Flawless Boss Battle - Undertale Genocide Final Boss (Dialogue Emphasized)

Spoilers for anyone who has not yet completed Undertale
Took forever, but I'm finally done. Here's a flawless/perfect/no-hit Sans battle, everyone. The dialogue is emphasized and Sans' monologue is edited in at the beginning for your convenience.
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[@RonocHK]

The fact that no hit sans is litreally just two people missing all there attacks for seven minutes never gets old

[@QuayeEPICGAMER]

Get them some glasses

[@albertarlington6554]

@@QuayeEPICGAMER what why? he means for 7 mins, then after that chara his sans

[@QuayeEPICGAMER]

@@albertarlington6554 what do you mean

[@QuayeEPICGAMER]

@@albertarlington6554 oh hits but still it’s 7 minutes of a kid misses a knife slice and a skeleton magically attacks and misses all of it if that doesn’t screem need glasses what does

[@albertarlington6554]

@@QuayeEPICGAMER what

[@bobbysriracha]

I like how sans is the only one who realizes he can just use his strongest attack first and he can actually dodge attacks like a player could

[@dunkchara1393]

@@Bithe_Get frickoff

[@dunkchara1393]

@@Bithe_Get Hall & Cates - Out of touch

[@dabestyt141]

@@Joetino no he is not human

[@robertlopez7888]

@@Joetino wasn't it tomato sauce or something

[@somerandomguy4216]

@@Joetino It could be ketchup also because he always seems to eat it and undyne also had determination and it is not sure if sans has determination because there can't be 2 creatures using determination because is a determination is stronger than another the determination which is weaker powers will not work and in the battle he could just be teleporting you

[@kll439]

This is 14 minutes of nobody hitting each other

[@williamclark4827]

Correction, 12 and a half minutes

[@General_C]

Average anime fight scene if you ask me.

[@blazedpyro5055]

only problem is, dude cheated. skip to 3:30 and notice the heart warp out of harms way, at a distance that isnt possible without cheating, the moment it wouldve taken damage

[@bananabread2860]

@@blazedpyro5055 no lol. You blind? That’s just a regular distance.

[@Sednas]

@@blazedpyro5055 He moved out of the way do you not know how Undertale works?

[@thechazzler8934]

The saddest thing is hearing him die of camera, asking his brother if he wants anything

[@ThemightyTho]

He doesn’t die, he just goes to grillby’s With his brother In heaven You didn’t kill him though, he doesn’t count as a kill in the kill menu, and you also don’t do any real damage to him Idk what the bleeding effect was, cause skeletons don’t have blood

[@lucasivor9799]

@@ThemightyTho twas ketchup

[@Boss-cv3uc]

@@ThemightyTho Your LOVE goes up after he dies, so it counts as a kill by your hands.

[@super-gamer.2006]

@@ThemightyTho So what did we hear after he asked papyrus

[@demodragon6426]

@@ThemightyTho You can hear him turn to dust off screen, and at the same time your LOVE goes from 19 to 20.

[@sapphirebulletbill]

"Flawless" is definitely a better term than "No-Damage", consider that you take inevitable damage at the end.

[@pierremannix3445]

it's also his first time

[@deathshade2969]

@@pierremannix3445 read the description.

[@elijahcorpus3]

@@deathshade2969 His *D E T E R M I N A T I O N* must've helped.

[@deathshade2969]

@@elijahcorpus3 Yeah, his resolve was shining.

[@getsugaclark0483]

they are lying they just made another save and did it before

[@thederpymuffingamer644]

This has to be scary for Sans! A human has kill almost every monster in the underground and you are the last hope... And you can't land a single hit on them.

[@huyzrx8415]

True

[@shikipatche]

But he still has determination to beat you down

[@user-kx8pu6ys5i]

@@izzyn2528 and so he is just trying to make you give up

[@a.t.t.123alanis2]

What hurts the most is that we killed his brother

[@spindash64]

A.T.T.123 Alanis For the record, Pap had the best plan. Think about it: how many people stopped Genocide because it was too hard And how many stopped because they couldn’t bring themselves to kill a particular character?

[@luiso8201]

“papyrus, do you want anything?” :(

[@horror__sans]

*hamburger hamburger hamburger hamburger cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger big mac big mac big mac big mac whopper whopper whopper whopper hamburger hamburger hamburger hamburger cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger big mac big mac big mac big mac whopper whopper whopper whopper*

[@neotoad456]

Nah. I'm good, bro

[@lukethepotatoking]

Sans would spend all eternity taking his turn than die and let all reality be destroyed. He doesn't give himself credit, he's the most noble person in the underground

[@dumpsockpuppet5619]

Not necesarily, he lets you get away with a lot of stuff and literally only interferes when you went on a systematic killing of absolutely everything in and out of your way and are just a few rooms away from destroying reality itself, while his promise to toriel is big part of it he also admits the reseting of timelines has left him numb to anything not called Papyrus (...who you can still kill and get away with just a scary reproach from his side), and even then, here is more a matter of pragmatism, just like when he used his strongest attack first, he is trying to stop you no matter what, trickery and outside-the-box(ironic considering he tries to trap you inside the box) stategies are fair game

[@sus6221]

@@dumpsockpuppet5619 it's because sans knows that trying to stop you is useless, he only fights because there's no other option "besides. chances are... i've already tried to steer you in the right direction. so what can i say? what can i say that will change the mind of a being like you?"

