BUY MY NEW MERCH SO I CAN GAMBLE flimflam.shop/ use STAR CODE FLAMINGO when buying robux... today I play the best Roblox Casino and if it gets banned I'm gonna freak out
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@flamingo2 ай бұрын
BUY MY NEW MERCH SO I CAN GAMBLE flimflam.shop/
@lillie63642 ай бұрын
love u
@noahgolding97012 ай бұрын
Love to
@JumbonovaYT2 ай бұрын
hi
@Ummuhh1232 ай бұрын
Happy Easter 🪺
@rubberducky11222 ай бұрын
Nah
@Glooze2 ай бұрын
Remember when gambling was more popular with adults? We live in a society.
@@UtubeFederalPolice Juno was mad, he knew he'd been had So he shot at the sun with a gun Shot at the sun with a gun Shot at his wily one only friend In the gallows or the ghetto In the town or the meadow In the billows even over the sun Every end of the time is another begun You understand mechanical hands Are the ruler of everything (ah) Ruler of everything (ah) I'm the ruler of everything in the end Do you like how I dance? I've got zirconium pants Consequential enough to slip you into a trance Do you like how I walk? Do you like how I talk? Do you like how my face disintegrates into chalk? I have a wonderful wife, I have a powerful job She criticizes me for being egocentric You practice your mannerisms into the wall If this mirror were clearer, I'd be standing so tall I saw you slobber over clovers on the side of the hill I was observing the birds (circle in for the kill) I've been you, I know you, your facade is a scam You know you're making me cry, this is the way that I am I've been living a lie, a metamorphical scheme Detective undercover, brotherhood, objective, obscene Oh, no, no, oh yeah Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber With an, "Oh my God, I've got to get out of here or I'll have another Word to sell, another story to tell Another time piece ringing the bell" Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end? No, you know it must be never ending, comprehend if you can But when you try to pretend to understand You resemble a fool, although you're only a man So give it up and smile Do you hear the flibbity jibbity jibber jabber With an, "Oh my God, I've got to get out of here or I'll have another Word to sell, another story to tell Another time piece ringing the bell" Do you hear the clock stop when you reach the end? No, you know it must be never ending, comprehend if you can But when you try to pretend to understand You resemble a fool although you're only a man So give it up and smile You understand mechanical hands Are the ruler of everything (ah) Ruler of everything (ah) I'm the ruler of everything In the end Without looking down, gliding around Like a bumbling dragon, I fly Scraping my face on the sky Oh, no, no, oh, yeah
@M1stful2 ай бұрын
As a non-robot who doesn't cry for likes and subs, yes gambling is life
@diseased_walrus2 ай бұрын
2:43 THIS CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD OH MY GOD WHAT
@flighttastic99142 ай бұрын
@@UTTPNewEnglandPatriots Shut up
@AntiUttpDepartment2 ай бұрын
@UTTPNewEnglandPatriots Uttp agent This is a warning. Your username will be a screenshot, and then the video will be posted. So more people will know that your dumb uttp is still spreading
@StarzNyx2 ай бұрын
HELP WHATS.
@xraygamer64772 ай бұрын
@@UTTPNewEnglandPatriotsYour content: a (shooty) piece copy paste of a video.
