I didn’t know she could get anymore badass... until I learnt that she herself was an active field agent and served for 25 years before retiring to become *CHIEF* of Disguise. Talk about life goals
@ahhwe-any74344 жыл бұрын
Soooo... She must be in disguise in the video, as well. 🤔 Interesting.
@dapperhyena13014 жыл бұрын
@Deeky 123 What democratically elected governments?
@aisforanimate47034 жыл бұрын
@Deeky 123 Not even touching on Africa and the Middle East
@MOTHblank4 жыл бұрын
@Deeky 123 The way you put it, it's even more badass.
@MOTHblank4 жыл бұрын
@Deeky 123 Please, do tell us what motivates the "empire".
@DodaGarcia4 жыл бұрын
"Ben Affleck has played my husband in the movie Argo" HOW BADASS IS JUST BEING ABLE TO SAY THAT???? I love this lady omg
@putriikrima50944 жыл бұрын
YASSSSSS
@malaysiamcbride5784 жыл бұрын
Right!?
@SabineHolterman4 жыл бұрын
Doda Garcia No wonder she smiled a little when Argo came on!
@annacrowder32294 жыл бұрын
Doda Garcia the smile on her face when the clip started
@thomassullivan24914 жыл бұрын
NapoEz3 Save a few thousand, more like
@ThatJakeGuy994 жыл бұрын
"We can arrange....anything" That was terrifying. I love it.
@kanigutter55134 жыл бұрын
ikr
@Itsmysurf4 жыл бұрын
And her little smile that went with it!
@MsZoedog664 жыл бұрын
I found it scary and a little thrilling too :o
@JerkyMcAsshole4 жыл бұрын
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me.
@rmcguire70334 жыл бұрын
She may well have been the Chief of Disguise If any viewer knows about 'body language' it is entirely obvious when she is Lying.....it just is
@loreshansmith35602 жыл бұрын
She’s a total badass. With all the stuff she’s allowed to tell us, imagine what she isn’t allowed to talk about- it’s so fascinating.
@totalhuman65312 жыл бұрын
Or maybe THEY want us to think what she is telling to be the whole truth
@bossnian56152 жыл бұрын
Is she a badass? Or a criminal?
@crypticshadows2 жыл бұрын
i mean i think she’s talking about older disguises because she worked a while ago with them so i think it’s outdated now
@WilliamWizer2 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry but, I'm not allowed to let you imagine that. some secrets, are better to remain secret.
@AlexGreeneHypnotist2 жыл бұрын
Mystique. It's one of the most bankable tools of intelligence agents, everywhere. A half smile and "That's classified" can open so many doors.
@mauroghen5 жыл бұрын
its nice to notice how shes really trying to choose her words at times to avoid talking about probably still classified info
@DukeApples4 жыл бұрын
She also does not speak in definitives, talking about things that may have happened.
@rimckd8254 жыл бұрын
You would love Amaryllis Fox's book about the CIA.
@jsophiapriatna41944 жыл бұрын
The part about the "special school for women spies-trainee" tho
@ahhwe-any74344 жыл бұрын
Her face freezes remind me of my guinea pigs.
@amyleefan854 жыл бұрын
First I was like: "If I saw her walking down the street, I'd never think she was the CIA chief of Disguise." Then I recognized that I am dumb.
@angellandaverde88624 жыл бұрын
amyleefan85 😂makes sense
@Kissfan96dr4 жыл бұрын
or perhaps she's just good at her job. :)
@afreen50584 жыл бұрын
Omg this made me laugh so hard haha
@UrBaNMCPaladinZ4 жыл бұрын
@@Kissfan96dr orili
@ljt47exploring644 жыл бұрын
she's not going to be wearing a badge saying I'm cia
@heavycloud13824 жыл бұрын
"You have to be forgettable" I think I found my calling guys
@angelastephens85264 жыл бұрын
Yes, there are times when one should be forgotten easily. There are also other times when others refuse to allow that to happen and it caused multiple problems.
@oP-qq2ib4 жыл бұрын
How is bright red hair forgettable??
@iamfeign84984 жыл бұрын
Ditto 😂😂😁😁
@daelaenor4 жыл бұрын
@@oP-qq2ib That specific persona, she was talking about, is forgettable. The little grey man.
@SilencedButNotForgotten4 жыл бұрын
@@daelaenor wdym?
@CoxDannyJ2 жыл бұрын
"Nobody left our labs looking better, they left our labs looking different." Love that.
@jahnyxo4 жыл бұрын
Jonna: "We would never let that peice of a disguise fly away, that's evidence." Criminals: Write that down, write that down!
@fatimaakamrann4 жыл бұрын
CHARLES THE FRENCH REFERENCE
@Serena-ch8xl4 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂
@phoebeclark47184 жыл бұрын
I thought it was a SpongeBob reference (“The Camping Episode”)
@faizahmad87384 жыл бұрын
😂
@potatopotatopotato12484 жыл бұрын
haha. you'd think that goes without saying. but then again most criminals aren't the brightest of people
@Splackavellie855 жыл бұрын
This woman perfectly illustrates that actual badasses don't need to brag about how badass they are. They just exude it.
@dusan-renat5 жыл бұрын
Actually, the more badass you want to be, the less you need to look like one. Because nobody can even suspect.
@Splackavellie855 жыл бұрын
@@dusan-renat Yeah.. Not the point.
@uuuultra5 жыл бұрын
Everybody already knows this
@robishere73395 жыл бұрын
Don't fool yourself; she's bragging. She wouldn't be on KZbin otherwise.
@alynbecker28765 жыл бұрын
Rob Ishere What's so bad about being proud of your skills?
@burgerpowder84 жыл бұрын
"nobody left our labs looking better, they leave our labs looking different" me when i do my makeup
@PerfectAlibi14 жыл бұрын
Is that also your goal? Or are you trying to look better? XD
@GH-Rav4 жыл бұрын
Well, you can't get any better than perfect ;)
@carlosnajera654 жыл бұрын
lmao!!!
@JoseHernandez-sg5lv4 жыл бұрын
😆😆
@austinmolitor72834 жыл бұрын
@@GH-Rav SIMP (even though ur probably female)
@caitlynmarie26772 жыл бұрын
17:08 I just have to say, I always thought the Clark Kent glasses disguise was ridiculous until I realized how many people don’t recognize me without my glasses on. People that see me every day, and just taking my glasses off makes me a stranger to them. It really is kind of wild.
@MacNerfer2 жыл бұрын
Just glasses seems a bit weak. But I remember one time I was eating lunch with some church friends when a young woman comes up and sits down with us. It seemed odd to me, but everybody else seemed to know her. After about 15 minutes of casual conversation I realized she was the daughter of a couple at the table, somebody I saw every Sunday, but here she didn't have any makeup on.
@uncletiggermclaren7592 Жыл бұрын
@@MacNerfer Probably has to do with religion. To be in a church, listening to all the things that are obviously false and don't describe ANYTHING about the real world, to a large degree shuts off the reasoning aspect of your mind.
@ericleal157 Жыл бұрын
@@uncletiggermclaren7592 calm down man, i'm not religious but it's ok to be, no one is going to die because they're going to church, let people do what they want with their lives.
@Vi0let_1 Жыл бұрын
Ur pfp scared me💀💀💀
@kerrin66339 ай бұрын
Yes, true. Same here actually!!
@kermiggy5 жыл бұрын
This woman's whole aura is like casually badass, I love it
@beberivera70115 жыл бұрын
hardcore
@DesertFernweh5 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing. If this women start s KZbin channel it would kill pewdiepie in a week.
