Amber Heard destroys the world (cartoon)

[@Flashgitz]

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[@ladderenjoyer]

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[@wilderbeast9368]

Happy Super Month. 👩🏿‍🦰

[@dylanblack8714]

What did you two smoke to make this

[@patient_6925]

Please tell me this is the beginning of a bigger petersons of the caribbean storyline

[@Joeballs187]

But now can I try and make a live action reimagined version for the cw croud wait your in England I'm sorry there is no help you is there I'm so sorry I'd cry if I really cared and I wasn't just rambling All comments are in my own opinion and probably of it ? But I'm also an idiot lol love you bois thanks for the lols

[@Goat-on-a-Stick]

Leave it to Flashgitz to make a dialogue between a man and a lobster so goddamn compelling.

[@CrunchesFPS]

das jordan peterson haha

[@mazimadu]

So much hidden meaning in in those maps!

[@therockphilosopher1678]

Better than any of heard’s roles

[@u.nforcesalx9892]

Hail lobstah :v

[@icorrectly]

Meh, I'd prefer the real deal talking to a lobster in a tank at a supermarket 😂

[@Mankey619]

This is one of the most random things I’ve ever seen. Jordan Peterson in a post apocalyptic world alongside with giant lobster king,talking about Pirates of the Caribbean is just downright awesome.

[@DadsCigaretteRun]

Welcome to FlashGitz haha

[@MassDefibrillator]

Random? This seems like a pretty logical extension of the things he goes on about.

[@Mankey619]

@@MassDefibrillator does he actually rants about Pirates of the Caribbean all the time.

[@danielstarkey3767]

why they gotta go after my man Jordan thou

[@andrewlee8340]

I could honestly imagine Jordan Peterson doing a really deep philosophical analysis of Pirates of the Caribbean

[@MrJustonemorevoice]

Seeing Peterson deliriously happy as the Lobster King sailing the ship of Theseus across the ocean of chaos was strangely wholesome.

[@GentlemenMonkey]

​@Ruben O. Copy pasting the same comment repeatedly? I swear, I'll never understand you people who have a hate boner for Peterson. Nevermind that your comment is asinine given the history of Peterson warmly applauding satire of him. I mean hey, dislike Peterson all you want but if your going to spam the comments with the same thing over and over it should at least either be funny or accurate. This is just...lazy.

[@naoway336]

@@GentlemenMonkey Up yours woke Moralist, we'll see who cancels who.

[@Kratos-xv3ms]

It is. It’s so heartwarming, idk why

[@WeirdWhiteRabbit]

@@GentlemenMonkey It's mind blowing why they latched their hate on Peterson ... You'd think a guy thats brought to tears in nearly every interview would quell their hate for him ... When I started reading all Ober Twitter how they wish he'd overdose and die .... I realized these ppl are monsters with a mental illness that's being exacerbated by the cult they follow..

[@Human_01]

ROFL 😂🤣

[@anbuopwilly]

"Honestly Jordan I'm having a hard time keeping up with what you're saying but you can't give up". Fucking died.

[@twelvecatsinatrenchcoat]

"I'm 30% sure you're insane." Totally accurate.

[@TanukiGaming]

haha

[@handsomeboi3767]

@SadgeJake pretty much but when its not most of those times he can actually say some decently meaningful stuff

[@popcorn8743]

@SadgeJake no your just not smart enough to understand what he's saying it says more about you that you can't or for leftist points won't understand dumbed down psychology

[@LordoftheLightskins]

juden peterstein

[@ChunkyMoon]

For a moment I though it was Larry the Lobster from SpongeBob

[@exterminatusbutton8723]

Same

[@imthisguysotheraccount3260]

Finally he's here, seeing you here is a plot twist that made my day

[@lmao2118]

noone said it isnt lmao

[@ContactBurrito]

Livin like larry

[@iguro-sonic]

Lol i thought that to

[@bryannaself5928]

"By the fish lady, she's a slippery bitch" I straight up love this😂

[@legend-qr5qm]

I mean . . . He's right

[@PadecMaybeReal]

Would've been out of this world if they actually got Jordan to voice himself haha.

[@gravedigr12]

yeah but then all he would say is ''objection hearsay''

[@chiefslinginbeef3641]

Or the freedom toons guy he does a good impression.

