Forgotten B-Sides: I gambled in Vegas and won an STD

Rolled into sin city, feelin' slick and smooth,
In my black Cadillac, a tom cat on the move.
I was up on stage and she was in the front row
Another beautiful dame to bring back from the show
What happens in vegas, stays in vegas they say
Except for herpes
“That shit will come back with ya”
Oh I gambled in Vegas, won an STD
Yeah I ran outta luck, now it burns when I pee
Thought I was playin' it cool with a midnight dance
Now I’m itchin’ and a burnin’ in my pants
She was a sweet little thing with a gleam in her eye
Yeah she knew how to move, Oh me oh my
She whispered sweet nothings and said “I’m here to please”
But she was nothin’ but a vector, for venereal disease
Oh I gambled in Vegas, won an STD
Yeah I ran outta luck, now it burns when I pee
Thought I was playin' it cool with a midnight dance
Now I’m itchin’ and a burnin’ in my pants
Went to the doc, said, “Hey, what’s goin’ on?”
Got fire ants in my pants and razor blades in my dong
He gave me the news and son, “it ain’t just a rash
“it doesn’t mean you’re dirty, you just got some dirty ass”
Now I’m here to tell you, fellas, listen close,
Don’t gamble with fate, or you might get the dose.
Love’s a dangerous game, full of vixens and villains
Play it safe, or wind up takin’ penicillin
Oh I gambled in Vegas, won an STD
Yeah I ran outta luck, now it burns when I pee
Thought I was playin' it cool with a midnight dance
Now I’m itchin’ and a burnin’ in my pants
#funnysongs #funny #comedysongs #funnymusic #comedymusic #vegasexperience

[@sublimeguy]

Sonds like a hell of a night.. This could be my anthem😂😂😂. Thank God clean today but I have been burnt b4. New subscriber bside

[@ForgottenB-Sides]

Hah - thanks for subscribing! Stay safe out there lol

[@sublimeguy]

@@ForgottenB-Sides no problem I'm loving most of what I'm hearing some great music good feel good music which is good

[@vigilantvoice9778]

Sounds like a helluva gamble, and the story of my life!

[@ForgottenB-Sides]

Haha sounds like an interesting life =)

[@aprilmae274]

I just...damn. Did you have legit ID when you won that STD?

[@Landshark583]

Fallout New Vegas remaster

[@ForgottenB-Sides]

lol