With Roblox admin I made a disturbing pet store...

NEW MERCH OUT TOMORROW AAA flimflam.shop/
and if that doesn't work for some reason lol shopflimflam.com/
(it could take like a day to actually update the store so just bein safe)
Today I made a fake Roblox pet store lol yeah yeah yeah that's true yeah uhhh that's true

[@heavvyhearts]

Fun Fact: A ghost could be aggressively breakdancing next to you and you’d have no idea

[@JoeMAMAkim]

Hm. Intresting

[@quitequeerquesadilla]

don't give the ghosts near me ideas, freaking-

[@anna7434]

I smiled at them :)

[@ahmedmlg45]

interesting * starts break dancing aggressively *

[@fairyknow5598]

can the ghost hit the woah

[@vainiusmineikis3152]

New video idea : Make an obby "Escape the Admin the Killer" (which is you) Like so he can see :)

[@devv1010]

Vainius Mineikis *YES*

[@cheeseslice6264]

@@devv1010 how tou di that black word

[@shadowthefox9358]

no

[@user-ys1mb9ho2m]

@@cheeseslice6264 you say a word like mine but you put * infornt of it and the back of it with no spaces

[@user-ys1mb9ho2m]

@@shadowthefox9358 *mine*

[@cicaburek9028]

Idea: Kidnap someones child/boyfriend/girlfriend/pet and make the other person so do something like kill someone or insult someone.

[@chalicejerome5000]

good idea

[@kaiser604]

Good English.

[@lucron12]

@@kaiser604 I know awesome English

[@76tham]

Wow good idea me:kills everyone in world*

[@aurora_xx6736]

Yea

[@r4ndomstuff]

this man has shown you can do anything with admin

[@FamFavorite-fr7xk]

ً

[@ohemaa345]

Petition for Albert to do a livestream when he hits 8 mil: Yep one self like, Albert do a livestream plis C;

[@ceoofhotdogs5452]

I mean Albert hate live streaming

[@nolongeractive5642]

Now he won’t.

[@pogobod2128]

If he livestream he better do it on twitch

[@AliA-jn5ko]

He ain't gonna he said he hates it

[@spongy7426]

I hope he won’t

[@defectspc]

Nobody: Flamingo: Is a child considered a pet

[@angelgrls1]

😂

[@shamusarendt12]

Me: NO! I am not a pet

[@76tham]

Bruh what the hell f()# the pet

[@jenthelass]

they are

[@twinsgamer5616]

Hi, enjoy watching

[@zala850]

Albert: rips off girl's hair girl: *dies* albert: oh no apparently her *hair* was a vital organ lmfao

[@packgodfrlol]

Ooooooooh

[@bulletthebeagle]

@I like waffles heh heh..

[@SasukeUchiha-vt2gg]

@@bulletthebeagle ooo 10 seconds ago

[@Ufocool70]

w h a t

[@Boch45]

Timestamp?

[@Mazarine-Msm]

4:23 fortnitegod ain’t much of a god

[@liv-ph2dr]

Someone commented “Loved it” when it had only been 30 seconds-

[@钟桂凰]

Omg lol

[@vincejun]

Yes exactly thats what people do

[@jayada_1]

LOL

[@hanin_gurl]

yup they definitely didn't even watch the vid

[@user-zf9pr8cb6i]

probably just a bot

[@superknulle6710]

Real lyrics : “Tell me pretty lies and look me in the face” Random kid in roblox: Tell me lier so poke me in the face

[@eduardobeltranjr.375]

*pokes*

[@eduardobeltranjr.375]

I poked the random dude face not u but the random dude who said the wrong lyrics

[@sleepy.liv.]

When she said "Tell me lier so poke me in the face" I couldn't stop laughing

[@anderssolli7144]

Alva Rigo GAGHHAHA IM DYING

[@danbrown8836]

when i saw that part of the vid i started singing the real song

[@user1.243]

"Claim your here before a million views ticket here"

[@paintball7797]

what is the quotation marks for but I claimed it

[@eyelessjackidiot9912]

Me!!!

[@RyderMK]

Gimme

[@recitalis]

Yis

[@MidMalz]

Claimed

[@SussyGrassInTheLawn]

7:35 Albert: "is a child considered a pet?"

[@Chineyblacks21]

😆

[@joeypaulzine3769]

it depends on how you treat it

[@captainyulef5845]

I read this just as he said it '-'

[@justyouraveragejoe-dr2ul]

no albert, they are considered pests, and should be exterminated from humanity

[@Afellowlostcanary.]

