Top 3x Dating Advice | Gabriel Iglesias

Here's a few stories to help with dating!

[@jamiesaiyanprincess9974]

Whenever my boyfriend asks what I want to eat I go "Kowalsky, options!" 🐧

[@junaidjami7492]

"The worst thing i will do is to have dinner without you" 😂

[@elainedemers9892]

Big nite out ..HOLLER MY ORDER INTO THE CLOWNS.. MOUTH ..

[@gautamrajesh1699]

But dont worry, he'll have it one more ttime with you

[@tiahmorgan4778]

the young gabriel is like im soo happy people are laughing you see it in his eyes soo sweet

[@BigBastion623]

“Where would u like to eat” “Well…”. Rings so true, I still remember driving round town with my gf for 3 hours while she decided where to eat, til she settled with a Wendy’s we’d past 10 times at that point

[@bryanttyrin]

oh hell no 😂😂

[@danijelmandrak7132]

Women.... Mehhhh 😂

[@danstrikker6465]

Bro, how do you have time to do that?

[@NovaSniper12]

Bruh at that point you should have headed home and scrapped up something from the fridge.

[@MsFeleyra]

why could you not choose a place to eat? I hear this complaint all the time and I never see men stepping up and suggesting a place to eat ever. If you can’t make a decision of where you want to eat they don’t complain about your girl not being able to make a decision too

[@GhostDog54]

The baby shark song as a reference of an action was a classic line

[@Suz562]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@johnfrick9639]

I knew a girl (not mine) who would never tell her man why (or even when) she was upset. When we would ask her why she wouldn't tell him what was up, her response was, "If HE doesn't know what's upsetting me, I'M certainly NOT going to tell him!"

[@jayari7674]

You know being single just might be the way to go.

[@OutCast907]

Still giving the cold ice shoulder just like any girl at the morgue ?

[@Jack574.]

LITERALLY not worth it

[@amytprincessamygaming6022]

It’s because we want men to use their brains for once. We want them to do this to understand us better.

[@torylynne]

Aaaaarrrggghhhhh. Run run away very fast

[@jackswagger1330]

Fluffy NEVER fails to make me laugh what made me lose it was (BABY SHARK DOO DOO DODO )😂😂

[@fennynickie5731]

He's right when he says there's no greater feeling than that of being in a brand new relationship

[@Jack574.]

Give it time

[@demonboy-qk7jm]

Well, being in a relationship for a long time is my best feeling because you feel more loved than anything

[@Of_Your_Volition]

I think I got this from somewhere else not sure but what you gotta ask is “guess where we are going?” If they need a push say “it’s your favorite!”

[@Superman_305]

"I would all the way up until that one part, but even then." 😂😂😂

[@stacyfabiszewski4633]

Fluffy ALWAYS makes me laugh so hard, belly laugh. He makes my day brighter ❤❤❤😂😂😂😂. Thank you so much Gabriel!

[@walterabernathy5663]

My ex would take at least 10 minutes to look at The menu and then order a t-bone steak if they had it or pork chops a baked potato or onion rings and a salad.

[@Exodus_Gaming7]

@@walterabernathy5663 lol

[@griphboss7535]

FLUFFY

[@MonkeyDRomanTheManTheMythTheLe]

Ill make you laugh

[@gioiadelsapere]

"There'll be another 😊" No truer words have been said, that new relationship feeling makes you feel AMAZING

[@Rare_and_Unique1]

You always make me and thousands of people laugh hysterically!!!🎉🎉❤❤

[@christyadcock4966]

He's the best!

[@Rare_and_Unique1]

@@christyadcock4966 You said it! He is an awesome entertainer indeed!!

