[Former WR] DARK DECEPTION Levels 1-8 S-RANK (NO DEATHS!) SPEEDRUN IN

Timestamps:
0:00 - Monkey Business
2:55 - Elementary Evil
8:21 - Deadly Decadence
15:53 - Stranger Sewers
26:12 - Crazy Carnevil
42:09 - Torment Therapy
58:49 - Mascot Mayhem
1:22:30 - Bearly Buried
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My Powers:
Speedboost 6
Teleport 6
Telepathy 2
Primal Fear 4
Telekinesis 6
Vanish 2

[@nitroplasma788]

*agresivly waits for doug to stop arguin with his wife*

[@ArthurNA844]

Malak: THERES NO ESCAPE FOR YO- Human: *Already escaped* Malak: YOU DONT EVEN LET ME FINISH MY SENTENCE?

[@ZeeRAZM]

THERES N- "escapes"

[@ArthurNA844]

@@ZeeRAZM manual labor

[@Fany792]

Malas: “Am I a joke to you?”

[@ArthurNA844]

@@Fany792 who is malas ;-;

[@rng_retrofam9061]

*sigh* do you don't know the human name is mortal

[@_maksy]

Imagine being a simple monster that your only task is "kill the mortal",at the beggining,it sound pretty easy,UNTILL A GOD DAMN GOD OF VELOCITY APPEARS AND GRAB ALL THE SHARDS IN HIS DIRECTION AND YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO EVEN TOUCH HIS CLOTHES

[@earthx5995]

But if the monster in every level will do something at the center they objective is not just killing mortal but do something that mortal unthinkable and let mortal collect the soul shard and some of monster will hunt you like normal Let them do it and do your task or hinder them to not make that thing it your choice If all monster success to build that thing that will be obstacle in the end Monster in 1 one level will do 1 part of that thing there 10 level in ballroom 10 level = 10 part if that thing have all of ten part the secret boss will awake

[@_maksy]

@@earthx5995 k

[@rng_retrofam9061]

Yea that would be cool annnnnd it's a glitch ( jk (͡°͜ʖ͡°))

[@Unknown-hq4cp]

Basically every Maze Escape match as a monster in Monsters & Mortals.

[@leonides1527]

Killer monkey: hello, malak? Yeah I'd like to resign.... Yeah no man I'm not gonna be able to- *world gets destroyed due to no shards*

[@ColaPenBandit]

at 1:48:42 when i first saw this i genuinely started laughing due to how much it actually catched me off guard

[@rng_retrofam9061]

Yea buuuuuuuuuuuuut I'm not laughing yea but I'll give you a gift 🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁

[@jdninja1196]

Retro: beats the gold watchers extremely fast and s ranks. Me: spends 2 hours trying to beat it and with 25 deaths and no secrets

[@thatanimegirlwiththecape4807]

Im pretty sure that the first time he played deadly decadence he died just as many times

[@rng_retrofam9061]

Um YOU DIED 25 TIMES that a unlucky day

[@solitude2642]

Yeah bro hard work is key

[@AndreasSADFACE]

I died 101 times... You are a master 😭

[@icedrag0n241]

Im 90% sure retro is a machine built specifically to be good at dark deception. Do you even require oxygen or do you survive purely off the tears of malak as his minions fail to catch you for the thousandth time

[@nitroplasma788]

Lmao

[@chibiusa2018]

I laughed my ass off at this

[@awzv]

ngk brodie not human😹

[@user-ul8ud2zz2l]

Retro doesn't care if malak cries he has no remorse like the redemption doom dragon.

[@Clementine627]

Malak: THERES NO ESCAPE- SpeedRunner: *already escaped* Malak: I never finished my sentence.. he’ll see me again. SpeedRunner: *finds all the secrets* Bierce: you found all the secrets.

[@HardcoreChel83]

True

[@subjectx169]

4:25 When he collects half of the 156 shards in zone 2 Agatha: ready or not, her I come

[@mastermusicverse1079]

Hehe boi 😏😏

[@leonides1527]

Also Agatha: YOU'RE CHEATING!!!

[@bluesona6636]

Malik:There no escape for y- Rng: later bi----h Malik: damn it all

[@byuul]

Even with abilities, your speed is so outstanding. I've never seen anyone play so quick without dying at all before! You're impressive. :)

[@user-tw6wt3nh4v]

And why is it that when I collect all 4 secrets at this level, I show that I have collected 3 out of 4?

