forcing the population to evolve via radioactive alcohol

[@mattstanford9673]

Devs: “Dammit. Get ready to patch. Gray just broke our game again.”

[@laurentheaardvark9512]

Every game Gray plays tho

[@KiroChisa]

Just the usual Monday

[@suplosers7587]

@@laurentheaardvark9512 it says you commented 58 minuets ago. . . but the comment was only made 56 minuets ago-

[@laurentheaardvark9512]

@@suplosers7587 ah youtube being drunk

[@gaacars]

@@laurentheaardvark9512 yea every game gray plays he manages to brake the game lmfao

[@javierrodrigo1009]

Teacher: "Where do you live?" Kid: "Underneath the power lines" Teacher: _*Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down??"_

[@eligriffen3422]

that wouldn't happen because there is no education. how it would really happen is Highly radioactive bartender: "Where do you live?" Kid: across the street Teacher:Yes i'm aware, we all do

[@historynerd3609]

Am I the only one that read this in gray’s voice? Haha

[@jessalyadav1309]

@@historynerd3609 I can do it too

[@jessalyadav1309]

@@historynerd3609 XDD

[@jessalyadav1309]

@@historynerd3609 sounds much funnier when you do XDD

[@rou966]

It's ironic that Gray's the only thing keeping me sane during quarantine.

[@mofukitt]

I've gone WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY past the criminally insane point, even before the whole quarantine bullshtick. (Support COVID-19! #killallthehumans)

[@choccymilk8645]

@@mofukitt Thats something only a COVID-19 germ would say...

[@deshonarnold2253]

@@choccymilk8645 it's an inside job

[@drowsyplayz9143]

That's sad because he likes killed people

[@anettewheeler6600]

If Gray is the only thing keeping you sane in quarantine, oh boy, I've got bad news for you

[@DJdoppIer]

Gray: "All these people do is drink uranium and chew on power lines all day." Russians: "And fight bears."

[@Someone-lr6gu]

Correct

[@kevinduliesco5468]

That's one the Russian guy do in street fighter

[@msn924]

and vodka. lots of vodka

[@biolett553]

Alcoholism combined with tennis and high radioactivity is just the average country club

[@KiroChisa]

Can second you on that

[@hallosche5092]

Definitely third that

[@tangophoxtrot3495]

I can fourth that

[@NamelessToast]

True

[@multi.ghoul-mp3]

I fifth that

[@obliviousidiot.]

Normal youtubers: oh god please don’t demonetize this vid Gray: Why the hell aren’t you demonetizing me yet?

[@kybercat7]

you see the grey secret is that theirs so many demenetizeable things that any censorship drone that sees his masterpieces is just so overwhelmed that it cant know what to demonetize first so it just gives up.

[@w.dgaster3965]

@@kybercat7 actually youtube looks at gray and goes there is no reason to demonize him cause he is the teason youtube is a thing still

[@hayley702]

reverse psychology

[@lukelyall5879]

Because he’s playing video games not real life

[@KiroChisa]

Fun fact: Siberia is so far up north because its scared gray will tame it and harness the power of hot and cold.

[@laurentheaardvark9512]

I can see that

[@emma-qb1zz]

that sounds reasonable

[@deshonarnold2253]

No wonder why gray caused the great dying 252 million years ago

[@laurentheaardvark9512]

@@deshonarnold2253pangea? Never happened was a game Grey broke.

[@GADJEMAN]

Wait until Gray harness the power of cold fusion

[@Jan_Koopman]

Satan: "I fear no man... but that thing..." * Graystillplays * Satan: "It scares me!"

[@PIutonium-239]

😂🤣😂

[@kyleabrezzi]

Every night satan checks under his bed for Gray. The sound of full liquor barr haunts him..

[@csweezey18]

True.

[@anonymususer20]

@@csweezey18 I'm pretty sure you and gray might be related. Gray Would make an amazing anti Christ

[@csweezey18]

@@anonymususer20 B-but... Gray scares me!

[@vcrendus]

“education!?! we’re not gonna need THAT”

[@laurentheaardvark9512]

Since when did we? Lol

[@KiroChisa]

In Soviet Russia we don't

[@djk6297]

I thought he put one down, followed by some liquor stores

[@madkirk7431]

MORE UNEDUCATED WHORES DAMNIT!

