Flayon´s JACKED IRL BODY IMPRESSED Altare and Bettel on their OFF-COLLAB!【Holostars EN| Holo Tempus】

One thing we learned from this off-collab is that Flayon is built like a unit, that´s fore sure lol
Timestamps:
00:00 - Intro
00:09 - Flayon is just groping him
00:17 - Flayon´s got the biggest chest he has ever seen
00:44 - Flayon is naturally BUILT
01:06 - Flayon is TOO powerful
01:35 - Kiss me 💀
01:52 - You have an ass or you´re f*cking it? 💀💀💀
02:06 - You´re getting cucked 💀💀💀
02:12 - Are you gaslighting me?
02:45 - Flayon traumatized Bettel lmfaooooo
03:52 - Flayon is scary
04:02 - "I got an hernia from his hug"
04:28 - "He cured my scoliosis"
04:39 - Bettel is literally dying
05:02 - Run Axel, RUN!
05:23 - "No wonder you don´t like men" 💀💀💀
06:05 - Are you looking at his butt?...
06:50 - Outro
-Source: [OFF COLLAB Watermelon Game /スイカゲーム] Dying.
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-Members:
/ @machinaxflayon
/ @gavisbettel
/ @regisaltare
- Twitter accounts:
/ machinaxflayon
/ gavisbettel
/ regisaltare
-Outro music: 【Banzoin Hakka】 アイドル - IDOL / YOASOBI【歌ってみた】
• アイドル - IDOL / YOASOBI ...
#hololiveen #holostarsen #machinaxflayon #gavisbettel #regisaltare #holotempus #holostars #vtuber #malevtuber #hololiveenglish #hololive

[@Yes-gc7hm]

just bros doin bro things

[@isseihyodo6790]

Ye, no homo

[@Luigiman_95]

Just guys being dudes.

[@noobie3939]

Just some time with the homies

[@mk_rexx]

It's a normal thing between guys when you first met them, you shoot a film of your white substance to his face and handle him like a ragdoll while soulful funk music is playing in the background. Just a bro thing.

[@Verdugo_Arulaq]

@@Luigiman_95what’s better than this? Hologuys being holodudes!

[@TythenK]

So it's official. Flayon's IRL is a muscle man giga chad.

[@Fanimati0n]

Always has been

[@JorgeMetal579]

*muscular bottom

[@jerryqueer]

​@@JorgeMetal579nah, hes verse

[@redline841]

Wanna know who else is a muscle man giga Chad?

[@max_uwu__]

Altare and Flayon: saying hi to Axel and saying they love him Bettel: Save yourself, Axel

[@DrunkenEros]

Flayon seemed to embody chaotic bisexual energy here lmao

[@bestenstarrie7951]

Is he actually or? Cuz i agree lmao

[@mikageliker]

@@bestenstarrie7951 as far as i know, flayon said that he is attracted to femininity and androgyny but he has said nothing about wanting to label himself and therefore has not called himself bisexual if he's ever said that and i'm not aware of it then i can stand corrected but yeah it doesn't seem like he's ever called himself that from my knowledge

[@Fanimati0n]

​@mikageliker he's said he's not straight, but doesn't really have any label for it & doesn't feel the need to seek one out. So just queer is enough

[@mikageliker]

@@Fanimati0n that is pretty much what i said lol thx though

[@Fanimati0n]

@@mikageliker I was clarifying further

[@crudlucasconsigliere4084]

This is literally an "anime girls in the bath" conversation. I didn't know those were real.

[@Fanimati0n]

He was literally the drunk girl fondling the other girls' breasts

[@Jazmin-yv8cr]

AJJAJAJAJAJAJ

[@cestli4999]

LMAOOOOO

[@Tenraio]

Sometimes the strongest man just wants to be a cute, strong lil'boy. Their soul is just not in the right body.

[@mintosnake4290]

Aww that's cute

[@chickenflippers]

I didn't expect Flayon to be buff! Oh my.

[@Fanimati0n]

Hes been telling us that he's built since day one

[@curious.maddie]

you should watch his ring fit stream lol

[@cryingbball]

I can’t believe flayon’s not a twink

[@apersoninthecomments9880]

based on his voice you'd think he is a twinkie bar but I guess voices can be deceiving 😁

[@frey439]

Serious question anyone ever see his roomate real body somewhere maybe, just for science👀

[@Darkagma]

When women complain that men don't talk about anything else other than chests... They are actually right.

[@fosterbennington6405]

Homies hanging out in the dungeons

[@abadabadooo]

flayon is one of those people you still can't believe is real even after meeting them

[@Sharkie03]

*remembers flayon’s ringfit adventure stream* Yeah, he’s strong alright

[@mentecato666]

I would love to see some clips of it!