[@enigmawyoming5201]

I was in a terrible mood today. First, a freaking car crashed into my bedroom at 3:00 AM this morning. Then I broke my leg walking across the debris. Went to the hospital and I got quarantined because I tested positive for COVID. At 6:00 AM my girlfriend broke up with me because my life was “not stable” enough for to stick around. By 9:00 AM my house blew up from a gas leak because of the car crashing into the bedroom. No big deal! But….. later that day I found out none of my five (5!!!) Powerball tickets won $1.6 billion!! That was the final straw. I gave up. No I’m watching Fluffy on KZbin. Life is GRAND again!!!

[@algorithmsavior3820]

Sus

[@Love4Penguins32]

"Shower and Shit!" Damn Fluffy that was personal

[@davidrounds80]

I really cannot get enough of your videos fluffy. Because everything you say fluffy, you keep things real. And so very trkeep on being the amazing and wonderful person. You are and don't ever Is change fluffy.😎👍🏻💯💯💯

[@rosannefalvo5602]

You are sooo funny. I watch your shows online all the time. I would love to come and see one of your shows one day.

[@markdicristofaro904]

The greatest comedians will tell the truth. It's too bad that most people can't be like this. LOL.

[@km3455]

When they say they wanna talk but expect you to do all the talking, look bored/annoyed when you do manage to think of something to talk about, tell you that’s not interesting & then get mad at you 😅.

[@SarmBryan]

can’t wait to see the show this coming Thursday in Chicago🔥

[@southerncatlady]

I always know exactly where/what I want to eat, what I want to watch/do, and I love funny guys. Funny guys ARE pretty to me.

[@kathleenmider152]

All I can say is I love you Fluffy!!! No matter what you always make me laugh!! THANK YOU!!!!!

[@QuietChaos1996]

I think I'm a rare woman out in the wild that really 1) wouldn't care where I went to eat and 2) know exactly what I would want. Literally, no stalling nor games.

[@brittaanniedalen8504]

You makes me laugh even i have my bad days so thank you,Gabriel.😉❤

[@thirumalarchidambaram5390]

@8:50 the worst thing I would do, is have dinner without you... And have dinner with you, again ! 🤣🤣

[@superkidg9775]

"You will never look at that song again" bro i almost died when i heard that

[@irmagarcia8266]

I think Fluffy is thinking of flipping the coin!! Martin!!!!! Lmao

[@scotthickam904]

Most of his makeup is spot on

[@esmewitch]

Speaking from the female point if view, my ex would ask what I fancied eating. Easy answer, Chinese or Thai. "Would not not rather have Indian, we always have Chinese?" "Well I get Chinese, you get Indian?" "How about pizza? We both like pizza." So yeah, it generally evolves into "What do you want?", "Well what do you fancy?"

[@JadielGarniga-kj2qc]

Baby shark song hit hard 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jose.p1527]

Man I love Gabriel's jokes dude

[@web1272]

Bro ur literally the best

[@noobsplaysensei3324]

7:30 .... you actually changed my face from a smile to a sad face 😢 ... sorry bad memories.

[@jackgibsxxx0750]

Where do you want to eat?? I give them 2 choices. (3 on spacial occasions) and start driving towards the one I want. If I don't have an answer by the time I need to turn on my turn signal that's where we are eating. And they learn fast.

[@katbow5922]

Love it !!!

[@rafaelrodriguez6638]

My favorite

[@LouisWritingSomethingCrazy]

I'm here to tell you, that "where do you want to eat" question is just as difficult in a gay relationship as it is in a straight one.

[@lostboy960]

In my experience, my partners are neutral and chill af. They would ACTUALLY not care what I picked.

[@gaoie530]

My favorite starts at 5:35 😂....Too cute.

[@dennismehlfeld9720]

please #gabriel iglesias @gabriel iglesias come to europe again, especially germany or nearby .... you are awesome!

[@ashbonwolf9739]

great vid

[@sked699]

bro 18 minutes but 1,7 thousand views bro destroyed it

[@MeaslyMisterMinigun]

W rizz, Fluffy certified.

[@larryb131]

Love me some Fluffy! He's Awesome! ROFL Only he could get away with topics like this!