[@HaganeNoGijutsushi]

"Chara, I've come to bargain."

[@nyoho5355]

@@dumpsockpuppet5619 To be fair, Sans is the weakest character in the game, The only reason why he is a difficult boss s due to his ability based on karma, Sadly he is only the strongest when the player has only killed most of the monsters in the game But idk even after years of Undertale has no one really though of an early sans battle? One in which sans tries his hardest to fight you but he is so weak is basically like every other boss in the game?

[@monsoon1616]

I mean, undyne sacrificed herself twice in the span of 10 minutes so a child wouldn't die and hotland monsters could evacuate.

[@sonicitnyre]

“Never fight a man who’s got nothing to lose”

[@tanayakale2665]

Lol

[@neotoad456]

@@tanayakale2665 lol what?

[@hoahiennguyenthi521]

Sounds like Dhar Mann lines

[@GamesbiteRtDL]

If you think about it, then it's true

[@TheKakTheMonour]

@@hoahiennguyenthi521 That line is WAY older

[@YuriYoshiosan]

"Sorry, Old lady. This is why I never make promises." I know, Sans. You tried to promising to Toriel that you wouldn't kill a single human. But the human already killed her anyways. No, not only her. Everyone else.

[@kaitetsujin4349]

They were never human in this route. Nor were they a monster. They were something far more sinister, like the devil himself.

[@quippy958]

He didn't promise to not kill any human lol he promised to protect any human that left the ruins

[@fuelsfornerds]

yo my man ik this wont be a relevant topic anymore but while u play pacifist,sans invites you to dinner and he mentions the story of how he met toriel.while they were good friends torial makes sans promise her that he will protect the next human that falls down.that was the promise made by him

[@mcstudioproductions3512]

" Since you like breaking promises... *you wouldn't mind if I broke mine, right?* " - Sans

[@reviewer945]

@@mcstudioproductions3512 Didn't Sans say that in Glitchtale?

[@theextremelysimp8562]

can we just appreciate that Sans had about 5 minutes to just rest and do nothing, then continue the battle with part of his stamina, but instead he chats with the player?

[@Tymere_GT_Anims]

The player would of just killed sans while he was resting, as you see in the video.

[@Nonexistility]

@@Tymere_GT_Anims Player can do that only if sans is unconscious, try it when he is awake, you won't get anywhere. The point is, Sans gives up because he knows the player has a special ability that makes them be able to time travel, he knows killing us is pointless and he is tired mentally, so he just tries to convince us to reset the game since it is the most efficent thing he can do. But at last, he drops his guard down and takes a critical blow. He accepts his fate as a final try to convince us by making us feel bad for him instead of blasting us with blasters until he bites za dusto. (He is probably capable of that since undyne was with her sheer determination.)

[@Tymere_GT_Anims]

@@Nonexistility good point there 😮

[@CarolynHyatt-ek2ed]

Suspension of disbelief

[@onewayacross]

​@@Nonexistilitybeing a part of both the undertale and jojo fandoms must be rough

[@juicywhiteman5850]

I think the saddest part about this fight is that sans knows he can't win and constantly talks about it with you. Like he says, it doesn't matter if he wins because it'll get reset over and over until he doesn't. He knows this and still tries his best to stop you

[@Britishblue.]

He's hoping you'll get bored or better mad so you end up stopping. He only wins if you give up. He even says after the fight is over that's what he want. He just wants you to quit.

[@axelf9947]

why did it take me so long to realize that the “old lady” line was referring to his promise to toriel. for the longest time i just assumed he was calling frisk an old lady. why am i stupid

[@laurenhussey2838]

SAME I JUST FIGURED IT OUT GOODBYE

[@Anguloose]

@@laurenhussey2838 bye

[@carpinchevere4293]

Not just that but i think is even a bit more deep than that, Sans throughout the game calls Toriel "lady" or "woman" even if it would not be that weird that he calls her old since she is a more than a hundred years old, seems a bit curious that not even a single time he referes to her as that, just here on the genocide route. I think he might be making a reference to the first joke Toriel ever told to him * Knock knock * Who's there? * Old Lady * Old Lady who? *Oh i didn't know you can yoddle All this characters care so much about each other, things like this just make the genocide route a lot more depressing ;_____;

[@Anguloose]

@ItIsReturning to never hurt a human

[@AnchoviePossum]

@@carpinchevere4293 ;-;

[@yourmother4930]

I like the fact that sans is the weakest enemy but has the hardest fight of all

[@wolfganggrimmerdoesnotdese6822]

Technically he does deal 1 damage but he does it continuously and doesnt let the player use the invisibility

[@Maxclockwork]

I And even if there was that buffer he still would be just as tuff to fight in pacifist

[@johnathanloeb4356]

He became weak when he gave up.

