Florida Man Friday Episode 16

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[@TheFireProofLog]

$99 is too much for shoes.

[@davidmarlow3624]

They should be shouting about them not containing pfas

[@tealkerberus748]

What sort of PFAS or related forever chemical load do you need to put on a fabric shoe to make it act like that?

[@MagaHunter]

How many Brothers Blaze are there? I feel like a version of you rolls through my feed every other day and this is my first "Florida Man".

[@ghostwriter720]

why do they not have half sizes? i wear 10.5. the 10 too small and 11 too big

[@Real_Artician]

Swimming... in a flash flood. That's got to be the funniest thing you've ever said, Simon. It's not the depth of the water, it's how fast it's flowing, and when 3ft of water wants to go somewhere, it will go there, and take your knees out as surely as a sledgehammer.

[@Maxwell_Cain]

I was coming to say the same thing but checked to see if anyone else had already, well said.

[@timt5381]

Having been swept away by various bodies of water, I can confirm. Each ended in injuries varying from mild lacerations to the palms of my hands and soles of my feet, to a two day coma and at least one period where my mortal and unconscious form chose not to breathe for about 6-8 minutes and was kept extant by means of a timely ambulance and the efforts of a Dutch tourist. So they told me at the hospital. That was a river and f-ck me they do not mess about. Got less of a beating from the Indian goddamn Ocean.

[@corkbulb2895]

I got hit with a *really* tall wave on a beach once. While walking. I wasn't paying attention to a GIANT wave incoming. It might as well have been a train. I went FLYING! I went from walking to swimming instantly.

[@Florida_Mannish]

Aye. Tippy toes won't cut it.🤣

[@aceundead4750]

It's the same reason most horse trainers tell people they shouldnt try crossing running water while riding their horse, the horses skinny ankles can easily be swept out from under them while on slippery rocks by just inches of water.

[@forestxander]

My cat LOVED this episode. My dog just stared at the cheese on my plate the whole time.

[@lesleygraham5927]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MrOneofthousands1994]

The reason the whole thing went “whoosh” as soon as Karen opened the door was because by opening the door, Karen provided the fire with infinitely more oxygen.

[@fukyoutube444]

Everyone knows to dive out the window head first. Not open the door. Did they not learn to feel before Opening

[@ChersCorner]

Lolll I thought that was a Karen joke cause they supposedly yap a lot. 😭 I’ll be logging off now.

[@Kat-amber-t2z]

Yeah, someone ought to have explained what a backdraft was. To her, in the article, in this video, all of that. People really ought to know about those.

[@MrOneofthousands1994]

@@Kat-amber-t2z The only reason I knew about it was because I have seen the movie “Backdraft.”

[@andiward7068]

A little piece of knowledge can be a dangerous thing. People would burn to death thinking opening a door or window will make the fire worse. Humans do better in emergencies with brief precise instruction. "Leave by the nearest clear exit, NO elevators."

[@drew9734]

Simon: Alligators are terrifying and will kill you Also Simon: Just swim, brah.

[@Balthazar97638]

“Why can’t they swim in floodwaters?” Remember those alligators?

[@royg2840]

and that is just one of the reasons not to swim in flood waters, a big reason yes but not the only reason

[@kingofichigo]

There could also be all sorts of filth in flood water, too

[@Balthazar97638]

@@kingofichigo yes the sewers overflow plus all the debris. Very dangerous

[@gargwinvinesnake6961]

Sewage and waster pushed up from the sewers

[@BigSmiley0TV]

Yup, and has been a rise of flesh eating bacteria

[@Hafgren]

My Chihuahua uses a litter box, it's like having a considerably unathletic cat.

[@Thromash]

16:00 Never try swim in flood waters, especially if there is a current. Your swimming skill won't matter when you're dragged with the water & under it.

[@JohnDrummondPhoto]

Florida Man Friday deserves its own channel.

[@Spondre]

Florida Alligators deserve their own channel.

[@BlackNewty]

Yes and Kevin should host it so I don’t have to listen to his writing! Oh wait he is not that talented.

[@pioneercynthia1]

Given Simon's predilection for creating new channel, I'm surprised there isn't one already!

