[@-ClerzZ-]

@@MsHojat She was all about that bag. Even with him saying he was a lawyer, she asked about his wage. She then proceeded to take the money over a date.

[@tonkabur3615]

​@@-ClerzZ- she was peeping game from the start and all the questions she asks is just her seeing if it's worth the hassle

[@tonkabur3615]

She can't even name a thing she likes of him off rip

[@brettervonkanada6102]

To be fair none of the guys had any game except for maybe Mitch. They were all awkward af and didn't excite her at all. I think she was pretty nice and open minded even though she was probably bored af. You cannot force someone to go on a date if they're not feeling it, even if the guy was Henry Cavill.

[@jaroswl9574]

"Compared to the other guys, I stand out because I have a big snake"

[@diyargumus3023]

🤨

[@freaknite3513]

Drake alert ⚠️

[@Penguingamerfr]

​@freaknite3513 The girl is literally older

[@Rissper.]

You can literally see them lose interest in her with every word that comes out of her mouth lmao

[@Amariachiband]

so insanely factual

[@Null834]

As soon as she said “how much money you make?” That was it. Vague personality type doesn’t think for herself but follows the trend of modern day women

[@Amariachiband]

@@Null834 precisely, e.g: doing only fans is about the only hobby dis ho mentioned

[@ascina]

@@Null834 not trying to justify her but come on, she's successful too, she's an attorney so it's only fair that she asks for an equally successful man lol. if she brought nothing to the table, well that's a different case. however i'm in law school too so trust me when i say that we get heavily brainwashed when it comes to money.

[@عمرحليله-خ7ع]

@@ascina She brings nothing to the table in terms of personality.

[@ruimy9]

Jordan is like that one chill anime character in the crew who's the first one to die.

[@Cr0nen]

She was more insufferable than the 18, i mean 22... 23 year old?

[@xii_xiix_xxiv]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@Myhandleisasecret123]

I think he said 35

[@vocondus]

“Oh no”

[@viderevero1338]

@zenityracer75 Is there really a difference? LOL.

[@ahhculdee]

Dude's got balls I'll give him that.

[@naturaldisastergames]

"I'm an attorney and read my horoscope today" is not two things i expected in the same sentence.

[@roberttractortaylor]

Then she asked if they were cool with her fans only after that. I'm very confused whether she actually does for a living because they didn't show her answering any of their questions.

[@gjgaming2133]

​@@roberttractortaylor she's an of girl. She isn't an attorney lol

[@Deuterocomical]

I love how “I haven’t been kissed in months” was such a huge shock to her

[@Wayward_Warlock]

Onlyfans model, she lives in that world of casual sex and meaningless chasing of a dragon she hasn't fully visualized and wouldn't know what to ask it if she found it. She doesn't realize she lives in a completely different world from most people, let alone these guys put in front of her willing to give her a chance.

[@dorkdoodle5922]

because she sucked 3 guys off within the past week and has a body count of at least 80

[@YaBoyDanny-k5m]

She was surprised he got a kiss in the first place

[@mag1631]

right? I don't think that's a weird thing at all for a single guy.

[@dontshoot42]

Fr immediate red flag.

[@totallyrealname6376]

I'd watch a DND session with the last three dudes, that would go so fuggin' hard.

[@bassbone98]

Mitch is a true definition of a bro he is humble, and brings the boys up. He has my absolute respect.

[@hovernut5560]

Yes, I agree. I vibe with Mitch, he’s so cool :3

[@s0rtaananym]

ikr

[@TherealDJali]

Hey everyone this is Mitch. Thank you for all your support I really appreciate it.

[@arknark]

@@TherealDJali Hell yeah dude

[@riorobins1311]

@@TherealDJaligood man Mitch keep living your truth my brudda 🎉🎉👊🏻👊🏻

[@MasterLink924]

“Why would an adult go to a trampoline place?” “SO WHAT HARRY POTTER HOUSE ARE YOU IN?!” The hypocrisy lol

[@vsbung]

and she was talking about her horoscope at the start too

[@MikaTarkela]

Yeah she's delusional, so many red flags.

[@llamaczech]

You know, or she was scoping for Harry Potter adults. She also coincidentally got rid of the guy who gave in depth HP house lore. Edit: to be clear, she could also just be a hypocrite. Just pointing out there's more ways to look at that than "woman bad."