[@solidturtle6910]

why is every delusion in this comment section always starts with "i like the fact that" 🤓

[@fatimaisra9143]

@@solidturtle6910 wasn't it confirmed that sans is the weakest enemy but has the ability to contort space ?

[@Grumania]

when he asks if papyrus wants anything it makes me feel bad for killing him in the genocide run

[@tichondrius4215]

Yeah I know. Its like the game trying to say for one last time "You're a sick fuck." Also when flowey begs you not to kill them.

[@ThemightyTho]

@@Joetino I don’t think sans died until the timeline extinction, because he doesn’t count as a kill in the kill menu, and he doesn’t die on screen, even though he seemingly went to heaven and met papyrus again

[@naveyhh]

@@ThemightyTho lv 20

[@wanded]

@@ThemightyTho player got exp and lvled up

[@accuratememin]

It's always funny to me how in 5:23 Sans casually admits to lying about wanting to be your friend, to the point where he instantly drops the act and says "welp. it was worth a shot."

[@twin_towers_destroyer]

He jebaits you if you spare

[@curethwoundethphb2275]

I don't think he would be able to live with being "friends" with the person who not only killed his own innocent brother, but also nearly the entire underground.

[@jessicao-o165]

He would’ve, but I’m this timeline, why would he want to be friends with the dirty brother killer?

[@villager96]

He never admitted lying about that. He probably meant in a different timeline

[@letwen]

Yes. He was being geniune. But they couldn't be friends in this timeline where everyone is dead. In the death screen he even says "If we really are friends you wouldn't come back". So when he says lay down your weapon and make it easy for me, he means to send us back by killing.

[@truthofdsp]

This is one of the best boss fights EVER

[@caedmonmoore7361]

PlatinumPrism he said one of

[@personexisting123]

PlatinumPrism Your thinking WAY too highly of your opinions.

[@personexisting123]

PlatinumPrism Apparently I’m “another one” for being right. You do you kid.

[@personexisting123]

PlatinumPrism Well you presented it like an asshole

[@personexisting123]

PlatinumPrism Plus you were calling anyone who said anything different “another one”

[@SakurasSweetHeart]

I’m so glad I never did this fight myself. Seeing Sans like this truly breaks my heart. This game is so well written, like I’m still amazed so many years later.

[@Cyoulaterbud]

Atleast you get more lore.

[@thealmostdeadpatient7767]

Everyone knows sans can take the first turn but did you know papyrus could do the same? he uses his first turn to spare you during the genocide

[@surv5k]

oh crap i didn't realise that

[@kyaksachan502]

*mindblown*

[@wilale]

In genocide papyrus just says “fuck it, extremely obviously hdden powers activate”

[@quakezero8968]

I like how he kills sans, without getting hit, then just immediately resets

[@smileyfaceproductions7477]

I mean shit if I knew I had to face a child demon that I unleashed after that fight I'd be scrambling towards that reset button like a fried egg.

[@wilale]

Ten minutes in the void could be spent asking undyne for a cup of sugar

[@quakezero8968]

@@wilale what

[@Electric0eye]

I know this is old news now, but it will never cease to bring me joy how meta the Sans fight manages to be while keeping you fully invested. It really feels like Sans, and hell the game itself is fighting back, against *you* .

[@faazkhan8324]

YOU

[@shade08538]

“AND *YOU* GOTTA HELP US” -luigi

[@isavenewspapers8890]

@@shade08538"If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book." - Mario Also, nice profile picture.

[@Ray-cr9wg]

Sans is a character that never lets his emotions get ahead of him. He isn't expressive like Papyrus, and he never gives a straight answer when it comes to his feelings. Except right here at 8:46. That was a moment of pure, unbridled rage. The only time in the entire game that he fully drops the facade of a laid-back goofball you see in the Pacifist route. You can feel how much he hates you, and how badly he wants you dead, even with no dialogue. Truly a powerful moment, incredible that Toby Fox came up with this.

[@champthephantomthief793]

Even I want him to say "DIE!" "YOU KILLED MY BROTHER,YOU RUINED MY LIFE,YOU RUINED EVERYTHING!",etc. Like Dust Sans for Example

[@dr.autismgod3538]

@@champthephantomthief793 AUs got you messed up, Sans doesn't act like that

[@tanayakale2665]

i also agree sans is really emotional there

[@dislikebot]

Touch grass please.

