Five GOONERS Try to Date a REAL Girl

We took 5 verified GOONERS and made them fight tooth and nail for the love of a real-life single woman.

[@elleoracochran9556]

the guys had more chemistry with each other than with her

[@S3aCa1mRa1n]

For sure

[@AsgerGrosHustedChristiansen]

like it almost always is.

[@Odlopo]

They could all goon together and bond they don’t need a bitch

[@WhiteCheeseTea]

True

[@spongbong0]

correct​@@AsgerGrosHustedChristiansen

[@azuazu04]

"A grown man going to a trampoline park isn't good" Said by a 32 year old woman who still believes in horoscope

[@envoxtokyo7920]

Ong😭

[@harugisasama]

Damn lol

[@Novsev9069]

Exactly she’s too old to be acting that judgmental unless if she’s acting she needs some humble pie

[@friendlyworm420]

Her gauge was correct tho given that the kid was literally 18

[@juniorromero6119]

Somehow, I think more people are okay with a 30 year old believing in horoscopes rather than a grown man going to a place where kids are the target audience

[@FastGunner2040]

She looked normal, and turned out to be the worst person there.

[@SUBZER0GREEN]

Who would've thunk a 30+ year old woman whose career is selling feet pics and goes on a KZbin dating show is lame

[@ThyToast]

Like really, onlyfans???

[@chunderwear]

@@ThyToastyou don’t care about her asking about his pay?

[@ThyToast]

@@chunderwear no i do. i just stated one of the numerous red flags

[@newgoog9423]

@@ThyToast What's wrong with having an Onlyfans??? That's one of the *least* concerning things she said.

[@P1ckleFries]

This woman has probably read through these comments and still thinks there is nothing wrong with her personality.

[@The.prophet.of.truth.]

Florida people being Florida people. Funny they're all crazy.

[@gwennvy]

Why is that important?

[@DELZOR]

Nothing wrong with something that does not exist.

[@uh-oh-thats-not-good]

@@The.prophet.of.truth. bros floridaist :( what did I do :(

[@vkap2408]

GIRL NAME AND INSTA @

[@Gator702]

1 Gooner vs 4 Confused Men and a Disabled Child. This channel is going places.

[@pascalbreedeveld8117]

Who is the gooner?

[@Amateurafied]

@@pascalbreedeveld8117 the woman

[@TjallieBrrr]

LMAO

[@TjallieBrrr]

That kid is 100% going to end up on the news within 5 years

[@DystopianUtopia8]

In fairness to the kid, Charlie did promise him some chicken tenders and a juice box.

[@elijahpelito4722]

The fact that they accidentally hired 5 totally normal men makes this even more funnier.

[@nostalji75]

How normal is it (I guess in Florida?) to walk around with a python around your neck?!

[@rileymorgan9900]

@@nostalji75very. Look of garett florida man

[@xyouthe]

@@nostalji75 that guy's personality was the snake, so he had to bring it around, otherwise in the scene where they ask him what is going to set him apart from the other men, he'd just sit dead quiet

[@nostalji75]

@@xyouthe Idk usually people talk about their interests instead of bringing them to their date. Kinda like the anime guy would bring his waifu pillow or like a gun nerd bringing an AK to an date. Usually not a good idea... I guess what you meant was: The snake was his way of making himself interesting. There is plenty of stuff to talk about it you are a fan of wildlife. This dude seemed to use the poor animals as an accesoire to impress. He either plays a character or is murican AF.

[@victopec8501]

they all fucking weird bro wdym

[@crackededge9351]

She judged the truck driver for having 6 cats like she isn’t going to end up a crazy cat person herself 💀

[@gwennvy]

Logic where

[@TurboCringe420]

​@@gwennvybro 30ish with no partner and that personality? She is gonna be cat lady in couple of year

[@leylammmdli8315]

@@TurboCringe420 lol🤣😂

[@SelFreeLions]

Bro Mitch is such a sweetheart bro deserved better “Appreciate the opportunity”🤕

[@Captainbuzzkil]

Johnny silverhand

[@dhdixjrnedndjd9672]

but this is literally just entertainment. I highly doubt any of them came here so naive that they truly believed it was a shot with a random stranger. shes hot but that doesn't mean she's missing 99% of her brain & is the most boring person ever. if you ever just go on a date with a stranger based on looks and have not gotten to know each other as friends at all you gotta reevaluate & understand that's why all past relationships ended

[@JeromeProductions]

Facts

[@Ryniegan]

“Am I your type” “You like anime?” I fuck with Mitch so hard

[@gab.4252]

He was on point..

[@Iamjudgemagister]

Same!

[@khazms]

Yeah, Mitch is really down to Earth.

[@Nolan1333]

Same here he's one of us

[@Dmytro_Podorvan]

And her answer like " i appreciate it" like wdym do you watch it or no?

[@KillerMoth_Stumpy]

In casting call: "I'm 22" In intro: "I'm 18" In game: "I'm 23" Bro cannot decide 💀

[@Dr.Funk8864]

The real question is which one is he really?

[@octopus8978]

@@Dr.Funk886450

[@billbill6094]

Bro is probably 16.

[@criisjooy7805]

he's bullshitting his way to life 😂

[@okxyleigh8488]

@@billbill6094No, def around 19-24s if hes actually in USF

[@woodyworld5939]

Bro, I literally would have left the competition, they literally picked the worst woman imaginable.

[@casseuregi4103]

Literally

[@CeRz]

As soon as she mentioned OF "NEXT!"

[@SandisPsychGrind]

I would choose all the homies over her lol.

