Flight of the Conchords I'm not crying

[@An_Arbitrary_Miscellany]

"How come we're at a fork in the road, and yet it cuts like a knife" has got to be one of the greatest lines recorded by NZ's fourth most popular comedy folk double-act.

[@sagganuts18]

"I'm sitting at this table called love staring down at the irony of life" adds too it too. Just cutleries word plays all around

[@Matthew-LAMF]

@criszis woosh

[@radbradke]

It’s definitely top three

[@MikhailDSouzaD]

@@radbradke Depending on the street

[@vichobocho]

They're now the biggest NZ band, mostly because all NZ bands are one man acts, like paul and rachel

[@Kristen-i2v]

My boyfriend passed away in February of 2022. This was our favorite show. His birthday is coming up. Im definitely not crying

[@WilsonMuir-z1d]

He had wonderful taste too, so sad to hear of your tragic loss.

[@zachwinningham]

The "ha..ha, ha ha" harmony is epic.

[@edblackaby2078]

The whole song is epic

[@oglatnik]

Yes

[@aporue5893]

reminds me of the beegees 🤣👍

[@bewaboo9594]

My teacher asked my class what song makes you cry I respond with this, She searched it up in class and everyone was laughing their head off.

[@idontknowanymore5065]

You are the choosen one.

[@Char-weee]

That's great😅😂😂

[@Alec0124]

pleaaase please! don't tell my mates!

[@josiahbahuaud2294]

I would have said Hervé Roy’s Lover’s Theme. 🤣

[@navimajora19]

Lmfao. Dude, I had 4 beers tonight and I'm sobering up a bit but after reading this I just couldn't help but bust out laughing so damn loud. Thank God I'm alone in the house right now. Lmaooooo

[@JayWalkerOnline]

That is the most passionate "I am making a lasagna" I've ever heard.

[@satchm0999]

for one

[@inexplicable01]

This song is like truly one of the most poetic and truthful songs about breakups. I feel like it doesnt get enough merit just because it's also humorous.

[@isaacb3003]

I guess it’s like a piss take of I’m not in love by 10cc

[@Ali-kb8gr]

I agree. It's funny but also tragic.

[@Kristen-i2v]

Hurt feelings as well lol i listen to that song when i legit have hurt feelings to make me feel better

[@octaviobumble5245]

Flight of the Conchords' music is not only parody but actually quality songs.

[@AlpineJoe33]

Huge shout out to the cameraman who got the beat-perfect focus switches at 2:22

[@bluntfist]

Damn, thanks for pointing that out! Really cool

[@yaboiaxel7115]

Damn I didn’t even notice that lol

[@DavidAsh42]

serious focussing skiiillls!

[@seventesprit3000]

"So what does this thing do?" turns the focus wheel back and forth "I guess nothing."

[@locus3392]

nice

[@noahking3723]

How come we've reached this fork in the road, and yet it cuts like a KNIFE?

[@thoughtprocessRI]

They are cuttin' me up with these cutlery puns. I wish they'd just cut it out and we could spoon for awhile.

[@LunaVee3435]

you mean you wish that somebody could please remove these cutleries from your knees?

[@killabeans]

Poetic af!

[@Aimlessartist]

Noah King genius

[@oglatnik]

Lol

[@ricksanchez5949]

Can't believe I missed out on this one until I watched Pirates in an Adventure with Scientists today. Wonderful tune.

[@That0neGuy20XX]

My man!

[@notanonymous3976]

@@That0neGuy20XX just watched that movie again. loved that legend of a movie as a kid.

[@matthewponce8706]

That movie is amazing

[@matthewhutchinson9353]

I discovered it the same way. That was such a good movie

[@zetaro05]

you can't break my heart, its liquid, and it melted when i met you.

[@Robinbrann1]

+zetaro05 There's just to many good quotes in this song, fucking brilliant.

[@carlosgabrielg.aquino5037]

I didnt hear it when listening to this where is it?

[@zetaro05]

i think it was in the show, they say it before beginning this song, not sure if this vid has it

[@mondaymornings8123]

I'm usually more charismatic than this.

[@drywater8833]

Woah... that's deep...

[@kovyiscool]

I'm. Making. A lasagna!... For one :(

[@kateslays3517]

kovyiscool literally my favorite part

[@Skindoggiedog]

Worst line in the whole song.