@RobloxNewsGuy2 ай бұрын
Who asked?? I’m better than flamingo😂 + cope
@CHRISROBLOXX2 ай бұрын
99% OF GAMBLERS QUIT BEFORE THE BIGGGG WIN🤑🤑🤑🤑
@sodoo45072 ай бұрын
1 percent gets big money
@BlimBlomn2 ай бұрын
Bro Chris is just casually in this comment section with 3 likes 💀💀
@GabbaDabbaDoo2 ай бұрын
you might be the 1% ‼️🗣️🗣️
@BimberTheGreat2 ай бұрын
I am the 1 percent 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
@s0dathek1tk4t2 ай бұрын
@@BlimBlomnerm actually ifs 79!☝️🤓
@buffvegito2 ай бұрын
7:19 this is the reason why he makes 8 minute videos
@Superlazerbear2 ай бұрын
…
@fwgigan78482 ай бұрын
WAIT-
@Calico.net.kittycat2 ай бұрын
HELP 😭
@teentraveler17902 ай бұрын
XD
@MayMurphyoneillАй бұрын
Help 💀
@Sp3ctralI2 ай бұрын
2:51 No way do they actually have a “dancer” in a Roblox game. This is insane lmao
@Estell3rr2 ай бұрын
Fr tho
@MapleOrStell2 ай бұрын
I have seen also pole dancing Roblox images did I find em very uncomfortable 😭
@insaneobjectshowfan2 ай бұрын
my jaw genuinely dropped when i saw that roblox is really “evolving”
@xx_python_xx36042 ай бұрын
Nice there are no utp comments here
@Sp3ctralI2 ай бұрын
@@MapleOrStell I’m surprised she didn’t start stripping or anything lmao
@budrowconye49282 ай бұрын
7:35 bro tried to slip that in😭😭
@Valorie-df7tg2 ай бұрын
Wild😭
@kaedespair2 ай бұрын
ONG 😭
@harrasika2 ай бұрын
Is he wrong though???🤔🤨🤨🤨
@Imliterallyadog2 ай бұрын
Yoooo
@Tennthomas2 ай бұрын
Heffery jepstine moment
@speedygam13002 ай бұрын
3:56 Definitely my favorite flamingo quote
@ItsDeath21392 ай бұрын
💀
@SwiftieGamer2 ай бұрын
“Man, These B-WOOF love me”-Flamingo 2024
@idontrememberasking14262 ай бұрын
Yes
@N.I.N.A.K.A.M.I.L.A2 ай бұрын
Agreed
@sloft-702 ай бұрын
5:22 This felt like some James Bond type villain reveal
@dogwelderyt2 ай бұрын
huh
@OLIVIA_FAN_1012 ай бұрын
LOL
@theconsumeroffish2 ай бұрын
Yeah
@sloft-70Ай бұрын
@@dogwelderyt Jessica's gone and some mysterious dude comes out of nowhere and says "Impressive" as if Flamingo managed to sneak inside the casino.
@MapleOrStell2 ай бұрын
17+ games turned into terrifying nightmares I swear
@YikesFortNewton2 ай бұрын
didn't roblox intended this in 17+ games
@WildPaws_222 ай бұрын
@@UTTPNewEnglandPatriotsbro what💀💀💀
@theonlywindowmaker2 ай бұрын
@@WildPaws_22it looks like we're in the midst of a KZbin bot having a malfunction.
@mrboxcutter2 ай бұрын
what is going in in these replies
@Bugrareis19052 ай бұрын
Who asked when you randomly popped up
@ZuperDarkk2 ай бұрын
3:00 you know you're rich when you have 20k robux on a throwaway account
@kaedespair2 ай бұрын
6:55 bro got over jessica real quick
@obi_tobibaloni43512 ай бұрын
Jessica says, "99% of gamblers quit right before their *big* win"
@dogwelderyt2 ай бұрын
BIG win BIG
@shelleyrandall65902 ай бұрын
ReALLY???
@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa2 ай бұрын
*jesica
@MintiiPaste15 күн бұрын
@@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsajessica*
@Anabella-ox3xx2 ай бұрын
“SpongeBob wouldn’t lie to you, WOULD HE?!” That legit broke me😭😭
2:44 THEY HAVE ROBLOX STRIP CLUBS NOW LFMAOOOOO💀💀💀
@eeyoink2 ай бұрын
5:33 POV: the guy at my local mall a couple weeks back
@lolmiser122 ай бұрын
Same but rhe carpark tower for me
@farundia2 ай бұрын
WHAT IS HE OKAY
@theresasanda884511 күн бұрын
😭bro you can’t say that!
