Florida Man Friday Episode 12

[@ThatWriterKevin]

I think this is the 10th script in which I've used the word "jabroni" and in which Simon said he had never heard it before. Someday you'll remember the words you say, Fact Boi.

[@ExperimentIV]

no he won’t, kevin. you should know better than that

[@rochellethompson766]

Will he though? Will he really?

[@ThatWriterKevin]

@@ExperimentIV Fair point

[@tonyahinrichs8828]

That day is not today tho 😂

[@ExperimentIV]

@@ThatWriterKevin i always seem to get a kevin response. do you know the moomin profile pic rn or do you just like talking to all of us? happy friday btw :)

[@amemooress6291]

I love that they left in the congrats to both candidates 😂😂😂 just f**k it

[@ThatWriterKevin]

I wrote it assuming that both of them would be left in

[@Keshlynne]

That alone made my week, LOL!

[@andreaadams7844]

😂😂😂you are my inspiration ​@@ThatWriterKevin

[@droomzy]

@@ThatWriterKevin"I don't listen to bastards" meme sent me over the moon! You writers & editors sure do build a great rapport in the basement ❤

[@ThatWriterKevin]

@@andreaadams7844 Why thank you! I'm honoured

[@ikonic_artworks]

Great news Simon! Here soon all of America will officially be declared Florida! With a genuine Florida man in charge! So this series can go on forever...

[@blackc1479]

He could launch a whole new channel called "republican whatthefuckery." And he is not a genuine Florida man. He's the king of the asshat snowbirds. (I may be rusty from living elsewhere, but Im 3rd gen and spent my first 3 decades there.)

[@ExperimentIV]

bro release the Kamala cut unlisted i wanna see it anyway lmao

[@ChristinaMaterna]

Let me dream of a different world

[@FilmNerdy]

Ditto this. I would curious how would it go down.

[@ThomasMills-m5c]

Yep. I agree

[@goosenotmaverick1156]

I really want to see it, just cause I want to see the take.

[@crazyeyez1502]

Yessssss

[@MrSkydiverDan]

As a Florida Man myself, these episodes are always my favorite…and always spot on with how crazy it is here 😂

[@HandyMan657]

Just wait. LOL.

[@Bacopa68]

Texas is equally crazy. But Florida's laws allowed Fark to make Florida Man a thing. Fark was a big deal back in the day.

[@andysorensen1737]

Native Florida Man and I adore these stories. Of course, this has led a couple friends to call me Sane Florida Man.

[@dean_l33]

Funny how the reputation are not even because Florida themselves are any crazier than the other states. It literally just because of their more transparent system

[@jladelaney1978]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but a pardon doesn't vacate a conviction. In fact, a pardon before the trial involves admitting guilt.

[@coeal2680]

a pardon does not admit guilt or innocence, but forbids prosecution for THAT specific offence for that specific defendant. if one defendant has multiple offences, they each must be pardoned. which, frankly, while legally does not imply guilt, it absolutely fucking does in public court. (but what value does the public court have now after 2024?). but the defendant would have to RE-commit the crime to be retried. taken from Legal Eagles video in 2020 about dump trying to pardon himself in that election

[@timothygreer188]

Regardless. He can't pardon himself on State charges, only Federal ones. So he will always be a felon as we're not getting a Republican Governor here in his lifetime

[@dean_l33]

@@coeal2680 Ah good old legal eagle. I hope he's taking it well

[@drbuckley1]

@@coeal2680 Unless you're Nixon, and you receive a pardon for each and every crime you may or may not have ever committed. Thanks, Jerry!

[@coweatsman]

For a future episode. Florida man keeps top secret documents in his own personal country club and then becomes president to escape prosecution.

[@JM-wf2to]

Hell, there could be a follow up to that "Delaware man stores top secret documents in his car garage and is determined to be too old and senile to be prosecuted"...

[@shldnfr]

@@JM-wf2to The difference is that Biden gave back all the documents that he had. he didn't claim that they were his and try to hide them from federal officials. If Trump simply gave them back, nothing else would've happened. But, I guess, then he wouldn't be able to sell them to his crush Putin.