[@kappega]

Yes please ffs

[@Captainrizzlicious]

Yes.

[@Hillbilly001]

Florida Man Friday brought to you by the legend of the basement, Kevmeister. AM I RIGHT PETER!!!

[@Warburtonbread]

AM I RIGHT, PETER?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[@AnthonyJacks-te3xv]

You're trying too hard.

[@Hillbilly001]

@@AnthonyJacks-te3xv 🦨💨

[@sailinbob11]

I'm not Peter

[@Hillbilly001]

@@sailinbob11 No, but it seems like you're a bellend or a nob. Allegedly. In my opinion.

[@d4mdcykey]

Some of the most hilarious headlines come out of Florida, although my #1 favorite is still from Alabama a few years ago: _"Teen reunited with pet rooster lost at Alabama Cracker Barrel after Civil War reenactment"_

[@alphavasson5387]

Omg I just looked that up and found some headlines that phrase it just as strangely lol: "Teen's Civil War reenacting rooster found in Alabama after escaping at a Cracker Barrel" "Civil War-reenacting rooster lost and found at Alabama Cracker Barrel"

[@anna9072]

5:35 note that the alligator was run over by a truck and still functional enough to escape. May have had fatal injuries, but not necessarily. Those guys are TOUGH.

[@ConjureNoonSloth]

Primordial killing machines 😵‍💫

[@Hathur]

They were here when dinosaurs roamed the Earth... and will still be here when we humans are all long dead. Resilient SOBS.

[@grayrabbit2211]

One of my coworkers hit a alligator at 50mph. Car was totalled, gator was injured but not badly.

[@aceundead4750]

​@@grayrabbit2211so we should be building cars out of deer and alligators, they take hits from cars and keep on going meanwhile the cars are often seriously damaged.

[@francoislacombe9071]

They survived three major extinction events, including the one that eliminated the dinosaurs. Nuff said.

[@piotrp5668]

Dogs are heroes because they force you to go walk several times a day, preventing you from rotting in front of TV.

[@TheSapphireSprit]

Apparently dogs being hero’s doesn’t apply in Florida.

[@andrewsisson6536]

My cat can get me off my butt and moving fast! All he has to do is make that sound they make when they're about to vomit!

[@TheSapphireSprit]

@ always gets my attention as well!

[@moustachemoe]

I also think there has to be an incident where a dog saved its owner from an alligator. Dogs have saved people from bears, big cats, and house fires. That’s not even considering working dogs who find people in mountains and stuff. I used to have a friend who hated dogs and said there was no reason anyone should have a dog and I was like, “working dogs exist and perform essential functions. This includes therapy dogs and service animals.”

[@Thromash]

Rick Fingeret. I was so close to not laughing. Damn it Simon.

[@Makem12]

If insulting Americans and dog lovers this bad was a hate crime in the Czech Republic, Simon would get life in prison with no chance of parole.

[@Lil-Dragon]

As a retail worker post Friday the 13th shift, this to relax to is much needed.

[@RoseJ1983]

Oh my God, I’m so happy every Friday you guys just make my day. This is one of my favorite segments. You guys have ever done and Kevin, always batting 1000 with these Florida and Fridays thank you so much even though I only lived in Florida for six months. A lot of this stuff rings true and it’s just hilarious! Cheers everyone!

[@anna9072]

16:20 yeah, they might be able to swim, but this isn’t a swimming pool. There are currents, and attempts to swim to safety could potentially get you in worse trouble than staying put.

[@levimiller3166]

My chocolate lab Griff saved me and my girlfriend and our 3 year old son from a charging bear when we were camping! Dogs are awesome!!!

[@michellecoleman5577]

my kitties earn their keep by being adorable and giving me cuddles. also by being very good at catching intruders of the insect variety. we've never had a mouse to test them on.

[@hibaakaiko3888]

Mine earn their keep by catching wolf spiders before they spawn. Wolf spiders carry their babies on their backs...ewwww

[@andiward7068]

Mine is the cause of and/or solution to mystery noises in the night. Peace of mind is priceless.

[@trishapellis]

My mom's eat the spiders in the bathtub.

