Former Fighter Ranks Jujutsu Kaisen Fights

[@3RDIMPACT]

"Nah, I'd win." -Christian

[@XXX_2900]

He would lose to everyone in jjk be real

[@siggevidstige8019]

or would he? *Vsauce intro starts*

[@NeoReoxis]

@@XXX_2900 Nah, He'd win.

[@Alchemy_And_Anarchy]

Chris/tian*

[@ZenithintheMaking]

​@@XXX_2900whatchu mean? He gat this is da bag

[@I_.waterlemon]

Christian the typa mf to see someone get shot and say “me personally i wouldve dodged” 😭

[@Ervixius_]

Yk he’s just joking for the content right? If you rewatch he def ragebaiting

[@nbucwa6621]

@@Ervixius_ everyone knows his joking.

[@Ervixius_]

@@nbucwa6621 not everyone, some gojo glazers are def pissed

[@razzledazzle9971]

Tbf their stances and fighting technique were shit

[@KumaPunchh]

​@@razzledazzle9971Bro said he beats Toji. I don't wanna hear that shit

[@anusaukko6792]

In 2026 when we get Shinjuku Showdown, Christian is gonna watch the entire hour long Gojo vs Sukuna fight then say some shit like ''Nah I mean I might have a little trouble, but I'd tank the domains then legsweep em both'' I swear

[@mr_0n10n5]

We finna tag Christian in to fight Sukuna 😂😂

[@anusaukko6792]

@@mr_0n10n5 Christian Kaisen 😭

[@danielbarnes1241]

He clears fraudkuna i fear

[@KingXSR]

we are definitely not getting shinjuku showdown in 2026 but i appreciate the hope!

[@anusaukko6792]

@@KingXSR I mean culling games late this year/middleish of next year, so shinjuku showdown late 2026 isn't out of the question. This is MAPPA we're talking about, they are NOT gonna wait 2 full years to release JJK.

[@elrefu92]

You should try get anime hater, fashion expert and fighting expert to hang out they seem really similar

[@the0skeptic]

now that you mention it... I'm starting to see the similarities

[@JohnDoe-wt2zz]

@@the0skeptic next he's gonna pull up for a video named "I asked a rEaL former president to react to Eren Yeager's leadership scenes"

[@bau9894]

but have you seen those three in the same room together? i might me onto something

[@kel6714]

@@bau9894nah you’re crazy

[@SnoobertLeGoobert]

​@@kel6714 Crazy? i was crazy once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats and rats make me crazy.

[@Xmusicana]

Christian got side hobbies now 😂

[@sixmonthgaze135]

Well without Recreyo…

[@whatdoiputhere8273]

recreyo ended aad

[@dazaifurina919-j4v]

@@whatdoiputhere8273it translated as having fun

[@EMan-xj5cz]

@@dazaifurina919-j4v”have fun”

[@Fightme4743]

@@dazaifurina919-j4v that’s depressing and funny at the same time

[@achmodinivswe9500]

My immediate thought when I saw the title was “it’s Crhistian, isn’t it?”

[@theradionicrevival8068]

he's their "Roger"

[@crazyf1r397]

He's literally on the thumbnail

[@achmodinivswe9500]

@@crazyf1r397 I did not look at the thumbnail

[@tamariskpunch0279]

@@crazyf1r397 no way

[@jusdiffer]

​@@achmodinivswe9500 how did you see the title but not the thumbnail

[@Pyro_Vortex]

Christian the type of dude that if he saw Sukuna right in front of him, he would still say "Nah, I'd Win"

[@SPYROS-01]

ANYONE IN THIS PLANET EVEN SAW SUKUNA IN ANOTHER COUNTRY CAUSING DESTRUCTION THEY WILL SIMPLY SUICIDE 😂

[@sebastiancastillo8049]

and then proceeds to get blended but not before the Christians leg sweep

[@epiccoolgamerpro5000]

👖🩸🩸👕

[@fireboltchamploo7620]

Christian vs Mr. "Left, Right, Goodnight" would be a fight I'd pay to see.

[@mrdottoast]

I wouldn’t yuji clears 😭😭🙏

[@shuaibkamedien2203]

​@@mrdottoastlike so hard bro😭

[@Swift_editz16]

​@@mrdottoast like not even close

[@gabinkers]

@@Swift_editz16 Always bet on Christian.