[@cheeseytacotime9380]

yes my favorite

[@sharpchivers2672]

Skindoggiedog *Best line in the whole song.

[@macnsteez3938]

Devastating

[@normamcmanus1139]

The Pirate Captain brought me here. Love the film Pirates Band of Misfits. This song is perfect for the film.

[@JoshuaRoss2]

Lasagna is also such an impossible meal to make for one. From cooking time to portion size. He made a lasagna for 4, planned to spread it out over the week and ate it in four sittings on the same evening to numb the feelings.

[@earcrust]

i make lasagna for one. get your facts straight buddy reported

[@earcrust]

bozo

[@kunoislayr3651]

Lmao

[@lacollis]

Loool😂

[@DarthDimmadome]

When he said: “I’m making a lasagna for one” I felt that 💔

[@acasualbeancan246]

Darth Dimmadome It’s alright pal. We all did.

[@JoshuaRoss2]

Lasagna is also such an impossible meal to make for one. From cooking time to portion size. He made a lasagna for 4, planned to spread it out over the week and ate it in four sittings on the same evening to numb the feelings.

[@lilyeldred4429]

Me to me too

[@dragons_hook]

To this day, I've still never heard of lasagna being made with onions, lol

[@teegamew766]

@@JoshuaRoss2 jesus fking captain.

[@sophialambert6320]

I knoe this is silly, but this is unironically a masterpiece

[@Manonthe3up]

R.I.P. Two-Faced.

[@Manonthe3up]

Eliminated by Vlinny in a best of three in Smash,

[@schlongdonger2183]

rip

[@SonicChaocc]

She lives on in anyones Tomodachi life game

[@OcarinaLink24]

SonicChaocc mine for example. She still wouldn’t go out with Vinny there either

[@SabedMakoMeowMixSong]

Walrus mmmmmm

[@zerocool1344]

Damn I can't believe how old this is now. I miss being young. I'm not crying...

[@oohbaguette299]

It’s just raining.... on my face.

[@Dunderslag]

It's from 2007. If you think this is old you still know nothing about aging.

[@OriginalDrGonzo]

Lmao you are undoubtedly still young. Kids these days. Come back in 40 years.

[@chrisholloway4724]

Good, I’m not crying either

[@denzelnoname4775]

When polly almost gets eaten by queen victoria and goes extinct

[@tarynwilson1223]

Yes!!!😄😄😄

[@pollyussher9270]

Denzel Nanor what?

[@kaijinu]

still prefer the black rhino nuggets

[@havenartz5134]

YES THATS MY FAV MOVIE

[@chillshark8241]

Denzel Nanor lit

[@paigemeredith7875]

"How come we've hit this fork in the road...yet it cuts like knife" The best line

[@MrDogfish83]

"I'm not crying...and if I am crying, it's not 'cause of you" that line isolated is fantastic

[@idokeren6528]

Yep. I totally can't listen to this without thinking about Vinny and Two Faced.

[@mrbrightsidetf2]

Best OTP in the world, no doubts

[@marshmanfelb]

Mr Brightside Nuh uh, Vinny X Klingon

[@mrbrightsidetf2]

Marshall Felber Not gonna argue, like whatever you like, dude. But still Two-FacedxVinny 4life!~

[@transstarman]

walrus mmmmmm

[@emily_dragneel9373]

Ido Keren oh me two 😂😂

[@aporue5893]

''I'm just cutting onions,I'm making a lasagne... *for one.* '' hilarious!!!

[@arielle5998]

This has been a key inside joke in our family for years and I wish it had more recognition 😭

[@TiaTigerxxoo]

Once you know Bret wrote the music for the muppets movie you can’t help but hear AM I A MUPPET OR AM I A MAN in this song. Love it.

[@pangalacticgargleblaster1369]

I think it was actually Jermaine... Definately still has a very distinctive flight of the concords sound to it though, no doubt Bret helped out

[@ChandraKSC]

@@pangalacticgargleblaster1369 Hi, actually it was Bret McKenzie on his own who did the music for the Muppets movie, and he won an Oscar for it!

[@pangalacticgargleblaster1369]

@@ChandraKSC Oh, really? Thanks for letting me know, didn't mean to undermine Bret's incredible talent! He certainly deserves that Oscar.

