And we all know the wife won’t be impressed, but we think she will
@eoghandridl10073 жыл бұрын
The best part I thought it was just me 🤣🤣🤣
@josibear93892 жыл бұрын
The biggest waste of money , fucking cards
@midlifebiker74243 жыл бұрын
Worse thing is buggering up when writing inside and have to go back and get another one...
@catherinedorrian75483 жыл бұрын
My boyfriend bought me a card with happy Valentines day to my fiancee. I thought he was proposing. He nearly had a heart attack. His excuse was he picked up the first card he saw in the section for women and he didnt know what a fiancee was. Typically! We are still not married.
@cl0nker13 жыл бұрын
😲
@Bowson3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@midlifebiker74243 жыл бұрын
Hope you got a tenner though..
@saneman71773 жыл бұрын
Imagine if you opened the envelope & just looked at him & said yes
@bbomber22993 жыл бұрын
It's stories like that that make a relationship good 😂
@TanzaniteHayley3 жыл бұрын
Fucking hilarious. My brother is absolutely traumatised by card factory in our town thanks to mum dragging him round almost every week. He doesn’t go in anymore, hasn’t done for a couple of years now.
@stevenryle57093 жыл бұрын
I've worked at a store that sells Hallmark cards for the past 9 years. Men walk into that aisle, step up to the right section, pick up a card, read it, go to the register and pay for it. Total time 3 minutes 04 seconds. A woman walks over to the Hallmark cards, spends the next half hour reading cards, laughing, reading more, wiping a tear, then moving off to other aisles to buy her stuff, and didn't even buy a card. Just wanted to look at them.
@midlifebiker74243 жыл бұрын
Thats the point..its all about the thought to get the right one. My mum spend ages writing the message for everyone...I would find rehearsals on scraps of paper around the house...
@jamesfirth23923 жыл бұрын
give that to Micky for his act
@oo-mu1cu2 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣🤣🤣👍👍
@peartree4602 жыл бұрын
My wife has cards she bought for just in case. Strange people these women are.
@juliaw75332 жыл бұрын
Totally me hahahaha
@lukey92203 жыл бұрын
As a London boy Mickey is the funniest guy walking this earth 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Keep going Mick, keep us laughing 👋❤️
@markwhitehouse3355 Жыл бұрын
Best stand up comedian by far, 💯% love Micky has me in absolute hysterics 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️
@daystate1232 жыл бұрын
I bought a card for the mother of my child that said... Happy mother's Day, you're like a mum to me... I thought it meant you're doing a good job of being my mum 🤣🤣🤣 She nearly cried 😢
@genokemp24333 жыл бұрын
The Tenner flutters to the floor 🤣🤣🤣
@bobmansfield12263 жыл бұрын
How can you get fed up and morbid during Covid when you have Micky Flanagan on You Tube. Thanks,
@zoer36863 жыл бұрын
One talented individual. Proper.
@KoalaB3543 жыл бұрын
LOVE a card! "The tenner flutters to the floor" - haa!
@matthewsmith24323 жыл бұрын
I properly laughed out loud, just at the title
@frankspencer69353 жыл бұрын
Just go to the big Sainsburys ffs🙄🙄🙄
@djjameshayes97662 жыл бұрын
Polar bears in sunglasses 😂
@diehard101013 жыл бұрын
I once got my wife a Christmas card for a birthday card i was so confused with all the cards lol. And her birthday is in October they don't ake it easy for us
@ynotnilknarf393 жыл бұрын
understandable given the whole xmas bollocks starts September!
@jackieknight58043 жыл бұрын
Nearly as bad as my husband and his Congratulations on the birth of YOUR baby card ? Well I did have the major part I suppose.
@central_line2 жыл бұрын
Genius, any time I want a break from work you give me my daily smiles...what a wit! True east end magic at its best...priceless laughter
@tomrawley6549 Жыл бұрын
the funniest guy around right now.
@emmanightingale20203 жыл бұрын
Micky rocks it again ❤️
@The_welder_ Жыл бұрын
When I joined the Royal navy aged 21 my mum received cards from her friends saying congratulations on your son joining the navy 😆
@MrJamy695 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@sas23003 жыл бұрын
The dog at the end makes makes this entire story
@pamelathomas8472 жыл бұрын
He's right ,a tenner in a card is still a winner
@shellyk55752 жыл бұрын
Yes! Whatever age we are 😂
@genokemp2433 Жыл бұрын
I use to Sellotape pound coins in a card for my Nephews and nieces years ago 🤦♂I can almost hear them saying out loud ''Uncle knobhead is tight ''🤦♂
@K-morris2 жыл бұрын
This is making me howl!! I'm a woman but he is describing me. I'm so shit when it comes to birthdays or anything like that 😂😂
@AI_admin3 жыл бұрын
Misread as women like to play cards, im goin "fair enough,Gran loved her Bridge"
@matthewhopkins6663 жыл бұрын
I once asked the wife why she bothers with cards especially with people she is going to literally hand the card to because she sees them every day. She says well it shows you are thinking of em. I replied does it, does it really? I mean how much thought exactly are you showing with this slab of cardboard? Really lets examine the depth of thought here. The inside you've just written to Glenda lots of love Laura xxxx the rest is just a pre-written generic birthday message made up by the card company. What's more when you hand her the bleeding thing you're going to say happy birthday to her face anyway.