[@Ray-cr9wg]

@@dislikebot no, why?

[@ethanhassler2624]

The fact sans takes basically infinite damage and survives for a bit is insane

[@gneu1527]

Sans must finish the Judgement.

[@LORDMM.]

"Sans, literally too lazy to die"

[@cringecommenterlol]

@@LORDMM. "...but too lazy to stay awake in battle."

[@androidmk5987]

Hell it's implied he didn't die. The game doesn't list him as dead.

[@alpacalover0]

​@@androidmk5987 What do you mean? He turns into dust and we level up from killing him. Did he have a body double take the hit?

[@sanstheskeleton3737]

uhh...awkward...

[@drdestruction5564]

Sans imagine if your battle was 2x faster it would be impossible

[@souperpouperscouper]

This is debatably the best boss fight in gaming history and in my opinion I can’t think of a fight that even comes close to how difficult, emotional, and just how fucking cool it is. It’s a work of fine, fine art

[@abokabsa]

asriel fight in the true pasifcit route is butter in my opinion

[@mihailgorgieski8193]

@@abokabsa yes it is butter, but this one is better in my opinion

[@abokabsa]

@@mihailgorgieski8193 lol

[@lunar5842]

I agree! Fighting The Boss in MGS3 comes VERY close emotionally.

[@TheKingofZock]

there is undoubtedly better in all those 3 departments. It isnt even that hard. The best boss fight in gaming history? That opinion requires a heavy bias.

[@fishbollz]

"do you think even the worst person can change...?" "that everybody can be a good person, if they just try?" I just realized he probably said this because his brother has hope and strongly believed that everyone has a good side to them, even at his final breath. He thought about his brother from the beginning and he thought about his brother until the end. :(

[@wilale]

Papyrus doesn’t technically die, Theres evidence that he probably fakes his death but cant reincarnate out of fear of flowey wanting to kill him, after all, his head and body have seperate deaths

[@AngelTigress]

Oh lord watching Sans die makes me feel like I died with him T^T

[@skycendre257]

no matter how many time I watch it, it's ALWAYS painful. "Papyrus, do you want anything?" hits me every time. This game has such a powerful narrative, really!

[@yamsyyyy]

I can make some real life references from undertale. Maybe this has something to do with real life and all the characters in undertale are symbols to represent something from real life?

[@polkarfield]

imagine if this wasn’t a game and sans was actually giving his all. I would imagine the first half would be the same, but after saying the real fight begins all it was was him using his psychic powers to force you into a Gaster Blaster, and you would have to be incredibly lucky to survive

[@errorcringyname4044]

Nah he would do wah less just yeeting you out of the judgment hall window

[@mr.incognitoyt2235]

3DTALE: *Yeah, that's why I`m here...*

[@Sednas]

tf

[@SpunkyDunk]

As a writer of sorts, I've always found this dialogue to be nearly perfect. Gives me goosebumps even.

[@jacquesfame310]

What is sorts ?

[@wanded]

Why nearly

[@RundownSD]

@@wanded because nothing is perfect

[@cheddarsunchipsyes8144]

@@RundownSD agreed lol

[@DaylightFan4449]

makes you wonder, how powerful would Sans be if he actually trained and leveled himself up from it?

[@zhlba]

Actual no, he would just be stronger in potency, but not faster/better attacks.

[@shooby9496]

@@zhlba Well considering in this universe that training and getting stronger involves murdering the locals they would have to do a completely different take on his character to make that happen.

[@alessioguagliaz1735]

@@shooby9496 It's not necessary to kill, Undyne became stronger with training

[@faazkhan8324]

Dusttale moment

[@8theminecraftgamer]

it'd still probably be 1 damage as the protagonist would still pick up the heart locket in a genocide route and still probably one shot sans with the real knife

[@vivda3512]

Imagine how much practise that took

[@supremeoverlorde2109]

Sans's dialogue and his descension into pure, unbridled rage in this fight just give me chills. I don't think I'll ever have the guts to do a Genocide run of my own, but this is just so well done, and it shows us such a fascinating side of the Sans character.

[@WTF15TH15]

The fact that Sans turns to his dead brother, and asks him if he wants any food. It's very sad. I also never really noticed that he dies off screen, but you do gain some LV, so. Edit:I can't spell

[@demodragon6426]

You can also hear him turn to dust off screen.

[@WTF15TH15]

@@demodragon6426 big sad. Rip for sans.

[@demodragon6426]

@@WTF15TH15 RIP.

[@diverge1161]

6:19 almost got hit

[@amsc_angel621]

So close to getting hit

[@Noname-fb1mm]

Mission failed. We'll get em next time bois.

[@blazedpyro5055]

he was cheating. at 3:30 you can see the heart warp out of harms way, at distances that isnt possible without some form of cheating, the moment it wouldve taken damage.

