Roblox BE A TOY

[@zinlinmaung2300]

Imagine just walking down the streets and suddenly hear a man say " My bread keeps leaving me man" and when you look up you see a baguette, tied with balloons, flying up into the atmosphere.

[@Nyny-si2lj]

Don't give any ideas to 2021 😂😂

[@YouHaveAnApeHead]

That seems like something from a Florida Man news story.

[@zinlinmaung2300]

@@YouHaveAnApeHead and I think Albert lives in Florida too

[@acousticcovertopsongs4642]

Tpypᵗⁱⁿʸ ᑕOᗰIᑕ

[@YouHaveAnApeHead]

@@zinlinmaung2300 Yes he does. Sarasota to be exact.

[@Idkaname429]

"Toys can't die" *And this is when Albert forgot about lava existing*

[@jakeer34trgdfg62]

but u can

[@jakeer34trgdfg62]

>:)

[@alesieorlain3858]

Eeeeeeeeee

[@bra1n_ingury457]

This literally had 24 liked and when I clicked on the replies it became 30-

[@YourLocalToiletClogger]

*and fire*

[@theemperoranimations3797]

“Toys can’t die” Lava/fire: *I’m about to end this man’s whole career.*

[@vileeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

True

[@LOL-oc1df]

Facts

[@NicoA223]

Lol

[@RookieSkater]

Don’t forget the people that have a habit or accidentally break the toys somehow

[@sussus1637]

True dat 👁👄👁👌🏻

[@RogerTaylorscar244]

imagine just randomly walking past a house and looking in and seeing a gun connected to a football with a rope.

[@ourgoldenspires]

the soccer balls have began their uprising

[@A22131]

That's a soccer ball😭😭/lh

[@RogerTaylorscar244]

@@A22131 its a football

[@MinecraftDood02]

@@RogerTaylorscar244 Its a soccer ball, or as the bri'ish say it, a fut ball

[@RogerTaylorscar244]

@@MinecraftDood02 its a football.

[@ramseybeanieboo6112]

“I love guns. I love them, I love them, I love them.” -Unofficial American motto.

[@khalil42]

underrated

[@3dghostinyourdream]

Lmao

[@awegamingtv]

Nope, it’s official

[@schrod1ngersc4t]

@@khalil42 exterminate all haters

[@officialdoggaming4182]

@@schrod1ngersc4t Wait u a furry hater or supporter

[@coolguy7103]

“Guns are only fun if your the one holding them” Quote by: Albert Aretz

[@menofscoobistherepublic7660]

yep

[@lostaccount8222]

@@user-sc8uu9kf3o bot

[@A.B.421]

Yes

[@junior1322]

who is Albert Aretz lol

[@fairy1932]

@@junior1322 flamingos name is Albert artez

[@pulsar1864]

Albert:" Guns are only fun if you're the one who's holding it, you know? Murderer: I can relate to that.

[@dummy3715]

Me: this is fine My Brian: hol up😀

[@charl445]

Me:hol up Winning smile man:GIVE ME THE GUN,BIATCH

[@OfficialTerminalMadness]

Guns are fun

[@saulter]

It’s sheriff

[@rianeablaza53]

@@OfficialTerminalMadnessA M E R I C A

[@thatoneblreader1949]

1:12 “I would wanna be her cause all the guys would like me probably” *realization*

[@CTowny]

Albert: “There’s a dying fish on the ground” *seizure noises intensify*

[@1SomebodyYouUsedToKnow1]

HE SAY IT EXATLY AT THE NOMENT I READED THIS!!!

[@fluff_505]

@@1SomebodyYouUsedToKnow1 cool

[@mysticgamer-robloxandmore17]

@@1SomebodyYouUsedToKnow1 read this not tryin to be mean but learn better grammer

[@Mrsrandomwhat69]

Kirby got a gun kirby got a gun kirby got a gun kirby got a gun You better run

[@strdakx5504]

Hi

[@talshiar23]

“Guns are only fun if your the one who’s holding it” Albert-2020

[@parentheses4662]

Yes.