[@Glenn1944]

@@user-tw6wt3nh4vwhich level

[@Leroniscool]

Malak:There is no escap for y. RNG:enter the portal Malak:I hate this life

[@blitz_786]

Now that's some serious dedication! 🔥 Hats off dude! 👏🙏

[@conniep6959]

1:33:22 damn that was loud

[@RoclerBeats]

Makes me think that Mama bear created the tunnels using her babies as dynamite

[@clmtG]

what we learned from this: telekenisis is over powered

[@Plaugonic]

*THERE'S NO ESCAPE FOR Y-* shit

[@JordanThe1ne]

it's weird you'd imagine acquiring S rank would have you avoid using the enemy reveal and stunned crystals, but I digress. Fantastic job with the speedrun, it's evident chapter 5 ain't posing a threat to you haha

[@user-gu1rs1pw7u]

53:50 Hey!!! Wait for me!!!!😂😂😂

[@rng_retrofam9061]

Yea at 53:50 rng might need to walk run or teleport

[@SOMEBODYISWAITINGFORU]

Omg the Speed is outstanding and no deaths?! jesus this man has some REAL dedication!

[@anodody3960]

keep up the good work my man, love to see it.

[@Jordan-yt3fg]

Cool 💜. Now Speedrun the chapters from scratch 💀

[@BlazingBananaYT]

Bro today I beat EE , DD , SS full S but I had a glitch so it gave me a rank and it was on normal mode btw

[@Jordan-yt3fg]

@@BlazingBananaYT I have to learn from you 😂

[@BlazingBananaYT]

@@Jordan-yt3fg sure man what levels do you need tips for

[@Jordan-yt3fg]

@@BlazingBananaYT probably just bearly really. Joy joy I can exploit so much

[@BlazingBananaYT]

@@Jordan-yt3fg 1 : when you enter zone 2 go straight And once you see a trigger teddie turn the corner vanish then keep running down the tunnel and use your primal fear and u should see the ring piece in front of you 2 : Upgrade the following powers Speed Boost Telekinesis Primal Fear Vanish Before enter mascot mayhem Sorry BB is the hardest for me to explain

[@Szajgicism]

I wish I could be good as you because speedruning DD is really fun from what I see

[@earthx5995]

Sad Fact : I do Torment Therapy S rank and I not get a achievement

[@imunstoppablehahahaha9645]

All the monsters: it’s time.

[@reD_Lv10]

Let’s just appreciate how much time he need and how hard he practised just to entertain us. Btw great job!

[@KaiyaKugisaki143]

Malak:THOSE ARE MY POWERS!!!!! Doug:🤨🙄😒 No One Cares Malak

[@frostedflies]

Really love how you cheesed killjoy, this run is so fun!

[@TacoLogan08]

I can't wait to see you try to Speedrun the chapter 5 levels, they're gonna be insane!

[@seabirdflutter]

i saw the upload date on the video and thought to myself "i was hoping for a speedrun that would do bearly buried" and then realized that chapter 4 was actually 2 years ago. crazy. you're insanely skilled though, this was a fantastic listen for my schoolwork!!

[@subjectx169]

This is how long it takes for me to beat zone 1 in bearly buried

[@nanaurbus.]

DAMN THIS IS CRAZY I LIKE IT

[@luannitta]

AMAZING!! SOOOO PERFECT!!!!

[@sassygangster9168]

17:41 Human: U wanna get me? Ducko: Naw lets wait until the elevator ends

[@duclaanh]

you are best dark deception speed run

[@user-vf2ps2yt5u]

Sランクでクリアできてるのすごい！ （It's amazing that you can clear it with S rank!）

[@SirFiftyFive]

Absolute menace

[@stevie1599]

Hello retro don’t know if you’ll see this but I was curious about which level you thought was the hardest to not die on and find the secrets. Love your videos and keep up the good work!

[@RNGRetr0]

I think it was either Bearly Buried or Torment Therapy

[@mr_poopyheadpro2806]

damn bro, i remember playing this game around 2013, it was a demo back then.

[@user-iq1zy1qe5r]

oh that is fantastic!!!

[@SniperTheSnowlander]

All other levels: oh just ok Stranger sewers: WHAT IS HAPPENI-

[@piclebread7360]

you are the dark deception god

[@LilacKitten13]

Jeez when I saw u play I was like ur a god. HOW DID U FINISH THIS IN TWO MINUTES?!?!?!?

[@trash52lmao]

legend

[@asgrid9938]

Boss: I kill you! Bwhaaa hah hah! Him: Yea, what you say *Gets outta there in 0.1 seconds.

