Former Fighter Ranks Jujutsu Kaisen Fights

Resident anime hater, and former MMA fighter reacts to some of the greatest (and not so great) fights from Jujutsu Kaisen, AND decides whether or not he can take these characters on.
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Credits for This Episode
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Hosted by:
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Christian / frugalaesthetic
Edited by: Tyler Simmons / tylerrelief
Produced by: Adrian Apolonio / slightlyotaku
Music found on Epidemic Sound
Ain’t no way

[@3RDIMPACT]

"Nah, I'd win." -Christian

[@XXX_2900]

He would lose to everyone in jjk be real

[@siggevidstige8019]

or would he? *Vsauce intro starts*

[@NeoReoxis]

@@XXX_2900 Nah, He'd win.

[@Alchemy_And_Anarchy]

Chris/tian*

[@ZenithintheMaking]

​@@XXX_2900whatchu mean? He gat this is da bag

[@I_.waterlemon]

Christian the typa mf to see someone get shot and say “me personally i wouldve dodged” 😭

[@Ervixius_]

Yk he’s just joking for the content right? If you rewatch he def ragebaiting

[@nbucwa6621]

@@Ervixius_ everyone knows his joking.

[@Ervixius_]

@@nbucwa6621 not everyone, some gojo glazers are def pissed

[@razzledazzle9971]

Tbf their stances and fighting technique were shit

[@KumaPunchh]

​@@razzledazzle9971Bro said he beats Toji. I don't wanna hear that shit

[@Xmusicana]

Christian got side hobbies now 😂

[@sixmonthgaze135]

Well without Recreyo…

[@justarandomguy3331]

recreyo ended aad

[@dazaifurina919-j4v]

@@justarandomguy3331it translated as having fun

[@EMan-xj5cz]

@@dazaifurina919-j4v”have fun”

[@Fightme4743]

@@dazaifurina919-j4v that’s depressing and funny at the same time

[@elrefu92]

You should try get anime hater, fashion expert and fighting expert to hang out they seem really similar

[@the0skeptic]

now that you mention it... I'm starting to see the similarities

[@JohnDoe-wt2zz]

@@the0skeptic next he's gonna pull up for a video named "I asked a rEaL former president to react to Eren Yeager's leadership scenes"

[@bau9894]

but have you seen those three in the same room together? i might me onto something

[@kel6714]

@@bau9894nah you’re crazy

[@SnoobertLeGoobert]

​@@kel6714 Crazy? i was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy.

[@anusaukko6792]

In 2026 when we get Shinjuku Showdown, Christian is gonna watch the entire hour long Gojo vs Sukuna fight then say some shit like ''Nah I mean I might have a little trouble, but I'd tank the domains then legsweep em both'' I swear

[@mr_0n10n5]

We finna tag Christian in to fight Sukuna 😂😂

[@anusaukko6792]

@@mr_0n10n5 Christian Kaisen 😭

[@danielbarnes1241]

He clears fraudkuna i fear

[@KingXSR]

we are definitely not getting shinjuku showdown in 2026 but i appreciate the hope!

[@anusaukko6792]

@@KingXSR I mean culling games late this year/middleish of next year, so shinjuku showdown late 2026 isn't out of the question. This is MAPPA we're talking about, they are NOT gonna wait 2 full years to release JJK.

[@Pyro_Vortex]

Christian the type of dude that if he saw Sukuna right in front of him, he would still say "Nah, I'd Win"

[@robertjr3781]

ANYONE IN THIS PLANET EVEN SAW SUKUNA IN ANOTHER COUNTRY CAUSING DESTRUCTION THEY WILL SIMPLY SUICIDE 😂

[@sebastiancastillo8049]

and then proceeds to get blended but not before the Christians leg sweep

[@user-er5vc6ht2p]

👖🩸🩸👕

[@achmodinivswe9500]

My immediate thought when I saw the title was “it’s Crhistian, isn’t it?”

[@theradionicrevival8068]

he's their "Roger"

[@crazyf1r397]

He's literally on the thumbnail

[@achmodinivswe9500]

@@crazyf1r397 I did not look at the thumbnail

[@tamariskpunch0279]

@@crazyf1r397 no way

[@HimothyHumphry]

​@@achmodinivswe9500 how did you see the title but not the thumbnail

[@fireboltchamploo7620]

Christian vs Mr. "Left, Right, Goodnight" would be a fight I'd pay to see.