[@ignitionfrn2223]

1:35 - Chapter 1 - Florida man drives over alligator to save neighbour 3:10 - Mid roll ads 4:45 - Back to the video 7:10 - Chapter 2 - Florida cat saves woman from house fire 10:25 - Chapter 3 - Florida woman saves dog from alligator 12:15 - Chapter 4 - Florida reporter rescues stranded driver from floodwaters 16:30 - Chapter 5 - Florida man has road rage on the tarmac 19:00 - Chapter 6 - Florida man kidnapped at walmart; rescued by mc donalds employee

[@RamboVee]

17:00 has happened in Western Australia… it was a guy on his first flying lesson and his pilot/teacher blacked out and couldn’t be revived and so the air traffic control coached the guy down safely. It wasn’t a jumbo… but the audio is available online and is really quite amazing!

[@andiward7068]

Then it wasn't a commercial flight, it was a lesson. Many, many students and numerous passengers have landed private plans.

[@empoleonmaster6709]

A pilot also died of natural causes (dude was super old) while his wife was beside him, similar story.

[@sailinbob11]

I'm naming my next dog Simon.

[@tonyahinrichs8828]

I'm gonna name my next cat Simon lol

[@jakimcmurdo4810]

My white fluffy cat is called Simon !😁❤️🇬🇧

[@Sheila-G]

Simon and Kevin 😂

[@deesteesllc]

Same

[@hugh1997]

Not Simon being shocked at the price of the Vessi and having to play it off 😆

[@andiward7068]

But did he had over or underestimated the price before he saw? $99 is a reasonable price for shoes. I was surprised they weren't more, tbh.

[@BloodyBill-1788]

Flood water is like a hurricane. As Ron White said it’s not how fast the wind is blowing it’s what the wind is blowing.

[@GrdDog]

As a Florida Man born and raised, Brevard County on the East Coast, I find this to be hilarious; yes there are endless tales of things that happen in Florida, have ya ever seen a cowboy pushing a herd through a swampy area, real life dangerous work, yet very unique.

[@omgandwtf1]

I've played badminton wirh a baby copperhead when I was a kid in Arkansas, put tiny crawfish from the creek into the fish tank which killed the minnows, threw sticks at snakes and played catch with a mole we found in the pool filter until it got stuck in a tree. None of this ever struck me as odd until I moved to New England and started recounting how we spent our afternoons lol.

[@GrdDog]

@@omgandwtf1 By the age of 10 I was catching rattlesnakes by hand; learned to bullldog a cow, so learned how to bulldog a deer, learned how to free hand catch an alligator in a john boat like my ancestors did, also learned how to walk/swim out of the swamp if your boat breaks down literally feeling a bump into something hard and large then it swims away is a memory ya don't forget. I'm what has been termed a swamprat and cracker (FL Cowboy) the stuff I have done in nature is freaky when I think about it, I should not be alive at 53 years old.

[@Adiscretefirm]

Not everyone in Florida lives in trailer parks, but all trailer park ponds in Florida have alligators stalking little old ladies with snack sized dogs

[@BadgerBabe89]

Truth 💯% When you get old in Florida you believe yourself Invincible an forget all past learnings including alligators an how to drive 🤣

[@cecearen5129]

When i lived in FL, every body of fresh water I lived near, including ponds, had an alligator. I knew better than to walk a dog, or my toddler son who was alligator snack sized, near the water.

[@cecearen5129]

Also, as a Wisconsin to Florida transplant, I learned some trailers and trailer parks are nice. And some are tin shacks.

[@Adiscretefirm]

@cecearen5129 for any body of water in Florida ask yourself can you see the bottom? Can you jump over it? If either answer is no, assume there is a gator in it.

[@BadgerBabe89]

@Adiscretefirm Nah you can find gators in literally three inches of water and mud...

[@curtislindsey1736]

5:16 😂😂😂 That's gonna be a meme forever now!

[@bettychatfield2544]

My cats are so chill that when the fire alarm went off they looked up and then simply rolled over and went back to sleep as the siren blared around them. I seriously doubt they would do anything to save me LOL

[@janzibansi9218]

all that cat wanted is to get out because of the smoke. and that happens by bothering the door opener.