[@lythanhtam7631]

Nice bro

[@Vincent17182]

Respekt 👌🏻👍

[@ArashI31]

gg bro

[@nickdotson6756]

1:33:22 Imagine getting every Trigger Teddy chasing after you. Then use the stun ability and boom! A loud and satisfying explosion.

[@basmahmo4173]

Wow You’re So Good

[@khall]

great, now hack glowstick entertainment and speedrun chapter 5

[@user-kc1lp9ib8x]

Impressive!

[@jamesnewman1701]

wow you are really good at this game and fast! How long did it take you to do it?

[@AsianDudeAiyden]

It took me 2 weeks to beat it Retro: *im about to ruin this man’s whole career*

[@udittulalit9046]

Dark deception Name chapter : Monkey bussines Shards : 389 Place : hotel Name : monkey genderless Gender : genderless Boss : chef's monkey Ability : faster than murder monkey Trap : banana Name chapter : elementary evil Shards : 283 Place : shcool Name : agatha Gender : female Ability : teleportation Boss : agatha frenzy Ability make a portal fake and teleportation Trap : fake portal Name chapter : deadly decadence Shards : 354 Place : golden house Name : gold watcher Gender : male Ability : when you not looking the gold statue the statue will move Boss : gold watcher titan Ability : throw an axes Trap : tall spikes/anchor Name chapter : stanger sewers Shards : 310 Place : sewers Name : dread ducky Gender : genderless Ability : stan attack Boss doom ducky Ability : throw ducks and summoning Trap : short spikes Name chapter: Crazy carnevil Shards : 280 Place : circus Name : clown gremlin Gender : male Ability : multiply themselves Boss : goliath clown Ability : punding the ground and summoning clown Trap : uknown Name chapter : torment therapy Shards : 679 Place : hospital Name : reaper nurse Gender : female Ability : invisible Boss : matron Ability : destroy ambulance with the two buzzaws Name chapter : mascot mayhem Shards : 501 Name : lucky the rabbit Gender : male Ability : throw an boms Name : penny the chicken Gender : female Ability : drop stun eggs in the sky random Name : hangry the pig Gender : male Ability : burst out of at wall random Boss : joy kill Ability : shoot laser - lucky beam from eye or 6 eye - penny will also throw eggd to stun - jump from platfrom to another Trap : uknown Name chapter : bearly buried Shards : 630 Name : trigger bear Gender : male Ability : getting stuuned by primal fear wil cause them ti self-destruct Name : mama bear Gender : female Ability : turn into invisble/spiked ball during her boss battle Boss : Mega Mama Ability : turn into invisble/spiked ball And capable of doing many thing to kill him Trap : uknown End dark deception Edit : ty for read😇

[@ThatChick_NextDoor]

Thank you for this!

[@udittulalit9046]

❤

[@DX-222]

In monkey business are 289 soul shards not 389

[@Maleeksalt]

The trap for bearly buried is the fake ring pieces. And it’s murder monkeys. and in Monkey business there is no banana peel, also it’s 289 shards in monkey business

[@cameronwiley9412]

"ThErEs No EsCaPe..." "You Escaped!"

[@HydraticJaz]

LMFAO

[@HotdogBro12]

This man really turn his hell into Dream training place

[@NeetuSharma-ek4dz]

Malak: THOSE ARE MY POWERS Him:Uses a power at that time when he said that

[@aungkhine2877]

This guy beat monkey business in 2 mins

[@leonides1527]

Retro and Angelo are what keeps malak up at night

[@Trid3nt861]

Doug: "Let me just rush this to meet SR quota" Malak: "Ah there you are Mort........ wait where is he?" Doug: "lets see, im reaching for the 8th stage" Also Malak: "HOW DID HE REACH THE 8TH CHAPTER!?? Its only been 3 minutes into my opening dialogue!!!!!"

[@jamjam29youtube87]

Telekinesis is so op for speedruns ✨✨✨

[@tne1441]

Nice

[@user-ir4yj2rg2z]

Go hard)

[@kimkilseob]

1:53:22 CHAPTER 8 BEARLY BURIED COMPLETED! AND MISSION ALL OVER! :)

[@DaTrueMatey7180]

Chapter 4

[@julyjoseph1543]

Death voice lines that I made up: Monkey business: monkeys love bananas, it explains why their chasing You so much Elementary evil: maybe you should go back to school and learn how not to die. Deadly decadence: even a large piece of concrete can avoid those traps! Stranger sewers: duck, duck, dead! *sinister laughter* Crazy carnival: you'll look like a clown if this repeats! Torment therapy: maybe ask her for an icepack. Mascot mayhem: probably not feeling lucky after that. Bearly buried: those aren't cute or cuddly. (My name) mannequin massacre: your just like them... headless

[@busbusjoinedthechat]

Malak:you cant speed bo... Speedrunner:*uses teleport*

[@gibran.kaid.pro.player9494]

What a god

[@AvenYuh]

This guy is illegally good.