[@parentheses4662]

Hey isn’t it fun to burn orphanages, with the orphans inside?

[@spaceboy5243]

In russian roullette it’s fun for the whole family :D

[@talktuahfanatic1776]

in minecraft i got like five people in a cirle and did the kill random command and called it die roullette

[@sus1256]

The better you know

[@Xander-m1w]

“We are Americans we take guns for a walk” -Albert “A true American”

[@ladygagitamwah]

Ok

[@mariceltan3156]

Xd

[@bunbungirls6555]

;)

[@poof4340]

@@bunbungirls6555 noob

[@Autoexp210]

@@poof4340 bruh- what did they do to you? Just shut up and stop bullying them-

[@DinIsSoCool12]

"Look what I can do!" *rips off own head, blood pouring everywhere*

[@LumbrelLol]

"Guns are always fun when.. you're the one holding it" Therapist: .

[@bananaking2350]

We Americans take our guns for a walks Albert: what’s his name TOMMY

[@Jay-oe3ug]

YES

[@bethspage7089]

PFFT-

[@amongusbyinnersloth6683]

Tommy gun

[@mememaster6928]

Banana King *pulls out a thompson*

[@Superby25]

TOMMY LIKES TO USE MP4 AND MP5

[@megabrainny2978]

That kid out the window is Andy’s other neighbour, Gerald

[@vintageuwu7776]

*geralds not feeling well today, he has the missing legs sickness*

[@xcerita-57]

Yeah that's u cuz ur a kid

[@vintageuwu7776]

@@xcerita-57 nah bro,your a kid

[@dont6439]

Dont read my PROFILE PICTURe :)

[@pibb88]

@@dont6439 shush.

[@ReusableRocket]

This is actually a really cool game concept. Simple, yet fun!

[@clickeggorubad7410]

“Temprist is going to heaven” Also Albert: *I got admin in real life made a 2nd hell and put temprist there*

[@gooberhopper25]

Lmao

[@gdopp15]

Falingo in 2084

[@cecilsantos8049]

I don't want to die so I cook on the egg.

[@gdopp15]

@MariaDreamed 这很酷 :3 yes

[@jakefox227]

What

[@that.tall.giraffe3266]

My mom calls you “flamingo Carey” because she claims your screams are like Mariah Carey’s high pitch notes. XD

[@Toastedantbread]

Lol, im probably the only person who watches Albert in my whole family..lol

[@notfound6097]

I love that

[@jessicastricklen8425]

@Alejandro Almaguer *mice

[@endermoore6700]

@@jessicastricklen8425 lol

[@lisasmith4283]

I LOVE MARIAH CAREYS SONGS!

[@olivia8oof]

“Life would suck because you can’t die, because your a toy”

[@shunaylabailey3223]

Yes, Like just hecking end me.

[@hotrodfloofy]

What about the garbage disposal-

[@tcontinuously1088]

True tho

[@chxu4003]

*you're

[@StipsaZnaSe]

Truck but replace the tr whit a f

[@rapidfire2.021]

1:17 aww yes thanks Albert for the memory reminder 😂

[@Notaxer]

Logan forest moment

[@brawlios2252]

I’ve made a severe and continuous lapse of my judgement…

[@totallyreliable.]

Albert: *has a surprised reaction about his head coming off* Toy: *yEeTuS, cLeEtUs My HeAd Is NoW dElEtUs*

[@lisasmith4283]

YaS t G hE sAyS "OmG mY hEaD cOmEs OfF!"

[@lisasmith4283]

Good ryhme to btw

[@maclanelourenco348]

YEET

[@ruksanamustafa3440]

Yeetus,cleetus my head is now deletus

[@彡彡-o8d]

lol

[@iamaugtizm]

*"STOP"* *"oh hey there's me-"*

[@catsareyes6446]

“Temprist is absolutely obsessed with pizza in real life, it’s unhealthy” *Temprist will remember that*

[@RomeyGod]

He willfully willingly will

[@express9153]

Is that a game reference?

