FLAT JUSTICE RAP | "SURFBOARD!" | Ham Sandwich (Flat Chested Anime Girls AMV) [prod. wydsonni]

[@HamSandwich]

OUT ON ALL PLATFORMS: songwhip.com/ham-sandwich/surfboard 2 questions this time. 1: Who's your favorite flat chested anime wamen? and 2: What other songs off of YESSIR! do you think should get an AMV? (If you haven't heard YESSIR!, go listen to it RIGHT NOW!!!!!)

[@cobrathedragon8271]

For me it’s was the person who introduced me into the flat chested Tagus from Toadora

[@NatsuNekuro]

Asmr deserves it either that or upset yall were spazzin on that one and Kaguya-sama is the best

[@henrynewgate1775]

Tanya I guess

[@shikama7158]

Can u make an amv of cornrows

[@duofri3nd]

Who's Next needs an AMV, and definitely Lana from pokemon

[@KingOfTheSaltMines]

Monster girls: cultured Magical Girls: cultured Flat Girls: super cultured. Ham might just be the most cultured individual in nerdcore.

[@CyberPunk13354]

THIS IS FACT

[@lop90ful1]

FACTS

[@joshuasimpson5405]

🧐 100% facts

[@thekrillsterex628]

Facts

[@Watsie]

Facts

[@marcelbrown2174]

“3rd grade used to play the recorder” is the most relatable bar I’ve ever heard 😂 YESSIR

[@NaturalSC0512]

I played in 5th

[@dripshinobi807]

Yo I struggled with it in 3rd grade

[@v.thirteen5504]

damn I feel kinda dumb bc i dont think i get it😂

[@yaboybomber6773]

@@v.thirteen5504 the recorder was the instrument every kid had to play in school for some reason

[@Aramus_306]

ONG but what was their logic? Give a small kid the most annoying instrument in existence lmao what were they thinking

[@TheTrueRawfury]

“ I need a woman who’s built like a surfboard” it seems I have been summoned

[@beegreen249]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ShuichiAndKokichi]

Damn-😂

[@Sivertiger69]

Right

[@raythomasjr.5779]

DAAAAAAAMN💀

[@darkdrag0nf1re5]

Damn bro

[@jotarokujo7301]

Ham Sandwich ain't just dropping the tracks people want. He's dropping the tracks people NEED. 🔥

[@lop90ful1]

Hes alaso dropping Facts.🔥🔥🔥

[@NEO4N]

I agree

[@kelimo7193]

more like people "NEET"

[@last_slowpoke]

"the smaller her chest the closer you are to her heart" -a man of culture

[@AlexTheAmiable]

Truly a beautiful quote

[@moarbitee1686]

Spoken by the true man of culture

[@bloodlove93]

or go full anime, just shove your whole arm through their chest,can you be closer to the heart than literally crushing it in your fingers?

[@raymondsantana3798]

@@bloodlove93😧 … 👍🏼

[@manuel6585]

"I need a woman who's built like a Surfboard" is gonna be stuck in my head. This a good ass rap though

[@thalmoragent9344]

Lmfao, that had sent me 💀

[@heyguy-]

I put that as my discord status and set it to never clear

[@BreetonBoi]

Still hard to this day, RUN UP YESSIR!

[@KaiMCGRPS]

fr

[@ultramix9696]

Ayo???

[@StinkyMan69]

bro you're a spastic

[@Devin-qq6fd]

@@StinkyMan69 yep!

[@MKultra_Survivor]

He really called you a spastic tho

[@954mari]

All the OGs been heard this, YESSIR!

[@kristopherwillis8075]

YESSIRRRRRRR 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@kieloynclan5282]

#loop

[@gobjohnson9815]

I cliked on it thing it was a new song XD

[@fishiefish6179]

“That was a stretch, that bar was elastic” is such a smart line and I just had to comment my appreciation

[@aboringotakuwhoisntnamedkyle]

“Flat justice” “surfboard” this mans a oxymoron

[@HokageJayden]

The way he called this rap surfboard

[@MysticalRaddy]

This is pure gold, but Oppai Is Truth rap? Title: OPPAI IS TRUTH RAP | "MOMMY MILKERS!" | Ham Sandwich (Busty Anime Girls AMV)

[@webstersanon4732]

OMG!!!! PLEEEASE!!!