Very much

[@soup5117]

Someone once said: “We are all connected” Theoretically speaking, that means that we are all Albert

[@nlggaming7831]

I saw you comment in flamingos braking point vid

[@dustinp2932]

Therefore we are all albert and albert is not all of us

[@parasitophobia]

Well like, there is a theory about all species having one common ancestor (which I’m learning about in school) so looks like everyone’s related to Albert

[@mlpaap]

O_o

[@Kars886]

Omg

[@aestheticcloudy1391]

Albert: Oh no I decapitated her animal Me: * laughs like a lunatic* Edit: ok

[@averagegamer6605]

same xd

[@kagenlopez8191]

I did the exact same thing :|

[@thanatos7978]

you’ll fit right in.

[@ghoulstvrs]

SAMMEE I FRICKEN DIIEEDD WHEN IT CAME OFF 😭😭

[@plutoagain1]

Oof I was about to like until you did ur edit then I changed my mind. Don’t go tysm for 79 likes it’s just annoying 🤐

[@Savage_beast-bv3vo]

Bots: “So anyway, I started self advertising”

[@Cruscker]

@I Am KevinBB x2 TU MAMA STFU

[@MicaDrawz]

@MrBeast ✓⃝ begone.. BOT

[@uneditormc1068]

so uh look at the replies and theres something

[@Vyclops]

No one: Not even flamingo: go to 𝕣𝕠𝕓𝕦𝕩.𝕥𝕠𝕥𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪𝕟𝕠𝕥𝕒𝕤𝕔𝕒𝕞.𝕘𝕠𝕝𝕕 in your search bar!!!!111!!!!121!1@! no scam!!!!!!

[@safuraa9462]

lmao even in roblox

[@mimiduh980]

we sub to flamingo

[@KitKat4You]

Yes

[@belovedjackhammer645]

real

[@Chikathechicken-yh6sp]

YEAH

[@vivik-w937]

Albert: Abuses children and their pets Ad: “Help stop child abuse” Me: BAHAHAHAHHA

[@vyomatha]

Perfect

[@GlitchEwE]

And here is the defination of P E R F E C T I O N

[@GigaChad-fg4tg]

bruh don't you dare to do it although the replies here is totally incorrect don't listen to flamingo! and do nice stuff or fun stuff if you want to :)

[@natieshazamani421]

LMFAO I WISH I HAD THATT

[@scrapmechanicmaster]

Nobody: No one in the galaxy: Life in paradise roleplayers: *stabs dog cutely*

[@Bap983]

Gets divorce and drowns him Cutely-

[@hqoflaughter2237]

HONESTLY remeber *runs in japanese*

[@meganbenson1478]

*commits 20 war crimes in Afghanistan cutely*

[@literally.bazinga]

Gets an aborsan cutely

[@insertchannelnamehere6542]

Baby Boo *tiny toes* *plays with toes* *fits in teacup* *GIVE OIL*

[@HeyShiningStars]

6:31 anyone notice that was a flamingo…

[@Gore_andstuff]

Bro killed his son

[@amandarivenbark9378]

Poor flamingo

[@duck-13]

Oops, I deleted her legs instead of her pet.- Albert out of context

[@M1NUSK4RM4]

*M Y L E G S A H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H*

[@ryazs]

baby cow the second, pet

[@SilentKill-eo2qi]

I read this as he said, “I deleted her legs instead of her pet”

[@Danilogicall]

another way of albert being out of context is "Alright im gonna snap his neck"

[@Lebanonjames431]

not funny

[@_Number_]

We will turn your house into a home. Hmmm yes, the floor here is made out of floor.

[@thegasmask6925]

Rofl

[@HexliyYT]

I love how the intro is so cute but the hand that carry’s the milk has warts and hairs on it DD

[@ca1kz]

It's the cherry on the top 😌

[@iwillfightforjustiny1615]

This man will *not* hit 1k likes in 5 hours

[@ashleyisacrylic]

eek

[@reripshipxd4235]

Ok

[@JudgementSkull]

it's the arm albert cut off of his victim I watched

[@pastelokami]

5:30 I think she's singing the song that goes; "Tell me pretty lies, look me in the face. Tell me that you love me, even if it's fake."