[@sweateater3080]

*MINECRAFT STORY MODE REFERENCE*

[@amongusbyinnersloth6683]

Pizza communism

[@RoguishEnough]

No

[@SuperBigBalls2222]

I like the toy idea, I'd call them "Flamingo Mashables". I think it should have character packs that have 10 to collect, and around 5 sets that all connect together via puzzle piece shaped ends.

[@cottoncandy_skies]

This sounds really cool!

[@SuperBigBalls2222]

@@cottoncandy_skies thanks

[@coolguy7103]

Idk how but there’s something so satisfying about how Albert says “E”

[@mathwithfae]

E

[@justintranthegreat]

Bot

[@thedestroyer5763]

Yes

[@A.B.421]

IKR

[@jude4400]

@@user-sc8uu9kf3o you are the best youtuber 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@roblocc5112]

"Be a toy" Jokes on you, people have been playing with me my whole life. Wait

[@pasteljenn3429]

HAJSGH THIS MADE ME LAUGH THANK YOU LMAO

[@Cruscker]

Hilarious

[@stefan-x9g]

hol' up

[@xtebite]

omg ur so depressed 🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@q_7445]

WAI- NO-

[@ab5truse]

"let's attach it to someone's co-" flamingo 2020

[@charIiee]

lol

[@mrnonameboi1012]

2020 moment. lol

[@KururuMukino]

Kakyoin go donut boom

[@avikaklair4134]

Ck

[@hi_bran]

ZA WARUDO -boom- -D I E N O I S E S-

[@MANNA-t4k]

"Guns are always fun as long as you're the one holding it" -Albert

[@mattthestormtrooper3239]

Albert: When do you die in Toy Story? Me: *Oven*

[@itzel401]

Omg 😭

[@gingerbrave6716]

E holla noobs

[@Dry_Skin]

Fire

[@ririadriza189]

Fan

[@ggiscool13]

Omg

[@maybejenna]

everyone: *walking their pets normally* albert: *causally walks his gun*

[@meliepana]

Lol 😂

[@CaptainMS]

true he is a mean man LOL

[@TheNight469]

"Oh yeah, this is my gun, Harry. Don't worry, he's friendly."

[@rosefranciscy9950]

😂

[@OCJDaze]

@@TheNight469 hi hagrid

[@cessto9837]

“In America we always walk our guns” -American Albert 2020

[@Omoved]

ֆȏ ṭяȗє

[@Omoved]

♡

[@greith224]

Nagito😼🤚

[@drixxie4238]

Тнявтсв,рпсят

[@drixxie4238]

Вувзздвдрв

[@twodsonacloud4852]

I just realized Albert is the only youtuber who can do very disturbing things and not get cancelled 😂

[@gamingbreadlol]

He killed a man in ohio and buried the body

[@thunderedsun203]

he did get cancelled

[@galaxywas_taken]

@@thunderedsun203when? and what for?

[@thunderedsun203]

@@galaxywas_taken I forgor you asked me 6 months later 💀

[@galaxywas_taken]

@@thunderedsun203 bruh

[@MaxLovesNascarOfficial]

Flamingo: TEMPRIST HEAD Captions: PEPPER’S HEAD

[@AAAAHHHHGAHCACHA]

Ikr

[@lucyashby4241]

Wt

[@danayavilla5981]

@ninja_farmer2 how

[@togethecat4046]

Ikr lol

[@togethecat4046]

Tempra said peppers head

[@connerdeery9305]

funny bird man acts like a toy (signing on for bruhify Edit: TYSM FOR THE LIKES AND COMMENTS :D

[@ScandalousDuck]

First reply before this comment gets 1423 likes

[@vennyboy]

Hi man

[@watermelongaming8144]

DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE!!! 22

[@vennyboy]

K what I'm I doing

[@UnusedPing]

oh no he’s back

[@pebbleofficial]

Albert: “We did it. He’s suffering.” Me: “I am that toy.”

[@alan_decker]

What

[@ladygagitamwah]

Ok

[@tehpub8517]

Ok....