@glucksmomente95855 жыл бұрын
Sums up perfectly what I lack words for...
@kermiggy5 жыл бұрын
@@CuteRuth Me too honestly
@Dylan-ni9my5 жыл бұрын
Chloé Chartrand “aura” 💀💀💀💀💀
@jackwarren16875 жыл бұрын
I knew she was legit, but when it came to Argo and she said "affleck is playing my husband here" my jaw hit the floor
@harmonydavis405 жыл бұрын
The CIA runs the world basically just in everyday clothes. They're above Hollywood all day long.
@veronicasaitta96885 жыл бұрын
I was so sad to hear that because she lost her husband this January 😔😔
@jackthorton105 жыл бұрын
Protecting your national interests, one day at a time
@Kibashixx395 жыл бұрын
I knooooow like the biggest behind the scenes ever.
@Eliminator63635 жыл бұрын
As soon as she said that, outloud reactively I just said, "that's so f****** cool".
@Surdeigt5 жыл бұрын
I vote for having this lady do a 8 hour podcast just talking about "the funny stories". Please, pretty please!
@medeaworbs69705 жыл бұрын
I don't think she'd be allowed to talk about those in detail
@Surdeigt4 жыл бұрын
@@medeaworbs6970 I´m late to my own thread. Sorry. But yes - probably. She could make them up, I'll still be happy!
@joshthefantasydude92544 жыл бұрын
727 likes... A palindrome.
@kaytitompkins15464 жыл бұрын
She actually did tell one of her stories on the podcast ISpy!
@Surdeigt4 жыл бұрын
Ramzes Motoa oh my, you are a fluffy happy unicorn aren't you😂
@naturalone65292 жыл бұрын
She seems like the type of grandma that seems unassuming at first until she overhears how you've been bullied and then tells you how to totally obliterate them.
@brianpait Жыл бұрын
Mine. Love her dearly. Not bullying traditional, but those against or out to ruin my quality of life. Need to go visit her as soon as possible. ❤
@kerrin66339 ай бұрын
I would feel so protected ❤. Would change my life a lot!
@doombine20125 жыл бұрын
"We can arrange.. anything." Such a confidence. I love her talking.
@Knifegash5 жыл бұрын
@Misanthropic Trilobite She was given a task and she performed. When you are in the upper echelon of society and your job has global ramifications, either you're the one to get it done or you will fail and be replaced and your country will revile your name.
@Itz_Worm5 жыл бұрын
@Misanthropic Trilobite The way her face and voice changes when she mentions those three are off limits makes me think that: A) There used to be an unwritten rule of not using those 3, and B) She was around to see the Old Guard be replaced with new blood who no longer followed those policies.
@timschommer85485 жыл бұрын
@Misanthropic Trilobite You are talking as if the world is simplistic and black and white when there are thousands of shades in between. Maybe save the hate until you've walked a few miles in their shoes and had to make the kinds of decisions that they have. Yes, it is quite likely that many of the decisions made by government agencies like these are decisions that most people, including myself, would find reprehensible, but there are strong reasons for making them and I don't consider myself god enough to condemn someone I don't know, without knowing what decisions they have made and why they made them. No one forced you to come here, so if your only reason for coming was to hate, then don't.
@bestkill68885 жыл бұрын
@Misanthropic Trilobite You really are a clown.
@bi_cycle5 жыл бұрын
"Ben Affleck is playing my husband..." That is so casually badass
@synth_dahl44385 жыл бұрын
I definitely didn't see it coming, lol
@canal50tonsdepalidez5 жыл бұрын
Her husband is so good that HE could play Ben Affleck in disguise hahahaha
Ha ha 16, oct and I just wrote pretty much the same thing .... scrolling through the comments lol
@ciaheadoffice55064 жыл бұрын
"Beware of an old man in a profession where men usually die young."
@kalen58534 жыл бұрын
time stamp?
@faithbaker48114 жыл бұрын
@@kalen5853 I think that's just a quote that applies to this woman
@rafinha70814 жыл бұрын
Crazy sentence. Can't think of anything. Military??? Gym? Olympics?
@samanthacampos8494 жыл бұрын
@@rafinha7081 Hunger Games
@randensim32954 жыл бұрын
Rafinha It just means that if the person managed to survive in a profession people usually die early, they must really be good at their job.
@QYXP2 жыл бұрын
It's always the most normal looking people who are the most terrifying.
@W4TSKY Жыл бұрын
Slow Horses taught me spies don't look like James Bond, they mostly look like your alcoholic neighbor
@InnocentC0 Жыл бұрын
@@W4TSKY Well, crap. I guess all of my neighbours are spies, then.
@spidersanghvi5 жыл бұрын
"we do not recommend stealing". We just don't recommend it. You can do it though.
@avamasquerade5 жыл бұрын
Imagine the fool that gets caught and blows their cover *for shoplifting* though...
@Zveruidfly4 жыл бұрын
Of course you can. So?
@RyTrapp04 жыл бұрын
@@avamasquerade Well one would hope that they could escape mall security if they're a damned undercover spy...
@anaeliseianna4 жыл бұрын
Well I mean she's teaching you how to disguise yourself so you can get away with crime so it shouldn't be that surprising... Lol😂
@aoli81424 жыл бұрын
When you're doing things that are illegal in a foreign country, shoplifting is probably the least of your concerns.
@cometsun5 жыл бұрын
“here you have ben affleck playing my husband” is an absolute power sentence and i want to be her
@alexia35525 жыл бұрын
MOOD
@ChristiKim5 жыл бұрын
@9:30 !
@user-rz7hb1eh3x5 жыл бұрын
I’m glad someone appreciated that comment as much as I did
@AberdeenECC19835 жыл бұрын
they met during an operation in Bangkok, epic.
@insufferable-leo5 жыл бұрын
bro what a queen
@benclawson8214 жыл бұрын
This woman is more interesting then the films and shows about spies.
@GenevieveC4 жыл бұрын
I can’t legally like this because it’s at 222
@khatunamezvrishvili62114 жыл бұрын
@@GenevieveC well you can now
@j.elizabeth46214 жыл бұрын
First couple seasons of the Americans is good though!
@t.least.he.was.honest4 жыл бұрын
no sheis acunt
@1flashlite14 жыл бұрын
than
@kick4243 Жыл бұрын
I can say as a nurse, we blend in. People often forget our names but will say "oh, the nurse yesterday" or "the dark-haired nurse". We blend in dramatically. In the last 8 years of my career, only about 5 patients have remembered me for an extended period of time, and it was because of either: a) having them as a patient for a deeply emotional experience, and b) if they were in the hospital for a long period of time and saw me frequently.
@brieannabernier3995 жыл бұрын
"Ben Affleck played my husband" that is crazy, she said it so casually
@majrahabibija97425 жыл бұрын
Brie Bernier It took me a minute to get that she's talking about her actual husband and not her famous crush, as I would.
@sophii79065 жыл бұрын
@@majrahabibija9742 ooooohhhhh that makes sense. I was so confused!
@FriggSaga5 жыл бұрын
I say it casually too. ;)
@ДушанРадин-ы3ю5 жыл бұрын
@@sophii7906 Just try to use your brain next time.....
@TheBrittneycolburn5 жыл бұрын
Hahaaha :D You beat me to it! Super casual mic drop... continues amazing stories equally as casually
@VinaX2R5 жыл бұрын
"Ben Affleck played my husband Tony Mendez" - that was quite unexpected
@emmaxiang74315 жыл бұрын
do u know why it says karen mendez was his wife online?