[@FCBfullMatch]

@@pangalacticgargleblaster1369 there's a hilarious video of Bret and Jermaine talking with preschool aged kids about this kzbin.info/www/bejne/pqrCZGOgj6yIj80

[@DieselD182]

Pirate Captain: Fine. Well go on then go. Go! It seems like I really don’t need you anyway. See if I care. See I care.

[@uude40]

That moment when you find yourself listening to all of their songs because they explain how you feel

[@OriginalDrGonzo]

Nope never

[@WindTurbineSyndrome]

Great falsetto Brett

[@amylee3531]

I'm looking up "inappropriate" songs for a Playlist at my funeral/wake(ok just a wake Im not doing funeral). This came up. I think I'm going to add it to my list. Cause I love lasagna as much as this dude. Hahaha

[@wormbaby666]

This has *gotta* be one of the best from the series.

[@mrredisa.d.d.8566]

yeah and it was in the first ep. of the show. good way to kick it off :D

[@jakethomason5495]

yeah, this song is for real good.

[@stiptreezy8481]

The soft whimpering at the end is always hilarious 😂

[@rainmoradar]

I’ve always loved this series. I have the dvds of each season

[@martinh88]

For your information there's an inflammation in my tear gland.

[@ChandraKSC]

So brilliant, hilarious and also true to life, which so many of their songs are. It’s so easy to adore these guys !

[@shubhamnew]

All of the sad scenes in FF7 are ruined for me now due to this, Thanks Vinny

[@oddcrafter1270]

I discovered this song via his Tomodachi Life series XD

[@itchyk]

I just love how they sing together between 1:15 - 1:43

[@karmakuntz]

I fucking love these guys and the show always makes me feel so much better when I feel like shit and life gets dark. They are the bright lights in my tunnel of love for one

[@Anasyub]

I SPENT 15 MIN LOOKING FOR THIS COZ I FORGOT EVERYTHING ABOUT THE ARTIST AND SONG .....I JUST REMEMBER THE LASAGNE FOR ONE ITS SO MEMORABLE

[@Ldavis823]

I just found this song by googling lasagna for one song 😂😂

[@stanleyshady9465]

lol thanx for the upload.. this show was so underrated

[@thatgirl9115]

there's just a little bit of dust in my eye, from the path that you made when you said your goodbye

[@crabbylux6733]

Genuinely brings tears to my eyes every time I listen. Thank you for posting this masterpiece.

[@OriginalDrGonzo]

How does that work? Do you cry just microwaving leftovers?

[@flowerdogg]

This always cheers me up whenever I am crying!

[@LilaLynnSoelberg]

"I'M A MAAAAAAN" "I'M A MUPPPPPPEEEEETT"

[@DrBill-zv5dx]

What a series Flight of the Conchords was. These guys are absolutely awesome :)

[@bloodisfrightening1203]

I can only think of the Pirate Misfits.

[@lucywatkins-pitchford6310]

Oh my god its such a good song. we are singing it for end of primary production

[@themiserykid]

LOl. It's still funny after all these years. I intorduced my first husband to this show, cannot wait to meet my next husband and show him this!

[@Chapterhouse86]

I identify with this so damn much hahaha

[@azurebass24]

I think they're crying

[@TUKMAK]

yet it cuts like a knife :'( .... poetry

[@egelbman]

I loved this show so much. It should have had more seasons

[@nmp290765]

I think 2 seasons was perfect.

[@bobbybucket]

Lovely. It made me emotional. I'm not crying though, my eyes are just a bit sweaty today. Brill

[@charmmydarling5872]

The Pirates Band Of Misfits brought me here

[@dnatsrednUouYoD]

I'm making' a lasagnaaaa... For one... I laugh hysterically every time xD

[@mikelit7476]

Goddamnit Vinny 😂

[@gr8-expectations-pip]

I just discovered this show and I am hooked 🤣

[@sharp5h00ter7]

such a unterated song its lycris is just so godamn brilliant

[@aesyrraps4354]

This video cheers me up everytime I feel down.

[@RaulAPinto]

I'm gonna tell my kids this is "Man or Muppet"

[@ggswagvt709]

Two of the biggest lyrical geniuses ever

[@ZombiesAttackEarth]

This was my introduction to Flight Of The Concords

[@_catsy]

One of my absolute favorites.