[@BryanGeisler]

i seen this comment when that part came lol

[@Trx.IG_]

Ok

[@TribicalFonzo]

Yesterday I re-visited my childhood by re-watching every Toy Story movie, and I noticed there's a little toy that looks exactly like Cleetus lol

[@Snchz587]

"I would wanna be her because all the toys would like me probably. Um never never mind" -Albert 2020

[@mossthegoat]

your profile 😂

[@toddgurney1870]

@I Am KevinBB x2 dude you’ve been here since the first Gramby video just shut up

[@lallorona4481]

Robux robux robux

[@shadw_mchi4694]

Early

[@A.B.421]

E

[@asianperuana]

The one sound effect Albert makes and nobody notices: *yoink*

[@Marioloveschickennuggets]

Acctually it’s ionk

[@tjoakuihoa5213]

@@Marioloveschickennuggets no its iyoink

[@eclipsewolfie5551]

tbh its iyoink

[@sofiaemily-theprincessques8963]

Iyoink Later buster

[@blake911]

I have watched him so much that when ever I do anything on roblox I say YOINK

[@ScandalousDuck]

"I want to be this one everyone would probably want me. *oh look its Logan Paul hat* "

[@teemteem]

@I Am KevinBB 8:10

[@annalee4540]

@I Am KevinBB aww yo hi

[@aquagirl616]

@pickle likesbobux the story is: I think Kevin Has lots of subs and views so he wants hate-

[@aquagirl616]

(That's some of the story

[@JupiterTrixx]

@pickle likesbobux It’s a bot

[@magicameilaa3570]

“I love guns I love love love them” I’m firing from it😂

[@michellenichols3334]

Angel: "Welcome to heaven temprist!" Angel not even a second later: *You don't belong here*

[@rosethorn3081]

Lol yeah

[@bunbungirls6555]

Fear us

[@Crystal-Playz-gb5hm]

@@bunbungirls6555 NO-

[@Mr.Motor0]

WAHHH

[@_JustJoe]

@@bunbungirls6555 Nah

[@alvvica]

albert: there’s sketch, kaden... also albert: *forgets about felipe*

[@smallsavage1297]

This played as I was readin' it xD

[@alvvica]

LOLL

[@bloodsunsubs]

Felipe: father, why have you abandon me?

[@alliexcx5576]

Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️Ⓜ️🅾️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️ℹ️

[@Flibbityjibbity13]

🅱️🅾️🅱️

[@BKAY2COLD]

Toy story: “andys coming” Us: “limbless person is coming”

[@1maxiuns]

ok

[@SCWARFFZ]

What the..ugh can u not

[@jaswinder113]

1 minute ago haha

[@sirusdepinto9136]

Kid: Hoo Hoo i’m gonna throw my toys off the window then jump and sit on them. Andy: I take care of them.

[@Mohammad.Wahidi]

XD

[@Kit.Kat_.bar15]

My little brother asked Rdite to follow him through Roblox messages, and he actually did it. My lil bro was so happy that when I was mopping he ran into the kitchen slipped and fell really hard, but got up immediately to show me, Rdite is so sweet😭😭

[@mqckity6521]

Albert: “I’d want to be her so all the guys would like me.. probably” Me: “Same 😔😔”

[@jamiewood8839]

Not for me I've already got a HOT BABE

[@ReymarkVergara307]

simp albert hates simps

[@jaydendougher6197]

@@ReymarkVergara307 she isn’t a simp so stfu

[@lolahugs]

@@ReymarkVergara307 you have no idea what simp means and it shows

[@j1nx192]

Uhhh

[@Evilevilaccount]

I think the worst thing in the toy story universe is that dog toys will forever be tortured. They can’t have the sweet release of death either.

[@hui4795]

Nobody: Alberts tree in the back having a seizure

[@critter3111]

Oh

[@MONKEYSEVERYWHERE69]

Ho Oh is reversed

[@pee-lie]

wdym

[@-s0ftw4re_guts73]

Oh riley?

