For Every New Subscriber, I Kill A Person in Hitman 2

There were several hundred new subscribers. This got out of hand real fast.
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Music is Frasier theme song 'Tossed Salad and Scrambled Eggs', and the Friends theme song.

[@RTGame]

Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin', Tossed salad and scrambled eggs And maybe I seem a bit confused, Yeah maybe, but I got you pegged! Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha! But I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs. They're callin' again.

[@acbox2273]

No one told you life was gonna be this way

[@wheresthesalsa8259]

If I hear this song again I’m gonna have flashbacks

[@mvs2832]

@@acbox2273 bang!

[@reversenyancat1691]

I prefer deviled eggs

[@Kimmie6772]

The song is engrained in my soul and I absolutely enjoy it.

[@PsychadelicoDuck]

I like how the mission actually gave RT the "no bodies found" point bonus, because nobody was left alive to find the bodies.

[@Ellie_The_GameDev]

As a wise man once said... "Nobody will notice if there is no one alive to notice."

[@Gabriel-cm8hr]

Aidan Infinity That man was Kevin

[@postomnis6134]

PsychadelicoDuck it’s the best kind of stealth: Russian Stealth

[@navycalvin9337]

*Genocide style stealth*

[@savage4749]

*remember no Russian*

[@dero4378]

ever heard a streamer scream: "stop subscribing!!" ?

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

Yes. It sounded said. It was the blues-a-callin'.

[@RepublicOfUs]

Only the smart ones; if you can get people that already like watching your streams to think that subscribing to you is a funny inconvenience, and you make a fun show of it, they'll throw money at you all day. As demonstrated above.

[@itscrumbelivable]

epic doughnut syro reference

[@CrayfishCraig]

Stop subscribing for two minutes

[@unsainted2240]

@@RepublicOfUs Congrats you have been vocal about what everyone else has thought already.

[@flockenlp1]

Imagine this: You're in a Bank and it's getting robbed by a bald guy. He proceeds to kill the guards and walks his way through the room. Eventually he gets to you. “Please spare me, I'll give you everything I have!“ you say The bald guy turns his back on you and walks away. You are sobbing, but happy that he didn't kill you. But suddenly the Friends theme starts playing and he stops dead in his tracks. He slowly turns around, looking you in the eyes. “I'm sorry“ He says. “I really am“ You stare at him in shock as he gets a fish out of his suitcase. The last thing you'll ever see is a fish flying towards your face while the Friends theme plays.

[@oliverosebud8290]

This comment is pure gold

[@hazyproduct1692]

Top comment god

[@flockenlp1]

And it only took like 10 months for people to start commenting on it lol But thx :)

[@davedave8986]

Pogostic09 better late than never

[@flockenlp1]

@@davedave8986 Yup. I'm taking all the internet points I can get

[@ronnocenarrik826]

“Hitman 2 but my lung collapses mid stream”

[@josephin0747]

Wrong Irishman

[@karoliinakarki9045]

OOFMAN 1337 Are you implying that there is a *correct* Irish man?

[@chaos_chiara5137]

Connor Kirrane I was your 666th like :)

[@tiler7660]

@@chaos_chiara5137 ha HA I was the 667th like, mwahhahaah I ruined it

[@ohgodohnothebees]

OOFMAN 1337 They’re the same person

[@FSFSFS101]

"Oh, we have a moment of calm." *click* "No we don't."

[@literatehousecat]

The Friends song just unironically played in this CVS and i swear my life flashed before my eyes

[@mrmr_zoomie]

Objective: *SURVIVE*

[@lordtachanka394]

LitDragonWagon are you still alive?

[@letmetakeajormungandrattha8591]

Did you die? :O

[@Rafael-iq5su]

guys he isnt responding i think he died

[@Llolprosthisisastupidname723]

Oh no he got them

[@bobbyferg9173]

Alternative title: My fanbase’s desire for blood outweighs the local population tenfold

[@MrFirefox]

Alternative title: My fanbase's desire for blood outweighs their wallet sizes

[@braydentaylor3851]

this could become a meme

[@TheDoginator]

Alternative title: The blues are calling.

