ROBLOX'S NEW RULES ARE HORRIBLE

[@flamingo]

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[@neptuneWX]

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[@cosmo8412]

hi

[@аоеаеа]

nice

[@MGO_2099]

HEY POOKIE

[@TheQuietKidAmerican]

Okr

[@HelloHello-ye7rv]

the only man id listen to a sponsor for

[@hyphen__]

REALEST

[@Igo0stheme]

Your profile is haunting my dreams can you tell it to stop?

[@pizzal0v3Rskatez]

@Shrek who asked

[@Hohepa_Kingi]

moke fnf

[@nniadti]

@Shrek not a single person gives a shit

[@bloxysteph]

Virtual dating is so oddly specific to write out for a kids game 😭

[@uberrex8073]

Fr

[@chilly5321]

tbf roblox isnt just a kids game and is trying to appeal to older people altho roblox has a high chance of screwing up especially on virtual dating like how are they gonna prevent kids from online dating?

[@bloxysteph]

@@chilly5321 true

[@YouKnowImOnMyPeriodYah]

@@chilly5321 Just because they can’t 100% stop it doesn’t mean it should be encouraged. That’s like when Gacha had adult orientated chat rooms on their mostly kid friendly game, you can’t mix those things. That’s just adding fuel to the fire of literal p3dos that are on this game. If you wanna date, go outside and meet someone

[@CleemaH4x]

Seems like they want the offline dating sims genre. I know stuff like whorblox I donated assets to. Just a game made for singleplayer not related to the condo pedophile bullshit.

[@_...Lulu..._]

It feels unreal for roblox to be allowing dating. It just feels so weird

[@NPCiskool]

Yeah, like Roblox has hated online dating for years and now suddenly they allow it????

[@MSSMEG2005]

𝕀 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕖 ᴀ ʜɪʟᴀʀɪᴏᴜs ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇʀ ᴅᴏɢ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ вєттєя ¢σитєит 😁

[@limxxy]

Fr...

[@KostasOkomura]

It has been happening for years and it really didnt phase anyone

[@bobbywalls1239]

@@NPCiskool they never "hated" it

[@kx1ml837]

david boomerzucki really went "if you cant beat them, join them" quite literally

[@_bukii_]

💀

[@barf5423]

A Roblox nightclub is the most degenerate thing I can imagine Thank you David

[@nobodyidontexist]

grow up kid, sex games, alcohol and stripping will be added, what are you gonna do about? but don't worry because you need an 18+ idenity ID in order to access all that, so you're safe little guy :)

[@pan6483]

do you know ''18 years old'' is 44 year old

[@Vovogaming-e2d]

@@pan6483 Or even 8

[@TheHandleGuy42]

David should hand over Roblox to a sensible person.

[@AverageBattleCatsEnjoyer]

​@@LordOfSmarts mamaam

[@lemmythekid]

somewhere out there, fave is celebrating

[@OrangeDrinkOfficial]

a verified person with 1 like and no replies? lemme change that

[@a.cat1020]

Here before this gets popular

[@Dead-Account2]

A verified person with 13 likes and 3 replies? I’ll fix that.. somewhere out there.. I may be fave..

[@gr1nning]

RIP Fave's career i actually used to enjoy the man's machinemas.

[@BludOwned]

Somewhere in the sewer or dumpster fave is ready…

[@cocodevs]

Flamingo incase you see this, there's a bunch of myths I want you to check out! I have like a whole list of em btw lol (It's in alphabetical order, not order of importance) I give a short description of em and say why they're cool, and this list could probably provide you with a decent amount of videos and content! All of these people I've worked with, become friends with, met, or known, so I can tell you that they are all good people and they won't end up like kazdam, which is good because I know that's one thing you've been trying to avoid. Aticaus - Pizzeria myth (kindof like fnaf but not?) there's a whole lot to explore and you could probably get at least like 4 minutes of content out of it without knowing anything beforehand. Hour long streams were made about it piecing together the lore, if that shows you how deep the lore goes. Biliium - Really high quality myth about this guy that got turned into a snowman, and has a lot to find and discover. Has a lot of cutscenes too, so you can find the lore and get a lot of content out of it easily, and it'll be easier for new viewers to understand what's going on. Bhindism - You already played this but its received a bunch of updates since then. I don't really understand it because it's too big brain for me (and probably for you) but there's definitely a lot of cool stuff going on there in some sort of valley or something. They've done showcases of stuff before showing some of the most well made stuff I've seen in a myth ever Deargson - A really weird monochromatic myth, I dunno what's going on with it but it's really interesting Dixeduous - I think it's unfinished but it's a pretty cool myth that has a lot of relation to old roblox stuff like crossroads and sword fight on the heights; you'd enjoy it GemsSearcher - This myth has been getting pretty popular recently. Haven't played it in a while, but when I last did, it was a story about addiction and abuse and whatnot, I dunno how appropriate it would be for a video or how much content you could get from it, but it may be of interest to you. KeyOfLies - Okay this guy hands down is like actually one of the most high quality myths I've ever seen with professional level building, scripting, and voice acting. There's a lot of easy to access surface-level stuff for an easy to make video, but it goes much deeper than that. This one absolutely deserves a video. KICK_TRIP - This myth is pretty crazy, having a style similar to myths you would've seen around 2017 or so. I can't really summarize it as it's all a bunch of separate stories being told, but they come together in a cool way. The one story I followed the most was about this guy ezekiel that lives in a town in a valley with some sort of eldritch being. The story is told through images you can find around the map by touching these statues, and it's all really cool. Modizzhend - Really good myth, probably one of the best here, and deserves a video the most in my opinion. I don't know too well what's up with it, but it's like this post-apocalyptic snowy thing where you play as this one guy with another guy following you. Kreekcraft played it on stream once so you might know him. If theres one myth you were to make a video on him, it would have to be him. Natestrial -Surreal myth kinda like stoplookingback about this guy Nate. I won't spoil how to complete it, but I'd recommend when you go to his game, check out the church before you go to the shed. It covers some dark themes but anything bad is represented in very low detail so you don't need to worry at all Taragaeot -Grocery Gang style myth with a lot to uncover, apparently they have an event being hosted soon but idk when. It's a lot more than just a store though with a full on city you can see, but not much is known about him yet Phyeyar - Haven't seen much of this person's stuff but I know it has to do with the catacombs and whatnot, dunno if you know what that is. It's a pretty big myth (both in popularity recently and in content) and I once spent over like an hour and 20 minutes myth hunting it with friends because there's that much to explore. I assure you this has a decent bit of content to find. If any viewers are reading this and have some myths they want albert to play, please comment them down below so he can review those too