[@trime1015]

im sure he even would've done it ^^

[@manubishe]

@@chiefslinginbeef3641 that's more likely

[@Zonca2]

Couldn't they maybe use the TTS of Peterson, that would be hilarious.

[@SXR123_YT]

Each animation gets trippier than the last and yet they always (sort of) make sense in the end. God speed, kings.

[@stanisawzokiewski3308]

We gonna end up live evangelion trippy and whout direction

[@bodkinsbestphotography]

Each animation gets more nonsensical...

[@royedking]

@@stanisawzokiewski3308hell yeah....

[@dday881]

God F%%ing speed!*

[@lefeal9707]

God speed LOBSTER kings.

[@masterkek4243]

LMAO, he absolutely nails some of the phrases, words, and metaphors that Jordan Peterson uses and parodies them so well. What a masterpiece.

[@yrrej9696]

Part of me would have loved to have seen this conversation being had between Jordan and Kermit the frog

[@setiem13]

Ikr

[@Shrkn8r]

The utter pain, passion, and payoff to redemption from the apocalypse Jordan faced was amazing.

[@JimmyBoy9878]

@Ruben O. Spam

[@saltchan2]

Can we just appreciate the research that went into making this 100% accurate portrayal of Jordan Peterson's way of speech. Holy shit guys. I feel like I was listening to one of his books.

[@At0micMeltd0wn]

Would only have to listen to about 1-2 hours of one of his more passionate lectures and you'd see his speech habits.

[@theotherbacon]

@@At0micMeltd0wn I’d rather eat my own feces

[@At0micMeltd0wn]

@@theotherbacon Rather close minded, I'm not sure there is anyone I wouldn't listen to for 1-2 hours. Maybe not in one go, it could be painful, but over time at least.

[@MrJustonemorevoice]

@@theotherbacon From a spiritual standpoint, I can tell that is your current diet.

[@jordanjoestar-turniptruck]

"because she's a slippery bitch"

[@SilliS]

3:16 Yet another man who convinced the world he has scissors for fingers

[@AnoAssassin]

Saksikäsi Jordan

[@B0XMATTER]

Pitääpä tulostaa saksikäsi Jordan ja hakea siihen paikan päältä nimmari.

[@Mygg_Jeager]

Lol what

[@clericofchaos1]

I love how his ship was sponsored by dollar general. That is definitely a trademark of western society.

[@MemeBeans5]

"The fish lady, because she's a slippery bitch" had me fucking rolling 😂

[@eclatshwartzbaumcybertune2063]

😂😂

[@CherokeeFlutist59]

Same here lmao

[@mistrants2745]

I am... 67% sure this is a recurring dream of Jordan Peterson IRL

[@Ttegegg]

Man. KZbin really doesn’t care

[@NeuroticPixieSlasher]

You're not wrong - he literally talks about a dream he had at the beginning of the "12 rules" book. Something about being in a cathedral and the cathedral being destroyed or something, maybe there was a flood, I don't remember at this point, I just remember going "wat?"

[@greylithwolf]

I imagine Peterson wakes up in a cold sweat bi-weekly after having this dream.

[@Grayfox354]

The man hit the statistics so accurately he triggered three bots

[@alid5383]

The quality of satire you guys produce, is brilliant.

[@drakolobo]

"It's horrible, absolutely horrible...and fascinating"

[@StonedNoob]

I wish I was knowledgeable or aware to understand the satire expressed here 😓

[@breakmanradio2530]

I am the 700th like. That means something deep and profound for sure.

[@zerog1037]

This isn't satire. It's a parody

[@Thomas-hh2yu]

I appreciate your ability to make fun of people without grossly misrepresenting them, Peterson himself would probably think this is funny.

[@UandMeDasame]

Absolutely

[@metasaurus3233]

This was a pretty accurate representation of Jordan, insane, talking a bunch of bullshit with no real meaning, incel.

[@JoJoRogain]

So what you’re saying is Jordan Peterson is gross because he misrepresents the radical left and has the ability to eat your children.

[@danthedanson4286]

Isn’t he the transphobe ?

[@primemachine146]

@@danthedanson4286 he isn’t, he just tried to make a point about Elliot page

[@rosol2064]

You will all remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jordan Peterson.