[@emu_vee]

eeeeeeee

[@oikstooru]

i remember when filmtheory talked about how even after ripped apart, toys in toys story are still living, just misshapen and disfigured damn, albert be spittin facts

[@cocomelonhahahahha1837]

Albert: “Toys Can’t Die” Scissors,Fire,Lava: how much you wanna bet?

[@brandonraymundo2962]

U forgot Bombs,Swords,Cars,Shredders,Guns

[@nonsensicalhumanoid]

@@brandonraymundo2962 i believe canonically the only way to kill a toy is to fully destroy it I know i know matter can't be created or destroyed bla bla bla but if you fucking melt, you practically don't exist

[@bethspage7089]

@@nonsensicalhumanoid h

[@fox7205-d8b]

@@nonsensicalhumanoid look, all you gotta do *pulls out gun* is take an m60 and *pulls trigger* START FIRING

[@simp3862]

@@brandonraymundo2962 She means e.g. with the :

[@adrianvr9925]

Every time Albert joins a game: “ are there guns in this game?”

[@Ultimate_sigma001]

Not really

[@akidgo8041]

@@Ultimate_sigma001 E

[@Uhmudk]

The American experience

[@toastedslice3042]

We need a compilation of Albert saying is there a gun in this game? Or how do you get a gun in this game?

[@hussaingohil6598]

@@akidgo8041 E

[@Mrsrandomwhat69]

"That's how Americans do it they take their guns for a walk." I wish I was American...

[@K-ZY]

I'm half American so that means a Get a Spear and a *GUN*

[@gdhjhugtrfedghnjg]

@@K-ZY true patriot

[@beestime5921]

its great! sometimes it wakes me up when the guns get into shooting matches tho 🙄

[@trektroveee]

YEAH AMERICA

[@fhzt3076]

I'm pretty sure u don't need guns...

[@maureenmcdonald5442]

Albert: I love guns! Murderer: fair point, I use them all the time in public

[@caramelsauce.]

you cant die. it's just like toy story. pain forever. -Albert 2020

[@appinite7700]

"look, its the Logan Paul hat... ...Also wondered where that was from."

[@A.B.421]

😂

[@plantmug-7888]

@I Am KevinBB x2 Shut up.

[@aleezaakbar4699]

Chill

[@notliv4500]

@I Am KevinBB x2 no

[@cyrusramsaran_0413]

Idk I think from a tree

[@toddgurney1870]

Albert: **looking at toy story pictures** Also Albert: “AyY ThEres ThE LoGAn pAUl HaT!”

[@bogus_brady7712]

i fOrGot wHeRe tHaT wAs fRoM

[@A.B.421]

Yes

[@BonBon_As]

I don’t get it

[@toddgurney1870]

@@BonBon_As that might be for the better to be honest

[@xxshotgunxx3089]

How did you make that darker writing?

[@nwooyei_]

Albert once said.. “Guns are only fun when your the one holding it.”

[@theshaun6371]

A Bird approves of Albert become a toy.

[@ninamibog]

A kitten approves of this comment

[@ronin_wins]

Another bird approves of this comment

[@petlover1400]

Pog Kitten *glitch youtube has joined the chat to oof you*

[@therealfunni4272]

a random account on youtube approves of this comment

[@toniwilliams9142]

Lol I love this

[@gumdrop4869]

6:18 LmAO I LOVE UT WHEN HE MAKES "iM aN aMeRicAn" Jokes HAHAAAA

[@Dry_Skin]

The toys: “Oh no Andy’s girlfriend saw us!” Andy’s gf: “Don’t worry I’m one of you” Edit: this was a trap to catch all of you dirties. Smh disappointed

[@minori.seaweed]

no

[@Dry_Skin]

@@minori.seaweed yes

[@WebDiice]

Ouch

[@gachaweirdo_yt7801]

Andy: 👦🏻🔥

[@StxvyWondr]

Unoriginal joke

[@TheWishKing]

Ur videos are funny and when u troll people even better but when there a toxic people playing it just ruins the game. (Keep up the good work)

[@Rubiefriday]

[Fun Fact] When I was a little kid I had a Woody The Cowboy doll which I absolutely LOVED. I got to the point where I played with it so much that one day the head just popped right off. And so sometimes when I was playing with it or just holding it, the head would just fall off. The worst part is the voice box would still work even with the head gone, so the doll would just be talking without a head. ☺️

[@flowerfrombfdi]

Oh-😅

[@E_R_K_2_0_9]

My cousin had a woody doll and we would do surgery on him

[@MinecraftDood02]

"Someone's poisoned the waterhole!"