[@coffeelover5780]

​@JM-wf2to the difference is one turned them over and the other one didn't oh and hid them in the bathroom

[@pleasestaycalm5439]

Don't forget the audio tape of him bragging about showing it to people with no security clearance and also several foreign Nationals

[@DemonEyes23]

​@@JM-wf2tonice work with the false equivalence

[@williamwilkins8037]

I knew you'd have another video if Harris won! We want to see it! Post it as a members only video 😂

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

If he makes a community post stating he is doing that, I would absolutely sign up just to see it.

[@purrsuasively]

@@SoManyRandomRamblingsoh saaaame

[@AlEcyler]

Describing this as a reaction channel where you put in the effort of paying someone to write your content that you react to is actually a great way to describe it. Also the reason I watch you rather than other reaction channels.

[@TheDopekitty]

There are indeed Braille cards. A blind guy taught me how to play cribbage

[@Callme_h]

Was it Dave? 😂

[@cindygr8ce]

Question? Did you let the man deal? Can't they potentially cheat that way?

[@TheDopekitty]

@@cindygr8ce I'm pretty sure I cheated more than he did lol

[@TheDopekitty]

@@Callme_h nope. Mike

[@cindygr8ce]

@@TheDopekitty I'm guessing I'm just wondering if they could if they wanted to maybe googling what braille playing cards look like would help

[@elizabethebbighausen9341]

Simon's right sleeve is driving me crazy... 😱

[@reverendredrum870]

It's done purposely to draw yer attention to his burly manliness...

[@ZolaClyde]

Oh, god. Me too.

[@Iwasnevermeanttobehere]

Argggggghhhhhhh. Me too.

[@ravenfool13]

I didn't notice until I saw this comment ... Now I can't unsee it

[@leafyrox]

LoL I didn't even notice before now, and now I can't stop looking at it.

[@floxyz8941]

The president pardoning himself. Just like the founding fathers envisioned.

[@tealkerberus748]

The president can't pardon state-level convictions.

[@drbuckley1]

Hamilton preferred a king.

[@joeycampbell940]

They did the same thing

[@kevinmcqueenie7420]

7:50 I am definitely going to start saying "We just agree differently on things"! That's a banger!

[@fraglsnitz]

The writing and the editing on this channel is consistently so entertaining. I always laugh more when Im watching, and still get my kicks when I'm listening just listening. Great content as usual guys.

[@aniE1869]

Kinda of ironic that a Florida man was elected president.🐊

[@simracing4simpletons978]

Trump is a New Yorker. Born and raised in

[@Hillbilly001]

​@@simracing4simpletons978But he lives in Florida.

[@aniE1869]

@simracing4simpletons978 but his primary residence is Florida

[@infirmedwarishell6318]

Ironic or fitting 😊

[@bamacopeland4372]

Trump is a New Yorker all day. He may have his residency in Florida but that doesn't change He is a New Yorker. Just like all the other snowbirds

[@KarrierBag]

7:40 I have a set of cards in a metal tin which have braille on top right corner & bottom left corners of each card as well as on the Tin on the Lid, it dates back to around 1970.

[@CoffeeLoki67879]

Requesting a brain blaze on all the weird stuff mormons believe

[@simracing4simpletons978]

This!!! This one!!! Do this one!!!

[@aceundead4750]

I know bits and pieces have been talked about spread throughout the years, but an entire episode dedicated to it would be a gut buster

[@mayapilkey3577]

It'll be a series

[@Nick-v7b3l]

Do you make this comment on every one of his videos?

[@dcodygaycg]

Scientology too

[@Onora619]

Do we get to blame Simon for predicting the future? Fact Boi just became Psychic Boi.

[@JoeySchmidt74]

That loophole will never get fixed as long as it benefits those using it.

[@mdansbyjr]

5:06: As a Texan who grew up in Small Town Texas, each and every trope about "How important high school football is to Texas" cannot compare to the reality of the situation!!!

[@ParsnipGod]

At work every Friday I have one thing to look forward to! You’d think it’s Saturday, but no! It’s florida man Friday! Simon you’re officially better than the weekend keep it up!

[@Sakai070]

We were absolutely speculating in the war fronts comment section that two videos were made and only one was published and here we have confirmation which is really just common sense but it's fun to hear it

[@lukematney7062]

Episode 12. Holy hell, time flies.

