Five Nights at Freddy's: Pizzeria Simulator - Part 1

[@markiplier]

Nothing scary here! Only fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun

[@rebeccaosgooddaly8815]

Markiplier I love kazoo

[@brickplayz725]

Markiplier oh god....

[@angeljokingjekyll6561]

Markiplier yep

[@williamtexe]

Nice

[@deadhouse6653]

Markiplier ❤️❤️❤️ love u mark!

[@JustAnArrogantAlien]

"This concludes the amount of help we are legally obligated to provide." That is one of my favorite lines in this series. It's the kind of thing I'd hear in a _Portal_ game.

[@thequeenofcringe1585]

I love how blunt the introduction video is. I like to think that someone sued Fazbear Entertainment for false advertising so they were legally required to say “Just so you know, your franchise might not be successful. That’s on you.”

[@bruhman1545]

YES

[@yohumanfrisk]

I liked "with a 100% chance of success in some cases." He's not lying, to be fair. He's just telling the truth in a way that catches many people off guard.

[@theillusionist1494]

Yo Human Frisk “60% of the time, it works every time”

[@cleaningtips8288]

*S t o n k s*

[@actuallyjustadumpster]

“ That would only be a serious danger if there were *something outside trying to get inside for months now* “

[@redguirus]

Mark: *Nervous laughing*

[@stxrlght_1682]

Wait in one of the mini games wasn’t there this little girl that tried to get in when the puppet was like trying to protect the kids as one of the mini games??

[@redguirus]

@@stxrlght_1682 Yes, you have to buy the Security Puppet and use 4 tokens on it.

[@stxrlght_1682]

Redguirus oh yeah

[@thenamesgames6393]

nati owo good thing that minigame takes place like 30 years before this game happens...

[@licorish_]

Nothing will ever be funnier than Mark going the entire game excitedly grabbing every sponsorship opportunity he can only to unwittingly make the game obscenely difficult

[@Nightwizard63]

Comment posted 5 months ago and no replies? Let me change that

[@MerbyMan]

E

[@Ohioresident-gb7iu]

E

[@joshualongee2736]

E

[@DavesGroovesandCreations]

E

[@flappy5291]

I just realized that the reason why (in the opening sequence) baby doesn't seem to reactivate after the audio testing is because She *knows how to pretend*

[@TheePotatoGoblin]

E x a c t l y

[@VenusWasHere]

Oh I didn't even think about that That's a good point

[@iispec5936]

That's exactly what happened.

[@pepepepegavillage4550]

Fucken facts

[@gwyngwyn_2416]

o.O

[@ItsHakki]

The fact that it's been 4 years since this game's creation is insane. It feels way shorter, at least to me.

[@Kazoo_Itchy]

Seriously! It feels like it was half that much time ago!

[@lagoldmorpha]

ITS BEEN ACTUALLY 4 YEARS

[@editix8034]

@@lagoldmorpha and all of the games are still FIRE

[@sunaurrr]

IKR WHAT

[@wat5709]

Never even knew this game exist until now when I’m watching this playlist. I thought the series ended after sister location because I’ve never heard of any of the games afterwards

[@fabienpeterson9658]

"Shock the animatronic if you notice it moving" Mark: *notices its moving more and more but continues without shocking it*

[@gewy7020]

Dang 1 day ago and 170 likes insane how much ppl come back to old vids

[@fabienpeterson9658]

I was thinking the same exact thing lmao I was watching older videos after finishing security breach

[@sawyerprince7304]

@@fabienpeterson9658 That's why I'm here too lol

[@AlGny2]

he did it on purpose

[@gewy7020]

@@fabienpeterson9658 me too

[@KnightOfFog]

Game: Purchasing a bulky item in this condition comes with a significant risk of something undesirable hiding inside. Mark: I'll buy that it's at a discount!

[@Accepting_Reaper]

😂❤ Yup

[@لعثهثتة]

Yes 😅😅😅

[@tf1455]

I love how Mark instantly searches for a nose to boop

[@prozacparkgirl]

I mean-that’s what I’d do

[@Dxrksimp]

Who wouldn't though

[@Milaaaa82]

True

[@Akiliano405]

@Amix BG ong😤😤😤

[@MiSsBiAnCa617]

Scott puts at least one nose to boop in every game

[@juancarlosrodriguezKFP]

I love how Mark is all happy and smiling for the first half of the episode but then, as soon as he finds himself inside a classic FNAF office, his expression immediatly turns into one of horror and dread

[@gumdrop371]

oh no… not again…

[@redguirus]

And that's the best part of this game!

[@redguirus]

@1234Studios Noice

[@giolopez-2428]

Atleast he didn’t know he soon would be terrified of a map bot

[@werehusky]

and then he laugh again when the doll break his back.

[@juliettegibson9845]

The sharp contrast between childish fun and sinister horror in FNAF games has been, and always will be, brilliant. This game showcases that contrast so well with the cheerful process of making the pizzeria versus doing your end of day tasks.

[@sebastienmonette6659]

It's like the contrast between the family friendly appearance of Freddy's pizzeria and the messed up things that go on behind the public's view in the restaurants

[@society1876]

@@sebastienmonette6659 honestly even without all the lore the contrast in gameplay is huge

[@chainsawmay]

That’s one of the things that I feel like is missing in security breach. I’ve always loved the childish humor in the past FNAF games, it made them quirky and unique in the horror genre. Security breach felt too serious and different from past games. I just finished security breach earlier today, and the only things I can remember that were remotely humorous was the ending where Gregory ran away in the company car and Chica’s “bawking”. Definitely doesn’t compare to the humor of the past games. I miss Scott Cawthon.

[@sebastienmonette6659]

@@chainsawmay well, fnaf 1-4 didn't have much childish humor, it had a childish appearance (the animatronics in particular) constrasted with the gloomy and unsettling atmosphere. Security breach really lacks polish since Steel Wool had to cut corners to meet the deadline, and the atmosphere isn't really there, from what i've lisened, plus, you never could fight back in FNAF games (blaster and camera) , which really cripples the horror factor

[@chainsawmay]

@@sebastienmonette6659 I thought phone guy was funny but maybe I should replay the older games. Maybe it’s nostalgia bias.

[@dormammusofat]

The silent Molten Freddy jumpscare glitch is arguably one of the most unnerving things in this franchise

[@emporio.]