[@BelugaDelphine]

YES THATS WHAT IT REMIBDED ME FO

[@Tyuuuish]

I was looking in the comments to see if anyone actually noticed that💀

[@DOGBANECORE]

The song is idfc by blackbear :D

[@Boaboyoffical1]

Remind me of the song by jvke: "Pretty little liar, what you gonna say? Tell me that you love me lyin to my face. I know u Double crossed baby such a fake

[@Memethefyed]

For anyone wondering the song used in his merch ad is called shokawa

[@darkmomokocore3919]

Banana Man, you are the one god we needed. The god of bananas and sacred knowledge.

[@darkmomokocore3919]

@Castro bg wait this isnt banana man anymore

[@penaldog1]

F

[@poohzyq7572]

@@SatBehindYouInHealth Oof

[@Nikaah_]

@@SatBehindYouInHealth E

[@k1_tty]

“E” has become popular over the years.

[@salihbalic647]

Yaes

[@erenyeager9851]

Some people say it without even knowing Albert 💀

[@melissafernandez323]

Ooooo

[@asrieldreemurr2246]

Eeeeeee

[@imswifty8852]

E

[@Koufomania06]

“Is a child considered a pet?” -Flamingo

[@fluffyplayzroblox6829]

Acctualy, it kind of is. because you know how u can decide if you want a dog or a cat or a fish? well, when your married, you have the desicion if you want a CHILD or not.

[@dydra21]

@@fluffyplayzroblox6829 what im a pet

[@crabsupremacy]

@@fluffyplayzroblox6829 ever considered children are accidents? That means if you have a pet how tf do you get it on accident

[@dblol3139]

@@fluffyplayzroblox6829 yea I guess you can consider a child a pet in some sort of way

[@izzygentry2153]

Yes, If its dressed up as animal :D JK

[@Handle-with-care_8]

Imagine giving Albert admin commands irl 😂

[@zebula-yt]

“This server is just dead, let’s go to the next one” *destroys mars*

[@Prototype_Regretevator_Kin]

The world would be in flames split in half with all animals and toddlers dead-

[@CentSpiraL]

"Is a child considered a pet?" - Flamingo 2020

[@3CrazyLancasterSibs]

no difference'

[@insecurefemcel]

LMFAOAOAOA

[@CReed-ss2gw]

Lol

[@moved4169]

No, they're considered as a type of exotic food.

[@user-vd4tr5qo9o]

They're emergency food

[@violettaf07]

*video idea*: make a school looking really innocent on the outside but on the inside it slowly turns dark. For example some lockers or closets have dead bodies in them. Then you test students with simple math problems and if they get it right they lose their limb and you make a students limb closet in the classroom. Also you give the students who get the answers "right" (aka wrong) a limb from one of their classmates. Overall the school has to be a living hell that you cant escaped as you continue to harvest the students limbs. Please do not be concerned on why I came up with this ok... Edit: Ik he did something similar to this but think of this as the cool kid version💪😎

[@tango_zango8376]

That’s a good idea!

[@hanin_gurl]

nice

[@xzpyr]

didn't you comment this on his last video

[@Cruscker]

Hilariously gold

[@violettaf07]

@@xzpyr yes I want him to see it tho😭

[@---pr5lt]

Flaming-o’s recipe: Wheat, almonds, soy, boy tears,Philipe’s depression, Albert’s approval, gas, strawberry frosting and oat. Imma try to make these.

[@ZoeKeating439]

They forgot screaming

[@owefrk]

ITS SPELT FELIPE

[@shikanokono18]

You forgot children.

[@snugglesRH]

*share*

[@beanz8800]

albert forgot to add dead adopt me pets

[@Gilbert1504]

4:05 i love this part lol XDD

[@coopercampbell1521]

He just casually watches a buss full of children ram into “hElL”

[@mooseyoung3281]

they deserved it

[@batal0538]

decku

[@khoulouda7525]

4:00 4:03

[@urmom-vu1iv]

hey izuku

[@Strawberry_loves_soap]

Hi save my world

[@lemondragon8184]

5:31 "tell me pretty lies, look me in the face" I can't be the only one who knows that song.

[@Kay_Exa]

U ain't lmao they said poke me in the face ahah 🤣

[@LizzysCake4u_]

Reminds me of a 2018 gacha song

[@notheguyurlookingfor]

Yes, you are

[@joyfaith6216]

​@@LizzysCake4u_Yeah

[@therandomperson4799]

Blackbear

[@MangoLovesKrew]

Flamingo: **accidently ruins the school** Students: What a hero-

[@kiranajoe3849]

lol

[@hneycomb9349]

Yes

[@tomnovy3476]

yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[@gabrielleyve8340]

lol

[@miguelpascual4852]

Yass sister

[@isaacyang265]

3:05 remember when he always used heck instead of hell? Now he intentionally uses hell.