[@mrdottoast]

I wouldn’t yuji clears 😭😭🙏

[@shuaibkamedien2203]

​@@mrdottoastlike so hard bro😭

[@Swift_editz681]

​@@mrdottoast like not even close

[@gavinzhu7146]

@@Swift_editz681 Always bet on Christian.

[@Swift_editz681]

@@gavinzhu7146 🗿

[@cedarmay4245]

More Christian lore incoming

[@MyPeeisRedHelp]

Lmao Christian's gonna release a book called the bible

[@liltrashpanda174]

13:02 "I'm pluckin' that armpit hair out" is crazy 💀

[@BootyjuiceJenkins]

Christian one of those dudes that becomes a Navy Seal in any hypothetical situation.

[@gntyh]

honestly from the way he be talking, christian sounds like he actually got some experience training

[@ArtWithAWaddle]

@@gntyh They said he did at the beginning of the video

[@millasboo]

@@ArtWithAWaddleYea but there’s “experience” then there’s real experience.

[@frankcayseron8637]

@@ArtWithAWaddle there is "i have 2000h in call of duty mw2" shooting experience and then there is "i was in enemy territory in both world wars and i was fighting in wars whos existence commoners dont even know" shooting experience :) in same way there is "i was boxing in highschool" and "i am ten times reigning mma champion" fighting experience.

[@ArtWithAWaddle]

@frankcayseron8637 he is a trained fighter, these are grown ass men, with day to day lives. I don't need you to mansplain to me what they meant, i saying it ailly to think that they dont have real experience when they said he did.

[@theinquirer2317]

6:26 feel good inc ah laugh😂

[@LuxZoltan]

Lmao

[@pisswizard287]

Damn, now I can hear it

[@gustavosauro1882]

Feel good

[@sophbro45]

bruh. TOO ACCURATE.

[@RyanGFC]

yooo this comment is hilarious 😂

[@jayswrld4926]

this mf a former everything

[@3RDIMPACT]

When you’re bored you just do random shit lmao

[@Setyourheartaglaze]

@@3RDIMPACTErmm actually mahoraga isn’t a curse he’s a shinigami that is apart of megumis ten shadows technique 👆🤓

[@burezu9190]

Can't wait to see Christian's cameo in the JJK manga to finally get rid of Sukuna

[@CamoEye]

yep bro is definitely getting enlisted to jjk

[@musicalmaniac2901]

Sukuna: Ah yes, my Anti Christian Technique, I haven't used this since the Heian era.

[@liamsantana9001]

The sukuna wins cycle continues

[@COMINGFORYOU-ov1tx]

@@musicalmaniac2901p l o t a r m o r

[@mahmouddagher5127]

You should put christian against baki characters

[@ArceusHater69]

That’s a gas idea, def wanting that one

[@Cheesethepapereater]

Man thats like tryna make a kid who didnt even hit puberty yet vs Conor McGregor 😭

[@JimmySlippit]

I have a feeling he would let Yujiro r*pe him lmfaoooo

[@leoultimaupgraded9914]

@@CheesethepapereaterWho is Yujiro in this analogy? Actually, don’t answer that- Yujiro will always be himself in any analogy

[@souzouookami3059]

"Nah, I'd win"

[@itzmehDevi]

Not Nanami being called a teacher after he specifically tells Yuji in one of the scenes to like NOT call him Sensei because he is not a teacher lmao

[@IInferno]

Trying to eat with KZbin and Christian is COOKING with this one.

[@mahmouddagher5127]

If its a battle if ego's Christian is taking this

[@Kirk36Moshpit]

'Three blind mice' is a Grade-A violation - like you don't even need to box him at that point

[@USERNAMEDONE]

Always bet on Christian

[@Arty77777]

bro saw malevolent kitchen and said he solos. ima never mess with this guy

[@mr_0n10n5]

Christian immediately understanding that the Mahoraga summon is a straight up crashout has me losing it 😂

[@elfsatyr]

christian versus nanami was crazy 😭he's so real for all that honestly

[@Chris-su4mj]

13:57 nah my man Christian is a Nanami simp now 💀

[@Jordan-cy3di]

"I alone am the honored one" -Christian

[@LuxZoltan]

1:22 Bro was locked in 💀 im dying

[@labthegamer2721]

3 blind mice💀

[@Kero-zc5tc]

Had me dying

[@twilabutterfly8254]

Nah, "He look like he milking a cow." is crazy. Poor Yuji, Even his stance can not catch a break right now.😂😅

[@ologames1185]

Man says "I found someone" like 90% of his vids aren't with Christian

[@Fibless]

11:36 DID BRO JUST SAY GUAN YU FROM DYNASTY WARRIORS, bro Christian gets it

[@Personium]

Dude finally, it’s the idea from the MHA video where Christian wanted to beat up hawks!