@tails5125 жыл бұрын
Karen was his first wife. After she died he married Jonna Goeser, who appears in this video.
@Efreeti5 жыл бұрын
Tony died in January. Rest in peace. :(
@moosedraw37315 жыл бұрын
Guten oath aye 😂😂😂
@tiadaid5 жыл бұрын
@@emmaxiang7431 Karen was Mendez's first wife. She died of cancer early in the 1980s.
@dominicweber4 жыл бұрын
The contrast between her looking like an adorable grandmother and then her telling a story of the suicide of an agent that was about to be tortured without even a flinch is just so shocking. She's probably more lethal than all the characters she reviewed in these clips.
@peezyy4 жыл бұрын
yo timestamp?
@particularlytrue4 жыл бұрын
@@peezyy starts at 15:10 . Wait for it...
@peezyy4 жыл бұрын
@@particularlytrue wow, thanks fam
@particularlytrue4 жыл бұрын
@@peezyy pleasure
@samuellourenco10504 жыл бұрын
She is a lizard. CIA is for cold psychopathic people.
@GuyrillaBraun Жыл бұрын
I love that you can tell she takes great pride in everything she has done and accomplished, but also you can tell having to watch some of these clips just kills her inside.
@ChenoWolf4 жыл бұрын
I love that she understands that just because something isn't accurate to real life doesn't mean it's bad or not entertaining.
@louisduong20904 жыл бұрын
your comment is so underrated!
@Philjj614 жыл бұрын
I so agree, and it's how you can have fun in life in general, almost have to at times. Real life is a personal, relative term anyway.
@God-w-4 жыл бұрын
If only you knew the darkness this lady has contributed too.
@austins85334 жыл бұрын
“You could ask me if the CIA had those schools, and I would say no” My dad was in a similar field and talks like that all the time
@cimsim5974 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is, that this statement gives no definitive answer.
@benn4544 жыл бұрын
@@cimsim597 Which is exactly the point.
@charleymartinez-rodriguez83584 жыл бұрын
@@cimsim597 It actually does very much so.
@pancaketrash5344 жыл бұрын
Charley Martinez-Rodriguez so what is the statement?
@schoo92564 жыл бұрын
@@pancaketrash534 if they didn't have those schools she would just say they didn't have them. Because she avoided saying that, that means they do have them.
@skepticalfox274 жыл бұрын
Lady sounds like she could dispose of a whole family of annoying neighbors and frame their golden retriever
@geraldadorna56554 жыл бұрын
Ha ha ha ha
@wetlettuce47684 жыл бұрын
shoot someone in the back of the head twice and have it be deemed a suicide.
@myceliumman75544 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@pinkandbright12344 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 poor Golden Retriever
@magnoliabranca51494 жыл бұрын
Moderate commentator I NEED TO HIRE HER
@somerandomhumanbeingonthei19242 жыл бұрын
She just told us that they had a professional seductress spy that did some “amazing things,” her words, during the Cold War- This is the best bit of information I think I’ve ever received
@BE-ew2pt4 жыл бұрын
Imagine if at the end of the video she had wiped away her makeup and taken off a wig and she was like 28 and Korean
@dwyco4 жыл бұрын
especially if north korean :D
@ulrichkalber90394 жыл бұрын
that would be rather extreme. she is just your Father in law.
@RedGallardo4 жыл бұрын
Miracles attract people. Being boring is the key to invisibility.
@Thenoobestgirl4 жыл бұрын
LOL that would be awesome
@TomClarke19954 жыл бұрын
Mallory SF Wouldn’t you say though there’s a case to be made for adopting aspects of a persona that are more out there and unique? If you’re sussing out a spy, you might only expect to look at the most boring types who have high or convenient access to sensitive areas or material. The crazy red hair disguise is a good example of that.
@mythical_pizza3 жыл бұрын
Stating that a movie scene could have been used "as a training film" for the CIA is probably the highest compliment a director could get for accuracy. Sure, anyone can say that, but granted that Jonna makes it well known how much of an expert she is, even jokingly, that's high praise.
@calderonjd303 жыл бұрын
Yes...but didn't she also say never to draw that much attention to your self in a disguise 🤔... The disguise in that movie was way to flashy
@yasumitodaka10133 жыл бұрын
@@calderonjd30 Sometimes it's about reverse psychology. Sometimes it's about the indifference of people towards such outfits.
@pokaay31633 жыл бұрын
@@calderonjd30 ever heard of the phrase “hidden in plain sight?” When someone is being searched, people might remember the flashy redhead, but they won’t suspect her on account of how *different* she seemed. she was no longer some regular joe, which is what people would have asked for when referencing her original profile. A disguise like hers wouldn’t have even entered most people’s radars for someone to suspect, simply because she was so believably irrelevant to the case.
@uwish53563 жыл бұрын
@@pokaay3163 nice take
@TynamM3 жыл бұрын
@@pokaay3163 Yeah. In some circumstances 'flashy redhead' is great - as long as that's the ONLY thing people are going to remember about you.
@wilky11895 жыл бұрын
9:20 the way she looked at the camera when she said "we can arrange....anything..." was unexpectedly chilling.
@1slotmech5 жыл бұрын
That was a mic-drop if I *ever* saw one. :)
@mr.q3375 жыл бұрын
Remind me never fk with her EVER =))))
@trod1465 жыл бұрын
A few times she said something matter of factly and made my spine tingle... this woman might be the most dangerous woman in the world. She talked about an agent committing suicide as if she were talking about knitting or gardening... So nonchalant and cold..
@tatianalekka10865 жыл бұрын
@@trod146 She also talked about experiments about friggin reconstructing palates which left people with speech impairments but "sadly" were unsuccessful
@nikolateslaize5 жыл бұрын
And also "Ben Affleck is playing my husband"
@VassalRavenKills Жыл бұрын
My grandpa told me he was a spy, not that I believe him, but the funny thing he said was that one of the most difficult things about being a spy is having 2 real jobs at the same time
@kfcshots5 жыл бұрын
sometimes i forget being a spy is an actual job that real life people have
@chelsey87375 жыл бұрын
Ikr. She is the real life Natasha Romanoff
@uraverageskeleton64805 жыл бұрын
Russian spy
@jaluv424 жыл бұрын
Right??
@Ashlitched4 жыл бұрын
same
@NeonHigh20124 жыл бұрын
She's actually a 20 hear old blonde. Fantastic disguise madame!
@pureheartbadass4 жыл бұрын
There's a whole other world out there we can't even imagine
@asnidacali55934 жыл бұрын
.
@ahhwe-any74344 жыл бұрын
I don't think I want to know
@D-Z3214 жыл бұрын
Or can we? 🤯
@ninjabreadgirl4 жыл бұрын
I want to be a part of it so badly.
@frostyrose25484 жыл бұрын
🎶"All we can do is Imagine... In your mind, anything can happen."🎶 -Cody Ko, Imagine
@AvaRosss4 жыл бұрын
Too bad they didn't show her the most flawless and highly effective disguise - the Hannah Montana disguise
@mojojojo14284 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@carlitosmoreau52094 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo
@micajohansson11384 жыл бұрын
Wait. Hannah Montana is fake?
@hollyperrin73534 жыл бұрын
Ikr? It's right up there with Clark Kent! Who knew?