[@Bacopa68]

I had a cat that woke me up to witness a laundry room burglary.

[@l.scales7516]

​@@Bacopa68cats Do have a fondness for laundry!

[@maddiethomas5892]

Yea! Fridays are even better now! Thanks Mr. Jennings and Mr. Whistler!

[@ThatWriterKevin]

You're welcome!

[@maddiethomas5892]

@ThatWriterKevin 😂I have no overwhelming opinion on dogs or cats. Some are jerks and some aren't. They're like writers. 🤣 (psst. You're one of the good kind. )

[@harrisong3386]

You shall never scrape the bottom of the barrel for Florida man stories. There are new ones being written daily 😂 it's like YT uploads

[@SpiritualistWolf133]

One of the writers needs to write an episode all about hero dogs and make it really, really long, so Simon has to spend ages praising dogs.

[@rsairar]

or maybe a full episode of cat heroes 😼😼😼😼

[@biazacha]

@@rsairaror maybe a full episode of cats being an absolute menace cause that would be entertaining af and we know dogs wouldn’t be smart enough to pull it off.

[@maranathaschraag5757]

I'd watch that at least twice!! Puppy power!!!!

[@13thMaiden]

Hero dog episode and cat hero episode, and then pet episode of pets being absolute menaces 😂

[@fartshartfart]

or not ever

[@shamelessstacib7351]

The Michael Keaton/Tim Burton Batman moofies kick bootay

[@rebasack21]

My cat watched this with me and proved how much better she is than a dog by using the litterbox during the ad read.

[@Ottobon]

Second best hunting cat i ever had weighed 8lbs as a full grown adult, runt. The best hunting cat I ever had had no front claws (we adopted him as is don't hate me) The clawless cat was in retrospect a menace to my local eco system, but where I would argue he was still cool despite it was in that he taught me all the weird animals I never ever saw in my local area. I got to tell all the kids at school the weird animals no one knew we had in our if not for him bland ecosystem My last cat was indoor only and just caught my toes

[@enoraskye6020]

2:00 - My sister had this amazing cat that would hunt rattle snakes.... then hide them in her garage.

[@Blinkerd00d]

Mine snatches birds out of mid air. It's crazy when you see it happen.

[@Diehydro]

😂

[@lesleygraham5927]

Thats terrifying, I live in Australia and snakes here are terrifying, and extremely poisonous

[@Blinkerd00d]

@@lesleygraham5927 I'm from Texas, we have pretty bad ones here as well.

[@moogle68]

@@Blinkerd00d When I was a kid, we had a cat that legit caught a BAT out of midair at night, while sitting on top of our fence. Thankfully, we were all around to see it happen, and he only swatted it down to the ground, so we actually got it away from him and put it in our recently vacated hamster cage to let it recover. We called to see if any animal shelters could take it, but they wouldn't accept it, but at least told us how to take care of it. So, we nursed it back to health over a few days and eventually put the cage outside one night with the top off and it flew away. Definitely one of our families proudest and most favorite cat stories.

[@DerpyLaron]

I really enjoy these each Friday. I hope they are here to stay

[@eliotoole4534]

16:21 not only would you get swept away instantly, the pressure would make it extremely difficult to open the car door or window until the car had completely filled with water

[@rfmurdoch]

Love Florida man Friday

[@wyeteepaleface9199]

Florida Man Friday feels like OG Business Blaze.

[@andrewsisson6536]

So, what you're telling me is that 84 is the age limit for successfully punching alligators?

[@BadgerBabe89]

Simon an friends - It's not the swimming, that's the problem. It's what's in the water. The amount of debris just beneath the surface in rushing water can impale you, crush you and suck you under where you just end up in some sort of meat grinder type scenario. On top of that there's usually a ton of waste water added and so infections are bound to happen. It can seem like just an easy swim but you can't tell what's under the water. Lost a friend of mine who tried to swim to his dad a few blocks away. His body was found days later.

[@EGSBiographies-om1wb]

Merry Christmas to the staff at Brain Blaze as well to the BBnation.

