Food Truck | Awkward Puppets

[@AwkwardPuppets]

Like this video if you aren't a vegan.

[@minfiresmanyeah]

What if I'm vegetarian 😂

[@alirazi9198]

@@minfiresmanyeah you are not a vegan

[@dcdvvc]

Wassup Carlos

[@GomezMedia1]

You mean like this video if you are normal.

[@GomezMedia1]

@@dcdvvc wassup

[@hometube66]

"listen lady i don't care about the planet when i'm hungry." weirdly relatable.

[@fr3ddyfazbr106]

ikr? i dont know why, but it just really hits close to home 🤷

[@daddyscrapes]

😂😂😂😂

[@gamergirlnami2186]

this might be the funniest elatable comment I've ever seen😂😂😂

[@jayjayfisher7910]

This is so relatable

[@lotussim6970]

Lol 😆

[@itsqmu466]

“so its a salad wrapped in a salad with a side of salad”

[@jplarrivey6225]

It’s bekfast

[@me12rocks]

This 1 is my favorite... 😅

[@monsterman121]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nathangi7917]

It's light and delicious...

[@subhan6802]

How you get 1000 likes just by saying what they said in the vid

[@matthewvaldovinos3731]

"I dont care about the planet when I'm hungry" Why is that such a mood?😂😂

[@atriacharya2967]

I'm studying electrical engineering and want to go into solar energy research later on. BUT I TOO DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PLANET WHEN I'M HUNGRYYYY!!!!

[@chickentendiessa]

who do the frick cares at the planet when hungry jk lol lol lol

[@tiedyemanatee9291]

This is why we see so much litter. Because people who don’t care about their health in turn don’t care about the planets health

[@gioliv5636]

@@tiedyemanatee9291 don’t worry dude USA only a joke

[@bloodproxy]

AMEN

[@davidelizarraga6326]

Diego: No meat, no cheese, no bread, and no alcohol? "Correct" Diego: do you hate happiness?

[@davidelizarraga6326]

Next video: diego goes to McDonald's and everything is broken

[@chickentendiessa]

more meat

[@carlazuz1201]

Wow well done you repeated exactly what the video said very innovative

[@davidelizarraga6326]

@@carlazuz1201 lol

[@darlenedavis6557]

I looked at this the second he said that

[@sleepdeprivedhorseman4835]

“I tried meditation once, I fell asleep for 3 days.” That had me crying bro. The therapy part, too f*ckin true bro

[@jcpnlz]

Bro i spat out my food i was dying and coughing at the same time haha.

[@123legoz4]

Same😂

[@Greenkitten45]

That sounded amazing but also had me 😂😂😂

[@immortalsun]

Therapy can actually be wonderful if you’re struggling

[@SamuelCaballeros-f6h]

Weak

[@lessermook7608]

she's getting revenge for that bad customer service last time.

[@steelstreet3765]

Its the same woman puppet right

[@Itz_Juzzy]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@iankuzushi4543]

lmao HAHAHA

[@deliq25]

I said that

[@philingrouille7198]

@@steelstreet3765 I think it is. Her name's Karen.

[@lonekirin905]

Employee: How does a tofu spinnach sub sound? Diego: Sounds depressing

[@justanimationz5767]

Lol

[@warsin8641]

LOL

[@animalsarebeautifulpeople3094]

lol it's crazy how much indoctrination moulds you so you automatically assume that outside of your "habit" everything is just weird and depressing

[@syokaumutulu2943]

@@animalsarebeautifulpeople3094 there's that thing they call a sense of humour. You should get one

[@empireleaguesociety2824]

It actually does...

[@imjustavillagerdude.5527]

“Lady I do not care about being heathy or being sustainable I just want food in my mouth that doesn’t taste like shit.” Way too relatable.

[@Coryraisa]

Definitely relatable!!! I love this!!!!

[@CloudpiIIows]

“Can I have an all natural, organic, fresh pressed tequila.”

[@jocomfiresin6982]

He said "do you have" putting it in quotations then fucking up the quote is just dumb...

[@sitoa3343]

@@jocomfiresin6982 Calm down, they watched the video and probably remembered it wrong.

[@jocomfiresin6982]

@@sitoa3343 I am very calm. A misquote only slowly snowballs till it has no semblance of it's meaning. I'm just pointing out the mistake for her sake.

[@digdootyditches6789]

@@jocomfiresin6982 gæ

[@jocomfiresin6982]

@@digdootyditches6789 Where we going mate?