[@gr1nning]

Thats fucking funny lmao

[@thewildgamer64]

omg I remember your Retrostudio tutorials 😃

[@Sharkcaster]

Lol

[@charlotteturnspink]

moo

[@RetroSwAveeE]

hwat

[@Joey_2001]

1:55 we aren’t gonna talk about how smooth that sponsorship was

[@aguynamedguy714]

I'd never thought roblox would remove an important rule...

[@BunchOfCubes]

jah yeah bro

[@JessIca-y4q]

I just hope it's for acc that are over 13 as it's innopropriate for young kids

[@themantherealone]

An*

[@IDONTKNOWIFIMBLACK]

@@themantherealone nigga is that important?

[@chiateghang3629]

@@JessIca-y4q 13? at least 15 man

[@the-fun-has-arrived]

4:49 albert not knowing what ddlc (the goated horror game) is and freaking out at one of its most iconic scares is going to live rent free in my head 4ever edit: gosh darnit now i want albert to play the actual ddlc (obv not on here but maybe on his 2nd channel or something) and watch him freak out over the actual scares goshdarnit

[@poespetraven]

YES! I've always wanted to see his reaction to it

[@S4ndsman]

but whats the game link tho

[@poespetraven]

@@S4ndsman So it's actually a game on Steam called Doki Doki Literature Club

[@poespetraven]

Lol, ty for the recommendation and warnings but I’ve already played it. It might be my favorite horror game.

[@the-fun-has-arrived]

@@poespetraven wait sorry I meant to reply to the guy asking for the game link hold on lemme redo that lol

[@joztheclown]

the way that Albert shows sponsors makes me suffocate 💀💀

[@scrimshawmassacre]

@Shrek ur so funny xdddxddd

[@dracothedragon8588]

🤖🤖

[@joztheclown]

@Shrek 😀

[@joztheclown]

@@dracothedragon8588 😟

[@silhouette2291]

@@dracothedragon8588 🤖🤖

[@kaitlynmorgan4613]

tbh roblox should have another separate roblox website for older people if they reeeally wanna implement online dating. maybe 18+? but as always, itd be hard to verify ages without identification which people wouldnt wanna give ofc. its just weird to be like "online dating okay" since it just opens up opportunities for kids to get preyed on more than before

[@dolliicake]

i think Roblox has started to notice that the majority of its player base is starting to grow up - like a lot of players joined in 2016-2017 when they were young kids and now in 2023 everyone is a teenager or young adult, which is why they’re trying to make the platform appeal to older players now

[@diana_Robloz]

Yes but alot of teens dont roblox date..So kids under 13 are the ones going to be dating

[@kiddiestrangler]

but no one's gonna date anyone on roblox

[@shoeduck7248]

​@@diana_Robloz Exactly. I respect David's idea to mature roblox, but the whole idea of online dating probably came from younger players who like to do that stuff. If older players were interested in doing online dating e.g they'd go to Tinder or something. Not a game where if you tried to do stuff like "that", you'd end up meeting a 9 year old or a 44 year old catfish/troller. The idea is smart to try mature roblox and the players, but it is not realistic in terms of older people being interested. I understand the idea is for the future but David seems very keen. Personally, I think older players should move on (like myself) seeing as there is no hope of a mature roblox. There are many children who, if something like dating or the voice chat - which has already been added and has a story of its own, which I will tell you in a moment - did happen and there was a age restriction. They would bypass it by getting something of their parents or older friends/siblings so they could access it. An example of this is the vc story. Now, the voice chat idea was mostly successful, until younger children found a way to bypass it and get it for themselves. The way to gain vc was to verify your id/age. Children got hold of their parents id's or got their siblings/friends to verify for them. Keep in mind that if you were to join a vc game, there would be lots of swearing and inappropriate topics. For a child, this wouldn't be a good way to learn about other stuff that older people end up learning. I think older roblox players should move on. Roblox has been a great childhood for me and many others. But now, we're getting older and need to focus on school/uni/college and get jobs e.g. Goodbye roblox.