[@sewerrat7526]

Alternative title: my fanbases desire for blood outweighs the speed at which the blues are calling

[@d.b.coopers.strongest.soldier]

alternative title: my fanbase's desire for blood outweighs my lung capacity

[@faya5429]

'Irish man uses gun to kill 306, claims it was for the "Twitch subs" More at 11'

[@user-zf4qu9gf2j]

the ira back at it again

[@Velocity_AU]

Nah, you gotta be more insulting, English man uses gun to kill 306

[@cpt.trapper8058]

They all thought camgirls had the most fan interactive streams.. *They were wrong*

[@mydadhatesme8786]

Cpt.Trapper “they said it couldn’t be done”

[@cybersaiyan9596]

Melody has entered the chat.

[@aphsychopath7690]

Have you heard of DougDoug

[@torinlupo807]

Doug Doug has twitch chat play games for him

[@benney9074]

Have you ever heard of TRG Colosseum

[@Iceberge101]

Imagine being an Area 51 guard and you hear: "Hey baby, I hear the blues a callin', tossed salad and scrambled eggs"

[@samlevy9897]

Objective: survive

[@dt3studios578]

And then you hear “RTgame subscribed for 2 months”

[@wellifailed392]

*MERCY*

[@dt3studios578]

And then in the distance, you see a clown with a fish

[@The-Omega-Blade]

@@dt3studios578 area 51 doesn't stand a fucking chance when RT comes rolling in

[@Pyro201]

Friendly reminder RT literally had to stop playing Hitman because he was laughing so badly at that alert.

[@Thealan93]

It’s okay... subscriber money is used for therapy

[@autumn7]

i wanna like but there are 666 of em

[@AnonHooman]

Life was gonna be this way BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

[@pilarwolf8818]

I couldn't stop laughing at the alert myself.

[@cucumbersprout7491]

he could have collapsed his lung if he laughed too hard, and it’s funnily sad to think that rt could have died because of that dumb alert

[@Zorro9129]

Chat tried to fulfill a hit on RT by making him laugh to death.

[@HatsODoom]

Chat probably nearly died too.

[@noahhornbeak8831]

They almost bricked Daneshiro

[@circularnectarine1439]

kamikaze

[@AppleIPie]

For those who missed the stream, his lung hurt because, in the past, it had collapsed. While he was in University. Now he has an increased risk of it collapsing again. What I'm saying is, the Friends themesong with gunshots could have caused *spontaneous hemothorax.*

[@brightonpauli3916]

We coulda killed Rt by throwing 5 dollar bills at him

[@noellelavenza494]

Probably pneumothorax.

[@AppleIPie]

@@noellelavenza494 yeah that

[@Off_Limits_III]

Oh shit.

[@elamentalbeast3559]

DOOF

[@teah5816]

RT: How can I explain to my therapist that the only that makes me laugh anymore is the friend's theme but the claps are replaced with gunshots.

[@Smileyreal]

just tell them a half truth, maybe leave the gunshots out of it

[@kamidesu6414]

@@Smileyreal no tell the other half, tell that the only thing that makes you laugh is that if claps are replaced by gunshot

[@sorenmine7765]

Clown: *drops his fish* *everyone in the park starts shooting him down. *

[@ScalyRaptor1944]

Lol

[@blazarre7251]

We live in a society where a man can’t even drop his fish

[@bakedpotato4310]

They know

[@hellspawn4083]

@@blazarre7251 I like this comment

[@Merc_55]

“Oh, he is still alive” *three gunshots* “We’re gonna need a bigger gun” *unloads into a crowd of innocent people*

[@corv3007]

Well the blues are calling

[@elliottgibby89]

@@corv3007 For tossed salad and scrambled eggs

[@Sov_spoiled]

Mercy

[@fries5849]

@@corv3007 that moment when the Blues are callin 📞

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

Gods, I like this channel.

[@LarzR]

RT: Makes Shooting Friends Intro What did it cost? RT: My lung

[@engineergaming1537]

Also RT: WORTH IT

[@lannasdoom]

rumbletumble: tree

[@lightdudee5345]

@@lannasdoom why a tree??? Explain please.

