Septic Tank Santa - Ep. 130

[@Stalltt]

If you want in on the minecraft server, check the pins in the minecraft discord channel discord.gg/zvYpRpYV

[@Salad425]

Thanks Stalltt

[@elliejelly-]

And make sure to donate to the floating pirate ship!

[@ftw4twcs]

No Thank you my lord.

[@mydrillasanjay5397]

nah

[@DisposableCowboy]

The real star of the show!

[@throwaway4745]

All these people upset at the latest drama are going to LOSE THEIR MINDS when they find out what Poob did to that poor dog in the sack all those years ago..

[@Awesomewithaz]

what drama?

[@throwaway4745]

@Awesomewithaz Patreon-exclusive episode got clipped by someone where they did their banter on some guy and then learned he had lung cancer. The guy wasn't too happy and now people are flooding here talking about how the episode was pulled from YT (it wasn't here to begin with) and they're unsubscribing because this is a new low (they were never subbed because this isn't even rock bottom.)

[@eelshark12345]

I am dissappointed that Poop didn't have a cool christmas elf costume that he bought from a weird old gooner that nearly gives him a heat stroke.

[@benosonline]

Poop

[@ZykonIGuess]

poop

[@embodimentofgreatness5514]

hey poop…

[@Conner2000]

The trucker funeral bit made me laugh so fucking hard bro

[@DaBwiggz]

I had to pull over because I was laughing so hard

[@Joederk]

I bonked by nose on the steering wheel I laughed so hard

[@galvatron0810]

I started crying from how hard i was laughing

[@limabean1202]

crashed my 18 wheeler laughing at it

[@Furko08]

Waking up and pissing into the water bed is what almost killed me

[@Avasterable]

Everytime a new Forehead Fables episode drops, it's like being visited by the nice feral cat that's dropping by everyonce in a while and you've been growing fond of over the last couple years but you just aren't sure how much longer they've got. A pleasant surprise every time

[@ChasMaTaz]

Well said

[@lymbnero]

Heavy on the “just aren’t sure how much longer they’ve got left”

[@BuffiestFluff]

​@@lymbnero I'm gonna be genuinely very disappointed if/when they end it :(

[@jordanksbud6460]

"yea i wanted to be a big server guy" "ummm it's called a waiter" i laughed way too fucking hard at that 🤣🤣🤣

[@deadweight503]

Not only are we okay with the Pip bark, we would like Pip to replace Bryan

[@TheWatchfuleye1]

Poob should use his old dice came from DOL for a pip cam

[@sh3940]

How dare you talk ill of the dead.

[@derrickanderson8810]

@@sh3940 HE NOT DIED HE IS DOING TITTOKS

[@mrpibb7239]

The rust server may have crashed and burned BUT MY SPIRIT FOR SELLING HATS AT PIBB'S HAT SHOP STILL LIVES ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@mrpibb7239]

3% discount at Pibb's hat shop for the holidays btw

[@orionsofamous]

Are you into dudes bro

[@TigerLaRoar]

The old General Sam-esque music intro was wild had to make sure an old Skyrim/Fallout video didnt start autoplaying!

[@Soapylemonlad845]

Pip contributing more to the podcast then Brian ever did love the new host.

[@ImHidee]

Witnessed Stalltt build the background for this one. Shout out to da boys!

[@tsukikotsutsukakushi9339]

Stalltt doing God's work

[@zeepro_tv]

Cozy modded minecraft server? Where do i sign up?

[@sergeantspeed5941]

Just started watching, but this is perfect timing. Trucker check in I'm on a road trip in northern ND to recover a skid steer that a customer broke through the ice on a river. Gonna be listening on the way there. Merry Christmas!

[@eatcoom]

I love when pip barks during the pod cast intros, its like he's excited for it.

[@retnuhdeer7210]

As a forklift operator moving into trucking, I thank you boys for your service 👨🏽‍🦽

[@alexg6464]

Btorrent sounds like the kinda guy to leak classified documents to win an argument in War Thunder

[@funkypijun]

Never thought we'd make it this far before the water got hot

[@AcherontiaStyx]

It's like 60 total people that got their feelings hurt by a youtube short, and tried their best at brigading. Already happened with those losers from reddit that one time they joked about making Bizzle a dad.

[@funky_dude709]

That would unironically be bad ass to have truckers drive by and honk at your funeral. You can set up seats by patreon tier 😂

[@residentevil4onps2]

Favorite podcast of all time. Merry X-Mas guys!

[@ewlynnn]

Christmas life hack just bake a ton of stuff for people. Its cheap, easy, and is just a good present, no one will dislike being given a ton of pastries and cookies. Basically every Christmas I just give everyone in my family a big tin with a ton of a few different baked goods. Does take a little bit to make but you can do them all in one day.