[@BatLeanV]

Ye but there’s a lot of kids still my cousin is 6 year old and she plays roblox but I monitor her account to make sure she is safe

[@n9315]

you do realise the reason roblox is so big is because children keep joining the website. I mean most 3 year olds these days have their own tablet, nothing stops younger kids from joining the site and growing the platform. So roblox will always have young children. Even if they grow up, more young children will join because 267 children are born every minute. I think it's very weird of roblox to make the game more suited to teenagers and adults when it's a platform so many kids still use and will continue to use. But roblox never cared about predators so it's not out of their nature.

[@internetv4mpire254]

allowing virtual dating is allowing kids to get groomed💀💀

[@charlotteelizabeth1239]

ong 💀

[@Disbanded9998]

Dude wtf

[@Disbanded9998]

Wtf is Ur PFP what's the left one

[@ThatRandomCyndaquiI]

fax

[@Lynxitid]

Exactly. It doesn’t seem they’re thinkin’ this through that well. They probably just want a bigger demographic, for the money.

[@dusttalesans932]

God I just realized he’s gonna be 26 in 9 days. We’re all getting old.

[@1210pablito]

ZAM

[@Yourlocalbaddiebestie]

Wait he’s 25 I was thinking he was 20

[@itzmoon4462]

damn i thought he was still 23

[@lesbianastronomy]

ik! happy early birthday albert, this man has helped me get through actual hard times

[@ballofgum]

I remember when he just turned 20, time flies

[@yunfims]

Gotta be real honest, I’m happy that they’re open to do more age appropriate things, since we’re all growing up. I was 6 when I started to play roblox, and it was fun, but I went from being a kid, to bullying kids on roblox 😭….. maple hospital forever my fav game to bully kids on

[@bangtanchefs4849]

how do you bully them they never respond to me cuz they dk how to type 😭

[@yunfims]

@@bangtanchefs4849 well if you sit in the reception in maple hospital they come to you and talk so that’s how I make sure that they talk yk 😭

[@IhaveQuit124]

@@yunfimsimagine bullying children💀

[@IhaveQuit124]

@@yunfimsimagine bullying children💀

[@Hatsune1Miku019]

@@yunfimsimagine bullying children 💀

[@s.amanthaa]

i love seeing albert get freaked out by monika lmao

[@darkmoondeath00]

yeah

[@EyesOfIsolation]

Let's hope he doesn't find out.

[@MSSMEG2005]

𝕀 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕖 ᴀ ʜɪʟᴀʀɪᴏᴜs ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇʀ ᴅᴏɢ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ вєттєя ¢σитєит 😁

[@seadenzetter7249]

​@@MSSMEG2005 egotism

[@ireallylovetogeinumaki]

real

[@teruukoko]

gotta love his dedication to getting rid of online daters, been working since 2009, what a trooper ⁉

[@NunyaMcBusiness]

give bro a medal

[@TheTentSystem]

@Shrek no

[@MSSMEG2005]

𝕀 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕖 ᴀ ʜɪʟᴀʀɪᴏᴜs ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇʀ ᴅᴏɢ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ вєттєя ¢σитєит 😁

[@cringeiscraaazy]

u know he's a veteran hes been doing it since 2009 respectfully

[@theprincenii]

1:55 can't believe bro actually said that 💀

[@GoosetheIII]

Nerd emoji

[@lanaXDDD]

Hey Albert, I’ve been watching since your last channel and your content just gets better and better every year!! Keep up the good work man.

[@thegrapethief5514]

The sole, and I do mean sole, good thing that I think could come out of this is that this could mean Roblox will start being less harsh with censorship and stop pushing everything to be extremely child friendly, giving creators more freedom. And maybe letting us type numbers again if they really want better communication on the platform.

[@MSSMEG2005]

𝕀 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕖 ᴀ ʜɪʟᴀʀɪᴏᴜs ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇʀ ᴅᴏɢ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ вєттєя ¢σитєит 😁

[@A_Random_IRS_B0T_]

Report the spam bot is you can see it.👆

[@thegrapethief5514]

@{The Autumn Wind} let’s just hope that Roblox handles this correctly or tries to take precautions against it. If this is really the direction they plan on taking it, it might start turning away more of their younger audience. Hopefully this change comes with a more hands-on approach when it comes to security on the platform. If they do seriously plan on taking the platform in this direction, they will have to take numerous precautions and seriously change the way they approach Roblox in general. I’m just trying to point out a potential caveat in this mess. Yes, this has the potential to be absolutely terrible. But there are potential positive changes that COULD come out of this. Everyone knows how badly this can go, I was just trying to point out a POTENTIAL positive. Of course, if things go badly and stuff like what you’re saying happens, it won’t matter.