[@madkirk7431]

@@djk6297 he did, just so the citizens would shut up

[@Moddage]

Gray: "I have to find out if there's a way to get these reactors exploding" Soviet Union: "RBMK reactors don't explode, comrade Gray."

[@THE_IRS0]

Me: hey gray why not just blow up the plants Gray: efficiency is thy name

[@KiroChisa]

New famous quote added to famous quotes by gray

[@madkirk7431]

@skOsH all the way as he recreates Chernobyl

[@madkirk7431]

ahh, a man of SCP

[@emi_nd60]

child: *has a 40% alcohol addiction* Gray: START EM’ YOUNG!

[@SofosProject]

Normal people: turn on obstacles for the challenge Gray: turns on obstacles to *feed his hunger for chaos*

[@johneastman96]

Yesss

[@stephenhightower3695]

13:57 - Ah yes, in Gray's version of the Soviet Republic bars also function as schools, teaching children everything they need to know in life.

[@user-yn1bd4yf3h]

Gray being mixed with nuclear power plants is like coke and mentos. There will be an explosion

[@ellayu7150]

A big one...

[@KiroChisa]

Gray mixed up with anything means death destruction and sadness

[@johon2406]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6emiHd6pN1kpKc

[@nmuniz2]

DO NOT CLICK THE LINK IN THE ABOVE COMMENT! IT IS A RICK ROLL!

[@TheArklyte]

Took me a second to realise that you've meant coke as cola... it's just this channel, you know.

[@zeph6497]

Me: wakes up in Yeetus My Mom: SON EAT YOUR URANIOS WERE GOING TO COMRADE BAR AND DRINKS!!

[@subaru9639]

Also grey: making everyone's quarantine great

[@ianyoung9715]

Gray

[@KiroChisa]

Lolz the grammar police strike again

[@generaltov.6911]

Agreed

[@LincolnVincent]

Watch your words before he starts to ruin that to.

[@TitanGenericGod]

Gray

[@Gmanunit13vers2]

Gray 2019: more plants damnit Gray 2020: more power lines damnit

[@H1H1-d4g]

2020 is bad

[@KiroChisa]

In Soviet Russia stalin checks under his bed every night for gray.

[@user-yn1bd4yf3h]

KDaKool gaming anime reviews The last thing Stalin heard: "Alright so we're..."

[@adibasistheway9568]

And dogs and cats eat humans

[@SnakeChkn]

Well he knew that if gray was there SNAKECHKN COULD COME SOON

[@centurion756]

@@sadgirlhours9350 r/woosh

[@MaiaMirabell]

*WHO DOESN'T?!?!?"

[@Dayday-6297]

14:23 "People drink so much alcohol their basically pickled now" Definitely my favorite quote from Gray

[@JamesMa11hewsLIVE]

he's becoming more sadistic every episode...

[@laurentheaardvark9512]

Yups.

[@dolomaticus1180]

Becoming? No Grey has always been this sadistic, but now the veil of humanity has been pulled back to expose FLORIDA MAN holding a natty light and contempt for life itself :)

[@nichsa8984]

@@laurentheaardvark9512 ea added eco pack also: reactor core anti matter:i am a joke to you?

[@stan_the_manly_man8425]

And I like it

[@LeviathanSushi]

@@dolomaticus1180 The mental image that gave me is glorious: A Darth Sidious-looking figure in a full-body black cloak with a hood obscuring their face, they reach up, pull down their hood, and reveal Florida Man (specifically the Florida Man from the Sims) and he looks at the viewer with a sinister gleam in his eyes, and in an all-too familiar voice, he says, "Alright..."

[@aaronchambers8471]

I only came because it said “Soviet Republic” and as a Russian, I want to see this... Edit: If Soviet Russia had done this, I bet you it would still be here today...

[@BlackSunsxz]

“We got a Lenin for every bar” Me: sounds like a good deal for me

[@cocacola4blood365]

In Soviet Russia bar drinks YOU!