[@PretendingToListen]

this is the second time the boys have made a parody of the usual suspects with the same ending. Kaizer Soze goes from walking all cool to limping and gimping. I love it

[@johnnewton1051]

How much deditated wam did you need foh this minecwaft server?

[@perrythesylvester]

Cringe

[@HaveabananaProductions]

sam thank you for doing god’s work for all of us w giant heads i can finally order a jippy hat without fear that it wont fit

[@Conner2000]

Are you a girl

[@blazinwafflez]

I wonder how much of an anomaly I am for the community. I'm a late 20's trucker adjacent(works at a truck stop) piece of shit, but I'm engaged, buying my first house, I consume cannabis, a gamer, and a dad (fiancee's kid, but i treat her like my own).

[@Beats-sx1ch]

You fix the trucks or what?

[@weizen666]

talking about sucking on a hernia really got me imagining the pain

[@akira6152]

What I take away from this is we're getting a Minecraft video on the main channel, frick yeah.

[@Ko7aK]

Really gonna need that Zomboid footage for the winter hibernation

[@VapidFart]

Thank god, i almost had to spend time with my family

[@Braindamaged226]

All the mall santas i saw as a kid had yellow beards from smoking cigarettes on breaks and i remember my mom would always tell me “don’t you see santa with a pipe sometimes”

[@roganchapman5700]

Merry Christmas fellas

[@tayoramirez5006]

I finally stopped stealing episodes I'ma loud n proud patreon user!!!!!

[@mikehanrahan5559]

But not my patreon? You're fake!

[@cgigammez5749]

Thank you for supporting their drug abuse

[@ASpoopyGhosty]

proud of u

[@logan8822]

I'll take your place dont worry

[@mofumofumaya]

@@logan8822 me too!

[@bamills96]

I love how everyone wants to come out of the woodwork to support this random channel like "OmG YoUR MaKINg FUN oF soMeONe wITh a TERMINAL ILLNESS" like they all personally know the dude and have seen every aspect of his life. Like, boogie literally lied about having cancer and im sure that crowd supported him in the exact same way only to be lied to the whole time. I wish i could be so naive on the internet sometimes.

[@thatsnodildo1974]

Just as bad as those comments about some person who just got famous or did a horrible crime and there's always one random person 'I'm related to this person'

[@phreshie]

No one has talked about mancala in over 15 years to me. My dad brings it up yesterday and now hear this today lmao.

[@madman407708]

I wait 2 days to comment to give the illusion I don't "have the early patreon release" Merry Christmas Boys 🙏❤️

[@Gabagoolio272]

Pip has talked more than brian in at least 130 episodes.

[@Mister_Kage]

I can't believe the christmas episode actually went up on christmas

[@serpicopiu3591]

Did Stallt gradually edit Poob to get redder over the course of the episode or is that just me

[@ztoxicman]

Everyone in this comment section has probably said worse things about people than these two. But because they're famous, it's being blown out of proportion. I don't agree with what was said, but it’s likely no worse than what others have said in the comment sections of these same videos. Yet, we don't see anyone demanding apologies or charity donations from them.

[@Gamerboychase69]

What did they say??? It's general Sam lmao I didn't think any of the viewers would care if these guys said anything

[@Jacob_W]

no idea how stalltt does it but incredible work stalltt

[@karkanrey1463]

Here comes the mob

[@HgRicky]

45:20 yah you messed up you have to say mall Santa is like a helper that Santa is to busy getting ready for Christmas to go personally

[@alemaolemon]

they deleted the video?

[@AVGgamer87]

So it can't be used to report the channel for cyberbullying

[@medli_7424]

@AVGgamer87 It was never a KZbin video to begin with, it says in the description it's a highlight from a Patreon episode.

[@SilverFang95]

@@medli_7424 doesn't matter. Something was uploaded to KZbin.

[@sorridusnakeru7177]

The fact that Sam doesn't have the balls to say this type of crap on his main channel really shows his moral character, sure glad i'm not one of his friends, god knows what he says behind your back.

[@AcherontiaStyx]

​@@sorridusnakeru7177These comments are so funny because you clearly didn't even watch the video and just showed up for drama.

[@DrGrombles]

Poob makes his mom and siblings sound like the coolest people ngl.

[@arthurgoonie4596]

In the uk we put out a mince pie and brandy because santa is a grown ass man

[@HiMyNameIsJoshAndILike]

Can we get a 10 hour long podcast episode for my truck route

[@AcherontiaStyx]

I'd take just a 24hr livestream so I never have to address my conscious mind at any point throughout the day tbh

[@Tomas0bob]

Poob kinda looks like uncle Jack from always sunny 😂

[@BillSullivanReal]

Yo Stalltt the clouds moving in the background is sick cool background

[@grapexxjelly]

Man I just love listening to the guys being buds. I think it would legitimately upset me if any of the guys had a falling out.