[@fluffyplayzroblox6829]

Me when I see a gigantic roach in the shower while i'm taking a bath: 5:09

[@jevils_]

ur taking a shower in the bath????

[@jevils_]

@Livelaughlovetherians oh oops

[@meducrogumi]

Nobody's talking about the editing, it just makes the recording more funny than it already was in the first place

[@bammboozled4484]

Im pretty sure every youtuber edits there vids...

[@pyroteknikk3127]

Its been like that before you were even born lmfao

[@marran2594]

@@bammboozled4484 not everyone

[@bammboozled4484]

@@marran2594 Literally every pro youtube edits there vids. If u don't have atleast 10k I don't think of you as a youtuber.

[@RonaldWeisenTheIdiot]

Do someone Eat Worms?

[@uneditormc1068]

Flamingo: Adopt and Raise Fans: *We already know that game actually-*

[@Cruscker]

Its hell because of him

[@Cruscker]

@I Am KevinBB x2 whats base

[@uneditormc1068]

@I Am KevinBB x2 *no*

[@Vyclops]

stop using dashes after your sentences also this comment isn't funny

[@zaidenfarnsworth9296]

Flamingo: makes a disturbing pet store og: I seen this one before

[@lanan_2]

Fun fact a ghost could be doing weird things to you from behind but because it’s invisible and can walk through you had no idea

[@CJ_1406]

"Apperently her hair was a vital organ." -Flamingo 2020

[@emerybrown6145]

What's the harm if I cut all the hair off my classmate she put her hair on my desk

[@kkookk1216]

APPARENTLY*

[@orlad.4524]

to the Kardashians it is

[@4MN3S144]

@@kkookk1216 APPARENTLY you’re a spelling nazi.

[@eyemoisturizer]

@@kkookk1216 Oh I’m so sorry grammar lord I will never spell anything wrong ever again

[@mmbread900]

Flamgo, I have an admin idea. It's where you make a store for people to go talk to dead relatives and then you dress up as their relative, than make them suffer.

[@abidiamzon44]

i like this one is this stolen or an og idea?

[@Kars886]

Omg lol

[@ArtwaffleGB]

That’s an amazing idea- everyone is so creative :0

[@AbrahamLincoln4]

I'm sure that happened in real life

[@BrandonBreakfast]

That's kinda messed up

[@kathkit1691]

Fun fact: Flamingos thumbnails are kind of terrifying.

[@jonny2js]

Pansexual.

[@jonny2js]

@Old Acc idk it's about their icon

[@somerandomguy5774]

In a good way

[@cheascak410]

I liked it

[@kristinchauvin1315]

Ikr not all of the thumbnails are terrifying

[@Jester-Cat-]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

[@pinkaroooot]

are you okay?

[@flamingosflimflam7602]

"Pls don't ask if im rich" No one: Literally no one: Albert: Lily, are you rich?

[@ratsrats7219]

Lol

[@thee1andonlykay]

Lol

[@ThelostTIX]

@@bread9233 *yes*

[@Ryanee420]

lol flamingo stan

[@khyrietobias2609]

DON’T TOUCH MY TAIL I’m rich (not actually)

[@maybee4426]

Nobody Not even flamingo The people that are early: *FIRST* *NOW YALL SAYING LAST REALLY.*

[@SarahDavis]

yea so true “fIrSt”

[@moonlightbirdy]

*L A S T*

[@chastityoof1239]

LAST

[@acidrotsx]

*"FIRST!!"*

[@imyourtypicalconfusedperso7264]

Another unoriginal comment

[@nologicneeded1476]

Looks like the Dead Dog Center has rebranded and now is more inclusive to all pets, not just dead dogs. Good on you, Albert!