[@vitof8735]

"I'm impressed" "So would you like to order?" "NO" I'm dead

[@leooo770]

“Wait what?”

[@philiplathrop9250]

F in the chat

[@Scouty222]

“It’s good for like..for vegan food. It’s not good for like…food food ya know?”

[@jcd221]

​@@Scouty222 no I don't

[@Scouty222]

@@jcd221 alright what about drinks? You got any drinks?

[@beatricebrown6581]

1:54 “No meat?” Why would a cupcake have meat? 🤣

[@bernalshawn39]

The egg

[@rollout1984]

Have you ever seen Cupcake Wars? They give the bakers the most bizarre ingredients you'd never put into a cupcake then the judges get all snobby when the cactus and salmon cupcake doesn't impress them

[@PranavPalakode]

True tho 😂

[@2manycds]

Diego: "I tried meditation once and fell asleep for 3 days".

[@chuggggggy]

Sounds like he overly succeeded at it then.

[@Xenoscoutknight]

And therapy what’s the point in paying someone to tell you sh*t you already know?

[@pifflesomepuffnadder855]

@@Xenoscoutknight That line was perfect! Honestly, I've never really been in therapy, but if it's exactly how Diego puts it, then I don't know how to feel.

[@justsomevids4541]

@@pifflesomepuffnadder855 you should see a therapist about that

[@pifflesomepuffnadder855]

@@justsomevids4541 Heh.

[@iMangoVerde]

"It's good for vegan food, it's not good for food food" 😂 I feel him lmaooo

[@LoveIncest]

I mean, some vegan food is actually pretty dope, but... some meat in between wouldn't hurt 😭😭😭

[@keithoshei6683]

@@LoveIncest bro your name? Are you a chick or a dude.

[@keithoshei6683]

@Benjamin Guess no. Just asked weird name. Seems like something a guy would say but the pic is a chick.

[@bernardomarkuskampffdemelo4323]

There is some vegan food i actually like, but non-vegan food still tends to taste better...

[@gobby2127]

Vegan food is nasty cardboard plus it's not healthy.

[@electrogestapo]

You gotta admire the man's single-mindedness and determination.

[@elcreatescontent]

“No meat, no cheese, no bread and no alcohol?’’ “Why do you hate happiness?”

[@okanimedubbed7276]

Haha

[@joshua1b4dalton72]

What the song at the end of the video

[@Phantom-un9te]

2:20

[@very7962]

Every vegan ever.

[@random6033]

alcohol smells like shit and tastes like shit, because it's shit

[@luckyhair7052]

Quote of the day...”I don’t care about the planet when I’m hungry”😂😂Thank you Diego! Edit: I had a crap day today so thank you to everyone who liked this I’m very great full!🙏

[@nqobilengcobo9285]

lol relatable

[@crab_crew]

So true

[@Natural_Power]

This sentence is changing my life

[@themindset4164]

That statement holds so much power. Diego just dropped the take of the fucking century lmao 😂

[@alotaran]

Fun fact they are saving the animals and killing the plants lol

[@lynxager]

"do you have all natural, organic fresh pressed tequila"

[@dianaherrera4819]

Yas!

[@thecartoonist8268]

Kill me

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@@thecartoonist8268 🔫

[@trillest_6785]

@@--__________________________-- @ɭøʂɻ ɕçʧɞ

[@jrod619ss2]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brenyatta]

“I care about food in my mouth that does not taste like shit.” -Diego, but also pretty much everyone

[@BharatSharma-of9du]

That's selfishness now

[@josemelendez7691]

“Lady, I don’t care about sustainable, I don’t care about healthy, I care about food in my mouth that does not taste like sh*t” 😂🤣

[@garima240]

Literally 😂

[@muaazahmed545]

Fr😂

[@Sinful0men]

Facts bro

[@halfawakeboi1361]

That's me everyday

[@trueanonymous3112]

wouldve been the same for me

[@Blossombarbiee]

Diego: “Do you hate happiness” I’m dying 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@CorpigPlays]

🤣🤣🤣

[@BharatSharma-of9du]

Look at the happiness and the freedom of the no. Of animals saved

[@Greenkitten45]

It's a relatable feeling.

[@alexmason14490]

"listen lady, i don't care about the planet when I'm hungry" LMAO.

[@lauraeli237]

“It sounds depressing “ JAJAJAJAJAAJAJANAJAJAJAJ that killed me

[@DanielaTorres-qw6uo]

Jajajaj that’s the best part

[@corndogiggy2664]

"jaja"?