[@Eco19]

Oh i would have told her straight up exactly how i felt soon as her true colors came out in the second round

[@nickl3192]

Who wouldve thought she was a gold digger...surprise surprise. She deserves none of them.

[@andrewperoutka8449]

I was gonna say the same. She heard that "Cybersecurity" from the start and you could just see it on her face she heard "Money" and I think that's why she asked the question at the end and was approving of it. Also why she agree with his answer that the man should pay for everything.

[@phoenixgirl70]

She’s a lawyer. I think she’s doing just fine financially. Just probably wants a certain lifestyle and someone else to contribute to that or can stay home until the kids are in school. That I could understand. But as far as who’s supposed to pay and other comments she was much to focused on money. But I didn’t like her at all. Zero personality and not very nice.

[@speakingof8106]

@@andrewperoutka8449 It's a dating gameshow bro. My brother in christ, I have to tell you to not look this deep.

[@fartz3808]

They were all bad. The guys were complete pushovers (except the kid and python guy, the two she immediately removed) and this woman clearly didn't respect any of them. A man needs to show much more resistance towards one like her. Set boundaries very early on.

[@gwennvy]

Oh please she's a lawyer

[@mutantraze3681]

The last 3 guys should’ve just played D&D together instead of going for the gold-digger

[@noriadripchadkyoin480]

Exactly what I was thinking, the real prize was getting to meet each other, not Ms. Boring and Kinda Mean

[@user-kj6sw3to4m]

Right

[@user-kj6sw3to4m]

Or at least went n played some video games or something

[@whymthrad]

We need an episode where the guys get together and play d&d. They had great chemistry

[@corpingtons]

Seriously

[@goodish9765]

The girl legit seems like the least fun person to be around

[@keuron4674]

most basic white woman I've seen in a hot minute, and she's a feminist

[@moosecannibal8224]

I mean 90% of the show has been the guys talking about themselves and her asking them questions. Anyone would seem unfun when they have to critique and sort through other people for small reasons, and get very little chance to show other sides of yourself.

[@DaWoWzer]

@@moosecannibal8224 it's just the way she reacted to everything and the way she behaved the whole time she was super weird and off putting.

[@DioProteina_TTV]

@@DaWoWzer u are a gooner my guy

[@bofasofa9399]

better than the final guy who talked like a complete nerd

[@kebab_boi]

I’d easily pick Mitch. He’s such a down to earth, chill, and humble dude. Doesn’t boast about himself, but makes sure that everyone around him is seen and heard. What a king. Mitch is real boyfriend material.

[@arhyper9914]

He's black

[@bolk5802]

yea but hes black

[@kebab_boi]

@@bolk5802 found the 4chan user 🤓

[@nurelljucida962]

She ranked him second in attractiveness so must mean something if she was honest

[@kebab_boi]

@@bolk5802 I live inside your walls.

[@enochimmanuel9142]

I AM GLAD no one had to go with her, she was NOT a real person. She is the kinda person Charlie grills on a daily basis

[@mugrootbeer731]

She genuinely seems like the least interesting and least fun woman imaginable

[@voicelessglottalfricative6567]

5 Average Men compete for 1 Average Woman

[@YellowKing1986]

I agree, I would compete to avoid seeing her.

[@dblackout1107]

When she asked "if I'm your type," I'd honestly commit sepooku and say no. I'm an open minded flexible dude, but the amount of sas and rigidity up to that point wasn't for me. Ryan seems like a nice guy, but also not surprised of the choice

[@SawboneASMR]

they suck the soul out of ya in law school

[@yourfavouritenarcissist]

She comes across boring because these boys are insufferable acoustic nerds who want to yap about anime. Most of them were barely 25 and just left their mothers house. You can tell she actually touches grass, down to earth, and wants to talk about real world shit not post pepega emojis on twitch. They picked the most incompatible woman for this video.

[@CovenantGarage]

I love how Roman just showed up to troll

[@Cringility]

He was out to rizz, sadly that was an L rizz doe

[@Variety_Pack]

That kid's gonna struggle lmao

[@pg2mcdoubles]

@@Variety_Packthat kids prolly gonna be a news anchor or sun shit🤣🤣

[@eliasvonbrille]

​@@Variety_Pack With what? Only thing I could see here is that he is confident and fun. Not exactly personality traits that will make you "struggle".

[@lonelylama5222]

@@Variety_PackNo he isn’t. He seems like a cool guy with good charisma.

[@Ty1350]

She visually decided on Ryan right from the start, especially clear from her explanation of why she likes him. Also what’s crazy about Austin not kissing a girl in months?? 🚩🚩🚩

[@dblackout1107]

Yeah lol that one hurt my soul. I haven't kissed in years.

[@jacobhurley9587]

Dawg I have a fucking woman I sleep in bed with every night for 6 years and I'm not sure if I've kissed a girl in a couple months. That was some weird shit to try to embarrass somebody over.

[@eliasvonbrille]

Yeah idk. Isn't that a good sign? I thought she might make that face because this means that he kissed only a couple months ago and might not be fully over whoever he kissed or maybe even in some way still involved or a fck boy that's just looking for the Physical etc. I was struggling to understand that and in the end came to the conclusion that it might be too short of a time gap for her somehow. But honestly after seeing the full Video and seeing her personality I changed my mind 😂

[@Ty1350]

@@eliasvonbrille yeah I would’ve thought that initially as well, but I struggle to see that time period as problematic in either direction lol except maybe if he’d just been married. Based on her questions about onlyfans, it seems she thinks he’s a loser that can’t get any. People who go out every weekend often assume everyone does, so 3 months would mean no kisses after 12+ attempts. It’s a pretty flawed way of looking at things lol

[@eliasvonbrille]

@@Ty1350 Yeah same. It's very neutral in either direction tbh. Idk I think it's a pathetic way to look at life just in terms of how often you fck. That's very slutty thinking. I feel like I am the only person left that's actually a virgin because of not accepting any request to fck because I haven't found the right one yet. Probably a dieing breed. I look with decent pride upon being a virgin but I guess I would get laughed off the streets in these times.

