Fixing Broken Humans in a VR Surgery Simulator

I sure do love helping humanity :D

[@DrixPunk]

Medical report on one "Dr. John Johnington Soda" Bob Jefferson was scheduled for a life saving heart surgery he had spent his life savings on, unwilling to pay for the fine of one subscription to the doctors youtube channel, he was dedicated to collecting as much money as possible to save his life. Nurses and family members had been given a peak on the operating floor only to witness John Soda digging through Mr. Jefferson's intestines, screaming quote "GIVE ME YOUR ORGANS." End quote. Arrested for several crimes, Dr.Soda has been given 1 week community service and a 50 Vietnamese Dong fine.

[@anonomooose]

For those wondering 50 Vietamese dong is around 0.0020 usd (less than a cent)

[@breakthephysics]

Soda: *bashes man's skull open with a clock* Soda: "Oh my god? What's so wrong with humans nowadays?"

[@fat6776]

Soda is becoming more ethical over time. These patients have the good graces of anesthesia

[@ShardtheWolf]

The patient is ratchet-strapped to the chair

[@RedChems]

Are you saying a brick is not sufficient anesthesia?

[@tobiturbo08]

Meet the Medic but its an actually Insane guy

[@gabedoyle5516]

What do you mean insane? This guy is a genius doctor.

[@Lean_Dankr]

POV the medic didnt get his medical license removed

[@tobiturbo08]

@@Lean_Dankr Well i dont think Soda ever had one to begin with XD

[@Local_7Eleven]

So just Meet The Medic?

[@tobiturbo08]

@@Local_7Eleven nah this guy is worse than medic

[@shrek-0987]

I think Soda needs to make merch that says "Ok he loves it" on it lol

[@TwoSoda]

BTW the little blurry line is because I'm using a Valve Index and combining both eyes. if you prefer one eye view only let me know. Also tell me the best VR games I should try!

[@zackf13]

i know job sim is a super popular game for vr! also, i think since the majority of the screen is showing the view of one eye, it'd be better to only use the view of the one eye. excited to watch this knowing the kinda stuff you do in people playground

[@McZambie1203]

I'd love to see you play Super Hot

[@spinthir]

I agree with zackf13 Job simulator is very fun, I used to play it all the time super fun game

[@Old-dec]

YOU MUST TRY BONELAB YOU MUUUUST

[@drowl515]

I didn't notice It ain't annoying me lol

[@carrioncat]

every video i watch makes me believe more and more that this guy is a alien learning about humans.

[@egg3666]

Oh boy I cant wait till we see whatever magical way he finds to create Garfield in vr

[@CoCoPuff331]

I want that now 😢

[@Greg3706]

Made me go “hehe” real hard several times. Not to mention the sheer amount of abnormally hard nose breaths.

[@Nataniahuahu]

7:37* Rips out organs* 'is he bleeding?' lmao

[@Nataniahuahu]

5:12 Soda purring while opening their vict- patients eyes

[@clownRatcity]

Sounded like a pigeon to me

[@nfwrambo]

Play dead space and face the consequences of your experiments directly

[@TwoSoda]

I'm a huge baby when it comes to scary games I can barely get past the intro for dead space.

[@nfwrambo]

@@TwoSoda that’s even better, record it

[@kanisan_edit]

Please do it I really want to see you, it’s my birthday u know

[@CodWalrus]

Knowing this man’s profession, I'm not sure I trust him to judge humans as broken.

[@Bas3m3ntRaT]

bro is tf2 medic wtf

[@nickf.747]

hoo boy, i haven't thought about surgeon sinulater in YEARS. thank you for reintroducing me to its casual insanity

[@SacGlow]

Me when I become a surgeon but the intrusive thoughts kick in: 6:37

[@WolfeWonderZ]

TwoSoda, Master surgeon of “normal” people, It’s come to our attention that your body count of (at least) 6 during this visual demonstration has unfortunately led to some *minor* infractions on your record as a medical professional. You’ve successfully performed one eye replacement surgery, one heart replacement surgery, one dental surgery, and one brain replacement surgery during your time here. However, we’re gonna have to revoke your license as the patients now won’t stop screaming (if they can). We’ve heard news that the last doctor we fired went to mercenary work, maybe you can join him. Sincerely, Head Council of Medical Practice (As a sidenote, our reviewers of your footage were well-entertained by your humor despite the situation unfolding.)

[@Hotshot_Thomas]

Twosoda 10th class

[@zingaao]

I saw the thumbnail and said ruh roh.

[@EnderThePirate]

What really happens when soda does his people playground surgeries:

[@eevee813]

Oh this is such a perfect game for you and this channel I can’t believe I didn’t think of it

[@trainiumm]

I can feel these videos making me a better person just by watching them 🥰

[@TheSwanKing]

YEAH TWOSODA UPLOAD!!!!!!!!!!

[@TwoSoda]

Yay SwanKing!

[@Lozinlimbo]

Found your channel today and I can't stop watching! No seriously, please let me out of the basement :D

[@RedChems]

Never really noticed how egg like the human skull is until this video. Truly educational

[@sofanumbers2]

I’m liking the variety content, keep it up!

[@N1ghtfall404]

please get blood trail it suits your personality extremely well

[@Svevsky]

2:16 barely started the video and he is doing a historically accurate lobotomy

[@helioline1532]

I'd love to see you try the ambulance operations, this was funny as hell

[@starrygoose]

YES! LOBOTOMY SPEEDRUN!

