Fork mounted razor machetes!

[@Suckmyjagon]

chainsaw bars you must replace with chain saws zombie cripplers . yeah have up to 60 inch bars each side , get full 10ft swoosh.

[@jovsoto5612]

Dear god 😂

[@BonsaiBuckeye]

Oh shit hold on tight..... 😂

[@riptofen6015]

What game was that lol?

[@thomasrobinette3227]

Don't wreck

[@puckslider6443]

😂😂😂

[@solidground2024]

“Those pesky hikers won’t have a chance”

[@KyleSantisi]

By far the best comment but as a fellow mtber, it’s so true

[@SoggyFrenchfry69]

Word

[@johnterlaje4732]

Lol

[@endtimesarehere1322]

Lol

[@donbush9091]

😂

[@michaelhull63]

Gee what could possibly go wrong with this dose of genius 😂😂😂

[@C.A.MARSUPIAL]

What could go wrong. Everything.😅😅

[@lennymarinez]

😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

[@andrewroberts6123]

This was from GTA. Funny as 💩👍🏾

[@8_x_9.]

Just avoid large dense crowds of....people?😮😂

[@Maxim.Teleguz]

Hitting a .25-1” branch is game over.

[@ericp.]

I can't imagine a single thing that could go wrong.

[@outsidebrendan]

Me either!

[@JehRoniMo11]

​@@outsidebrendanwell dang buddy, dang

[@raylightzzz]

If you can spare a limb, this a great upgrade to your bike.

[@dt7843]

Yes. You are right. What can go wrong ? 🩸

[@ronboerste1813]

Nope I can say as a professional hillbilly engineering specialist I don't see nothing wrong with it we're good 🤠👍

[@henryspence7721]

Tried this at a bike race and shredded past the competition. 9/10

[@NewAni-002]

Shredded it

[@zjedinite]

😂

[@studid55]

Actual top comment

[@christopherburns791]

The Tour De France would really be something to watch

[@beaverbrother]

😂😂😂😂

[@ozalisk]

George Carlin would approve this one

[@Rickman357]

Especially the naked men running around the riders, ball sak n all !! ✂️😂

[@beaverbrother]

@@Rickman357 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@polishguywithhardtospellna8227]

It would finally become interesting 😂

[@danielfleig8405]

*Falls off bike. *Bleeds out on remote trail.

[@Jackelin-y5v]

Step over a rock .or bump . Min wrong and imagining the worse

[@Straightshooterx71x]

Hope so.

[@Troywitthecoi]

I’m dead😂😂😂

[@nathan7492]

The safest thing I’ve seen today

[@misterbulger]

No less safe than mountain biking itself

[@BalamuruganChandrabalan]

Dangerously safe for by standers.

[@misterbulger]

@@BalamuruganChandrabalan the won't be standing after this thing slices their achilles

[@markjw1985]

@@misterbulgerawwwww ur one of those are u pal !

[@misterbulger]

@@markjw1985 I love to mountain bike. But I've definitely had my share of bloody crashes too lol. I'd never call it a safe sport. But it doesn't stop me from enjoying it and encouraging others to get out there too.

[@Siredef]

This guy gets to mount blades on his bike on a hiking trail but I can’t have a butterfly knife???!

[@joewelcome]

Why not?

[@Connor-hl4fc]

​@@joewelcome butterfly knives are illegal in my country so maybe that's what they meant

[@spidermonk3uVvwy8-2]

@@joewelcome illegal, fortunately Texas, USA doesn’t prohibit it, you can own a sword at 18 anyways…

[@mcgywer8149]

​@@spidermonk3uVvwy8-2w polsce też można.

[@spidermonk3uVvwy8-2]

@@mcgywer8149of course, not surprised Poland can allow it, I’m pretty sure you can make your own cannon from scratch over there

[@healharm9210]

i bet this guy will win a Darwin Award

[@mackarof77]

so accurate :D

[@LagmasterB]

You get it

[@mbparafighter]

Yea wtf 😂

[@pancakedestroyer5289]

Brandon herrera fan?

[@beachinrc101]

Not so much 🥸🫡

[@lolxdred7791]

You call them trail trimmers, I call them shin destroyers.

[@bobbyjamesramsey4860]

Shin slicers!

[@Eis_]

"We are not the same"

[@Fynxiloves420]

Why not shin trimmers?