@JaawzFortnite2 ай бұрын
“The alcohol and keys to my car just fly into my hands” 😭😭😭
@GabbaDabbaDoo2 ай бұрын
3:48 bros lucky he isn’t a minecraft youtuber 🙏🙏
@Flapscalion2 ай бұрын
DIDN'T ASK + NON-UTTP CONTENT IS BETTER@@UTTPNewEnglandPatriots
@Flapscalion2 ай бұрын
@@UTTPNewEnglandPatriotsDIDN'T ASK + NON-UTTP CONTENT IS BETTER
@Flapscalion2 ай бұрын
DIDN'T ASK + NON-UTTP CONTENT IS BETTER@@UTTPNewEnglandPatriots
@Flapscalion2 ай бұрын
@@UTTPNewEnglandPatriotsDIDN'T ASK + NON-UTTP CONTENT IS BETTER
@Flapscalion2 ай бұрын
@@UTTPNewEnglandPatriotsDIDN'T ASK + NON-UTTP CONTENT IS BETTER
@TheCup512 ай бұрын
I love how games that was made specifically about Casino and Gambling says that it is not Gambling and just "RP".
@kreekkrap2 ай бұрын
Like flamingo who fell off lol 😂😂😂
@kreekkrap2 ай бұрын
I exposed flamingo
@kreekkrap2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂🎉
@RealGarticBotTrust2 ай бұрын
@kreekkrap are you neurodivergent
@notsusanna74852 ай бұрын
@@RealGarticBotTrust I’ve been diagnosed with 5 different mental illnesses and my brain still manages to function more efficiently than the people who spam comments/replies
@AlessandraSturniolo2 ай бұрын
I love how his filtering lessens as we get older, makes me still wanna watch these videos as a 16 year old who’s been watching since 10
@RinaFrazier2 ай бұрын
4:09 “oh my god I just lost another Jesica 😒”
@SloshifyShorts2 ай бұрын
3:55 I just love hearing Modern Albert swear. He's becoming like his past self.
@Fartaphobia_2 ай бұрын
Are you talking about AlbertStuff? If yes, i heard that AlbertStuff channel was homohobic, racist, and those other stuff like that.
@0rnin2 ай бұрын
or just his current self unfiltered...
@Gorillaman12372 ай бұрын
His past self wasnt just swearing. That was the smallest part of it. His past self was racist and homophobic and all that stuff
@Sapph13722 ай бұрын
@@Gorillaman1237allegedly
@AE_15x2 ай бұрын
@@Gorillaman1237And it was hilarious
@Mistymisturada2 ай бұрын
3:56 WOAH MAN THAT'S GREAT
@skylerbenton4442 ай бұрын
Man shut up uttp
@NenesClaudia-xe3ob2 ай бұрын
U don hava a god dam video bro 💀
@aleksandarstojanovic502 ай бұрын
@@UTTP_Destroy_All_Fandomsboy shut up ut fan goofy af
@Bugrareis19052 ай бұрын
@@UTTP_Destroy_All_Fandoms If im being honest, I can make my way with any girl and you cant so shush 🤫
@dogwelderyt2 ай бұрын
@@Bugrareis1905h
@BraindedProductions20112 ай бұрын
3:50 thanks for clearing that up
@Mr.NobodyOfficial2 ай бұрын
The “but may God have mercy on your soul if you swear” is so hilarious, accurate and sad at the same exact time.
@Alost_traveler2 ай бұрын
Did you know that Flamingos really are what they eat. Many plants produce natural red, yellow or orange pigments, called carotenoids. Carotenoids give carrots their orange color or turn ripe tomatoes red. They are also found in the microscopic algae that brine shrimp eat. As a flamingo dines on algae and brine shrimp, its body metabolizes the pigments - turning its feathers pink.
@5ilent5layer132 ай бұрын
Save yourself before the botted replies arrive. Also, thanks for the info!