[@webstersanon4732]

this needs to be a thing

[@HamSandwich]

maybe, we'll see

[@alphaqwell2027]

Featuring Breeton boi

[@kingkage4023]

Yessir

[@coopplays8986]

Finally my Women getting the respect they needed. My fav flat women is Sistine from Akashic Records of Bastard Magical Instructor. going on one my playlist fo sho 🔥🔥🔥🔥 YESSIR

[@roberte.o.speedwagon6043]

"Shout out Breeton Boi he's kind of a spastic" YESSIR and we love that 😤❤

[@vegetableman8871]

I was actually thinkin someone needed to make this. Guess Ham was the first to give them girls the respect ✊

[@livingwafflez]

That beat dropped harder than my grandma on the stairs

[@HalaCG]

the culture is immaculate

[@shawnjonesjr4388]

" that was a stretch. That bar was elastic " bro ... you got me dying ! 🤣

[@skeletonwar4445]

Hearing you drop bars while the Lucky Star gals are dancing in the background is surreal. Love it sir.

[@Thatonecrumb]

This song just made my day Ong 😭🤣 but fr tho Tanya be slept on that shi was bussin

[@ironicgaming1347]

that "wet up his block, splatoon, turf war" was so hard for no reason

[@dinoboi4136]

I know right?

[@Cal_TwT]

the man, the legend. Ham Sandwich. first Monster girl Anthem, now the surfboard appreciation song, yo whats next because i love this

[@KaiMCGRPS]

Surfboard was legit my favorite song of yours for a while, I love this song so much

[@Darkpell1]

Not gonna cap flat girls are just as lovable!!!!😊❤

[@rcket9153]

I have never felt so confused and yet so turnt than I am listening to this song. Bro this was 🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@0r8kgkdhfbfjiwosduyf90]

'Shout out Breeton Boi, he's kind of a spastic' lmfao this bar had me on the floor

[@Walnutgod]

Ham just secured his spot in my all time top 10 idcc

[@valex9047]

So, if a classic like "SURFBOARD!" got an amv... Can I expect more older songs to get one? Also, my favorite will always be when you said, "That was a stretch, that bar was elastic."

[@shadowgod3766]

BRO HAS NO BUSINESS BEING THIS HARD “I got a Honda, fruit basket, that was a stretch, that bar was elastic”💀how THE FU*K do you come up with these bro used elastic as a metaphor!?!

[@Thatboitaj]

"I need a woman whose built like a surfboard"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 My guy went from addicted to monster girls to checking out surfboards

[@Psac9338]

Just found ham recently and he has yet to disappoint 🔥

[@Ratsos12]

I’m super hype for your Hamathon and Chees Steev collaboration song with Shwabadi and Shwabados!

[@OmgEnvy]

I’ve already memorized this song

[@Witchedly]

You always make me laugh bro. Much love, Ham! Always putting amazing shit out and we're here for it! - "Getting paid for my last hit" League bar was just too good!

[@brycevo]

This man is real cultured

[@lvvsick]

I think I just found my new favorite song stepbrother!

[@Donkey534]

i bet everyone goin to leave with a stanky face after hearing that like wtf...absolutely killed that sh!t🔥🔥🔥

[@thenatural1278]

Ham always comes in with the culture

[@sird2103]

man might be my second fav rap from this channel behind monster girl rap

[@deandreuchiha856]

Gonna be listening to this later🔥🔥🔥🔥 who would've guessed there would be a rap on flat chest😂🤣

[@tennysonjohn2540]

What’re you doing step bro This never gets old🔥

[@Thatone_goofy0]

intro was like "what are you doing step bro" i was laughing to hard

[@nexusdevworks]

Bruh I couldn’t be more proud of this mans bar quirk

[@rcmpspecialagentstraightmcool]

First person Ive ever heard to make a ToS reference in a rap song. On top of that its about flat chest girls. Congrats

[@JoshyWoshy283]

I was listening to that last song so much I hadn't realized that it's been a week and this was like a surprise from the gods themselves

[@crimsonshorts3527]

These bars and beats are so FIRE!

[@d2cool165]

For the three females reading this. Flat is Justice, Medium is premium, and Oppai is Life. You are all beautiful, and have a great day.

[@matrixmew6185]

he comin for breeton now. " shout out breeton boi, he's kinda a spastic"

[@doraemonsolos509]

the start be heat no cap😤 like SHEESH

[@JoshyWoshy283]

Nicee this is the 4th thing I found when I looked up surfboard.

