Football | Stand Up Comedy by Mohd Suhel

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Shot and recorded by The Habitat Team at a live standup comedy event at The Habitat, Mumbai.
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@@symphonyfifth dekha la bhai... ya aacha insan ha jarur dehanga

[@sudhanshu995]

Whole clip was super entertaining but the best part was when he said bye

[@prashantjoshi5121]

jhaant bhar ki hasi ni aai bhai , ptani audience kya phook ke baithi hai , tabhi aati hai kisi b chez m hasi

[@KingsMeN000]

Last joke ka kya mtb tha?

[@grindop9383]

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[@my_father_sorry_i_am_lying_now]

Gooball fan itna boring he isliye nahi famous yaha

[@aayushpatil777]

3:03 ye kya samay raina ke liye tha?! XD

[@Vitamin_protein_USSR]

Op 🔥

[@AbhisarRawat]

He looks like the kind of guy who would pin hate comments to show that he doesn't care but will start crying while holding his teddy bear after that

[@chaserxgaming9813]

lagta hai tujhe kabhi mummy ka milk nhi mila kyuki 2 baap hai tere

[@rajnikharge8304]

This guy never fails to disappoint us

[@divyanshupanwar2518]

Hagne jara hun main uske baad dekhunga

[@ishanali729]

Pr yaha Kyu hagne laga tu 👀

[@king-uc5zs]

@@ishanali729 kyo ke tu uthane kea leayea tyr ha 🙂

[@stingfly974]

Theek hae bro tum jaa mae pause karke rakhta hu

[@ashutoshpatra3]

Me hagte hagte dekh raha hu

[@divyanshupanwar2518]

@@stingfly974 thanks bro

[@kryptocat4240]

Messi left leg insurance >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> entire ICC and BCCI life time income 🤣🤣

[@my_father_sorry_i_am_lying_now]

Iske baap European he kya ?😂 jo itna gooball ki chatra

[@sabinkazibhandari9944]

What a joke! 👎

[@digantpegu6489]

I was the biggest football fan ...From now onwards my perspective towards football has changed

[@ManveerSingh-wk8xf]

that means u were never a true fan, and have very less knowledge.

[@waseemshaik6982]

chess ki goti daal de fir

[@divyanshutripathy3484]

Now, which sport can even think of topping maut ka kua

[@saugatpoudel8562]

haan........ to chutiye tu kabhi football fan nahi thaaa

[@dharmnayak5474]

agar ye jokes se tera football pe perspective badla hai to tu pakka Ronaldo fan hai

[@avnayyy]

this guy never disappoints to fail us

[@faizanfarooqui6625]

Ulta likh diyo ho chacha

[@faizanfarooqui6625]

Ulta likh diyo ho chacha

[@Rahul-ow8qz]

@@faizanfarooqui6625 humour hasn't entered Uttar Pardes yet.

[@sachinvastrakar6650]

This too stay strong Babar Azam shall pass.

[@sumitparichha1001]

@@Rahul-ow8qz bulldozer nikle wahan se tab na

[@PandaTheAB]

Half football wala idea sahi hai. The squash of football. Both teams try to score in same net. Whoever hits the ball last gets the goal. No own goal.😄

[@kaleell]

As a football fan this made me laugh

[@vishalpatle1348]

Mai maut ka kuwa dekhta hu, 30 rupay me unlimited 😂😂😂

[@varuncu2756]

His perspective is his joke. This was a good one!

[@privategamer6053]

"Successfully wasted another 4mins 24sec of my life....."

[@nazimmansuri9986]

And what about leaving comment ?

[@privategamer6053]

@@nazimmansuri9986 still worthy as it could save other's 4mins 24sec...

[@adarshgautam7221]

Shit yaar ...agar ye comment mei 4:30 secs phle dekhta toh time Bach jata tha.

[@MasuCreation]

You noticed??? 1st time stand up comedy by Muhammad Suhel 👀

[@aakash6802]

Unpopular opinion: When you are popular, your lame jokes also started working👍

[@RakeshSingh-zo3zw]

This guy never fails to dissapoint us!!

[@missysassypants8133]

Love this guy!! Can I keep him?

[@viralnaga9147]

Football comparing to cricket it's more fun n interesting ❤️‍🩹die hard fan of football

[@mhmirza3682]

football is not just a game it's an emotion 🔥✨💙🙌,

[@hasansarwarsabit28]

Lun*d mera😂

[@Jaykaria07]

It was a horror movie

[@my_father_sorry_i_am_lying_now]

😂 ha ek aur joke suna

[@mhmirza3682]

@@my_father_sorry_i_am_lying_now kaisa joke ,bole to?