[@riverfoux]

@@blazedpyro5055 that wasn’t a cheat, if you watched it in slow mode you would see that he never hit it

[@huntermitchell6335]

@@blazedpyro5055 Where is the warp lmfao

[@DeltaBlazin]

The moment I beat this guy was the day I thought "what if I replaced my two legendary heros with two sea teas?" The only thing that held me back from winning was the gaster blaster wheel at the very end of the fight, no matter what, I just wasn't fast enough, but the moment I used those sea teas before the second phase, I did it. It wasn't a good attempt though, not at all, not even a "okay" attempt. I BARELY beat this guy. I usually end up at the final attack with full health or near full health, but for my winning attempt, I only had like, HALF health. But I made it. Update: I beat him without the sea teas.

[@sapphireskyes3571]

Before anyone makes a comment about the last attack, when Sans throws you around you AUTOMATICALLY take 36 UNAVOIDABLE damage, so the fight can't be done DAMAGELESS, but it can be done no hit. The only route that can be done damageless is neutral.

[@saniaaf2251]

One question: when's the inevitable damage in pacifist route tho?

[@thatcringelord]

@@saniaaf2251 Asriel is pure RNG in the second phase and if that doesn't hit you than she has an attack that lasers the entire box. I mean, dodge that. Impossible. Flowey (final boss for Neutral) *is* possible to no-hit, but the RNG you need is also insane so a No-Hit is almost impossible.

[@saniaaf2251]

@@thatcringelord Asriel is actually a he, but yeah, I got your point

[@thatcringelord]

@@saniaaf2251 bruh yeah

[@Goldend_]

Actually you can't do any route damageless. In neutral omega flowey beams you and stabs you. In pacifist Asriel damages you until you're at basically no health, and then sans throws you around in genocide.

[@Nubble]

This is just 2 guys trying to hit each other

[@ghost-sk3wf]

i was really blown away when sans' dialouge revealed that this was first try.

[@KomaedasOneTrueHope]

That first attack is still epic than his "Huh, always wonder why people never use their strongest attack first" than the Battle theme playing. I freaking love it it gets me hyped up

[@Xelaria]

At this point if the game it’s not you fighting sans. It’s sans fighting you. That’s why he can dodge, and that’s why the music if your boss theme, and not his. Because he isn’t the megalomaniac. At one point in the route you become a anti-hero to a genuine villain.

[@dijatoll]

that papyrus do u want anything almost had me in tears

[@spefor-rx]

The moment when Sans realized you are his final boss.

[@highvoltage103]

Props to ya for beating the fight at all. I could never do so although I did get to the second phase a few times.

[@derangedcrouton1864]

Practice by playing the bad time simulator. It really helped me

[@highvoltage103]

Well, that's not going to happen. I tried my best. Is all I can do.

[@highvoltage103]

I did manage to beat it a few times later in the year. Nowadays I lose at the very last part of the last attack.

[@crangejo]

Then sans' plan was a complete success. To cheat in combat, to tire you out, until you eventually lose your DETERMINATION, and your grasp on the world... He defeated you. And that is not a bad thing

[@reviewer945]

The fact anyone in the universe can to a flawless Sans fight is Truly Amazing.

[@wooblydooblygod3857]

... what?

[@reviewer945]

@@wooblydooblygod3857 Do I respond?

[@Toy-Bonnie.]

@@reviewer945 i mean...

[@reviewer945]

@@Toy-Bonnie. What do you mean?

[@user-zv8li5ix7t]

@@reviewer945 ummm... You see..

[@them3lon8r72]

I absolutely hate how I'm apparently the only person who goes down to dodge the lasers towards the end of his opening attack

[@skylo706]

Sans is such an amazing character, I would really like seeing characters like him in other games as well

[@TheUltimateMilkChannel]

When you realized it’s just sans and Greggles trying to hit each other **insert Spider-Man meme here**

[@blaster1318]

Undertale: by Toby Fox Annoying dog: by Toby dog.

[@skyguy675]

I really like the context of this fight. Sans is completely demoralised by the pointlessness of continuous resets that he is basically the weakest creature in the game, but is compelled to try and stop you because suddenly there will be consequences if he doesn't - the game would stop with him and everyone he loves dead. But the only way he can stand against you is by using under-handed and subversive methods. The whole config rpg battle hud isn't for your sake as player, it's literally how the momsters see things as they fight. And it's very telling that Sans cares so little for the conventions of battle he uses his strongest attack first; he moves out of the way of your swing animation; his attacks do continuous damage of 1 point; he attacks your icon on the menu screen; he insta kills you should you attempt (or pretend) to make amends; and his magnum opus is just to never let it be your turn. It's all clever ways to circumvent the fact he is the weakest opponent you will fight. His motivation is also really ingenious: he's not trying to kill you because he knows you'll just reset and pop back - just present you with a challenge so difficult that you can't move past him. That way there's a chance you'll reset the game and bring everyone back.

