A morbid look at the importance of safety on the job. "So, the leading causes of accidents are joy, sex, and old age?"
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@EvanderBerryWall11 жыл бұрын
*Baby cries* "Speaking of accidents ..." Fucking. Lost. It.
@matthewclark561210 жыл бұрын
The moral of the story: Don't do anything and don't ever be happy. You'll just end up horribly injuring yourself and killing others.
@SaesarSalad9 жыл бұрын
Matthew Clark Word!
@pittland447 жыл бұрын
A valuable lesson brought to you by the good people at Union Pacific.
@wadecarmen75015 жыл бұрын
Unless your job is professional serial killer or Mafia hitman, it's no problem.
@cindydott4522 жыл бұрын
The moral of the story: Don't weld your eyeballs!
@mlshullАй бұрын
And....gentle pressure...
@arizonakiller88923 жыл бұрын
"I often stop by here for a cup of coffee." "That's really interesting."
@Eyetrauma10 жыл бұрын
Maybe the old man wouldn't have suffered a heart attack if they gave him the means to take a vacation more often than every 40 years.
@80MWH10 жыл бұрын
Naw, it was his own fault he got old. :P
@SaesarSalad10 жыл бұрын
80MWH Old people are stupid.
@JudasPriest98789 жыл бұрын
He shouldn't be thinking of Mamie Eisenhower on the job
@SaesarSalad9 жыл бұрын
JudasPriest9878 Mamie Eisenhower makes me hard!
@pittland447 жыл бұрын
He just use a car battery to defribrilate his own heart and get back to work.
@malkamusik7 жыл бұрын
"Hey, have a massive coronary on you own time!"
@Metripleone14 жыл бұрын
'He went through a stop sign, better take it easy Joe'. 'GET OUT OF MY HEAD REVEREND!'
@silentevil777 жыл бұрын
"I'm watching you feel good."
@pittland444 жыл бұрын
Obey the toaster!!!
@polygoncreatures40453 жыл бұрын
That was the line that doubled me over.
@berserkley14 жыл бұрын
"In my version, things went a lot further..." Definitely in the MST3K shorts top 5.
@BrianRobertRose11 жыл бұрын
For some reason, the line that makes me laugh the most is the way Mike Nelson snidely says, "That's really interesting."
@christieperry43616 жыл бұрын
CineCraft I say that to my husband all the time.
@danielboone84353 жыл бұрын
@@christieperry4361 that's really interesting...
@bourdon077412 жыл бұрын
I'm a Lutheran pastor and I love MST3K, but combining it with my profession is especially a scream. Love it!!
@madeinamerica36203 жыл бұрын
"...it's the Adversary who is humorless. I'm sure God likes to laugh." -from Operation Changeling, by Poul Anderson
@angbandsbane7 жыл бұрын
Ah, MST3K videos. The one place on KZbin where the comments are actually funny rather than toxic
@pittland447 жыл бұрын
Not sure if I want to laugh or cry at this remark.
@jonathanwashington60835 жыл бұрын
Don't worry some asswipe will come and Ruin Everything soon enough....
@AmyLSacks5 жыл бұрын
"Maaaaa, Jonathan's LOOKING at meeeee!!!"
@typacsk2 жыл бұрын
"Well you and all of your pets should DIE!" (...for those not familiar, it's from one of the "Twilight" Rifftrax.)
@daughterofolaf2 жыл бұрын
Haha. Unless the video has anything to do with the Netflix era and beyond. Those get ugly really fast!
@GrixieKong5 жыл бұрын
“Come over to this siiiiiide....” “OBEY THE TOASTER!”
@GretaZ-dd3lu Жыл бұрын
He just couldn't get there fast enough... ...for those 2 scoops of raisins. This short is gold!
@DawnOfTheOzz3 жыл бұрын
"Hey, Joe." *CRONCH* "Aaaaaaaah!"
@derekarmstrong35902 жыл бұрын
“In my version things went a lot further” 🤣🤣🤣
@Ronbo7107 жыл бұрын
" ... the filth that is humanity" God these lines were *PRICELESS* !!
@snakes342513 жыл бұрын
Has anyone noticed everyone who's come into contact with the Reverand has ended up either dead, guilt ridden or in a neck brace
@jakobole3 жыл бұрын
Pearl Necklace?
@frankgutierrez60162 жыл бұрын
He the brother Jessica Fletcher of Murder she wrote.