[@n9315]

​​@@thegrapethief5514 what makes you think roblox will take action? There are so many cases that you can research of predators who have used roblox to lure kids and meet with them irl. Rubensim has a video about one of the cases and roblox refused to give evidence that would allow the predator to be prosecuted. They don't care in the slightest.

[@thegrapethief5514]

@@n9315 I said I HOPE Roblox takes action, not that I expect them to. But, since you asked, I do think that they may be FORCED to take action to avoid bad PR if this becomes more prominent and they could be seen as enabling it. If they actually want to make Roblox an age diverse platform, then they’re going to have to make serious changes to their policies one way or another. But I honestly don’t expect them to handle it well, and certainly not at first. I just HOPE they do. And if they don’t, then we should absolutely give them as much Hell for it as possible until something is done.

[@SAETHEENBYRAT]

If they do add virtual dating to roblox then they should add age verifications.

[@funerral]

age verification is already a thing

[@joogled1839]

the age verification in question:

[@kaicenatcomps]

Age verification so you can distinguish the 6 year old who verified their drivers licenses or passports or visas from the 7 year olds who verified their drivers licenses or passports or visas because that makes sense

[@SAETHEENBYRAT]

@joogled I feel like they should make you put in your credit/debit card number, a picture of your face, and passport

[@SAETHEENBYRAT]

For the age verification

[@kraaiwaker8312]

"I'm kind of a veteran and I should be respected" you heard 'em bois RESPECT THE VETS

[@guyfromhamburg3197]

RESPECT THE VETS!

[@MSSMEG2005]

𝕀 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕖 ᴀ ʜɪʟᴀʀɪᴏᴜs ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇʀ ᴅᴏɢ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ вєттєя ¢σитєит 😁

[@funnijesterguy]

RESPECT THE VETS!

[@Avery-y2i]

RESPECT THE VETS!

[@SillyGoofyCummyBear]

RESPECT THE VETS!

[@roseheathens6212]

Albert discovering what “Doki Doki literature club” is the funniest thing I’ve seen this month.

[@ri13h44]

5:05 this game is actually a copy of a real phycological horror game, doki doki literature club

[@valkerz]

Doki Foki

[@SquidBeatsSB]

@@valkerzdocki fucki

[@rinrxl]

literally everybody knows that already

[@CIKwastaken]

DOKI DOKI

[@bradyclark9419]

🤓

[@Michelleburton]

2 Things I love about Albert: 1. He doesn’t ask viewers to “smash that like button and subscribe” every 20 seconds 2. When he sponsors, it doesn’t take long

[@xenon.nonexx]

​@{The Autumn Wind} FINALLY someone who knows that nobody is forcing you to watch the whole sponsor

[@_dawn.dishsoap]

Even when they do take long, he makes it funny and actually intriguing to watch.

[@Teacupssz]

4:43 HE FINALLY TOOK MY SUGGESTION YES ALBERT TYSMSMEKEHDHDJSYDHEUDHDKDJ I LOAF U THANK UUUU THAKK U SINCERELY TAHNK U SO MUCH AAAAA

[@JarJarKlark]

I LOVE DDLC

[@Teacupssz]

@@JarJarKlark YEYEYYSYEW

[@boooobies]

OMGG I JUST REPLAYED IT RECENTLY LOL

[@yakikamari]

SAYORI BEST GIRL

[@Teacupssz]

@@yakikamari SO REAL !!!!! SAYORI THE SCRUNKLE EVERRRR

[@kinzoddi8751]

AHAHAHHA- I got in the video! OMG- 4:20 Edit: Albert you have no clue how much joy this brings me. Omg man, also I was trying to make a joke out of the ODing in roblox.

[@Tophams_No.6]

Only dude who can make a sponsorship interesting.

[@GooseToes_]

only person i actaully watch the sponsors

[@MSSMEG2005]

𝕀 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕖 ᴀ ʜɪʟᴀʀɪᴏᴜs ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇʀ ᴅᴏɢ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ вєттєя ¢σитєит 😁

[@cherylmcnamee6418]

@@MSSMEG2005 shut up

[@Basement8473]

@@MSSMEG2005 32 subscribers, yikes 😬

[@WololoWololo2]

@@Basement8473 What is the deal of the low amount of subscribers

[@kindoriaIsCool]

4:55 I wonder if Albert would actually ever play doki doki literature club lol

[@poespetraven]

I hope he does that would be awesome

[@happyhuman3312]

I really hope he does even tho his videos r like 8-10 minutes and ddlc can take hours to complete 😭 I STILL WANT HIM TO PLAY ITT

[@GoosetheIII]

He should

[@Savvyoli]

That would be awesome

[@encheloopa]

The fact that Albert doesn't know what ddlc is, is kind of crazy to me

[@cooldoctor420]

based

[@MSSMEG2005]

𝕀 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕖 ᴀ ʜɪʟᴀʀɪᴏᴜs ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇʀ ᴅᴏɢ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ вєттєя ¢σитєит 😁

[@dagestan7734]

@@MSSMEG2005 bot

[@thealienyoutubers]

@@MSSMEG2005 tf?