@mynamehasnovowelsfr48904 жыл бұрын
😆😆
@G1NZOU2 жыл бұрын
I totally agree with the "distracting back and forth" bit at 2:14. Last few times people have tried committing banknote fraud with me they usually try asking me questions just as I'm counting the money or pulling out their change, luckily I notice what they're doing. But distraction is a big part of avoiding people noticing what you're doing or preventing them looking too closely at your documents.
@usagithebunny4 жыл бұрын
Ok so you can say 'My husband is playing Ben Affleck' but being able to say 'Ben Affleck is playing my husband'...that's a whole new level
@ashleytupper60494 жыл бұрын
And how casually she says it! Like no big deal, my husband and I are basically the real life "Mr & Mrs Smith"
@Alwayshere50314 жыл бұрын
Well I mean usagi you should know because your sailor moon
@leilanibarajas25574 жыл бұрын
that’s such a flex
@charliecoolwater974 жыл бұрын
Austin power also disguises to become guru pitka. 😜
@jaredwaters46334 жыл бұрын
Listen to the Podcast WIND OF CHANGE, She's in that. It's about the theory that the SCORPIONS hit Song WIND OF CHANGE was written by the CIA. It's pretty amazing.
@jdropje85 жыл бұрын
She's so pleasantly nonjudgemental about the sillier clips.
@leovk57795 жыл бұрын
@ThatOneAsianBroChick : I'm a bit disappointed though that she did not dive deeper into superman/ Clark Kent. Cause althought it is obviously silly, there is also good points to it. Clark Kent has an entirely different personnality (or at least he plays it very well): not very sure of himself, difficulty to assert himself and be taken seriously, shy, etc. So in addition to the glasses (ans journalist suit of course), this change of personnality is interesting; at the very least, he would make a decent spy if he had a real disguise. But I do agree that it is not enough for a long terme disguise, and that no one ever recognises him (especially close friends) is very silly.
@bs136905 жыл бұрын
I found her to be plenty judgmental about all of them.
@someonedifferent1985 жыл бұрын
@@bs13690 Did she judge then, yes absolutely, that was that objective off the video. But what I think the people above where getting at was that she was not mean spirited or belittling about it.
@PestoPasta6665 жыл бұрын
@@leovk5779 I'd understand if it was written in Lois' character to be facially blind (has difficulties recognizing people by their face) but all of his friends and family to be that or just plain stupid is a bit much
@UncleBurbon5 жыл бұрын
They showed her my name is Jeff for the meme
@trene65595 жыл бұрын
"Most of our men, and probably a majority of our women, would not have been caught dead in a black cat suit." I laughed so hard! 🤣
@adivorcee23575 жыл бұрын
i love how that implies that at least some of the men think that they could pull it off
@Vince-tt1uj5 жыл бұрын
Because all of them who use those suits have pull it off :)
@jed14835 жыл бұрын
i’d look hot in a black cat suit
@trene65595 жыл бұрын
@@jed1483 I can imagine!
@suzizecat5 жыл бұрын
That's a way to make sure they don't get caught, clever one !
@JasperAngelorom Жыл бұрын
Love how she just casually mentions her husband ran one of the most elaborate and amazing extrications ever attempted in the history of the US
@francescaiannuzzi95775 жыл бұрын
Imagine being her grandchild, Just imagine all those badass stories
@wasilaify5 жыл бұрын
Over freshly baked cookies by grandma
@xxwoah.its.kasandraxx20885 жыл бұрын
Imagine sneaking out😭
@therandomchicken65175 жыл бұрын
Xx woah.its.kasandra Xx bruh you wouldn’t even get out of your room before she knows
@GP-ci8qt5 жыл бұрын
Non disclosure agreements bro. She's legally obligated not to share
@jbetfifty59044 жыл бұрын
@@xxwoah.its.kasandraxx2088 you go to your dealer. They rip off a mask and boom. Grandma
@hiran86274 жыл бұрын
The way she says "Ben Affleck plays my husband" actually means, "Ben Affleck should be proud, not the other way around"; and I agree.
@marianakiselova69134 жыл бұрын
No doubt about that
@nagyp54634 жыл бұрын
Really loved the part when she pointed out the cultural differences. My Russian teacher said that spies had usually busted their covers when they needed to count or curse - two things that you instinctively do on your native language.
@stephaniezhang96004 жыл бұрын
I'm bilingual- I count in Chinese and curse in English
@StoneOfMoon4 жыл бұрын
Stephanie Zhang hahaha I curse in English, say “AYaaaa” (the typical Chinese sound to express /anything/), and I switch between Portuguese and English when counting. But I’ve noticed I’ve been saying a few Spanish profanity.
@stephaniezhang96004 жыл бұрын
@@StoneOfMoon Oh wowwwwww that's really cool
@trini57934 жыл бұрын
@@stephaniezhang9600 same! i count in spanish but i mostly curse in english
@elieli28934 жыл бұрын
@@stephaniezhang9600 Haha, I'm bilingual and for some reason, even though I use my Finnish for most interactions, since I live in Finland and it's my first learned language, it's still easier for me to curse in English..? :'D Maybe English curse words just... are easier to say or something? Or maybe in my case, they may sound less severe :D Finnish curse words are profound and usually sound like you're summoning demons xD
@mudman619 Жыл бұрын
"we can arrange . . . anything." she says then adds a quick little grin & glint in her eyes. . . haha
@yannick92084 жыл бұрын
What about the most accurate spy movie of all time: *Spy Kids*
@cyroshard19094 жыл бұрын
Too accurate. She might spill something confidential.
@lillianpilon80034 жыл бұрын
Mmmmmhmmm
@usdtfgh9204 жыл бұрын
Hahah... U guys r so funny
@nehanatarajan4 жыл бұрын
That was a leaked mission
@glowinthedarkspider31184 жыл бұрын
Too confidential, if people find out about the truth behind it, the world of espionage will never recover
@erodoehT10134 жыл бұрын
This old lady is so good she’s fooling everyone to thinking she’s an old lady but in actuality it’s Tupac Shakur.
@christopherandreasandreas9614 жыл бұрын
Im dead bruhh
@nottinghill73144 жыл бұрын
no he’s right there in the video wearing a mask
@GGAky4 жыл бұрын
Hail Mary - Tupac
@Stiffdistantandweird4 жыл бұрын
Her family would be a seriously scary family to marry into.
@arijajoy4 жыл бұрын
Hella cool too. I’d love to learn every trick
@emmarie56624 жыл бұрын
It would be fun to marry into her family.
@ulrichkalber90394 жыл бұрын
SURPRISE she is your Father in law.
@RedGallardo4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, have to be sincere, have to be a good person. The horror! No one could fit in! They see liars and morons a mile away... I'd love my spouse to have a keen mind.
@chikitabowow4 жыл бұрын
"If you even try to steal my recipe for double fudge brownies i will make you disappear, i've done it multiple times before. Now, would you like some mashed potatoes, deary?
@Junebug091722 жыл бұрын
Despite all those spy action films I always thought that actual spy activity took a lot of time, and that included the disguising process: always just imagined a lot of time taken to fake a person. It was actually really interesting to learn that spies often did put on quick disguises to evade surveillance like in the movies.
@Random-sk6hm9 ай бұрын
Fr I always thought that part was made up
@euroguy1france15 жыл бұрын
We she said.we don’t have uniforms but we can arrange...anything.. I got chills
@PNTTVReacts5 жыл бұрын
YKR! Me Too! I swallowed twice! I've always thought the real deal would make much better movies/tv shows than 75% of what Hollywood dreams up!
@allysmith22845 жыл бұрын
SAME! I was like “I bet you can” 😳
@cgh73375 жыл бұрын
Not animated masks apparently.