[@JaxxedGaming]

She heard Cybersecurity and instantly started talking about a hypothetical date that he is going to pay for. She immediately thought "Me and Mr. Money."

[@eliasvonbrille]

She would have done the same thing with the truck driver. Have you forgotten? The men's money is the Woman's money. And the Woman's money is the Woman's money. At least that's obviously how she thinks with the whole "you pay for everything on a date cuz men" Etc.

[@JaxxedGaming]

@@eliasvonbrille You're 100%. I do get the impression that she was a little bit more excited about Cyberguy because the fem hivemind told her to look for that.

[@sailoragitate900]

yall js straight misogynistic at this point, that’s such a common question asked during these type of approaches and it’s clear yall have never talked to anyone like that

[@eliasvonbrille]

@@sailoragitate900 Thank god I never have.

[@meganixi5282]

@@JaxxedGaming dawg you are talking about females like they are a hyper advanced species of ants or bees that are connected with a hive mind who's sole purpose is stealing money from male humanoid organisms

[@cksupreme]

"I'm looking for a guy with a big personality" >Eliminates the guys with the biggest personalities.

[@coresnap]

yeah, they don't actually know what they want. "Big personality. Someone fun".............. 2nd dude eliminated was the most fun!

[@croozerdog]

@@coresnap ask the guy out already

[@BeanFart]

Her nose moves so much when she talks

[@coresnap]

@@croozerdog 😂

[@tastefulsubstance]

​@@coresnap Glazing

[@BuRble.0]

she thinks going to a trampoline park is childish and shes out here talking about horoscopes and harry potter.

[@zoranbeats]

bro it is some of those don't even allow adults

[@EmberedAshe]

@@zoranbeatsyou are allergic to fun

[@firechillbro720]

​@@zoranbeats🤓

[@worldfacts5298]

@@zoranbeatsbro is 18 your still basically a kid until like 21 or 22 😭

[@zoranbeats]

@@EmberedAshe hb we talk about how they put mitch in the back simply cus he was the only black guy. Clearly the best choice, most enthusiastic, had the best answers. But nah yall wanna talk about the little goofy white boy who was gonna take her out on a date w his parents money 💀💀 like why tf was he even there he said nothing funny

[@xblade11230]

She literally just chose the most physically attractive person, no matter what nonsense he spouted.

[@w01f9ack8]

30 seconds in and she's already talking about astrology😭😭😂

[@redblue4127]

"I'm a logistics coordinator. Which is basically a truck driver." Immediately cut through the bs lol

[@sanmarinyo]

He is awesome, seemed super nice!

[@kainuipenaloza9395]

Gives off "I am a transaction specialist, in the form of a McDonalds cashier." vibes.

[@minoritymind]

Hey man... he wants to manage who films content with his girl on OF... WTF?

[@sanmarinyo]

@@minoritymind Huh 😭😭

[@minoritymind]

@sanmarinyo The "logistics specialist" guy said that if his girl did only fans, he would want to help manage her brand, keep her engaged with her fans, and pick other actors to film with her. You have to do some real mental gymnastics to justify something that crazy... Adam 22 is far more, I'll just call it "adjusted," and look at how that's worked out for him. The title of a logistics coordinator, logistics specialist, or whatever he wants to call a truck driver (or maybe dispatcher), is a red flag for that type of insane mental gymnastics.

[@erenloosle]

"i sell plants" brothers a drug dealer

[@jordantro4608]

Nah physics guy

[@Tigerclubk]

Glad to be here in the beginning of this channel ❤❤❤big moist

[@uniquegod1997]

​@@TigerclubkThanks!

[@hankanatorpoo8777]

brother commented this on both vids for likes

[@TheRedThirst]

Exotic Joe jr.

[@user-hh1gd2hz5p]

The girl saying Austin's push-up form is so hypocritical. I bet she can't even do ONE push-up.

[@splitzerx570]

And then when he said “I thought it was good” and she said “well it wasn’t” Did she just hate him or something, I feel like she decided from the start that she was going for Ryan

[@stilith2706]

She can bend her as%! though🤣

[@RomanDiaries]

I don't know how to tell you this, but men and women usually want opposite-sex partners with complimentary traits, not partners who are just like them.

[@kikopower3352]

Thank u for bringing the second date or wallet choice. It would be a tragedy to let Ryan go into such a trap. Stay strong my dudes, she definitly wasnt worth any of u.

[@Cr0nen]

She was more insufferable than the 18, i mean 22... 23 year old?

[@xll_xllx_xxlv]

😭😭😭😭😭

[@Myhandleisasecret123]

I think he said 35

[@vocondus9585]

“Oh no”

[@viderevero1338]

@zenityracer75 Is there really a difference? LOL.

[@ahhculdee]

Dude's got balls I'll give him that.

[@WilliamBrunson-pr8ff]

she didn't deserve any of them bro, they dodged a bullet.