[@jonwaters2667]

Congrats for making it happen on Friday 😂 👏

[@gymbaby3]

“ but i think he will probably win, being a convicted felon and all” terrifying example of where you can’t just make this shit up!! Got a much needed laugh from this comment 😂

[@Charge0Complete]

A pardon doesn't mean you are now not guilty.

[@suemcmanus7889]

It's actually worded so it's an admission of guilt. That's why some have turned it down.

[@postaldee68]

Also, he could only pardon himself if they were federal convictions. The 34 felonies are state convictions. 😁So the dubious honor stands.

[@Shaddymaze]

9:54 The fact that you don't know what a jabroni is makes you a jabroni.

[@Lngbrdninjamasta]

😂😂😂😂 🪨

[@johndillinger4007]

I love the editor of this content. 😆

[@xosirenxo]

Kevin please write a Florida man abroad episode. I'm sure the Florida man has gotten up to plenty of trouble all over the world not just in the USA

[@Insertia_Nameia]

"It's like eating an elephant: one bite at a time." I actually like this one. It's not much different than the "one day at a time" or "one step at a time" expressions.

[@rinrat6754]

I really love the discussion of the details of making these videos.

[@Red_Oliver]

9:20 A pardon doesn't wipe the crime, you actually have to acknowledge that you did in fact commit a crime in order to get a pardon. A pardon just wipes any future or remaining penalty for that crime. Seeing as you can't prosecute a sitting president and whoever wins after Trump, Republican or Democrat, neither will seek to prosecute him again for the cases he slipped out of so he doesn't really need to pardon himself, thus he never has to admit he did anything wrong.

[@hannahcrossett3415]

Thank you so much for your videos! These Florida Man episodes are the highlight of Friday for me.

[@kindatim]

I seriously need some unhinged florida man stories rn

[@vincentmorello-is4gt]

I swear unless he has covered it more than 20 times, simon won't remember, but the 21st time he will say he covers it all the time

[@Dan-sc2pi]

FYI, as far as I know, even if Donald Trump pardons himself, he will still be considered a convicted felon; he will just not receive any sentencing (i.e. the pardon does not remove the conviction, just the punishment).

[@farfromperfek]

Charges will be tossed out next week. They were bullshit and anyone capable of independent thought already knew this was going to happen.

[@InciniumVGC]

The convictions helped him win because the majority of people saw it as political persecution

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

​@InciniumVGC y'all think that Trump stubbing his toe is a sign of political persecution, so forgive me if those of us with any sanity don't take that claim seriously.

[@dean_l33]

@@nicholasfarrell5981 Have you not seent the fucking trial. Half of the allegations are found to have no evidence and other half are upgraded from what had always been misdemnor. If that isn't blantant political persucution nothing is. Beside since Trump become president elect the prosecution most likely will drop the entire which means that he isn't a felon as he was only charged and not convicted

[@matthewteachout2263]

Hi, Simon. In the United States people can typically only be deported to countries where they have citizenship or residency. They don't get to choose unless they have multiple citizenships. This is also the plot premise of that Tom Hanks movie The Terminal. I'd imagine the Philippines functions much in the same way.

[@jasmineng2543]

i love fridays

[@laurenlilly2034]

Simon's sleeve. Ahhhhhh

[@patrickhasachannel]

Simon underestimates the sloth of American bureaucracy

[@_Mr.Tuvok_]

2:37 welp off to that war channel

[@marissa1438]

How are we 12 weeks in already lol

[@lilesmw]

Yes another Florida man Friday!!!!

[@AeroGuy07]

Should have placed that bet, fact boi! Sorry about your luck, Kevin!

[@rainbow8ninja586]

to be clear, Simon, while marching band IS nerdy, nothing is nerdier than string orchestra - this I can confirm as a nerdy cellist 😂

[@adriannaconnor6471]

Actually, nothing is nerdier than a viola player in a string orchestra ;-)

[@drewmagnet]

12:35 Simon says expand your horizons and the editor slips in a photo of the Backroom Casting Couch. 🤣🤣🤣

[@seanwiley558]

I was curious if anyone else noticed! 😂😂😂

[@shadowsofdissonance4805]

i was looking for this comment...

[@tealkerberus748]

Simon. You can ban people from bribing someone to run in an election. you can't ban low-profile citizens from choosing to run, just because their name is similar to that of a current or previous incumbent or other high-profile person. What would you do if two of the Kennedy family ran against each other? Which one are you going to ban because their name is too similar to the other?