[@DanielaTorres-qw6uo]

@@corndogiggy2664 ???

[@lauraeli237]

@@corndogiggy2664 spanish laugh(?

[@ytpsauce614]

How are u still alive?

[@hasmathsyed3234]

“How does a tofu spinach sub sound?” “It sounds depressing”

[@evanrichter6191]

It does

[@CorpigPlays]

😂👍

[@lucianowillemse8244]

Tofu can be pretty tasty if you know how to make it taste good as in Japanese cooking. But y'all 'Muricans don't know real flavour except ultra-processed junk food.

[@Supesrtar_28]

“Alright I’ll just have a steak and a beer please”had me on the floor😂🤣

[@jmptv4156]

"Do you hate happiness?" "Of course not, i just love being depressed"

[@dayumsun8395]

"What's the point of paying someone to tell you sht you already know? " -Diego, 2020

[@ajaxgamr4458]

He has a valid point.

[@gericko4931]

@@ajaxgamr4458 not really, the work of those people goes way beyond telling someone something they already know. The real work of them is giving people tools to overcome a problem they are facing, they will not fix it because they are not you, but they will tell you what you can do to improve the situation. Personally I went to one of my university's psychologists and he told me what I had but in a way I had not think about it before. Specifically I have social anxiety and multiple childhood traumas but I didn't know they were real problems until I talked with my psychologist. It was really helpful and it helped me overcoming my problems and understanding myself a lot better. If I didn't have ask for help when I did I would be struggling really hard and at the edge of suicidal thoughts and depression.

[@ajaxgamr4458]

@@gericko4931 it was a joke. Sorry if it was not obvious.

[@Ookami20]

This was the one I was looking for lol

[@ahmedrrqqq3396]

That one killed me 🤣😂

[@fitnesslegacy-net]

“Listen lady, I don’t care about the planet when I’m hungry.” Absolutely killed me 😂😂😂😂

[@kanulesarmes3148]

“I tried meditation once, I fell asleep for 3 days.” I felt that...

[@cool_cat007smoove3]

lol

[@ajaxgamr4458]

3 days? I fell asleep for 3 months!

[@CorpigPlays]

😂😂😂

[@khalidrachad2673]

"Do you have all natural organic fresh pressed tequila" 😂

[@SwuidOnYT]

69 likes glad I can ruin that >:)

[@look4thestarss]

The fact that he kept asking for more options instead of just living made me laugh so hard Diego: “how do you make ur problems go away?” Her: “by meditation and therapy” Diego: “ I tried meditating once fell asleep for 3 days and therapy, what’s the point of paying someone to tell u sh*t that u already know”

[@carter-dq1uo]

Lady: Tells him for 3 minutes that they don't do animal products or alchohol Diego: Can I have a steak and a beer please? 🤣🤣🤣

[@garima240]

Yup literally laughed at that part so hard 🤣🤣😂😂

[@evanrichter6191]

Deception

[@JohnSmith-ds3hd]

Diego: I tried meditation once and fell asleep for three days. Me: Is it possible to learn this power? Diego: Not from a vegan.

[@centralprocessingunit2564]

gautama buddha was vegan.

[@NibiruPrime2012]

Star Wars reference: Vegan Style!

[@areyousureyouenteredyourna85]

Therapy made me crazy. No joke. Meditation, now THAT'S a joke!

[@ezchannel493]

Safe to say that my virtual Physical Science class in meditation. I fell asleep 15 minutes into the class until my Mom noticed and woke me up.

[@Basinrails]

“Listen, Lady. I don’t care about the planet when I’m hungry.” He’s got a point.

[@iloveyougayassniggabitch]

Fr💯

[@Edward_Gonzalez_777]

I like how he says “What the hell did you just say to me” 😂

[@michaeliroegbu7240]

She's telling a Mexican what a taco should be? 😂😂😭😭

[@yucol5661]

tacos are not really mexican food from mexico. They are TexMex

[@athousandyearoldfossil5059]

@@yucol5661 They are from Mexico. We got Texmex way back when immigrants were on the rise and since food was still very regional, they made tacos with whatever they could find in America, making Texmex, American tacos, Fried tacos, and others. As a quote from this documentary I watched. "The American taco, is a taco of survival"

[@abner0920]

@@yucol5661 No, they actually are mexican.

[@michaeliroegbu7240]

@@yucol5661 really?