[@agnes-mf4bz]

H

[@carsongiertz7252]

H

[@weeb9086]

H

[@txco4489]

I

[@2channeIer]

H

[@seek6733]

I loves this videos. I wish flamingo can do more

[@extensioncord2360]

“I took the skin off a bus” - Albert 2020

[@kiwieditz2498]

Omg as I read your comment I heard him say that

[@GlitchEwE]

LOL

[@andresplayz]

hello darwin

[@huntrrr__]

Chris Afton _exuse me?_

[@chim1053]

nice pfp

[@redapple5063]

No one: Litrelly no one: People that roleplay in life in paradise:*farts cutely*

[@curious_xgirl5264]

I actually always joke like this with my friends

[@tomnovy3476]

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

[@hye2354]

*stabs cutely*

[@heartless-worm9608]

@@hye2354 *doges*

[@shawnie1613]

*dies cutely* *cries cutely*

[@scor_nar]

Idea: Take their pets and make them horrific, then give them back and see how they react.

[@Melloaf]

Yes, I love it!

[@wx-787]

True Perfection 👌

[@sammyjaxon-music6056]

Nice.

[@burde109]

And to add them and make them stuck forever I’m pretty sure you have to weld them

[@Bmsli]

Perfect idea

[@Gatoeditsbds]

Whenever Albert uploads, I just fuck myself out to watch it, and it cured my fricking depressed. Best video, albert.

[@thatscool8703]

Flamingo: Get that disgusting thing out of here Also Flamingo: Actually let’s turn him into.....t h i c k i b o y

[@magdalenasanchez4671]

hi flamingo

[@col522]

Potato pato

[@nezuko5215]

Ow a franxx fan man i watch this anime like 9 times its nice Darling

[@thatscool8703]

Yes I names myself cute Dino cause she a cute Dino

[@nezuko5215]

@@thatscool8703 nuu she is our darling in the franXX

[@ciaraloves9269]

This was funny like how he makes us laugh is just S P E E C H L E S S

[@hanin_gurl]

M A G I C

[@sammyjaxon-music6056]

E

[@div1ne950]

I AM D U M B

[@angelsmelodyxxx127]

Facts

[@corvus5630]

@@div1ne950 me T O O

[@wolleymoa7464]

“Tell me pretty lies poke me in the face” ✨✨✨✨✨✨

[@lexi1978]

*Ah yes I love that song*

[@alx-jc2xq]

IM DYING I CANT BREATHE 🤣🤣🤣

[@kyolove9891]

*poke-*

[@Hazazel]

its look not poke

[@queenbee4906]

@@Hazazel 😑

[@Charlie-io9jx]

6:10 literally one of the best part lmfao

[@Cumlicker-fy5us]

“Apparently her hair was a vital organ” I’m dying XD

[@iloveellieshesmydog]

Deku, WHY DO U WATCH DIS DISTURBING SHIT?

[@Cumlicker-fy5us]

Kachan said I should watch some gory stuff because I need to loosen up

[@turkiyeoyuncu5314]

@@iloveellieshesmydog yeah

[@turkiyeoyuncu5314]

@@Baldmei 🙂

[@Baldmei]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@happydays7253]

Idea: Give a noob the pokeball command, and as he collects his "pokemon" teleport him to a seperate place, and use your pokemon to battle them. If he wins, then you capture him, and cycle repeats. If you lose, then turn into goner and rage at him. Give his pokemon a chance to kill him :)

[@undoiing1549]

give his pokemon a chance to kill him? so you're saying that his own pokemon should attack the noob. that doesn't make much sense, if you're trying to battle another pokemon....

[@AxelVxo]

2:05 "somebody help" ALBERT I CAME TO SAVE THE DAY

[@oliveia3906]

Can everyone just admire the merch ad, it looks dope and it makes my want to buy the merch.

[@abandonedacc1183]

@@user-sc8uu9kf3o No, stfu bot.

[@trasharmy9918]

@@user-sc8uu9kf3o shut up

[@douzidoozy]

yes

[@Yonaqer]

what?!? a bot deleted its comment or got deleted?!?

[@abandonedacc1183]

@@Yonaqer Yeah.

[@ClankyFrog]

I like how his intros aren’t 3 days long and they’re actually good

[@LandBoundFish]

The music in this intro is amazing

[@kieranmcginley1262]

And the hand that leans to pour the water is *s e x y*

[@bionicbella2806]

@@kieranmcginley1262 it’s milk but I agree lol

[@BeeBoo346]

@@kieranmcginley1262 its strawberry milk.