[@grantp3911]

I call them jugular vein separators. Can you imagine going over the handlebars on this thing? When that happens, and yes it does happen if you hit a rock, hole or dip in the trail that you didn't see in time, the rider tends to be thrown over the handlebars and the momentum of the trail bike tends to follow the rider. I don't even know why this video is still up after all this time? Kids will see this and try the same thing. You're an adult, be responsible.

[@bufalafel]

Until you accidentally fall over n slice the shit outta yourself 😂

[@slednut2000]

Jeezus dude and then bleed out in the middle of nowhere.

[@DanielTrudel-y4p]

That's f****** brilliant. When someone's little beagle comes running out of the telegraphs.

[@KeithHubbard-y7b]

We DID call the puppy BOB . After he got loose on our walk in the park he is referred to as stubbies. It all started one day while in the park. Next thing we know there was a dumbass on Mountain bike with blades......

[@dpumpkinkoala5116]

This will be a nightmare for the hikers when they hear “on your right / left” 💀

[@89danneman89]

Or both it they are unlucky

[@kippokid]

Hikers shouldn't be on officially designated MTB trails, but you don't need to maintain a parks official MTB trails yourself

[@tonnyberben1770]

Ow man i am So sorry i forgot i had the 15 inch Razorblades still attached 😂😂

[@AyushkumarGoswami-wu4if]

​@@kippokid🎉😮svdbdhe rt

[@paulfrost8952]

MTB’S shouldn’t be on footpaths.

[@jennyrose8739]

Inner city gangs will never be the same again.

[@robertthompson960]

Gangs don't exist anymore 🤣 I'm in Dallas ain't no got damn gangs ,maybe clicks no gangs tho..... Ppl are moving far smarter these days & very different from old Times ....You Have to Remember it's The Great Awakening .That Real ask Joe 🤣👍🏾

[@eduardomaldonado8437]

​@@robertthompson960there's definitely crips in Dallas like cheda locc

[@codiclimenhaga7234]

I'm going to have to get these for my bike 😂

[@denisouncho2513]

It’s all fun until you can’t cut through a sturdy hidden tree log

[@Jebaćwismillarahmanurahim7537]

It will probably just break noting more to expect from 3d print

[@colonelsanders9637]

It was broken on the last few frames lmao

[@barnabyfletes8442]

That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen 😅

[@gazmoto]

“Most stupid” are the words you are looking for 😀👍

[@Jako1987]

Check Andrew Camarata Trail Trimmer. This actually kinda works 😅

[@barnabyfletes8442]

@@Jako1987 I love Andrew camaratas videos

[@Brother8237]

It’s so dumb I love it 😂

[@marcusmartin5758]

​@@gazmotoIf it is stupid but it works, it isn't stupid.

[@tinyrick4832]

Perfect for crowded sidewalks, perfect cut every single time

[@Mortequal]

GOURANGA!

[@davefave4351]

Potential Darwin Award material right there. Looking forward to the Tiktok of it in action

[@williampresley4945]

i hike with a pistol and a 5ft hiking stick.....bring it dusty Lance Armstrong!!!

[@mk-cn6wb]

I Some how dout the consumer products commission will approve of these. Cool though I can think of many uses oops . U baddd

[@Sethhaun78]

​@@williampresley4945you have same exact name of my brother that was murdered..wow had to look twice 😢😮

[@Redbird4912]

A lawsuit waiting to happen.

[@StandingBear.]

New York city bike lane guy needs this 😂

[@meroinheroin]

💀💀💀😂😂😂😂

[@vinsonspivey8749]

Brooo 😂😂😂😂

[@RodolfoPimenta1998]

Why do i feel this is a Casey Neistat reference? 😂

[@liberals_suck]

Booo

[@thatmeme1360]

Was just thinking about that dude....

[@ericwilliams538]

That's some Death Race 2000 shit right there!!😂😂😂

Gives a new meaning to the saying ‘cutting someone off’. I hope this guy has an exceptional lawyer.

[@JoshCole-h1x]

Ya cutting them off at the knee 😂

[@jerryrfields]

Stupid

[@Sarcastic-weirdo2043]

Now thats what i call cutting hedge technology.