@anomalocarisfan452 ай бұрын
epic flamgo facts
@Elegant..Euphoria.2 ай бұрын
Hey, that's nice to know! Thanks.
@icelover56472 ай бұрын
Albert is a child.
@jenifermanahan16112 ай бұрын
@UTTPNewEnglandPatriotsWHO ASKED THAT UR ACTUALLY A ELEPHANT DINO WITH 21 IQ WITH A BOTTED AHH BRAIN
99% of KZbin bots quit before they become better than flamingo
@mushroomsrcool14492 ай бұрын
That's cuz they're not very *determined* they lack *willpower*, keep spinning those slots : ) ) ) ignore the debt u will get there eventually. : )))
@JakubJovanovic-gc8ib2 ай бұрын
3:37 i swear i thought he said "and i get laid"
@5Rice5Cake52 ай бұрын
SAME
@5Rice5Cake52 ай бұрын
@@UTTPNewEnglandPatriots shut up o m d s
@googlezxgam72102 ай бұрын
@@UTTPNewEnglandPatriotsonly 3 that good for us
@adonaiguzman2 ай бұрын
LMAO
@asainnit84202 ай бұрын
nah i’ve been watching alberts vids from 3-4 years ago and i watch his new ones and his voice has changed sm😂😂
@FeatheredCreature2 ай бұрын
I havent watched much flamingo in the last couple years so this jump in maturity is really jarring lol And this game in general is insane i never thpught id see legit casino and whatever else in roblox. It is pretty funny thought
@Berrycake..2 ай бұрын
I love how we have watched Albert grow from traumatizing kids to…still traumatizing kids 😁
@adude2002 ай бұрын
@@UTTP_Destroy_All_Fandomswe asked
@elpurelator85182 ай бұрын
ABC
@elpurelator85182 ай бұрын
ABC
@elpurelator85182 ай бұрын
Abc
@lilliannap22332 ай бұрын
i want to see my mother... one last time, please
@TeeHeeTwinkleToes2 ай бұрын
3:38 ISTG, I THOUGHT HE SAID. "And I get LAID" 💀💀💀
@Cutiemouse4702 ай бұрын
He didn’t?? That’s crazy girl
@Lukeroni1232 ай бұрын
He didn’t idiot.
@doge36132 ай бұрын
@@Cutiemouse470they said I thought
@jasminbaileyy2 ай бұрын
First video i watch in awhile by you and ima just say im glad i searched your page up again😂😂
@DayanGAMES81442 ай бұрын
Flamingo is becoming more and more family unfriendly, the people that are watching him. Were hes subscribers since 2020 or 2018, so we basicly grew up
@ChickenTablet2 ай бұрын
1:13 the way he pronounced "neko" is js too funny😭😭
3:16 As someone who went to Vegas last year I can confirm your statement is right
@AsbestoEater2 ай бұрын
Bro doesnt have any content
@beep_bop13102 ай бұрын
hello! I have a video idea. you could go into games with ranks (work at a pizza place) for example. and ask the person in charge (manager) if you could have the job. if they say no, you can punish them or continue to annoy them. if they do, you give them some sort of prize (in game money, robux, items, etc).
@AlexanderHamiltonsStepSon2 ай бұрын
I will do 1 second of a plank for each like this gets.
@jokentops35062 ай бұрын
4:35 had my parents looking at me odd
@chai2992 ай бұрын
who cares oh you thought I was one of those bots? NVM💀💀💀💀
@dogwelderyt2 ай бұрын
xd
@livesinsewersirl2 ай бұрын
the internet is no longer a safe thing to use without a pair of headphones
@insaneyogurt49932 ай бұрын
@@chai299nobody thought you were a bot, snot goblin
@@UtubeFederalPolice so uhm, by you replying to this it only makes more people see this comment. which means more people with fathers to ratio you.