[@sophbro45]

now we just need all the technical terms he threw out in this video with MHA - i need to know is how he’d kick Hawks ass.

[@placeholder_384]

@@sophbro45he’d get killed by one of hawks’ feathers

[@Bigblackguynumber9]

​@@placeholder_384 r/woosh

[@danielbarnes1241]

​@@placeholder_384he would simply dodge

[@justchilling9599]

17:25 to correct u here bro, Mahoraga is a shikigami and so are all megumi's shadow summons

[@hish33p32]

That bothered me as well

[@coolsquiddy1083]

i think he was just simplifying that for Christian's sake, since he hasn't seen the anime

[@estreladefogo1032]

Shikigamis can be anything bro

[@justchilling9599]

@estreladefogo1032 *anything Watch how u use that word his whole existence is to exterminate curses and adapt to any CT if it was a curse then it would have been labelled as special grade like Kenjaku's Curses

[@estreladefogo1032]

@@justchilling9599 thank you foi pointing my bad inglish, but the shikigami in te japan folclore CAN BE almost anything

[@docgoid]

Christian canonically solos the JJK verse, he’s stronger than all of them combined

[@seoulsociety420]

Strongest sorcerer in history... Versus... Christian

[@3RDIMPACT]

Christian solos

[@jeppykun05]

9:30 she got the filipino broom (walis ting-ting) i cannot unsee it 😭😭

[@lamedrawings]

Finally, we're getting closer to the Christian Vs Hawks video

[@_alarmclock]

coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb (christian is the hydrogen bomb)

[@Alberto974-b3f]

Christian the type of guy to see godzilla rampage through nyc and say "nah i'd win"

[@harrycalara544]

Christian is "nah i'd win" taken to its most logical extreme.

[@ShannellHalliwell]

Of course Christian knows how to fight. Explains why he talks so spicy 🤣🤣

[@Shammywammy1234]

3 blind mice got my dead💀

[@PlutoIsntReal_]

"Im gonna show Shibuya a real incident" is fuckin WILD

[@fake_robin9045]

You shoulda shown him the clip of yuji throwing a car

[@rodrigop2198]

Bro was unfazed at Malevolent Shrine tho😭

[@Mustachemenece]

Christian: That serrated elbow might be a problem in the cinch Curt: But would you lose? Christian: Nah, I'd win

[@millasboo]

Wait he got hands!? OF COURSE THE MOST CHAOTIC ONE OF THEM STORY WHATIFS CAN FIGHT!!0:08

[@_dudeman]

Mahoraga isn’t a curse, it’s a shinigami with the ability to adapt any natural and unnatural phenomenon

[@highsourjamapple9141]

That's what mahoraga is? I thought mf was an curse all along 💀😭

[@shuaibkamedien2203]

​@@highsourjamapple9141nah.

[@Swift_editz681]

​@@highsourjamapple9141 LOL people always mistake him for one.

[@Nightmare_NPC]

“Fate Series” fits would be cool

[@Porpolhot]

"This gonna be a great fight" Literally one of the shortest match ever

[@user-tc2dd7fp8k]

The city getting destroyed Christian:"Nah, I'd win.

[@yojancarlislelacson5887]

My boy tought he could solo the most diabolical anime 💀 bro thinks he can win againts a guy who can critical hit someone and send them to lord in an instant😭😭 haruta survived the first blow with his luck but he aint lucky enough to go to heaven. Bro saw lord 3 times 🗣🗣🔥🔥

[@limitlesschaind188]

Curt: shows fighters that can level entire cities, catch bullets with their bare hands, punch people out of a store and across the street and literally can't be touched Christian: nah, I'd win

[@pinetreesquad2375]

Chris- you dont look so tuff Megumi- With this treasure i summon

[@TheAmazingAesoup]

I hope Christian keeps revealing new talents as more videos come out

[@vicm7169]

I feel like Christian's roast game factors into his W's

[@Wermfare]

I was surprised christian actually had good things to say and knew what he was doing

[@AintShitMFC]

Honestly all vids w Christian are hilarious I love the Frugal Aesthetic channel

[@mist8879]

absolute banger of a vid

[@Annihilation_Studios]

6:26 "FEEL GOOD" *sick ass bass*

[@AussieHavanna]

Yes plz! You already know we gotta see Mahito

[@HimothyBegiggle-fj6cu]

Gege is gonna drag Christian to fight sukuna next

[@lolfoxmaster4870]

Christian is the mf who answers to the "Watchu doing in this situation?" memes.