[@TheFoolAltAccount]

Bro prepped his bike for the anarchist apocalypse

[@pompeyphipps]

Cant see this ending in epic disaster 😂

[@clivemcpike3065]

Here’s another name, the shin splitters

[@outsidebrendan]

You’re hired! Product manager

[@ant8834]

For midgets they could be called the cercumsisers😂

[@p123.mp4]

​@@outsidebrendan i did use them but do not have one so it cuts also grass and spikes

[@Kev.Channel]

"So tell me how did you lose your leg, oh.... it was my mountain bike"

[@jovsoto5612]

I’m gonna use these in my city to scare off the drug dealers😎

[@robertowens7811]

Not smart buddy

[@jovsoto5612]

@@robertowens7811 you must be a city drug dealer then

[@deluxquaterpound3951]

Riding up on a bike with blades drug dealer🔫🙂🖕

[@daytonabeachUSA]

Why would you scare off drug dealers? Lame

[@closed9058]

@@robertowens7811 why

[@graveyardrumblers]

As an engineer, I am horrified.... But as a completely immature adult, I am delighted and am also wondering where I can grab a set 😆

[@outsidebrendan]

Fork mounted motorized razor blade trail trimmer!! #mtb #mountainbike

[@terranhealer]

As a biologist I’d say you can’t just cut the tops of plants. They grow back twice as strong. And these appear to do a poor job at cutting anyway. They would dull very quickly. You have to just get the roots out to really take care of the problem once and for good like an engineer would. Grab a spade ♠️

[@graveyardrumblers]

@@terranhealer I think you may have missed the point of my comment lol

[@MotoAlias]

​@@outsidebrendan the first design was better just needed two screws so it wouldnt turn and needs to be longer slightly

[@TheWorldisSoDivided]

One flip and oops.

[@i01010]

Hits a thick tree branch, proceeds to fly off the bike and die! Great idea bro

[@scatdog4768]

😂 was thinking the exact same thing

[@eatmeskivys]

the bike lands on top of him putting the blade in his back with the weight of the bike doing the damage

[@i01010]

@@scatdog4768 this shit is dangerous

[@i01010]

@@scatdog4768 dangerous as fuk

[@bsta030274]

Yep I have seen freak shit happen while riding a bike

[@BigDogHDSPB]

Would be great for: LGBT parades BLM protests Democratic convention Immigration And much much more!

[@ActionAdventureTwins]

Because getting tangled up in 30+ pounds of metal when you fall just wasnt dangerous enough

[@foosmonkey]

“I rode on the local bike path and now I’m wanted for murder”

[@stephenking9789]

ive flipped over the handle bars. an those blades not bein on my bike saved my life

[@outsidebrendan]

It could just be your own skill that saved your life! Lack of blades had nothing to do with it lol

[@Eat_My_Damn_Chicken]

@@outsidebrendan I think he means that if they were there he would’ve hit them… thus not having a stupid invention like this on the bike saved his life

[@Eat_My_Damn_Chicken]

@@outsidebrendan don’t get me wrong these would be good if they couldn’t kill you in an instant with one crash

[@protein_powda]

​@@Eat_My_Damn_Chickenits a joke video

[@Eat_My_Damn_Chicken]

@@protein_powda ok

[@Dogfather1]

I think a folding design with spring assistance could work well…this way if the blades contacts anything to thick to cut it can fold back…also mounting them to the back of the bike would improve stability 👍

[@teknoalien23....]

Lol but the back doesnt helps to remove bushes to make ur trail but they needed to double sized nd much lower nd with a spring to make them bend for tree trunks

[@JohnSmith-tz4on]

Now that's the Wile E coyote video I want to see with those blades whipping around crazily powered by garage door springs😳

[@taxibeforesunsetclips7629]

So basically cuts through things that are too small to cause any problems anyway, only with the added bonus of potentially hurting yourself or others. Great stuff.

[@carpediemarts705]

I bought you a set. Want to see your install video

[@MicroSpecGamer]

Looks like a nice mario kart upgrade in my book....

[@TribullsEnglishBulldogs]

Brings hitting your leg on the pegs or the pedals to a whole new level! Perfect cut everytime😂

[@TKRTSRTEEJAY1293]

I read that in his voice 😂

[@TribullsEnglishBulldogs]

@@TKRTSRTEEJAY1293 😂😂

[@Abfall830]

Imaging going downhill and a rabbit walks by 💀💀

[@Vulx_Gtag]

Some mf will say dinner! In the comments

[@wutntarnation]

It works great on crowded sidewalks.