[@mohammedal-nakeeb3663]

How funny Really funny 😂😂😂

[@jamisintheair6657]

6:38 idk why but this one got me LOL

[@connorhung6958]

I love how he was like okay nvm for the Latina joke 😂

[@74Voyeur]

@ 2:29: I'll never eat churros again. 😂

[@Mango_lol2009]

Om nom nom

[@miriamaviles6948]

Fluffy!! Fluffy!! 😂😂😂

[@joedivald1051]

Love being single. And I chose.

[@ysfardaa222]

hey

[@MervilleJr]

Incredible bud.

[@alexkilgour1328]

"If you don't know why I'm mad, then I'm not going to tell you!"

[@tylergores7689]

I'm glad I'm I've been single for 27 years I apparently dodged a bullet in

[@israel3003]

Honestly to honor our real icon is to say that Gabriel Iglesias has a lot of real true devoted loving nice respectable friends and families and fans that know that they are so definitely so close to his big special big heart of his with his cool jokes and entertainment to all of his cool subscribers as best friends of his giving him always cool Vibes all the way down to the bottom of his true heart of his so blessed be to Gabriel Iglesias and of course blessed be to his family's and friend's and of course blessed be to his loyal fan's so please give clapping hands 👏 To your real icon Gabriel Iglesias our greatest living legend for everyone to enjoy the laughter and the greatness our true icon 👏❤️👍

[@haroldconover5221]

Man I'd like to see ypu live someday .

[@dirtdevilrcmotorsports]

Smooth landing.

[@claras3979]

I just got back binged watching your videos. Whatever have happened, hope you'll get through it and be healthier too! ❤

[@MommaARA]

I went through this with a couple exbf's. They ask me where I want to eat, I tell them directly, they turn it down over and over then tell me to make up my mind. WHAT!? i just told you bendajo. Fucking listen!!!

[@tldoctor2497]

Made me choke on my kush 😂😂😂

[@vulcan2882]

Fluffy is the best !!!

[@varuunbadree]

3rd one, i predict it

[@bretdaley6869]

FLUUUFFY 🎉

[@pouyatorkiyan3258]

Nice 👍

[@MoltenUprisingMK]

When he was talking about happiness and people in relationships are like magnets for other people being as happy as they are, lemme tell you, I felt like I was being attacked. Personally attacked. Because I'm single, and I'm not happy. I don't see how anyone could love me, and so I keep to myself. I don't bother putting myself out there. I don't go looking for a date, and I don't think dates are gonna come looking for me. I'm pretty skeptical about finding love.

[@akidmyself4053]

Clearly the being super happy in a new relationship is a guy phenomenon, because I've been in 2 and in both cases in the early stages I was like "I've been happier".

[@iPhonenaire]

Heads or tails. I died😅

[@MetalMusicManiac]

11:44 This killed me

[@jodyljohnson8515]

I was the 2,894th first! Thanks Fluffy with an E!🤣

[@jodyljohnson8515]

From Jody with an E!😂

[@jamesdutton7083]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I wish I could give this a million likes 😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-kx6xw3gx4z]

I love fluffy

[@Markinhorv]

Baby Shark, really??? That's a good one

[@congratsitsadegenerate7082]

Wassup peopleee

[@emanuelrojas2]

Wassup!

[@americanistafurioso]

Wassup

[@emanuelrojas2]

@@americanistafurioso wassup

[@SrinidhiModekurthi1310]

​@@emanuelrojas2wassup

[@americanistafurioso]

@@emanuelrojas2 wassup

[@scotthultin7769]

727 👍👍's up Fluffy thank you for sharing 😊😎😄😉

[@christyadcock4966]

I love being single. Lmao

[@JMPT]

Fluffy Nice 💕

[@lorisiccia5914]

The answer is always Tacos or Thai. but Burgers or Bbq are always good.