[@llamaczech]

​@@MikaTarkelagod forbid a woman show deadpan humour.

[@llamaczech]

@Purplegreen45 intro to how language works: people can communicate ideas without saying the literal words. For example, criticising everything a woman does as delusional, red flags, and hypocrisy while not touching the dodgy shit the guys do. Makes it kinda blatantly obvious what the issue actually is.

[@IcanBeatThat]

I appreciate moist saying "you're too boring for that?"

[@jcnot9712]

It felt cathartic when she tried to feed him spaghetti and he pushed it down almost reflexively lol

[@Wibtlol]

You already know moist was cringing when she mentioned her sign 😂

[@suspicioussand]

Starting the conversation by reciting the fresh horoscope is a BIG red flag

[@enochimmanuel9142]

I AM GLAD no one had to go with her, she was NOT a real person. She is the kinda person Charlie grills on a daily basis

[@NGNM2027]

Hard agree. Blank slate headahh

[@hiroakihanyu]

yah, have to agree on that - without having the intention to insult her, but yah... she kinda makes that impression

[@Artyom-x8t]

Yeah she was very judgy no good vibes tbh

[@xjk8977]

"ass or tits" ma'am have some self respect

[@fiskbomb]

Title change..............One GOONER Tries to Date five REAL Guys

[@goodish9765]

I literally was going to comment this😭 it’s facts though

[@griffindunne5922]

Ong

[@whiterabit]

You beat me to it

@@whiterabit four* guys and 1 kid

[@themarlboromandalorian]

Kid was goofy yeah.

[@cosmi_]

Disqualifying someone for going to a trampoline park as an adult is pretty lame

[@audrete6071]

yeah

[@namesluca]

thats what im saying

[@danielhughes733]

shes 31 hes 18 that age gap is insane. she disqualified him cause hes young as hell

[@KnoxAdonis]

She's way older than him I don't blame her lmao. Im only 24 and 18 is already too young for me

[@FcoEnriquePerez]

I mean, she at the end went for the money, that tells you a lot.

[@LaBarBQ]

Mitch jumped on that opportunity to be an OF pimp 🤣

[@brendan9868]

Jordan is my hero. Bros just out here high as nuts, chillin with some snakes and talking about wanting to wrestle some gators. He is the peak Florida man

[@Vindicee]

Nah he's not just the peak. I'm convinced he's one of the primordial Florida Man

[@sssaint555]

need to find out his @

[@caseyrussell7877]

I’m looking for some validation I swear to god that man looks like a Timothe Chalamet

[@itsawave3127]

Dudes too good for that girl, she's immature and shallow.

[@retrovomit2918]

she was the real gooner

[@kevinhibbard320]

Im not much of a golfer, whats our backup date?

[@dagothur1079]

@@kevinhibbard320 The streets.

[@BeretBay]

12:21 Charlie just non chalantly saying, "and you're more boring, then...is what that's sounding to me" was hilariously appropriate.

[@danielgelfond8491]

"You ether die a hero or watch yourself become a villain" - The perfect description of moistcrittical. After his rejection, he makes others go through the same.

[@ruhenot6682]

Why does she react disgusted after hearing, that the lawyer didnt kiss a women in weeks? Does she not want to feel special at all? Geez

[@StriderAngel496]

nope they want the chad that comes with other women juice on him from 10 mins ago to ram her as well just to cry and complain on twitter that man are all trash. have fun with 10 cats horoscope lady

[@vert2552]

yeah, that sounded like a red flag to me right away and bit later she asked about having OF so instantly id check out

[@Bozey0]

Months!

[@stevencrotteau1812]

wtf is wrong with that. and his push up form was on point. insane

[@Bozey0]

If anything it shows the guy doesn't just chase tail and score hoes, he's getting therapy, helping himself and waiting for the right girl. They are too good for her

[@Canadian_Ben_]

Ryan from the shoulders up: tech support Ryan from the shoulders down: convict

[@reeceloomis673]

More like dahmer from the shoulders up lol

[@kaboosuu]

thats everyone in cybersecurity lmao

[@Militant_Vegan]

He got the serial killer glasses too

[@0v3rgr0wn]

Find me a convict that wears no-show socks and skinny jeans

[@kdkdkdbdkddn3]

​@@0v3rgr0wnok should I send him to your home ?