[@MsTheawesomeshow]

Ngl I would do a Genocide run just to experience this fight in its original context

[@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice]

That's exactly what you're not supposed to do lol. At least in-game.

[@timberd1513]

@@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice my gosh you’re pretty old

[@fw_glory2391]

@@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice wdym "not" supposed to do

[@Sednas]

@@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice no such thing as "not supposed to do" you can do whatever the fuck you want it's a game I bought it I'll do what I want.

[@PauperoftheFishies]

@@Sednas exactly People need to remember, saying how someone *should* play the game is the entire reason Markiplier quit playing it at first

[@gameraddict1550]

Better than KZbin rewind.

[@danelissantiago4245]

Everything is better than rewind

[@gamesfan290]

@@danelissantiago4245 I think you meant "anything" instead of "everything" you're absolutely correct, by the way...

[@Parsa_Discordia]

yup

[@S.A.MTheMan]

Well done! This must’ve taken days of preparation and practice.

[@ryancosta633]

here is dialogues of sans if someone needs it : 1 heya 2 you've been busy, huh? 3 so, i've got a question for ya 4 do you think even the worst person can change...? 5 that everybody can be a good person, if they just try? 6 heh heh heh heh... 7 all right. 8 well, here's a better question. 9 do you wanna have a bad time? 10 'cause if you take another step forward... 11 you are REALLY not going to like what happens next. 12 welp. 13 sorry, (username). 14 this is why i never make promises. 15 it's a beautiful day outside. 16 birds are singing. flowers are blooming... 17 on days like these, kids like you... 18 should be burning in heck. *FIRST ATTACK OF SANS* 19 huh. 20 always wondered why people never use their strongest attack first. *BATTLE STARTS* 21 what? you think i'm just gonna stand there and take it? *attack* 22 our reports showed a massive anomaly in the timespace continuum time lines jumping left and right stopping and starting *attacks* 23 until suddenly. everything ends. *attack* 24 heh heh heh... that's your fault isn't it? *attack* 25 you can't understand how this feels. *attack* 26 knowing that one day, without any warning... it's all going to be reset. *attack* 27 look. i gave up trying to go back a long time ago *attack* 28 and getting to the surface doesn't really appeal anymore, either. *attack* 29 cause even if we do... we'll just end up right back here, without any memory of it, right? *attack* 30 to be blunt... it makes it kind of hard to give it my all. *attack* 31 ...or is that just a poor excuse for being lazy...? heck if i know. *attack* 32 all i know is...seeing what comes next... i can't afford not to care anymore. *attack* *SANS SPARING* 33 ugh...that being said... 34 you, uh, really like swinging that thing around, huh? 35 ...listen. i know you didn't answer me before but... 36 somewhere in there. i can feel it. 37 there's a glimmer of a good person inside of you. 38 the memory of someone who once wanted to do the right thing. 39 someone who, in another time might have even been...a friend? 40 c'mon, buddy. do you remember me? 41 please, if you're listening...let's forget all this, ok? 42 just lay down your weapon, and... 43 well, my job will be a lot easier. (*sans is sparing you...spare sans? YES OR NO?) *SANS SPARING* 44 welp, it was worth a shot. 45 guess you like doing things the hard way, huh? *attack* 46 sounds strange, but before all this i was secretly hoping we could be friends. 47 i always thought the anomaly was doing this cause they were unhappy. 48 and when they got what they wanted they would stop all this. *attack* 49 and maybe all they needed was...i dunno. 50 some good food, some bad laughs, some nice friends. *attacks* 59 but that's ridiculous, right? 60 yeah, you're the type of person who won't EVER be happy. *attack* 61 you'll keep consuming timelines over and over until... 62 well. 63 hey. 64 take it from me, kid. 65 someday... 66 you gotta learn when to QUIT *attack* 67 and that day's TODAY. *attack* 68 cause... y'see 68 all this fighting is really tiring me out. *attack* 69 and if you keep pushing me... 70 then i'll be forced to use my Special Attack. *attack* 71 yeah, my Special Attack. sound familiar? 72 well, get ready. cause after the next move, i'm going to use it. 73 so, if you don't wanna see it, now would be a good time to die. *attack* 74 well, here goes nothing... 75 are you ready? 76 survive THIS, and i'll show you my Special Attack! *A LOT OF ATTACKS* *and sans is tired out* 77 huff... puff... 78 all right. that's it. 79 it's time for my Special Attack. 80 are you ready? 81 here goes nothing. 82 yep. 83 that's right. 84 it's literally nothing. 85 and it's not gonna be anything. either. 86 heh heh heh...ya get it? 87 i know i can't beat you. 88 one of your turns... 89 you're just gonna kill me. 90 so, uh. 91 i've decided... 92 it's not gonna BE your turn. ever. 93 i'm just gonna keep having MY turn until you give up. 94 even if it means we have to stand here until the end of time. 95 capiche? 96 you'll get bored here. 97 if you haven't gotten bored already, i mean. 98 and then, you'll finally quit. *silence for 10 seconds* 99 i know your type. 100 you're, uh, very determined, aren't you? 101 you'll never give up, even if there's, uh... 102 absolutely NO benefit to persevering whatsoever. 103 if i can make that clear. 104 no matter what, you'll just keep going. 105 not out of any desire for good or evil... 106 but just because you think you can. 107 and because you "can"... 108 ...you "have to." *slience* 109 but now, you've reached the end. 110 there is nothing left for you now. 111 so, uh, in my personal opinion... 112 the most "determinated" thing you can do here? 113 is to, uh, completely give up. 114 and...(yawn) do literally anything else. *SILENCE AND SANS IS GETTING SLEEPING* 115 heh, didja really think you would be... *AND SANS GET HIT* 116 ... 117 ... 118 ... 119 so... 120 guess that's it, huh? 121 ... 122 just... 123 don't say i didn't warn you. 124 welp. 125 i'm going to grillby's. *sans going to grillby's* 126 papyrus, do you want anything? *AND SANS IS DEAD AND THE PLAYER WHO KILLED HIM WIN* the end...

