Footlong Cookies, Churros and Pretzels form Subway (Sidekicks).

[@makhebkhan1069]

"Its like biting into an ankle" 😂

[@prince42100]

Now I'm wondering how biting into a ankle is like 😂😂

[@jamesniagu274]

😂

[@thesterlingstudies]

​@@prince42100 I mean...want to find out? 🤣

[@Earlierfour]

Is this the ray William Johnson guy?

[@zythe9876]

@@prince42100 it's like biting into a subway foot-long pretzel

[@Lena_thelight]

"eh. It's okay. Get it if you want to.." 😂😂

[@Jay-4PF]

1,000th like 👍

[@TheTonyTitan]

😂

[@FKEWfred]

Has to be the best way to say some food is trash lol

[@arfriedman4577]

A few others said the pretzel and churro was meh.

[@TRG_R17]

Reply 5

[@Masked_SVincent]

“What the fuck is up with that 🥴” got me weak ash

[@juicethelegend995]

"foot long accordion ass pretzel" had me dying 💀

[@ItsLorenzo86]

Al Yankovic Would Approve

[@pianoninja5276]

The immediate “Garbage” after biting the pretzel 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

[@francescabirt8146]

He's right. I tried the pretzel not too long ago and it's tough and lacks flavor. The pretzels at the mall I go to are so much better. At this point, I'm not going to try the churro or the cookie.

[@dekusprout4136]

Had one a few weeks ago, it is garbage.

[@teslagasoline5629]

It's garbage but it's the only damn pretzel in my whole town and I don't feel like learning how to make my own 😅

[@PeruvianProteinPowder]

@@francescabirt8146the churro is the only one everyone agrees is actually good af. the cookie is just way too much unless your with like 2-4 friends but at that point just get a 8 count of cookies. Idk wtf they were thinking with the pretzels though.😂

[@dilloncodianne6732]

The Pretzel is riding Auntie Annes name alone. Its fucking awful. Real Auntie Annes is BOMB

[@JacobDTV128]

remember when subways whole thing was eat fresh and healthy and now they sell footlong cookies and churros

[@Thetism-n8h]

the footlong cookie is 1,440 calories 💀

[@TheGrayGrey]

Remember when Subway let a weirdo convince them that eating a whole loaf of bread daily is healthy! 😂😂 Aaaand paid him millions to promote that trash diet to others!

[@brziperiod]

​@@TheGrayGreyand turned out he was a diddler

[@Yoho96]

That must of been eons ago Subway had cookies all my life and I'm 27

[@Babygirl-vt2gl]

​@@brziperiod Diddler? ... u mean pedo?

[@TheOrderofDylan]

I give these a few weeks before they're discontinued and become one of those "remember when subway had these" moments

[@thechosenonedrewmcintyre]

they can’t be lolz subway merger will 99% disallow that to happen, i think these new friends are here to stay on the menu.

[@theboldone1961]

It's made out of sand ⌛ wdym

[@YhwachTheAlmighty.]

Trust me, companies always make sure to keep their worst products around because it’s cheap and make enough money to keep them around.

[@Slayer1x]

As somone who works at subway that wont happen till a year from now especially since we are owned by a different company now that owns cinnabon and auntie annes

[@mainhalo117]

Yeah no, I work at a subway and these things sell like crazy. This guy probably let it sit in the bag for 30 minutes. They’re only good fresh. The only bad one out of the three in my opinion is the cookie due to the copious amounts of chocolate and calories that it has.

[@tamjohnson9904]

“Just drink da honey mustard “😂😂😂😂😂

[@TomMarvoloRiddle-k6c]

Your pretzel's trash!

[@coomcharger6105]

I'd just go buy a soft pretzel somewhere else at that point

[@-_-Potato_Wedge-_-]

WHY IS YOUR VOICE SO GOT-DAMN MAJESTIC

[@ronniephilpot1682]

The way he said, get it if you want to😂🔥👏🏿🤣

[@Bigedub101]

Had no conviction n that recommendation

[@Emexperiencinglife-]

I have decided that is going to be my entire mood for 2024. Like it's good, but it ain't that serious.