I’ve experienced that glitch once and I nearly shat my pants

[@AxiEisa]

No sound Just red

[@Gappys6thTesticle]

At the beggining i found it funny, but this sounds like a creepypasta now

[@SuperDuperSeb]

🤓

[@cheesepop7175]

and then he just says "You're dead" afterwards

[@haleyren2804]

I love how when Helpy hits the ground after you miss the ball pit every thing goes silent. It's like the game is saying, "look what you've done. This poor bear, look what you've done to him." And personally, I find that hilarious

[@moonkehy]

And the cracking sound when he hits the floor makes it even better

[@cakefart3000]

I now understand ur username xd

[@amazingamer360]

And then it begins again *_"ROUND TWO!! :D"_*

[@bonniefazman9065]

Everytime I hear that sound, I feel my sins crawling down my back.

[@catrinacoons390]

also it sounds like his spine snapped or something

[@ev2513]

Subtitles be like: * Mark Freaks out as the game freaks out with him *

[@cloud-9936]

omfg XD

[@aurora2295]

XD

[@natsumi_tunic]

1:30

[@walkureunruh7251]

In German they are at minute 12 like "Mating cry", "mating cry 2"

[@damianlyzwinski1023]

In German:"Mark freaks out"

[@hippoblob1371]

I can already picture the new game theory. *MatPat crying under table for 29 minutes*

[@emily-pv1dc]

Hippo Blob lmao

[@gabipeters4107]

yes yes yes yes!!!

[@mamasboy7569]

Hippo Blob don't you mean saying garbage for 29 minutes?

[@sydneyastrid]

Accurate

[@yukki7359]

Lmfao

[@Shattered_Starstorm]

I love how this game has the perfect blend of humor and horror.

[@ilovewhippedcrem2]

Love that mix

[@geniuskhan1337]

The humor based on a casual disregard of anyone's safety seems very fitting

[@epsilon6516]

Normally I detest when the two are mixed, however, the total absence of jokes really helps emphasize the complete tonal shift in the horror sections, making them more unsettling by juxtaposition. Really well done here.

[@Hariburger]

One thing that this game does which others like SL, UCN and SB don’t is completely separate the two tones. This allows for a contrast which emphasises the horrific nature of the horror sections while still being able to have laughs in the tycoon section. Games like UCN and SB especially dilute the horror by having jokes within those sections, which is why its not as effective.

[@cheeseryts]

​@@Hariburger Because scott was just being goofy while developing UCN, i doubt he was actually trying to incorporate "creepy-factors" on that game

[@Badadaha]

7:04 Mark: *joyously* "You cute little piece of shit!" This is a rare moment where Marks fear of animatronics and love for tiny cutsie things collide.

[@paintball7797]

In fnaf 4, he once said: “he’s so cute I wish he can go to hell and die”

[@fatimapina5909]

So true lol!💛💛

[@lexinicole98]

@@paintball7797 that was the funniest part. 😂

[@abidecanimatez8291]

So true-

[@Bob-ol3hl]

I can’t believe that this game is already two years old. Its finally 3 years jjjshssh

[@calamari.jaksun8914]

It feels like a few months old, FNAF is timeless...

[@Bob-ol3hl]

Moonwalker Boi Ikr-

[@ryanfoster7678]

I know right

[@mangled_babe]

MARK'S THE OFFICIAL FACE OF FAZBEAR ENTERTAINMENT.

[@Tokmurok]

@@mangled_babe lol

[@motacheems1381]

Helpy : *breaks back and is in serious pain* mark: *A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A H A*

[@Lettuceman645]

His names Helpy btw

[@motacheems1381]

@@Lettuceman645 ohh ok thank you lmao

[@Lettuceman645]

@@motacheems1381 no problem

[@pursuitverz3002]

Helpy

[@everyones_favorite_cheese]

The audacity of some people... (Also 69th like)

[@thewiseone2717]

Gotta love how Molten Freddy is literally directly in his face and Mark has 3 taser usages left and he just decides "nah that's probably fine"

[@Ghost-vd5kw]

That shit pissed me off so bad oh my god I kept saying TASE IT like wtf

[@Kiwi19865]

funniest part is he could have made it through with 2 usages left if he had just tased molten at prompt 5

[@ella.the.weirdo_0127]

Mark: *plays ball pit* Helpy: *snaps neck on floor* Mark: *laughs nonstop and tries again*

[@StoppedEmu]

mark: pays ball pit helpy: dies of minecraft fall damage

[@braydenvreeland3373]

StoppedEmu 67@ I was just like Markiplier in this situation Dead

[@muscularrenaissanceman]

No one can stop the pain

[@saltandpepper7174]

I was dead 😂 when this happened

[@sixteengamesofficial4318]

Ella.the.weirdo _01 6 months ago Mark: plays ball pit Helpy: snaps neck on floor

[@dodiecardinalli5339]

Baby came back... *And she blames it all on you.*

[@markiplier]

Oh no... D:

[@lastheavens]

Markiplier NUUU MARKIMOO

[@Savpinkalicious1]

Markiplier MARRY AMY!

[@arcadepunk2628]

Markiplier Hey mark, what did the cooling system say to freddy? "I must say I'm a big FAN! "

[@bloodwolf9253]

Baby come back!

[@mihdnite5473]

You know a game’s good when unclogging toilets is a feature

[@tmays1789]

ZedgeTheLlama do you know nightcore

[@purplaixe]

ZedgeTheLlama OMAGOD U GOT PINNED

[@mihdnite5473]

MARK LOVED MY COMMENT IMA FANGIRL NOW

[@tmays1789]

Omg sooo lucky

[@dogger8693]

lol

[@PerThunder]

Welcome, weary traveller. You have arrived at the Pizzeria sim section of this playlist. You can rest here for now, but be cautious. There's a lot of this playlist left to explore

[@SebePlays]

“Stay or Continue?” *Continue*

[@King_Calcium]

Take a seat and have some Fizzy Faz, UCN is a real test of stamina. You'll need all the energy you can get.

[@Flowg__]

and watch as markiplier freaks out about the animatronics that dont exist.

[@JohnsonJohnsonJohnson-j6r]

Don't tell me what to do, I'll watch it all at 3x speed within a single day

[@Klick404]

Scott is a comedic genius. That opening was incredible

[@lb_collector]

I went blind into the game expecting a fun pizza throwing arcade game and that opening sequence broke my mind.