[@fist-of-doom487]

I remember a long time ago learning two important things first is that natural strength is an actual thing. Genetics play a part in it but some people are just born unable to be weak, second is that you can actually measure your natural strength. Curl up your arm and feel the muscles in your forearm. How tough that muscle is and show your natural strength. I found out I’m one of those people because I can’t get fat, worst I get is a bit of a beer belly, I’ve always had huge shoulders, and I’m good at every sport I’ve tried despite hating sports. My sisters are the same way and apparently it’s because me and my sisters practically have the genetics of a racehorse. My mom did a DNA test and found out that both sides have a natural inclination for athletics. I’m literally built different

[@caitlinjane92]

Not only does Flayon seem super buff irl, but he apparently gives bear hugs. Hearing Bettel describe how Flayon can't tell how hard he squeezes people he hugs was actually super adorable.

[@dalgona4819]

Kinda expected flayon to be fit af considering how this guy did ring fit stream while hardly losing his breath

[@SrulyCh]

Damn Flayon not being a twink is giving me whiplash 😂😂

[@blueriverbane69]

twunk confirmed

[@zulyxariffin1243]

ngl... when i first know flayon is friend with dopio, the first thing come to my mind is they're workout together sometime... but i don't expect flayon got a buff body😂

[@PrometheusV2]

“Am I just a content machine to you-“ “Yes.”

[@kuuluna]

Now the femboy makes more sense. Imagine him cosplaying himself but jack as f and no one will bats an eye if it's the real him

[@WillieG-jh6jz]

This is such a bro stream. Every bro chill out session do be like this

[@miss.mercurial]

Wait so is Flayon like....a little dwarf/gnome? Built but tiny? Lmao

[@einszweidrei486]

his character is but he's not that small irl

[@cleeiii357]

He's built like Rock and Stone!

[@yunniekal]

He's pretty tall irl it seems if he swinging bettel around. Like shinri tall it seems

[@gencarlozo8018]

@@yunniekal wait how did u find this out,,, did he say this on stream LOL

[@Manilove223]

​@@yunniekalno hes still short, Bettel isn't that tall either, he can still swing him when short

[@betasail3183]

“No wonder you don’t like men.” 😂

[@raeoverhere923]

Flayon embodies the true ace experience, so much chaos in such a smol boi

[@YourTypicalMental]

They joke but Flayon being jacked would be canon as a mech pilot. In many respects, Fighter pilots and Formula one drivers have to be at a greater physical peak than their respective peers in order to tolerate the g-forces subjected onto them.

[@ManaAkainu]

i love that the boys are very observant XDD good content for artists (cough cough)

[@cripplinganimedepression9902]

Ofc he's friends with Doppio lol

[@cleeiii357]

Flay got dem mountain dwarf physique.

[@tsurifisher]

The most cute and femboy avatar has the most buff man behind it. Beautiful

[@0menV1per]

Flayon reminds me of like one of those really fluffy cats or like an orange cat..

[@merciless972]

Just homies showing homie love

[@IvyAltdrachen]

straightest holostars stream

[@harya7517]

Goddamn, the boys are high... that's some strange medicine they took

[@Steve-YT383]

I did not have jack-ed Flayon on my bingo card. Meanwhile Bettel has multi-bingo streak going.

[@naraiah994]

WTH, is Flayon built like his robot instead of his model? O_O

[@senny-]

Lore update: The real Flayon is the robot. His human body is just his sort of the extension of his machine soul.

[@Manilove223]

Models arent always the same as their real bodies no

[@TheOuchee]

​@@Manilove223Noel's is

[@Manilove223]

@@TheOuchee don't know who that is, but yes, I did say not always, some are

[@descrates3545]

​@@Manilove223 you don't know Noel? The knight in hololive, debuted in gen 3?

[@ClaireCrowles]

Bless you for the clip, that stream was truly an absolute gem, for multiple reasons ggjdhfjgahahahah The funniest thing is that those were *not* the wildest things Flay said on that stream. One in particular absolutely destroyed Bettel's lungs from laughing too hard, and it was by far the most yabai one. Still haven't found any clips of it tho, maybe because it was easy to miss 😂 (Hint: it was immediately after Altare said "what does rum taste like", idk at which timestamp tho)

[@Micahmancer]

i thought you were talking about Altare saying "it's in my pants" 😂

[@Micahmancer]

i finally fucking found it 31:53 in the vod :")

[@derpedfox]

When the femboy is buff

[@pi5927]

He's not a femboy, he's a femMAN

[@frey439]

​@@pi5927the gigachad twink lol

[@theTrueLinkC]

If i knew a few things about flayon by what they said it 1- hes buffed 2- hes tall or beeg 3- hes hugs hurts like hell cause he crushes you

[@AFKei]

Well, that explains a lot! Flayon comes out of his Ring Fit streams little worse for wear.

[@souleaterevans4589]

I am so, SO genuinely curious what the thruline for Flay was with not liking French toast, being gay, and men being wet cats. That man's brain does some amazing things sometimes

[@matasa7463]

Flay is a strong lad huh?

[@Reydriel]

He was able to pick up Altare like he weighed nothing, dude is strong lol

[@ClaireCrowles]

Probably unironically the strongest Tempus member after gramps

[@Manilove223]

Yup, he did mention it a lot, his rung fit stream also kinda showed that too

[@Laury2Seas]

Flayon is gonna pick up Shinri next. I wait for the day.