[@alexpiatt1282]

“There’s probably a right way to play it, that’s not gonna happen” literally describes anytime Gray plays a game

[@Dexfan1995]

Gray: "Forcing the population to evolve via radioactive alcohol" Me: ..."Does the alcohol come from an equally radioactive FULL LIQUOR BAR?!" XD

[@thomasthegamer8160]

Did you really need to add xd

[@ghostlyboos6864]

@@thomasthegamer8160 yes,

[@szaimon5784]

That sounds like Russia to me

[@Helladamnleet]

@@thomasthegamer8160 Yes XD

[@wearmoose1808]

Genius

[@theghostly5514]

Gray is literally the god of malicious compliance

[@michaelamundson4715]

Seems more like the Simpsons' Springfield than Lenin's wherever-grad-i-stan.WE MUST CLOSE THE NUCLEAR ALCOHOLICS GAP!!

[@jst7714]

We can't not ALLOW a radioactive vodka gap! This is a communist (literally) plot to sap and impurity our precious bodily fluids.

[@HossBlacksilver]

We're just a Kommie Kreme doughnuts and Homer be all evercerate the proletariat, mmmmmmm evercerate.

[@thetestinggrounds7855]

😂

[@rhinokakapo4444]

Gray: Where people had only one pair of eyes and one pair of arms Historians in the future: Wait, what?

[@xBansheeShadowx]

"oh a dropping of the lifespan, now that's nice"

[@alberttrita5858]

welcome to the town of Yeetus, where all life has blood made entirely out of vodka. Edit: I think the spam click works because there are a few frames during which you can place the building down despite not being able to do it normally.

[@ascendedcat260]

So, in Fallout 4 there's this vault, Vault 114 The experiment was to provide the residents with minimal resources and to elect the worst possible canidate to lead them in order to see what would happen. You wouldn't know anything about that, would you, Gray?

[@simonmarshall1060]

Grey manages to make the Vault-Tec people say "Now hang on! You're going too far."

[@dragonarcher89]

a s c e n d e d c a t Gray IS vault tec

[@MezephelesArt]

We all love "aalrigh," and "dammit!" and "fullliquabar!" and "stay foxy, much love" and those are all iconic, but nobody talks about _"[wheeze]_ THAT'S NOT GONNA HAPPEN"

[@subaru9639]

Nobody Grey: forcing the population to evolve via radioactive alcohol Me: greatest video I have ever watched

[@laurentheaardvark9512]

I know right

[@FingeringThings]

Chernobyl: *exists* Gray's Soviet Union: *Im about to end this whole mans career*

[@august101wheatley8]

"In Soviet Russia nothing's impossible"

[@umbrios4153]

-the world's last words as it travels to gray's ears

[@gdmusician8708]

*The USA wants your location.* Edit: I posted this 3 weeks ago? 3 likes? LUCKY LUCKY MEEEEE!

[@mahaprasaddehury7363]

Just another day in Russia !

[@goodvibes7580]

New video title: "Forcing the people of Chernobyl to develop alcoholism."

[@dreydin40019]

Its perfect

[@The0Stroy]

9:19 "Communism is Soviet government plus the electrification of the whole country" - Lenin

[@ced1106]

Their lifespan increases because the alcohol pickles them and the irradiation pasteurizes them. Thanks for the videos!!! 🏭🏭🏭

[@mikemeeshy]

"forcing the population to evolve via radioactive alcohol" Yep. Graystillplays.

[@euphoricallyhailey4813]

I like to imagine those babies just came out of the womb with a full liquor bar 💀

[@johneastman96]

Yess

[@bluelagoon8742]

No one can mess anything up as much as you. ( in a great and entertaining way)

[@qohaw_2883]

What makes me really happy is that a Gray is actually one of the official units that are used to measure radiation doses

[@fruitdealer_R34L]

Stalin is the worst USSR leader! Gray: hold my uranium beer!

[@isaiahf-d846]

can't promise there'll be any beer left but sure

[@KiroChisa]

Gray would've drank it all

[@Buurtindo]

*best

[@KitsuneFyora]

@@Buurtindo after Gray*

[@bohnebohne2228]

XD

[@Verlant99]

I don’t think you understand just how much you’re helping me get through this quarantine 😩 As soon as I see you post, I go let my kids play outside and tell them “Mommy needs her fun time too okay” then grab me a brewski and relax on my patio while laughing at your videos.

[@Red-gw8nz]

"Milk is for squares!" ~Graystillplays 2020

[@aaronengland5622]

... and the relatively low percentage of humans that aren't lactose intolerant because most people's ancestors apparently didn't like the idea of drinking things from a cow's crotch boob.