[@dianaval6082]

Tacos are Mexican, but tocos what American think tacos are like hard shells and lettuce and cheese that’s TexMex totally different, Taco Bell isn’t Mexican good it’s TexMex food it’s basically American food mixed with a little of Mexican

[@itsjust_theog826]

1:34 best lines I've had ever heard

[@ComicalRealm]

If you come across a food truck that makes Broccoli Tacos, run away and don't look back

[@fourteen_luan_14fortuin75]

Get the hell out of there...

[@minedemon6667]

Jokes on you, I’m into that shit. Though, I would still keep the meat and put some of that white cheese into the mix as well. Otherwise it wouldn’t really be a taco.

[@Icy_Monster]

I will run away, but im gonna look back to see the explosion

[@natelicious_money170]

@@minedemon6667 if tacos have cheese or brocolli it isnt a real authentic Mexican taco

[@minedemon6667]

I’m Mexican myself, and my mom makes tacos. So, technically, if I just put broccoli and cheese inside, it’s still authentic. I’m known in my family for having a unique taste, I’m well aware.

[@alikhan9480]

1:12 “I don’t care about the planet when I’m hungry”😭😂

[@jackngo9338]

So true.

[@mauriciosalcido7898]

😂👍

[@CorpigPlays]

✋🤣

[@mahirkarim6884]

@@CorpigPlays🤣

[@mahirkarim6884]

“Do you hate happiness”

[@wainted7132]

" i dont care about the planet when im hungry" lol same

[@lmaoooo49]

"What the he'll did you say to me" had me dying

[@zosangliana6153]

"I don't care about the planet when I'm hungry" Feel that😂

[@MHTutorials3D]

That's the world we live in LOL

[@samuelboundy7184]

"What's the point of paying someone to tell you shit you already know?" Truer words, never spoken...

[@patrickrkruger]

If its a dominatrix...

[@NoOne-uo3kd]

@@patrickrkruger not on this good christian minecraft server

[@UMI.Fx6383]

Each time Diego speaks, he speaks legendary quotes

[@Blou1372]

FACTS!!!!

[@danyile6130]

"How does a tofu spinach sub sound?" Diego: *I..it sounds depressing..*

[@dutchess8]

2:38 Diego: I tried meditation once and I fell asleep for 3 days 😂😂😭 Diego: and what's the point of paying someone to tell you things you already know 💔but low key accurate

[@rafaelc.decarvalho1457]

Holy guacamole. The compadre who writes this material is a genius

[@francescabrando1695]

"So no meat, no cheese, no bread, no alcohol. Do you hate hapiness?"

[@IceSpiceIceySpicey]

That's rude:,-)

[@VeggieGirl07]

I'm happy that vegan cheese and impossible meat exist. That shit is bomb

[@3mmaniskingg521]

Benita: What do you want Taquela or A divorce Diego: Tequila and a divorce

[@nqobilengcobo9285]

yep that's Diego tequila is his life not maria

[@me12rocks]

Instead of 'Me' it should be 'Benitta'

[@CorpigPlays]

😂

[@ahmed_99x]

0:09 what the hell did u say to me 😂😂💔 Diego is a legend

[@Gonegonegonegone]

"Do you hate happiness." Hahahaha. I'm laughing so hard!!!

[@h.mood1]

This is funny as hell man! Great job on the videos. I wish they were longer, but I know how hard you work to make these videos so I’m not gonna complain.

[@nomAn_ghxst]

“I don’t care about the planet when I’m hungry”😭😭🤣

[@boomer0.148]

"Do you have all natural organic fresh pressed Taquila" Hilarious 🤣

[@darthshenron5180]

This is the most bursting laugh I've had watching diego specially the part do u hate happiness lol.

[@kimia5506]

“Do you hate happiness” lmao😂😂

[@alejandrovicedo5832]

This guy is insane: new video every monday, only youtuber that delivers

[@Icy_Monster]

Jacksepticeye who uploads almost daily: *You dare oppose me mortal*

[@69k_gold]

"We don't do that here.." "Why don't you do me instead.."

[@adityachauhan7527]

"listen lady, I don't care about the planet when I'm hungry" 😂 lol!

[@jesselaakkonen]

diego: ”no meat, no cheese, no bread and no alcohol? girl: correct! diego: like, do you hate happiness” lmaoo😭

[@osamaalesayi6442]

2:47 OMG LOL....LMAO....🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brijpalsingh2257]

"Sir are you gonna order something?" "Hmmm,ok I'll have a steak and a beer."