[@mattegrey2609]

@@lb_collector it's the fact that Scott cawthon put so many lore based clues that also pointed towards it being a pizzeria simulator (what is paragraph 4 for example. Paragraph 4 of the steam post talking about a pizzeria simulator)

[@skibidirizzgyatshaker]

He’s honestly a genius.

[@hectormccusker7302]

im so glad i found a comment from 2021, now i know im not lonley.

[@halitefeonder3848]

@@hectormccusker7302 ur never lonely when ur watching mark's fnaf videos lol

[@xStego]

Helpy: breaks back Mark: *losing his shit*

[@blooop3126]

Dumb Stupid, wait, hold on.

[@anabelle602]

harboceous inc. LMFAO

[@dinothe_kidd6388]

@harboceous inc. a

[@KingThunder396]

Lefty?

[@kamikazi6299]

His entire damn spinal cord broken like a glow stick

[@para4]

“But be aware that buying things on sale comes with a certain amount of risk.” Mark, next episode: “Lefty is 5 dollars?”

[@aceofspades8129]

i was never on sale, though .

[@LiterallyDeepu]

@@aceofspades8129 then get on sale, though!

[@kittehsezmeow]

lefty is 5 dallors but I've never bought her- and can't-

[@mikzpwnz_3199]

@@kittehsezmeow the salvage is like $8000 so you're essentially spending $8005

[@kittehsezmeow]

@@mikzpwnz_3199 I haven't salvaged lefty yet tho

[@kalichambers7973]

Michael: *calmly ordering ballpits* His dad: "MICHAEL-" Micheal: "Not again..."

[@Sleepless_dave]

Business as usual

[@privatefellow6589]

​@@Sleepless_davefacts

[@PhillipClearman]

DON'T LEAVE ME HERE...MICHAEL!!!!

[@oddbaii6322]

“Use your company issued taser to return the animatronic to a neutral state” Mark: I recognize the council has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.

[@isabelleambrose9293]

🤌

[@Commando_14]

Ah yes. Taster.

[@oddbaii6322]

@@Commando_14 I literally just realised, thanks for pointing it out 😂

[@Commando_14]

@@oddbaii6322 no problem dude

[@k-im]

Ong I was beggin this man to fuckin tase him like bro he moved and you saw it twice 💀

[@GoldenAge_23]

Not gonna lie, I thought FNaF couldn’t scare me anymore. That is until Mark started ignoring the obvious signs of impending death during the salvage

[@cj3537]

Agreed. As someone who has played the game and beat it, that was legit stressful

[@altaccountbrother]

​@cj3537 hey do you have tips for me I wanna start with fnaf 1 its my first horror.. but im already too scared

[@cj3537]

@@altaccountbrother sure. I would just say maybe minimize the screen if you are worried about the jumpescares, and it won't take up your whole screen. Another thing would probably be playing WITHOUT headphones. It has creepy ambient sounds, and maybe you could even turn volume down a bit

[@chimmychuck]

​@@altaccountbrotherfirst off, how old are you? depending on your age my answer will change

[@altaccountbrother]

@@chimmychuck 19

[@demonprincess9680]

Helpy: literally breaks his spine trying to jump into a ball pit Mark: laughs hysterically Mark really has a way with sympathy

[@Fauncgz]

He's clearly an empath

[@dariarampelt1398]

An empath and (probably) a masochist

[@demonprincess9680]

@@dariarampelt1398 No, he's not a masochist, he just likes seeing how much his body can take

[@dariarampelt1398]

@@demonprincess9680 oh, yes of course, pardon me, how dare I forget!

[@xxjoebamaxx7782]

@@dariarampelt1398 p

[@Giggleshitthedestroyer]

i love how mark is absolutely terrified as soon as entering the office despite the fact he doesnt have any animatronics

[@Badsy_the_Edgecat]

to be fair, if you are OBSCENELY unlucky, you could technically have the game roll to have an animatronic sneak in the first night, or even multiple if rngesus totally forsakes you

[@pedc_]

mark: *is about to die to baby* also mark: "let me check a yes in the box"

[@SSaiyanJay]

666 likes

[@fenris4045]

@@SSaiyanJay *1.3K likes!

[@Thisismyspareaccount]

mediumant12 lol

[@pedc_]

@@Thisismyspareaccount thanks

[@Thisismyspareaccount]

mediumant12 np

[@evanmaldonado7594]

game: don't get anything with a liability risk. mark: allow me to introduce myself

[@ketimportatopo3471]

Mark: Hold my beer

[@nopefish7788]

(Three minutes in) Mark: *buys everything with a liability*

[@schmooca]

mark: i’m about to end this man’s whole career

[@BloodyRoseMooney]

lmfao XD

[@valmanway1844]

Yep

[@defaultdan7923]

I can’t get over mr hugs having a liability risk of 1

[@ohsugarr-5555]

He will vacuum you up xD

[@chrisdunn5925]

I cant remeber what game it is but you have to help freddy play five nights at mr hugs and if you lose freddy gets mad

[@portal007gamescz9]

@@chrisdunn5925 its in ultimate custom night

[@chrisdunn5925]

@@portal007gamescz9 thx for telling me

[@thememe-museum8669]

Fireball lemme guess, the lawsuit will be it turning on somehow and scaring 10 toddlers

[@adilmorocco1995]

Jumpscares: 0:04 Molten Freddy 17:35 Molten Freddy 21:09 Molten Freddy

[@mister_myst]

Does Molten Freddy jumpscare us?

[@ghostie-si3xx]

no, he is on an Easter egg 💗 there is nothing scary or concerning that happens in this game 🥰

[@skylovescars69420]

@@mister_mystI don’t think so

[@F4iryXtale]

​@@mister_mystNo. He's not in this game, he's in fnaf 3

[@josephL_OG50]

@@F4iryXtaleno he’s not, dumb 😂

[@emyron1843]

My favorite part of this game looking back are the voice overs. The way they describe that there might be something crawling around in the vents ready to jump out at you in such a calm manner can be kinda funny but it's also like very disturbing. It's like the rest of the people working for/with Fazbear's Pizzeria are all like desensitized to the idea of death and the animatronics possibly having sinister intentions because it's been going on for so long. We get a little bit of that in Security Breach, but it's not the same, Scott's way of creeping the player out is so clever and unique, I love it.