[@TheLittleWildWokenOne]

FRRR

[@Connorsaurus11]

The background music at 4:00 is "Secret" from the Death Note OST. I was not expecting to see Albert play something DDLC related at 4:41. I'd love to see him play the original.

[@orionn745]

5:00 it’s a really good horror game and you should play it

[@snipergaming5793]

What’s the name?

[@Coffeebun332]

@@snipergaming5793 doki doki literature club

[@happyhuman3312]

PLEASE I LITERWLLY WANT ALBERT TO PLAY IT SO BADLY I WANT HIM TO GET THE RECORDING JUKPSCARE LOLL

[@lightingmcqueen2076]

my cousin had an experience on roblox with a online predator. she friended him on roblox and he messaged her that he knew where she was and if she didn’t send him inappropriate photos he would do horrible things to her and her family and if she told anyone he would harm them. she was forced to send him photos and my aunt walked in on her crying and my cousin told her about it. the police got involved and luckily he was arrested. I use this as a lesson to always be safe and the fact they are allowing online dating while things like this happen is astonishing to me.

[@Kwjdowjdo2jfowjkf]

i hope ur cousin is okay

[@mybelovedmalicemizer]

I'm so sorry that your cousin had to go through that , I hope that she is doing okay now

[@lightingmcqueen2076]

@@mybelovedmalicemizer she is.

[@nubarnn]

the only man who can make sponsers funny and entertaining

[@Jack6J57]

i agree

[@alphacentaurivenus8037]

If that is what you think, you don't watch alot of KZbin then

[@Jack6J57]

@@alphacentaurivenus8037 he’s being positive what’s the problem

[@MSSMEG2005]

𝕀 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕖 ᴀ ʜɪʟᴀʀɪᴏᴜs ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇʀ ᴅᴏɢ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ вєттєя ¢σитєит 😁

[@sternastudios5262]

Thanks for divulgating this Flamingo you are one of those respectful guys in roblox comunity.

[@AckeIIe]

That sponsor transition was honestly pretty smooth

[@MSSMEG2005]

𝕀 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕖 ᴀ ʜɪʟᴀʀɪᴏᴜs ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇʀ ᴅᴏɢ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ вєттєя ¢σитєит 😁

[@rayas-k5p]

Roblox is probably going to get sued in the future for 7 year olds being unaware of a 18(or older) person having a relationship with them

[@XYourlocalpersonx]

​​@Shrek ur cringe

[@menace4319]

I hope they do, their announcement was nothing less of insane 💀

[@n9315]

It's already happened countless amount of times. Except nobody sues roblox because they are such a big company. They will get away with it.

[@rayas-k5p]

@@n9315 Except It will happen more frequently

[@TanukiAlien]

5:56 felt nostalgic hearing mario kart 7 victory music here...

[@sailorstr6656]

2:34 ALBERT PLEASEEE 💀💀💀

[@sandrohernandez4401]

My uncle from Argentina liked this game a lot. He yelled "seig heil!!" Whatever that means.

[@death_m3t4l_octopus]

@@sandrohernandez4401what does it mean 😅

[@Mbappe_goat1]

@@sandrohernandez4401 it means nazi political

[@allisonpetrides8055]

Agreed, virtual dating is literally the most toxic thing ever

[@Banna_Bread.]

2:55 -jump scare😂

[@Immm.mmnmm...]

FNAF movie needs that 100%

[@thatoneunknowngirl2816]

Flamingo encountering Monika was probably the last thing i expected to see today, buy i am all for it 👾💚

[@Fusioni]

I always watch alberts videos whenever i have a mental breakdown or am feeling deeply depressed. His videos help with the pain.

[@deadshot_ed1ts]

I like how roblox’s intentions are to make the game available to all ages, yet they proceed to allow online dating and gory scenes.

[@___a9492]

Gore is fibe

[@___a9492]

fine

[@SimonLoco1]

​@@___a9492Not for kids tho..