[@cyroostetherington3335]

Workers and resources? I love this game. Very happy to see it being played and people watching it. And of course, gray finds a way to make it hell on earth

[@thirstfast1025]

Pretty sure I was getting radioactive alcohol at my elementary school. Teacher said we needed Kahlumination to brighten our day

[@nagitokomaedakinnie6362]

There are two types of people playing this game: Gray Still Plays and Party Elite

[@EllRatioBozo]

You know something bad is going to happen when gray discovers another game.

[@laurentheaardvark9512]

Something so bad its good

[@whee38]

Gray played this game awhile ago

[@eurogryphon]

7:00 "Can I just get the power lines to go into the water? Fantastic!" On the next gameplay: "More electrofishing, dammit!"

[@johneastman96]

Lol

[@lily72266]

Can we just appreciate the fact that he posts a video mostly every day 🥺😭❤️❤️

[@laurentheaardvark9512]

Yes!

[@lily72266]

Lauren the aardvark Like he spends time to edit the all so much 😂

[@laurentheaardvark9512]

@@lily72266 He deserves all da support and love for the amount of effort he puts into his channel without being in any scandals too

[@lily72266]

Lauren the aardvark AGREED! And he’s really funny too!

[@laurentheaardvark9512]

@@lily72266 yes

[@samjackons6838]

Gray: This game has the most soviet intro song Papers please: Am I a joke to you

[@johneastman96]

Yep Disassemble 3d:am I a joke to you

[@UnknownPlayer2020]

Who agrees with me,that Grays provide the best entertainment videos?Great video again.You inspired me to start my KZbin channel .Thanks for you creativity.

[@blabobab8473]

Great videos

[@UnknownPlayer2020]

Thank you!

[@evilknievel4895]

Fantastic job dude!

[@nomadisk828]

"Build a town on top of Uranium" Me, thinking about my Fallout 76 house that's practically on top of a Uranium deposit: Been their, done that

[@theace3658]

Script: “Alright, so this is the only game where you get to ___________ it’s _________ MORE ______ DA**it”

[@allthings.stranger]

Describe GrayStillPlays in one sentence:

[@madkirk7431]

that's just his intro.

[@madkirk7431]

@@allthings.stranger insanely extreme russian roulette.

[@levimiller5686]

Clare Weitzel FULL LIQUOR BAR

[@Zackisnotdead]

@@levimiller5686 you have answered korrectly

[@TheWippywoo]

Graystillplays is awesome .Your sense of humour always makes me laugh.

[@tiagofigueiredo5659]

Me: sees soviet republic menu *Soviet music starts playing* Also it's called Rubles not bear bucks

[@isaiahf-d846]

bear bucks sounds better

[@apieceoftoast6477]

"Alright kids, it's uranios for breakfast!" -GrayStillPlays

[@LeftyTheWarrior]

We should do Gray memes. He makes His Videos so funny. Memes can be Born from His Videos!!!!

[@kyrabrown6529]

Yes yes I agrewwe

[@PIutonium-239]

Hummm, interesting 😏

[@Flashbang0001-z5p]

I love how nice you are to people and the environment

[@Gastly-iz6hf]

Ah, you uploaded. Just when I was getting bored, thank you

[@cosmic2750]

Imagine Gray designing an actual city... Manager: So, how much power do you want? Gray: Yes....

[@lost1ns0und]

This definitely sounds like a graystillplays episode (Also glory to the workers)

[@jackhand4409]

Me: pissed drunk lying in bed Brain: watch grey's new video Me: watches video like life depends on it and then passes out for the 7th night in a row

[@catalina7224a]

Hey grey! I’m from the former Soviet Union and can I just say, this exactly whats it like there

[@thisisaname3283]

"Where do you live?" "Under the powerlines." "That narrows where you live down to half the dwellings in Yeetus"

[@distressedbagofbeans]

In soviet russia, the Atoms split you

[@NOTTHEOLDGUY]

I like the way the city looked all the power lines and radioactive coolers

[@martailic8891]

KZbin: We will give notifications so you know when your favorite KZbinr uploaded the video. Me: Sorry, but I'm faster.