[@Lynns-Thoughts]

There's a noticable difference between the "older" games and Security Breach. I think part of that has to do with Scott stepping down from the FNAF franchise. I understand why things happened the way that they did, I just don't think FNAF will be the same moving forward! Note: I'm not excusing Scott's actions, I'm just doubtful of the people currently working on the game and how prepared/how much they know and understand about FNAF

[@craydussy]

@@Lynns-Thoughts wdym by excusing his actions? There's nothing really to excuse. People dug for his personal opinions and found want they wanted. Those opinions, while they might not match up with how some people think, are not harmful.

[@dgavinin]

@@craydussy yeah no normal person with a working mind would care about what someone has to say against their own opinions

[@WarmBreadBearBuddy]

Angsty teen voice in Sister location: “yeah so you might die or whatever”

[@nbshftr]

@@Lynns-Thoughts what actions? he has both conservative and liberal political opinions, but when he donates to trumps political campaign because he thinks that he would be a better choice over hillary thats where everyone draws the line? he should be allowed to make mistakes. it's really sad how the second the community found out that scott had political opinions they disagree with, he's immediately harassed to the point of stepping down.

[@icixcle4810]

Mark: Unbothered by the fact that Molten Freddy is slowly moving closer to him Me: tazertazertazertazertazerTAZEIT-

[@PossiblyAkid]

*_JUST TAZE THE GOD DAMM THING!_*

[@genkureshima9834]

Wait, they actually *move* during the salvage thing?

[@tammimyers3715]

IT'S NAME IS SPAGHETTI FREDDY

[@genkureshima9834]

@sourcreampringles It's hard as fuck to see that, but that's interesting.

[@genkureshima9834]

@@tammimyers3715 Molten Spaghetti Freddy, then.

[@Matt.deange13]

Who knew the words “let’s play test this bad boy” would lead to one of the funniest moments in markipliers entire fnaf history

[@yourlocalzerotwosimp5677]

"okay so the first night is never usually that bad in any of the games so I'll play through-"

[@beethechamp6277]

@@yourlocalzerotwosimp5677 chica: Hi I would like to inform you about your life's unextended warranty

[@tidyyyy]

The Hog Rider card is unlocked from the Spell Valley (Arena 5). He is a very fast building-targeting, melee troop with moderately high hitpoints and damage. He appears just like his Clash of Clans counterpart; a man with brown eyebrows, a beard, a mohawk, and a golden body piercing in his left ear who is riding a hog. A Hog Rider card costs 4 Elixir to deploy. Strategy His fast move speed can boost forward mini tanks like an Ice Golem in a push. At the same time, he can also function as a tank for lower hitpoint troops such as Goblins as he still has a fair amount of health. Most cheap swarms complement the Hog Rider well, as they are nearly as fast as him and usually force more than one card out of the opponent's hand. The Hog Rider struggles with swarms, as they can damage him down and defeat him quickly while obstructing his path. Barbarians in particular can fully counter him without very strict timing on the defender's part, though be wary of spells. A Hunter can kill the Hog Rider in 2 hits if placed right on top of it. However, if you place something in front of the Hog Rider, the Hunter's splash will damage the Hog Rider and hit the card in front of it more. The Hog Rider in conjunction with the Freeze can surprise the opponent and allow the Hog Rider to deal much more damage than anticipated, especially if the opponent's go-to counter is a swarm, or swarms are their only effective counter to him. Skeletons and Bats will immediately be defeated by the spell, while Spear Goblins, Goblins, and Minions will be at low enough health to be defeated by a follow up Zap or Giant Snowball. However, this strategy isn't very effective against buildings as the Hog Rider will take a while to destroy the building, giving the opponent ample time to articulate another counter. Against non-swarm troops, it can deal a lot of damage during the freeze time, but this can allow the opponent to set up a massive counterpush. For this reason, players should either only go for a Hog Rider + Freeze when they have other units backing it up from a counterattack, or if the match is about to end and they need to deal as much damage as possible. It is not a good idea to send in a Hog Rider simply to destroy a building, especially if it is the only building targeting unit available, as defeating Crown Towers becomes substantially more difficult. Spells or simply waiting out the lifetime of the building are more effective. The exception to this is an Elixir Collector placed in front of the King's Tower. If a Hog Rider placed at the bridge, he can destroy the Collector for a positive Elixir trade, though the damage from both Princess Towers will usually mean he does not survive to deal any damage to them. However, if the opponent sends in defending troops, it can be an opportunity to gain spell damage value. In a deck with several low-cost cards, it might be worth it to simply send the Hog Rider against one building. These decks shuffle their card rotation quick enough, that they will arrive to their next Hog Rider before the next building arrives in the opponent's card rotation.

[@myialastname7583]

@@beethechamp6277 LMAOOOOOO NO THATS HILARIOUS

[@robbieramsey3092]

wait timestamp

[@Daikon10]

9:54 The Drastic changes in his face make it 10x funnier cause he didn't know what he getting himself into.

[@skaisathedutchie7003]

I love the idea that the animatronics are in a chair across from you while you just... *Stare at it...*

[@dkjcb3993]

Pizzeria owner: **plays tape** Tape: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOORRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Pizzeria owner: **holding pen and paper** And how does that make you feel? Animatronic: **lying on a bed, crying** It hurts. It hurts real bad, man.

[@x_kittrix]

Xali McDermott They’re probably talking about how they got killed so many years ago

[@freshpeanut4967]

Lowkey sat there like 🗿. This dude has seen it all at this point

[@cy.istooshort]

Hi

[@boah69]

Now that you mention it i think they should be a lot more secure than that 😂

[@ightheadinout]

"REMEMBER to use your company issued taser" Mark: let's not do that

[@zeus28frenzy]

"Remember to use your company issued 30mm Vulcan Chaingun."

