For Honor made me lose custody of the kids

pls help roman
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[@zachhalinski6903]

Roman's depression is heavier than his armor.

[@slimjim1002]

Bruh moment

[@divinehyena417]

Only thing heavier then Romans depression is mine

[@LordLongHands]

:(

[@hotsauce8780]

His depression is his armor

[@alexbattlechief9155]

0×0=0?

[@lauri6052]

Roman is very humble and uses helmet to hide his airpods

[@debl2212]

😂😂😂😂😂👌

[@joner6485]

He’s Byzantine

[@wishabetowishabeto4695]

Lmao nice

[@generalgrievous3667]

*actually uses that meme* Well would you look at that

[@reng.2588]

True Flex

[@halfhalf9148]

I'm still looking for that one guy who thought the title was real..

[@vazpazzaz7045]

{BLITZ NATION} NORTHERN FRONTIER ME TOO

[@kaitoyamomto919]

Me too

[@TheHunter40]

orchalion orchaldir no you’re not

[@f.b.i3209]

@@OrchalionTheFog It's not you. You have bad grammar and the guy in this video does not use emojis, you are probably just a 10 year old looking for attention.

[@f.b.i3209]

@@OrchalionTheFog Also, *(edited)*

[@lukasm5301]

“The guy probably deleted his comment.” - Sun Tzu

[@rokuyasu9143]

'u spelled name wrong" _ sun zoo

[@papafrank2894]

Nice

[@kayozzy]

@@rokuyasu9143 “That wasn’t funny.” -Sun Tzu

[@elias_basket0624]

@@rokuyasu9143 nice haha

[@demopan9739]

@@kayozzy yes it was - Son sue

[@lucastark1784]

Roman cannot pay for both his therapy sessions and the child support

[@dadams5888]

I FOUND IT

[@ireallyhatemylife3383]

You

[@daynemtn]

*After all these non-years of searching i found you*

[@The-Like-Button]

It's him, it's actually him, after 14 seconds of looking I found him

[@izwanamri1471]

For honor made me forget that I lost custody of my kids

[@wesleyprice2523]

lel

[@theboos5852]

Where is the guy who thought the title was true

[@billyjohnson9864]

5:30 is all I have to tell you

[@wc_kladrix1502]

Me... I’m the guy.

[@generalgrievous3667]

Kladrix Xxoah no you’re not

[@lebabyjames2945]

Is he still with his wife ?

[@zacharyt2583]

Me

[@Narunata247]

*Spends* *$45* *on* *steel* *packs* *rather* *than* *buying* *$30* *season* *pass* Me: “Excellent Move!”

[@ghosttactician403]

50*

[@ninednine4445]

He clearly got alot of cosmetics that he would have with the $30 sp....

[@MojaDGaminG]

It’ll be okay he’s definitely learned and won’t do that for the next character or the 2 after that.. hm

[@thedenseone6443]

*OUTSTANDING MOVE*

[@samuraitails3940]

I thought the same thing

[@blazej222y]

1:16 - "I don't need training" *Secretly holds cancel matchmaking in bottom right corner*

[@brandonwiggins2149]

Lol

[@Heradd]

True lol

[@userandresearcher1036]

Ladies and Gentlemen, we got him!

[@lord_fo5026]

Me: you suck you poo poo head Zanny: I can exp- Roman:* Roman voice lines intensifies *

[@dankfailure4984]

Any of you guys seen my dad, he went to the coliseum and hasn’t come home since. Mom said he left but I think she’s lying

[@jeanmichelbambi2563]

I think he became a sad roman memed on roman

[@dankfailure4984]

nah my dad punches and kicks people that try to exploit him

[@jeanmichelbambi2563]

@@dankfailure4984 they signed a contract but he was ripped off

[@shadowofthehitokiri5787]

Look in the fridge.

[@shamrocksardonic2582]

@@nightrain1121 You lost to an overgrown grape.

[@alancollman1738]

*Roman failed art school and started World War II.*

[@thefrog9618]

Wide Eyed Wanderer I get that reference

[@wesleyprice2523]

lel you just roasted hitler *high fives through the screen*

[@teaappreciationindividual505]

His father wasn’t very nice to him

[@assad7313]

Hitler

[@womanstriker2009]

As you said that, Roman appeared *I H A V E B E E N B L E S S E D*

[@firemaneminiatures1337]

*Sees the title of the video* "Must be playing as Roman..."