[@Kur0Gaming]

You heard the saying “cry me a river” This guy straight up cried up an entire ocean.

[@foxyglad6578]

@@Kur0Gaming Report them. I've been reporting them for a while now.

[@vincentl3065]

@@foxyglad6578 So do I, but they just keep multiplying.

[@foxyglad6578]

@@vincentl3065 yeah... make sure to report the accounts. Thats the most important part. I've also reported the videos they are spamming in case they've paid for bot views. KZbin will know if they did.

[@jacobtuttle4311]

I'm confused is the flashgitz channel bot spamming? Or is it a bot channel that's emulating flashgitz's channel? Because the account looks just like flashgitz's. I'm also not clicking on it to find out

[@foxyglad6578]

@@jacobtuttle4311 Its a bot. Dont press the link but press the channel and report it.

[@fyka2902]

"No you. You are the lobster king." I am man enough to admit it: I shed a tear upon hearing those words.

[@Kyotosomo]

This was truly the moment Walter became Jordan Lobsterhands

[@lefeal9707]

Can we even believe the man who convinced the world he had lobster claws for hands?

[@jorgeo1492]

Old ass joke still not funny

[@milktea6676]

Iconic

[@CorundumDevil]

I love that Flashgitz has become the internet Southpark.

[@EffectualPoet]

south park sucked

[@CorundumDevil]

@@EffectualPoet "No, he should shoot the Goombas then f--k Peach" ☕️

[@EffectualPoet]

@@CorundumDevil Yes, and?

[@giggidygoblin]

​@@EffectualPoetAre you a bot? That is not a normal human response to a quote.

[@rebbyra]

Extremally weird and borderline crazy, yet the most unoffensive animation you've ever done

[@Justin-vq9co]

@@samadalhayadi6844 well, some things are hard to understand I guess. Not like there's a whole lot of people who can even talk about psychology in an abstract or broad sense. When Darwin scrambled upon the idea of evolution, its not like it was easy to explain. But give it a couple hundred years, who knows what unexplainable underlying ideas that influence people will exist. Even now, its seems like people dont understand evolution in its fullest capacity, and thats actually what JP has done because he tries to connect the science with social character which we all interact with as "meaning." That's not that easy to do with the scientific method, so unless you have a better way, I would not be so sure to criticize the nuance like nature of the topic itself, even if its partially true. You cant talk about something more complex than that. It would be like looking at computers from 50 years ago and saying "Well these machines can't even drive that much computing power compared to what we could have in the future!" That would be partially true, but also blatantly disrespectful to the people working so hard to build the computers and software in the first place. Not trying to write a full on essay, but I see this kind of comment all the time and it always strikes me as unaware and arrogant to someone who has worked their entire life to attempt to talk about some things that have never been really talked about before. Its like who are you kidding bro

[@icorrectly]

@@samadalhayadi6844 Weird, borderline crazy and inoffensive? Well, the latter is true, unless you're in an uncritical Leftist echo chamber 😅

[@granudisimo]

@@icorrectly Yeah, he is crazy and dangerous. He got famous for lying about Canadian laws, his entire career is an easy far right grift. I could be the best conservative grifter ever, specially considering I'm a white Hispanic, all I have to do is nod and write wordy substacks where I systematically betray my beliefs for profit. Unfortunately I was raised to be a good person, I guess I'll have to huff some lead pain in a selective manner so it numbs me the "right" (get it? I'm already making top CONservative comedy, "there's right wing, and there's "wrong" *wink wink* wing LOLOLOKEKEKEKEK") way and bam, I'm your new editor at your troll farm. You know it's that easy, but yeah, look at me refusing the snake's apple while you proudly gobble on it.

[@jellyjelly6474]

Because if you criticize slightly Jordan peterson as an apolitical creator, the amount of shit that will storm to you will make you a leftist creator, losing ~30% of your public. This is why it's not offensive, jp fans are literally snowflakes

[@robosoldier11]

"that must be the greatest Psychologist I have ever seen." - some lobster man probably.

[@samuelnakai1804]

Amber Heard: "So it would meme."

[@abdulhkeem.alhadhrami]

You took "cry me a river" and turned it to "cry me a sea will you?" That was genius!