@cindydott4522 жыл бұрын
@@frankgutierrez6016 He's best friends with Johnathan and Jennifer Hart too!
@LakeFX23 күн бұрын
He's America's favorite deacon of death.
@cooldork6811 жыл бұрын
Their honeymoon at Six Flags is going to be real fun.
@Q.Q.Kachoo17 жыл бұрын
REV: To the impatient Joe, the men almost seemed to be purposely stalling as they stowed their gear. MIKE: Joe smelled conspiracy in everything. I also love it when the Rev randomly says "I often stop at this diner for a cup of coffee", and Mike says "That's really INTERESTING!" in that humoring tone usually reserved for the elderly and/or insane.
@RanMouri828 жыл бұрын
This is the most depressing MST3K short I've seen. Thanks, minister, for reminding us that disabilities ruin life for everybody.
@wadecarmen75015 жыл бұрын
Wonder if the minister would have been so caring if it was a black man, woman, or gay guy who was injured and killed.
@RanMouri824 жыл бұрын
@@wadecarmen7501 Was he caring to begin with? He just bemoaned that these folks missed out on the prosperity gospel.
@planescaped4 жыл бұрын
@@RanMouri82 Yeah, I was expecting a message about how people who've experienced tragedy shouldn't wallow in what happened to them but rather overcome it... Instead we get a minister pointing at the victims and saying sucks to be them!
@kelvintorrence599411 ай бұрын
Your most welcome, come 2 church thus Sunday 4 more,bless you.
@menslady125eif25903 ай бұрын
I know, right? Even the riffing doesn't take away the sadness.
@TanzDerSchatten9 жыл бұрын
These are some of the most hilariously contrived accidents ever. Apparently Union Pacific didn't have a problem insulting their employees' intelligence.
@s4ujcd9 жыл бұрын
TanzDerSchatten AHHHH!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GET THAT TORCH OUT OF MY EYES!
@shadetreader4 жыл бұрын
Companies insult their employees' intelligence with every paycheck
@christopherrichardson29453 жыл бұрын
@@s4ujcd “you don’t have to hold it there” is probably one of my all time favorite lines
@cindydott4522 жыл бұрын
Shake hands with danger??
@TimelordR9 жыл бұрын
This film has the 4 D's: disability, dismemberment, death & depression.
@jimmyjim1708 жыл бұрын
+TimelordR Four more D's for this short could be denial, disaster, degradation and disillusionment!
Sadly, a couple of these guys forgot the fifth D: Dodge.
@cindydott4522 жыл бұрын
Doom, destruction, devastation, & denied (as in insurance claim)
@sspeigel137 жыл бұрын
"although she has never been in an accident...she acts like she has" LOL!!!!
@TheStapleGunKid11 жыл бұрын
So according to this video, workers are supposed to predict when they have heart attacks. Right.... Even more absurd is the notion that companies would be okay with workers taking time off any time they were not feeling well.
@Goawaykidyoubotherme7 ай бұрын
If you're having chest pains for a week then a heart attack is a good guess
@tysontaggart72467 ай бұрын
@@Goawaykidyoubotherme "probably just indigestion"
@TanzDerSchatten9 жыл бұрын
"The others? They were along for the ride, whether they liked it or not. Liked it? They hated it! But what could they do?" Uh, maybe pound on the cab of the truck and yell, "Slow down, you idiot!"
@TheStapleGunKid7 жыл бұрын
I like how the guys riding on the truck are perfectly fine after the accident, but the guy in the truck is the only one severely injured. Really, what are the chances of that happening?
@pittland447 жыл бұрын
Get out of my head reverend!!!
@dirrdevil3 жыл бұрын
Why couldn't they ride in the cab?
@Kur10usity3 жыл бұрын
Flag on the moon...
@BlueEyes745212 жыл бұрын
She wasn't skimping on anything. She dreamed of tract housing. There was that perfectly scrumptious model house she'd been wanting all these years. Squalor Contemporary
@sclogse12 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a Tom Waits man...
@jonathanwashington608310 жыл бұрын
This shorts sounds suspiciously like Union Pacific's pre-eminent defense against possible lawsuits. (See if you injure yourself on our trains, it's never because of faulty brakes or unsafe working conditions! It's because you were TOO CARELESS AND UNSAFE! So no restitution for YOU, buddy!"