[@therandommusicguy4773]

less like dodging a bullet, more like dodging a dead weight

[@briyzy]

bro her reactions to some of the stuff they said genuinely hurt tbh, like when one of them said about loving video games and another mentioned loving adventure, she just looked so disappointed bruh

[@layladavis02]

Yeah I hope she was just playing a character to make things funny because jeez

[@DarkBunnyLord]

Yeaaaaah red flags were her unnecessarily shitting on the guys push up form, asking about how much he makes, kinda mocking the dude for not kissing a girl in months suggesting she goes through guys fast, let’s be real OF in a relationship? Nah man like if you’re single more power to you but that’s a big no otherwise for 99% of what’s on there.

[@WilliamBrunson-pr8ff]

@@DarkBunnyLord in the end she only cared about if they had money and worked out:/

[@devinthunder5907]

“I don’t understand why anybody is an adult going to a trampoline park” …Well she’s no fun

[@stephenaviaspace5056]

yeah

[@bangotrue1089]

She really made fun of Austins pushup form even though right before the pushups he says "i just know youre gonna make fun of my form" Girls a villian.

[@tojo8679]

The men truely dodged a bullet by not having to date the girl

[@Rightly_Divided]

I fully agree.

[@sam4744]

Another vid where the guys should just ditch the girl and become bros instead.

[@sckmindfrud]

-every man after being rejected😂

[@ScriptingProdigium]

@@sckmindfrud average lonely geezer

[@Derasarm]

@@sam4744I get your point on this video tbh but to say as always is just rooted in sexism

[@cosmi_]

Disqualifying someone for going to a trampoline park as an adult is pretty lame

[@audrete6071]

yeah

[@namesluca]

thats what im saying

[@danielhughes733]

shes 31 hes 18 that age gap is insane. she disqualified him cause hes young as hell

[@KnoxAdonis]

She's way older than him I don't blame her lmao. Im only 24 and 18 is already too young for me

[@FcoEnriquePerez]

I mean, she at the end went for the money, that tells you a lot.

[@Gabrilos505]

I'll choose to believe that not every woman is like this one. For my mental health and overall hope

[@shrekventilador3917]

Same

[@geojoyson3747]

Same 😂

[@ashuraomega1000]

You'd be right. They're not nearly as bad as the internet makes them out to be

[@Gabrilos505]

That's good to know.

[@a_chill_dude.]

I recommend putting your phone down and take a nice walk on the beach The internet is a different dimension than reality

[@joshmazetti8116]

I love how they literally give no explanation of what a gooner is and make no mention of the relevance of being a gooner as it relates to these guys or her opinions on it.

[@markrutte5637]

only reason i clicked this waste of a video

[@zzzib]

​@@markrutte5637its called click bait and as it seems it worked perfectly LMAO

[@ashuraomega1000]

Yeah this video was a massive L, I have no idea what they were thinking when they finalized this concept. They didn't even find the right guys in the end.

[@iantaakalla8180]

For as nice as this concept is (a dating show where all the options are equally online and undateable people), this ended up as basically a normal dating show episode except the woman is very obviously looking for a specific person and is also condescending and fake. That is, the exact opposite of the intended premise.

[@Forcsythe]

Moist mentioned in a main-channel video that there was an issue with the casting and they didn't actually get gooners. They really shouldn't have kept the title. It did give us one good punch line, though.

[@carrieisaclown]

“He sounds too adventurous.” Charlie: “So you’re more boring.” 😂

[@unbalancednation]

That killed me💀

[@zappy7393]

I LOLed because she said she was looking for adventure...

[@duckstabed7381]

And he's Spot on lol

[@keshup_1]

No filter

[@Jidion56]

@@unbalancednationCharlie is so calm

[@SFO_Gaming]

Charlie somehow found all the different breeds of Florida man

[@marcosfern777]

This is more accurate than u thinkm

[@andrewsowinski4725]

I didnt see any crackheads

[@summer_salad69]

​@@andrewsowinski4725 that's because it's just the norm lmao

[@MarrisaPlays]

lol i saw the snake and had to double take on the guy, Nah that cant be Chandler he has a significant other......

[@angieolli5022]

😂​@@MarrisaPlays

[@agent2572]

How to live a happy life for dummies: 1. Practice until you can wrestle a gator 2. Go move to a gator infested area 3. Tell a woman you will wrestle any gator for her. 4. Remember that you are her security, so comfort her always. 5. Live the rest of your life in love with a woman who appreciates you.

[@JeromeProductions]

Damn😂

[@C.J.T49]

Ngl all the guys seemed pretty chill

[@patrickclausen6922]

Being rejected first should be considered a win in this scenario

[@MbitaChizi]

My parents said if I reach 10k, they'd buy me a professional camera for recording... Pls guys Im literally begging you!..

[@patrickclausen6922]

@@MbitaChizi bad parents

[@user-eb6zt4wx3k]

whattt its a funny video

[@ToveriJuri]

@@MbitaChizi I think it's time for you to look for better parents.

[@greatbullet7372]

ya but the guy was a pathological lyer

[@prg_astro]

"do you like anime?" bro was so real for that

[@dazz_2d]

bro had priorities, but unfortunatly i already knew she was finna skip him for that one

[@HikaruYamamoto]

I knew that woman wouldn't watch any anime. She is way too bimbo for that. I'm a woman who watches so much anime I've learned to speak a lot of japanese.

[@filthyfrank.5]

Yikes get a life bro

[@kingnaima]

@@dazz_2d yeah

[@kingnaima]

@@filthyfrank.5 saying get a life under a 5 gooners video is crazy

[@coltenbystrom9973]

My jaw unhinged more and more from shock the more Austin talked about himself. I love to cook, my favorite food is pasta carbonara, I love video games, I love D&D, and I almost decided to be a lawyer. This guy is an imposter I swear.