[@Off_Limits_III]

😂

[@maybenot909]

@@lightdudee5345 its his catch phrase

[@newpersona2419]

Imagine being a bank robber and walking in after RT leaves

[@corezone4250]

EVERYONE GET DOWN! ... wow am I really that intimidating?

[@denos1699]

And actually bringing tossed salad and scrambled eggs

[@Jetfox967]

Bank robber: Everybody get down! Wait a minute, everybody is dead. This is going to be a cakewalk.

[@gdolphinz7486]

As you are about to go in, a man walks out. You hear “Baby I hear the blues a callin, tossed salads and scrambled eggs” in the background faintly. You happen to glance in the bank and see everybody dead. The man behind you sighs when he hears the music and reaches for a fish in his briefcase...

[@dodojesus4529]

Greet the nice Clown on his Way out

[@StickMaster500]

I wouldn’t say that Daniel is preforming in mass genocide, I call it _mercy_

[@maniacmohawk5513]

oof

[@rower8691]

Why do I hear -boss music- the blues a-callin'?

[@chnerl8012]

You are everywhere frist chilli of destiny's vid now rt's

[@hasdkoi]

I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE

[@zluurkeaksz]

Well, no one told me life was gonna be this waaayyyyy... 👏👏👏

[@bobograndman]

Scrambled eggs ALL OVER my face, what is a boy to do?

[@rosielow527]

five.on3 Kill a whole bank, I guess.

[@Leetgrain]

I don't remember this episode of Frasier!

[@vincentshipe6689]

Leetgrain I think this is the lost episode

[@dt3studios578]

The reason why you can’t hold a fish without them suspecting you is because it’s a strange law that says “you cannot hold a salmon suspiciously.

[@sbp4215]

lol I get this reference

[@RNJ142]

IS THAT FUCKING FISH JENGA

[@jenniferreyes2865]

@@sbp4215 It's not a reference

[@miguel2ponto0]

@@jenniferreyes2865 everything's a reference if you're just dumb and tries to relate

[@arcanusvtuber]

@@sbp4215 its an actual law, not a reference. You cannot handle a salmon suspiciously xD

[@harrietistired]

"my lung is sore because we replaced the friends theme song with awful sniper sounds" epic gamer moment

[@Nithavela]

AWP (The sniper rifle from Counterstrike)

[@wildcardactual3110]

@@Nithavela Awpful sniper sounds....I'll leave

[@AtlasNL]

Enrique Jocson I guess you took the awpportunity

[@sir_rodent]

@@luc9156 im AWPtamistic about this one

[@calvinchen3157]

@@sir_rodent The pun cAWPs are here to stop more bad AWP puns!!! Yeah I'm sorry, I was kinda running low on AWPtions for more puns

[@aboleth9999]

It’s all fun and games until you hear the blues a-calling

[@ToxicCool2]

...with some tossed salads and scrambled eggs...

[@J1xor]

@@ToxicCool2 thats it.

[@juliloafers]

*m e r c y*

[@bolmobelo]

​@@J1xor that's it.theres no one left alive in Midsomer.

[@J1xor]

@@bolmobelo dont even remember what this is about

[@jordansimpson7644]

please pick up your phone RT the blues have been calling for like 10 minutes now

[@purplesweaterboi4763]

he can’t answer, he’s eating tossed salad and scrambled eggs.

[@swishta1661]

Frasier took rt’s phone he can’t

[@ScalyRaptor1944]

Ikr so rude

[@whomidity3953]

@@purplesweaterboi4763 Understandable

[@JouvaMoufette]

@@purplesweaterboi4763 ...mercy...

[@JeffrevinYT]

9:45 "I haven't laughed that hard in a *lung time*." _gunshot-gunshot-cymballllll_

[@RunEndless]

"I can't keep up with how fast chat's throwing money at me, PLS CHAT HAVE MERCY" Poor RT - such struggle, much massacre, all for the subs haha

[@terra562]

Rt struggling from success

[@Alpha0727]

RunEndless 1st World Problems!