[@dannykingz1897]

😅

[@marciaconsultora1459]

Olha meu comentário rsrs kkkkkk

[@marciaconsultora1459]

enquanto ele olha se o corte está uniforme do nada, aparece alguém e ele corta uma perna fora rsrsrsrsrsrss

[@thomaswojtal1047]

V2: Mounted weedwhackers V3: Mounted chainsaws

[@livingintheLight.]

Great when riding with family and children!

[@BWalker-yg9en]

Flips over handlebars. Bleeds to death out in the woods.😂

[@justintrudeau6428]

Now, the flame throwing one works better, keeps clearing after you've moved on.

[@donniet5379]

especially in dry season

[@outdoorswithdooley1169]

That must have been how Hawaii caught fire 🔥. 😂

[@johnder1203]

Ready for the zombie apocalypse rider!

[@wf2197]

They say: Thank you for your service sir… He says: it’s not what you think, it was the razor machetes I put on my bike

[@matekiraly8754]

Hikers coming from the front be like: 🧢 🧢 👺 🗿 🫲👕🫱 👕👍 👖 👖

[@binyins]

"The perfect mod for when those pesky pedestrians just won't get out of the bike lane"

[@constantineparaskeva1676]

If I start seeing this in London I’m blaming you ! 😂

[@benjaminmoskowitz4939]

That is a great way to cut your legs off

[@outsidebrendan]

No just shaves the hair on my legs

[@benjaminmoskowitz4939]

@@outsidebrendan lol, quick and easy

[@Chretze]

This is perfectly safe and I see no reason how this could go wrong in any way whatsoever

[@Asanubisyt4716]

That one guy walking down a blind corner 😂

[@ZeusKingOfAllGods]

Or that random dog that comes zipping up the trail

[@funnyguy6097]

Goodbye Achilles’ tendons!

[@viperplatinum3034]

I need this for the next time I go through a school zone at 2:30pm

[@NOTSOJONNY]

😂😂😂

[@challacustica9049]

Finally, a way to ensure cars share the road.

[@Cliffdog01]

It will definitely teach any hikers on the same trail to move to the side.

[@godsgracefarm4576]

The most dangerous bike mod ever! Hey bro what happened to your legs? "Well heres the thing man..." 😂😂😂😂

[@bankmaster5104]

😅😅😅

[@ZJAJMS]

Also works for those long motorcycle rides, where people try to join you.

[@WooHooLadttv]

mountain bike pvp is gonne be lit

[@camfg8908]

I would also equip bike with flame throwers and rocket launchers. Better prepare for every situation

[@outsidebrendan]

Apocalyps-cycle

[@Ross_Embossed]

​@@outsidebrendan😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TOWNCARBUBBA87]

👍

[@MangoCitizen]

How about Jedi lightsabres!

[@sirifimay]

Dude is gearing up for Armageddon

[@Scaliad]

Legageddon, I think... Shins will never be the same!

[@patricksanders858]

I hope your family gets your Darwin Award!

[@PHM_Tech]

Lol

[@larrygraham4875]

Nice one😅

[@danielorozco1728]

😂😂😂😂

[@anemoneyas]

This also looks useful for drivers who like to pass too close

[@JimRichardHartmann]

They need to be longer. and stronger.. I have some strange dudes camping on the sides of my trails..

[@outsidebrendan]

Personal space enforcement lol

[@jeffstandish5226]

Your trails?

[@MedvedActual]

Sweet! Just need to add mini flame throwers and rear axle mounted spinning chainsaws for a 100% guarantee everything to the left and right will be 'positively' impacted after one's refreshing nature ride.

[@MrRednexus]

Biker: now cars won't force me to move over on the road

[@johngnipper8768]

What a stupid idea ! 😂😂 The fact that is completely serious is over the top! 😂😂😂

[@bufferzone3247]

Works well on crowded side walks too

[@outsidebrendan]

Clears em right out

[@barnabyhuckleberry3103]

​@@outsidebrendanknob

[@BigMakBattleBlog]

Hits a tree, branch or rock. Flips it. Cuts back of own neck .

[@gavinthomas7375]

Don't be like that!

[@Dkdant71450]

A plot for final destination.