[@v.wrld777]

yo thanks for this i enjoy reading on comments more for some reason

[@v.wrld777]

i dont remember commenting this

[@M_Chen333]

Merg: Finally, a worthy opponent. Our battle will be legendary

[@xanosghoul]

I love how the funny skeleton's response to genocide is dubstep and the impossible game.

[@daiyahigashikata]

bruh where's the dubstep

[@mihailgorgieski8193]

Funny skeleton -> Sans, dubstep -> Megalovania(prob cus there isn't any other music). This is the translation for the guy who asked /\

[@daiyahigashikata]

@@mihailgorgieski8193 megalovania isn't dubstep though

[@mihailgorgieski8193]

@@daiyahigashikata I know, but there isn't any other music in the vid so he must mean Megalovania

[@daiyahigashikata]

@@mihailgorgieski8193 i know they meant megalovania, i was just asking them why they thought it was dubstep

[@namelessnavnls8060]

"just lay down your weapon, and... well, my job will be a lot easier." Clever foreshadowing for how Sans will legit destroy you if you accept his "mercy" offer. It's also not very subtle, if you think about it and know what will happen. I think the screen blinking black afterwards between each attack may also be the way the game prevents Sans from just hitting the player with unavoidable attacks. The only time he's able to do that is when the player _chooses_ to spare him. Otherwise, it's an unfair fight if he can attack unfairly with no consequences or way for the player to escape or avoid it. Although maybe not. Because Sans seems to use it later to just disorient and confuse the player instead.

[@shady8045]

I didn't notice you were deliberately uploading it because it was no damage, I thought you were just a god at videogames and were just doing a normal showcase so I was like "wait does he NEVER get hit omg". Great job either way

[@kraftykat4496]

This fight means so much more when you know who sans is as his character. Hes a lazy jokester, yet hes also one of the hardest bosses in the game! It doesn't make sense, but thats what makes the fight so much more intriguing. You would constantly ask, "how am I getting killed by SANS"

[@squishmac]

Wow, good job

[@christopherroche9893]

goddamnit, you're a MONSTER if you can get through this ending and feel good about it.

[@hectorcantu6344]

Sans is such a cool character, I mean in a game full of great characters I think we can all agree he stands as one of if not the best character in the game, the mystery of him, the way he can just do things that he shouldn't be able to, know things he shouldn't, and just his whole vibe make him one of my favorite characters of all time in any medium

[@trolol288]

Yo wtf this was uploaded exactly 3 years ago! Of all the days I decide to watch it.

[@salviohexia7348]

i wanna ask someting

[@trulyfog]

for me exactly 5 years ago!

[@tanayakale2665]

@@trulyfog kinda

[@madster01]

THIS VIDEO IS SO LIT! I must make a shoutout for you!!

[@tanayakale2665]

You deserve more subs

[@curiouslightie]

1:10 is where the actual fight begins

[@Abyss8564]

Sans: trying to beat us with boredom bc we are "trapped there" Us: literally outside the game (much more than a game honestly) and has the power of AFK while that universe is all he knows.

[@__alexn__3548]

WHY DOES YOU ONLY HAVE 164 SUBS! YOU DID A NO HIT SANS RUN!

[@thetrustedadvisor1]

It’s scary for sans bc he’s the last hope for all the monster and I feel bad for him he’s legandary

[@zodiacaldawn]

This man is insane

[@keldreamer9327]

i like how sans literally cheats but still is considered the strongest. Man just gave up on fight rules.