[@jakecoste4800]

a l l a g e s

[@furrietgdmobileplayer3672]

For me Gore is fine,I like those bloody scenes and sadistic things I liked things like that since I was 9

[@Megasinjin]

I know I sound like a bot saying this but can we appreaciated how Albert try’s his hardest to not make sponsors cringey and he still stays in character

[@polkadot7116]

watch out he’s going to ban you and hurted you in the real life!! 😢

[@leaneau]

@@polkadot7116what

[@KrewLuvss]

@@leaneau because Albert made a pinned comment saying if you have the word appreciate in your comment you will be banned, or something like thay

[@Some1Smart]

@Swamp_420 i was cringing so hard at the fact that you have no father figure 🗣🗣🗣

[@ZanVXD014]

THIS IS THE FOURTH OR FIFTH COMMENT IVE SEEN YOU ON 😰

[@VerySpecificUser]

It’s absolutely wild that Roblox is allowing online dating

[@ShelbyLikesStuff]

6:03 this whole thing is reminding me of Penacony in Honkai: StarRail, I don’t play StarRail anymore but it’s giving that vibe of fake reality

[@BONISNEAR]

guys a minute ago i was going insane because i couldnt find the song-song for gametrack at 6:14 but its from the game 'yume nikki' (idk how to say/spell it) but its called 'barrack settlement' or something but hopefully that helps someone lmfao

[@7rrever]

you spelt it right, yume Nikki is a small indie horror game! The soundtrack is called 'Barrack Settlement'!

[@expiredcheese9047]

I'm in my 20s and mainly play farming or horror games on roblox. I do agree on what you were saying though

[@Ronnie_McNut]

3:37 Respect the Vets

[@merlealexander7123]

Hey FLAMENCO 👹 I have a suggestion! You should put players in a situation where the have building tools and a rocket launcher. They would have to build up to stay away from lava!

[@Craigderi]

Somehow this man made me not skip the sponsorship of the video

[@XYourlocalpersonx]

​@Shrek ur not better ur way worst

[@MSSMEG2005]

𝕀 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕖 ᴀ ʜɪʟᴀʀɪᴏᴜs ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇʀ ᴅᴏɢ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ вєттєя ¢σитєит 😁

[@naebeolyeodwo]

albert just played roblox ddlc and i have not seen a single comment about it

[@konubi3405]

4:48 this is just re make of real game called doki dok literatul club the real game is basicly what u saw but much more scary and at first hidden behinde "dating" game(ik my english is trash)

[@gothic_noah6446]

There's a new ROBLOX myths group and they have a myth prom coming up on June 10th

[@emmrobs]

"I showed my grandpa this game and he had a panic attack" had me dead🤣

[@MSSMEG2005]

𝕀 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕖 ᴀ ʜɪʟᴀʀɪᴏᴜs ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇʀ ᴅᴏɢ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ вєттєя ¢σитєит 😁

[@laarnimercado6856]

Just like his grandpa. (i dont know if he was actually for real with it)

[@Gentleman_Yes]

1:18 Me just vibing to the underground mario theme

[@NeptunianFella]

3:07 Well I wanna say this now, I remember you all the way back when you we're active on the "BeachChick16" Account, I was probably 11 around the time I saw you in game, while you certainly did bully me, it made some good memories. I still watch you to this day, not at much anymore. Thanks for bullying me back in the day. (No I can't give you my account name it's been deleted)

[@olivertree6602]

Sounds fake

[@NeptunianFella]

@@olivertree6602 Surpisingly, it's not I do have a bit of a memory.

[@olivertree6602]

@@NeptunianFella Aight

[@sandrohernandez4401]

​@introspective scumbag you never know man. It's the internet after all.

[@olivertree6602]

@@sandrohernandez4401 Ong

[@vefjvf]

The fact that albert joined a doki doki game on roblox and didnt realize it was actually a scary game. He should play the real game, even after all this time

[@naielthetrain9874]

I wanna see a full gameplay of Albert playing DDLC

[@poespetraven]

PLEASE LETS MAKE THIS HAPPEN

[@JarJarKlark]

SAME

[@circusbabi]

YESYESYEYYES HE HAS TOO ITD BE SO AUGEGRFYTTHSETC69 AND OMG IMAGINE HIM PLAYING DANGANRONPA HE HAS TOO HIS FAVORITE WOULD BE NAGITO I ALREADY KNOW

[@happyhuman3312]

IKKKK maybe on his second channel tho? Even tho it's not a gaming channel It'd probably be better for him to play it on there because the game long and it'd probably be much longer than his average video length 😭 still maybe he could split it into parts or smth

[@rejectreject4974]

2:00 ''Or I mean'' ☝🤓

[@saintsaintsaintsaint40]

2:51 funniest sh ive ever seen bruh 😭

[@GracePurdie870]

Albert, I can't believe you are going to be 26 in 8 days. you are my favourite KZbin and you always put a smile on my face. just remember if there Is anything wrong you can talk to us If you need to vent. it makes me so happy that you have come this far and I hope you hit 12 mill this year, you truly deserve it. x

[@Tenizionn]

not roblox tryna be the ‘metaverse’ tho but they’ll never have the movie theater popcorn

[@MSSMEG2005]

𝕀 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕖 ᴀ ʜɪʟᴀʀɪᴏᴜs ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇʀ ᴅᴏɢ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ вєттєя ¢σитєит 😁

[@SpookyScaryHorror]

Damm it's pretty funny how Albert was playing a Roblox version of DDLC and getting scared when Monika said his real name.😂

[@poespetraven]

I'd love to seem him play the real one lol

[@EyesOfIsolation]

That's not going to happen or he's getting kicked out of the star program.