[@cd8788]

Did he say that.. or did he say that he was a lawyer? Lawyer is a broad term.. they aren't all what you see in the movies.

[@thewitch2810]

Dm him and make magic happen lol

[@cherry_grove]

Since when is loving video games or pasta a rare trait? That's the most basic shit tons of people like. Not trying to insult you btw, just found it odd lol (I also love those things)

[@Lancelliot7]

“I’m here to escape the goon cave, isn’t that why we’re all here??” Austin: “I don’t know what you’re talking about” Had me ROLLING 😂😂😂

[@trumpeterjen]

The weirdest part to me is when the guy said he hasn’t kissed a girl in months and she laughed at him and clearly judged him. What’s up with that? He’s single. A few months of not kissing someone is not abnormal.

[@themarlboromandalorian]

Women don't like/trust men as being "safe" unless they've been vetted by other women. So they can steal them. It's kinda sad how women kinda just tear eachother apart all game of Thrones style, but if you put twenty of them in a class with four dudes, the women will split into factions, and disregard the men until one displays interest, at which point they'll put down the interested party, trying to take the man for themselves. It's really really sad. Go watch that Bear Grylls show where they put men on an island and women on an island, and see which group is happier.

[@cdcalkin]

I had more respect for him after he admitted that. I've never understood single people not being able to go more than a few weeks without kissing or sex.

[@Kiingg1002]

@@cdcalkinlol usually there isn’t a choice

[@infectedpotato117]

i was gonna say, like, months? thats pretty recent for someone whos single.

[@potatospartan6056]

Bruh I'm 25 and never kissed anyone. My gooning history probably hasn't helped. 😏

[@fiskbomb]

Title change..............One GOONER Tries to Date five REAL Guys

[@goodish9765]

I literally was going to comment this😭 it’s facts though

[@griffindunne5922]

Ong

[@whiterabit]

You beat me to it

@@whiterabit four* guys and 1 kid

[@themarlboromandalorian]

Kid was goofy yeah.

[@David-eh9yv]

She’s a solid 5-6 in looks and 2-3 In personality. She also has some super weird follow up questions in the final dude.

[@Lancelliot7]

Bro screw the chick. The last three should go to the bar together and film their experience. Such good chemistry.

[@bassbone9869]

Mitch is a true definition of a bro he is humble, and brings the boys up. He has my absolute respect.

[@hovernut5560]

Yes, I agree. I vibe with Mitch, he’s so cool :3

[@N4awesome]

When she said "i don't know why anyone is an adult going to a trampoline park" charlie looked offended

[@mattxnyce]

Feels bad, dude. If she won't go to a trampoline party, she doesn't deserve you.

[@dungeon_daddy9131]

She kinda annoying as hell 😂 Boring => Check Money hungry => Check Believes in gender equality but wants a "Man" to pay for her meals. And most infuriating of all, Believes OF is woman empowerment, lmao ! She is a walking red flag 😂

[@kennylaysh2776]

She fits right in with the awful people in "the Button" show lol. I was hoping the dudes were gonna be like "ya know, let's be bros and get outta here" lmao

[@tramarthomas6105]

@@kennylaysh2776 awful? she has opinions like everybody else

[@blakebermuda9613]

Agreed. I would never date somebody that boring. What’s wrong with calisthenic exercise? It’s more exciting than doom scrolling 🤷🏼‍♂️

[@frank6048]

Bro works in Cybersecurity (meaning he's loaded, everyone in cybersecurity makes a lot) Muscular, good looking, said he was fragile, he was nice and has some sense of humor. I say it as a man, but that's difficult to beat. She seemed uninterested in him (as well as in the other interesting guys), until she saw him, I doubt she took any other factor into account for her decision. when I saw the end, I was like gosh she's so stupid! no matter how much money Charly had in his pocket, it wouldn't beat cibersecurity in the long run.

[@cafesportivo9004]

"Do you like adventures?" "Depends... where do you want to go :)" "Jungles."

[@hogandromgool2062]

"What's the last thing you googled?" "Probably, Gooner" Me too bud, me too.

[@chriswil8252]

What’s it mean?

[@hogandromgool2062]

@@chriswil8252 I would answer but I don't trust youtube not to flag me.

[@jeskoschulte299]

@@chriswil8252 google it ;P

[@cuboidbum]

WHY DID I SEARCH IT UP

[@youraveragecupofjoe8461]

@@chriswil8252 I means you like to slam your meat with your fist right up until you erupt like a volcano but stop right before then over and over which hypnotises you into seeing sounds and hearing colors or somethin like that.

[@kinley.-.]

This girl sounds lame asf. It sounds so fun to go play golf on a first date when neither of you have ever played. Sounds like a goofy fun ass time

[@ToveriJuri]

I kind of get it. Golt feels a bit uneventful and stationary as sport, but on the other hand as you said, would probably be pretty fun to try it out something that's new and different for both.

[@allyn6720]

she gave of vibes of a highschool mean girl ngl, a lot of her answers were superficial.

[@SamRMoyer]

@@allyn6720what sorts of questions would you have asked? And we haven’t seen what the scripting is like for this anyway so 🤷‍♂️

[@TheSm1thers]

I like to go on dates to those crazy golf places that serve drinks as well

[@masterjimdandy]

Wanna play golf?