[@frogstories329]

Same, but with my cousin

[@alixittyclipz]

Relatable

[@noerizllanera3906]

1:33 I love how Albert is trying to be funny but he still cares for his fans😭

[@alexeffect1212]

"Hey look temprist is going to heaven" "He was rejected to hell"

[@betterisland]

Bot?

[@freeshxtz9715]

Thinks he’s a kid who’s cool?

[@Freddyfazrem]

oooo

[@muhammadabedalkazraj]

@Tყʅҽɾ ɱσɱҽɳƚ‘ copy comment

[@bruhwhatsthat7812]

I'm sorry for you, but bots came here first

[@rayduhh1]

Albert: “guns are only fun, if your the one who’s holding them. You know? Murderers: …Mhm…

[@jakesterdude9701]

6:46 Albert: he’s suffering. Red ballon thing: *literally bouncing with joy*.

[@dazzzy]

*boing boing boing*

[@no.kxllua1630]

“BE A TOY!” That one song. “IM NOT YOUR TOY!”

[@watermelongaming8144]

DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE!!! 21

[@mariarobinson5048]

NOT YOUR TOOOOOY

[@A.B.421]

I am 😏

[@milqvetoast]

which 1 song?

[@milqvetoast]

@@A.B.421 never thought i'd be turned on in a flamgo comments section

[@akinyt3549]

Toys: *exist* Albert: why don't I change that

[@haunter6350]

I Am KevinBB NOBODY CARES!

[@teemteem]

@I Am KevinBB 8:10

[@Celtics18Rings]

@@teemteem LOL

[@Celtics18Rings]

@I Am KevinBB SHUT UP

[@ladygagitamwah]

Ok

[@xxitzbrowniexx466]

Hi Albert! I have some video ideas for you! (Even though you probably won’t see this) #1.Trolling Idea. Theres a game on Roblox called ’Good Girls Soritory’ its a game on Roblox that noobs go to to look “hot“ I was thinking you could dress up as a “hot babe“ and go trollling around and theres more. Theres a fashion show there were you go after you get dressed and ANYONE can be a judge as long as theres a free chair I was thinking you could be a judge and make the ugliest person in the fashion show to win and go into the fashion show and just troll. #2.Admin Idea. Go in that island paradise game. (Where you have powers.) Find a lovely happy family, and teleport them to a pit of depression and darkness and leave them suffer >:). Some more ideas. Make a game and make a funfair. (Maybe with some help with friends.) And dress up as a clown and then when everyones in the circus make a trap door and force the players to try escape and you have to do all these challenges that require team work,sacrifices and other stuff and the winner wins..... A balloon! (Filled with poison gas.) but you dont tell them about the balloon you say the winner get freedom. Hope you liked my ideas, and I really,really hope you use them! Thanks bye! シ

[@jado8267]

“This is what Americans do, we take our guns for a walk”

[@kkstudios4810]

BAHAH

[@thecutieisgone]

It's true though

[@kkstudios4810]

no!!! i was agreeing

[@waterman4633]

**drags gun as big as the streets killing everyone without bullets**

[@unidentified4729]

Ah, so thats why i saw people walking around dragging guns

[@r4d1sh89]

Fact: everything time flamingo uploads he makes someone’s day better.

[@zieges]

Ew gacha cringe

[@3lite_ify]

True about that

[@jessadams3125]

It’s mine😭

[@ArwaTn_IsMe]

@@zieges.. Rude

[@Cruscker]

Ew gacha

[@DKazumasa]

“Guns are only fun if you’re the one who’s holding it, you know” - Flamingo 2020

[@istealkids1388]

stolen comment

[@garythesackboy822]

Stolen

[@Stellaris.]