[@cooper2320]

I had my eyes closed for like half the video

[@invincibleash2011]

Ok

[@d3mon267]

Roman is contemplating whether life is worth all the pain

[@apolashimself]

*Anime men has dominated the world map.* Zanny: Time to start the crusade

[@Cheese-uf7lc]

30 seconds later he got hyper armored my shugoki

[@dreliq981]

Isn't that Marco Yolo

[@daynemtn]

THATS YOLO's JOB YOU FU-

[@icezem4797]

@@dreliq981 where

[@nikacaropreso9518]

zanny shall not tolerate the weebs

[@zekebilhorn8282]

"I will not be penetrated, not by you." -Sir Zanny, 2018

[@DustyPazner]

Roman wishes the screams would stop so he can sleep at night

[@dogecoin9240]

F

[@rkofansify]

Roman has no matches on both his tinder and bumble accounts

[@STARS7112]

rkofansify Roman and I have something in common.

[@isuckateverything9676]

Roman don’t need no woman, that’s why he’s friends with all female heroes

[@cursedxp6088]

He couldn’t beat black prior so he beat his wife

[@monkeybusiness673]

Holy crack, man!

[@Sgil97]

Golly gee willikers batman

[@SoulSif]

Lmfao

[@odiesilla7463]

6:18 Left 4 Dead Hunter sound

[@dadams5888]

Its the femer breaker noise from scp cb

[@daynemtn]

Thats fucken great

[@notaheretic2420]

agreed

[@drivernephi7494]

Bruh hunters screams are so autistic😂😂😂

[@notaheretic2420]

@@drivernephi7494 agreed

[@Alltorn-N56]

Roman's screams are not of violence but despair.

[@skillless566]

Roman screams as he remembers the words his wife said to him when they divorced

[@toxicoutlaw9424]

skill less “Infirimus”

[@skillless566]

@@toxicoutlaw9424 roman is deeply hurt as he realises he keeps reapeting the words of his wife towardsvthe enemy, hoping to gain a non existent sympathy from them

[@toxicoutlaw9424]

skill less Naw, I’m a rep 70 cent and I’m just lookin for some sympathy from Ubisoft. Nerfed cents kick and gb vulnerability. Could they have at least waited to do that until the rework came out?

[@skillless566]

@@toxicoutlaw9424 y they nerfing cent he just wants to see his kids

[@calebkehler9231]

Lyrics: SHIELD FEINT IT OH YOU THOUGHT CLOSE YOUR EYES OH HNNGH UNHG

[@danp9998]

U forgot darhkkkness and phlegm

[@justinmartin8139]

Lol shit you not while im reading this comment i hesr him say it haha

[@temp7944]

You forgot “We’ll do it again”

[@kingdragon7239]

U forgot true dacknesssss

[@kodygehring5661]

The Odious Unicorn it’s you thought not oh you thought god come on

[@adamthornton91]

Lawbringer hasn’t got nuclear launch codes yet

[@dannyboy2005]

How did you know

[@catduberley7308]

... maybe he does 😁

[@DogeCop]

He deserves them

[@jambunboii4537]

How do we call in an ac 130 as raider?

[@bummedknight9673]

0:54 "look at the finger" zanny, thats a hand

[@KidSereneonxbox]

That hand holds a lot of power lol

[@thelastcasualty2696]

This channel is so underrated, it never ceases to make me laugh.

[@xCynder]

Oh easily. Zanny is a fucking CHAD

[@Dylan-ng8es]

Probably because he doesn't know how to block it's so aids to watch him play but he's funny tho

[@ooochizelooo3241]

So true he deserves as much more the Dantdm. 9 year olds enter

[@reddragon52894]

The guy is trash and not funny

[@ebraheem136]

ROMAN

[@tetaroawarrior335]

Roman attacc Roman attacc But most importantly Roman want his kids bacc.

[@michaelmorales4745]

Better. Roman kicc. Roman attacc. Most importantly. He want his kids bacc

[@Law-ek7qy]

Roman kick Roman slash But most importantly Roman just wants the kids bacc

[@mr.cucumber3645]

Roman attach Roman Protects But most importantly You don’t know what is the the true dahhh nesh

[@unshakenhorse632]

Roman attacc Roman gank But most importantly Roman says INCREDIBILIS

[@lukalekic1447]

Roman likes to cuddle with peacekeeper pillow at night

[@I-eat-minimum-wage-workers]

Roman has strange dreams about peacekeeper then wakes up and weeps on his peacekeeper pillow

[@miimiibeschde4818]

He stole it from orochi

[@hobolecho8507]

@@miimiibeschde4818 no no Otochi has Nobushi pillow

[@futuristicbus61]

I’m really trying to find the dude who thought that the title was real

[@miimiibeschde4818]

Same

[@Glacier0516]

Roman wishes he could get some armor that doesn’t have skulls

[@snipeyboi5934]

Bantonie _ Roman wants armor with flowers and his kids. that Karen took last week when he was found having an affair with peace keeper.