[@alexmoon066]

This village looks so authentic it’s actually my neighbourhood: houses, mud, school

[@BlazeYT_]

1:42 Gray: KZbin probably going to be happy *A fEw MoMeNtS lAtEr* "Gray puts ck at the end" KZbin: *DeMoNeTiZeD*

[@sarahmasterson5107]

Grays intro is iconic. Like you know grays coming when you hear that

[@chrishughes216]

Always knew Gray was a Comrade

[@zackince8803]

Gray: “That’s right kids what your gonna have for breakfast is Uranios” Children in the Soviet Union: And I took that personally.

[@Mundraczyn]

You've created new kind of men - Homo Moonshinus :D

[@klidouxos]

Well thats pretty much what they are doing to us. Thank you FDA for totally protecting people.

[@bobmaler8607]

Well there is always a line. That line just dosen’t exist for gray

[@Aloyus_Knight]

Gray: "Education? We won't be needing that." Also gray: "I've got to find a way to fit a school in the middle of this." Everyone: Pick a lane & stick with it gray.

[@DarkDragonOfLife]

Oh look, its West Virginia, so that's why it's so polluted here, Gray is trying to make us evolve using nuclear beer, we sure do love alchohol here, and almost all of our rivers is full of C8. Wish I was joking.

[@bredjesus9149]

Bruh do you live in Fallout 76?

[@Himmel-Himmel]

I’ve been to West Virginia once, y’all might wanna reset your state it’s kinda fucked up. No offense.

[@DarkDragonOfLife]

Yeah I live in "Fallout76" we got mothman not far from me. XD and yes even people like me, who has lived in West Virginia, thinks its fucked up. We have so many dead ends, one ways streets and the works, stop signs where we dont need them, pot holes that make the moon look smooth, and people who obviously dont know what architecture classes are let alone basic knowledge. XD And that is just for the roads and buildings.

[@bredjesus9149]

@@DarkDragonOfLife Yup, fallout.

[@bredjesus9149]

But you still have country roads, right?

[@skiguyski]

Every intro be GrayStillPlays: Welcome back to the only game that lets you, and it goes on

[@The_M4ze]

*Uranium Rock plays in the background* Citizens of Yeetus: Why do I hear boss music?

[@bfarmer7]

Nothing like the fantastic view or power lines, cooling towers, and a good dropping of the life span

[@phoodles]

Nobody: Gray: Listen to this *epic music*

[@malettuce]

Grey every time before he starts his recordings: I gotta get higher!

[@johneastman96]

Yep

[@septemberended5475]

Me: *sees Gray posted a video* Me: Aw yeah, time to watch this *ultimate* video

[@astingamerboymeow9739]

Heartbroken Person yep

[@johon2406]

and this one kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6emiHd6pN1kpKc

[@bub8840]

Gray that's always your goal

[@Tahkaullus01]

4:11 Replace the audio here with benny hill and it would still work.

[@abysspegasusgaming]

Funny that I just finished watching a "Kreosan moves to Pripyat" video when this shown up in the 'watch next' list.

[@biolett553]

All the alcoholics are gonna become spider-people, hell yes :)

[@lisaogden8186]

Gray: strays recording. Soviet music : intensifize

[@FingeringThings]

KZbin: There are 300 comments Me: Wow can I see them? KZbin: *NO*

[@TomochiTheGreat]

Besides the fact that there isnt even 200

[@dashyandpotatochip4415]

It says there is 316 comments

[@dashyandpotatochip4415]

But this is a bit later

[@devontwit5641]

Someones lifespan:90 years. Gray: SEVENTY YEARSDS

[@soren8697]

*me on every video and the question button comes up* “Welp time to click the bottom choice.” Because I know that the bottom choice is the most picked. 👌😂

[@laurentheaardvark9512]

Exactly I propose an idea. Make the second choice most picked.

[@laurentheaardvark9512]

@@JoshuaTheGreat211 oof

[@outcast4087]

Absolutely. Best. City. EVER.

[@elliebaune]

I saw the title and was like yep that’s aGrey video for sure

[@adrianionescu9004]

Achievement unlocked! Drunken Saviour at Chernobyl

[@TomochiTheGreat]

I like this channel, i think if i got my hands on these games i wouldve done the same things even if i didnt know of this evil channel.

[@thegeneralissimo470]

TBH this is a really great game, but it has a steep learning curve.

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

You're being a little too Leninient with these people.

[@evankajikawa1277]

Don’t you mean Lennineint?

[@G-u-z-i-o]

When it comes to the city design itself, it TOTALLY feels like a real Soviet Russia.