[@emilygalaviz4231]

him not remembering actually got me so irritated 🤣

[@destroite5825]

Same as what he did way back in fnaf 2 not wearing the mask 😂

[@chromiesomee]

Well maybe he didn't want to decrease the value the game said if they used the taser it'd decrease the value

[@Garage_Distinct_Clips]

@@destroite5825 it’s 3 times

[@erriichii6177]

Tape man: "use this taser if you feel the animatronic is becoming unstable, or aggressive." Mark: *watches Molten Freddy move 3-4 times* Mark: *dies* Mark: shocked pikachu face

[@Titanosaurus-tu8bw]

Yo I didn’t see him move. But I’m terrible at telling the difference between similar objects so yea

[@blueberryblues5644]

I love it “You get 3 free ones.” And he’s on the fifth and final one, with freddy clearly leaning over the table aggressively. “Don’t... don’t you do nothin’.”

[@gsomslayer]

that made me cringe so damn hard

[@ivotcomer3183]

SHOCKED pikachu face

[@mercya.4492]

.o.

[@withsofia]

16:52 my heart was crying when u didnt shock him at all

[@WASDevan_]

Ong

[@deadcuerpo]

nice pfp

[@PokeMario-pk4ot]

In this video, there are 3 jumpscares 0:05 (Molten Freddy, not counted as it repeats later) 17:38 (Molten Freddy) 21:10 (Molten Freddy, missing audio) Jumpscares per animatronic: Freddy: 31 Bonnie: 8 Chica: 4 Foxy: 4 Golden Freddy: 0 Toy Freddy: 0 Toy Bonnie: 5 Toy Chica: 3 Mangle: 1 Puppet: 6 Withered Freddy: 2 Withered Bonnie 19 Withered Chica 11 Withered Foxy: 21 Withered Golden Freddy: 7 Springtrap: 45 Phantom BB: 16 Phantom Freddy: 8 Phantom Foxy: 19 Phantom Mangle: 5 Phantom Puppet: 4 Phantom Chica: 8 Nightmare Freddy: 3 Nightmare Bonnie: 13 Nightmare Chica: 12 Nightmare Foxy: 4 Nightmare Fredbear: 24 Nightmare: 7 Nightmare Cupcake: 4 Plushtrap: 2 Jack-o-Bonnie: 2 Jack-O-Chica: 3 Nightmare Mangle: 3 Nightmarrione: 6 Nightmare BB: 4 Funtime Freddy: 1 Bon Bon: 9 Ballora: 9 Funtime Foxy: 9 Minireenas: 8 Bidybabs: 10 Ennard: 9 Yendo: 11 Bonnet: 18 Lolbit: 0 Molten Freddy: 2 Scrap Baby: Scraptrap/Afton: Lefty: Total jumpscare count: 396

[@Freefire-xm8vt]

Is this Mark’s tally of every time he died?

[@PokeMario-pk4ot]

@@Freefire-xm8vt yes, also includes phantoms

[@CW-order66]

Holy shit, also thx

[@bleue5218]

Thank you for your service

[@hiraeth3504]

proof that springtrap is the real asshole

[@EeveeDropk-k-s-k]

Mark: Mr. Hugs is a liability risk. My mind: *that vine where the vacuum chases someone*

[@dirtydan9785]

*HE'S A MANIAC, MA~NIAC ON THE FLOOR*

[@artsrandomstuff436]

@@dirtydan9785 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@urfavoritefurry4368]

XD

[@prozacparkgirl]

*I-wha- you read my mind*

[@diy_cat9817]

Bless you

[@frostedmocha]

"I'm dead????" Molten Freddy: "YOU'RE DEAD" me: I think he's dead

[@DoctorAlright]

Mmmm I’m think he’s dead

[@herkabie9480]

Who killed heavy!

[@diegosanchez3745]

@@herkabie9480 the heavy is dead!

[@dc1054]

@@diegosanchez3745 who killed him?

[@diegosanchez3745]

@@dc1054 The engineer: "thats right, it was me!" The Heavy: "but Whyyyyyyyyy??" The engineer: "because you're phat, boi!"

[@brandon0sh]

i have never felt more murderous than watching markiplier finish the pizzeria sim portions without spending all his tokens

[@cinnapvn]

“Ooh, Fiztime PopSoda! Accept! Yes!” *and thus began the worst mistake of mark’s FNAF career*

[@Rainbow-mm7lb]

Oh why?

[@avabaker5063]

@@Rainbow-mm7lb i think because of the ads for the company always popping up on his computer. they draw attention to his office so the animatronics can attack him easier.

[@patricioperez7323]

Can anyone really hear vent noises? I barely hear them on my game and while I’m watching mark, I don’t hear the vent noises at all when he says oop I heard that!

[@SeenCeenCasual]

no he can't move. Thats why

[@Rainbow-mm7lb]

@@avabaker5063 oh i see tysmmm, sorry i didnt see ur nofitication

[@couchpotato274]

Helpy: **Breaks his back, snaps his neck, and is on the verge of death** Mark: *Funniest sh!t I've seen*

[@bakugobaby3100]

Agreed the jump mini game i couldnt stop laughing

[@sgsuperkiddan]

@@bakugobaby3100 i about die every time i see it happen XD

[@SalsaGamesALot]

@@bakugobaby3100 I was dieing every time I saw it, mainly cause of mark's comments

[@spoopyscaryskelebones3846]

@@SalsaGamesALot hehehe

[@ryderr4702]

Bro the way he falls and the silence after it is so funny

[@M1MOB]

“Use the company issued taser to return it to a docile state” Markiplier after the animatronic has moved in front of him like 5 times: *Seems fine to me*

[@kkthegamer5686]

🤣🤣🤣

[@adam_waz_good_4660]

Right that pissed me off so much lmao

[@space-3415]

@@adam_waz_good_4660 I know it made me angry

[@gloomy_glamour]

I see that in most new people playing this game. I think early on they want the maximum amount of money and shocking them seems like the wrong move. They learn later that its better to shock and of get less money than to die.

[@plaguenplay3516]

@@gloomy_glamour where have you been when my greedy ass interviewed them and got jumpscared repeatedly?

[@Thatopman]

Yep.. I bet 1 basket of exotic butters you're here to rewatch the entire series after the newest vid, enjoy!

[@izzy8805]

I watch this entire fnaf series about a couple times a year. It never gets old ❤️

[@cazter901]

Literally everything Mark buys has a liability risk.

[@calliope1868]

Mark himself is a liability risk

[@SaleenSundria]

Spoilers, man! Some people haven't watched this yet! (This is a joke. Please don't burn me at the stake.)