[@E_Sunbro]

I normally hate ads, but the amount of effort and humor you guys put into them actually make me look forward to the end of the video lol.

[@yiwoon_cr8s]

Caddicarus: Am I a joke to you?!

[@pododododoehoh3550]

Same lmao

[@SlyFan-mp8dc]

@@smthngsmthngsmthngdarkside The ad at the end of the video.

[@spacewolfblackmane19]

I love everything about this, 1,000% pure gold right here. So simple and yet precise and still funny despite being strangely touching, and inspiring. Keep it up Kings!

[@jonbaxter2254]

Earnest too.

[@controversialopinion5722]

Just saw a video by Dr. Peterson on the philosophy of Pinnochio so his rambling about saving your father from the belly of a whale was appreciated.

[@trime1015]

Name a more iconic duo than Jordan Peterson and the Lobster King. I'll wait.

[@Ttegegg]

Jesus and Moses

[@ngultrum1]

@@peteralarid7640 Brandon*

[@lol-ih4wy]

Jordan peterson and that annoying girl who interviewed him once

[@trime1015]

@@lol-ih4wy so what you're saying is you HATE lobsters?

[@asmallguy6124]

time and space

[@CrusaderMan-ng6im]

If I saw a lecture of jordan peterson quoting this, I wouldn't be able to tell a difference

[@Monkforilla]

Maybe you should pay attention then

[@sharlcloves4216]

You will never be a woman haha

[@Marcara081]

They did a great job incorporating things he actually said without twisting them, so yes. You wouldn't.

[@hunterlangley8287]

They're both nonsensical and wacky, so that's fun.

[@redline1916]

@@hunterlangley8287 He's nonsensical for telling someone to clean their room?

[@alphawolf4714]

This was insane... And surprisingly wholesome at the same time.

[@soulsmith4787]

I'm glad you guys illustrated the reality of the situation without any hyperbole. Bravo!

[@belphegor7275]

@@BioMachinadeterra bro it’s a cartoon about Jordan Peterson talking to the king of lobsters, chill out. Also the comment is obviously satirical, because of course this is exaggerated.

[@ChillyBenpa]

@@BioMachinadeterra You don't understand sarcasm

[@timewalker6654]

@@belphegor7275 you don't seem to understand what satire is, op wasn't being satirical

[@comochinganconesto]

@@ChillyBenpa that's why we always use /s at the end my boy, and OP did not

[@ChillyBenpa]

@@comochinganconesto I don’t like /s

[@SuperAwesomeguy09]

I'd really love to see Lobster King Peterson as a reoccurring character that transforms more over time. Either a dedicated series or a character that pops into other videos.

[@Tgungen]

In a crossover with Imperial Crusade against furries hopefully

[@SuperAwesomeguy09]

@@Tgungen My man I didn't even think about that. Lobster King Peterson providing naval support for the brotherhood would be amazing.

[@Dogmelter42]

@@Tgungen JP Lobster can be like Emperor Leto II, a strange amalgam of Lobster and Man guiding humanity along the Golden Path and away from Furries and Fat Chicks.

[@warsword4]

Eventually he becomes the Red Lobster Skull. Hail lobster.

[@andrefilipe9042]

Hail Lobster

[@1raginganalyst692]

I just got the joke that him being the lobster king is off of that Kathy Newman interview where she asked him about restructuring society like the lobsters. Well played Flashgitz lol

[@badconnection712]

Also it’s just meme culture, he’s now associated with lobsters and he plays off it too, I love that man.

[@EffectualPoet]

​@@badconnection712meme and culture don't belong in the same sentence. sad.

[@ComicalRealm]

""If a woman tells you she's not attracted to you, she's basically telling you you're genetics aren't worth transferring to the next generation" - Pordan Jeterson

[@NobleVI_343]

You messed up your grammar; your bloodline is weak and shall fade, lost to the dark corners of time.

[@jl8750]

You realise that’s not an untrue statement.

[@aabeeek]

@@jl8750 That's exactly how nature works. Unfortunately most people choose to believe that "look doesn't matter".

[@pbonfanti]

@@jl8750 not untrue, but the conclusion should be you dont need to give any support or atention to women who not share your genes or want to carry them, use your time and resources for yourself.

[@Musewhisperer]

@@pbonfanti That's all well and good if that's your thing, but most sane people actually want to reproduce.