[@TheSteveBoyd]

On behalf of the American People, I would just like to say, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Kat-amber-t2z]

As a fellow American, I get it. Sorry that we screwed the pooch this badly. I'm doing all my screaming purely internally, though. On the bright side, I have a friend who may be able to get Irish citizenship, and if things get really dire we can marry and move to Ireland. My Dad would be crushed, but I'm sure he voted for Trump even after I mentioned that was a possibility. If that Project 2025 stuff ends up happening after all, I'll need to leave the country.

[@InciniumVGC]

On behalf of the majority of American people, I would like to say WOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@blackc1479]

​@Kat-amber-t2z right there with ya. Just without the escape plan. All I can say is when it gets bad, I can cackle as the boat goes down.

[@joeycampbell940]

​@@Kat-amber-t2z you tried to use emotional manipulation to change your dad's vote. That's real low like stepping on a puppy low.

[@jackvos8047]

I'm guessing Simon is unaware of the Royal Edinburgh Military tattoo, which is an annual event for military marching bands.

[@jo_clarke1960]

I don't think he realises much due to his shelter privileges life. Private Catholic school, driven to by his Mother due to living in the countryside, holidays abroad and then uni, no real touching the grass probably. It makes listening to him even more entertaining

[@jackvos8047]

@@jo_clarke1960 there's that and he has a memory worse than a gold fish.

[@qlue7881]

Every magician and gambler with a braille marked pack

[@rebeccathistle5359]

Kevin… Your words… They make everything better🫡😭😭😭

[@kwisin1337]

That is the best description of Simon, ever!

[@Thromash]

Anyone else notice Simon's sleeve is twisted & are unable to not notice it..?..

[@mringasa1848]

Keep on bringing that 🔥! Love the Florida Man, and Woman.🤘

[@sailinbob11]

What if they actually do start taking out political opposition ? A pardon is an admission of guilt. If you're innocent. You don't need a pardon.

[@velzekt]

PLEASE, post BOTH episodes of the wartime implications of if Kamala had won. It's already done so might as well just put it up as an "alternate timeline" version for fun. And for ad revenue. We all know you love your revenue.

[@ravenfool13]

I'm disappointed that Simon was correct about who won the election... But then again it is a Florida Man episode so it seems on point.

[@UmmmmmmmWhat]

My town had two people running for a Town Council position tie during the primary. The winner of the tie, who got to be on the actual election ballot, was decided by them each rolling dice. Higher roll won and got on the ballot. (Apparently, this solution is actually written in town law.) 😂

[@ignitionfrn2223]

3:45 - Chapter 1 - Florida man wins election in card game 8:00 - Chapter 2 - Florida man threatens to murder political opponent 12:30 - Chapter 3 - Florida man commits election fraud in kansas 15:10 - Chapter 4 - Florida man steals election

[@clarebrady1532]

omg that 'lazy bastard' meme at the start sent me XD I love the editing on this channel so much

[@SergiReyner]

No one noticed that you had two videos ready for Warfronts, Simon. Really. Completely caught by surprise...

[@johnthekeane]

Pleats!..on a Polo shirt? New sponsor?

[@craigh5236]

Pardons don't erase guilty convictions.

[@Max-hw7xl]

Simon rocking the humpback whale look

[@Malicious_Hero]

I appreciate the amount of Team Four Star clips. I would kinda love to see a Simon Reacts to DBZA.

[@stevenkirkwood7039]

From what I gather about the ghost candidate stuff, it’s only benefitted a Republican candidate- since Florida is ruled by an overly conservative government in all major capacities, they have no reason to eliminate a rule that hasn’t hurt them yet

[@SnakenBacon87]

A pardon is seen as an admission of guilt, not to mention he was found guilty of 34 felonies in New York. He's been found guilty and he can't make that go away

[@leholen381]

Those convictions are in serious danger on appeal. The judge was not impartial and his jury instructions were absolutely biased. They also wildly construed the law to try misdemeanors that were past the statute of limitations as felonies.

[@kevinsulak4258]

But on appeal not only is a higher court in New York throwing out all of the felonies, taking away the fine, but also in open court chastised the prosecution for bring in the case to court in the first place

[@farfromperfek]

The case was bullshit and even Andrew Cuomo said it was nothing more than a political witchhint and would never have been brought against anyone not named Trump. Keep being clueless. It's derangement of people like you, is why Trump won in a landslide.

