Fonejacker - Internet Relationship Providings

[@Razgriz_01]

"She weighs 19 stones" "HOW MUCH!?" that shit always cracks me up.

[@56postoffice]

You know, I can't believe *Fonejacker* ended more than 10 years ago and they still crack me up. And the use of the visuals with the voices......genius.

[@misterpete8001]

Yeah the art work was class

[@TankEngine75]

Yeah

[@n1k32h]

What’s tv?

[@adamfirstman3605]

it's big brothers way of projecting onto the public the culture he wants to create

[@davidvidrman1863]

I should download it all while I can...

[@bipbipbopbop]

This is absolutely brilliant. The indian accent, the jackpot machine, the graphics...

[@nathandelautour9406]

And the elephant noise when he says 19 stone

[@jenniferbranch5740]

This makes me piss myself I feel low I put this one on 🤣🤣🤣🤣 love it every time this gets me 😁😀

[@leeannmansfield5254]

Farting stonings

[@Charlton2010]

@@jenniferbranch5740hope your feeling a lot better now 3 years on ❤

[@co5tellooffical]

"£40 then the monthly payments at £42 a month for the first month then its £18 for 1 month then 43 paymets of £92 for the next 367 months" This killed me 🤣

[@MontysKillerRabbit]

367 months is 30 years and 7 months. I've cried at this so many times.

[@grahamlive]

Pretty much predicted the future of paying app subscriptions.

[@SE-lc4hm]

I cant believe I've only just noticed the power button on his computer says "onings"

[@BritainsAbandonedRealms]

Haha

[@karpetcabin]

Well-noticed

[@Wyllfredd]

and offings

[@JC-fy9vu]

The computer is also called computings

[@rory_russell]

😂😂👌🏻

[@mxbx307]

What I always found so brilliant about Fonejacker was that you can really imagine everyone looking in real life like their animations.

[@edmayhem]

100 percent

[@RUFU58]

“Why you wanting the 13 stonings?!” 🤣

[@ShellysAshes]

"and make sure she weights about, 13 stone" "...13 stone?" "yee" "...why?"

[@PM-vb4od]

Because black guys like BBW's

[@jjammmees]

The blackings Guy likings the 13 stonings

[@jimmykray9583]

13 stone isn’t BBW lmao

[@ZolaMagic25]

Bbw has a 13 stone arse

[@MrrrPiccckles]

@@jimmykray9583 13 Stone is fat as fuck especially for a woman.

[@boomshake387]

"FOUR stone? That's anorexic mate!"

[@BossySwan]

Anorexings

[@EASYTIGER10]

"mmmmmm"

[@kodakwhite4523]

The last bit is best, when his girlfriend goes: “Don’t you fucking dare!”

[@atifmir7409]

Brilliant. Probably one of the best he did, the timing was on point and the participant was perfect. The gentle Indian accent and the dating results are hilarious. Also ending everything with "ings" LOL

[@basedblackbeard4456]

That makes me think it was fake, just too funny to be true especially the part about not being gay.

[@happyslap.rookie]

I reckon he probably knew it was a prank and was playing along with it just for fun

[@scottscott232]

I love that accent. It's cool, and chilled.

[@brettharter143]

When i get prank called i normally go along with it, so do most of my friends so its hardly impossible for this to be real lol

[@walbrzych9975]

His missus in the background " you fucking dare " lol

[@thanxbutno]

homosexuallings

[@MultiJunkStuff]

@quincee what is that profile picture? I keep seeing it.

[@kamrul828]

@@MultiJunkStuff haha me too everywhere I bet it must be some kiddy gaming thing my best guest

[@BossySwan]

Man on man lovings

[@dinosaurtreesflowers]

Blondings. Why are you wanting the thirting stonings?

[@BossySwan]

Dinosaur Trees Thirteen stonings may be too high on the Body Mass Indexings

[@TekkenBones]

3:04 Its FREE to join.....apart from the one off joining fee of £40 and then the monthly payments at: £42 a month for 1st month And then its £18 for one month And then 43 payments of £92 for the next 367 months...

[@tunadoomshitpost]

so basically 4k quid

[@Ishfaqw731]

December 2023. It ended so long ago but this is still absolute top quality

[@MarkWhitter-qm6ef]

My favourite Fonejacker call ever. The animations crease me up every time.

[@Bucketheadhead]

"19 stone" "HOW MUCH?" hahaha

[@XboxShorts]

"no no no not 19 stone"

[@majjukhan8064]

Hahaha

[@Mitche23]

Why do women carry 19 stones with them, is that a fashion choice

[@tommysparks3729]

The way wifey locked off the ting at the end :D

[@nickc3053]

For the next 367 months 😂 the guy was willing to sign up as well.

[@WedgePee]

That’s over 30 years!

[@chill579]

Love it when they give what is quite clearly a prank the time of day. I know I would.