[@isaacfrank2801]

"Hey lady, I don't care about sustainable, I don't care about healthy, I care about food in my mouth that doesn't taste like shit" 🤣🤣

[@nhlanhlashamase3453]

"Your in like everything here tastes delicious "

[@garinsnidow1934]

@@nhlanhlashamase3453 *luck

[@ethioware]

"I don't care about the planet when I'm hungry" LMAO

[@kronimusproductions9397]

2:25 “do you hate happiness?” 🤣

[@pogchamp4381]

“It’s sounds depressing “ Literally 2020 !

[@qwertystar108]

Diego: " Do you hate happiness ?" 2:25 Me: Yeah Dude Nowadays people hate YOUR HAPPINESS. I dont know why

[@riax7371]

Deigo: “Thats a flower on a cracker” Me: 😂😂🤪

[@ev.kid_3310]

If you use “🤪” Your personality is more fucking blander then water

[@riax7371]

@@ev.kid_3310 i dont get it im lost

[@SprintMan]

0:33 god help me I’m fucking dying! 😂😂🤣🤣 “So it’s a salad, wrapped in a salad, with a side of salad”.

[@khaleesi8874]

This is probably my favorite awkward puppets sketch 😂😂😂😂

[@rozhandropolster4392]

"I don't care about the planet when I'm hungry" Me and Diego are the same person😂

[@LittlebigG]

The guy kept his promise, post every Monday. Believe me we’ll never get enough from Diego 😭😂

[@swarnakchowdhury3545]

"Do you hate happiness?" Laughed my ass off 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@abm6772]

“i tried to mediate once i fell asleep for 3 days”😂😂

[@Moukraan]

1:15 "okay listen lady, I don't care about the planet when I'm hungry" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@supremeerickchaos4305]

"look lady, I don't care about the planet when I am hungry" same

[@yourlover6094]

Every other human being: 🙎🏼‍♀️ Diego: 🍸

[@mariokpc7775]

🍸This is tequila

[@jonathangarcia6031]

I amazed about how patience the girls is

[@ConquerorOfMountains]

"i dont care about the planet when im hungry" LOL SO TRUE

[@luisg.7015]

"So it's a salad wrapped in salad with a side of salad" XD

[@bae896]

"Do you hate happiness?" 😂😂😂😂

[@slowfingers3034]

"Idc about the planet, when I'm hungry"damnn... 😂

[@anzaforbes8819]

“Do you hate happiness?” This sent me flying 😭😭

[@lilchurro5095]

"No meat, no cheese, no bread and no alcohol" Definitely a life without happiness!

[@PranavPalakode]

“Instead of bread, you get almond.” 💀💀💀

[@jmrmtch1138]

No one: Diego:Tequila

[@caden9622]

Vegan Teacher: We don’t do that here, how about a tree? Diego: 😑

[@chukydromos]

Diego: A tequila tree?

[@optelinaalvarado8758]

LETS MAKE THIS #1 TRENDING HE DESERVES THIS SINCE A LOONNNGGG TIME 🤪❤💕

[@noellimon45]

Diego made some good points. But when he said "I tried meditation once, and fell asleep for 3 days." I died. 💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂

[@CorpigPlays]

🤣💀

[@Zoroastrian88]

Do you hate happiness? Ahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahah unjust Love this three things he says!! „A flower on a top of a cracker“ and „So it’s a salad wrapped in a salad with salad on the side?“ hahahaha i just love this guy

[@makinonagase8888]

“It’s good for like vegan but not good for a food food” - I felt that in my tastebuds

[@thomas5t5]

It’s 2020, everything is broken, even food and cultures

[@nqobilengcobo9285]

ahh not really

[@GomezMedia1]

Except Mexican, no one can break Mexican.

[@natelicious_money170]

@@GomezMedia1 fax

[@obiwankesnowbi9807]

@@nqobilengcobo9285ok Sarah

[@centralprocessingunit2564]

vegan is culture

[@adelowoadegbite3896]

“I care about food in my mouth that does not taste like shit”😂😂

[@gaunterodimmmastermirrors72]

He sounded so offended when she offered the first thing. *W-What the hell did you just say to me?*

[@ComicalRealm]

Remember, if you drink pickle juice instead of water and post about it on social media, you're one of the cool kids

[@jonahgoodman]

I can't believe she keeps protecting the planet only by herself, and never gets tired of that.

[@johniluno7302]

You guys have always made my day. Thank you!!

[@errolneal9789]

"Do you hate happiness " lmao!

[@anonymousbeats4567]

"I don't care about the planet when I'm hungry" Best reply to vegans

[@ajaxgamr4458]

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