[@mapsinanutshell]

This is hands down going to be PBS’s best show ever made. Sesame Street has nothing on Charlie’s current potential

[@jessemach5817]

The crossover would be nuts like imagine him and cookie monster would have a great chemistry

[@L8dyAriel]

@@jessemach5817 I'd like to see Charlie play with Animal on drums.

[@mage1439]

@@jessemach5817 Charlie meeting Cookie Monster would melt my mind, and I'd love it.

[@hammm304]

Are you the guy that makes Google map battles

[@Ar1AnX1x]

wait, this is gonna be on PBS?

[@jared8002]

they had great chemistry purely based on his ability to be charismatic and likeable and she still took the money in his wallet

[@kinley.-.]

This girl sounds lame asf. It sounds so fun to go play golf on a first date when neither of you have ever played. Sounds like a goofy fun ass time

[@ToveriJuri]

I kind of get it. Golt feels a bit uneventful and stationary as sport, but on the other hand as you said, would probably be pretty fun to try it out something that's new and different for both.

[@allyn6720]

she gave of vibes of a highschool mean girl ngl, a lot of her answers were superficial.

[@SamRMoyer]

@@allyn6720what sorts of questions would you have asked? And we haven’t seen what the scripting is like for this anyway so 🤷‍♂️

[@TheSm1thers]

I like to go on dates to those crazy golf places that serve drinks as well

[@masterjimdandy]

Wanna play golf?

[@bangotrue1089]

She really made fun of Austins pushup form even though right before the pushups he says "i just know youre gonna make fun of my form" Girls a villian.

[@tjthrillajaw]

Mmm no too bland to be a villan. A little imp is more like it.

[@jmdyt3626]

You can definitely see why’s she’s still single at 32

[@sev_phz7961]

and he had the best form out of them😂😂

[@Akira-xm9ck]

Honestly anyone into astrology is devious

[@switswit100]

Ik I'm late to the party but was I the only one to see the face she made or what? 😂

[@SelFreeLions]

Bro Mitch is such a sweetheart bro deserved better “Appreciate the opportunity”🤕

[@bravoarvo]

Johnny silverhand

[@EventhorizonShadows]

but this is literally just entertainment. I highly doubt any of them came here so naive that they truly believed it was a shot with a random stranger. shes hot but that doesn't mean she's missing 99% of her brain & is the most boring person ever. if you ever just go on a date with a stranger based on looks and have not gotten to know each other as friends at all you gotta reevaluate & understand that's why all past relationships ended

[@JeromeProductions]

Facts

[@TherealDJali]

Hey this is Mitch. I really appreciate you all for your support thank you.

[@jud9085]

​@@TherealDJali Mitch if it is rlly u, say something mitch would say

[@sm0lvoicc958]

0:40 she makes charlie look tall

[@cannedbread1217]

wdym? he is tall?

[@JaxxedGaming]

She heard Cybersecurity and instantly started talking about a hypothetical date that he is going to pay for. She immediately thought "Me and Mr. Money."

[@eliasvonbrille]

She would have done the same thing with the truck driver. Have you forgotten? The men's money is the Woman's money. And the Woman's money is the Woman's money. At least that's obviously how she thinks with the whole "you pay for everything on a date cuz men" Etc.

[@JaxxedGaming]

@@eliasvonbrille You're 100%. I do get the impression that she was a little bit more excited about Cyberguy because the fem hivemind told her to look for that.

[@sailoragitate900]

yall js straight misogynistic at this point, that’s such a common question asked during these type of approaches and it’s clear yall have never talked to anyone like that

[@eliasvonbrille]

@@sailoragitate900 Thank god I never have.

[@meganixi5282]

@@JaxxedGaming dawg you are talking about females like they are a hyper advanced species of ants or bees that are connected with a hive mind who's sole purpose is stealing money from male humanoid organisms

[@ohnePixelVids]

She's a huge red flag, and will be single for many more years.

[@Geico23]

How do

[@williantheodoro2608]

she's a MASSIVE red flag

[@Polo-wk7zl]

Projection

[@josho.9530]

YEP! Flags waving higher than Mt. Everest.