[@Angel-ek4kl]

I would love to get squished around Flayon's strong arms... I mean what?

[@mayushark5609]

🤨

[@DatManuka]

I love tempus

[@Jazmin-yv8cr]

Ví este comentario en twitter y creo que le va a la perfección: esta es como la versión masculina de lo que los hombres piensan que son las pijamadas de mujeres

[@senny-]

Why does the entire stream have this big sexual tension

[@m1garandMUSIC]

because it does

[@VampireSentoki56]

because flayon

[@dimetrodon2250]

The (apparently not so) little red gremlin was there, of course there's going to be sexual tension.

[@taehyungisanangel234]

Bc flayon was so flirty and touchy af lmaoo

[@Volgalist]

Because dudes hanging out.

[@communismwithgiggles2515]

Why are there so many twink Vtubers who are beefcakes irl?

[@dashelegy]

The only way to get a nice butt is to work out, the muscles are byproduct

[@AceBattleStorm]

Twink designs appeal the most to anime fans as a whole

[@Jazmin-yv8cr]

Is for the voice, I think If I see a buff model whit a cute femboy voice it was weird ajja

[@lileenleen]

You need to be extremely disciplined to be a good vtuber, and intentionally staying fit is another disciplined activity.

[@pillbugjam]

they're so silly

[@CrimsonLadyVT]

I'm so happy for Altare and Flayon ❤️😭 mannnnn

[@AstromanShuffle]

Sounds like Flayon should have gotten the Shinri model.

[@zuzoozuzoozu]

the bro-est conversation ever.

[@Absbor]

Flayon is just a gremlin. noted

[@fuwabnuuy]

0:23 Don't mind me, just saving this for myself after work

[@kampfermachio-tama1551]

He got that Asta build, short bot swole

[@sonibrahmana5814]

Some corrections. 5:12 Flayon said "War of The Worlds", that one alien movie. And I think on 6:39 Altare said "I hate men", which might give a little bit of a context about the french toast.

[@scuffedgravyboat]

guys bein dudes

[@trythis6776]

Most normal boys talk

[@decora6260]

Soo .. flayon is that curious energetic little brother 😂😂

[@Butter_Warrior99]

Just dude being dudes.

[@tohkia8840]

I do that with my bros too 😂 the bro energy is to powerful 😂

[@chaoticautistic7113]

Whos flirting harder, "kiss me" Altair or handsy Flayon?

[@linokuma6559]

10 pm boys conversation

[@takaradachi]

0:05 LMFAO ALTARE WHAT

[@teenyassassin2758]

he's world building xD

[@lyle_marie_ceniza]

normal homies stuff 😂

[@kiarakagelia261]

Father Altare give up 🤣🤣

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

i love me my jacked men.

[@teenyassassin2758]

noice

[@Colopty]

Ah yes, what women think the men's locker room is like

[@Chica56]

Small boy is strong boy???????

[@velfare]

Why is altare behind 😏

[@rainbowsalt--.]

He's probably cheating Them:

[@rasbora7804]

So he's like VladNCL

[@emmaleecollado6114]

Were they in the same room?

[@suto9233]

Flayon built like a dwarf

[@eggtama]

im so late but what's he grabbing at 1:26 ..

[@Mouse_mochigreentea]

Ugh oh should hakka be jealous of flayon flirting with bettel?

[@VoicelessEchoes]

Jealous of which one 🤨

[@Mouse_mochigreentea]

@@VoicelessEchoes hmmmmm that's a good question 🧐

[@VampireSentoki56]

they all have two hands

[@Jazmin-yv8cr]

F Hakkas need offcollab whit his two wife too

[@Mouse_mochigreentea]

@@Jazmin-yv8cr yea they do but idk if they can handle being in the same room after that "marriage therapy" they did a few months ago *trys not to laugh*

[@chaoskillerg7515]

so... flayon is luca or doppio of Holostar tempus?

[@Nesteeaaaaaaa]

Huh!?

[@oompalumpus699]

Is he jacked wide or jacked slim?

[@Fanimati0n]

Based on how he's described himself, he's a lot more toned. Like, he's muscular, but not grotesquely so

[@annie.V.]

If you want the forbidden knowledge: (He’s jacked slim and 5’10)

[@Jazmin-yv8cr]

​@@annie.V. ohhh thank you😮

[@alliance5873]

@@annie.V. where did you get this forbidden knowledge

[@seasnow6073]

​@@alliance5873in the last twitchcon, 4 of them including magni are there and if u know how to find them u would find them. They are not exactly super private with their other persona after all

[@TheOuchee]

Flayon is a dwarfchad?

[@monster86897]

Bruh, this is a perfect thing for me to watch in the morning. I have now woken up thx to the video, and this video is hilarious to me. Can I get the link to the off collob please🥹

[@dondonlovesyou]

I love offcollabs 🥹 I'm so happy the boys hang out behind the scenes and get along so well