[@MindrapeJr]

this isnt what i subbed for. i subscribed for funny ass irreverent cartoons. not wholesome but accurate recreations of actual events. damn you flashgitz for making me feel something that isnt painful hour long laughter.

[@TmanT321]

The level of satire in this video in the first 2 minutes is amazing. I love Flashgitz because their sole goal is to make fun of internet culture as a whole. They nail it pretty much every time.

[@Thorin_Black]

I'm not gonna lie- that was a brilliant/hilarious representation of JP. The satire is real and you dudes nail it every time.

[@macesmashface]

can't wait to see a reaction from the man himself

[@MrJustonemorevoice]

@@macesmashface Someone needs to send this to him

[@Lightning206]

@@macesmashface he would laugh lol

[@ecinrm86]

Do you normally lie?

[@nicholassullivan1239]

From what I've seen of j.p. seems pretty spot on. I see no satire here.

[@samus17]

I feel like Tom and Don have wanted to make a cartoon on this subject for a while now

[@DarrinSK]

... What... What subject? God I'm so confused

[@randommr525]

I really want a prequel to this.

[@KuzuTomoki]

God I love this. I wish Peterson himself did the voice, I really don't think he'd have been opposed to it

[@stefanosiclari]

He says he really liked the Jordan Peterson vs Peter Jordanson video, so I'm pretty sure he'd voice himself for this stuff

[@ChickVicious237]

I'd love to see Mikhaila or Jordan give their reaction to this. I totally agree, they've got a great sense of humor

[@Red_Lion2000]

If the money is good he will do it. thats the reason for all of his "work"

[@EndThusIAm]

I'm thirty percent sure that this was insane. But dammit was it enjoyable!

[@wesleyscott2719]

This had no reason being so good, the perfect amount of parody and actual praise (rightly so) was in great taste.

[@aaronarce1498]

Praise? They just made fun of JP, like we all should

[@MrPiotrV]

what praise lol. this was a perfect satire of jbp's inane ramblings that mean nothing and/or are wrong 99% of the time. jbp is a lunatic and basically everything he says has been debunked by actual experts on those fields.

[@liaemilie6583]

>be NPC >have literally no personality but being the cheeky little servant and defender for lobster daddy >benzo addicted pedo rambles bullshit for hours on end >rightfully loses credibility in academia for presenting his thinly veiled social values/views and moral standpoints as an unquestionable philosophy (still not ideology, even if NPC doesn't care about anything else and rejects all criticism outside of pathetic online spaces) >tries to defend position against an aging statist commie who doesn't even speak english as his first language in a debate that was very much spectacle over actual intellectual debate over finding happiness in the modern world >still loses because he only debates college students, and doesn't know who Hegel is. >In shame, Lobster Daddy tries to die. >can't even do that right, FML >tries to quit twitter >can't even do that right >tries to maintain credibility by going full send mask off into ultra neoconservative spaces >beloved immediately by tards who wouldn't know their ass from academic rigor >alienates remaining centrists who just want to grill for gods sake "Why does no one want to discuss my theories on the rising threat to western civilisation? No, not Climate change. No, not foreign interventionism. No, not that either, I'm talking about the rising Chaotic Threat from the feminazi SJW Alphabet People! And the erosion of western values! The real threat!" stop sucking off daddy, clean the smegma from underneath your dick, read something something else for once.

[@badraccoon333]

Praise? You realize they were lambasting him right?

[@Convincing_Reality]

@@aaronarce1498 yeah Tom & Don have never talked about how they're big fans of his, not even once. You might want to learn how to differentiate parody and satire.

[@nyarlathotep9745]

2:47 the way he said "listen to me" has me.dying

[@VagabondTE]

LOL yeah I had to back up a couple times before I figured out what he was even saying

[@WarlockX4]

Listentome!!!

[@FlamesOfTyphon]

Oh, so *that's* why the ocean is salty. Thank you Flashgitz, I'm telling my kids this is the book of Genesis. Adam and Eve? Nay, Jordan and Lobster.

[@Post.nut_Clarity]

"jordan! listentuhmeh!" lol best satire of him i've ever seen. jolly good show, chaps!

[@suggs972]

This is bloody well good, I'll tell you that.