[@yvettemcnabb2265]

Which means waste your money at your risk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@BitcoinJunkie]

I just know your wife be dying laughing all damn day😩😂😂😂

[@_Remiix]

“Just enough cinnamon to just wake yo ass up”😂😂

[@Matpit18]

This might be the only Subway cookie I think I’ll ever be passing on

[@mp4455]

Agreed bring back s’mores cookies

[@BonsaiBuckeye]

Subway cookies have that freshly processed taste...

[@christianbrown1816]

I was the 100th like. You're welcome.

[@BonsaiBuckeye]

​@@christianbrown1816You think he gives a fuck..has like 30k likes...Are you 12years old?

[@johnathanlinville8899]

@@BonsaiBuckeyeSubway cookies are immaculate

[@Commander_Shepard2000]

“What the fuck is up with that” That got me 🤣

[@Itzi_Is]

“yk because peer pressures a mf.” real.

[@chocolatenbeautiful]

I would like a sauce for the churro like caramel or chocolate.

[@abdal-haqq1688]

Yes you are...

[@Orange_Swirl]

"Or"? Why not both?

[@blubutterfly4072]

He is absolutely hilarious 😂 plus, his voice is amazing. I want you to narrate everything, Stefan!!!

[@Ki3g-u5y]

Man I got excited when my son told me Subway had $5 footlongs, only to find out it wasn't the damn sandwiches 😡😡😡😡😡

[@CantThinkOfAGoodUsername_]

Jared has the 5 dollar footlongs

[@StoneyBaloney69]

​@@CantThinkOfAGoodUsername_pretty sure the footlongs from jarred costed a lifetime of trauma and not 5$ 😂😂

[@jgstrider]

Never again will we have the glory that was $5 footlongs. Keep it as a precious memory my friend, for when you want to remember when Subway stood for something greater.

[@tishawnmitchell8098]

Haha you’d have to travel back to the late 1900s for a $5 foot long sandwich from Subway

[@angeljones5700]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kyrabestories]

I need my Subways to bring back their peanut butter cookies! 😭

[@reneejohnson9256]

Yep! I wished McDonald's would bring back those oatmeal raisin cookies😊

[@DonutTPOTer]

​@@reneejohnson9256Of all cookies mcd's discontinued, you want the red herring?

[@Babygirl-vt2gl]

​@@DonutTPOTer What other cookies did they make? Like what???

[@DonutTPOTer]

@@Babygirl-vt2gl sugar cookies are RIGHT THERE lmao

[@drekafine8831]

I like all of the Subway cookies. Especially the raspberry-cheesecake one cause it reminds me of eating Trix cereal 🤔🤣🤣🤣

[@Idk-b9d]

Your vids are so funny and actually make me so hungry even if I just eat❤(just like I ate uo this vid)

[@Deardo-c3w]

Love how you swear it's so funny sometimes

[@mermaidtingzzz]

“Just drink the honey mustard”-that really tells you everything you need to know 😂

[@wanagi1056]

"foot long f#¢$"😂😂

[@MayDay14000]

I was an hour ahead of you on quoting Stefan and you get the likes. So unfair.😑

[@wanagi1056]

@@MayDay14000 k

[@dontmashthepotatoes]

Put it on a shirt!

[@Future.Edits.]

@@MayDay14000 Womp womp

[@jackkeithley4934]

foot luck fucks you mean? don't be a coward and just say what he says if you are gonna quote it lol

[@AychSkwaird]

Subscribing because this commentary is incredible

[@margaretmcnair1242]

I Was JUST WAITING FOR THE ANKLE PART...🤭

[@BURSTOFPOPCULTURE]

When I say, I always laugh so hard watching you. Thank you for being naturally funny 🤣 I also live in Cleveland. Born and raised.. ❤️

[@nando4044]

Subway should just become a bakery at this point

[@rochelle266]

You are funny as hell the way you talk about food 😂😂

[@Flash_1689]

Bro having a subway "snack glizzy off" 😂😂😂

[@MarcusDobson916]

Underrated comment

[@jgstarks9436]