@targaghjj10 жыл бұрын
Yup. And notice how everyone is TOO CARELESS AND UNSAFE only because they saw the barest glint of happiness ahead on the horizon. So the message is "NO HOPE, NEVER HOPE, YOU'RE STUCK HERE FOREVER!!" (Evil cackle)
@bhmch399 жыл бұрын
targaghjj lol
@pittland447 жыл бұрын
Don't forget, you're here forever!
@82dorrin5 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch this short, I'm reminded of the things that happen to the people who weren't even there.
@wadecarmen75015 жыл бұрын
AMTRACK is king of railroad accidents.
@romra380311 жыл бұрын
"There. My problem went away."
@madeinamerica36203 жыл бұрын
If he really did think that, I don't know whether or not to envy him.
@bloodrunsclear9 жыл бұрын
The moral? DON'T WORK FOR THE RAILROAD!
@CrabOfDoom9 жыл бұрын
bloodrunsclear Especially since is appears that Fred DIED ON THE JOB but Union Pacific denied his pension to his widow and son. If Fred was going to retire, anyway, it was his pension that was going to send Lenny to college, but if Lenny couldn't afford to go? No pension. "He's dead, you're screwed. Love always, Union Pacific."
@jimmyjim1708 жыл бұрын
+CrabOfDoom This short and Last Clear Chance prove that Union Pacific just has it out for people.
@wadecarmen75015 жыл бұрын
Esp. in Japan! Godzilla always stomps on railroads.
@wadecarmen75015 жыл бұрын
Don't buy a RR in Monopoly!
@82dorrin5 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch this short, I'm reminded of the things that happen to the people who weren't even there.
@madeinamerica36203 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I gue...HUH?? 😯 😁
@0okamino10 жыл бұрын
18:19 "Hey, buddy, got a light?" Don't worry. After the accident, Charlie became Roy Orbison and went on to have a very successful career in music.
@williamhubert5724 жыл бұрын
He didn't have to hold the torch on his eyes.
@kevin24004 жыл бұрын
I was waiting for a Roy Orbison joke from one of the bots
@christieperry43617 жыл бұрын
This is Helen....Hi Helen. Mrs Joe Toast Obey the toast!!!
@WVUer2113 жыл бұрын
"That was so incredibly average..."
@buckeyeschmave13 жыл бұрын
"So his name is Joe Joe?" :)
@luisreyes19634 ай бұрын
Definitely not played by Peter Boyle.
@JiveDadson7 жыл бұрын
For it is written in the Book of Wisdom, "Thou shalt not run with scissors, lest thou gougest an eye out."
@typacsk2 жыл бұрын
Ah, a fellow follower of Mrs. Cosmopolite :)
@JiveDadson2 жыл бұрын
@@typacsk I don't know who that is.
@typacsk2 жыл бұрын
@@JiveDadson It's from the Discworld books--she gets treated like some kind of profound philosopher, but all of her quotations are the kind of thing you'd hear from a working-class mom whose patience is wearing thin.
@typacsk2 жыл бұрын
@@JiveDadson It's from the Discworld books. Other characters quote her as if she was a great philosopher, but all of her Wisdom is stereotypical "tough-love working-class mom" stuff.
@kd17Burger2 жыл бұрын
AAARRGH You don't have to hold it there Now he's T Bone Burnette So many Classic lines
@Ronbo7107 жыл бұрын
" ,,, There my problem went away." LOFL Man I miss these shows :(
@samr88897 жыл бұрын
Ah, the good old time where you were safer OUTSIDE the car then inside.
@PaleHorseShabuShabu6 ай бұрын
*than
@matthewclark561210 жыл бұрын
Is it me, or does Helen seem more upset that her 'perfect marriage' is ruined more than about what happened to Joe?
@bhmch399 жыл бұрын
Lol. I just thought that. She's like "Thanks a lot mister Indy 500, now MY dream is road kill!"
@CrabOfDoom9 жыл бұрын
B Michaels I don't even understand why her dreams would BE roadkill. She had nothing white to wear to her wedding, even if she couldn't afford a designer dress? She can't still have sex with a man in a neck brace? (you totally can.) Joe can't still have hobbies or interests to lead a fulfilling life? Hell, all he wanted was a housekeeper, and he still got one and has an excuse not to help her--shouldn't that be his jackpot? They both just gave up on life, because Joe was suddenly disabled. That's horrifically stupid.
@SaesarSalad9 жыл бұрын
CrabOfDoom The money for the dress had pay for his medical bills. And back then, people didn't have sex.