[@Swift_editz16]

@@gabinkers 🗿

[@cedarmay4245]

More Christian lore incoming

[@MyPeeisRedHelp]

Lmao Christian's gonna release a book called the bible

[@liltrashpanda174]

13:02 "I'm pluckin' that armpit hair out" is crazy 💀

[@Kirk-36Moshpit]

'Three blind mice' is a Grade-A violation - like you don't even need to box him at that point

[@mr_0n10n5]

Christian immediately understanding that the Mahoraga summon is a straight up crashout has me losing it 😂

[@burezu9190]

Can't wait to see Christian's cameo in the JJK manga to finally get rid of Sukuna

[@CamoEye]

yep bro is definitely getting enlisted to jjk

[@musicalmaniac2901]

Sukuna: Ah yes, my Anti Christian Technique, I haven't used this since the Heian era.

[@COMINGFORYOU-ov1tx]

@@musicalmaniac2901p l o t a r m o r

[@itzmehDevi]

Not Nanami being called a teacher after he specifically tells Yuji in one of the scenes to like NOT call him Sensei because he is not a teacher lmao

[@Arty77777]

bro saw malevolent kitchen and said he solos. ima never mess with this guy

[@IInferno]

Trying to eat with KZbin and Christian is COOKING with this one.

[@Jordan-cy3di]

"I alone am the honored one" -Christian

[@elfsatyr]

christian versus nanami was crazy 😭he's so real for all that honestly

[@TheAverageStuden-t]

Always bet on Christian

[@mahmouddagher5127]

You should put christian against baki characters

[@ArceusHater69]

That’s a gas idea, def wanting that one

[@Cheesethepapereater]

Man thats like tryna make a kid who didnt even hit puberty yet vs Conor McGregor 😭

[@JimmySlippit]

I have a feeling he would let Yujiro r*pe him lmfaoooo

[@leoultimaupgraded9914]

@@CheesethepapereaterWho is Yujiro in this analogy? Actually, don’t answer that- Yujiro will always be himself in any analogy

[@souzouookami3059]

"Nah, I'd win"

[@mahmouddagher5127]

If its a battle if ego's Christian is taking this

[@theinquirer2317]

6:26 feel good inc ah laugh😂

[@LuxZoltan]

Lmao

[@pisswizard287]

Damn, now I can hear it

[@gustavosauro1882]

Feel good

[@sophbro45]

bruh. TOO ACCURATE.

[@RyanGFC]

yooo this comment is hilarious 😂

[@LuxZoltan]

1:22 Bro was locked in 💀 im dying

[@jayswrld4926]

this mf a former everything

[@3RDIMPACT]

When you’re bored you just do random shit lmao

[@Crazysouls-liker]

@@3RDIMPACTErmm actually mahoraga isn’t a curse he’s a shinigami that is apart of megumis ten shadows technique 👆🤓

[@Chris-su4mj]

13:57 nah my man Christian is a Nanami simp now 💀

[@justchilling9599]

17:25 to correct u here bro, Mahoraga is a shikigami and so are all megumi's shadow summons

[@hish33p32]

That bothered me as well

[@coolsquiddy1083]

i think he was just simplifying that for Christian's sake, since he hasn't seen the anime

[@estreladefogo1032]

Shikigamis can be anything bro

[@justchilling9599]

@estreladefogo1032 *anything Watch how u use that word his whole existence is to exterminate curses and adapt to any CT if it was a curse then it would have been labelled as special grade like Kenjaku's Curses

[@estreladefogo1032]

@@justchilling9599 thank you foi pointing my bad inglish, but the shikigami in te japan folclore CAN BE almost anything

[@twilabutterfly8254]

Nah, "He look like he milking a cow." is crazy. Poor Yuji, Even his stance can not catch a break right now.😂😅

[@Fibless]

11:36 DID BRO JUST SAY GUAN YU FROM DYNASTY WARRIORS, bro Christian gets it

[@Shadowartimations]

6:23 “Three blind mice” got me rolling LMAO

[@PlutoIsntReal_]

"Im gonna show Shibuya a real incident" is fuckin WILD

[@labthegamer2721]

3 blind mice💀

[@Kero-zc5tc]

Had me dying

[@lamedrawings]

Finally, we're getting closer to the Christian Vs Hawks video

[@Personium]

Dude finally, it’s the idea from the MHA video where Christian wanted to beat up hawks!