[@adamward3903]

@@snipeyboi5934 I thought it was valkarie Jesus ROMAN BANGS ALL Karen wouldn't give his kids back. So Roman wanted more

[@kerrygross6651]

Your in luck

[@caroswolf286]

Incridibily and Roman moves are my favorite memes

[@Fordring1776]

INCREDEEEBELLEEESS

[@theboos5852]

Both of you are wrong It’s I N C R E D I B I L I S

[@AE-ki3rw]

"Oh shit, I forgot about that hyperarmor" ~ Every player fighing a Shugoki

[@logeyperogi1805]

I get too scared of it and always just let him attack first or interrupt his first move with a light attack

[@bigboiyslin753]

6:19 sounds like the femur breaker sound

[@honzahavlas4061]

I see you're man of culture as well

[@grimzombie0748]

It does

[@Phloggah]

Honza Havlas :)

[@shomadoesstuff4411]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@Ash-wo5vy]

I thought the same

[@creo8421]

Roman wishes he wasn't only good at killing

[@dannyboy2005]

Wishes he was good at keeping children also...

[@romantheincredibilis165]

Roman has lots of anxiety, including social anxiety. But Roman arrives nonetheless.

[@-M_-]

Hey boi how was the old times with the empire?

[@-M_-]

@Darth Vader Monarchy, Republic and the EMPAIA

[@praisethesun.praisedeussol6051]

How can something be this perfect

[@K..C]

It's been 3 years but I must know, how have you managed to comment 8 days before you made your account?

[@wild673window6]

☺️

[@charlie811]

When you actually close your eyes when he tells you too and you miss half the video

[@jiufeng8454]

Warden has stolen multiple hentai magazines from the weeb nations, now they are hunting down the Warden. Weebs took over the entire map, Warden shall hide in fear. So then Vortiger was created, after many years of DARKNETH Warden has given his soul and became Vortiger.

[@joe___6868]

Edgy backstory and I do not like it. Warden would never even touch Hentai for great Jesus. Incorrect answer.

[@IIGDZ]

Its fan fic bruh

[@joe___6868]

IIG0DZ 2314 Yes but you must understand warden. He’s had to listen to mother and father his whole life, he’s been taught to obey the lord. Thus shall not touch such.

[@jacobhelmick5455]

Maybe the the darkness black prior was referring to is the weebs wining.

[@TheLightningwrath]

*reees in weeb*

[@antisimptrooper4635]

FEEL MY GLOREH!!!

[@magdalenaarellanogonzalez4321]

tru darkness

[@joshg1555]

Roman gets horrible Vietnam flashback when fighting the Wu Lin

[@minkisbalinkis]

YAO NI FWEE FWEE YEM YAY

[@arez1152]

Roman: roman word Vortiger: TRUE DAKNESS

[@masters-senpai7657]

DARKHNESSS!!!

[@hitman1219]

INCREDIBLIES!

[@johnwickinyt3017]

true DAKHNES

[@Ghost-lp6zy]

In game bp speaks Latin to be fair

[@xebec.1569]

*Latin word

[@wesleyprice2523]

roman wonders why his siblings were "aborted" roman still wonders what that means

[@sickwizard5639]

he put in like an hour worth of roman jokes into 2 minutes of centurion gameplay. Im really impressed

[@jub4090]

Come on Karen its been a year let me see the kids

[@kammy_ay586]

It's ok Ramon where here for you

[@LordLongHands]

Don’t worry, there are plenty of fish in the sea

[@gavinmorrison2597]

Fish Swish I hate being the grammar nazi but where is supposed to be we’re. I’m sorry you probably won’t forgive me but it just bugged me to much

[@ghosttactician403]

Karenia*

[@DavidGarcia-pi9wn]

Have new kids train them to be better than your old kids then make them fight to the death for your love

[@Cpt.Cuddles]

Your for Honor videos makes me laugh every damn time. Best ever! Roman punches his depression away.

[@bigbrainonion9361]

Lol

[@gvs9293]

im still looking for the guy that thought this title was real

[@sheerdarthcorn3506]

Same

[@Carrot-Man1876]

Same

[@SW-pk5uj]

Roman has mixed feelings towards minorities.

[@dannyboy2005]

So he hates zanny? Get it? Because the channel is small for now? I'll see myself out...