@sarahholland26003 жыл бұрын
It's the principle. And that you bothered to spend time choosing a card with a picture theyd like . My Mom loved cats, so funny cat cards were her thing.😁
@matthewhopkins6663 жыл бұрын
@@sarahholland2600 Maybe it's a female thing, pretty much every bloke I've ever known doesn't give much of a crap about either sending or receiving cards.
@jennybardoville5455 Жыл бұрын
For many blokes maybe it's important to buy a drink for the birthday boy. And what would happen if you didn't. 🤔😳🥃😂
@matthewhopkins666 Жыл бұрын
@@jennybardoville5455 When you're down the boozer with your mates you take turns getting a round in whatever day it is. I'm pretty long in the tooth I can't remember one time a mate bought me a drink because it's my birthday or indeed buying any of them a drink because it's their birthday. I couldn't even tell you when any of their birthdays are and they couldn't tell you mine, we're not children none of us give a crap about our birthdays.
@aquaticpears3183 Жыл бұрын
Don't try to work it out mate. You just got to do it to stop the nagging 😂
@832KJV3 жыл бұрын
We got a card when our kitchen refurb was finished - true.
@jimtheyid Жыл бұрын
Absolutely incredible comedian,2023 and still class
@Woodkin007 Жыл бұрын
In my twenties (a long time ago) I said to my wife that men never get flowers and it's kind if sexist that women dont give flowers to men. She got me flowers. She might as well have handed me a pile if rocks, could not have been less excited.
@amandamartin68453 жыл бұрын
I love micky Flanagan. His humour is so true to life. But i am a women who loves a card 😂😂😂😂
@davefrancisjarrett35633 жыл бұрын
.... :)
@SamarIqbal1-2-13 жыл бұрын
(woman) 😊
@martinpinkerton16153 жыл бұрын
A card is ok. If no money for real 🎁
@kevinbush43003 жыл бұрын
That’s how you KNOW it’s true to life. It’s about YOU!!! Lol
@terencejay88453 жыл бұрын
Cards.... and cushions. Without women, the entire world cushion industry would collapse. Thousands, jobless.
@peterw6163 жыл бұрын
can't wait to see you on tour again!!!
@8bitgamerC64 Жыл бұрын
That Micky Flanagan - He's a Card!
@atz0753 жыл бұрын
This guy is one of the best if not the best.
@slw059911 ай бұрын
You can pick a card so quick as long as it's got the right message on the front girlfriend/wife etc....cos when she receives it ....the response is the same the world over...." oooh that's a lovely card" guaranteed.😂
@pippipster67673 жыл бұрын
The treats, she didn’t take the treats with her 🤣🤣
@traceywilson8703 Жыл бұрын
Top stuff Micky as usual. So we married Christmas Eve. So he wouldn’t forget. He forget he also happy Christmas & my best friend. One from our son. Then dogs, cat, Hampstead, parrot, Guinea pig, gold Fish rabbits. Spelling hamster . Oh and new year. Xx all had to have special messages. Great to hear some of you stuff Micky. It’s a ten from me.🫶🏻😊👍👏🏼🥂🥂🥂🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺
@mc09743 жыл бұрын
What a Legend!
@zoraz4867 Жыл бұрын
You crack me up Micky 😂😂😂😂❤
@dominicjohnson84272 жыл бұрын
I double clicked fast forward n Micky was still saying very very very 😂
@teralmiles Жыл бұрын
From experience of working in card shops… Yes, straight men are hopeless at choosing a card. 9 times out of 10, for their wife’s birthday or their anniversary they buy the biggest card at the top of the rack and don’t even read the words. So I spent my life checking it wasn’t their ruby, or golden anniversary. 😂 Also the sheer panic when they can’t find the humorous rack, cause men only give their male friends funny cards.
@rw6391 Жыл бұрын
Watched him last night in Birmingham,best night of my life ❤
@midlifebiker74243 жыл бұрын
End up in the joke card section...
@isabellevince5174 Жыл бұрын
I keep a selection of cards: Thank you congratulation New job New home 🎂 Birthdays Condolences Sorry Sorry you're leaving Mother's Day (Mum died before I could use them) Etc etc Saves rushing off to the store.
@sneezywheezy14733 жыл бұрын
The only cards I buy are mothers day and kids birthdays. Anything else.. Forget it lol. Just effort 😂
@terrygiddings35102 жыл бұрын
The 🐕 at the end 🤣🤣
@donnablackman39542 ай бұрын
Got to have a sense of humour coming from bethnal green 😂❤
@DAKESIS172 жыл бұрын
woman at 4:15 has had her share of forget-to-get-the-card cards...
@jarvinator100 Жыл бұрын
Card shopping for me is piss easy. Grab a card, right person, right occasion, sorted.