[@BIIIIIGMAN]

2:49 IM NOT GAY! LOL. gets me everytime

[@UserName-br5zu]

Homosexualings

[@giuglianacamelia9249]

Still better than online dating sites. "I'm finding you dating's" 🤣

[@bartlemy]

still watching for the millionth time in 2019- still cracks me up

[@leestones9620]

Or its leet I've watched this a million times over the years and still watching it's the best

[@theoriginalbluey]

Same, this is never going to stop being totally hilarious!

[@ThorirEy]

For those not familiar with stones: 4 stones = 56 pounds (25kg) 12 stones = 168 pounds (76kg) 19 stones = 266 pounds (120 kg)

[@ThorirEy]

Borat Sagdiyev as you may have noticed I am not familiar with stones. I live in Iceland.

[@26FHM]

Gold!!!

[@ddrumdude]

*Stonings ;)

[@lissongreenbanger]

Picnic Boy even 12 stones is huge.

[@ThorirEy]

lissongreenbanger Not huge. A bit chubby.

[@DJFREDHEAD2010]

43 payments of £92 for the next 367 months hahahaha

[@markhirons8552]

I’m laughing my head off always come back to this when I’m stoned 😂😂😂 I’m literally crying at this

[@TheMancDroneGuy]

Every time an Indian speaks to me on the phone I have to watch this video 😂

[@MrWozOSRS]

When I hear 4 stone I literally stopped breathing for a solid 20 seconds as I was laughing way to hard 😂😂😂😂😂

[@luaking84]

Why? Why are you wanting the 13 stonings?

[@ThorirEy]

*Farting stonings

[@83JACKO]

philxyz why!? Why what? 😂😂😂

[@BossySwan]

13 stonings is quite lightings really

[@14kip]

then the monthly payments of 42 pounds for the first month, then its 18 pounds for a month then 43 payments of 92 pounds for the next 347 months :)

[@rhythmisadancer8394]

14kip 😂😂😂

[@olixbob]

367

[@BeatboxNorwich]

Had me in fits and I rewound it many times 😁😁

[@bazil83]

I love how you can hear Kayvan occasionally holding back laughing.

[@xjavan157]

It's free to join, except for the one off joining fee or £40

[@Kevin-eq1sj]

*40?*

[@patinho5589]

the one off joining fee of £40 per month for the first 18 months ;)

[@TiaLoveofLife]

"But she weights FOUR Stone!" Lol

[@Harmonical1]

This has gotta be one of the funniest videos I've ever seen! I love the 19 stonings.

[@adamoneale4396]

Ah fonejacker. Still love it to this day

[@chuppets77able]

"It's another brunette... Yeah... she's 20,yeah...and she weighs 4 stone!!! Me:😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MultiGamerClub]

Just discovering this guy, pure gold.

[@renesalazar557]

the homosexualings lololololol

[@clemhfandango.]

"No, I don't want that." LOL!

[@patrickmcdonnell3471]

I just love this it cracks me up everytime I watch it and the visuals are class bring back fonejacker where has he been .

[@romelgonzales2754]

The funniest thing about this whole video is the picture for the guy over the phone it sounds crazy but it the voice fits the picture

[@junesamuraigaming]

This never gets old 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@willowmadhuridixit8991]

48, that's an old woman?' 😂

[@BossySwan]

Oldings

[@Oly1810]

" you wanting for the homosexualings"?

[@yoe91]

0:42 he says 13 stones and then changes to 12 when the fonejacker asks him about it he got embarrassed for liking larger women lol.

[@dwaynesmith707]

"Shes a blonde the blue eyes shes weighing 12 stones and shes 48"

[@alexstewart2252]

I'd love to go out for a pint with Kayvan Novak

[@yoe91]

why are you homosexualings ?

[@IamSuperEffective]

Rubber dinghy rapids bro

[@Ramboo339]

Nearly choked on my beer lmao. Hilarious

[@johannamix966]

Ramboo339 glad you didn't choke mate! same ere xx

[@mitko159753]

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[@BeatboxNorwich]

Same 'ere, but on me Rosé 😁🍷

[@leehowson440]

Try not be choking on the beerings sir

[@djmkultra]

Every second of this is genius.

[@DanStep-v4k]

really has stood the test of time

[@natureisallpowerful]

His mam or girlfriend at the end though 😂😂

[@sinistertantrum7653]

I love this. Do another series please

[@Do_not_assume]

He nearly got busted at the end.

[@theblackwidowchronicles]

I wish Kayvan would bring this back. It's comedy gold

[@suzysuz4229]

was he trying to cheat on his missus?

[@RA-fn7co]

Suzy Suz no shit

[@saedm2359]

george how do you know he's black, I think it's a white chav

[@saedm2359]

@george????????

[@bazle64]

@george what do you mean whiteboy?

[@BossySwan]

george A bit of racism providings there

[@emmacook1984]

02:02 he nearly loses it lol

[@Shadowghost81]

I’m finding you the dating!!!

[@Btt8]

It's free to join apart from the one off joining fee of £40

[@KnugenMooMoo]

367 months 😂😂😂

[@garygup]

"Are you wanting for the homosexualings?" 😂

[@Rakki_Haitatsu]

I hope phonejacker and ownage pranks realize how much of an impact thier videos have and had on people. They literally saved people's lives with thier comedy.