@luluharshie39295 жыл бұрын
I don't care about these movie scenes. Just let this lady tell spy stories for 16 hours! 😂😂
@sandrapatterson29165 жыл бұрын
Lulu Harshie I totally agree.
@Chaotic_Observer5 жыл бұрын
Ikr!
@TheLittleTamTam5 жыл бұрын
@@hannahrose2862 Thank you so much for that video! I wouldn't have found it on my own but I'm so glad you pointed it out, it was very interesting.
@sadamiamani5 жыл бұрын
Top secret
@Artchick19725 жыл бұрын
@@hannahrose2862 Great link! Thanks!
@aaronliu99455 жыл бұрын
"Ben Affleck is playing my husband, Tony Mendez" What a life this woman has had. She also has a book and she's done a Reddit AMA that I'm definitely about to go read
@ArtoriusBravo5 жыл бұрын
Would you mind sharing that ama link? Sounds like a good read.
@davidbouchard89635 жыл бұрын
omg thank you for this!
@octupleye34895 жыл бұрын
@Website guy They probably deserved it
@jonathanbien36855 жыл бұрын
@Website guy deserved it = not innocent #MindBlown
@godlygamer9115 жыл бұрын
@Website guy casualties of war, think about the even more innocents she has probably saved that will never know it
@linmiller814710 ай бұрын
She was one of the three contestants on Anthony Anderson's version of To Tell the Truth, as they told her story. I don't remember how many of the panel chose her but later in the SAME show, she showed up in a disguise and NO ONE knew it was the same woman. She's GOOD.
@Dlihc4 жыл бұрын
This lady is the perfect cia op. She looks like the perfect quiet neighbor who watches out "maybe a little too much" Looks like she might be perfect to teach jk or have a baking blog. Really she is a cia OP
@Thenoobestgirl4 жыл бұрын
ikr? If I weren't told I would've never guessed that she's in the CIA. She looks like a high school teacher or a librarian!
@Julia-lk8jn4 жыл бұрын
Interesting thing: Half of the woman doing baking blogs, or sewing, or any other how-tos will be a lot more made up (hair, make-up, the works). (Similar for men, though mostly: more attention to clothing, less make-up ;) ). Because: on youtube, we think (rightly or wrongly) that we have to catch attention with our looks. This is somebody who states her job, and she has our attention. Not gonna lie: I'm a bit envious.
@woodycoat4 жыл бұрын
Codename: 'Karen' ha
@Duke00x4 жыл бұрын
@Don Mega Thats what makes her perfect. You expect her to be snoopy but not snoopy in the way that makes you think spy. So when you see her snooping you think "oh it is that annoying snoopy neighbor again" But not "oh that's a spy snooping on us". This gives her cover to be snoopy without having her cover blown if caught snooping.
@onkelpappkov26664 жыл бұрын
@@Duke00x Perfect summary of snooping that's just snoopy enough but not so snoopy it's poopy.
@asafupps3 жыл бұрын
“Ben Aflek is playing my husband Tony Mendez-“ is the most metal thing I have ever heard
@judithofficial9823 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3yWkn6EgK-aobs
@isabelhoch37133 жыл бұрын
you mean meta?
@TiffanyTwisted-u9m3 жыл бұрын
@@judithofficial982 excuse me but what does that have to do with anything going on here?
@MDG-mykys2 жыл бұрын
@@TiffanyTwisted-u9m it's a bot, don't interact with it.
@user-en7dx1qp3k2 жыл бұрын
@@isabelhoch3713 I think they're saying "metal" as a synonym for "badass"
@jolamarr22034 жыл бұрын
"We can arrange.... anything." That sentence really stood out to me. The absolute power!
@caitlynmarie26772 жыл бұрын
I’m glad she found Matthew Rhys’ performance(s) in “The Americans” as impressive as I did. When i first began watching it, he tricked me a few times, I did not realize it was him in a disguise for almost an entire episode once. Keri Russell is phenomenal , as well, but Matthew Rhys blew me away.
@marzipanmouse11 ай бұрын
seriously. I was like, "wow, that guy looks like my therapist."
@AnubhavTalukdar9 ай бұрын
One of the most underrated series of all time!
@fajarsetiawan86655 жыл бұрын
16:08 "He was dead before he hit the floor". The way she talked casually about how an agent got captured and committed suicide before being interrogated gave me goosebumps.
@lizewilcox98985 жыл бұрын
*"They said he was dead before he hit the floor."
@honkhonk31375 жыл бұрын
She is used to talking about it normally
@ryanlynch45285 жыл бұрын
You could see a small hitch in her demeanor when she broached the subject though. This was still very real to her even if it wasn't openly expressed.
@jessemccarthy18935 жыл бұрын
I agree with @Ryan Lynch her demeanor definitely changes before she talks about the agent biting the pen, as well as before the quoted line, she also looks down and the speed of her speach increases at that time.
@FairbrookWingates5 жыл бұрын
It wasn't nonchalant. It was a professional maintaining control but there were emotional 'tells' that showed the incident impacted her as it would any normal human being. My hat off to her for the courage to make the choices she had to that led to the death and to being able to tell us about it now.
@slipperysloper37213 жыл бұрын
Love how she just casually mentions her husband ran one of the most elaborate and amazing extrications ever attempted (not to mention without one bullet fired) in the history of the US
@EpicBunty3 жыл бұрын
yea seriously
@Shade019822 жыл бұрын
The one thing I didn't like about that is that it really downplayed the role of the canadians in that. It was a joint operation and the majority of it was done by the canadians...
@slipperysloper37212 жыл бұрын
@@Shade01982 oh I always thought they were just claiming to be Canadians.
@Shade019822 жыл бұрын
@Slippery Sloper That is also true. It was the Canadian government that sheltered them and provided them with the fake passports. Their officials on site (and whatever else happened behind closed doors) were what mostly enabled them to accomplish this.
@Kooooyooooy2 жыл бұрын
Ur right, however, Canadian ambassador and his wife did make a huge role, and Canada helped them get the plabe ticket if im not mistaken
@jimmybabababababa35364 жыл бұрын
They should have shown her agent P and Perry the platypus, if that ain’t CIA level I don’t know what is
@Firepuma_1424 жыл бұрын
lmao 😂
@couragew62604 жыл бұрын
In that case, Perry takes his job very seriously. He’s suppose to be a mindless platypus that doesn’t do much when in reality he has an entire planned schedule of things to do
@MultiNutterbutter4 жыл бұрын
lmao bro real talk, when Perry puts on his disguise I never notice until Doofenshmirt figures it out.
@erzherzogalbrecht85044 жыл бұрын
That ain't CIA level, thats OWCA level
@ЗвезделинаБожилова4 жыл бұрын
The only bad thing is that they always notice that he's gone though
@derekfnord Жыл бұрын
The key to Superman's disguise isn't really the glasses. It's that Clark doesn't *_behave_* anything like Superman. Combine that with people seeing what they expect to see, and it works. Even if someone did momentarily realize Clark and Superman looked similar, they'd immediately dismiss it as an obviously ludicrous idea.
@jillfromatlanta427Ай бұрын
Posture totally different
@ilove29295 жыл бұрын
Lady: "in Argo Ben Affleck played my husband.." Me: REWIND
@overworkedcna4125 жыл бұрын
ilove2929 Right?! She’s a badass and her husband is a badass too!
@8Ditsjustmebri5 жыл бұрын
ME TOO I WAS SHOCKED omg
@HipnosXpress5 жыл бұрын
yeah, i was like: hmm excuse me wtf?