[@Game-lt8yh]

"I'm pretty sure your 30% insane..."I don't quite follow you" Those lines had me cracking up lol

[@boundblade1374]

It’s “I’m 30% sure you’re insane”

[@tehguybro]

@@boundblade1374 I think the line works both ways now that I think of it. Even though what you wrote is correct.

[@thedazzlingape2006]

I cried a little and had shivers from an epic buildup speech. and a part of me is proud that your hard work has had such an impact on me and another part is ashmed, that something like this touched me on an emotional physical level. god damn, you are dazzling!

[@hcnuup]

That was a wonderfully written Jordan Peterson.

[@jennyneon]

Flashgitz & MeatCanyon are the greatest at doing those “creepy yet entertaining” type of animated videos.

[@jackieyo6128]

Flashgitz aren't creepy, they are insane, over the top and more into nonsense or hyperbolic humor. Meatcanyon is unsettling and creepy entertainment. I find them extremely different to each other honestly

[@tylerthomas9405]

Sixty-ninth like!

[@billbadson7598]

meatcanyon is intentionally disgusting and unaesthetic to look at, and relies more on shock and grossout humor than writing.

[@staomruel]

Check out Aamon Animation, or any of the Adult Swim infomercials.

[@mattkuzminski8035]

That's why they kiss so much

[@__Al_Ex__]

"good LAWD Joadan I'm thhh?thirteh percent shoa yoa insane!" XD

[@Aikurisu]

"Listentome!" was delivered perfectly. XD Hail Red Lobster King!

[@lukelahr6124]

I swear listing to Jorden Peterson makes me feel like I'm in a Lovecraftian story and I'm desperatly tyring not to lose my sanity and start spouting proficies about the end of the world.

[@lukelahr6124]

@IpilotAnEVA Sorry Prophecies

[@crackboi6003]

what were you listing? sounds terrfiying

[@icorrectly]

So, you appreciate his work?

[@dds5993]

Yeah listening to him describe his dream about grandma's pubes has irreparably destroyed my psyche

[@icorrectly]

@@dds5993 What story is that? Even as a fan, I seem to have missed that one... A link and timestamp would be useful

[@SonicHedgehog1991]

I love how the color of the lobster king get progressively more vibrant the more he's submerged in tears.

[@St33lStrife]

You posted this while I was reading 12 rules for life. Perfect timing

[@Badmunky64]

I never thought I'd see a Jordan Peterson video that was shorter than an hour.

[@therombaro]

(putting on my “Hail Lobster shirt”) Me: Now I’m ready to watch this

[@eyeh0]

The Lobster King’s attempts at saying Theseus tickled my soul.

[@martindiaries]

Jordan is the lobster king!!! Hell yeah boiiiiiii! 🦀🦀🦀

[@ecogreco]

I don't know if I should A) interpret this as a mirror on society putting too much emotional investment into Heard vs Depp while making fun of Jordan Peterson or B) realize that I am putting way to much thought into it, and just consider it's a weird but amusing video that randomly combines Peterson, Heard vs Depp, and a lobster.

[@supernintenjoe8911]

People were invested because a Male was finally able to fight back against a lying and abusive Woman.

[@lance8515]

@Ruben O. you were really proud of that comment huh? Enough to comment it multiple times even here where it doesn’t even make sense as a reply

[@ChaplainJoshua]

This was genuinely wholesome 🦀👑

[@Singerisacrook]

the way Jordan looked and laughed at the end melted my heart.

[@GingerDread-Man]

Best toon you boys have done yet! Loving the eucharistic symbolism of Jordan becoming the lobster king. Just brilliant!

[@WAFishQuest]

I was fishing all day and could not get this out of my head!

[@TenemaesLament]

To be honest: This is better than anything hollywood has done in the last year

[@radonstone]

It's oddly soothing to understand everything that's happening in this animation.

[@markhendley5559]

The only thing I don't understand is how lobsters became a Jordan Peterson meme to begin with.

[@nickingram2549]

@@markhendley5559 he has a flawed study about lobsters and how they prove hierarchies?

[@anvutrong6870]

@@markhendley5559in his famous book 12 rules of life, the first rule mention lobster society

[@shadowbandit3975]

@@nickingram2549 flawed study? There is nothing flawed about the dominance hierarchy and using its a illustration for human hierarchies. I love when idiots falsely claim JP quotes all flawed studies because they want to pretend the world only works in their bias. Go clean your room.