@user-mi6be4tz8o2 ай бұрын
@@toovy12it's a bot not a real person
@Nameiguess2 ай бұрын
@@UtubeFederalPoliceyour content sucks what you talking about your content being better
@toovy122 ай бұрын
@@user-mi6be4tz8o i keep forgetting that lol 😭
@jeremyfreeborn95612 ай бұрын
I keep forgetting that Albert cusses! And it’s always funny when it slips almost like “that didn’t happen, it was a glitch”
@Meow-ve3xs25 күн бұрын
Albert's videos cure my depression ☺ Keep doing what you do ☺
@puf_yippee17 күн бұрын
no cure to that 💀
@miachiusolo55462 ай бұрын
3:26 CAUGGHT ME SO OFF GAUYRD
@angelicxlover1432 ай бұрын
As someone who went to Vegas last year I can confirm that is true 3:16
@lucashammer122 ай бұрын
Albert, can you make more videos that include your friends? I miss seeing you play with them.
@livnso_2 ай бұрын
Hey Albert, I just wanted to say that you’re amazing and my childhood KZbinr. Whenever I’m down, I watch your videos and always have a smile on my face afterwards. I hope you have a good day. :)
@jaredlovesfandoms2 ай бұрын
Hey Albert! There's this cool game I think would be fun to see you play and I think you'd have fun with it as well- it's called "Suck Up!" and it's about a vampire (the player) trying to convince their ai neighbors to let them inside so they can suck their blood. You do this by connecting a microphone and speaking to the ai in the game and trying to convince the ai by making up dumb stuff so they'll let you in. I think it would be so cool to see you play it!
@TabBY_BuGgZ2 ай бұрын
6:13 possibly girls as well.
@totallygarnular2 ай бұрын
As a girl, I can confirm, I'd get played by Jessica as well
@Augustmama2 ай бұрын
@@totallygarnularsame ngl
@Catcher-ir5ue2 ай бұрын
guy how change youtube picture my brother change to people kis
@MrH.092 ай бұрын
@@Catcher-ir5ueimpossible
@harrasika2 ай бұрын
@@Catcher-ir5ue you can't. Your profile picture will be people kis forever!!!
@USANEEDSOIL2912 ай бұрын
I like how Albert doesnt even have a intro and just gets straight to talking-
@urbankittycat2 ай бұрын
You promised us with the full earthworm sally song don’t ignore WE NEED IT
@4ntizero2 ай бұрын
can’t we all just appreciate all the- the wait. the work… hold on let me get my script.
@p-__2 ай бұрын
My farts are better than Flamingo's farts.
@iamastegosauruses27342 ай бұрын
WHO ASKED + MY CONTENT IS- is... shit I forgot my script, can I use yours?
@goikyfan262 ай бұрын
I hope I memorised this right True Flamingo Fans 👇
@M1stful2 ай бұрын
Love how the thumbnails just get more wild and his videos get darker. Roblox is really changing this man in ways I can't comprehend.
Hey Albert, you should totally play raise a child it’s on roblox you will have so much fun playing it heheheheh
@forevermaple2 ай бұрын
Cool idea admin . Anytime someone enters a building, they can’t leave the building because the doors are locked keeping them away from the real world. If someone resets, they get kicked into a different locked building.
@4MAJ0YOUS2 ай бұрын
7:50 oh Jessica 😔
@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa2 ай бұрын
*jesica
@Nochuuy2 ай бұрын
@@UTTPNewEnglandPatriots you only have one video
@Augustmama2 ай бұрын
THIS GIVES ME OLD FLAMINGO VIBES AND IM HERE FOR IT 😭
I love how flamingos thumbnails are just getting crazier😁
@Abs-pp1cr2 ай бұрын
I’m usually always late to his videos because of homework😭 so I’m so excited I got to see this 18 Minutes away from when he posted!!!