@snakes34258 жыл бұрын
+SaesarSalad Also Joe was probably fired for causing the accident
@TanzDerSchatten8 жыл бұрын
+Matthew Clark She probably nags him on a daily basis about why he was driving like such a dumbsquat that day too. "I coulda had a white wedding and we coulda gone to Six Flags and I coulda quit working at the diner but no, you had to pass on a solid line..."
@OriginalRocketJock17 жыл бұрын
"America's Deacon of Death!" -- Great Stuff.
@christieperry43617 жыл бұрын
(looks at baby) speaking of accidents
@teedup89953 жыл бұрын
They should have had a train scene there.
@nygiantsfan68 жыл бұрын
One of my all-time favorite MST3K bits. The riffs are so on point, and the film itself is just...bizarre.
@KareemPilot7 жыл бұрын
Definitely one of the top 5 shorts
@pittland445 жыл бұрын
Obey the Toaster!
@sclarin24 жыл бұрын
It was so incredibly average
@planescaped4 жыл бұрын
'Those accident victims... You know their lives are over now? Poor souls should just off themselves and be off to heaven, because there's no happiness living like that. So be safe. Don't be like them. Praise Union Pacific and god.'
@lmaunkst15 жыл бұрын
R: I often stop by here for a cup of coffee. M: That's really interesting!
@christopherphillips81624 жыл бұрын
Most depressing mst3k short ever. This one and that one with the guy catching the poor bear cubs are one watchers for me. God i love the mst3k shorts tho. They're great!!
@luisreyes1963 Жыл бұрын
Industrial accidents are comedy gold! 😒
@TheAnubis5711 жыл бұрын
"Plan 9 from outer space." :) Wow, the house they were looking at vaguely looks like the house Bela Lugosi lived in from the same movie !
@cooldork6811 жыл бұрын
I didn't hate accidents enough
@rogerinkart18 жыл бұрын
"You don't have to HOLD IT THERE!" Ah, MST. The best thing to come out of Minnesota since the Jayhawks and 3M post-it notes.
@AceAttorny6 жыл бұрын
Sad Sunglasses Charlie always gets me.
@kd17Burger2 жыл бұрын
On the way to the shop he remembered something He had to go kiss Helen LMAO
@snakes342510 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's not like the guys on the back of the truck could tap on the glass and say "Joe pull over and let one of us drive you're too distracted with your upcoming wedding"
@doctorgene32018 жыл бұрын
+snakes3425 No they can't, Joe's hormones put them in a catatonic state.
@coolsomeXD6 жыл бұрын
Maybe there all getting married.
@wadecarmen75015 жыл бұрын
@@doctorgene3201 Joe is gay
@TheSilverFiend10 жыл бұрын
ironically the ambulance driver hit four people on the way there
@JamaicanCastle6 жыл бұрын
MST3K predicted GTA ambulance drivers!
@wadecarmen75015 жыл бұрын
Delivering pizzas.
@pittland445 жыл бұрын
Well it does happen.
@vainguitarist13 жыл бұрын
"So the leading causes of accidents are joy, sex, and old age??" THAT'S RIGHT--YOU HEARD THE REVEREND. AVOID ALL OF THESE THINGS ALL THE TIME OR SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!!!! amen.
@gonzaleo5 жыл бұрын
Man, this was one brutal short! Mike and Trace really put the hate on this one.
@sottosopravoce3 жыл бұрын
My husband didn't grow up with mst3k so I'm converting him. I just showed him this to remind him to get my attention before he starts talking to me when I my have headphones in. Gentle pressure.
@s4ujcd10 жыл бұрын
They rebuilt Joe. They made him stronger, faster,....
@ilikethecokev27 жыл бұрын
Shame they didn't want to spend a lot of money...
@pittland447 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but they only spent $75.00 on rebuilding him.
@EmployeeJoe6306 жыл бұрын
then they put him to work hour after hour his work was never over.
@robertdiotalevi77426 жыл бұрын
The Bionic Loser
@dynostretch92156 жыл бұрын
....and with a built-in sprinkler system!
@clshannon2117 жыл бұрын
"Oh my God, the reverand's killed again!"
@michaelbeaudoin15187 жыл бұрын
"Come over to this siiiide...." haha!
@kiaandketa16 жыл бұрын
"she spit in the eggs" i love this show.i used to watch it all the time
@marccolten98014 жыл бұрын
Oh, no , he died minutes before his time.