[@Alternatoast]

Suffering from success

[@sean.a.s7234]

was that something he said in the stream?

[@nadavwolf6390]

When the subs come in faster than the bullets

[@VanillaBird]

This is as close to a real paid assassin RT has gotten. For the low low price of 5 USD, you can watch him instantly turn on his fellow man for our entertainment.

[@iju5937]

So no one told you life was gonna be this way *_BANG_* *_BANG_* *_BANG_* *_BANG_* *_[laughing uncontrollably]_*

[@noahpaquet8357]

I'm dying 😆

[@andreasmatei9396]

Kinda reminds me of deadpool 2 scene where deadpool timetravels and kills wade in front of wolverine

[@emuwuno]

*Kitchen Gun*

[@xander2530]

it did in a new video

[@nxthan3503]

IJustChoked time stamp

[@bas5681]

So noone told you life was gonna be this way BANG BANG BANG BANG Your life's a joke, Neck: broke Your status is K.I.A.

[@mrgungus]

Edit it to no one*

[@sonofpears4691]

animation nation when the blood starts to pour

[@saoriss5231]

Its around 8:26 if your wondering.

[@dogebond6960]

*end this way*

[@dowellz]

You know what I learned about this video? Leave the bank if you see a clown with a briefcase walk in.

[@shaynehughes6645]

Clowns are never serious, therefore anytime one has a briefcase it should be suspicious

[@andrewbergin9084]

@@shaynehughes6645 seems like some funny business

[@ashikjaman1940]

Literally the plot of Payday

[@ScalyRaptor1944]

Yup

[@XerneX127]

If the blues are calling, it's too late

[@joemama5063]

So no one told ya' life was gonna be this way: *BANG BANG BANG BANG*

[@meximelon5074]

Imaginate using kitchen gun 'Bang' sounds.

[@Bairchle]

@@meximelon5074 Omg yes please

[@ReidiantLight]

and then he died

[@ricardoalves9605]

It bothers me to much that you put 4 bangs and not 3, please change it

[@Zythim]

@@ricardoalves9605 there's 4 of them

[@stevenl9395]

It legit took me a few minutes to realize that that’s your sub sound. I thought that was just the background music for the stage because it kept on playing continuously 😂😂😂

[@frigidpvp8975]

Steven L oh that makes sense now..

[@derp3044]

same dude

[@iane7474]

Me too

[@isaac3127]

Its the theme for fraiser

[@tinglewink9618]

Same!

[@getonleagueguys7557]

"no bodies found" Nobody can call the cops if there's nobody to call the cops

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

I believe that's known as Russian stealth

[@JeanMarceaux]

Nobody can call the cops if there are no cops to call

[@coolgreenbug7551]

@@JeanMarceaux The only proper way to stealth in PayDay

[@westcoast9158]

I guess no one told RT life was going to be this way....

[@angrybidoof847]

🔫🔫🔫🔫

[@nethascotx24]

🔫🔫🔫🔫

[@ozapy]

🔫🔫🔫🔫

[@Mr-Nuke.]

🔫🔫🔫🔫

[@yachiyous9110]

*CLAPS AGGRESIVELY*

[@Zekurity]

I am just imagining some dude singing "So no one told ya life was gonna be this waaaay" and then immediatly getting shot.

[@frenchguitarguy1091]

Lmao Lyl go youtube search ‘Jesus Christ I will survive’

[@user-qp3cx6rt8w]

that's the point dumbass, stop upvote farming

[@frenchguitarguy1091]

Atticus Mayne You’re the one upvote farming, also you forgot punctuation.

[@gaspardp7314]

@@PinkRuschi "No one told me that life was gonna be this way!" he cried, before pulling the trigger.

[@PinkRuschi]

@@gaspardp7314 that made me laugh AND feel bad about myself ;-;

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

See, I don’t know whether I should adore hearing him laugh so much, laugh from him laughing so much he has to stop, feel sad when he says he hasn’t laughed like this in ages, or hope he’s laughed like this since.