[@TimeVortexGames]

I have to cook a shit ton and this popping up is gonna make it so much more bearable

[@joshuaconner5887]

I'm a trucker, and I would be a part of the funeral convoy 🫡

[@elmeelee4109]

Dream catcher as the communal toilet book is so unusual

[@mydrillasanjay5397]

merry christmas stallt and poontang

[@Booftube420]

Christmas Boof time

[@gentlesnot1864]

Poob was on a roll today

[@jshanegarrett8371]

Just here to say that the people whining about you making jokes are wack. Keep doing what you do boys.❤️

[@zacharyesparza71993]

Sam c u c k glazer

[@bellec.]

glazing

[@carpetcreed3841]

@@zacharyesparza71993expand your vocabulary

[@embodimentofgreatness5514]

i mean yeah but still, they wanted to apologize and so they did. its not that serious

[@Tencelas]

Yo can we talk about how the tarkov killer sounds exactly like poob

[@Green_DT]

"everyone gets along, everyone is scared"

[@RPKGameVids]

Reported for bullying and laughing at someone with a terminal illness.

[@notaboutit3565]

Reported for targeted large-scale harassment and cyberbullying. 2 wrongs don't make a right.

[@graniteface]

good for you.

[@mikari3498]

beautiful christmas episode

[@jitox]

I really hope you have a really bad christmas guys!!! Amazing what you do talking about other youtubers online. Keep it up really, you really need to talk bad about some people to get attention, amazingly done. Its such a shame youtube gives money to people like you two

[@BuzzBuzzImaWasp]

Welcome to Planet Earth

[@Denial-m2t]

@@BuzzBuzzImaWasp yhh so it’s normal to shih on people doing what they like becaue of the way they look? Says a lot about you and why you don’t go outside

[@Thorhem]

@@BuzzBuzzImaWasp that's not normal on planet earth, just normal in the nolife/neckbeard/discord mod scene over here.

[@limpshrimps5733]

Nobody’s gonna remember you when you die in six months.

[@BiggestBlunder]

You know who would have loved septic Santa, Brian god I miss him

[@ncrrangerrolandtembo4615]

What happen to him?

[@stoneystew3382]

​@@ncrrangerrolandtembo4615 He died

[@owynzelenik8913]

​@@ncrrangerrolandtembo4615Killed by a big rig

[@elmeelee4109]

I like the festive minecraft background very cozy

[@Lanedude08]

Talk about how you made fun of accessarea6 when all he does is just review ps2 games.

[@BuzzBuzzImaWasp]

Dying of lung failure but too weak to handle an offhand joke. Couldn't happen to a more deserved person

[@Denial-m2t]

@@BuzzBuzzImaWasp errr you’re disgusting mate. Why are the Germans like this 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@khaotic8763]

It's the internet bro it's not that serious

[@Denial-m2t]

@@Lanedude08 can’t believe people have liked the buzz comment what a low life

[@meanbean-qw5rl]

8:58 he says what we are all afraid to verbalize. Intrusive thoughts for the dub

[@BenjaminEmm]

Shame on you guys for making fun of AccessArea6, a guy with a terminal illness who has to take medication which makes his teeth fall out. You were embarrassed into taking the videos down and rightly so. Do the right thing, make an apology and donate to an organisation related to his illness. Disgraceful.

[@BuzzBuzzImaWasp]

Maybe he should stop taking meds that make his teeth fall out

[@BenjaminEmm]

@ if he did, he’d die. I’m sure him and the medical professionals treating him have already thought of that, but thanks for your insightful input.

[@HajzlHajzl]

@@BuzzBuzzImaWasp Wa n k e r

[@Denial-m2t]

@@BuzzBuzzImaWasp f me lad. Imagine even being related to someone like you.

[@Up2_nogood]

I don't know what you're talking about and the way you went about talking about it makes me dislike whatever it is. Not a great way to fix something and bring awareness.

[@itstruchas8847]

I work on a Blast Furnace, we are provided silver suits that make us look like the tin man. My chest stomach and legs look the same way. Metal does indeed bite back

[@unscrewedfish]

The Minecraft background is peak

[@CucumberNRGdrink]

Be an adult and apologise to accessarea6, that was pathetic to make fun of someone

[@korndog87]

PILE ON!!! WOOOOOO!!!

[@BuzzBuzzImaWasp]

If he's so weak to be bothered by this he needs his other lung to fail

[@commanderobelisk]

you guys are total losers for making fun of accessarea6. immature and superficial idiots. who cares what he looks like. he's just a guy who likes games

[@BuzzBuzzImaWasp]

And the guy in his 50s whining about an offhand joke while he's literally about to be absent from this world isn't a loser? Because that sounds like something a loser would do while dying. Complain about others making jokes. Who gives a fuck all he had to do was turn off the tv. You think he's the only person in the world to have a joke made about them? You and him are both losers lmfao grow the hell up

[@hobojoboshmobo]

thanks Stalt for the early Christmas present

[@WARFVRE]

Filming almost months in advance. Incredible.