@daniellenoble47053 жыл бұрын
"Boo Radley waved him on." I choked.
@ashland197716 жыл бұрын
The scene at the coffee shop made me laugh so hard.
@luisreyes1963 Жыл бұрын
She spit in the eggs...🍳
@phylliselizahb104111 ай бұрын
"Obey the toaster!"
@MutantSentry9 жыл бұрын
Accidents...never caused by poor supervision, defective equipment, unreasonable work schedules or acts of God... no they are always the fault of carelessness...i.e. the victims fault.
@jordanfreeman32269 жыл бұрын
***** Actually, even back then there should have been a dead man's switch that would have shut it off if George let go, like if, let's say, he had a FUCKING HEART ATTACK
@pittland449 жыл бұрын
MutantSentry That thought hadn't even occurred to me but you're dead right. I just always thought Servo was right, there wasn't one of them that wasn't drunk.
@eviljoel7 жыл бұрын
The company put out motivational signs, they're now blameless.
@jordanfreeman32267 жыл бұрын
BugPope "See our elaborate safety system?"
@lavalampluva554012 жыл бұрын
"I didn't hate accidents enough."
@timhyer16 жыл бұрын
“Get out of town accident lover!!!!” 😂
@christieperry43615 жыл бұрын
He'd chosen his new look
@TackyRackyComixNEO15 жыл бұрын
"Boo Radley waved him on." To Kill A Mockingbird reference FTW
@christieperry43616 жыл бұрын
TackyRackyComixNEO then they sneak in "Tony Dow!"
@cantstandya213 жыл бұрын
"They are victims of themselves. I hate themselves." "My church is in a railroad town, not far from a big freight terminal and repair shop...all mine" "In my congregation, are railroad people in every capacity. And not one who isn't safety concious...not one who isn't drunk." "Accident haters, all of us. Hating the waste, the pain, the needlessness...the waste that is humanity." "I'm bigger than Jesus" All of these in 30 seconds (2:20-2:50), had me rolling on the floor.
@christieperry43616 жыл бұрын
cantstandya2 the little quips are the secret of their success.
@christieperry43616 жыл бұрын
Don't forget chief justice Earl Warren
@Schornforce3 жыл бұрын
Always remember-- heart attacks are solely your fault. Never have them during work hours. How inconsiderate can you get?
@starri14 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine what a pleasure it must have been to attend one of the reverend's joyful sermons?
@madeinamerica36203 жыл бұрын
Well, the Chinese say, "Happiness shared is doubled. Misery shared is halved." Whatever THAT'S worth.
@MrBigcityal9 жыл бұрын
Charlie was close now, I could smell him.
@madeinamerica36203 жыл бұрын
With respect, perhaps it should be, "Charlie's baby was close now...he could smell him..."
@madeinamerica36203 жыл бұрын
Or perhaps, "Charlie was close now. He could smell me." 😎
@TheStapleGunKid13 жыл бұрын
Okay honestly, who the heck would want to work for Union Pacific after watching this horribly depressing film? I would think this would scare all their employees away.
@kelvintorrence599411 ай бұрын
It pays well,
@SaesarSalad9 жыл бұрын
"Good one, George!"
@KeithDec259 жыл бұрын
SaesarSalad Yeah "George you are hilarious!" George was already thinking about the Hawaiian sex tour and Mamie Eisenhower....
@KeithDec259 жыл бұрын
s4ujcd Yeah but Ike and George got there first!....
@markcysts7 жыл бұрын
Man, it must've been really annoying to be a worker back in those days when you get pulled from work to watch some depressing industrial short with religious overtones about lives destroyed about accidents on the job. I'm guessing a lot of guys had to cheer themselves up at the bar riffing on it after the whistle blew at five.
@marccolten98014 жыл бұрын
Not just then. I had to watch them at AT&T in the 70s - 90s and at Walmart post retirement. Welcome to corporate America where everything is your fault.
@AmyLSacks4 жыл бұрын
@@marccolten9801 The Rev's sermons are so dull that death seems like a blessing.
@JoeKaye-hn5dt3 жыл бұрын
They showed us this in shop class. (1960)
@TanzDerSchatten2 жыл бұрын
When I worked at FedEx, I had to watch a safety video in which one of the actors was very downcast about how he had "let down the team" by getting injured. Forever after that, we were constantly telling each other, "I feel like you're letting down the team." P.S. I never saw any real injuries in my time there, but there were plenty of people who let down the team by not bothering to show up most mornings.