[@Justinpl]

Retro jesteś koks w dd i M&M

[@Mysxself]

Bro is faster than doing my homework

[@trevorr6713]

ok I am shocked that you did that SOOOOOO FAST LIKE WHAT????????

[@lavnsma]

My favorite monster is duckie. It's cute when duckies dance

[@crazyman4367]

How many hours do you have in this game?

[@stevesamuals2651]

The chapter one boss does exist, right?

[@klaud679]

Dunno but joy kill comes back just as much as willam afton

[@bruh4138]

Not even sonic can beat chapter one as fast as this guy did

[@bloquead3995]

nananana epic

[@A__RakasyaelHizkiaKolondam]

Malak : are you sure you want to go that way this man : yeeeessss Malak : Bad choice mortal this man : yeeesssssssss\

[@leonides1527]

Malak: what the fuck is with this mortal?... Bierce: I am loving this mortal~

[@imunstoppablehahahaha9645]

5:06 this is fine *agatha blocks the door*

[@HydraticJaz]

"You ruined my mouth!" "Look what you did to my face!" Retro: okay but who the hell asked?

[@Gabrielhwalentynowicz]

I must subsribe

[@TravistheGREAT03]

Could you explain some of what I assume is ai/position manipulation? For example at the end of area 2 of chapter 3?

[@user-ul8ud2zz2l]

Monsters: your gonna die. Retro who got all the shards and is already at the ring altar: Omae wa my shindeiru

[@_Hun1er_]

I wonder if this will be counted as a legit playthrough to unlock the true ending once chapter 5 releases because we get to play with ring upgrades and abilities in early levels we didnt had the first time we entered them :)

[@akeqingmain]

54:17 - 54:26 nahh that nurse came back and then flew away damn

[@laneasilos4012]

NAWHHH I, MET A LEGEND GUYS!!!!

[@Hamdkhan79]

How did u complete so fast like is new game + or something with perks cause i watching this gameplay after long time

[@The-Undead]

Even when the damn title of the video said he wasn't going to die, he still got so close to them and made me think he was 💀

[@undefind3426]

I wonder how many runs were ended by BB alone

[@MaicoMoon]

Was expecting to see a S Rank on all missions from a fresh start. With all the OP powers, especially Telekinesis, it seems like a pyrrhic victory claiming a World Record on this game.

[@auggiemain]

Cry about it

[@MaicoMoon]

@@auggiemain You're the only one crying here, kid. Get some better lines and a brain.

[@auggiemain]

@@MaicoMoon "Get some better lines and a brain" get some bitches

[@rng_retrofam9061]

Huh HUHHH HHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH I AM CONFUSE AND MAD YEA MAD

[@rng_retrofam9061]

August just ••••••••• ok I'm not even gonna talk to you guys any more

[@Theghost_ofsplatfest]

Wow that was so close reaper nurse almost kill you

[@MsYukizomesorangejuice]

Anyone noitce the mute error at 15:46?

[@NeetuSharma-ek4dz]

BRO DID A 360 WHEN JUMPING IN THE HOLE

[@GaleVisine]

I trust this guy with my life

[@marudota]

gigachad speedrun

[@SuperFUNNYKILLER]

Freaking magnets ! How do they work ?!

[@YinYin-ek8dm]

😮😮😮

[@TheNightmaretteDemonSlayerB2K]

12:21 12:22 12:23 12:24 12:25 15:40 15:41 15:42 15:43 13:41 13:42 13:43 13:44 13:45 13:46 13:47 13:48 13:49 13:50

[@ultimatexsamurai3026]

I know your fear... Where did he go? Finish all of them already!? Ok what your wish Wait he's replaying the nightmares!?

[@blizzardstarizcooligess]

how do you turn on speed run timer

[@NotRTDEVILYTOfficial]

The school and the pirates are new for the end parts

[@goldprine]

Fun fact: this video is 6742 seconds long

[@goldprine]

Speedrun I meant

[@kibikilife.8622]

The nurses must have been confused how did he know which way to the test room and why would he went in willingly 😂