[@farfromperfek]

​@@leholen381every legitimate legal scholar had already stated well before the election the charges would stand in a non biased court.

[@volvo145]

Found guilty on some upgraded bullshit charges. Yeah, that should never have been in the court in the first place.

[@jkyle1018]

"You know they're not actually going to kill them right?" *Andrew Jackson has entered the chat*

[@ZMB-on5ub]

I'm 40 and there have been multiple state recall elections in my voting life.

[@JohnDoryPsh]

You asked the government to "just fix something. "... Check back in 10 years and/or a few election cycles.

[@stealin2192]

Tammy Baldwin literally just pulled a very similar stunts in Wisconsin too

[@AnotherWriter815]

Hi from a sad American. I'm sorry about my idiotic countrymen.

[@Jnp366]

It is truly embarrassing

[@martingriff101]

I think by accepting a pardon means you accepts you were guilty

[@DeSentos]

Yeah... we're fucking doomed.

[@mdansbyjr]

2:53: Simon: **immediately regretting not placing money on it**

[@bcgjimmy2]

I blazed a whole bag of brain up my Whistler

[@darthclaire7179]

Trump was found guilty of a state crime, not a federal once so he can’t pardon himself, however accepting a implies and acknowledgment of guilt. I can’t remember all the legal jargon, but while he would be free from the consequences, it would basically be like admitting to the crime

[@rfmurdoch]

love me some FLORIDA MAN FRIDAYS !!!

[@I8Cloud9]

I like we can get Florida man Friday here. And the series on hbo max on Friday.

[@Elcocheese]

Brennan and DBZ abridged reference in the first 2 minutes? This video is gonna be good

[@ThomasMills-m5c]

Whistle boi jinxed us lol

[@maxwirt921]

Release the Harris cut of Warfronts!

[@ultradeath666]

"LOOK AT MY 🐓"

[@TheUnspeakableh]

Thanks for the laughs. In regards to your comment about Trump pardoning himself, I have the following. Trump was found guilty in a state court of a felony via state laws. The president cannot pardon someone found guilty in state court, only the governor of that state can. QED Trump cannot pardon himself, directly. He can, however, as president, use the withholding of federal funding for roads and schools, among other things, to put pressure on said governor to pardon him. This, depending on the state, is also a violation of state laws, as well as federal laws on bribery. He can't be charged with these further crime, if he does them, until he is out of office, though.

[@jwjwjw123456]

Wtf is with this timeline now that this is a legit possiblity!

[@farfromperfek]

It was a rigged trial using a Judge that owns daughter makes money trying to get Trump convicted. That fact alone would get the case dismissed in a higher court. Add to that ever legitimate legal scholar has started these charges will never stand in a higher court. Even Andrew Cuomo has stated it was a political witch hunt that should have never happened.

[@anonemus5805]

And the 34 other felony charges will just go away. As will all the investigations against Musk. Why do you think fElon gave $116 million to a man he was squabbling with for years. Congratulations America you elected a man who couldn't even get a job at McDonald's making those fries.

[@Kat-amber-t2z]

@@jwjwjw123456 Well, with the help of an idiotically corrupt Supreme Court, America is now embarking on what I think of as one of the darkest alternate timelines which some LUCKY reality managed to avoid. Not us, though.

[@Vaeldarg]

And as we've seen with him out of office, the Supreme Court has basically said he's unaccountable then as well. He wasn't supposed to even BE on the ballot in the first place, due to being an insurrectionist as ruled by a Wisconsin panel of judges. They simply ignored that fact, and went by some nonsense about his OATH of OFFICE not making him an "officer of the United States". "he can be held accountable for crimes committed while in office" was even Senate Republicans' excuse for not removing him from office in the first place.

[@reverendredrum870]

Myeah...a "JaBrony" is a Japanese My Little Pony enthusiast...

[@the-chillian]

Recall elections are a thing in some US states, particularly California, which even recalled its governor a while back. That was Gray Davis, whose replacement as governor (chosen in the same election as the recall) was Arnold Schwarzenegger.

[@crazyeyez1502]

Ah, see, we knew you did two separate Warfronts vids.