This comment has me dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lakeishaknight1740]

What grade did he give the cookie someone let me know please and thank you

[@thefashionextraordinaire]

We loved the alliteration here 😂😂😂😂

[@Mobcityrecords100]

This man said it’s sand in the cookie lol 😂

[@theonionqueen3519]

I could watch this man review food all day

[@ULTRAMANJACKII]

It’s good to see your recovering from that biscoff ice cream treat the last time 😂😂

[@sammybang]

This was the energy I needed. Thank you. And btw that ankle comment was soooo out of pocket 😂😂😂

[@shyrehfeldt7758]

I work at Subway so it was kinda funny to me to see this right after I got off my shift.🤣🤣

[@therealsav5957]

Same 😂

[@EGMonstasViewing]

saame

[@nickytikkitavi5678]

This needs to spread across every platform. You’re doing amazing work

[@MsBobcat87]

Appreciate the review - would’ve tried that dry pretzel and been pissed lol

[@Slayer1x]

They arent all like that it deppeneds on the toaster oven they are cooked in at the subway i work at they are actually soft

[@VEESandGACHA]

His honesty is the funniest shit I’ve seen all day😂

[@phe5760]

😂😂😂 can you please review the Gordon Ramsey frozen meals? I refuse to believe they taste as good as these people saying.

[@TheWhateverTarian]

Ramsey and frozen food doesn’t even sound right😂😂

[@phe5760]

@@TheWhateverTarian exactly 😂

[@salinasmith4055]

I think he did already. It should be in his past videos.

[@DustyKneezz]

Already did it

[@every1needstacos801]

They are trash. I’ve tried two of them. Especially that grits one. 🤢

[@Yeo-]

Completely random, but I would kill to hear you dub a satirical nature documentary.

[@JavierGarcia-bd6kw]

Broooo nobody's gonna give you props for peer pressures a Mfer?!? that was sooo funny face and all

[@KyeetWank]

your voice is on the same level of satisfying as slicing a pound of butter with a heated up greatswoard

[@Czarro672]

Who the fuck thought that a footlong cookie would be a good idea?

[@laderius.]

🗣

[@mytromic]

it’s literally 1.3k calories. i need to know who thought this idea is good

[@DrunKao]

​@@mytromicyou don't have to eat it all at once and you can share it if you want. What's the problem?

[@damiendennis4853]

As a subway worker, we generally tell you that it gets hard or unpleasant to eat if you let it cool down. You need to eat it while it's hot. The pretzels are soft warm and the cookies texture is like a brownie when warm.

[@TrenchBaby13]

😭😭😭😭😭 yooo I’m crying tb biting into a ankle 💀💀😭😭😭

[@PattiFinn]

“Like biting into an ankle.” Man, you’re a legend.

[@biggmixxo]

The rating of Get it if u want to!😂😂😂😂

[@wildmoose3979]

I tear the pretzel segments apart one by one like nuggets, makes it way more enjoyable

[@12lfme12]

Had high hopes for the foot long pretzel but I'm not biting into an ankle.

[@mainhalo117]

They’re good fresh

[@logan62097]

They’re good, tbh this guy didn’t eat it fresh and it got tougher because of it. It’s an Auntie Anne’s pretzel, that’s just how they are, you need to eat them fresh.

[@amarrj-mansa478]

That Cookie and Churro looks amazin.🎉

[@BZizzle]

Those foot long pretzels are probably like the raw, doughy, dense shitty buffalo knuckle pretzels they have at Wawa. I keep one in the back of the Jeep to chock a wheel when I work on it.

[@abbysworld05]

I already tried the churro,it’s good

[@EastTX713]

Made my night for sure and now I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@RachelSmith-i4v]

My son works at subway and said the same thing about the cookie, that it’s gritty so apparently they’re all like that but the churro was awesome!

[@Trickshotter]

I love the incredibly blunt reactions😂

[@Emexperiencinglife-]

"Get it if you want to" is my whole mood for 2024. 😂

[@ArcherSimpson-lb6zm]

You have the best dnd dungeon master voice intro I have ever heard

[@kimberlyknows]

Peer pressure hahahahaha. I can’t….I need to go to bed. Up binge watching these darn videos!