[@nickingram2549]

@@shadowbandit3975 okay cultist. Dr Robert Sapolsky disproved Jordan’s claims years before he even made them. Not to mention appeals to nature are a juvenile argument tactic. And the fact that I can posit an opposite argument with hermaphetic sea slugs or other sea animals that prove the contrarian to JBP claims shows it’s a bad argument. There are better arguments for traditional values rather than stretching this far. Like how having a whole family and community improves one’s out look in life, or how have a monogamous relationship might reduce one’s chance of spread ing diseases. Or that drugs cause headlessness. Or having a spiritual framework can help someone’s mental health. But the only thing JBP is interested in are benzodiazepines, money, and hate. You can see this by how far Jordan stretches from being a clinical psychologist into blatantly false philosophy, history, biology and more. Clean your mind.

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

The ship of Theseus has a freaking picket fence. I just can't.

[@SkweezyCox]

I have no idea what I just watched but I'm 30% sure I enjoyed it

[@SkweezyCox]

@FIashgitz 🅥 based and or red pilled, very cool thank you Tom and Don

[@Matthew_Klepadlo]

We need to flood the good Doctor’s mentions with this.

[@borssamer9210]

Dr based?

[@maybelive765]

Dr Based.

[@Jackbarrany]

@@borssamer9210 Oh no pumpkin! You put the same thing twice in your alt accounts. That makes your propaganda backfire silly billy :( Also it’s “biased”.

[@AircraftFTW]

The fact this even exists is fantastic.

[@KyleHarrisonRedacted]

Sudden urge to clean my room intensifying

[@Reaper419Darkangel]

This is pure genius

[@michaelclark7456]

"Jordan, listen to mehchk" I fucking died.

[@nycbatista94]

I actually thought freedom toons was involved in this 🤣🤣

[@adrianjuarez1162]

Bro freedom took is pretty good.

[@innitbruv-lascocomics9910]

@@adrianjuarez1162 No

[@innitbruv-lascocomics9910]

Gross. Why would they be involved?

[@ryancomer6290]

@@innitbruv-lascocomics9910 Use your brain a bit genius, Freedom toons does a great JP impression

[@thelightningwave]

Freedom toons animations isn't capable of such awesome animation. And most of his work is just shitting on Biden and leftists, he can't do true satire like Flashgitz.

[@chanze555]

All hands-on deck. We've lost Kevin Samuels, we can't lose Jordan Peterson!

[@emmanuelboakye1124]

True👍

[@kieronfarley1924]

I- the weird uncanny JP voice is killing me 😂

[@pneumonianakey]

Memories broken The truth goes unspoken I’ve even forgotten my name I don’t know the season Or what is the reason I’m standing here holding my blade A desolate place Without any trace It’s only the cold wind I feel It’s me that I spite As I stand up and fight The only thing I know for real There will be blood-shed The man in the mirror nods his head The only one left Will ride upon the dragon’s back Because the mountains don’t give back what they take Oh no There will be blood-shed It’s the only thing I’ve ever known Losing my identity Wondering have I gone insane To find the truth in front of me I must climb this mountain range Looking downward from this deadly height And never realizing why I fight

[@grijson3108]

Thank you. I enjoyed that

[@El_payaso2006]

Looking down on the cars on the highway Stream of tail lights Everybody advancing together, to so willingly sacrifice rights When people accept they're cogs in the system Give up free will, conform Individual pieces of dust swirl together Become a full storm...

[@grijson3108]

@@El_payaso2006 ❤

[@roostermaind6413]

@@El_payaso2006 Looking down on the burgeoning city The skyscrapers rise Even men with the greatest intentions Start believing their own lies We can borrow from the future But eventually someone’s got to pay The only way out of the cycle Is to strike out and pave your own wa-a-a-YE-a-a-ah

[@fusiontoa18]

RULES OF NATURE

[@ratboy275]

I feel like this was long overdue. genius stuff

[@austin184wrestler]

2:47 "JORDAGH, LISTEN TO MEKKGH"

[@FA-qk4eh]

This guys a national treasure and must be protected at all costs !