[@josho.9530]

@@Polo-wk7zl LMAO what? I guess you missed her "I'm better than everyone" gazes and passive aggressive insults, as if her time were being wasted. She was there for the money in Charlie's wallet.

[@kebab_boi]

I’d easily pick Mitch. He’s such a down to earth, chill, and humble dude. Doesn’t boast about himself, but makes sure that everyone around him is seen and heard. What a king. Mitch is real boyfriend material.

[@arhyper9914]

He's black

[@bolk5802]

yea but hes black

[@kebab_boi]

@@bolk5802 found the 4chan user 🤓

[@nurelljucida962]

She ranked him second in attractiveness so must mean something if she was honest

[@kebab_boi]

@@bolk5802 I live inside your walls.

[@X2muselk]

Casting team: so, how big of a pick me are you? Mitch: yes.

[@CatOnAMelon]

Please use hyphens. I had a stroke reading that.

[@unhappybacon3292]

Mitch was the best one out of all of them. Man was a whole vibe, and he didn't act like he had to put up fake smiles for a girl

[@woodyworld5939]

Bro, I literally would have left the competition, they literally picked the worst woman imaginable.

[@casseuregi4103]

Literally

[@CeRz]

As soon as she mentioned OF "NEXT!"

[@Dr.Longest]

I would choose all the homies over her lol.

[@Eco19]

Oh i would have told her straight up exactly how i felt soon as her true colors came out in the second round

[@Irrelevant210]

Also her saying she doesn’t fw trampoline parks as an adult and not liking the adventure. She sounds so boring, I could not be with her at all.

[@Blayden_Mattox]

It warms my heart to see the comments collectively hate on this girl

[@chronchris1486]

I mean she makes it pretty easy tbh.

[@dynomar11]

I feel like it's mostly 30-year-old guys. Wishing they were on the show

[@BananaGusFringFan]

Yeah weird for yt comment sections to be valid ngl

[@TheDarkOne3141]

Fucking made my day

[@bobankefer828]

@@dynomar11 nah I'm 22, she is not likeable. I don't wish to be on the show, and I like older girls

[@Grizzl.y]

Mitch seemed like such a nice, chill, humble, down to earth, and RESPECTFULLY WELL MANNERED dude, and the way he explained his story with his ex reminded me of my situation, it seems like the “nice” guys evidently “turn women crazy” and get the shit end of the stick…

[@TherealDJali]

Hey this is Mitch. You’re definitely correct nice guys finish last in life. But also thanks for the recognition

[@masterplanner2364]

Those last three men seemed so gosh dang sweet and wholesome, while the lady seemed pretty rude and judgy. I think they honestly dodged a bullet.

[@billbill6094]

She's there to judge them, the entire point.

[@masterplanner2364]

@@billbill6094 Fair.

[@adr3anna]

@@billbill6094 When they sat down to eat together she could’ve said more about herself, but didn’t. And she just assumed that the one guy’s ex being toxic was completely his fault. Weird.

[@TheDarkOne3141]

They didn't dodge a bullet my guy, they dodged a fucking missle with a lawsuit attached to it 💀

[@スミル日本]

@@TheDarkOne3141 TRUE. especially since she's a money grubbing lawyer 💀

[@anonymouscat]

The second Morgana said she's a capricorn you all know her client going to jail life

[@Desertfox915]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@odanobunaga8636]

Truer words haven't been spoken

[@user-cc4rn6om4i]

Is she on only fans tho

[@krazyxki]

You wrong for this 💀💀

[@HighTheir_]

“your honour, my client was giving virgo energy”

[@furryanarchist5100]

- don’t be disabled - don’t be excited about adventure - have good push up form

[@subarashiikylox]

Nah dawg this girl is just toxic ur good

[@tjenaallamonsterdiggare6577]

- Be money in Charlie's wallet

[@stealthassulter]

The moment a girl says what would you think if I was an only fans.. I would send myself home

[@stealthassulter]

Look how she fed him the spaghetti knowing that it wasn't being nice it was just testing if it was fucked up or not

[@stealthassulter]

There's a reason why they never bring a real man into a dating show because the real man would not tolerate any of this nonsense.. they would put the girl in our place and dominate the whole field

[@KTO2nd]

0:58 bro can read his hand well😂😂

[@Silver-Nao]

Bro she just broke charlies heart when she said "a grown man going to a trampoline park isnt good"

[@soultheconfusing9563]

Right?? I was like so adults aren’t allowed to have fun now??