[@left-leggedsquirrel1939]

more food reviews plz this was funny asf

[@2ackchach563]

Subbed so fast after this 😂

[@artistproduceralbum]

How he said "Ya Know..Peer Pressure Is a MF" 😂😂😂😂

[@timmythestingray1937]

Since I was a kid I loved the texture and flavor of sand so I'm definitely getting that big ass cookie

[@Wovision.]

I saw an ad on KZbin for these and these honestly make me want to eat like 20 of those pretzel sticks

[@travisnguyen8194]

The fookie is amazing

[@Rowsey64]

I love when this man says “what the fuck” with so much question. It’s literally speaking in italics and I love it.

[@majdibiase1299]

You're one my favorite food reviewers and you funny too 😂😂 the ankle part is crazy

[@fortnitebattlepass420]

“Just drink the honey mustard, it’s trash” instant sub

[@Smaugette]

Love the honesty!

[@vinny0906]

He's right about the cookie. Guy at the subway near my place said that the way they're supposed to cook it, doesn't cook it all the way thru. He uses a different setting. That being said, you might want to throw the cookie in your oven for a few minutes just to make sure

[@gabrielpineiro894]

This vid made my day

[@captaingramcrackergrams5990]

I love how the exact previous review from another random food reviewer on KZbin shorts liked the pretzel but hated the churro 😂

[@beddbugg]

I like he describes things as pleasant

[@aujenecofield1097]

Wait did you say ankle omg 😂😂😂 I thought you were gonna say cardboard box, but ankle took me out ❤❤

[@annrodriguez4344]

I HAVEN'T SEEN YOUR VIDEOS I MISSED THEE OG GOAT SNAKE DADDY

[@francisalbert1799]

I like the grades at the end

[@hornpilepheonix6254]

Get it if you want to Is the best review for anything ever lmao

[@PigmanSF90]

They need to do all the cookies like that 😩

[@ruinz4733]

Bro I wanna hear this dudes voice before I go to sleep

[@user-vk1uu8mq6x]

Bro, I love this guy

[@jordannnnn17]

The fact is he's talking normally but it sounds like he's narrating 😭😭

[@BRUH_FULCRUM_COME_IN]

Fair ratings honestly

[@kaydendubose9987]

Best one yet

[@OfficialDAYLO]

“ get it if you want too”😂

[@chattycat0052]

You give really good reviews, I love it

[@NidoKnight]

Lmaooo bitting into an ankle! I’m fucking wheezing 😂

[@karmaray778]

idk bout the other 2 but i got that cookie and it was as good asf perfectly gooey no hard edges like it’s fresh and everything

[@monicobin]

I had the cookie before, and I couldn't even pick it up. The chocolate was perfectly melted. It tasted so good.

[@Heatherlylife76]

I can't! 😅😂 biting into an ankle😂

[@eistei]

That pretzel actually looks like it would be fire if it was soft.

[@mainhalo117]

They are soft but you have to eat it as soon as you buy it, you can’t wait until you get home.

[@kenonewarfield6949]

😆😆😆 appreciate that. I was gonna try all 3. I trust ur opinion 💯

[@LiveLoveLife678]

I love ur channel Godbless 🙏💗

[@MarshallDownRange]

Had me that footlong cookie, took me like half a day to finish it. I know the ladies that work the subway next to my house and they hooked it up.

[@TheRubberDuckCollector]

Ever since you joined Your Favorite Martian, all I hear is DeeJay’s voice LMAO you’re awesome man

[@qb3540]

Thank you for the review Regular Size Shaq

[@Mr.randomedits]

Why is this guy so funny 🤣

[@Putyourdripawaywatuh]

On shift right now at subway, can confirm everything

[@QBSJourney1]

I want to try

[@Gcf2099]

The churros are so good.

[@blackberricanbraid136]

I’m in the process of ordering subway via DoorDash as we speak and I came here for reviews on the cookie before I check out. 😂😂😂 Thanks

[@coolmom2349]

You’re hilarious 😂