[@kuldeepsinhrajput2673]

Isn't it look like in name of comedy they are making fun of football

[@Spsp05]

Goal maarna itna easy nahi jitna joke maarna hai bhai isliye aapko pasand nahi aaya hoga football is a best sport.

[@1Anket]

I was watching this video and then my neighbour came and we watched it together. He said that this video changed his life and touched his heart. I then went and rented a projector in a big field and my entire town watched it and it changed their lives too. We all are so grateful. Thank You for this video….

[@Dukanwallah]

Broo.. Kis intention ke saath ye comment kiya ha tune😂

[@This_is_Ap]

Matlab kuch bhi.... 😂

[@my_father_sorry_i_am_lying_now]

Gooball isiliye india china usa japan korea singapore canada kisi bhi samzdar desh me famous nahi he

[@zlex3611]

kaash ww3 hojati aur hume ye joke sunna nahi padta

[@anishmathew7820]

Literally laughing a lot...football content epic

[@nasamajh_ladki]

Ladka khate peete ghar ka hai

[@fearzstealth]

🤣

[@Theflowermoon764]

My perspective change about football from NOW on.

[@SatyamKhare_Official]

By far the best set of jokes from you Sohail 🙌

[@sumit_pd_sahani98]

That,samay Raina reference is so Hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SandeepChauhan-ek6ql]

Football is greater then your whole life 💪🏻😅😅

[@Solly2201]

This was the last act of the night kyuki isko dekhne ke baad audience me vaise bhi kuch jhelne ka patience nahi bachega💀👍

[@chaserxgaming9813]

tere parents tujhe patiently bada kiye im shocked

[@sajidhssi3445]

@@chaserxgaming9813 sarcasm😑

[@AlhiraschoolRattihalli]

audience ka laughter sun rahe ho ? wahi kaafi hai a jaanne ke liye ki usne kitna achha kiya hai.

[@WaqasAhmad-0]

@@AlhiraschoolRattihalli laughter tum apni video me b daal skte ho while standing still, they put laughter during post-production, there wasn't anything funny

[@ishika710]

@@WaqasAhmad-0 fun is subjective you or me is no one to decide that.

[@Shubham-bo8pd]

Suhel: hi Audience:🤣🤣 Suhel: toh kya haal chal Audience 🤣🤣🤣 Suhel: ye tshirt kaisi h Audience 🤣🤣

[@GauravMadaanYoutube]

Maut ka kuaan😂😂😂

[@afroj510]

Love from-Kolkata❤️

[@BASICCONCEPTSOFMATHEMATICS]

U r awsome bhai....

[@anujrawat4325]

Nailed it😂

[@TeamHrithikRoshan]

Finally a good set

[@shradhanandadehuri]

Bhai mard khelte hai football 😎🤏 Or football me 3 refri ta ground me rehte hai 😀😀😀 Par kui ni apko pata nehi hai na 😅 Love from odisha kandhamal ♥️✌️🫂

[@itszu6836]

Toh virat kohli, ms dhoni mard nehi hain kya?

[@soulvivek2917]

I like his inconsistency

[@Chetan_Access]

Stand up Comedy by Mohd Suhel !? Who is that guy?

[@chaserxgaming9813]

u taking his name shows how he matters to u more then your dad wished he wanted u but we both agree that your a joke

[@Chetan_Access]

@@chaserxgaming9813 अरे कहना क्या चाहते हो??

[@ramizhossain9082]

Sence of humour of this guy is very high .

[@TRASHA1M]

Dad Ye Kya hai? Ye Meri Nayi gaadi hai Mai isse race jeetunga Kaunsi race? Zindagi ki race 🤷🏼

[@nolk5631]

This disappoints never fail to guy us

[@pawansuthar2626]

Never us to disappoint fail guy this. 😛

[@itszu6836]

Your English literally disappointed everyone

[@asxzx..]

Chalo aaj thoda hasne ka muka toh Mila 😁

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Aiyo Christimas in my city...

[@ebiptopaul7936]

FIFA WANTS YOUR LOCATION.......

[@akshitkumar3205]

Legend bro 🔥

[@sooyoung6679]

My man got muscles too wow

[@dashingmuzaa]

just before finals😂

[@polandhirsingh]

Football koi chutiya game nhi hai. Chutiyapa mat kro, Hasane ke liye. Ek baar khelo jake ground pr.

[@AnikettttttttOP]

still waiting for his debut

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This guy disappoint us to never fail

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@@devchawda9414 lmaoooo!!!