@typacsk2 жыл бұрын
My favorite was the Bobcat safety video, clearly made while "Home Improvement" was A Big Thing, that tried to parody an episode of that. (Oh, how it tried...)
@jtlee89117 жыл бұрын
Yet, here in my parish, there are some who can only look back... Crow: I hate them.
@DJPenguino516 жыл бұрын
The chef in the corner diner where Joe stops looks like the chef in "I accuse my parents". "How about a cheeseburger and some french fried potatoes..." :)
@christieperry43615 жыл бұрын
Happy chef
@christieperry43616 жыл бұрын
"hey, ya dead yet?!" Holy heck.
@KareemPilot7 жыл бұрын
Charlie was close now, you could smell him
@sylvestervoigt98365 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of Forrest saying There always looking for this Guy Charlie
@phylliselizahb10412 жыл бұрын
Oh, Crow! How'd ya like to practice "gentle pressure" together?
@DaviddeBergerac13 жыл бұрын
So... Joe drove like an idiot, endangered the lives of two other people, and caused an accident and got hurt because of it... Gee, I almost thought he was at fault or something, I feel so bad for the guy.
@procrastin912 жыл бұрын
Wow... I have a really hard time feeling bad for the dude that burned his eyes out trying to light a cigar.
@luisreyes1963 Жыл бұрын
Couldn't get hold of a Zippo lighter, eh? 🚬
@solocitizen15 жыл бұрын
"My man is average!" "Obey the toaster" "Speaking of accidents..." "It was an average accident"
@jakobole3 жыл бұрын
"That was so incredibly average" - haha!
@nashvilleslim4 жыл бұрын
A time for love a time for hate. A time for freedom I swear it's not to late.
@alexdionisos3 жыл бұрын
"So his name's Joe Joe?"
@compwiz10112 жыл бұрын
All hail hypnotoaster!
@IntroducingEmy16 жыл бұрын
I remember after my family and I saw this short, 'Gentle pressure' became a looong running joke.
@NatPix4 жыл бұрын
So, I’ve been watching these clips off and on this week. Found myself reminiscing to watching MST3K as a kid. A phrase, “Gentle pressure,” has stuck with me all these years. When the narrator describes Charlie walking up behind the welder safely, a bell rang in my head. Then he said it and I yelled out, “HELL YEAH, GENTLE PRESSURE!” Good stuff, but poor Charlie.
@madeinamerica36203 жыл бұрын
Great anecdote, NatPix!
@jim18423 жыл бұрын
@5:50 “I’m watching you feel good” lmao 😂
@ididyermom32733 жыл бұрын
One wrong welding move and Roy Orbison's career was born!
@TanzDerSchatten15 жыл бұрын
They try to depress you but end up just insulting your intelligence.
@Speedball5717 жыл бұрын
"Get out of my head, reverend!" This is great. Probably one of my favorites.
@luisreyes19634 жыл бұрын
Too Late...😬
@christieperry43615 жыл бұрын
So much good tidbits in this one! "Where's my damn dinner!"
@Queenie466616 жыл бұрын
"her eyes were not always so sorrowfull. once they were bright and shiney- her coat glossy"
@targaghjj10 жыл бұрын
So, she couldn't wear a white wedding dress because Joe was in a neck brace for a year?
@ilikethecokev27 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing they're implying his medical bills made them unable to afford a traditional wedding.
@RanMouri824 жыл бұрын
@@ilikethecokev2 She couldn't even afford a cheap, white dress. Darn that accident!
@tertommy12 жыл бұрын
"...a taste of the spoiler..." crow's quips kill me
@Verdigris04Ай бұрын
"Father, I'm having a crisis of faith. What should I do?" "Get safety goggles, my son."
@Ronbo71014 жыл бұрын
This one and "What to do on a Date" are my two favorites! Pure Genius!!
@cindydott4522 жыл бұрын
Mister B Natural is a true classic!
@jadenova12 жыл бұрын
How dare George Price have that heart attack on the job. Didn't he know that the place to have heart attacks is at home.
@samr88894 жыл бұрын
ah that wonderful time in history where you were safer outside then inside the car when you got in a car accident!
@TheStapleGunKid13 жыл бұрын
@crowtservo And it's not even the worst one on this show. That award goes too "A date with the family"