[@mr.abomination6543]

I heard the first four lines and knew this is gonna be lit

[@BOGOworms4sale]

Ham never misses lmao. Much love brother

[@dyyno5578]

lmaou got me good '' i got a honda ,fruit basket that was a stretch that bar is elastic '' EYYY as always good shit man keep up

[@markphilip8442]

This is the kind of song that really preaches to u

[@solardeathflame]

"drip runneth over, I'm making a big splash" hella yeah you are

[@tgp44]

FINALLY THE VIDEO

[@taquavionblackstein]

Title had me in tears

[@ryuka_va1680]

So much fire

[@monkeyeets6569]

Ayoooo mushoku Tensei barsss lesssss gooooo

[@mint5478]

This man just dont miss

[@duofri3nd]

YESSIR!!! Ham don't miss!!!!

[@shaisalters7469]

Came back 2 year later just to listen to this again still fire and Jiro my fav flat chested girl to this day🔥🔥

[@eir2023]

Aaah fantastic as always. 1. This actually took a while to think of. 😭 um. Rin Tohsaka from Fate Stay Night. 2. Either Glizzy or Pipe Down please. Or even Rain Dash Bucket

[@pralayajin-woo2700]

He was crafty with the beginning. Great job.

[@WyattRoll-gs2ix]

Ngl, this is one of the most relatable songs about a woman ive heard

[@thokokhesaya252]

Fire as always

[@That-Shmuppet]

Wait, this is the first time I have EVER caught the Town of Salem line...What a bop

[@DarkKnight-wz6yu]

Wow was not expecting this one.

[@Just_valdo]

Aye you can always count on ham to come with Smth special

[@donz8]

best song i ever heard in 2022 🔥🔥

[@jnickbrown1997]

You never cease to amaze me

[@IlaisaKaufuti]

YesSirr This 🔥🔥

[@JoaoSilva-ry1pm]

A town of salem reference. That one I wasnt expecting

[@jaimejones-q1u]

The palm top tiger representing all the flat queens frfr

[@ayeyuh6920]

seein a lot of people not knowin about this song. ya'll gotta go listen to Ham's YESSIR! album.

[@kelvinprivatt5733]

1:25 what anime

[@HamSandwich]

check the description

[@raykings5244]

Mushoku tensei

[@TheAnimeOveranalyst]

I CAN'T BREATHE! THIS HAS ME ROLLING

[@talkinwithtati]

What a banger, bars on bars 😂👌🏽

[@anthonysahagon]

Damn ham, those bars were savage built like surfboard damn

[@tatsukinomiya]

OOOO WE FINALLY GETTING A VID FOR THIS BANGER?!??! YESSSIIIIRRR

[@ZenBlaster]

Always coming with some heat

[@becreativewithmeandlearnne1407]

Lit

[@yukinokami]

Nice 👌

[@paintballking313]

Yooooooooooooooooooo that’s dope asf 🔥🔥 I hope Scru reacts to this and the rap you and schwab just dropped too!

[@adityapandey9116]

I laughed reading the part in the description where you mentioned Monogatari idk which one bruh 😂😂

[@HamSandwich]

😂

[@showmered9391]

What are you doing stepbro? Yep this bouta be a banger

[@weesyhd1439]

Why was i just thinking about this songgg bro😭😭😭😄

[@aichatbot314]

Yo that Intro hilarious 😂 😂 😂 Ham Always gotta bring something new to the table 🔥🔥🔥

[@XionWillow]

Breeton: Don't reference me Ham: Bet

[@camdenhauck2400]

Ham please have mercy I’m gonna die from laughing Such a good song

[@rajaejohnson4413]

Yessir

[@kozmickame]

Noice! "That was a stretch, that bar was elastic" love it xD

[@ShadowGunmen]

Ooh this is a bop

[@brandonw6139]

STFU HAM JUST DROPPED 😤💪🏻

[@VanquishSoReal]

I got a Honda Fruits Basket. That bar was a stretch yeah that bar was elastic....bro 😂🤣. I think what really impresses me is how long u can carry a rhyme scheme. Right when I'm like "there is now way he's going to think of another word that rhymes" you prove me wrong haha. 🔥🔥🔥

[@axemurder5869]

what anime is the first scene. with the guy dragging the blond around

[@KasHIMo_the_GOAT]

It's called Decadence

[@707treesmoke]

Let's gooooo!!!!

[@Patboi617]

Ayoooo when’s this comin to soundcloud? :o

[@HamSandwich]

it's been on soundcloud since like december lol

[@Patboi617]

@@HamSandwich oops didn't notice, how bout the magical girl?

[@non-luke5473]

That's what we all needed Ham #FlatisJustice