[@Chalkolate911]

If I was ever part of a gameshow like this and I heard the girl I'm trying to win over say she has an onlyfans I would instantly raise both my hands and say ight I'm out send me back thank you very much.

[@SerrinTheElf]

They're so cute when ranking one another's attractiveness haha - Shush Ryan, we all know you go in spot 5 😜 (He is a hottie though, they're not wrong 🤭😅) And OMG, Mitch! "Am I your type?" - "Do you like anime?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 💕 xx

[@milanv69]

Mitch was hella respectful, you could tell by the way he kinda nervously laughed when she asked him about ass or tits. Honest answer when he said, "she has to be cute but she doesn't have to have either". Great answer, big dawg.

[@JokersD0ll]

As a cat clover I would date him he’s so cute

[@user-rm7kb3il6x]

honestly i gotta agree. theres this girl i like that ive known for years. why ive never asked her out yet? because im nervous even though she seems more nervous than me but anyway she doesnt have either and but shes cute and has such a cute vibe to her. once i see her again i should try going on a date with her if shes still single. last time i saw her, our families were rafting and she brought her male friend, supposedly not her boyfriend so i may have a chance. wish me luck 🤞

[@RL_Happy]

​@@user-rm7kb3il6x shoot your shot big guy

[@Jenniferrr2014]

@@user-rm7kb3il6x goodluck!!!!!!

[@N2JokerTV]

Mitch the actual MVP

[@brandonloveless7497]

Going on a dating show then choosing money over going on a date is crazy.

[@MsHojat]

I disagree. I think there's many things she could be criticized for but not that. Most women can get dates easily, and she probably wasn't interested in him romantically.

[@-ClerzZ-]

@@MsHojat She was all about that bag. Even with him saying he was a lawyer, she asked about his wage. She then proceeded to take the money over a date.

[@tonkabur3615]

​@@-ClerzZ- she was peeping game from the start and all the questions she asks is just her seeing if it's worth the hassle

[@tonkabur3615]

She can't even name a thing she likes of him off rip

[@brettervonkanada6102]

To be fair none of the guys had any game except for maybe Mitch. They were all awkward af and didn't excite her at all. I think she was pretty nice and open minded even though she was probably bored af. You cannot force someone to go on a date if they're not feeling it, even if the guy was Henry Cavill.

[@notfunny6606]

I freaking KNEW she was gonna pick the nerdy guy with glasses and big muscles!

[@stygianfug6322]

The woman wasn't that attractive and she was only interested in money and each of these guys dodged a bullet.

[@MasterLink924]

“Why would an adult go to a trampoline place?” “SO WHAT HARRY POTTER HOUSE ARE YOU IN?!” The hypocrisy lol

[@vsbung]

and she was talking about her horoscope at the start too

[@MikaTarkela]

Yeah she's delusional, so many red flags.

[@llamaczech]

You know, or she was scoping for Harry Potter adults. She also coincidentally got rid of the guy who gave in depth HP house lore. Edit: to be clear, she could also just be a hypocrite. Just pointing out there's more ways to look at that than "woman bad."

[@llamaczech]

​@@MikaTarkelagod forbid a woman show deadpan humour.

[@Purplegreen45]

@@llamaczech you're the only one saying "woman bad" literally making up things to be mad about

[@Rissper.]

You can literally see them lose interest in her with every word that comes out of her mouth lmao

[@Amariachiband]

so insanely factual

[@Null834]

As soon as she said “how much money you make?” That was it. Vague personality type doesn’t think for herself but follows the trend of modern day women

[@Amariachiband]

@@Null834 precisely, e.g: doing only fans is about the only hobby dis ho mentioned

[@ascina]

@@Null834 not trying to justify her but come on, she's successful too, she's an attorney so it's only fair that she asks for an equally successful man lol. if she brought nothing to the table, well that's a different case. however i'm in law school too so trust me when i say that we get heavily brainwashed when it comes to money.

[@user-gt7op7we8e]

@@ascina She brings nothing to the table in terms of personality.

[@TheShape063]

I ain't saying she's a gold digger but the dollar signs in her eyes might be blocking her view of some nice guys to date.

[@daintydalmatian]

🥱

[@Atomic4now]

You guys do this style of content 10x better than any other i've watched. Bravo

[@zbb69bbz]

I’m glad the guy who got to the end actually claimed goonership

[@lirich0]

New sentence unlocked

[@krazyxki]

He reminds me a lot of Matt! Love that dudes energy lol I could totally see him being a part of the crew.

[@randeepyasintha140]

damn dude, that twist at the end made feel depressed and hopeless at the same time. I hope that girl reached out to him after the show for the second date so she can have both money and the date. I don't see a problem in that. She could use Charlie's money for the second date.

[@MoistTheWetOne]

@@randeepyasintha140I know the guy and she told him she wanted to use the money for the date, turns out Charlie would have paid way more if she chose the date option but 🤷‍♂️ There was no follow up date

[@thiccmama4724]

@@randeepyasintha140wouldn’t really make sense since the money is a mystery amount (I’d bet it’s not something too big since people don’t really carry money like that) and if they went on a second date all of the expenses would’ve been paid for as said by Charlie, so if she took the money then went on a second date both of them would most likely lose money rather than gain or stay neutral.

[@Deuterocomical]

I love how “I haven’t been kissed in months” was such a huge shock to her

[@Wayward_Warlock]

Onlyfans model, she lives in that world of casual sex and meaningless chasing of a dragon she hasn't fully visualized and wouldn't know what to ask it if she found it. She doesn't realize she lives in a completely different world from most people, let alone these guys put in front of her willing to give her a chance.