Stolen 😬😬😬

[@DKazumasa]

Proof? Lol

[@Jolly_Chopper]

I love how Albert says "DIE!!!!!"

[@crickeyz7385]

Honestly that could be terrifying to just see toys walking around by themselves

[@motzerita6161]

Yeah but cool at the same time, since u can talk to them when u are alone. Just hope that people won’t think you are a crazy psycho though-

[@watermelongaming8144]

DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE!!! 16

[@bruhwhatsthat7812]

Sx dolls: Ara ara

[@lindajackson8936]

We toys see EEEEEVVVVVEEEERRRRYYYTTTHHIIINNNGGG So play nice.

[@motzerita6161]

@@bruhwhatsthat7812 👁👄👁

[@Kay-qd9cx]

“Dude, my bread keeps leaving me, it’s so annoying.” -Albert 2020

[@em_1235]

*"you can't even die your life would suck"* Me: *proceeds to put a toy in lava*

[@gulsumbedid6742]

The toy being re created: you fool

[@gulsumbedid6742]

@꧁Code sans the negativity bean ꧂ but the toy lives you didn't put it out of its misery

[@emperor_time4176]

"Oooh A *GUN* !" -Albert 2020

[@HoneyBee-jy9gb]

“Toys can’t die” _INTENSE FLASH BACKS OF A KID RIPPING A TOY APART AND REBUILDING IT_

[@jjkailo5851]

INTENSES FLASHBACK OF TOY DYING

[@jude4400]

😳😳😳

[@A.B.421]

LOL

[@NoreoeroN]

That my friend is called brutal reanimation

[@ItsActuallySaturn]

*I N T E N S E F L A S H B A C K S*

[@Blue-xw4sm]

Albert: "When do you die in Toy Story?" *When Sid*

[@jeplin4567]

Daniel Teang when sid w h a t

[@addie2041]

@@jeplin4567 When Sid existed

[@jeplin4567]

CorporaTantum lol aight

[@gdhjhugtrfedghnjg]

@@addie2041 I know I'm just setting up a woooosh, but in toy story the toys supposedly only die when all of the parts of it are destroyed. In the scene near the end of the movie, the toys rise up against sid, including the toys that were tortured

[@kanjiro8058]

@@gdhjhugtrfedghnjg R/w O o O s H

[@Beanzontoastz]

albert: drops head everyone: "MINE MINE MINE!"

[@bunbungirls6555]

We are strong

[@ashscott8395]

Just like seagulls 😂

[@poof4340]

@@bunbungirls6555 stop trying to get attention

[@pee-lie]

they simp for alberts head

[@matthewkelding5570]

@@bunbungirls6555 Shut up

[@Mr_in_your_walls]

"Toys can't die" that's Albert forgetting he BUTCHERS FILIPE and his menaquinones, as well as he hangs literal foam HEADS behind him

[@ItsmeIanCurtis]

Albert: *looks at toy story alien* Albert: "Logan Paul hat"

[@juanchen1280]

*Logan Paul hat*

[@FreakoLeeko]

Logan paul hat

[@ersadorra]

로건 폴 모자

[@juanchen1280]

Logan Paul hat

[@bbrlla]

Logan Paul hat

[@Fizzy803_]

“My bread keeps leaving me” flamingo 2020

[@fadumaali6312]

nobody: me as a kid: shaking and crying when i saw some toy story toy's in a mall

[@Anegro123]

Lol really?

[@watermelongaming8144]

DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE!!! 12

[@DaDuckBoi]

@@watermelongaming8144 ok

[@A.B.421]

LOL

[@fadumaali6312]

@@Anegro123 yea

[@patrickczader3995]

Albert: rips off head and swaps it with other toys Albert right after: “i wanna do this in real-“

[@notitsuki8921]

Albert:it’s very babe and romantic and babe and cute..*video ends*

[@kellyadkins7913]

*The globe spins idk why* Me: *"The earth spins-"*

[@wildcattuna4657]

a ton of flat earthers joined the call (im not one btw)

[@DinoPlayzYT2009]

@@wildcattuna4657 lol

[@myth0295]

@@cutescroll lol it cant

[@wildcattuna4657]

@@cutescroll how?