[@helplmchoking]

All of the above plus concern that he genuinely could have been seriously injured or worse from laughing, then absolute respect that he could have actually laughed to death

[@StickMaster500]

I don't think we've reached more perfection than what Daniel has produced for us here, especially with that Friends opening

[@poopoolicker56]

Do you mean Frasier?

[@iwatchvidswithmydog8107]

“Ok we have a moment of calm” Flash bang rolls in HEYA I HEAR THE BLUES CALLING “No we don’t”

[@mr10fps37]

Local man kills untold amounts of innocent citizens because he quote "Heard the blues a-callin'"

[@ronnocenarrik826]

Mr10fps he also claimed “ nobody told me that live was going to be this way.”

[@evlogan6543]

He stated, “Tossed salad and scrambled eggs.”

[@fortyforty-seven1061]

So picture this: *GUNSHOTS* "That was a gunshot-" *MORE GUNSHOTS* "THE BLUES ARE CALLIN!!!!!"

[@JakeRat-xo2bw]

The "Mercy" in "Tossed salads and scrambled eggs" takes a whole new meaning in this video.

[@babusker6480]

`Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin Toseed salads and scrambled eggs' Such a calming song for whats happining

[@themrsanta9308]

What if you wanted to go to heaven, but God said Hey baby I hear the blues a-callin, tossed salads and scrambled eggs

[@juliloafers]

*mercy*

[@Blapze]

Hey baby I hear the subs-a callin Tossed 5bucks and scrambled brains

[@samlevy9897]

Messy

[@fukkthisnewupdate8882]

No Mercy

[@mrtruesky6544]

It’s all fun and games until the clown starts fishing people.

[@thealmightyleo8077]

Sounds like most of the birthday parties I went to as a kid

[@yeetusdeleetus]

Misread fishing. Fisting

[@thealmightyleo8077]

@@yeetusdeleetus Even more like the birthday parties I went to as a kid

[@theyellowentity9668]

Oh noes

[@personzorz]

A fisher of men

[@shanetyler3228]

Irish man shoots up bank on twitch and blasts F.R.I.E.N.D.S theme song

[@blarg2429]

@アシドロー Did you not watch the entire video before commenting? He switched to another song.

[@sbsftw4232]

@@blarg2429 you're both right so there's no point to arguing about it.

[@Snnoy]

shane tyler With gunshots

[@shanetyler3228]

well my reply section is getting weird

[@peasant_shots]

Thatd also be the end credits song from Frasier.

[@wojtekpolska1013]

So no one told ya' life was gonna be this way: *NON-TARGET KILLED. NON-TARGET KILLED. NON-TARGET KILLED.*

[@joshuamartin6779]

“Which weapon of mass destruction do you require?” *A Fish*

[@audiojack5641]

Or a sonic screwdriver and a good speech.

[@samwai3762]

Or tossed salad and scrambled eggs as a trigger word

[@cloudyflavors5069]

*DJ: This song is for the man in the clown suit in the back* *Everyone:*

[@ronnocenarrik826]

BANG BANG BANG BANG

[@toastywhiteboy7822]

Imagine being new to the stream and just hearing, “So no one told you that life was gonna be this waaayyyyy *BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM* “

[@sweetpotato556]

ngl i didnt know that the song played every time you got a new subscriber, i just thought it was the soundtrack for this video

[@nethascotx24]

Same lmao

[@caleblewis8169]

Oh my goodness

[@trashrat3204]

Same

[@CTH1297]

I know right

[@thegaynessofbeinggay5344]

Exactly.

[@pigeonsarealright]

Imagine this. Your a high schooler and you’re hiding under your desk in a pitch black room, you can hear the sobs of you’re friends and fellow classmates. And then everything goes quiet, someone says it’s finally over, then the door bursts open and you hear the blues a callin tossed salad and scrambled eggs

[@fiishiez]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'D CRY FR FR

[@IndigoGollum]

"Could the blues please stop counting?"

[@grudginglywalawigi7149]

you are a fake!!

[@pigeonsarealright]

Grudgingly Walawigi No U

[@corezone4250]

Our lord and saviour Waluigi destruction 100

[@egg635]

I almost died from laughter when it was edited with the sniper gunshots. Jesus christ.