[@nabru3491]

Right that's fine but I draw the line at hitting kids with Dodgeballs, assuring you have the same sense of humor is a must first.

[@adria3960]

@@soultheconfusing9563my friends and i went a few months ago and we 're all 19-21 😭

[@space_monkey99]

She hates having fun i guess😔

[@MarrisaPlays]

@@soultheconfusing9563 she seemed like the kind of girl that just wants to be wined and dined and given shopping sprees.

[@chelseyhussein7899]

Mitch seems like the sweetest guy tho tbh

[@michaelonmichaelonmichael]

I was pulling for Mitch hard, but I honestly feel like he dodged a bullet

[@chelseyhussein7899]

@@michaelonmichaelonmichael yeah she only cared for money🤷🏼‍♀️

[@joakuz]

Yes he does!

[@galenplatt398]

@@michaelonmichaelonmichael I know dude I was devastated when he got sent home!!

[@wooblydooblygod3857]

​@@chelseyhussein7899she only asked it on the pasta part tho. The rest of the time she didn't talk about it.

[@j.e4220]

I like how the men just support each other no matter what, that's the real man power

[@harrycarter6244]

If a woman had asked me what I make on the first date I would have got up and left without saying a word.

[@psychicbyinternet]

I mean, don't people ask that just to make conversation sometimes? I think I was asking this guy about if the pay was good for a job just to make conversation and he seemed offended. I was just curious, most of the guys I like make close to minimum wage anyway.

[@TheShape063]

I ain't saying she's a gold digger but the dollar signs in her eyes might be blocking her view of some nice guys to date.

[@daintydalmatian]

🥱

[@infernape494]

Her career and her tan said it all brother

[@trumpisbackboi]

THE GUY LITERALLY SAID HE HAD HUNDRED OF THOUSANDS IN THE BANK AND SHE DIDNT CARE WTF

[@sev_phz7961]

then she woulda gone for the lawyer😂 like wha

[@funnyelectro6218]

​@@sev_phz7961 Nah look up cyber security salaries pretty sure they're paid more than lawyers

[@crackededge9351]

She judged the truck driver for having 6 cats like she isn’t going to end up a crazy cat person herself 💀

[@gwennvy]

Logic where

[@TurboCringe420]

​@@gwennvybro 30ish with no partner and that personality? She is gonna be cat lady in couple of year

[@leylammmdli8315]

@@TurboCringe420 lol🤣😂

[@theeBLANKspace]

​@@TurboCringe420 the fact that I have seen this personality in so many women that it's normal to me

[@renrww6847]

@@TurboCringe420normal personality go out women don’t owe you nun

[@catnem5401]

Mitch is the sweetest man, he deserves the world

[@marta6712]

I KNOW RIGHT!!!!!

[@Evy-dj1ko]

I love that he raises cats!

[@ayychuchi]

yes

[@MbitaChizi]

My parents said if I reach 10k, they'd buy me a professional camera for recording... Pls guys Im literally begging you!...

[@kevinmejia6896]

Mitch was super chill. Truck driver that likes anime

[@Andtherewasguitar]

She makes you pay for dinner AND chooses the money in a stranger's pocket over you. What a catch.

[@YoutubeCat-ie1pc]

I dont even know where those internet shows always get those miserable women from, and I say that as a woman myself.

[@rd5184]

If you’re a feminine man just say that💀paying for the meal has been what men do for decades.. it’s called being a provider 💀 this generation of men is so sad thinking you can just have a girl and not even have to pay for a meal

[@DanBlabbers]

How much was in his wallet!?

[@ibra8096]

@@DanBlabbersnone. He pays by app or card

[@blonded00xo]

Mitch is the most humble guy i've ever seen.

[@TherealDJali]

Thanks i try-Mitch

[@maddo-hq9jr]

Humble? Don't know. Haven't seen enough to make an assumption. But he's def real. He does not act. And he's weird in a good way like he's interesting. I like that.

[@TherealDJali]

@@maddo-hq9jr I appreciate the compliment

[@Nemira319]

Who wouldve thought she was a gold digger...surprise surprise. She deserves none of them.