[@sophbro45]

now we just need all the technical terms he threw out in this video with MHA - i need to know is how he’d kick Hawks ass.

[@placeholder_384]

@@sophbro45he’d get killed by one of hawks’ feathers

[@Bigblackguynumber9]

​@@placeholder_384 r/woosh

[@danielbarnes1241]

​@@placeholder_384he would simply dodge

[@ologames1185]

Man says "I found someone" like 90% of his vids aren't with Christian

[@docgoid]

Christian canonically solos the JJK verse, he’s stronger than all of them combined

[@harrycalara544]

Christian is "nah i'd win" taken to its most logical extreme.

[@seoulsociety420]

Strongest sorcerer in history... Versus... Christian

[@3RDIMPACT]

Christian solos

[@Mustachemenece]

Christian: That serrated elbow might be a problem in the cinch Curt: But would you lose? Christian: Nah, I'd win

[@_alarmclock]

coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb (christian is the hydrogen bomb)

[@jeppykun05]

9:30 she got the filipino broom (walis ting-ting) i cannot unsee it 😭😭

[@CoralVee]

Christian the type of guy to see godzilla rampage through nyc and say "nah i'd win"

[@missbellaiza]

13:46 Christian’s instant damn are hilarious I love it 😂

[@ShannellHalliwell]

Of course Christian knows how to fight. Explains why he talks so spicy 🤣🤣

[@Porpolhot]

"This gonna be a great fight" Literally one of the shortest match ever

[@mist8879]

absolute banger of a vid

[@Yupper277]

MORE OF THIS PLEASE! That was so fun to watch lol

[@Black_Scythe-o4w]

The city getting destroyed Christian:"Nah, I'd win.

[@recep36]

17:29 - Who's the bad guy here? - Yes I can'tt 😂😂😂

[@TheAmazingAesoup]

I hope Christian keeps revealing new talents as more videos come out

[@jaredfischer8883]

Dude, make another one of these. It got way more views than any of the fashion tier lists could ever dream of getting.

[@_dudeman]

Mahoraga isn’t a curse, it’s a shinigami with the ability to adapt any natural and unnatural phenomenon

[@highsourjamapple9141]

That's what mahoraga is? I thought mf was an curse all along 💀😭

[@shuaibkamedien2203]

​@@highsourjamapple9141nah.

[@Swift_editz16]

​@@highsourjamapple9141 LOL people always mistake him for one.

[@Greenteaplaysgames]

*Choso 5 secs into the fight: piercing blood* *Christain : arm split in half* *full power yuji vs Christain* *Yuji: BLACK FLASH, BLACK FLASH, BLACK FLASH, BLACK FLASH, BLACK FLASH, BLACK FLASH, BLACK FLASH, BLACK FLASH,*

[@Wermfare]

I was surprised christian actually had good things to say and knew what he was doing

[@plaecholder]

This is the best video ive seen from y'all. Great concept.

[@Shammywammy1234]

3 blind mice got my dead💀

[@limitlesschaind188]

Curt: shows fighters that can level entire cities, catch bullets with their bare hands, punch people out of a store and across the street and literally can't be touched Christian: nah, I'd win

[@Nightmare_NPC]

“Fate Series” fits would be cool

[@telstartelstar]

I like how you're making an anime protag react to anime all the time like it isn't retraumatizing him

[@fake_robin9045]

You shoulda shown him the clip of yuji throwing a car

[@rodrigop2198]

Bro was unfazed at Malevolent Shrine tho😭

[@czms922]

Christian would probably have a doctors degree at this point

[@Annihilation_Studios]

6:26 "FEEL GOOD" *sick ass bass*

[@pewpewpew_4206]

Doing a video like this without showing Yuji and Nanami vs Mahito is absolutely criminal 😭

[@millasboo]

Wait he got hands!? OF COURSE THE MOST CHAOTIC ONE OF THEM STORY WHATIFS CAN FIGHT!!0:08

[@sikox209]

This video was hilarious😂 bro was funny asf

[@vicm7169]

I feel like Christian's roast game factors into his W's

[@quxnjay]

"Oh he's crashing out." Bro any any minor inconvenience and Megumi immediately starts crashing out lmfao

[@AussieHavanna]

Yes plz! You already know we gotta see Mahito

[@LiteralGrammarPolice]

“Three blind mice” NOOOOOOO WAYYYYYYYYY

[@zacharyfewins8087]

What I really need, is for Curt to brief himself on how things in JJK work. Every time he talked about anybody having 'no powers' or the shikigami being curses I emotionally face palmed. Good video though.