[@JenniferManley-wp1ce]

It's not just Friday....it's Florida Man Friday! 🤘

[@brknglasses2734]

The people who work for the Whistler empire are frustratingly good! Makes me wish I did things... or knew things... OOOH VESSI!

[@matthewmerchant2038]

A new Florida Man Fridays episode?! Happy birthday to me! Thanks, Kevin and Simon

[@TheSapphireSprit]

Happy birthday!

[@amemooress6291]

🎉 Woot! Nolan's the Dark Knight trilogy! Woot! Florida Man Friday! 🎉

[@DorkAndDinkus]

I just wanted to say thank you. I watch a ton of your videos when I'm too hungover to do anything else. Your content is damn near a public service.

[@AdamTheWeeb]

Simon was feeling particularly unhinged in this episode lmao I was not ready

[@craigbain1645]

Current florida man. Life's different with great food, great beaches, and wild monkeys. Yeehaw bubba

[@kjaubrey4816]

As a person who kayaks, O encourage anybody to try to walk across swift moving water that is even two or three ft deep if they think six ft deep floodwater is something that can easily be crossed. Fast moving water is no joke, even if you are a strong swimmer.

[@BlackNewty]

Dude if you have a pair of vessi shoes on it puts you so close to god you can walk on water!

[@Adyen11234]

Florida homes are super unaffordable if you want insurance, so trailers are a good alternate because Florida has good weather year round (other than extreme weather).

[@Dylshelby13]

10:17 Stella: "You made your bed Chewy, now lie in it"

[@colinmiller-radest658]

I don’t think my dog would be any help in a fire, but I do think he would want to play tug-of-war with me while the house burned. And that’s why dogs are man’s best friend!

[@thejudgmentalcat]

Could I love Simon and Kevin more? 🥰

[@seminolewar]

The reason why the reporter rescued the woman in the flooded car during the hurricane was so he could interview her and ask, "What the F--- were you thinking?"

[@benjaminforman8901]

I have ZERO doubt that you'll absolutely love "The Batman", Whistleboy. And you'd probably love "The Penguin" even more. Right up your alley.

[@justinkauffman731]

Never knew you did Florida Man. Well, good luck. Florida Man takes no vacations.

[@michaelkeller5555]

9:30 it went woosh when the door was opened because of the rush of oxygen.

[@kuldana413]

I look forward to this every week, let's hope it never ends! And as long as Florida is above water, it never will!

[@blackc1479]

I suspect one reason i keep watching these is that im waiting to see someone i grew up with..... That time will come....

[@Sarah_D.]

That Batman quote *IS* from the Christian Bale movies. It's from the second in the trilliogy, "The Dark Knight."

[@beagleissleeping5359]

14:45 maybe they have employers like that one factory in Tennessee, and the boss is like, "I don't care if there's a hurricane, you need to be at work, and on time or you're fired!"

[@rainyrainold]

I own a house cleaning business. Houses that have dogs are on a whole much cleaner than houses that have cats.

[@Patissierrouquin]

Florida man Fridays makes my day and I look forward to it every week! Please keep them coming 😊

[@motherof2dragons778]

I live in florida and dont even need to be told not to walk my small dogs near any water! 😂

[@renkain]

2:32 we're all adults here 😂

[@gregorymeyer1798]

Don't forget Simon is "here" too lol 😆

[@BadgerBabe89]

🤣👌

[@andrewbryant8653]

It is not a matter of how deep the water is but how fast and how much debris is in said water.

[@SnakenBacon87]

Hey now my dog isn't useless. He's a very good boy. In fact he is the goodest boy in the whole world, and if you don't believe me then we'll fight.

[@aWildHiker6444]

Both offer something the other pet cant. Both cats and dogs rock

[@gordwrath6811]

just to put this out here, i love florida man fridays

[@bobpond6381]

I love dogs. I do whatever I can to try to get cats to love me.

[@anasyn]

We desperately need the tangent timer back

[@Jakal-pothos]

This was a nice change up. Keep it coming Kevin & Simon!

[@iandavis8725]

The guy was called Rick and prevented a roll. A Rick roll, come on!

[@charisanna4914]

To be fair, the two dogs of the first man were probably trying to attack the alligator, but they couldn't hurt an alligator that big

[@WoodworkerDan]

Julian, thank you for the subtle and elegant way of dealing with the swearing. It is so much less distracting and annoying than the quacks.