[@Ripjaw5]

So did RT

[@JesusChrist-uq7iw]

Whatcha say?

[@wanderingbufoon]

"Hey baby i hear the blues a-calling Tossed salad and scrambled eggs" *gunshot and murder sounds intensifies* "Mercyyy" >proceeds to kill more

[@zwarriorkrillin6400]

well hey No-one told you life was gonna be this way

[@vonchael7500]

I searched "Friends intro" and I found this

[@CallmeCupidx]

Are you happy

[@dothmotherknowyouwearth]

I dunno if you're a fan of RT but the reason this showed up is because it is linked from a Friend's Intro joke video.

[@tommydoez]

On one hand I'm so sorry. on the other, that's amazingly great

[@elliottgibby89]

Isn't it the frasier intro? Or does that happen later?

[@cloverlovania]

@Asa Pelzel none of you in this reply section watched the video to the end

[@Reece_107]

The stream was just pure chaos

[@BobThebuilder-km6it]

Yes it was

[@sillsilesil]

At one point everyone was just screaming 'DOOF'

[@legoeasycompany]

Watching him continuously run out of ammo shooting people and eventually goes to the trusty old fireaxe, was worth it

[@acbox2273]

Especially the part where he almost died because of the friends theme

[@Undertaker2900]

It was too crazy and it got so annoying on stream because you heard every single one

[@emorch4723]

What if you wanted to go to heaven but god said "Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin', Tossed salad and scrambled eggs "

[@translucenc3lol482]

*MERCI*

[@Gilbey95]

Imagine trying to explain to someone in 2009 why this video is so funny, and you would sound like a sociopath 😂

[@BJGvideos]

They had shooter games in 2009 so I don't know why you picked that year...

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

@@BJGvideos they had shooter games yes, but these sorts of videos would not get the same traction back then, as they do know. It would be like trying to explain a laptop to someone from the 1940s. They would understand the basic concept, its a portable computer, but they would not understand how it works.

[@BJGvideos]

@@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 Why 2009 though? That's not nearly far back enough.

[@OclaxianEmpire]

Zekromium Computers didn’t really exist back then. The first home computer was 1977, so if you were to explain to someone in the 1940s what a computer was, they’d likely not know what you’re talking about

[@iwillsalt3459]

@@OclaxianEmpire Although home computers didn't exist, big computers DID exist, so they'd think it would be a smaller version of it, of course, they wouldn't understand how it works.

[@ryaquaza3offical]

Aw yes, classic stream communication,. The blues are calling= you’ll be dead in the morning Salad and Scrambled eggs= Sally I’ll break your legs

[@donpepe8440]

Hey there remember me?

[@SwitchyWitch_]

You still don't have an actual rayquaza pfp

[@sahnsa5969]

The “tossed salads and scrambled eggs” is INFURIATING

[@CallmeCupidx]

Think about if you were there for an hour. It was but at least I have it memorized.

[@jlord8179]

i heard in it in my fucking sleep last night

[@Satan-lb8pu]

Why did you make me aware of it

[@Canadian_Zac]

Infuriating enough to drive you to murder a random person nearby maybe?

[@CallmeCupidx]

@@jlord8179 exactly

[@tenacityxl]

Glad you stopped when you did RT, you need that lung to stay firm in order to commit more genocide! In all seriousness, I’m glad you looked out for yourself and knew when to stop for the sake of your health. Happy you’re ok!

[@red_menace1829]

Apparently 373 idiots agree with you.

[@jamesyap8364]

@@red_menace1829 RT had lung issues in the past. His lungs could've collapsed during that stream

[@Cendrail0001]

-How did you die? -Synced the Friends theme song with guns instead of claps. My lungs collapsed because I laughed so hard

[@mr.wonderfulwisdomouswonde2991]

@@red_menace1829 fuck off you don't know shit rt has a bed lung issue and it could've collapsed

[@subatomicseal7789]

@@red_menace1829 Bruh chill

[@araccoonstolemyradiator]

rt has had lung problems in the past, and the people in the stream could've killed him with a fake gunshot. good job guys

[@HazeEmry]

He was the one who wanted to put the gunshots in at 7:30 so it wasn't ENTIRELY our fault... 😂

[@BartixShieldsmen]

There's worse ways to go lol, making a sub alert so funny you laugh to death is a pretty good way to go I'd say

[@purplesweaterboi4763]

why not a real gunshot

[@vexx0397]

Koolaid man said “oh nooo.”