[@Zech84]

you are truly inspiring. you have made me realise my destiny and now i too am a Bioengineer. you see, I too have made horrors beyond gods feeble plan. take human torpedo, or chest face for example.

[@MintTea2005]

Thank you for your service

[@heliummaster6628]

now i know that next time i have a surgery, i’ll be in responsible hands!

[@ReedUhOh]

something about Soda's videos is so ungodly relatable

[@matthewhahn137]

Wow! This was a great informative video! I hope this video gets pushed to more people!

[@TwoSoda]

Thanks! I'm working hard on being diverse I hope KZbin gets with the program soon

[@therealtreehugger]

HAHAGAHA "oh and, viewer discretion advised, i guess" ☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@kattastic9999]

BLADE AND SORCERY???? Oh I am _excited_

[@Pathfinderthingyiforgot]

You're like the Like a surgeon by weird al song

[@Rusman17]

Somehow, this is the most normal video yet

[@nyantacoplayz7493]

6:08 that baka already incinerated my lil left sanity

[@monke7729]

Im addicted to your Videos :3

[@TwoSoda]

Thank you monke

[@euantheyutyrannus]

6:33 pure soda energy 8:42 some more 10:56

[@sardermd.keramatali8524]

2:05 POV: António Egas Moniz discovering lobotomy. (circa 1949)

[@The_Jho]

You remind me of the medic from tf2, but somehow more insane

[@ThelittIemouse]

proud to say i've been here since the beginning ❤

[@RoyaItee]

twosoda knows all about surgery because of his background in "People Playground"

[@mramongs2231]

these ones are so good too, why does nobody watch these and only the people playground videos? Also congratulations bro, I remember you had a video where you said you wanted to have a thousand subs for a couple of ages, now you almost have 30k, good job

[@helioline1532]

Agreed, they're missing out; him ripping _an entire ribcage_ out and immediately snatching out random organs absolutely sent me

[@thrackerzod6097]

It's all fun and games until this guy actually enters medical school

[@CaptainAwsome]

the pencil is the best for eye removal

[@TwoSoda]

Interesting 🤔

[@doughboywhine]

Bro apprenticed under Dr. Pepper

[@SeaIbass]

Who gave this dude a vr!?

[@TwoSoda]

I gave myself VR cause i'm a big boy

[@Scorpinock]

I would let you be my surgeon!

[@TwoSoda]

The doctor is in.

[@aSmolLittleFox]

….. I think that’s a bad idea…………

[@okaygoogle577]

FOR SCIENCE ‼️‼️

[@Nataniahuahu]

You'll get the death surgery

[@sc9871]

love this

[@RealAkuma990]

he just murdered him thousands of times lol

[@qursyile]

Where can I assign for your surgery?

[@Themysteriousilluminator]

Have you seed hard bullet vr? Also its a bit off of your channels norm but i cant help but recommend a free game called voices of the void even if you don't put it on KZbin.

[@grind-v3s]

Where you get your license? :\

[@goldengolem4670]

As someone who has just had their wisdom teeth removed i have to say that i completely recomend Dr. Soda, i only mostly wish to die!

[@SirFingleton]

8:54 i dare you to get a++ with the original mouse and keyboard controls

[@TwoSoda]

That's easier than using my own hands lol

[@Seratonin_Hunter]

Laser can't go through him because he's an actual evil deity

[@bistrochefwithepilepsy]

MINNESOTA!

[@mandyrobertson1696]

O god who gave him a medical license

[@macaroon_nuggets8008]

I feel like you would enjoy being a Japanese scientist from 1937-1945.

[@KingGodzillaFan]

cheese

[@The_Nailsmith]

Our your 1000th like

[@TwoSoda]

I appreciate you

[@The_Nailsmith]

@@TwoSoda thanks for being funny

[@ChiPlaysGames]

SODA WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR

[@TwoSoda]

I like dark greens

[@neurotoxicjohann]

Yesssss.

[@SmollRuby]

can we have Blade and Scorcery next please?

[@TwoSoda]

Ill definitely do some! Just need to think of a cool idea for the video. And I'll be covering it when the new game mode comes out assuming the performance doesn't get tanked by the update

[@SmollRuby]

@@TwoSoda awsome

[@Hootstifer]

This guy have kung-furgeon 12:51

[@Squishyvlogsaandmore]

make a slugcat. it's from a game called rain world. look it up. also i love your videos, we share the same fucked up mind :3

[@komodo-dragon]

game name?

[@TwoSoda]

Surgeon Simulator : Experiance Reality

[@crwlrs]

how dare youtube question the scientific nature of your educational videos? what has this site come to...

[@J-A-R-C-123]

I hour gang 😊 👇

[@jamesaimshigher]

13k?!?! Nah, I got a buddy who can do it cheaper

[@Soggywaffles-the-real]

🤫🧏‍♂️

[@eduardcardenas9736]

Death

[@JustCheakingIn]

First ❤

[@KingGodzillaFan]

i was lol anyway what does it even matter

[@McZambie1203]

​@@KingGodzillaFanhis says 22 and yours 21, but it really doesn't matter yeah

[@JustCheakingIn]

@@KingGodzillaFan oop- your comment didn't load for me so I thought I was first lol-

[@you_are_being_judged]

your

[@ItzMeImAlive]

530th like

[@lilnasnusnus7867]

U know it’s gonna be a good all nighter when soda droüs

[@lilnasnusnus7867]

Very good video

[@Soggywaffles-the-real]

🤫🧏‍♂️

[@wongadonga5450]

mogged by soggy waffles