[@gaspoweredbong9679]

@@dannyboy2005 146k is small?

[@crueloath7288]

Cancer Main considering there are HUNDREDS of channels larger than him, yes

[@dannyboy2005]

@@gaspoweredbong9679 he is small for how funny he is

[@caleboch8181]

considering his wife left him for another woman I can understand it

[@carterwhale9528]

Roman just wants to lay down and cry

[@fastandnightfurious4279]

You have kids?! I feel bad for them XD They live lives of true dahkness

[@thomasgardner455]

You know he dont have kids right.

[@fastandnightfurious4279]

Thomas Gardner I know, I was making a joke

[@thomasgardner455]

@@fastandnightfurious4279 I assumed so but there was one guy who commented on this video ranting at zanny for spending 50 quid on a game when that could've fed his kids for 2 days and that hes a pos for spending time on video games instead of being a father.😂

[@SagaSlayer]

2:54 My Brain: (I am heavy weapons guy, and this is my weapon)

[@tysonchickennuggets2319]

Stone Craft 909 wait what’s he referencing

[@phantomfox376]

tysonchickennuggets whatcha his puss in boots vid

[@SagaSlayer]

tysonchickennuggets Team Fortress 2: Heavy Weapons Guy

[@Beemer-]

First Zanny loses Halo Wars 2 and now he loses his kids?!?! Can we get an F in chat for our fallen Zan Clan Leader

[@jacobh.6239]

F

[@holdencross8165]

F

[@ThePTBRULES]

E

[@joject3562]

F

[@ksi3822]

F

[@thegamingsnake7198]

Roman is actually very sad and hides his face, so no one can see he’s tears Roman punch !!

[@mrwaddl3zz773]

As a rep 15 shugoki and expert at the art of cancer I do confirm this accusation he gains a 20% speed boost

[@sabo7373]

Roman now has PTSD and could never pay for child support Press f to not pay respects

[@lastgreyjedi1580]

F

[@gabrielasquino533]

F

[@jtblk1218]

F

[@glipheo]

Fn't

[@theyeeter3565]

F

[@ahmadfaiz4416]

Orochi:*kills enemy with lights 2nd enemy:*revives his/her friend Orochi's teammate:why don't you finish him with heavy attack & execute him!!! Orochi:what is an execution???

[@MetalStorm98]

Sadly this feels like a legit question

[@zallade6457]

As an orochi main myself, I can confirm this information

[@thegreatpapyrus7814]

@@zallade6457 I can also confirm this information as I got an S in being a laggy light spamming orochi.

[@theundergrowth4605]

Ahmad Faiz I’m a orochi main and when I do heavies I most of the time I guardbreak and then heavy but I also do lights but not like some orochi go to move light spam I don’t do it as much

[@sublis939]

Ahmad Faiz, every orochi I have fought besides the ganking ones.

[@AlexLarning]

Roman sees everyone hes killed in his nightmares

[@AlexLarning]

@Cameron Doerksen wha?

[@AlexLarning]

@Cameron Doerksen oh i get it now

[@originaldaily1534]

"Stop emoting me it hurts my feelings."

[@thedr.pepperknight4398]

"Shoulder ornaments, that's pretty unique" 3 years later and everyone has one

[@disco2842]

Roman wants to see his wife again

[@theboxwizard5898]

Roman struggles to find out what the meaning in his life is, without his children he is nothing. His mask represents the last bit of joy he ever had in life and he wears his mask as he cries and kills those who oppose him.. He does not want to kill, but he must for child support.

[@cavelionpictures3223]

What have you taken and can I have some?

[@theboxwizard5898]

@@cavelionpictures3223 no its mine

[@cavelionpictures3223]

@@theboxwizard5898 come on just a little? :)

[@animegamer501stthelastyeet8]

This was deep

[@thenecromorph5187]

its good but jesus you put thought into it

[@glennagorilla470]

4:42 That’s what she said 😂

[@justarandomdude551]

Zanny:cool outfit Vortigers free color: am I a joke to you

[@shadowplays7887]

yea that's true

[@shadowplays7887]

good joke

[@generalofchaos5174]

0:16 "This is not what Colony would have wanted." Why do you have to inflict such emotional pain on me Zanny...

[@cnverto2404]

I'm new to the Zan Clan. Who's Colony?

[@generalofchaos5174]

@@cnverto2404 Watch his Halo Wars videos. They're some of his best, and you'll see why Colony is one of his best memes, and why we're so sad

[@michaelharris3971]

Roman wonders when his father will come back from getting cigarettes

[@DBZociety]

I lost it when you said "seize the means of production" Hahahaha

[@dragonwithamonocle]

The running gag with Roman just doesn't stop being funny. Keep up the good work!