[@user-fs8tl8ql6i]

Fluffy for president

[@user-kx6xw3gx4z]

That's me brand new realtionship that's how i feel right now

[@user-ru7vt3qm2y]

I get that.

[@z3r422]

Lmfao bro my boyfriend is like that with the "how do you feel?" And the "where do you want to eat?" I just ask a question and I get either a paragraph response or a look

[@brandonthailand2062]

Just ask her, Guess where we are going to eat? Thats were you go.

[@Da-Butchar]

Yhea, that's a great one when it works. If it fails you just started the nope train. Waffels? No Italian? No Indian? No American? Her:What do you think? You:Yes? Her:no... Ones there are coals ons that train you better go past Walmart cause you are eating a omelette that day

[@Dnightshade100]

Believe it or not “what would you like to eat” is not a safe question to ask my GRANDPA! My GRANDPA! A GUY! My mom, aunts and grandma would ask him what he wants to eat and he would respond with a “ eh” or an “I don’t know” or an “I don’t care, whatever you want”. Then my grandma would say “fine, I want Taco Bell” and my grandpa would say “I hate Taco Bell!” (Internal screaming)

[@tenzinlungri8583]

Can u plz talk abt TIBET 😊

[@appelblossom4311]

Gabriel, the fluffy you are exactly right about gorgeous men ! When my dad was alive, he always used to tell me that are nice and pretty! I wished I listen to them! I’m a middle-age woman who is still single I’m in single for over 10 years and it’s not my choice. It’s just how my life has become. I don’t even know where to go to find a mate… Yes, I know there’s dating sites and I’ve done those with very poor luck! Any suggestions? Lol.

[@Gabriel-dp8zx]

Fluffy just get bigger in this video.

[@christyadcock4966]

I LOVE fluffy men!!!

[@rodimussupreme2329]

Ey, what’s up girl? 😏

[@Scott_Burton]

8:35-8:39 "The worst thing I'll ever do is have dinner without you." Since you have, for so many years been very open about your appetite, and your fluffiness. (Yes, I remember those years ago when you were this young comedian who was making my side hurt with your humor but I had only just discovered you. I wouldn't have said this then, but I'd think it) You really could have added, "and when I do, and then you show up, I'll have another dinner with you." 11:45-11:50 So, Latina is her name... Years later you came across her working a hotel front desk "I hear the bell!" ? :)) [You can only cycle each voice and persona so many times before they come back around. [Don't take that the wrong way, the fact that re-watching that moment from you years ago, and the skit a number of years later, just rekindled that skit, with a whole new life. "Nacho Libre"]

[@kathrynbillinghurst188]

My answer is… PIZZA 🍕 EVERY 🍕 TIME 🍕 🥳✌️🎉

[@GeorgeCarson4]

I will never look at the song the same way again

[@petervelocity6892]

Amen lord Jesus amen whooooooo yes sir god is great god is good I the name of Jesus mighty name amen

[@fimmytom854]

7:51

[@paooblo_baooblo]

WHo else heared that manly "yes!" at 1:56?

[@SimplehumanMale-ue5iq]

Imagine the relationship between 2 woman lol it must be exhausting

[@christyadcock4966]

I love Burger King!

[@varuunbadree]

Wait 4 hours ago.. Dang

[@sczender]

i guess those are the problems around the world, i thought it's only in my country lol

[@loganmacgyver2625]

My boyfriend is literally the girlfriend in the story lmao. I pick what we eat, I pick what we watch. And we are both men...😂

[@joanna0988]

Ya people don't understand that no matter the genders the relationship always balances out 😅

[@shiffyweinberg1493]

Who is the woman in the relationship?

[@fubaralakbar6800]

"Showering and shit" I started showering, and I felt better. Then I started shitting, and I REALLY felt better.

[@zsofiaagnesnagy5487]

Then my partner won the lottery. I know when I'm hungry and I know what I want to eat (or what I want in general). Yes & no answers guaranteed.

[@Zashic-up4ws]

Yo