[@solidturtle6910]

this deserve a million views bruh too funny

[@Arbitar28]

christain solos Nobora, haruka, and witch girl. The rest cook him so hard. pt 2?

[@monkeybara]

Dumb

[@m.c.darwin1897]

Not telling Christian Mahoraga’s title of Op stoppa is a crime

[@LacksoonXD]

My boy tought he could solo the most diabolical anime 💀 bro thinks he can win againts a guy who can critical hit someone and send them to lord in an instant😭😭 haruta survived the first blow with his luck but he aint lucky enough to go to heaven. Bro saw lord 3 times 🗣🗣🔥🔥

[@sarahthomson878]

Can't believe you didn't show Yuji and Nanami vs Mahito from S1. I was expecting it cause i wanted to see Christian's reaction to that beat down.

[@lolfoxmaster4870]

Christian is the mf who answers to the "Watchu doing in this situation?" memes.

[@lukelblitz3627]

Something that I think is underrated on the nanami "fight" That twink has the power to store luck to get "miracles" when he needs then to live,and we see the miracles in his eyes. When nanami slammed him into the glass,he lost two markings That punch killed the man TWICE

[@hazemimam6826]

No the punch killed him once the slam of the wall dir another

[@MysticMylesZ]

The Christian backstory grows

[@prime1691]

-this guy is goated "no he is gojo" that was a good ass line

[@jaydenmcglothin5111]

12:22 AND HER NAME IS MAKI ZENIN-

[@animeodin4755]

*John Cena intro intensifies*

[@mechasaber1]

"Dappin Up his sword" is the last thing i needed to hear that made me laugh

[@crazyscarecrow8136]

Damn, crazy how Christian solos the verse

[@-israr4042]

never thought i would get frugal aesthetic lore in a anime video

[@shrimpymcswimmington728]

13:00 it’s even funnier if you know her speed and strength feats in the manga

[@kiyotaka2336]

Close to Toji but Toji better because he has more biq and exp

[@shrimpymcswimmington728]

@@kiyotaka2336 idk if you’re right or not, but I’ll agree because of the Berserk pfp

[@thequietestlilbucket8402]

This was such a fun video, you love to see it Also there is a fight that will probably be next season that I really hope goes as crazy as these ones, and Christian explains why he'd win there

[@mrdottoast]

The fact y’all ain’t show him mahito vs yuji

[@xeo_oo]

incredibly funny and entertaining vid, commenting so the algorithm pushes it to more people

[@matusantander7042]

Christian the og delulu

[@winstonchurchill1874-h1o]

The fact he sees that toji move at mach 2 and still says that he would beat him is wild

[@Antonio17873]

Nah with the new chapters in JJK Yuji definitely top 3 right now also fun fact Yuji isn't just a brawler he also does Taido Martial Arts so Christian is getting those Backshots 😂

[@Adroof]

17:34 "whos the bad guy here?" "Yes"

[@UberEatsAmir_Official]

This guy is not winning against any one of these guys lmao

[@coldfield138]

FR

[@Yigit_Efe_Dalyan]

it would be so funny that christian learned choso can use his blood whenever he wants

[@JoStillStanding]

5:59 No, he loved his son, he killed himself because he knew that if he didn’t he would kill him and didn’t want megumj dead

[@dilqnbankov]

The most devious laught in existence 17:42

[@zacharypayton6404]

that was lowkey fire new to your channel

[@tiagofrancisco6955]

Christian really said "Nah I'd win" against everyone

[@thisismyaltlol]

christian being shocked as he gets split into half right when he meets sukuna

[@pinetreesquad2375]

Chris- you dont look so tuff Megumi- With this treasure i summon

[@XariaSilver-zn1bc]

Everyone gangsta until the black sparks begin to fly.

[@asian_dude0]

magumin sees christian : WITH THIS TREASURE I SUM-