[@purinuru]

153 hours of a video

[@Corpitell]

A random kid: smiles at their pet lion Flamingo: *Yeetus Heetus, your lion is going to heck*

[@shadowanimz]

Yeetus Heetus Your pet is going to *FLEE* tus

[@tommytam5111]

More like yeetus heetus you going somewhere else from here far far away you go

[@ougus]

yeetus cleetus i commit deletus

[@hannahwolf9024]

Cleetus

[@irenamedmyself7594]

@ wow you must be fun at parties

[@endstoneninja3845]

5:50 I see Snorlax in the background

[@youdiscoveredcreativthehat1088]

None: Flamingo: *your free pet store trial has ended.*

[@cyruscristobal8960]

ah yes, *none*

[@duckospucko8336]

*laughs* “I just snapped her neck”

[@weee4179]

XD

[@person1451]

*69 likes*

[@weee4179]

@@person1451 make it 70 i guess

[@jadamiller4722]

83 likes!

[@c0982]

- c r a c k -

[@Dont-Watch-My-Vids-U-Regret-it]

Admin: exists Flamingo: *ill take your entire stock*

[@jordanschrank3694]

True

[@username-ol8gn]

Fax

[@webbr17]

You literally copypasted this meme format in Flamingo's recent videos

[@crystalmackwjehrhr5032]

Flamingo I like when he snapped his her neck

[@catsak]

@@crystalmackwjehrhr5032 fLaMInGo SuCkS that one ad:

[@jaxbartlett138]

I have a idea: first make a store. Then put “Free pets”. Trap everyone who comes to the store inside of a house that they cannot leave without you, then make them slaves. When you have four people, give them guns then attack people (directed toward life in paradise). And the last person to kill someone is sent to the house. Then the other three get a choice: execute them or not. If the majority is ones who say no, they are executed, but the you spare the fourth one (the one who didn’t kill fast enough). And if the majority say yes, execute the fourth one (with anyone who said no) in front of the other slaves (then kick them, so they actually seem DEAD). That’s my idea.

[@ludypajarillo2123]

noice Idea dude

[@tubgold]

a

[@xxgachagamexx3768]

Dang thats mess'ed up but a goodm idea

[@Kuuk99]

Ban is not fair I think kick or put em in different server

[@jaxbartlett138]

@@xxgachagamexx3768 Why, it truly is

[@theinfamousbeepbop]

Ten years ago I was in the middle of a project where I was trying to get a job and I was trying to get a new job and I couldn’t get a job because I was in a position where I was working and I was working for a company that was hiring people to work for me and I was in the same position as you know I was working with a company that was working for me and then I was working for a couple of years and I was trying to get a job that I could get a job and I was really struggling to get a job and I was trying to get a job and I was trying to get a job and I was trying to get a job and I was trying not trying to get a job and then when I was really busy I just got a job 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 and then my first time ever and then my boss told my mom told my mom told her that I had a great day and then my dad said I had a dream and then my brother said that I will die in 80 minutes and that was 78 minutes ago! 80 minutes now and I am very excited for my death jk none of this has happened get parents

[@TheUnknownLady23]

Flamingo: *kills her pet* Ur wife: MAMAMAMAMAMMAAMAMMAMAMAMA A A A A AMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA AARIO

[@therealfunni4272]

@@user-sc8uu9kf3o Shut up

[@YourJapanic]

@@user-sc8uu9kf3o stfu

[@twinsgamer5616]

Hi, enjoy watching

[@dismal8294]

@@user-sc8uu9kf3o stfu

[@joannapollner4067]

Flamingo: *Making animals bleed and humans morf.* 7 million people: *yes.*

[@hakannordahl5706]

YES

[@luna-bp4xf]

7 million people: *Funniest thing i've ever seen*

[@notscotthayward]

Yes. I love that

[@goggle8346]

Y e s

[@waktak7093]

*y e s*

[@BllyKrty]

Different Title: Grown Man kills animals infront of kids.

[@waktak7093]

@V Poulton watt

[@Blite_Victor]

@@waktak7093 Robux

[@dinahplemons6920]

Flamingo bully and he calls people idiot noob and stuff

[@andrewkerr8829]

R

[@andrewkerr8829]

R

[@Leahsflowergarden]

Can we just appreciate how Albert never Fails To make us Laugh ☺☺☺

[@maddieeej]

6:02 “made with gas” 😃☝🏼

[@bowlsfunstuff951]

Thats good 🤔🤔

[@Japanese_usa]

Now I can drive my car and eat with his special cereal

[@omrplaying9411]

albert: hey no more radio also albert: **rips the guy arms off**

[@BigTrollingMan]

Yeah because he was playing a big bad song

[@astraxical556]

Pp

[@freg191]

Because he wanted to

[@IgnitedTori]

7:27 LOL Edit: Albert: * Apperantly her hair was a vital organ.*

[@maximumgamer1176]

H̴̠̎̒̐̔̈̑̈́̈́̀̕͘͠e̴̦̞̮͐͐͑̈́͋͑̇͒̒̉̈́̽̑̅͋̑́̑̔ḷ̵̎̀͆̈́̂̀͛͒̽̒̊̀͆̏̃̑͠ͅp̸̧̪̱͉̖̯̥͕̼̺̺̻̾̓̿̈̚

[@zaire7937]

Albert is so kid friendly, but so brutal at the same time. That’s why we love him

[@shashafirecat2830]

Yes!