[@Somersalsa]

on the bright side he would've had his own wiki page with the title "people who died because of too many twitch subs"

[@tponya]

Nobody: *Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin', Tossed salad and scrambled eggs*

[@That1BVP]

_MERCY_

[@livingangrycheese2668]

*everybody

[@Ziegenhainy]

You did the meme wrong

[@monkeydad47]

I'm so sick of this fucking meme

[@pixelatedtoast]

*binging with babish intesifies but he's on frasier*

[@Kapin05]

The Blues: _call_ RT: *remember, no Russian*

[@magic8balljuice968]

imagine going to cash your paycheck and Mr. Rogers comes in and guns you down

[@dhwwiiexpert]

That’s a very Cheeki Breeki profile pic m8!

[@magic8balljuice968]

@@dhwwiiexpert ok

[@Hobbes7.62]

It’s a *gunshot* day in the neighborhood, a *gunshot* say for a neighbor.

[@magic8balljuice968]

@@Hobbes7.62 oh no

[@droidixbacon]

I would think “Welp, I lost the ultimate showdown”

[@Snort70]

8:27 Highlight of the stream: Friends theme but with sniper shots instead of claps You’re welcome.

[@edibleknivess6600]

Clap

[@daaaaaaanny]

Clap

[@ThatOneGuy-fi5su]

Clap

[@sci_pain3409]

Clap

[@kamsiobasi9282]

Clap

[@thelunaticcultist5157]

When RT stands next to someone: *_”The Council will decide your fate”_* RT: “Well that’s unfortunate.

[@SubToTAG]

Henry why are you here?! Also, is Charles okay?

[@professionaltaxevader2699]

@@SubToTAG he died

[@SubToTAG]

MTF unit 6 I know.

[@thelunaticcultist5157]

Shōto Todoroki so sad

[@amsie02]

So no-one told you life was gonna be this way! BANG BANG BANG BANG *silence*

[@vinnietom6766]

Why is there dead bodies in the ba...... oh I got to that point

[@math3000]

Best intro I guess

[@raphaelkap]

"Oh we have a moment of calm" (grenade rolls into the scene) *HEY BABY I HEAR THE BLUE A-CALLIN*

[@superapplesauce5218]

Never gonna watch Binging with Babish the same way again! He has used this the Toss Salad theme often.

[@davidsly8138]

I have never heard rt laugh as hard as he was while editing the friends theme

[@comfygazer]

*HEY BABY I HEAR THE BLUES A CALLING TOSSED SALAD AND SCRAMBLED EGGS*

[@NowBearInMind]

Fraiser Crane: Ultimate Psychiatrist

[@misterbubbles6389]

Mercy

[@Alive7076]

Any anime characters fighting: “Excuse me, my theme song isn’t playing just yet”

[@Alive7076]

also Binging with Babish :)

[@charlesbwilliams]

Wow Binging with Babish has really changed up his content!

[@SiraxPrime]

Charles Williams once I heard the fraiser theme I thought I picked a binging with babish video.

[@musicmaster417]

today we are going to make the every meat sandwich. Now we are going to get the human meat

[@sambaker734]

Nom nom nom

[@ombremoon45]

Honestly I wanna see him play Hitman 2 with RT

[@ClamChowder_FireBuff69]

For every new person he kills a person *RT kills 50% of The universe*

[@clementtompel7558]

Rt is thanos

[@octagon7732]

quick replace the claps with snaps

[@Fellovidual]

7:16 is where the "So no one told you life was gonna be this way" part started

[@EmpressUmbreon-fz1bf]

Thank you!

[@HTPCYMC]

Now this is the real Hitman 2 experience. You’re not a real hitman if you haven’t gone through what Agent 47 had to go through in this video.