[@dorkdoodle5922]

because she sucked 3 guys off within the past week and has a body count of at least 80

[@user-py7ec8qc5y]

She was surprised he got a kiss in the first place

[@mag1631]

right? I don't think that's a weird thing at all for a single guy.

[@dontshoot42]

Fr immediate red flag.

[@annamayrand5483]

We need to save Ryan from this woman. He is not even in a different league, different sport.

[@TheBanjoShowOfficial]

4:00 "how do you feel about older women?" "uuuh... yeah... pretty good... depends..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@giana6886]

Wow that truck driver guy, he deserves a woman who will treat him right. Hes genuinely a great guy.

[@nayan7398]

but bro gave simp vibes so hard when asked abt OF.

[@shodan1565]

@@nayan7398 yeah lol that got me cringe so hard

[@SUBZER0GREEN]

He kinda sounds like a loser gonna be honest

[@Warner-ok7cw]

Ik dude stuped a bit but he was only trying to appease

[@noisnecsa995]

@@Warner-ok7cw stooped

[@itsawave3127]

Dudes too good for that girl, she's immature and shallow.

[@retrovomit2918]

she was the real gooner

[@kevinhibbard320]

Im not much of a golfer, whats our backup date?

[@dagothur1079]

@@kevinhibbard320 The streets.

[@Freddles780]

Mitch he seems like such a chill guy and i feel like it would be fun to hangout with him. In fact this whole group of guys seem like we would go on a crazy cool adventure with no actual solid plan whatsoever and I'm all here for it LOL.

[@dodo-ux4po]

Shit was already a red flag 20 seconds in when she started talking about horoscopes right away. 00:20

[@brendan9868]

Jordan is my hero. Bros just out here high as nuts, chillin with some snakes and talking about wanting to wrestle some gators. He is the peak Florida man

[@Vindicee]

Nah he's not just the peak. I'm convinced he's one of the primordial Florida Man

[@sssaint555]

need to find out his @

[@Jokin_Jake]

So we finally get to see the inside of Charlie's Domain Expansion: White T-Shirt Totality ⚪

[@Evra98]

"Domain expansion White T-shirt"

[@Jokin_Jake]

@@Evra98 lol thought the same thing. works perfectly

[@borside3166]

Domain Expansion: Infinite 80% cotton 20% polyester white t-shirts, size M (pack of 3)

[@octopus8978]

gojo has competition

[@lultrappy4457]

Lmfuckingaoooooooo I’m crying

[@TheTagggy]

As soon as I saw Ryan, I knew he'd make it to the end.

[@mixxid977]

Dr. Eggman looks def cooler with the snake. Jokes aside I really like his looks and wish I could have a beard that cool

[@mapsinanutshell]

This is hands down going to be PBS’s best show ever made. Sesame Street has nothing on Charlie’s current potential

[@jessemach5817]

The crossover would be nuts like imagine him and cookie monster would have a great chemistry

[@L8dyAriel]

@@jessemach5817 I'd like to see Charlie play with Animal on drums.

[@mage1439]

@@jessemach5817 Charlie meeting Cookie Monster would melt my mind, and I'd love it.

[@hammm304]

Are you the guy that makes Google map battles

[@Ar1AnX1x]

wait, this is gonna be on PBS?

[@wagnertal]

This might be my favorite video on the entire platform. I started watching youtube about 13ish years ago

[@ThatOneCupOfTea]

The fact that she first eliminated the two most attractive people

[@Senselessnesss]

This woman is the biggest red flag I’ve ever seen

[@divideby4billion]

Being 30 and single is all you need to know. Invest in wine stocks brother, there's many like her to come.

[@cardelf6159]

Cats too

[@ThyToast]

Horoscopes, onlyfans, gold digger. It really couldnt get much worse.

[@am-ir2bx]

You've never seen worse, really?? She's very mid

[@dblackout1107]

@@divideby4billion sure hope not. I'm almost 30 and single. I think it's just where the world's at today, but regardless, I'd love to meet someone. Hopefully people don't just write everyone off who's single at that age to mean you're broken. In this girl's case, it really was her attitude more than anything

[@thebearthingshow]

I appreciate moist saying "you're too boring for that?"

[@jcnot9712]

It felt cathartic when she tried to feed him spaghetti and he pushed it down almost reflexively lol

[@Winterfellen]

You already know moist was cringing when she mentioned her sign 😂

[@punk_nugget]

“a living, breathing woman” blud’s never seen a woman 💀💀💀

[@shaneyboy619]

Mitch is a real one, love how authentic he is.

[@ohnePixelVids]

She's a huge red flag, and will be single for many more years.

[@ayowdf]

pizel

[@Jidion56]

How do

[@williantheodoro2608]

she's a MASSIVE red flag

[@Polo-wk7zl]

Projection

[@josho.9530]

YEP! Flags waving higher than Mt. Everest.

[@stormiexnights]

Wow, she really said your pushup form was trash after he expressed insecurity about his pushup form 😂 kind of a bitch move ngl

[@lirich0]

She right tho 😭 but she can’t do one 😂

[@Bupp0s]

He deserved it. Those "pushups" were awful.

[@Novsev9069]

All the guys lucked out unless if she’s acting she’s so judgmental and rude for 30

[@AlleyCryptid]

She straight up asked them if they were in therapy on the internet in a silly video for fun. That should have been the big warning.

[@user-xr7xy1un7e]

@@AlleyCryptidsome people see being in therapy as a green flag. It shows them that the person is willing to work on an issue they have in life. People are in therapy for many reasons but she didn’t ask, “why are you in therapy?” She felt it was a question that would show some green flags.