[@calzy9232]

@@SaleenSundria p

[@RaldoBot]

@@SaleenSundria if you have to assure people that what you just said was a joke, it’s not a very good joke

[@SaleenSundria]

@@RaldoBot I'll give you that, if it were spoken word. Over text you can't exactly convey tone, so it's harder to tell if someone is being sarcastic or joking, and not everyone knows the meaning of tone indicators like /s and /j and stuff. Either way I suppose I'll be burned at the stake since this is the internet, so I guess I shouldn't have bothered anyways.

[@acegamer9347]

“Use your company issued taser to return the animatronic to a neutral state” Molten Freddy: *comes closer* Mark: WHATDOIDO!?!

[@theratman6718]

Your about 2 years too late

[@cowboylikemaeve]

@@theratman6718 it be like that. Especially at 3am (jk it's only like 10)

[@acegamer9347]

S N A S and?

[@127sys]

S N A S and you’re 4 weeks late... nobody cares

[@jas.per.25]

@@127sys wig *SNATCHED*

[@djiaxx5548]

All Jump-scares In This Episode: (I tried to make these a few milliseconds earlier) Molten Freddy: 0:05 Molten Freddy: 17:38 Molten Freddy: 21:10 (Not much of a jump scare)

[@deliazawodni3621]

cleetus Thanks! I get scared easily 😂😅

[@Jxckkkkk]

1738 Ayy

[@asamessner6148]

1738 ay I'm like hey what's up hello

[@cr1spy.s0cks92]

Logan a second before disaster

[@danny_shootstar]

@Logan 21:10 ;-;

[@Lur_k1nG]

The "Lets play test this bad boy" has to be one of the best moments in Mark's Fnaf history

[@Vibrativeaxis]

Mark accidentally putting his game in hard mode is something I can watch endlessly

[@damongaming275]

wait what?

[@HumbleShark89]

Eh?

[@JustJordynNZ]

Because of taking the sponsorships. at a guess

[@boyo7918]

@@JustJordynNZ And ignoring the taser, getting no money from molten freddy

[@b3nt079]

@@damongaming275 Yeah sponsorships are automatic hard mode. They give away your location pretty much immediately whenever an advertisement goes off during the actual FNAF segment of the game. Having every sponsorship is asking for trouble, unfortunately

[@HomoSapien-z5q]

There are jump scares at 0:05, 17:38 and 21:09 In case anyone else likes to be warned

[@maple8021]

And 0:05 ish

[@HomoSapien-z5q]

@@maple8021 you're right, imma add that

[@ravendemo4980]

Thank you!

[@Fawn__Bridger]

Thank you 😁

[@pursuitverz3002]

Thx

[@normaljim]

Markiplier:*beats sister location* Scott:*releases pizzeria simulator* Markiplier:oh shit..here we go again

[@rachelf.6612]

Mark: *finishes Pizzeria Simulator* Scott: *releases Ultimate Custom Night* Mark: COME ON

[@backonja7255]

Mama Mia, here we go again!

[@jessicad5713]

Best thread on here so far 😂😂😂😂

[@user-nn7lb7yj6i]

yas

[@susietheedgy2160]

@@rachelf.6612 Scott: *Releases fnaf VR* Mark: Sigh..

[@13s_ArtStudio]

I love how everytime the intro to the game is over Mark sounds like he's gonna cry, but he's laughing at the same time...

[@Bobafett-lc2vx]

Wait, THIS IS OFFICIAL SCOTT CAWTHON?!

[@markiplier]

Yep!

[@aregularfan7506]

Markiplier hi mark!

[@monkeykingu]

Wow blessed by the mark himself

[@cykachu8080]

Markiplier *Y E P !*

[@crabmeat4588]

Bobafett 3820 yup

[@ultratwinkgamerposting]

me preparing for markiplier’s despair when mr hippo is bought later in the series and he starts reading out the entire bee movie script:

[@Wont-YouBeMyNeighbor]

XD

[@KinjiroTheThunder]

The accuracy is both frightening and painful

[@thefriendfromwork1018]

Oo pain

[@Shimanas527]

Wrong game

[@sparklekitty-hg3rd]

hope n despairrr

[@mateofigueredo2427]

Mark while doing audio prompts: OH HE MOVED! Also Mark: Doesn’t tase him and proceeds to spastically flip the sheet up and down

[@srmomaso4933]

Sorry but i'm no speak tiroteo escolar

[@hi5yearsago392]

Tacos

[@jj-pm7wm]

@@srmomaso4933 don comedia

[@LionPlaysz]

Marks expressions from 4:06 to 6:45 is the scariest thing in the whole game I swear-

[@mr_saltyy.5092]

Mark: Accepts ad. Me: So you have chosen death.

[@blitzy8034]

Mr_ Saltyy. Cough cough etra games cough

[@ethanhill851]

@Tom, The Gobbler Of Worlds And Chickens *loads Handgun with malicious intent* Stay away from me

[@koisj8310]

@@ethanhill851 hello si- *cough*

[@ghoulgamestalker4265]

Cough Cough Cough Cough Cough

[@James-Salty-Sunderland]

Nice name man

[@mystic7244]

I love how Molten Freddy’s voice still sounds like his old voice (a.k.a Funtime Freddy in case you didn’t know)

[@Scp-gs2lx]

Yeh

[@saiix5370]

Yea

[@leebfriends8512]

It's because he's a mix of every Funtime animatronic except Circus Baby because she was turned into scrap baby, and plus Molten Freddy looks like a bear, so, why not?

[@bellsunflower13]

I thought he was a melted version of ennard

[@Scp-gs2lx]

@@bellsunflower13 it is ennard

[@KH40S_]

*Matt agressivley theorizes in the backround*

[@jacksonrogers6382]

hOi I'm TEmMIE Poor MatPat. He was so innocent until FNAF.

[@random_person6355]

Markiplier casually buying the objects with the most risk/liability

[@FoxAutumnn]

Hey guys. The taser button is mapped to the Control key. So every time he uses it, he is literally administering a Controlled Shock. Fun little fact I figured out.

[@NintendoFreakazoid]

Good eye

[@JoeMama-lh5vr]

Lauren Y. That was obvious?

[@antimonia]

Joe Mama not to people who haven’t played this one :/ besides most people probably wouldn’t have noticed

[@justvoidable]

That was a pun......?