[@Thesilverwingstudio12]

Do you guys think it’s still funny to mock a terminally ill man? Why would you put and punch down Accessarea6??

[@manofnomuscles5496]

They didn’t really. it was a patreon only episode that is still up just unlisted as all patreon eps are so not really punching down. if you actually watch the clip you see that they realise that what they are doing isn’t good once they see that he is terminally ill and the joke then becomes the fact that they are assholes. they where also saying he was cool the whole time Sam was just straight up saying his video was good.

[@mediatelunch1301]

@@manofnomuscles5496 So what was the joke prior? Laughing at a man for the way he looks when he's done nothing wrong other than upload content of his collections and what he enjoys? Them saying 'you're cool man' whilst simultaneously ripping on him doesn't absolve them of what they're doing, they're just trying to damage control the situation. They're fully grown men trying to get cheap laughs over how someone looks. It's not smart, it's not witty, there is no comedic value to it.

[@manofnomuscles5496]

@ dude you can hate but yes the joke is this guy doesn’t look the way that video game collectors usually look. that is pretty par for the course for this pod they literally all it poop joke the podcast on multiple episodes

[@jjjyy5397]

​@manofnomuscles5496 stop defending these clowns. They know what they did and its obvious it wasn't any joke like ur talking about

[@BuzzBuzzImaWasp]

Yes

[@joshg3752]

My favorite part was when Poob said it’s minecrafting time

[@Stray_Dog84]

On this beautiful December 16th eve an episode returns to my feed.

[@EnviousGenome]

4:20 less than 5 minutes in and we already get a Sam special

[@unscrewedfish]

Please never end this show

[@TheVakama112]

The new intro music is awesome ngl.

[@OVKatz]

Poob wants to be Sheogorath so fucking bad.

[@Turbopotato3000]

merry christmass from Norway. glad i get to watch them for once, not being at work

[@gubatron2441]

Wait im super confused! On the Discord they said it's going away at the end of this month? But they have a year subscription?

[@Stalltt]

It's a dedicated bare metal server that we're hosting the minecraft server on. So we have a server for whatever games we want whenever, not a minecraft server for a year.

[@gubatron2441]

@Stalltt Thank you, making everything clear in this community!

[@tuffpuppy2699]

Absolutely loved Irreversible (except the one scene of course)!

[@J.C.Spiegel]

I truly hope you two can learn to have a tad more empathy as people online are in fact people. Everybody make mistakes and sometimes we come off more insensitive than we think so I do get it. I just hope the jokes the both of you made at the expense of accessarea6 were genuinely a mistake and you’re not intentionally hurtful individuals.

[@outsourcedkiwi]

boo hoo, you know that methhead only responded to the literal jokes because he knew you terminally online losers would come scrambling to defend him cry more

[@amb5991]

Well said!

[@dingus1115]

That bark gives me life

[@NaldoNidoking]

Poob's mom sounds kinda bad ass tbh.

[@TheGreaterGoodCS]

Two Christmas episodes?! Nice

[@nexus_falling]

I hope this podcast doesn’t stop because of low viewership

[@yungi5730]

Yeah you can tell Poob has just barely two hours of sleep

[@Kawaiijihad]

As an adult, this pod has been my Christmas gift for the past few years.

[@nerevarxeph]

yay my cool pic of sam made it in :)

[@ChrisRitty]

I would never send Stalltt hate mail he’s too nice

[@eprimchad2576]

Just tell the kids that those mall santas arent the real ones, theyre just working for santa, but santa picked them, ez.

[@mikepanda117]

Poob we do have to lives. The fun one is when we are dreaming

[@AlexB-nw7jt]

Stalt, you should be part of the conversation, but like a third camera that can be cut out. Like the audio technician guy who occasionally talks but mainly looks things up that can help keep the conversation going.

[@limpshrimps5733]

I’m just saying we can report the people harassing Sam and poop. There’s some absolutely heinous language coming from these so called do gooders.

[@WarWornWarrior]

Its christmen, merry Chrysler!

[@avalancherok574]

Hope you two are better people in real life.

[@chucklberry]

Doubt it

[@Crunkkkkkk]

Grow up

[@mattn2151]

Nice guys is top tier

[@gruzi.]

Wow. Our first Christmas without Bryan, it’s almost like he’s still here.

[@TaintedEon]

Poob if you're tired even after sleeping - have you checked if you have sleep apnea? Legit question.

[@johnstuckert3292]

1:24:24 Poob will genuinely make anything about Vougier

[@otkare]

I had to look up what Mancala was and it's called something different over here. But holy shit I haven't played that since middle school.