[@jacobwatts202]

My mom's golden retriever saved her from burning her house down she can't smell and her dog warned her of it.

[@majorsynthqed7374]

The alligator attack happened about two miles from my home in Naples, in a neighborhood called The Quarry. Most people in Florida have the common sense to not walk their pets near a large body of water at 11 PM. This person decided to toss common sense out the window.

[@TheWaldicorn]

No dogs? Now I can't ever watch another episode of your 1000 channels. Ok, I'm over it now. Your content is gold.

[@particles1101]

My grandma had an electrical fire that spread from the garage while she was sleeping, and guess who woke her up? The cat. Good jitty

[@rh9477]

Flood water is usually moving pretty quickly bros, it’s not so much an issue of depth. That’s how it got to a place it normally isn’t supposed to be in the first place

[@Florida_Mannish]

Opening a car door in fast water can be impossible. Most folks aren't prepared to bust their windshield and climb out. I bet Simon wouldn't mind a hand in said scenario.😅

[@whypick1_]

Don't worry Simon/Kevin, I am also on Team Cats Rule, Dogs Drool

[@TheDopekitty]

🎉🎉🎉 me too

[@orlitamarov]

Fun fact: I was working in customer support for company producing debit cards, and we were disabling cards before caller starts to speak. If correct numbers are dialed, we had a prompt that the call is about stolen or lost cards. So yeah, don’t chase anyone, blocking the card takes 5 seconds

[@PeterH1337]

nine days since the last Florida Man, im getting withdrawls here....

[@jimboyle7217]

Thanks for all your work Simon and team 👍

[@milesgreen6110]

I am currently visiting florida and hoped this post would happen

[@83gemm]

Simon saying he didn’t know the Batman quote because he’s only seen the Christian Bale Batman movies when that quote is from The Dark Knight is glorious.

[@ShawnOfDiscontent]

0:58 "scrapping the barrel" indeed as this clip is from a local market in California. 😂

[@cripplious]

Simon you should watch the 50s superman and 60s Batman those are wild

[@benjamincarter4069]

Hell ya! Got here as soon as I could. Love this!

[@sjenny5891]

Sitting here on Friday 12/20 wondering where my Florida Man Friday Video was. Am i the only one that is disappointed?

[@annieamador464]

You are not alone. I just came to enjoy today's episode, and am sorely disappointed not to have a new installment :(

[@sjenny5891]

@annieamador464 @annieamador464 I think we'll have to go do some Casual Crim before playing In the Shadows Deciding the unknown.

[@The-Shadows-Lair]

@@annieamador464 am hoping one is posted tomorrow but will understand it is the holidays after all.

[@Crioten]

Florida starfishes be wilding out there 24/7😅

[@cristinesplinis5815]

Problem with walking through flood waters to safety is that it’s not like walking through a pool. The water is moving, and often there is a lot of debris in it as well. People needing to be rescued isn’t always them being idiots, though it can’t be ruled out. 😉

[@melaber77]

I heard about the woman killed by the alligator! And I’m in CT! She was related to my brother’s coworker, and it was a total shock, no one can be prepared to receive that kind of news. Apparently her whole family came in to her the news. May I also say, I promise you Simon that your kids WILL beg for a dog, and you will say yes.

[@Enjoymentboy]

I'll just be the one to say it: Barring extreme circumstances like an attack as a child, anyone who dislikes dogs cannot, and should not, be trust. Period. And let's be honest here, that cat did not save the woman. It was only knocking stuff over to wake her up because it was trying to save itself.

[@leafyrox]

I'm really glad the hero rescuer didn't get charged for running over the alligator since they're supposedly protected. I guess there are exceptions when an ally is feeling murderous.

[@aurthurpendragon1015]

I want to be offended as a dog owner, but it's just funny. And also true in a lot of cases. Although I have definitely heard stories of dogs heroically saving their owners, so it's definitely not universal.

[@vincentpuccio3689]

Never drop this show. Whenever I delude myself with the hopes of Star Trek like future I remember that there’s a Florida