[@thesoames2012]

this has to be my fav phone prank ever

[@hassanismael7126]

“Different types of swingings” 😂😂

[@goodoldblighty7481]

Do you wanna sighn up for the swingers?yes fckn right,sighn me up bruv lol

[@mypenisissmallerthananantb1191]

It's free to join except the one off joining fee of £40 then another payment of £80 and 43 payments of £92

[@EASYTIGER10]

"She's got the blue eyes and she's the 4 stone"🤣

[@Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______]

I like how it shows the elephant for 19 stone. VERY clever touch of genius that. (':

[@jetrainss]

Are you wanting the homosexualings?

[@davewilliams7130]

The sooner this programme returns the better!

[@petermcgill1559]

It really was the animation that made it all so funny :)

[@simongatt9044]

Ok I finding you the dating!

[@djcheckmate1]

did anyone else see the button on the computer "onings" hahahaha

[@djswift1986]

The button on the left probably says offings haha

[@belmarfilms]

Don Juan It does.

[@jobaby1901]

The 'ings' are killing me off 😂😂😂

[@michaeljacobs6151]

4 stone that's anorexic mate.What about the swinging? Yh I'm up for that shit lol

[@angielewis4158]

Lol 😂the jack pot machine

[@AhhTheBonnie]

Sign you up for the Swingings?? Swingings?? - Oh Yeah I'm in to that Shit Hahahah

[@d1rt3ejdeed83]

The picture of the man on the phone sitting on the sofa is hilarious

[@originalmindtrick117]

This is one of the best prank calls ever. The guy don't seem all that smart. Don't think he is black though.

[@Will-eb7fr]

I think he was, man.

[@absurdrhino]

*doesn't

[@vermilliongecko]

The fact that he liked larger ladies, and vehemently denied that he was gay, made me think that he was black. That may be the most racist thing I've ever typed.

[@56postoffice]

@@vermilliongecko *BAWAHAHAHAHA!* 😂😂😂😂

[@bazle64]

I like black

[@GRiMHOLDx]

"BUT SHE 4 STONE M8!?! DAYS ANOREXIC" (OR A CHILD) LOL

[@antoaneta70]

I’m dying this is too funny 😂

[@Harmonical1]

I listened very carefully this time. By my calculation, although it's "free to join", I worked out that it will cost £5780! That's very expensive datings.

[@bobboboogaloo]

Way better than the first one. I love his billing descriptions. You can just hear the people on the other line thinking "COR!?!"

[@notyetskeletal4809]

I had to crack at 4 stone. Big laugh. It was like a sneeze that needed to be snozen.

[@mikeyaaaay]

Why you wanting the 13 stonings? Hahahaha

[@otoolepw]

2:42 why you wanting for the homosexualings!!! 😂

[@MeganNeilson92]

blondings hahaha

[@lazy9432]

You want to sign up for the swingings 😂

[@arnoldrimmer9161]

We need more shows like this, unfortunately all the latte drinking snowflakes who are offended by this would want it banned

[@arnoldrimmer9161]

@Spacey Tracey yeah, quite controversial even back then, clever show all the same. Imagine what the snowflakes would say, they'd be traumatised for the rest of their lives!

[@natureisallpowerful]

How could people be offended by this.its pure light hearted fun.😔

[@danielpalmer8886]

Snowflakes

[@DewyPeters96]

nahhh they wouldn't; everyone knows this is gold ;)

[@GudieveNing]

@@natureisallpowerful The only type who are offended lack intellect. We have a generation today who are bought up on Strictly, X Factor, dumbed down sound byte news and no science programming or anything to form a robust industrious creative mind. Kind of why you see people wearing masks outside during the Covid 'pandemic' or when in their cars alone. No brains, just reactionary artificially instinctive behaviour from 15 years of contemporary liberal brainwashing. And this is very dangerous for our freedoms.

[@BeyonDreality22]

Ha ha this is how they sound at talk talk 😂😂

[@agdgdgwngo]

"We are doing the the different kinds of the swinging"

[@Such-a-lady]

Blindings, computings, onings, datings, swingings, 19ngs... 😂😂😂😂

[@EuroB0B1]

Haha he got collared by the Mrs.

[@CR77JokrLmao]

This is making me laugh so hard lmao...😂😂😂. Fonejacker is crazy funny

[@tiger131071]

Oh I miss fonejacker so much...this is so good 😂

[@leestones9620]

I first heard this about 8 years ago and i still have a listen every few monthings and it still make me laugh my head off 😂 🤣

[@rory_russell]

“FOUR STONE!?” 😂

[@dizzyrico]

48 that's a old woman..nah I don't want that . The swingings... Yea I'm up for that shit ..laughs So you're into the swingings Hilarious 10 years later I cry with laughter 2019.

[@willhull1735]

4 stone 😂😂😂😂😂 i blooody wet myself lol

[@Fasneocroth]

'13 stone.' ... 'Why?' hahahaha

[@leehowson440]

Do you want the swingings sir?. My other half is kicking off because she can't hear the TV because I'm laughing so loudings