@Sunsett_1.2 ай бұрын
Danggg jessica-
@Shirt.2 ай бұрын
I love how flamingo knows were all grown up and we can actually handle inappropriate words now❤
@ashenwolfpaw2 ай бұрын
there’s a tornado siren, and i started having a panic attack. my mom started to watch flamingo just for panic attacks because watching flamingo makes me laugh, and get things off my mind. she pulled up this video and i was very happy because I never watched this. thanks for always making new content.
@MMV152 ай бұрын
The effort flamingo puts in his vids are cool❤❤❤❤❤
In loving memory of Jessica, she will be remembered forever and always😔
@DarnToCold2 ай бұрын
I remember back in 2019 and 2020 I use to love watching him I finally came back
@Camisxsx2 ай бұрын
Hey Albert! I have been a fan for a long time but my accounts kept getting banned but I just wanna say I’ll be leaving earth soon :) and it’s been a nice life I’ve been battling cancer for a few weeks and I’ll be gone in a few days I hope you keep growing you were and always will be my favorite KZbinr I hope you continue to grow and I’m sorry that I won’t be here to watch :)
@user-tc2hs8bm9y2 ай бұрын
im sorry that happend to you i hope you rest in peace
@fxxiryx2 ай бұрын
are you still alive
@BloxyRobloxplays2 ай бұрын
See you on Uranus 💀
@Kennymccormickk0.0Ай бұрын
@@BloxyRobloxplaysdude what the flip that person died-
@Kennymccormickk0.0Ай бұрын
@@fxxiryxno I checked their bio they got killed when a person broke into the hospital they were staying at
@CuriousAnimates2 ай бұрын
Now we know what happened to Jessica. 7:41
@Andros_Art2 ай бұрын
the N U L L Z O N E
@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa2 ай бұрын
*jesica
@user-tx4oe7wq8z2 ай бұрын
OMG LOVE UR KIWI HAT
@ilovemichael64002 ай бұрын
albert i have been watching you since before the keyboard destroying incident and i am now an alcoholic. You are the best albert.
@Thefansterman2 ай бұрын
"Hey Jessica" bro that got me broken af 7:01 nvm Edit: Wow guys thanks for the 28 likes :D
@jameslaylyn2 ай бұрын
5:37 real
@definitelynotenanito83032 ай бұрын
real
@zAniyaasa2 ай бұрын
real
@JoeGatto-qk5kw2 ай бұрын
real
@B3k_bowface2 ай бұрын
real
@Valorie-df7tg2 ай бұрын
real
@VexToonery2 ай бұрын
Roblox just gets more crazy every time Albert posts a video about it
@JoeyIsGamingYT2 ай бұрын
The only things that are worth it in the game are the Jessicas, if they save after leaving game.
@OoliverBlox2 ай бұрын
We are becoming used to casinos in roblox... keep inspiring other players, just as I try to do on my vids too :)
@That.NOT.DepressedKid2 ай бұрын
3:33 So you're.. buying people?
@AmericaIsACountryАй бұрын
They're not PEOPLE!... they're women...
@B3RRYB26 күн бұрын
Admin troll idea : island life but you move the spawn around the map . In the centre there is a bunch of heal potions and weapons . Basically you recreate the hunger games and you can have different events that happen in them
@realxmeowy2 ай бұрын
Luv ur vids!! ♥︎
@5SLIT62 ай бұрын
LOL Albert really said "Spongbob wouldn't lie to you right?" THAT GOT ME DYING 😂
@JumbonovaYT2 ай бұрын
gamble
@UltimateBlueloooky.552 ай бұрын
Fax
@kupiscool2 ай бұрын
gamble
@lazydoge2 ай бұрын
Yes yes yes
@cqlqzunderscoreyt2 ай бұрын
gamble
@azurev1s10n2 ай бұрын
YES
@kneckno83562 ай бұрын
Flamingo gambling is something i'd never expect
@superiggybros14912 ай бұрын
I swear in like 3 years we're all going to be thanking this dude for our childhood