[@akaJRob]

Charlie has managed to keep a consistent stream schedule,youtube video schedule on top of cooking up this channel he has Godslap and Plague Seeker the man has been working hard and has made no excuses i didint forget about moistesports as well very impressive Charlie o7

[@nix4177]

The last dude wanted out of there as soon as she started talking.

[@chelseyhussein7899]

Mitch seems like the sweetest guy tho tbh

[@michaelonmichaelonmichael]

I was pulling for Mitch hard, but I honestly feel like he dodged a bullet

[@chelseyhussein7899]

@@michaelonmichaelonmichael yeah she only cared for money🤷🏼‍♀️

[@joakuz]

Yes he does!

[@galenplatt398]

@@michaelonmichaelonmichael I know dude I was devastated when he got sent home!!

[@wooblydooblygod3857]

​@@chelseyhussein7899she only asked it on the pasta part tho. The rest of the time she didn't talk about it.

[@Andre-eo9io]

Bro dodged a toxic woman at the end, 6 figures, athletic, nerdy, charismatic. If bro can't find love, what am I to do 😅

[@evlfck]

If bro goes to Asia or Eastern Europe, he will find a girl that looks like a model and isn't a gold digger. I'm actually baffled that american women, that are like 4-5 in my country, have such a good opinion about themselves. This chick would be lucky if she would find a taxi driver to date her in my country 😆.

[@-ClerzZ-]

Honestly though, wtf.

[@nikitamarynich1794]

@@evlfck based

[@robosing225]

@@evlfck biggest cap in history

[@tonysopranooo1]

@@robosing225 the chick in the video is so mid lol

[@JM-rd9ym]

The fact that they needed Matt to come out and explain that 1 is lowest and 5 is highest is wild

[@Forcsythe]

You're on KZbin. If I search for "top 10" and watch literally any video that comes up, where's #1?

[@andreirusu6064]

bruh these dudes supporting onlyfans is wild

[@Blayden_Mattox]

It warms my heart to see the comments collectively hate on this girl

[@chronchris1486]

I mean she makes it pretty easy tbh.

[@dynomar11]

I feel like it's mostly 30-year-old guys. Wishing they were on the show

[@BananaGusFringFan]

Yeah weird for yt comment sections to be valid ngl

[@TheDarkOne3141]

Fucking made my day

[@bobankefer828]

@@dynomar11 nah I'm 22, she is not likeable. I don't wish to be on the show, and I like older girls

[@Canadian_Ben_]

Ryan from the shoulders up: tech support Ryan from the shoulders down: convict

[@reeceloomis673]

More like dahmer from the shoulders up lol

[@kaboosuu]

thats everyone in cybersecurity lmao

[@Militant_Vegan]

He got the serial killer glasses too

[@0v3rgr0wn]

Find me a convict that wears no-show socks and skinny jeans

[@kdkdkdbdkddn3]

​@@0v3rgr0wnok should I send him to your home ?

[@Sana_a04]

I'd rather listen to Morgana in Persona 5 endlessly tell me to go to bed rather than be forced on a single date with her

[@jameswhitcomb4773]

Make another video like this. It's pure gold.

[@furryanarchist5100]

- don’t be disabled - don’t be excited about adventure - have good push up form

[@subarashiikylox2019]

Nah dawg this girl is just toxic ur good

[@tjenaallamonsterdiggare6577]

- Be money in Charlie's wallet

[@stealthassulter]

The moment a girl says what would you think if I was an only fans.. I would send myself home

[@stealthassulter]

Look how she fed him the spaghetti knowing that it wasn't being nice it was just testing if it was fucked up or not

[@stealthassulter]

There's a reason why they never bring a real man into a dating show because the real man would not tolerate any of this nonsense.. they would put the girl in our place and dominate the whole field

[@raind0ll]

all of these guys were such walking green flags and meanwhile she just was not 😭

[@roe__jogan]

I’d say 3 of them were green flags. Definitely 2 reds

[@rapture_soon]

welcome to the dating market in burgerland where 20% of dudes run through most w0men and leave them jaded, bitter and ran thru for the rest of dudes

[@beago7873]

@@rapture_soonsaid every incel ever

[@AnimeRecksYou]

@@rapture_soon 20%? try 0.05%

[@bearieroblox6451]

@@roe__jogandepends what you like but definitely 1 and I’m not talking about snake man. That guy is goin places.

[@Rtf7272]

dude those guys are so damn chill and she's asking stupid questions like "am i your type" but they never even learned that much about her. I feel like she kinda judgy but you know whatever. great video though and they all seem chill honestly.

[@L06907]

Looking for someone "smart" but she read her horoscope before showing up.

[@imaginarypath7867]

you could immediately tell she didn’t really want to chose any of them, and that she wasn’t engaged in any of the conversations.

[@joeyfring]

She didn’t deserve any of them

[@justice5408]

I don’t know how to say this, but the dudes were kings and she was insufferable. And I went into this expecting reeeaaaally cringy or even incely answers. I mean yes the freshman and snake guy were weird, but I didn’t think the other three guys were bad at all from this video.

[@jessieperez2030]

​@@justice5408The Snake Guy had the most personality wdym?? 😂

[@Vincent-vv5ll]

@@jessieperez2030 word mitch, snake guy, 18 year old and ryan were all chill

[@GentM2015]

@@justice5408 How was she insufferable? I know she hurt your feelings somehow but I promise you can listen to women speak without crying about it.