[@andrewperoutka8449]

I was gonna say the same. She heard that "Cybersecurity" from the start and you could just see it on her face she heard "Money" and I think that's why she asked the question at the end and was approving of it. Also why she agree with his answer that the man should pay for everything.

[@phoenixgirl70]

She’s a lawyer. I think she’s doing just fine financially. Just probably wants a certain lifestyle and someone else to contribute to that or can stay home until the kids are in school. That I could understand. But as far as who’s supposed to pay and other comments she was much to focused on money. But I didn’t like her at all. Zero personality and not very nice.

[@speakingof8106]

@@andrewperoutka8449 It's a dating gameshow bro. My brother in christ, I have to tell you to not look this deep.

[@fartz3808]

They were all bad. The guys were complete pushovers (except the kid and python guy, the two she immediately removed) and this woman clearly didn't respect any of them. A man needs to show much more resistance towards one like her. Set boundaries very early on.

[@gwennvy]

Oh please she's a lawyer

[@DandSlifts]

Brother at the end dodged a massive bullet

[@giana6886]

Wow that truck driver guy, he deserves a woman who will treat him right. Hes genuinely a great guy.

[@nayan7398]

but bro gave simp vibes so hard when asked abt OF.

[@shodan1565]

@@nayan7398 yeah lol that got me cringe so hard

[@SUBZER0GREEN]

He kinda sounds like a loser gonna be honest

[@Warner-ok7cw]

Ik dude stuped a bit but he was only trying to appease

[@noisnecsa995]

@@Warner-ok7cw stooped

[@AxskullTV]

Disappointed we didn't get to see the mystery amount in the wallet

[@kingboss9119]

Ik what the heck

[@eighter5720]

yah bro wtf, lmaoo

[@bigmac3524]

There was probably nothing in his wallet lmao

[@knitt_whitt]

@@bigmac3524a moth flew out when he opened it

[@RandalMcDaniel]

Bro I know!

[@imaginarypath7867]

you could immediately tell she didn’t really want to chose any of them, and that she wasn’t engaged in any of the conversations. I'm not saying she's is bad person, but her intentions were clear.

[@yeheard]

She didn’t deserve any of them

[@justice5408]

I don’t know how to say this, but the dudes were kings and she was insufferable. And I went into this expecting reeeaaaally cringy or even incely answers. I mean yes the freshman and snake guy were weird, but I didn’t think the other three guys were bad at all from this video.

[@jessiewuzhere123]

​@@justice5408The Snake Guy had the most personality wdym?? 😂

[@Vincent-vv5ll]

@@jessiewuzhere123 word mitch, snake guy, 18 year old and ryan were all chill

[@GentM2015]

@@justice5408 How was she insufferable? I know she hurt your feelings somehow but I promise you can listen to women speak without crying about it.

[@TheBrooms]

The Fact she chose the money instead of a second date tells me she's a gold digger

[@own4801]

Literally my ideal dream date: blank white room with single bowl of spaghetti and Charlie walking around in the background occasionally throwing in remarks.

[@masoodvoon8999]

Yeah generic supermarket pasta which Charlie wouldn't touch lol.

[@ibra8096]

@@masoodvoon8999he def would though

[@jessy1982]

Mitch was such a cool, nice, self assured gentleman. Would be great if he'd come up next with five woman competing to date him.

[@3trilliontrees]

cruinge, literally stereotype black dude

[@jessy1982]

@@3trilliontrees He was a bit stereotypy, especially the OF answer, but he was still a good guy.

[@Dr_Cardiologist_99]

Nope.Of answer is a red falg

[@starfighter11]

​@@Dr_Cardiologist_99 How? Red flag for who?

[@citizenfoffie7605]

@@starfighter11 Anyone who isn't a cuck

[@tigransafaryan6619]

She's a walking red flag. I'm glad she stayed true to her nature and took the money in the end. That guy deserves better.

[@GamerTim3]

her talm bout astrology at the beginning was a big red flag

[@samwright2156]

I commented something similar I definitely agree

[@emm4148]

Bro the way she acts too is creepy

[@MrSlaughterrific]

@@GamerTim3 as soon as she said that I was already out the door

[@tmillz120]

How much money do you make? Can I do OF? Are you going to pay for everything?

[@JacobLyfts]

32 and single, it's the astrology.

[@Leon-b5g3j]

😂