[@TheRunningElite]

Roman just wants someone to understand him

[@flipacoin570]

Roman wants to stop the death but his Demons demand blood.

[@kubaradycz5604]

"Ohhh.. shoulder ornaments? That's pretty unique" hits different nowadays 💀

[@joy4126]

"Shoulder ornaments that's pretty unique!" ..cursed statement to hear 5 years later 😆

[@TheHiralis]

Roman struggles with the idea of being controlled by a higher being

[@melancholyentertainment]

It's a shame that great comments like these get lost in the sea of thousands of comments. TL;DR - Underrated comment

[@Hououin_Kyoma]

*Roman recently realized that he has become his father...*

[@wildman456]

The amount of time I had my eyes closed could count as a nap

[@jalenmiller8701]

Zanny: perfection! Also him:cuts to a clip with no stamina and half health

[@niklaschristopherson8780]

most of this video my eyes were closed but it sounded like a good video

[@itscalvin3854]

Recently discoverd your channel and i have got to say. I love your vids man

[@spezialissimo]

Ou, there must be so many jokes that you can't get

[@echolazyboy5341]

Same

[@wolfer5203]

*Roman buys a pillow of peacekeeper*

[@naudel3624]

This is the first video I've watched of yours and I love you already

[@holdencross8165]

Roman wishes his wife didnt leave

[@mochimoni1975]

ROMAN gets copyrighted for Troy execution

[@bluntlyhonest6803]

"shoulder ornaments that pretty unique". 4 years later. "Where head ornaments?"

[@chandlerhenshaw4614]

8:20 this reminds me of the office.

[@munthersaleh8443]

Me too

[@murph2856]

"what are you gonna do, call Jiang Jun for help cause plz dont" (The Zan Man 2019) i cried XD

[@Nailing-jk2vd]

Turn captions on at 2:05 he says the N word

[@krassergamerLP]

Oh shit even with a hard r

[@lovewookies3484]

Nailing 6992 hahaha omg

[@isaackirk1307]

😂

[@fatfinger1013]

So what's wrong with that?

[@doky7174]

fatfinger 101 its just funny lol

[@metromafia5431]

We must seize the means of production

[@theperfectcrabbo9414]

Big words for somebody in Pu Ert Daedur range.

[@metromafia5431]

@@theperfectcrabbo9414 Ni yi bai Yi

[@theperfectcrabbo9414]

R6S lover *All guard* Hau au mid!

[@skillless566]

I havent understood a single thing that the other answers said

[@yoboichill0842]

Commie Bastard

[@derptomistic]

Roman becomes a Mass Effect character... ROMAN WANTS TO ASK WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THE REAPERS!

[@Will-zs9ny]

Take a shot every time he says close your eyes, for hard mode, also whenever he has phlegm

[@f.b.i3209]

Don't underestimate my POWER

[@benvalladares3950]

watching this to catalogue zanny's first vortiger voice

[@tonkskids7449]

Zan Man: "It f---s my throat... Wait don't say it" Me: So he likes it in the throat.

[@frankcate]

Colony... Take me home :3

[@Beemer-]

I am crying now, thank you

[@generalofchaos5174]

Why u do this to me... Roman feels sad now

[@rhodesianwojak2095]

:/

[@lennylinn6275]

COUNTRY ROADS!!!!

[@thenecromorph5187]

i love how you start making the centurion sound amazing then next thing you know every time he blinks he sees his dads ghost hes still disappointed with him

[@shrekscrusader1139]

Shugoki: use the hug attack Black Prior: AH PROFUNDIS

[@lewisaguilar7413]

plot twist: the voices in romans’ head are just zany commentating his videos

[@fakeblue8985]

6:18 when they removed grunt kill animations

[@diegorosario282]

Whyyyyyy

[@slyliezeroseven3696]

0:00 that one edgy kid with braces

[@joss8828]

Nobody: Really, nobody: Zanny: I will not be penetrated

[@owenjones3929]

Everyone is talking about closing their eyes when zanny said to. But no one has mentioned the fact that he sang snow patrol in his video! Such a good song!

[@kingsolomon673]

Meh, who needs kids anyways?

[@thezoque_]

Roman.

[@nickwilde3331]

Its wried how you die as a different character but when your a Roman you wrek everyone

[@lothrick24]

Nobody: Really Nobody: Zanny: CLOSE YOUR EYES!!

[@windtalker_0253]

As a samurai I can indeed confirm we’ve ran out of anime