[@tiffanykowtiash4779]

Nothing showing up when you click this video *LeTS fIx ThAT wITH A CoNTOleD shock*

[@ETN420]

Molten Freddy: Literally takes a bite out of the table Mark: Understandable, have a great day

[@sir_plesious]

I'm pretty sure that's just his shadow. You can see a smaller but similar shape at the edge of the table before he's even moved and the three bumps that make up the shape could very easily just be a shadow of his cheeks and nose.

[@chees6195]

NO HE BIT THE TABLE

[@yelimsnusm7551]

wtf you talking about. where did he bite the table?

[@shivrammittal3601]

@@yelimsnusm7551 I think it is a shadow but the shape makes you think that he bit the table

[@sami6911]

It’s just a shadow to make it obvious that he’s moved closer to you

[@js3ph253]

I just noticed that the ambiance in the beginning sounds like a really distorted version of the carnival music in FNAF 1

[@queenofspadesely]

Audio prompt 1 and 6 are the carnival music.

[@_yix]

OMG! :O I noticed it after I read this!

[@_Alias_]

Ikr

[@thetruesopop]

Holy crap it is true

[@sryld]

The carnival music is actually circus baby

[@SallyCat84]

Mark definitely deserves a share of Freddy’s pizza, because he’s played every game so far and worked really hard to play each game inside and out.

[@goroakechi6126]

Can we all appreciate that Micheal was able to buy an ENTIRE RESTURANT’S WORTH OF SHARES on a SECURITY GUARD’S BUDGET?!?

[@bonniefazman9065]

Mike is business savy, he learned it from his dad.

[@GayPanicAtTheDisco1]

Now that's some real couponing there-

[@cakefart3000]

one word, L O A N S.

[@holczy0]

fucu

[@nunyanunyabiz]

Really I'm wondering if he's regretting the pizza setting

[@amerequeer403]

"I thought this was just going to be fun and happy." -Famous last words

[@Jonaxt]

KawaiiKat04 jumpscare when Mark says that? Ok

[@helloturtle7825]

Lol

[@Dani-zi7qp]

*every gamer’s last words

[@rukusima]

i really like that fnaf was becoming more and more psychological. That makes it more scarier than jumpscares, at least for me.

[@normalhuman6804]

Yeah, I agree.

[@myosotis-forgetmenots]

The tension and anticipation is crazy

[@xavierthomas5835]

Fear is not a good thing by any means. It is a terminal disease we inherited from the first people on the earth, when they forsook God and did their own works. And fear became our guide, and now it's even our delight. Repent and believe the gospel of Jesus Christ.

[@theabyss310]

​@@xavierthomas5835 This reads like a copypasta

[@xavierthomas5835]

@The Abyss That's only because you hate it and think it silly. You think it's a story, or a fable fabric ated by man, even though you know that it has substance and value beyond that which I have spoken to you. Yet you will say that there is no God and that he is a vile being anyway. It is a contradiction to say that God has been evil, yet he doesn't exist. How shall you answer me now that I have revealed your own words to you, I wonder?

[@Zahnermc]

4:24 “Now it’s time to put all your eggs into one basket” ☠️

[@raqio_]

"A gamble that comes with a 100% chance of success in some cases." *Seems* *Legit*

[@Swames665]

Tmartn likes those odds

[@springward7277]

*in some cases*

[@4rrrk104]

I read that in the same time it was said in the vid lmao

[@frostrated05]

Yep, definitely. I agree-

[@mmortimus]

FREAKING MINT👌

[@SpagettiSpeltWrong]

I like how when Helpy snaps his neck, the game stops and is like. "You're laughing. This poor boy is in need of serious medical attention and you're laughing."

[@Notthatbright209]

Hehehe

[@Mr.HaterJaquavius]

Hehehehe

[@RongDMemer]

Zehahahaha

[@overratedgamer4835]

Lol 3(:)

[@prekrit9453]

Well it was kinda funny though...

[@spyfusion480]

The first mistake he made: Accepting that god damn sponsorship

[@blitzy8034]

SpyFusion you watched the video explaining how everyone died on night 2 huh

[@firethrower1832]

Lil Valkyrie what video I kinda wanna watch now?

[@blitzy8034]

FireThrower 18 there is a video by etra games called “why everyone died on night 2” or something like that

[@filip3180]

Lil Valkyrie i didnt die on night 2 actually it went really smoothly for me

[@blitzy8034]

Lol Lmao same because i only salvage afton and no one else ‘cause im a wuss 😂

[@maxvolume72]

Honestly fnaf 6 is by far my favourite from just how eerie and creepy it is while also being able to seem so lighthearted, along with how it literally just released out of nowhere with little to no explanation

[@SteveGameSDG]

"Unclog toilets?! Why is that a thing?!" So you don't become knee-deep in SHIT, Mark.

[@deadgrass2299]

This is a *real* comment.

[@BootsThe_Cat]

Wouldn't it be cool if the pizzeria actually had other night staff like a janitor and a mechanic so you guys could team up against the animatronics or even use one of them to save yourself

[@BrocktonLazarus3397]

Somebody had too many exotic butters.

[@milowagner1667]

IM FUCKIN DYING🤣🤣🤣

[@musical_ghost1445]

@@BootsThe_Cat fr

[@vidiaplays]

The lucky flannel, the outro music, the anticipation for jump scares, the hilarious noises he makes...I keep thinking these games are gonna get old and boring but watching mark play them is like coming home. The nostalgia 😭

[@blvvdbite]

*"And that brings us to, 𝓛𝓲𝓪𝓫𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓽𝔂."* **Coca Cola ad**

[@aruhagaitano7971]

Ify

[@Liffey_Brown]

@@aruhagaitano7971 wilt

[@tacoandmemes6890]

666 likes...

[@bugi4623]

omg, do you speak inuktitut???????

[@nathanashwill6545]

When your like makes it go to 1k: im a god

[@abbeyredits]

he makes me lose it at 21:15 "I didn't even hear a noise, it was just happen" 💀

[@GoatConnoisseur]

21:09 I have never laughed at a “jumpscare” so hard before. -Day 3 of rewatching old Mark FNAF vids-

[@xgqd9687]

same 3rd day

[@homogore2994]

Bruh same 3rd day too

[@PotatoManPlays]

Lol I'm in the 3rd day too

[@gokaputt]

same my guy

[@bobross7793]

week 2 of binge watching mark play the same 2 fnaf games over and over. I have memorized the first five minutes of every video

[@jaykerzp3643]

Normal people: “I want a mansion and a sports car.” Markiplier: “A fan?!?!? Hell yeah!”