[@stephanybrown3226]

Oh Kevin, about that first ever female president..... you tried

[@IsYitzach]

9:22 Trump's criminal conviction is a State of New York conviction. He can't pardon himself from that.

[@kevinmcqueenie7420]

But he can use the Presidency to boost his sh1tty social media platform and his sh1tty Crypto exchange, take donations from foreign governments like he has in the past etc. etc. And considering the conviction is only a financial penalty, he will be just fine, unfortunately.

[@danidavis7912]

@@kevinmcqueenie7420 Dude grow up.

[@kevinmcqueenie7420]

@@danidavis7912 I will when the President does!

[@Insertia_Nameia]

He can also use his authority to withhold federally granted funding over various programs to pressure then into giving him the pardon.

[@danidavis7912]

@@kevinmcqueenie7420 That's weird. So, if your children are acting like uh, children, are you going to act like a child until they grow up? What a ridiculous statement. Grow up, man.

[@steppyrose7166]

Dang Simon, too bad you didn't bet. You would have won

[@carolinecrockett4210]

I KNEW I got Middlesex Co vibes from Kevin!!!!! I was also a junior in 99 and totally recall this happening despite not being from either of those towns but nearby.

[@FallingSloths]

My family is actually from Bradenton Beach! The reason it is so small is because it is one of 3 "cities" on Anna Maria Island, along with the cities of Holmes Beach and Anna Maria. The island itself is only 9 miles (~14 km) long, and while the island is listed as 2 miles wide... The part where Bradenton Beach is located is no more than 500 meters wide. No joke, you can run from Tampa Bay to the Gulf of Mexico without even breathing hard. Add that to the fact that most of the housing has, unfortunately, turned into rental properties and gross multimillion dollar homes that wrecked everything and pushed the locals out. And yeah, 400 voting-age, full-time residents is probably about right. If anyone has spare money laying around, btw, that area got double barrel shotgun blasted by Hurricanes Helene and Milton and a lot of folks could use help. Many locals aren't going to be able to rebuild and the real estate developers are circling them like vultures. This is the first time in recorded history that Anna Maria Island had a direct hit from a hurricane, and twice in one summer. They were not prepared, major landmarks have been obliterated, and there are people who would love any help they can get not losing their little island homes

[@crimsonemperor2219]

Congrats Simon, you guessed right

[@rawr51919]

and we're all fucked because of it. Shame on Simon!

[@markchatman9583]

@@rawr51919aahh, give up the whining FFS.

[@alext3811]

@@markchatman9583 STFU, you whined about Biden for four years, so we'll whine about Trump.

[@alext3811]

@@rawr51919 Don't blame Simon for what Americans did. He's a british person living in the czech republic if you didn't know, so he can't do anything about it.

[@rawr51919]

@@alext3811 Thank you! and yea Simon's pretty well fucked too I guess because it affects us all

[@Celebriel82]

We chose poorly unfortunately.

[@Dragonmaster0118]

The US is beyond fucked.

[@Kat-amber-t2z]

Probably. But if we're lucky, he'll just play tons of golf round 2 and just make sure he gets his appeals, charges dropped, etc., and say a bunch more stupid things that embarrass our whole nation again. I'd gladly pay that price to finally see the back of him. Of course then his followers and his vp elect will start becoming president, and I'm sure some of them are far more malevolent than Trump is. Because of how he is, he probably couldn't give two figs about anything that doesn't concern him, so flatter him, give him MCDonald's and something to watch and he's probably chill. Many others in his orbit, though, actually helped write Project 2025 and I get the feeling Vance is a fan of it. So even we are lucky for now, our future is looking dark indeed.

[@InciniumVGC]

Is what would be true if Kamala Harris won

[@LongNickOfDaLaw]

Damn Simon that’s a snazzy shirt bro!! Love it

[@MrOneofthousands1994]

Simon claims to have read Arnold Schwarzenegger’s autobiography and has somehow never heard of a recall election.

[@That1kid304]

Kevin's the man

[@ThatWriterKevin]

Why thank you!

[@karinrandall855]

The eagle pen is. Wowwwww y'all wowwwww 😂😂😂😂

[@mccbuddytaras6637]

RELEASE THE KAMALA CUT! and blaze it.

[@jsackett42160]

"Just like a woman to loose to a felon.....AM I RIGHT PETER"😮😮😂😂