@Fikile_Mokwena5 жыл бұрын
I had to pause
@hellen30565 жыл бұрын
ME TOO HAHAHAHAHAHHA
@vinrave4 жыл бұрын
She’s a perfect example of you don’t need to yell or point a weapon to threaten a person. She looks like a normal grandmother but I would definitely not mess with her.
@jmwangi244 жыл бұрын
So true. She reminds me of a Scandal episode where the super-spy character Huck had a reunion with such regular-looking people who were his former colleagues; including a grandmother, not unlike this one, who ran a B&B but was also an expert arsonist...lol!
@andreilyas14264 жыл бұрын
I would
@hayleebennett65964 жыл бұрын
@@andreilyas1426 alright edge lord that would require to come out of your parents house lol
@Luminousreign4 жыл бұрын
I would be more afraid of the power she could weild against you when she was in her position of power, now she is just a grandma who knows spycraft. This lady was a powerhouse within the machine, she wasn't someone the CIA set loose on the world. She is Q not James Bond.
@Luminousreign4 жыл бұрын
@Mostly Peaceful lol if she was face to face with someone she had reason to kill and a gun she wouldn't think twice. Don't get me wrong if she wanted to run around the hood she would be hard but she is just a sneaky granny at this point.
@jjzurcaled2154 жыл бұрын
When you’re chief of disguise at CIA and your Husband is the best Exfil at CIA. what a total flex.
@lovehumanityearthlove2804 жыл бұрын
How does she ever know who her husband is or looks like?! She looks so chilly, probably PTSD?
@cyanedavis4 жыл бұрын
That's what im saying
@xinyichen81444 жыл бұрын
This woman is super dope. “They said he was dead before he even hit the floor” ZERO flinch.
@marilyncookgyfd53324 жыл бұрын
she's so unthreatening at first but by the end of this i feel like she could definitely have me killed and frame my cat for the murder.
@jeant65024 жыл бұрын
What's more flex is saying they're your parents. cool af.
@Dimapravo2 жыл бұрын
Absolutely amazing job done by Ms. Mendez. She deconstruct all clips in so professional and calm manner that it is just amazing to watch.
@gs_thewhpmkr5203 жыл бұрын
She's like a badass grandma that no one expects to be a badass
@johncarter401013 жыл бұрын
@Iron Ostrich keep crying. As if, people around the globe are well wishers of the US.
@kathryncainmadsen58503 жыл бұрын
You think older people were always old, lol
@judithofficial9823 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3yWkn6EgK-aobs
@marialuciaiermano95813 жыл бұрын
@@johncarter40101 wonder why john
@asideofaioli46303 жыл бұрын
@@kathryncainmadsen5850 I have a 68 yr old uncle that looks the same as he did the day he was shot out the womb, so for some, yeah. Time is a suggestion my friend, not a rule. Source: back to the future 1 & 2
@brotherbruti5 жыл бұрын
Did she literally just casually say, with a smile, that one of her agents failed his mission, so he had to kill himself with a pill?
@maulanamusa88565 жыл бұрын
Just like she said. Nothing u can do if u get caught, ur just done. Deal with it yourself
@yaimavol5 жыл бұрын
Man I would never get into the spook business. You have no idea who is really giving the orders, and just like in that Ryan Reynolds/Denzel movie they are agents chased through the whole film and at the end discover their enemies are also working for the CIA. They run three different levels of every operation. The low level ground crew that are "doing their duty" for country, their handlers that think they know what they are really involved in, then above them are the real handlers that know what the hidden agenda is for that mission.
@Naugur5 жыл бұрын
I got the impression that she was talking about a source, not an agent. Could be wrong.
@Minsang1st5 жыл бұрын
yaimavol lol hitmans bodyguard
@happynewfears18055 жыл бұрын
@@yaimavol "You have no idea who is really giving the orders" Isn't that the whole point of the CIA? Being secretive? So that whoever they're tracking down don't find out can't track them back?
@Molly-nd5rp3 жыл бұрын
I love how she talks about doing super illegal stuff but in a super vague way
@SenseiRaisen3 жыл бұрын
Like a true agent.
@destryedbyhippiepwrs3 жыл бұрын
It's not illegal if your working for the CIA/government
@user-ov2fc5sd1e3 жыл бұрын
@@destryedbyhippiepwrs he meant unethical
@idkanameforthis3 жыл бұрын
SEND ME HATE ON MY VIDEOSSS..
@HiddenOcelot3 жыл бұрын
@@destryedbyhippiepwrs not really illegal, depending on what it is they're doing, just frowned upon if you're caught.
@michaelchesnut865 Жыл бұрын
Holy crap, she just casually said that they literally tried deforming people's palates to change their voices. She is frightening, to say the least.
@JonTanOsb Жыл бұрын
They probably used dental plates, like the kind they use with dentures, with attachments to change the shape of the palate. Jon in rural BC, Canada
@QueenofSilence101 Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure they did that with wearable items similar to dentures and retainers. That would definitely be the easiest and safest way of going about it.
@MorganChaos6 ай бұрын
Yeah I highly doubt it was surgery or anything, it would just be putting a device in the mouth.
@ElizabethGrindon4 ай бұрын
No, it's just a piece of shaped plastic or some other material to change the shape of the palate. They showed it in another video that she did.
@L-927615 жыл бұрын
sorry but "CIA Chief of disguise" is officially the coolest job description I've ever heard in my life
@jazzypari5 жыл бұрын
I can't think of anything more interesting 😭
@TheStackeddeck775 жыл бұрын
My US history professor was a field agent for the CIA. I cant remember what he said they are called but they dont call themselves agents. He had a few interesting stories to tell. We didnt get many details but he did a lot of sitting alone listing to devices he and others planted.
@bobdole49165 жыл бұрын
@@Zelmel Like their name implies, intelligence gathering is central to their agency.
@ravenbird33575 жыл бұрын
absolutely
@TheNikohSan5 жыл бұрын
@Bryan Smith explain
@SB-ky9rg4 жыл бұрын
i love her flex right there. "ben afleck is playing my husband"
@fan-plastictoys59483 жыл бұрын
Good thing Ben didn't make Gigli or Daredevil immediately after Argo, or the "flex" might've been a little awkward.
@westaussie9653 жыл бұрын
“Her flex?” 🤷🏼♀️
@SB-ky9rg3 жыл бұрын
@@westaussie965 yes... her flex
@Idkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkee3 жыл бұрын
Now there's a couple you'd love to have over for a dinner party or game night.... if those existed outside of movies...or Covid quarantine, lol
@underratedunity15283 жыл бұрын
OMG can you imagine having those two as grandparents??
@amydean76065 жыл бұрын
They really got this spy professional to watch “my name Jeff”
@kshooter32865 жыл бұрын
They sure did
@UncleBurbon5 жыл бұрын
lmfao
@Sera-Marie5 жыл бұрын
I nearly choked laughing at that. I think that scene is amusing anyway, but making this wonderful woman analyse it is just too funny.
@rcatablet72545 жыл бұрын
ikr that killed me!!! i'm DEAD!!! 😂😂 She was so great and so funny just playing it straight like that and pulling no punches about the ill preparation of those characters. This was the video I did not know I needed.
@JenTCC5 жыл бұрын
I love this
@lauraguebert21222 жыл бұрын
I gotta say how much I love how this video is cut. The way the editors made the movies clips respond to Jonna's commentary is hilarious and incredible.