[@darkmoondeath00]

@@EyesOfIsolation doesnt he have secret twitch channels and things

[@Chinarider1972]

1:33 looks real until you realize the second sentence

[@null-proxy8827]

HMMMMMMMMMM

[@rowansstuff0]

2:33 “I tested this by showing my grandfather the game and he starting having a panic attack, your gonna love the game!” 3:08 omg u remember BeachChick16 from that one albertsstuff video 4:14 the best triplets 🤑 5:57 wowe

[@Sobiscoolu]

Albert is a legend and always succeeds to make everyone laugh in someway

[@crazyboi5000]

Roblox is becoming more greedy than Mr. Krabs, so greedy that he is adding DATING to a KIDS GAME just for the money💀

[@Problem14]

Albert, I can lend you my Blox Fruits account to make a video. You seem trustworthy enough that I don't need to remove any of my in-game items. I'd like you to consider this offer at the very least since I don't expect anything in return other than an outstanding video which, as always, is guaranteed.

[@4Iced]

0:00 video starts. 2:16 sponsor. 2:47 end of sponsor. 5:00 five minutes has gone. 9:11 world of warcrafts happen to twin towers.

[@GrimleGreely]

I love how flamingo can be so chaotic but so informative

[@MSSMEG2005]

𝕀 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕖 ᴀ ʜɪʟᴀʀɪᴏᴜs ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇʀ ᴅᴏɢ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ вєттєя ¢σитєит 😁

[@LandNear]

4:00 Death note music 🙀🙀

[@shadeyfang8564]

That is insane how they are open to allowing dating on a kids game 0:46

[@Julien47]

It's not just a kids game

[@Snakue]

@@Julien47 yeah i understand and like the idea of swearing but dating is too much

[@exosteI]

​@@Julien47 the playerbase is mostly kids

[@yote333]

@@Julien47 It’s still made up of mostly minors and allowing open dating is setting them up to be even more vulnerable to predators, and the fuss people are making about this is going to lead to more of the wrong people hearing about it and flocking to Roblox.

[@Blastoise1]

​@@yote333 🤓

[@radd40prime]

Day 15 of asking to make a myth video/release a myth video. The community loved your last video on why you stopped, and if you made a tweet requesting that messages are open for invites to myths a lot of myths would take the opportunity, and it would motivate others to make myths. Please.

[@TristanCarl-cd2sg]

I’m not even surprised anymore.

[@rinrxl]

9:11 Here, take your cookie since you sat here and watched the timed comments for 9 minutes 🍪

[@softieebloxxy]

It’s a new comment so I can get the cookie two mins in 🎉🎉

[@YoshiCHEEP]

People who just went to the newest tab: free cookie 😎🍪

[@qivell]

damn how did you know 😂

[@Spino2722]

Yay thanks man

[@scott6348]

Cool thanks 😄

[@Nognoveh]

flim man ate the good and bad trees. :(

[@Hevongon]

NO NOT LONE POLAND TREE GOOD TREE :(

[@Radioactive4001]

albert did such a good job with the sponsor omg

[@KittykatDaQueen]

8:20 omg he quoted Butters /j

[@videogamestuff3397]

Roblox will eventually fall with these updates and announcements in my opinion

[@Snuop984]

The anime at 3:03 is The Misfit of Demon King Academy, 2 seasons

[@spiffyavatar3611]

thanks

[@venti.venting..8091]

idea for video: you should go on life in paradise with admin and find a family in a house, then when the child is left alone in a room, you should remove all doors and windows and lock the child in there then jumpscare it.

[@jodigardner8348]

Day 6 of asking Albert to play tattletail. It’s a 2016 horror game that is really well made, fun, and cheap. (Like so he can see)

[@Lavvish12]

1:50 should we be concerned? 💀💀

[@MoonTheMuffin]

honestly im getting so use to roblox being like this

[@MSSMEG2005]

𝕀 𝕞𝕒𝕕𝕖 ᴀ ʜɪʟᴀʀɪᴏᴜs ᴠɪᴅᴇᴏ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴡᴏᴍᴀɴ ᴄʀʏɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ʜᴇʀ ᴅᴏɢ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ɪ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ вєттєя ¢σитєит 😁

[@MoonTheMuffin]

@@MSSMEG2005 whjat

[@WololoWololo2]

@@MoonTheMuffin That thing you see in your comment section is a bot 🤖

[@MoonTheMuffin]

@@WololoWololo2 i know

[@TheEclipseWatcherArchives]

POV: The 20 year olds all playing the Police/Navy/Military RPs on Roblox casually just yelling at kids for not knowing something about the law enforcement or whatever.

[@bongoz8160]

bro went to a ddlc game thinking it was a dating game *poor innocent albert*

[@poespetraven]

He should play the real game lol

[@bongoz8160]

@@poespetraven i mean his audience is mainly kids and ddlc is quite a mature game considering there's suicide and shit so idk how good of an idea thatt is, maybe on his second channel or smth

[@poespetraven]

@@bongoz8160 Oh I totally agree. This would definitely be the kind of thing he should keep off the main channel. His second channel does seem to be less kid-friendly, so it would probably be a better fit there.