[@shashafirecat2830]

Yes!

[@sebastianauremoniach.]

@@shashafirecat2830 u ok? Seem like there 2 yes u lag maybe hope ur k

[@nh8822]

@@sebastianauremoniach. Yes!

[@nh8822]

@@sebastianauremoniach. Yes!

[@GoofyTriangle]

Flamingo: this is a ripoff of adopt me Me: dude this has existed before and u played it FlaMINGO: DESTROYS THE WORLD

[@tasuu_]

it’s adopt and raise a cute baby by tremity idot

[@masonwakko6223]

@@tasuu_ Stop it

[@aaaameeera]

oh i get it now, he cooked the pets for a thanksgiving dinner!

[@magicawonderz2]

When she said tell me pretty lies poke me in my face she meant to sing this: Tell me pretty lies” Look me in the face Tell me that you love me Even if it's fake 'Cause I don't fucking care at all You've been out all night I don't know where you've been You're slurring all your words Not making any sense But I don't fucking care at all 'Cause I have hella feelings for you I act like I don't fucking care Like they ain't even there 'Cause I have hella feelings for you I act like I don't fucking care 'Cause I'm so fucking scared I'm only a fool for you And maybe you're too good for me I'm only a fool for you But I don't fucking care at all, oh, oh-oh Tell me pretty lies Look me in the face Tell me that you love me Even if it's fake 'Cause I don't fucking care at all You've been out all night I don't know where you've been You're slurring all your words Not making any sense But I don't fucking care, at all 'Cause I have hella feelings for you I act like I don't fucking care Like they ain't even there 'Cause I have hella feelings for you I act like I don't fucking care 'Cause I'm so fucking scared I'm only a fool for you And maybe you're too good for me I'm only a fool for you But I don't fucking care at all, oh, oh-oh” not poke me in face XD

[@taylolems]

I love how Albert isn’t like the other you tubers when they instantly beg you to like the video, Albert just gets straight into it

[@taylolems]

@I Am KevinBB x2 no

[@wk1552]

@I Am KevinBB x2 stfu

[@hanin_gurl]

well that's because it's their job

[@Cruscker]

Because he isnt cringe

[@taylolems]

@@Cruscker fr

[@jypytyr]

“Is a child considered a pet?” *hold’ up*

[@notryan7220]

more like servants

[@jeremystidam6215]

Nope

[@chicagomarketing8109]

Yes

[@leo.solosv]

_*video idea*: make a school looking really innocent on the outside but on the inside it slowly turns dark. For example some lockers or closets have dead bodies in them. Then you test students with simple math problems and if they get it right they lose their limb and you make a students limb closet in the classroom. Also you give the students who get the answers "right" (aka wrong) a limb from one of their classmates. Overall the school has to be a living hell that you cant escaped as you continue to harvest the students limbs._ *(Idea By "VioletFromPinterest")* *Copy And Paste so Flamingo can do this!*

[@leo.solosv]

@Chidube J Opara ? wdym

[@leo.solosv]

@Chidube J Opara idk what you talking about (also i didnt think of this idea, it was someone else i credited them)

[@leo.solosv]

@Chidube J Opara hey dont make fun of blind people thats mean :( also wdym by "rubbish"

[@leo.solosv]

@Chidube J Opara stop what..? -_-

[@leo.solosv]

@Chidube J Opara i do understand english, i think YOUR the one who doesnt know english like look at this you said these words that make no sense like: "dpmins", "duse", and "urs".