[@deepanshubaberval8911]

🤣🤣🤣

[@nikhilsahu4511]

Mein maut ka kua dwkhta hu😂😂😂

[@skwasim7954]

Bhai apki sakal or jokes dono hi funny 🤣 ha

[@Sanatan_in]

Football fan following --3.5 billion.. Cricket fan following ---2.5 billion Now cry in corner😂😂😂

[@mostly_insaan]

Isko pakistan bhejo yrr

[@ottomanempire1088]

This guy not never disappoints to not fail to disappoint to us about fail not

[@patel_sameer_7]

Football ki ek match win ki price me tera pura cricket stadium jayega

[@vaibhavrajput9980]

Always on 🔥🔥🔥 pretty good

[@MohdSaif-su3ri]

Very nice joskes yr first time 🤣🤣🤣

[@rakshitraj5702]

amazing 😂

[@songssky04]

Awesome Bro

[@themacosguy]

*Are yr ISM Dhanbad mein to winter holiday chal rha varna pakka dosto saath aata vha 🥺🥺*

[@sagittarius462]

disappoint never guy fail this

[@aneekghosh7457]

Bro can be a stand up comedian

[@rs6108]

The worst she can say no but she said mohd suhel is funny

[@Galvarino13]

First muslim comedian who does not want to make controversy but try to laugh people

[@sreekeertan]

If this is your opinion over football then sorry u r at wrong place at least football is a game where there is less politics as compared to cricket

[@rajmav5490]

Thanks Bhai nice jokes, Tuje hagte hua dekh muje bhi aa gayi

[@drfitbro]

Jokes apart, but Football is million times better than boring Cricket

[@pawansuthar2626]

Never us to disappoint fail guy this. 😛

[@tejasmhatre4441]

It's my birthday nd m watching this..🤣🤣 Told my girlfriend m sleeping don't disturb now...🤣🤣🤣

[@adishdobhada1131]

Bhai videos itne chote tumhare ki hasi atte atte video khatam ho jata hai😊

[@nikunjagarwal7649]

1:54 goal krne ke liye unpadd 😂 Jaise Cricket me ball hit kyu krte hai jb vaapas hi laani hoti h 😑

[@my_father_sorry_i_am_lying_now]

Besya ke bete usme sirf six Fours nahi hota he runs catch outs bahot hota he

[@my_father_sorry_i_am_lying_now]

Cricket me bahot six fours lagte he gooball me zero goals hote he

[@eeshxn]

awesome

[@Hastech77]

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[@jasonjennerjj]

Are bhai ❤️

[@Plmkjh]

Aliens must have the same opinion about this game...

[@govindmeena2436]

Osm guys

[@joey_ishan]

Bhai snickers ki ad hata yaar apne account se 🙏🏻

[@muhammadaasif9399]

Thumbnail dekh kr hi hassi nikal gyi

[@oga9619]

Big fan ♥️

[@travismeo3696]

Football mei at least lay off nahi kar rahe hain 😢

[@aadityapandey805]

Seems like guy has never heard about VAR

[@deletedvideos6417]

Ankhe done jaa rha hu eske baad

[@AshishMishra-ct9iy]

His face n expressions are more funny than his jokes !

[@jalaljkbalochjalaljkbaloch3582]

Super 😂😂😂😂

[@RakeshSingh-zo3zw]

Corona ke baad sare stand up comedians ptsd mein chale gye hai!!

[@ajaymeena438]

Aj mere fufaji ne mujhe 20 ka note diya

[@syedwaqar1119]

bhai Poem likhna Q chordi subtitle mai ?/

[@marghubhussain2943]

Maut ka kuwan wala best tha 🤣🤣🤣

[@Adityaaah_7]

Bhai pakka agle Saal se has lunga tere jokes pe

[@devenpatel4684]

Snickers OP 🤷

[@raman_117]

Chess ki goti 😅😅

[@Madrid09514]

Football love ❤⚽

[@ytgrow2240]

1:40 ❤😂😂😂 ye acha tha

[@jaberahsan7898]

love from ca

[@jaideshmukh1221]

Liked his content until now...bro watch before you say these things. Referees in football are so fit even more than you. Who said that sport doesn't use tech? Disgrace that people jump on conclusions before actually looking at facts...only excuse you have now is to say I wrote these jokes 5 minutes before the event bhai mat likh ghar ja

[@rohithreddy95]

Yup, this was all crap. Referees, fitness, goal post, etc were all bad jokes. Those who laughed don't watch football I guess.

[@alootamatar]

Bruh what r u guys 12?!! These are jokes mfs just "JOKES"

[@danotoriousone]

FOOTBALL PART-2 BANA SAKE TO BANADE YAAR

[@SameerSamon]

Dusra video dekhne jara hu uske baad dekhunga.

[@Hzttao]

Mujhe toh abhi thode bohot hai rules pta chale the football ⚽ ke or vo mood bhi khrab ho gya