[@sikox209]

This video was hilarious😂 bro was funny asf

[@czms922]

Christian would probably have a doctors degree at this point

[@user-oh3gf6kj4y]

17:34 "whos the bad guy here?" "Yes"

[@shrimpymcswimmington728]

13:00 it’s even funnier if you know her speed and strength feats in the manga

[@kiyotaka2336]

Close to Toji but Toji better because he has more biq and exp

[@shrimpymcswimmington728]

@@kiyotaka2336 idk if you’re right or not, but I’ll agree because of the Berserk pfp

[@Yupper277]

MORE OF THIS PLEASE! That was so fun to watch lol

[@zacharyfewins8087]

What I really need, is for Curt to brief himself on how things in JJK work. Every time he talked about anybody having 'no powers' or the shikigami being curses I emotionally face palmed. Good video though.

[@dilqnbankov]

The most devious laught in existence 17:42

[@jaydenmcglothin5111]

12:22 AND HER NAME IS MAKI ZENIN-

[@animeodin4755]

*John Cena intro intensifies*

[@DeeW02]

6:25 bro got the feel good inc laugh

[@MysticMylesZ]

The Christian backstory grows

[@getrekt8296]

6:25 he about to be singing feel good inc

[@mrdottoast]

The fact y’all ain’t show him mahito vs yuji

[@conneryechout7143]

16:08 editor goated for this one xD

[@matusantander7042]

Christian the og delulu

[@plaecholder]

This is the best video ive seen from y'all. Great concept.

[@crazyscarecrow8136]

Damn, crazy how Christian solos the verse

[@Porpolhot]

Imagine if you showed him megumi vs blond ponytail guy, without telling him about mahoraga "Furube yura yura"

[@mikewazowski8313]

This guy is not winning against any one of these guys lmao

[@coldfield138]

FR

[@Antonio17873]

Nah with the new chapters in JJK Yuji definitely top 3 right now also fun fact Yuji isn't just a brawler he also does Taido Martial Arts so Christian is getting those Backshots 😂

[@Porpolhot]

Tbh,jjk has really realistic combat move, Manji kick is based on real life move The gojo punches to miguel is called wing chun,

[@XariaSilver-zn1bc]

Everyone gangsta until the black sparks begin to fly.

[@jusbetter7634]

Magic Johnson with blood manipulation is nuts

[@justfulloftest]

Christian: I Can solo Megumi Fushiguro Megumi: WITH THIS TREASURE I SUMMON

[@WallNutBreaker524]

The Crosshair on Christian's Face: Nah, I'd See.

[@cardboardtubeknight]

Him saying that Momo had no business being there is the most objectively correct thing anyone has ever said.

[@ongobongo-m6c]

Nobara's fight was basically, if you are boxing someone in a ring, then an member of the audience just fucking shoots you.

[@cowfillet]

Bro, I think you should show yuji and nanami vs mahito, and miguel vs gojo, those fists do be hard

[@tiagofrancisco6955]

Christian really said "Nah I'd win" against everyone

[@-israr4042]

never thought i would get frugal aesthetic lore in a anime video

[@blueshadow914]

Christian geting his ass kicked 366 ways till next year

[@joshdugina7436]

This channel makes me laugh wayyyyy too hard 🤣🤣 You guys should do the Onigashima fights from One Piece.

[@markofthedamned246]

Yo, I would love to see Christian react to Sukuna vs Jogo. That fight was animated so well, and it’s probably my favorite fight in Jujutsu Kaisen.

[@Yigit_Efe_Dalyan]

it would be so funny that christian learned choso can use his blood whenever he wants

[@silverwolfzs7601]

Bro really said “nah I’d win” 💀

[@lewomewo3480]

Christian is the embodiment of "Nah, I'd win"

[@jonathanrobinson198]

Showing Yuji’s worst fight is wild

[@DVNMR]

Christian is the ultimate combo he can roast your style and beat your ass if you disagree

[@rancorious7785]

I can't even imagine Christian losing.

[@22mbz]

6:25 he laughs like Roger from one piece I'm dead 💀