[@romailbabar9023]

Bro actual legend

[@bluefootwalking]

It's a beautiful day outside. Birds are singing, flowers are blooming.... On days like this...kids like you... Should be supporting THE METS, BABY, THE METS! Let's go Mets! Gotta love The Mets! 3 Strikes, you're out! Love The Mets!

[@Darkoriax17]

This legit feels like a prologue to Last Breath (The next SAVE) “…I don’t get it. …you proved I can’t do anything to you. But you still come back…do I really even need to fight you? …it won’t matter anyways. Let’s just…pretend we never saw each other, okay?” (The “human” shoves their knife into his back) “…not even…gonna let me go free after I…decided to walk away? …that’s…pretty cold.” (Several runs later) “…honestly, I don’t really care anymore. You wanna fight or just…get it over with?” (The “monster” is presented with a choice. And then proceeds to cut him down) “Figures…heh…you got more important things to do…right? …like breaking another world?” (Somewhere past the 30th run) “…we already know the drill…but let me ask you something first.” (The Demon stops, intrigued by this sudden twist) “…what happens when somebody who already knows the outcome…is faced with something unexpected?” (The Demon looks confused, wondering why the comedian chooses now to bluff.) “…you think I’m bluffing don’t you? …let’s just get this over with” (Cue the beginning of Last Breath)

[@27yearsago41]

It's beautiful day outside. The birds are singing. The flowers are blooming... Until suddenly, you realized. This video is NO HIT.

[@spazman6627]

Cool that must have been really hard to do that

[@DjShini]

The sound of the beams are just sooooo GOOD!!! 🤓

[@tanayakale2665]

Gaster Blasters not beams

[@treytonpoling1356]

@@tanayakale2665 what would you describe them as, then

[@BoogsNStuff]

Hey, is it alright if I use a portion of this footage in a video of my own that references the sans fight? I'll make sure to credit you and include a link back here. Thanks!

[@greggles8997]

ye

[@faazkhan8324]

Can we just have a moment of silence because he RESETS AFTER THE FIGHT

[@AlastorAltruistGaming]

This boss took me 2 Goddamn days to attempt before I finally said “I quit,” yet you beat this boss flawlessly. What the fuck!?

[@ShovelLettuce]

Dude, I just realized oogway's whole thing about "a man often meet his destiny on the road he takes to avoid it" applies to how sans tried to avoid his death

[@rustyguacamoleaf7319]

The damage where Sans throws you around is unavoidable, but you cannot die from it.

[@anonymirs6410]

“Our reports” Sans are you with the TVA or something????

[@kamzu8083]

happy new year too man 8:33

[@FeraliGabriel]

Awesome

[@AdaSpaND]

are you a god?

[@user-kx8pu6ys5i]

No he's a merg

[@sorrydiscontinuedchannel4978]

Makmur Sejahtera TRUE!

[@sparklestorm1236]

I think the line about giving up on going back is about timelines, not the surface, because he was talking about timelines.

[@risakom1264]

Happy new year

[@yubelsthirdeye]

Sans's monologue is the really long winded version of "nothing matters lmao" and I love it

[@Supperdude9]

He calls out the player for being a video game player. That even if the player did the good ending, the true pacifist route, that they ultimately may only undo everything, bring them back to being trapped, just so they could selfishly spend time with the Undertale crew. To Sans, it's his life, the life of his brother, and the lives of everyone else underground that the player is, well, playing with. Sans just wants you to do the good ending and leave them alone afterwards. That's all he wants. Yet he has detected what you've been doing. That his life is your plaything. This is the one time he lets out his frustration against the player for playing games.

[@araya1671]

You're a wizard.

[@daniellespelios3110]

I luv this

[@dannilive2967]

0:44 You know you done fucked up when sans uses caps.

[@omgaby1357]

This is the best special power ever

[@makoawright3254]

I feel like sans is easy in the sense that his boss fight is incredibly structured and feels very precise not that hes easy or anything but once you learn his patterns and how his attacks work he becomes much easier

[@JustaRandomDude1812]

This Brings me Ptsd as i Almost gave up The genocide route Twice because of his fight, And This makes me nervous For Fighting Him and not taking a single hit, Even knowing in the title, Fortunately I beat him, i'm never trying this again... for now

[@ChristIsKing2299]

600th sub

[@percycipher1744]

PAIN

[@tanayakale2665]

...

[@joyjohnsoni3lu677]

At the end... Him: Quitting. Me: *OH THANK FUCKING GOD.* P.s. I KNOW I AM LATE

[@tommyvo1740]

If you dodge all of Sans’ attacks expect his telekinesis powers to hit you all the white box that the soul that you control is in after killing a lot of innocent monsters in the underground and also no hit from every monster if no hit from every monster that you meet, that means you are the true evil. And I like it. 😈

[@jetragnarok2075]

So, he is aware that this happens, so he could have trained for it in some time-line, and be stronger than this in some time-line, and we still beat him.