[@lordrefrigeratorintercoole288]

no hes not.

[@agentofashcroft]

He's a dumb guys idea of a smart guy

[@BR-dy1ie]

@@lordrefrigeratorintercoole288 He is. Helped far more people than you have that’s for certain.

[@ivanm1291]

@@BR-dy1ie In the worst possible fucking way he has been making more incels and man children than Ben shapiro. If you unironically think Jordan Peterson is a good person you need to self reflect

[@lark-f3k]

@@BR-dy1ie bro go outside and touch some grass 👀

[@NateBlue72]

Huge fan of J.P. but man this had me rolling! Hope we get his reaction

[@n11ck]

People in the comments saying that Flashgitz are insulting him, while I think it's just a good-hearted funny skit lol

[@VagabondTE]

@@n11ck people who hate JP will jump at the bit for anything even remotely disparaging. They're desperate for anything that brings him down.

[@nixzorrr]

I think he'd like it, because he doesn't mind people bantering him as long as they don't put words in his mouth or portray him as something that he's not. +People don't realize JP actually has a sense of humor IMO, and this was funny, as are most all videos by Flashgitz

[@shadowbandit3975]

@@n11ck JP watches the Trailer Park Boys as his guilty pleasure. People delude themselves that he's some evil archtype with certain mannerisms. Some idiot newpaper called him the Redskull, so he made a lobster redskull logo.

[@Mekose]

Considering how deeply FlashGitz understands JP's material I'd say they're probably fans as well. I'm pretty sure this entire sketch is referencing the Wasteland by TS Elliot with Jordan being a protagonist by setting the land in order with his tears. It's just a clever jab to say that the foundation of western civilization is salt lol.

[@joram1986]

I literally just finished one of Peterson's books 2 days ago. This was perfect timing for me.

[@VagabondTE]

I'm a Jordan Peterson fan but this is genuine caricature. Flashgitz truly knows how to exaggerate without demonizing.

[@Snakedude4life]

At least you didn’t make Jordan Peterson into red skull for no reason. 🎩 🐍no step on Snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@Dawg.Wit.]

Ayn rand moment.

[@Snakedude4life]

@@Dawg.Wit. Groomer moment

[@ngultrum1]

I'm surprised they didn't go full Coates moment.

[@3dgar7eandro]

This is just awesome 😂😂👏👌 You are the lobster king 😂😂👏👏👑

[@nebula0024]

Great video, but is it weird I'm equally excited to see whatever advertisement skit you're going to come up with next?

[@nopostonsundays2305]

Boys you did it again you brought a tear to my eye, beautiful work

[@notoriousvibes7894]

This is probably the most wholesome video you guys ever made

[@darkmadbat_]

The exact moment the Emperor gained a purpose.

[@reyis_here945]

Hey big E, hydra dominatus

[@TheEvilCommenter]

Great animation King 🤴! Keep up the good work.

[@mcfarvo]

The "Twilight" allusion with the Lobster donating some flesh/blood to his lover/Peterson haha

[@ferrisbueller9991]

Really do appreciate the ads being at the end of the video. Really makes a difference. Keeps it classy. If only we all could sell out with such grace, which we all would if we could during this economy.

[@Tonybc99]

who the fucks even watch ads

[@Reckless3057]

Jordan Petersen impression: 6/10 lobsters New Basis of Western Civilization Lobster King: 10/10 Featuring criticism on how dense his POV is: 9/10 Making the thing actually funny and having a redemption arc: 10,000,000/10

[@Gojirawars03]

Ok but the bit at 3:52 where the theme song kicks in actually made me a little emotional for some reason.

[@lprb]

Omg this is the best impression of jordan peterson ever, from the overly complicated dialogue that sorta makes sense, the crying, its spot on hahaha

[@whm_w8833]

@Ruben O. you could at least change some words to be specific to the commenter instead of copy and paste…

[@mungdaalcatering2244]

Dang man, yall shoulda done a collab with freedom toons for this. Seamus does a really great Jordan Peterson impression

[@tapewormrage]

Your sacrifice is appreciated, Lobster King.

[@roboto6375]

"Well sure I am not going to die if I don't get a Pirates of Caribbean 6, but you can be alive and still be in Hell." Quote of the Millennium