@dennist82904 жыл бұрын
When she was telling the story of the Agent who committed suicide. All I could think was how lucky he was that they even gave him his pen
@swell_gal4 жыл бұрын
Same thought here!
@duklurd98484 жыл бұрын
@@GriseWeisshark the secret isn't out lmao. do you think cia would reveal important info on random KZbin channels. Everyone knew l-pills in pens existed
@SpookedeeB4 жыл бұрын
@@duklurd9848 uh wrong comment?
@duklurd98484 жыл бұрын
@@SpookedeeB ???
@beeble20034 жыл бұрын
@@duklurd9848 Your comment "the secret isn't out..." is replying to a comment that doesn't exist. Maybe it was deleted after your reply, or maybe you posted your comment in the wrong place.
@sharpsichord5 жыл бұрын
This woman had to be the most entertaining cocktail party guest ever.
@ypop4175 жыл бұрын
Or not because she can't speak to specifics because of clearance levels
@sharpsichord5 жыл бұрын
@@ypop417 I found what she was able to talk about here wildly interesting.
@nossasenhoradoo8715 жыл бұрын
"This woman had to be the most entertaining cocktail party guest ever." If you someone talking complete bollocks, which she does! It's well known that Intelligence agencies often use religious (priests, pastors), medical, media (journalists) and educational people in "spy" roles because people ask the least questions about these professions.
@sharpsichord5 жыл бұрын
I'm sure your internet research is fascinating, but I don't believe you.
@sharpsichord5 жыл бұрын
I'm sure you're a lovely cocktail party guest, too, if that makes you feel better. As long as I'm not there, anyway.
@shi.survives.somehow5 жыл бұрын
I need this women to have a channel and just tell us amazing spy stories! She just exudes an aura of badassery
@mariac19845 жыл бұрын
She's never going to be able to talk about that stuff
@CanderisOrdo5 жыл бұрын
maria c she did here!
@ablemagawitch5 жыл бұрын
@@CanderisOrdo did she or did she sell you on story she wanted you to believe. Notice how the CIA never does those things.... In that arena if you're in fair fight you failed on so many levels , one would question if you were the sacrificial pawn.......
@ablemagawitch5 жыл бұрын
@Notorious1503 Not any real ones anyway.....
@gaytanmiranda65365 жыл бұрын
Sometimes when one person works for the government they can't say or tell any stories involving sensitive government information.
@TheMarionick2 жыл бұрын
I never thought I'd hear an actual CIA person compliment Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles of all things on a disguise.
@Robot_Rebel5 жыл бұрын
"Ben Affleck played my husband" she says that like it's something that happens every Wednesday
@depthsofabjection5 жыл бұрын
issou
@heyLORDitsme5 жыл бұрын
Yeah lmao she did say it so casually! Also, her husband passed away in January this year.
@emmanuelalagbala95905 жыл бұрын
i literally did a double take and had to pause
@isaacmandell-seaver72235 жыл бұрын
Adam Daly or even every Tuesday!
@aronhegedus5 жыл бұрын
best flex on youtube
@arelycastillo34 жыл бұрын
I want to learn how she answer questions while not answering questions (Edit: read the replies for some amazing book recommendations)
@adryld254 жыл бұрын
read this: How to Talk About Books You Haven't Read, Pierre Bayard. This one book alowed me to pass more tests than you can imagine while in school. I sometimes even had grades higher than the students that actually read the book we had to read. www.amazon.ca/Talk-About-Books-Havent-Read/dp/1596915439
@jathuraa12174 жыл бұрын
@@adryld25 Hi, sorry for bothering whatsoever. But, do you have any recommendation about other books? I'd like to read 'em. If you don't mind, please let me know. Lastly, thank you so much and terribly sorry for my bad english :)
@adryld254 жыл бұрын
@@jathuraa1217 any subject in particular? I could suggest a lot of books. My first language is French...
@jathuraa12174 жыл бұрын
@@adryld25 Oh Hi, nice to meet you. Indonesian here :) mmm maybe about self-improvement and about life, whatsoever. I do really need that kind of book. Thank you so much :)
@kool-aidsapiens14344 жыл бұрын
@@jathuraa1217 This comment is my bookmark
@connerallen6425 жыл бұрын
9:19 "But we can arrange.. anything" *Intimidating smirk* Did anyone else get intimidated by that haha?
@PetiteNomNom5 жыл бұрын
Conner Allen haha I definitely picked up on that too!
@michaelbiscay98365 жыл бұрын
I scrolled down to make the same comment.
@ChlorineHeart5 жыл бұрын
seriously that freaked me out just a bit
@sonyaethaniel5 жыл бұрын
I wonder what would happen if you told them no?
@cosmicmuffin3225 жыл бұрын
I don't know why people think this woman is badass. Go and google crimes of the CIA. Assassinating world leaders, sabotaging peace, helping ethnic cleansing and genocide, arms trading, murdering and lying etc etc. How about Operation Northwoods? A real plan the CIA had to murder Americans in a staged terrorist attack in Florida, and blame it on Cuba, so they could start a war and invade Cuba. President Kennedy refused to let them do it.
@chickennoodlesoup6524 Жыл бұрын
I could probably watch 2 hours of this. She must have some really cool stories to share
@josephstalin79955 жыл бұрын
Ok. So what I've learnt: either be incredibly subtle and forgettable, or be incredibly outrageous. Pick a side and act that way.
@cawareyoudoin73795 жыл бұрын
I think that short-term disguises can be outrageous, while long-term, when you actually need to blend in and talk to someone longer, should be as ordinary as possible.
@josephstalin79955 жыл бұрын
@@cawareyoudoin7379 yeah, I agree
@laneythelame5 жыл бұрын
And act it well
@TheFunnyCamGuy5 жыл бұрын
Id say it depends on each situation.
@user-yt2zn7tm3z5 жыл бұрын
This lesson being learned by stalin is a bit unsettling
@betterdaysbetterdaysbetterdays5 жыл бұрын
This lady is like that teacher we've all had that's really strict that everyone loves.
@ThaOneChrisJONES5 жыл бұрын
I had one of those teachers ! Miss Goldsbrough, now I wonder if she was just undercover.........
@XIIconstNvChr5 жыл бұрын
Prof McGonaggal
@toastom5 жыл бұрын
She looks just like a history teacher I had, although sadly the class wasn't spy history
@orun08105 жыл бұрын
Mrs. Hendricks Fifth grade
@19billdong964 жыл бұрын
Me: that clip is purely outlandish Hollywood bullsh*t *Her: spot on, training material*
@bluelogik73004 жыл бұрын
makes sense though, it's probably what makes it a good disguise
@devilmaycare424 жыл бұрын
Ok so you can say 'My husband is playing Ben Affleck' but being able to say 'Ben Affleck is playing my husband'...that's a whole new level
@iamseamonkey66884 жыл бұрын
it really shows how good they are at their job if people don't believe it's even real
@dragoncoffee29494 жыл бұрын
You nobody, her high ranking CIA ...
@tomk37324 жыл бұрын
It was maybe spot on for CIA but not for some real spy agencies like KGB - main idea of a spy is to be a blend in person not an outlandish red girl that *everyone* notices and will not forget for weeks. You do not want to be to "hot" or very ugly. You want to be the definition of "average". Notice that computer hackers don't need great looks/ flashy clothing to socially engineer targets.
@serendipity43462 жыл бұрын
9:35 "He's playing my husband, Tony Mendez" My mind literally explode.
@Cheyruz5 жыл бұрын
When she said "but we can arrange... anything" I got a bit of a shiver down my spine Edit: "What if I said we have it?" got a similar vibe.