[@alleymercuryway7777]

Markiplier: *is literally a man who owns five ovens*

[@thefirephoenix872]

"Normal people" you mean weir people

[@SpairM]

He is a man who owns five billboards

[@SparkliOfficial]

@@SpairM but most importantly he owns 5 ovens

[@mrgoopsrevenge]

@Sparkli Official Don’t forget the tactical shovel

[@dar_dar3655]

Mark: WHY IS TAKING SO LONG TO SCAN baby: its because, dummy, nobody else is there

[@avvxkened_ow329]

Is that the scooping room reference lolol

[@dar_dar3655]

@@avvxkened_ow329 yup it is lol

[@brodyatkinson1960]

That was a reference to the 4th night in fnafsl

[@TheRealBluePuma]

XD dummy

[@juliwb6390]

(little girl voice) I dont understand! Haha, no but seriously, i dont understand

[@sabbibeedabumblebee1445]

its hilarious that mark was just so happy with how the tycoon appeared until the ol fashioned fnaf vents stuff came in and he just went ):-o and his mood just sunk

[@hergedurrr]

Mark: "oh! Oh! I'm dead?" Molten Freddie: "you're dead" What a helpful guy

[@Boncarbs]

Ye a coincidence that mark said that before he said it

[@tabbywaslostflyhightweek4992]

It’s not “Freddie” it’s “Freddy”

[@hergedurrr]

@@tabbywaslostflyhightweek4992 does it really matter? It's a game

[@tabbywaslostflyhightweek4992]

@@hergedurrr yeah, it really doesn’t matter. Whenever I correct something like that, just remember that I’m just joking and that you can spell it however you want to. Sorry For The Misunderstanding, Sir!

[@gwyneth8306]

@@tabbywaslostflyhightweek4992 misunderstanding? no. this is no instance of a failure to communicate. it is an act of terrorism and it MUST BE REPAID WITH BLOOD

[@Sephiewoth]

"Hello, I am Nedd Bear, Freddy Fazbear's normal cousin. I am, in fact, haunted. But I am haunted by the spirit of a cubicle worker, and I can help file your taxes for you."

[@Paperwoulf]

Henzo Shim Oh.god Im dying.

[@vaultboyplayz296]

Henzo Shim it's free relastate

[@tanyaams1916]

Henzo Shim soo funny

[@AJTheMightyGamer]

Well, it is almost that time again

[@Cyclopso42096]

If I could heart this I would ❤

[@abbyj2783]

I love how he so consistently ignores all warnings. Use the taser if it starts moving? Nope, now its loose. Avoid buying things that could be dangerous? Specifically buy the only stage with a warning and the only animatronic with a liability. Vent is loud so you need to check for anything coming? Immediately forgotten and dies the second something is loose because he assumed he would hear it coming. Never change, Mark.

[@lynn4840]

From everything we've heard on distractible, the blatant disregard for his own safety seems to be a recurring theme in his life. It's only natural that'd carry over to his let's plays. 😂

[@alleymercuryway7777]

@@lynn4840 *insert Hold My Beer episode here*

[@hysper3795]

Even now I'm watching you. I injured my feet so I will not able to move for 2 weeks. But without you it may feel like 2 years. Thank you Markiplier for making my childhood much better.

[@CarlsCozyCorner]

It's been a year already... Damn time flies now doesn't it?

[@FloofyRojo]

not when school comes along

[@ليشاه-ي9ط]

Carleigh wilsonator yup

[@spiderhack4289]

Yep just throw a clock and time fly.

[@CarlsCozyCorner]

@@spiderhack4289 XD

[@gachachip4230]

ΨΣS IΠDΣΣD...

[@thegamerator10]

19:38 You're laughing. Helpy suffered a potentially life-threatening injury and you're laughing.

[@myr7663]

Can you tell me the source for this quote?

[@Milk_slurper]

@@myr7663 it’s from the movie “Joker”

[@ghoullllllllllllllllll]

yes cause death is funny for some reason-

[@OriOriOhG]

You're damn right I am

[@unicorn69]

It’s hilarious

[@thedollarsauce]

Helpy: *breaks his spine* Mark: hahahahahahahahahaha

[@rblxmac]

His neck*

[@Master_Rater]

ItzShiacツ rlly

[@rblxmac]

@@Master_Rater yes, yTp StUdIoS sAy So

[@fazbearboi]

Helpy: *breaks his neck trying to jump into the ballpit* Mark: haha yes. K O M E D I.

[@funnyman4311]

Scott: releases new game Mark: I don't know who I am or where I am all I know is that I must beat it

[@turtle2078]

I ruined the no reply thing

[@annoyinggaster]

@@turtle2078 r/madlads

[@user-ex8dm7in5i]

@@annoyinggaster r/ihavereddit

[@FoxxOutlaw]

Mark: *Decides to salvage.* Me: *with tazer in hand, pointing it at animatronic* "PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM, OR SO HELP ME!!!"

[@nisarojas2869]

Panda Bearz bum bum bum bum bum

[@TheEnd0LaFin]

XD

[@rileymasters1683]

SO HELP ME, SO HELP ME, GET BYYYYYYY!!!

[@brojuk3080]

Nothing to see here

[@toxiicjfox3233]

I'm the 99 like

[@carlmickeyangeloalamban4844]

19:42 Mark after buying ballpit : *"Lets playtest this bad boy."* Also Mark : *chuckling at the fact Helpy broke his/her back* Helpy : *Files a lawsuit for abusive work environment*

[@BrandonBreakfast]

I laughed, it was hilarious

[@wazemo2764]

Terrible joke

[@carlmickeyangeloalamban4844]

@@wazemo2764 sir, can you just let us laugh in peace as many other people here think so?

[@cq.cumber_offishial]

Also Helpy: *is an artificial intelligence, therefore has no feelings nor opinions* Mark: *laughs even harder at their inferiority*

[@iiwhitsrxses6032]

Wario & Waluigi productions Terrible joke

[@ludvigholst4767]

1:20 i love the detail of Sticky Keys activating because he was spamming shift too much