[@mai321325]

Emily: tell me pretty lier so poke me in the face Me: Tell Me Pretty Lies Look At Me In My Face tell me that you love me even tho its fricking fake "This is my grandpas acc so ya"

[@vickienolan3895]

Flamingo:Just spawns in and goes to random couple Bus interrupts:They see me rollin

[@therealfunni4272]

@@user-sc8uu9kf3o NO SWEARING IN YOUR ABOUT

[@twinsgamer5616]

Hi, enjoy watching

[@djpablog]

@@twinsgamer5616 E

[@twinsgamer5616]

@@djpablog Is there someone who plays Among us

[@jasmineee.x]

me:*early to a video* My brain: don’t say first, don’t say first, don’t say first

[@Cruscker]

You could say hi

[@hanin_gurl]

*claps* your brain has high IQ.

[@seaelitez2797]

Albert doesn’t believe in “break a leg” only “break a neck”

[@andrewkerr8829]

lol

[@andrewkerr8829]

oof

[@Keyla439th]

True

[@luzmaria9485]

XD

[@luzmaria9485]

xD

[@planetballuniverse2108]

WHEAT, ALMONDS, SOY BOY TEARS, PHILIPE DEPRESSION, ALBERTS APPROVAL, GAS, STRAWBERRY FROSTING, OAT 6:04

[@aisukohi8505]

Flamingo: Posts Bots: *Ima ruin this mans whole career*

[@harpseal513]

No it’s deku

[@hxgrail]

Wait a sec

[@twinsgamer5616]

Hi, enjoy watching

[@AbrahamLincoln4]

2:07 Jokes aside, I really love the editing there. I love how the camera is slanted into some Dutch angle. Like the building is sinking into the ground.

[@daffaayman5616]

How tf do you have 5.32K subscribers

[@RmationYT]

@@daffaayman5616he’s abraham lincolin of course he has subs

[@realneal8623]

Imagine what this channel would be like if Albert didn’t scream...

[@Titan_Slayer]

That'd be a scary time

[@jordan-ko3xt]

the exact same thing, with no screaming.

[@jimpeacock1837]

You would have a bad bad time

[@patricksherman2838]

Do You Want To Have - A BAD TIME

[@saphpng]

headphone users wouldn't be dead

[@Juju2weird]

The girl that was saying tell me pretty lies Look me In my face tell me that you love me and you know it's.😉Fake

[@maruamor1992]

Popular girls be like 7:29

[@evie8495]

0:01 that hand though 😍

[@norabrumfield8954]

Ikrrr

[@AlzamZhafif]

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THE MUSIC IS CALLED

[@Chickenbox-k6h]

@@AlzamZhafif It’s called “Listen”-Melodies

[@hmm_idk808]

​@@Chickenbox-k6hLIFE SAVER.

[@Jellyfizz]

Flamingo: *has an aesthetic intro* Also Flamingo: *literally screams in our ears*

[@bearchoate4078]

i know so good right?

[@shikanokono18]

I know,isn't it a blessing?

[@itzmaccheese2919]

I know it’s such a blessing

[@niggaify145]

Egg-sactly

[@SoapySoappp]

storytime so there was a video from my dads work group its a video of a naked man grabbed a kid and smacked the kid to the ground and kidnapping the kid... i belive it happened in indonesia

[@crystalnebulacove]

Thumbnail: -Cleetus Eating A Dog and it’s extremely graphic- Thumbnail Also: *Dog having bloody diarrhea while dieing*

[@Thegrimaceshakeincident]

I just noticed that lmao

[@moonie2813]

ツ

[@myl0v3s3]

Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu the doooooggggggyyyy

[@carlton7654]

I need to take my dog there Btw I subscribed to yall

[@reymagana8726]

It’s Dying lol

[@Christialebb22]

Flamingo: A group of a couple women's got hit by a bus Me: ahh, the memories- Edit: Thanks for the likes! It's the most I have every got.

[@hanin_gurl]

yes

[@bree1034]

Wait what-

[@robloxeclipt3033]

Albert: “I’m just gonna snap his neck” Me: “can I bring my neighbors cat?”

[@Astral_Spark]

Yes

[@mrs.randommemer265]

*Y e s*

[@TREET2100]

N o

[@Banana-Boi]

*N o*

[@purplekitten3513]

How dare u bad person what if I killed ur pet if u have one or ur favorite type of animal jk but I love cat

[@SaltwaterTaffyz]

The fact that they don’t know they can form like that omg 😂

[@peppadog8637]

I love how the flaming'os cereal box has alot of details. Example: in the ingredients it say "philipe depression".

[@nathanielkearney4837]

ME TOO

[@xxfoxboohelpxx5338]

yasssssss lol

[@peppadog8637]

@@kawaiihearts1659 it said "Philipe" XD