[@TH_Zireael2077]

Your pfp is literally me when I see another "funny" comment from you

[@penutbuter2]

Go away lol no one likes u

[@Lanoman123]

Aw yeah, Stickman and Metal Computer up in here

[@ari-tz8oc]

Later in life rt will hear the tossed salad and scrambled eggs song and just burst into tears from the flashbacks to this stream I'm so sorry rt. I'm not.

[@Husk-E23]

My favorite part of the Hitman series is that the main antagonist is james(insert number) and no one knows him besides rt, but we all have a personal vendetta against James and we all suspect him of cheating like 6 year olds on BO2.

[@C1TR1N3_H3VRT]

james just doesn't go on massive murder sprees i guess. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@theparagon2864]

Someone make an edit with RTs friends theme but every time a gun shot happens it show him killing people from the hitman stream

[@WipZedKay]

Went from Hitman to Payday 2 real fast.

[@Ratscallion_exe]

That escalated qwickly

[@kaidinsmith943]

I'm unironicly playing payday 2 at this moment.

[@ScalyRaptor1944]

Lol

[@ASteadyForce]

Cleaner costs bout to be through the roof

[@chineseripoffofgod]

“Hey baby i hear the blues a callin, tossed salad and scrambled eggs” -BANG- “Hey baby i hear the blues a callin, tossed salad and scrambled eggs” -BANG- “Hey ba-“ “Hey baby i hear” -BANG- -BANG- -BANG- (The eggs and salad are tossed and scrambled, like your head from the bullets. The moment you hear the tune, your fate is sealed)

[@vinnyreed723]

That subscription music is giving me Binging with Babish flashbacks

[@boisecityplanes]

YES Someone knows!!

[@valerianmp]

I thought I forgot to close bwb tab lol

[@soupbird8081]

Hey baby, I hear the blues a-callin', Tossed salad and scrambled eggs *mercy*

[@ilgrandekiller]

"My lungs are in pain" Feel ya bruh, I had 2 pneumotorax in 7 days when I was 16, still pain sometimes lmao

[@t0aboop]

*HEAR THE BLUES AR-* **Gunshots in the distance that are perfectly in sync with friends** Any normal human being: Running for their lives in fear of what's to come.

[@aud9339]

*BANK THE BLUES, BANK THE BLUES FOR LIKE 2 MINUTES!* -rtgame 2019

[@samsh0-q3a]

"Hey baby i hear the blues are callin' tossed salad and scrambled eggs!" **entire bank gets murdered**

[@dry90125]

“THEY’RE GOING FASTER THAN I CAN KILL!”

[@sagefaz3454]

Rt: "Oh we have a moment of calm" Grenade flys in. Rt: "Oh no we don't" 😂😂

[@TnT-yh7pd]

"I look like mr. Rogers but I have a shotty" -RT

[@AverageDoctor345]

Picture it, you're standing in line at a bank when you suddenly hear it. "Hey baby, I here the blues a-callin'..."

[@Snort70]

No one told you life was gonna be this wayyyy BANG BANG BANG BANG 8:27 Ur welcome

[@Frixworks]

"HETSEGAGA"

[@alyssa09485]

@@Frixworks ^Accurate

[@khloeg1649]

@@Frixworks that's actually what he sounded like oh my god

[@wintercheckmate869]

When RT was editing the friends with gunshots, you could hear pure happiness in his voice.

[@WarriorDan]

One of my biggest regrets in life today was not hearing that remixed Friends theme with the gunshots as the outro music. :D

[@NorthEevee]

I hope your lungs are doing better RT! Still waiting on that friends cover!

[@ryanmurray7443]

That was the hardest I've ever laughed at an RTGame video

[@snek7030]

nice pfp

[@samnussio9343]

"no one told me it was gonna be this way" BAMBAMBAMBAM

[@monkeydad47]

That's not even how the lyrics go...

[@legoeasycompany]

*Musical Ques starts* RT: Well I guess everybody has to die now.... Also RT: I think I hurt myself laughing at my own joke... I can't go on