@rosieleat68682 жыл бұрын
Got one card and two kisses in 25 years from my hubby. Yea we’re divorced now 😂
@sarariley3174 Жыл бұрын
Think this is my all time favourite!!
@Gazza-zg2tr3 жыл бұрын
Fucking Brilliant best comedian at this time.
@ElvisPresley683 жыл бұрын
My Wife to a T 🤬
@kaleheidke52329 ай бұрын
Thank you Micky.! Can always get a laugh even if I seen it before big thanks for the true laughs
@RandomoddjobTask Жыл бұрын
Just be consistant like me and not get anyone any card no matter the occasion 😂
@rosieleat68682 жыл бұрын
The dog says “ fuck ‘er” 🤣😂🤣
@apache167893 жыл бұрын
Somebody at 4:16 was not amused -- wonder if she was his wife!!
@scottybee72843 жыл бұрын
She only got a 5er in her card
@philrichmond75673 жыл бұрын
Too many very's
@catherineelizabethhallahan94463 жыл бұрын
LEDGEND :D
@slw059911 ай бұрын
He is very very very very very very very very very very very very very......funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Thefab5150 Жыл бұрын
Nothing says Happy birthday or happy anniversary like a piece of cardboard.
@RosieHarp Жыл бұрын
I'm a woman, I hate cards. Waste of money, waste of postage, waste of trees. Send me a nice email 👍😀
@pearljam619Ай бұрын
“You’re my favourite ride!” I spat out my brew! 😅
@zerozilchnada53733 жыл бұрын
Cards, what are they? 😂🤣
@lryan25053 жыл бұрын
Omg this man 🤣
@anthemoftheheart94973 жыл бұрын
Love it! Genius comedian 🤣🤣🤣
@debbiclairejackson24073 жыл бұрын
So funny 🤣
@sparkyindahouse3 жыл бұрын
so true brother
@kirsty0013 жыл бұрын
I am a woman and I personally don't like cards. Smutty funny ones....yes! :)
@gdfggggg2 жыл бұрын
Saw one with Happy BirthGAY on it.
@AkAsCoTTii33 жыл бұрын
4:15 how is that woman just sat there plain faced.. what a waste of money
@OneEpicEric Жыл бұрын
Women just like any reason to spend money.
@graceygrumble3 жыл бұрын
We were never 'card people' in our family. But, if 'the girls' were coming round, shortly after Mother's Day, may God have mercy on your soul if you didn't fork out for a Mother's Day card. Five cards were expected to be in view of 'the girls', along with flowers (which mother had bought for herself). Father never got a thing. His friends weren't allowed in the house! ;) PS. We always made a 'thing' about birthdays and Christmas, just in case you think we're awful.
@andytraill Жыл бұрын
Once gave my, soon to be ex, GF what I thought was a good luck card for her exams. "Is that that then?" "What?" "Did you read inside?" "I wrote your name and that...." it said "Good Luck in your new life." To be fair how was I meant to know you get cards so specifically for like emigrating or something?
@dannygeebee Жыл бұрын
I never buy cards ever! Waste of money
@allimJ2 жыл бұрын
Cards are only important from kids. They can’t gift you anything else yet, they put all their love in it. I think like men hang onto things from their childhood, like never grow up in certain aspects, women neither do. It’s a relict from their childhood. I am not into cards, never was. But I can see where it stems from. :)
@travoi6373 жыл бұрын
Fantastic.
@aha84742 жыл бұрын
Quality
@possessedslig Жыл бұрын
A vintage car 🤣
@CreateMakeEnterprise Жыл бұрын
I never give cards nor do I expect to receive them. Waste of money and natural resources. They just get thrown out eventually because they are clutter.
@Jake-yy9fg Жыл бұрын
one thing ive never understood that women are utterly obsessed over. i genuinely can't process why anyone would want a card 😂
@ThatCoalSoul Жыл бұрын
Out-out, card-card ...hmmm.
@dinaboaro4558 Жыл бұрын
Omg im a woman and i hate cards i really dont see the point in them at all. Suffice to say me and my partner dont bother with cards
@thomasconboy46363 жыл бұрын
How about a trip to mr armed store
@SyMchale3 жыл бұрын
😂 1 thousand views per minute, nobody in the UK is doing numbers like Central right now
@twmlloyd52576 ай бұрын
Brilliant, havnt seen him in a few years, forgot how funny he is,
@dwaynehicks38672 жыл бұрын
I don't do cards anymore, my fuxxing draw is full of them
@RosieHarp Жыл бұрын
It's the teddy ones with the crudely sewn on patches I detest.
@bridlong7763 Жыл бұрын
I usually just see other women at card shops 😊
@vm448443 жыл бұрын
Im a woman, hate cards, waste of paper. Whenever I tell the other females in my family this, they look at me like I just ascended from Hades.
@philipcamp13702 жыл бұрын
Join the club .
@philipcamp13702 жыл бұрын
Gallows humour is the best......
@bournemouthisshit3 жыл бұрын
Male cards... Congrats on yer vasectomy! TWO divorces and still fresh as a daisy! Lolololol