[@bongoz8160]

@@poespetraven would be funny tho with how much albert panics in horror games, tho ddlc is much more of a unsettling type of scary than a terrifying type of sacry

[@valkerz]

7:46 Probably Combat Warriors.

[@Gnomenamedgrimblegrumble]

8:42 Im not in my 20s, I'm younger and I'm constantly haunted by that. I hope im in reverse and my 20s will be great, though.

[@sandrohernandez4401]

Your fine man. Just stay safe walking outside.

[@AJPlayzOfficial]

@@sandrohernandez4401 also make sure a nuke doesn’t fall on your house 👀

[@Scripts-qh1jy]

I love how some youtubers get on the edge of this update then like 1 year later there drowning in cash due to all the content the new update brings 💀

[@EZPZ789]

Randomly starts paying ddlc at 4:47

[@fujiwaranonekobiodrando1257]

You know this is the opposite of what Minecraft is doing right now.

[@Citrus_hhawk]

7:41 - the amount of 20+ year olds ive found and made friends with on Creatures of Sonaria and Griffin's Destiny is kinda crazy theres also probably a lot on Prior Extinction

[@MainlyMason]

4:30 Oh my god cuss words at top 😮😮😮

[@kolerobinson3155]

0:35 YOU BECAME THE VERY THING YOU SWORE TO DESTROY!!

[@carsonepicaccount]

I'm currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any piece of bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42.I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was at 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. Tt absolutely moved my soul , and i don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a piece of bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a bacon I have ever seen especially on 17:24. I am currently crying so hard right now. This is seriously the most beautiful, well put together story ever. I can’t believe how magical it was 1:12. That part truly made me shed a tear. And especially at 6:34 that part was just so truly heart touching words can not describe the series of emotions I felt. I absolutely loved the climax it had insanely excellent detail. Oh and we can’t forget the conclusion. The conclusion was the greatest and saddest conclusion I have ever seen better than any of the books I have read. Thank you so much for creating this absolute masterpiece. This is essentially the most important masterpiece of film history. It is a tragedy that this, it can’t be called a film, but a transcendent emotional experience, will be inaccessible for most. It beautifully encapsulates the human struggle to its basics; suffering, pleasure, faith, despair. The work put in to this is incredibly inspiring. The graphics, the animation, the music, so much thought was put into it. This has remined me that you can do anything you put your mind to. Not even mentioning the memories, this makes me feel like an infant again, just laying my eyes on this beautiful masterpiece gives me all the good feelings in life. I also understand what happiness is again from this. Not even to mention the most incredible part that is 2:10. Bacon spinning has changed my life for the better. It connects with the characters within the viewers, individuals suppressed within our own subconscious. It stays vibrant, fresh, and revolutionizes the art of storytelling and filmmaking while making a damn of statement on what it means to be human. Entertaining, gripping, and simply exhilarating. This might be the most impactful piece of art I’ve come across in my life, and I’m definitely coming back to it in the near future to study it more deeply. this is an absolute masterpiece , I was brought to tears listening to this and seeing the bacon go whirly swirly in a circle countless times. it absolutely moved my soul , and I don't think I can ever be the same. this bacon has changed my entire mental state , I am now at peace with who I am and what I will be doing later in my life. So much great graphic design, so much suspense, so much greatness in this one video. i have forgiven all my enemies and now I am a man of a pacifist life. I will move on , gotta move on , as the song says. the bacon is so inspirational , it shares it vast wisdom with all of us , and we are all so lucky that it would bestow it's great words with us. we are all children on bacon. hail bacon. hail bacon. The spinning bacon, rotating in one direction with this music... This made me tear up. How could such a bacon do such a thing? I'm struck by awe by this masterpiece. Especially when the bacon spins, showing its lightly salt covered tan skin. I can hear the crunch just from here, and so as the beautiful sound of the bacon scraping the dark, smooth velvet floor. The flavor, music and everything can be heard, tasted, seen and felt from a screen. You can really hear the breaths between the music artist, empathizing her love for this rotating bacon. Truly what I call modern art. This was the most legendary performance by any bacon I have ever watched. The acting was top tier and very life changing. This is one of the greatest work from a piece of bacon I have ever seen especially on 57:42. I am crying. This has made me go through an emotional rollercoaster. I cried, beat off, and also watched a movie while watching this premiere. This has made me go through so much. I passed depression because of this. It really inspired me to become an outstanding young man. Thank you.

[@Lazy_.Lavender]

Bro really liked the vid 💀

[@Mudboi45555]

bro did NOT write all of that💀

[@bikeman1431]

nice copypasta

[@cringeiscraaazy]

He loved the vid so much he's making a cure for world peace💀💀💀

[@eeriebucketopoison]

Nice copy and paste mate

[@sayoridd1c]

ALBERT PLAYING DDLC HELP