[@makguy1280]

Exactly what I was thinking but maybe worse

[@F15StrikeEagl]

@@gavinthomas7375welcome to the internet

[@gavinthomas7375]

@@F15StrikeEagl thank you.

[@dgamble35]

Don't lay your bike because you will bleed out.

[@Jay_On_Highs]

Never knew I could weaponize my bike

[@Nobodyspecial5150]

Looks real safe.... I cant see anything going wrong with this....😐

[@Sergey.975]

А если в кустах камень лежит или пень от дерева стоит, то тоже ничего страшного?

[@oh_look_bananas]

Imagine crashing while doing this and you and your bike are flipping down the path and at one point throughout the crash the machete slices your Achilles tendons and you can’t walk to get your bike so you have to crawl 30’ to your bike and you finally get on and realize you can’t ride either because you can’t use your ankles anymore and you sue that company because it almost killed you. That would be crazy as heck.

[@libEluLLah]

oddly specific

[@georgeheld1901]

You good bro?

[@professorfukyu744]

Time for your meds.

[@oh_look_bananas]

@@professorfukyu744 I would but you’re mom stoled all my meds

[@robloxstlukelion6]

@@oh_look_bananasyour*

[@BEANMAN111]

Imagine you crashed and landed on them😅

[@phillyhump]

That's multiple lawsuits waiting to happen.

[@richiedayrit2624]

they're too short!....run forest, run!!!

[@kimj1786]

30 m/hr through a Stop Oil protest.

[@12345678927164]

For science

[@isawit9722]

I have the mine clearing attachment..... but I have to remove the lift fan and rear jet pack ..

[@outsidebrendan]

All about compromises 😅

[@RightOne1]

You forgot the twin bazooka attachment!

[@PanayiotisAdamou-x2q]

Bros bike is like a war chariot with scythes 😂

[@nathanblessing]

There are so many ways this could go wrong..., I LOVE IT!

[@foopock]

I shoved my mom's kitchen knives into my bike pegs then shoved rocks in there to stabilize the knives. It was epic

[@griffincontracting]

I adapted my bike to run on two 29" Reel-Mower drums.

[@maestershaw8604]

This is basically liger blades from zoids 🤰

[@fabixofficial1575]

Imagine Karen trying to stop you for going too fast

[@QwertyUser1983]

Poor Karen disintegrate 😂😂😂

[@CarLoverPhotography]

Get the biggest lawsuit every time

[@JUNEWICK5087]

“On your left” “AHHH-“

[@uefamikep]

Imagine ding ding on your left the last thing you hear 😂😂

[@TheKingacevedo]

Too funny

[@thewafflegamer6152]

“Hey Brendan! How are you-“ *gets chopped*

[@SeanZapatos]

[YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD] 💀 Press [E] to respawn

[@Joey_86]

Next short: These are the trail miniguns. 6,000 bullets p/m that I designed for when your school looks like this....

[@heinzkanein4955]

Great Idea. Just make sure your breaks are in working order just in case you running into pedestrian.

[@tincho1979]

😂😂😂 En Argentina se dice: “lo que es estar al pedo!!!” 😂😂😂

[@ratioxcmcsa263]

Me pulling the front break and flying over the handlebars

[@ds6476]

Be seeing these during the zombie apocalypse 😂

[@BeatsMe-su5du]

Bro took "back in my day" to an other level

[@mrinconclusive83]

On the left takes out dog walkers leg

[@outsidebrendan]

Haha or the dog...

[@skyroot8529]

The best thing about this is it got me to laugh at all the comments , I needed that ! Hope you see this Isaac, l.ove dad 😅

[@dustinjohnson6256]

Dude! Dad of the year supporting your kids good content! Absolutely awesome! Hey also, where do I send money for the spring loaded version!?

[@mob1235]

Will there be a Katana version as well?

[@yellowjackboots2624]

Weeb.

[@89danneman89]

It would be much more effective.. I agree

[@zyciejestbezsensuiwszyscyz1196]

lets hope you don't crash

[@outsidebrendan]

I’ve been working to develop a tolerance to razors

[@Jake3eee]

​@@outsidebrendan😂

[@poet_stowage4574]

Random Australian: I kneed dat for mee bush !!

[@CyptoBob]

Imagine a hiker comes out from no where 💀