@justahuman92735 жыл бұрын
same...
@HagakureJunkie5 жыл бұрын
You mean you were surprised that a government agency can arrange to get a hold of uniforms? They hold all the keys man, when you ARE the authorities, you get to say what happens or not.
@oopsallbecki5 жыл бұрын
@@HagakureJunkie i think it's just the vibe of this nice looking old lady working for the government and being like "yea buddy we can make anything happen & anything you know could be a lie 😈"
@dukeofdeath2765 жыл бұрын
Totally agree. When they started showing the clips of the mission impossible masks, i was waiting for a laugh and a comment about how ridiculous this idea is. But, alas, apparently they can do these things in real life. And this is only what she can admit. Theres no telling what they cam actually do.
@crusherbmx5 жыл бұрын
She's very vague yet informative....nothing is really a trade secret, just common sense...because like, as if she'd give away something actually secret..
@honkhonk31375 жыл бұрын
crusherbmx she has been tailored into the type of person to do that, you are if you are in the fbi or CIA, etc.
@crusherbmx5 жыл бұрын
@@honkhonk3137 Well ya, exactly.
@bcfb215 жыл бұрын
Right right. But does anyone believe that there aren’t spies in the peace corps?
@crusherbmx5 жыл бұрын
@@bcfb21 pretty sure there are spies anywhere there is info people want
@bcfb215 жыл бұрын
crusherbmx than we agree that’s good I was afraid I was getting crazy. Not that I am not crazy. Hang on gotta get the door *silenced gunshot*
@poorridge1495 жыл бұрын
Best one yet, WIRED. Bring her back for a third 100%
@SwedePotato3145 жыл бұрын
YESSS PLEASE! love her, these are great
@edledskal91475 жыл бұрын
Seriously, she is so entertaining to listen to without sounding arrogant I would love to see a 3rd video with her.
@Icecube885 жыл бұрын
nah the dude who does the accents is the best one
@Porcke0755 жыл бұрын
edled skal there was just a slight touch of that if you knew the truth re some things she said.
@emilysmith35945 жыл бұрын
Specifically all the times she said “if you asked me, I would tell you ____.” That doesn’t make it the truth...
@she3po9452 жыл бұрын
This was legit so much fun to watch! Can’t wait to watch more of her videos!!
@RealStealthyNinja4 жыл бұрын
She's what real spies look like. Ordinary every day forgettable people.
@justbreathe5494 жыл бұрын
If they didn't look like that they wouldn't be effective I guess.
@alzarian37024 жыл бұрын
And a Trump lookalike.
@idkdude11184 жыл бұрын
@@alzarian3702 don't do her like that
@TheEmmakathryn4 жыл бұрын
Are you telling me Archer is a lie
@moguldamongrel30544 жыл бұрын
Explains alot. Pretty sure i saw several in cali at the library casually strewn about reading newspapers but paying attention.
@ville72135 жыл бұрын
"We don't have stores of maintenance uniforms or military uniforms, but we can arrange... anything." This woman scares me.
@monmayor14675 жыл бұрын
The one with the L-Pill pen, i have read (or watched) a story about the spy who took a sip on his pen when he was about to write his confession (maybe it was the story she was telling)...he was taken to hospital and every nurse and doctor who got into the room and inhaled whats coming out in his mouth died. I believe it was about 6 doctors that died not including the 2 men that took him there and nurses.
@mindtheprivacy5 жыл бұрын
That pause, tho...
@couchcaptain93795 жыл бұрын
@@monmayor1467 Considering that she said he was dead before he hit the floor I would say this is not the same story. Frankly, yours sounds absolutely ludicrous.
@monmayor14675 жыл бұрын
@cak01vej i'm not really sure about the authenticity of the story i read. I can't find it on google
@siennathompson61365 жыл бұрын
What is the substance put in the pen? Must be hella potent and faster acting then cyanide.
@Fyreflier5 жыл бұрын
I love when the Argo clips come on and she just starts looking so _proud_
@booperdooper97622 жыл бұрын
This was such an intriguing video. I'm very content with her input.
@ultimatebishoujo29 Жыл бұрын
I know what you mean
@RollinLeonard5 жыл бұрын
have her come back and just tell stories. doesn't matter. just tell stories. could be titled, "Former CIA Chief of Disguise Tells Stories: Episode 57" etc
@whyisgamora41915 жыл бұрын
Make it a 20h movie and I'd still watch in in one go.
@MrBlackadam7405 жыл бұрын
Even if this woman was getting her fingers cut off I seriously doubt she'd say anything that wasn't already public record.
@RollinLeonard5 жыл бұрын
@@MrBlackadam740 I agree she is definitely that hardcore but surely there are some stories with names and places redacted that she could tell. retired FBI and CIA agents get book deals so it isn't like no stories can be told. I NEED TO HEAR HER STORIES!!!!!!
@nathanjo13765 жыл бұрын
but let's not forget that all of these movies are literally propaganda films or practically propaganda films for one of the most hideous arms of a hungry, brutal empire... :)... (incl. this humble clip)
@thehappiestfamily69135 жыл бұрын
Rollin Leonard fack yuo
@ghinanaeem57235 жыл бұрын
I just found out that her husband, Tony Mendez, actually passed away early this year in January (the 19th to be specific). Given how long it takes to make these videos, this was possibly shot right around the time he died. They probably held this back in respect of him. Makes her talking about him all the more sadder. They were married since 1991 and actually met while they were on a mission in Russia of all places. RIP Tony Mendez
@Alex-fw6ur5 жыл бұрын
Ghina Naeem oh wow interesting! Even more so bc that’s on my birthday. SIP to her hubby
@billboardbraggins14435 жыл бұрын
What do you mean "of all places" ? Russia is a pretty normal place. I am Russian and offended. Now you will pay for you insolence with your PC being hacked.
@millyzett5 жыл бұрын
Billboard Braggins i think because she used Russia quite a few times as an example for certain techniques.
@billboardbraggins14435 жыл бұрын
@@millyzett Lol i know no worries ))
@ghinanaeem57235 жыл бұрын
@@billboardbraggins1443 Like @Milly Z said, I meant 'of all places' bc she uses Russia as an example a lot and bc the odds of two CIA operatives in Russia, on two different missions, meeting, committing to getting to know each other outside the job, falling in love, getting married and having a kid and staying together for the remainder of his natural life are what? Astronomical? If it's any consolation, I meant no offense. I realize I could've been a little clearer in my original comment
@avevee97083 жыл бұрын
I love how she still recognizes the cinematic/entertainment appeal of some of the more unrealistic spy movie conventions. It’s not accurate, but it sure is fun!
@shotguntimmy2 жыл бұрын
no comments??
@skylark79212 жыл бұрын
Yeah, like the cat suit. Definitely not a real thing that happens, and she says that the vast vast majority of CIA agents would never wear one, but she also acknowledges that they make those gorgeous Hollywood women look absolutely phenomenal.
@WilliamWizer2 жыл бұрын
@@skylark7921 technically what she said is that none would be caught dead wearing one. she never said anything about not wearing them. just not being caught dead on one.
@booperdooper97622 жыл бұрын
@@WilliamWizer That's an expression.
@WilliamWizer2 жыл бұрын
@@booperdooper9762 I know. but I always make the same remark about that expression being inaccurate.
@allisonday8932 жыл бұрын
One of the most interesting and compelling things I have stumbled across on KZbin. What an amazing lady. Thank you for posting this