[@dragonrush285kim5]

@@wildcattuna4657 simple it just spins

[@What36868]

Albert: * trying to put Temprists head in the fan* Me: **gets an ad about murder**

[@mimeesalt3dp0punicon4]

I dont think what u said was true there are no ads about murder and if there was they would prbs get banned just my opinion

[@leduck8096]

I got an ad about a B I S C U I T

[@foldity]

@@mimeesalt3dp0punicon4 it’s a joke dude

[@hinata_6156]

i got worse, i got a ad about *RICKOLL.*

[@RawB1oonFortnite]

@@hinata_6156 ikr it’s the chips one the chips company are paying to Rick roll

[@MaceFaceAnimates]

Albert: “Dude, my bread keeps flying away it’s so annoying.”

[@youvebeengnomed7309]

POV: u didn’t watch the vid and say *eArlY*

[@King-ph8cw]

Pov: your username is a dead meme, change it

[@KoiDayz]

Yep

[@ArwaTn_IsMe]

Yes

[@ArwaTn_IsMe]

Pov:yes

[@kevol9843]

E

[@Beast_4843]

POV: you're not early you're just at the right time

[@Ihab456]

Yes😂

[@andreagarcia8021]

I font mind

[@mon4686]

Yes

[@A.B.421]

Yes

[@mon4686]

@@A.B.421 hamsters are adorable right

[@akitoes]

" why would you do T instead of EeeeeeEEEeEE" - Wise Words

[@awleddy]

I didn't even recognize t as a letter what is t

[@noahshad09]

@@awleddy t is In the beginning of “Tree”

[@nobody7277]

@@awleddy what ur an alien bcs u don't knoe words

[@redacted_8222]

The way you said you want to have a felipe head and a ablert body made me think of sid...you sick monster!

[@transfurry2911]

Albert: uS aMeRiCaNs TaKe OuR gUnS fOr A wAlK Albert 2020

[@qqb11ar]

So it isnt weird ok thanks

[@MMM-jl6zl]

ok 🤣

[@jevonalexander2882]

Who are you

[@jevonalexander2882]

Disgusting creature

[@jevonalexander2882]

Disgusting

[@Lamborghini_6556]

My friend: Andy's coming! Me: falls on ground.

[@ladygagitamwah]

Ok

[@vhillainy3365]

8:10

[@CrystalM3thJk]

@@ladygagitamwah ok

[@vhillainy3365]

@@Victoria_2763 what

[@bunbungirls6555]

Fear us

[@Reagamer24]

Flamingo: when temprist came over irl I stuck his- Me: Wait what- Flamingo: his soul in my fan Me: oh ok ok

[@hi-ju1uu]

HAHAHAHAAHHA

[@koolboywawa]

*skull

[@cool_caseroblox931]

*skull*

[@anaana1894]

Lol

[@darlingscenery3066]

timestamp?

[@forestking1736]

albert, there is a way to go outside, but its a glitch. (you have to do it with the grappling hook and put your camera out the window, then fire your grappling hook outside the window)

[@akaylavsthewrld2881]

albert: WINNING SMILE *flashback to when he said winning wearing smile*

[@AmazeAngeloGames]

Solampid 5

[@georginasheldon435]

Iiiooll

[@ellitrinnooo]

“There’s a dying fish on the ground, that’s always...✨nice✨”

[@Fitzen]

I read the thumbnail as: “Look what I can do!” “Poop” This really sums up the reading of a flamingo fan...

[@watermelongaming8144]

DON'T READ MY PROFILE PICTURE!!! 24

[@demonus1113]

@@watermelongaming8144 Dude stop it now your actually anoyying.

[@bruhwhatsthat7812]

@@watermelongaming8144 Press the three dot, select report as scam, and then move on

[@SuperSeniorGojo_seniorhunter]

"Toys can't die" *"Toys Burning in flames while screaming"*