[@bizarrefruit9133]

Making a lasagna for one because when doing it for others they don't compliment the meal.

[@Cuboid72]

When you finish an anime and the feels get you.

[@canislupus6083]

Fmaaaa

[@kingkeefage]

Ill feel that way after DBS.😢

[@tobyroberts4357]

Me with Azumanga right now Not tears of sadness but damn ;-;

[@kellittav]

I first watched this video on the day I broke off with my ex and I cried and laughed so hard my flatmates thought I was having a breakdown. It certainly helped to ease the pain.

[@angelaharmon6267]

My brother is dying and I just came across this song. It really speaks exactly how I feel about it. My heart is breaking over him dying😢

[@carlossaraiva8213]

I have had a lot of heartbreaks in my life that left me very depressed and cynical about ever finding love in my life. I am the hearkbroken kid. This frustrations and failures at love have been the causes of my gratest sadness and disappointments in my life. And this song makes me fall to the floor laughing like hell! One of the funniest things i ever seen in my life! So, so good!

[@goopy1000]

Our English teacher showed this to us in class today and we all had a good laugh

[@ahwbreeandbunny7715]

I'm not crying someone was just chopping onions... onions was a good dog

[@DavidAsh42]

This song makes me cry (with joy)

[@raymondportlock9345]

IM MAKING A LASAGNE.....for one....😢.

[@veganvocalist4782]

ha ha my new favourite band , can't believe Iv'e oooonly just discovered these pair lol ;D

[@Ashtrodude-mv6eo]

One of my go to song after a heartbreak to self deprecatingly have a good laugh while feeling crap, find something funny in sad

[@theguyman2620]

Underrated

[@3gumi]

TIL Bret also wrote Man or Muppet from The Muppets (2011) which is why it sounded so much like this song

[@finnconroy2668]

you can't just say "arrrgh, at the end of a sentence, and think that makes everything...alright"

[@sofiakgabriel]

😂😂

[@bleepbloop9123]

God I miss this show

[@Fakelike03]

I’m not crying YOU ARE

[@Back-Space.]

I always think about Vinny when I listen to this

[@vidgwatcher]

Thanks Vinny

[@carlottarobbins7005]

The ultimate break-up song doesn't exi-

[@IwatsonI]

love this, amazing.

[@Κίκο-ξ3ε]

I am so glad I discovered them 💜😂

[@tomcollis9568]

Ella Havia oh, was that you? Cheers.

[@OldManJeff]

When he said making a lasagna for one in the band went to a minor IV cord, I started crying.

[@coolcat20x51]

“I’m making a lasagna for one” 😂

[@veganvocalist4782]

Truly Amazing lyricists ;D

[@emillelee5999]

I can tell this was written by the same guy who wrote "Am I A Man Or A Muppet" (bret mckenzie)

[@WakingWildflower]

the song "somewhere down crazy river" by Robbie Robertson came on randomly and it reminded me so much of this! I wonder if that's the main song they're satirizing lmao PLEASE LISTEN TO IT AND TELL ME I'M JUZT CRAZY LMAO

[@rowanreed914]

Unironically like this

[@guestmctestguester9041]

Amazing how he says (. And if I’m crying, it’s not for youuuuu. I’m just thinking about a friend that you don’t know that’s dying That’s right Dying, and I’ve been cutting onions because I’m making a lagzagna ...... for one

[@endercrysta9946]

When coco graduate's soon

[@F0NZ13]

L A S A G N A!

[@iwakuralain1459]

F O R O N E

[@paragon4770]

Cottla: "Mommy's hiding, but I'll find her!" Me:

[@steadyjumper3547]

2:06 such a great piece of music

[@bubblessword8090]

Love this song since i was a kid

[@VillageDigby]

I’m fully convinced that this song was what partially inspired Man or Muppet

[@GretaThanos]

Absolutely brilliant lyrics.

[@haystak1]

The pirate captain brought me here

[@blackjakko]

They just make me so happy.

[@nickswartz7770]

"Don't ever talk to me again Two-Faced were done >:("

[@jakethomason5495]

jermaine forgetting the words at 1:30. lol

[@AbbyCoon18]

The Pirates bands of misfits :D