A corporate CEO hoarding all the clean water and feuding with a literal child and moles is the quintessential fallout npc
@TheKa89Ай бұрын
This is beautifully canon. You could drop the pc into the NCR senate and nothing would be amiss.
@davidworley253818 күн бұрын
That's just Nestle
@niksin9941Ай бұрын
Missed the opportunity to have codsworth as your assistant who constantly gives you water AND can wear a stylish hat while doing so
@Perthro77Ай бұрын
I mean he is your metalized butler so that is his job
@RainersherwoodАй бұрын
And he’ll call you WHATEVER YOU WANT. I’m fuckface and he greets me as such.
@boristhedonkАй бұрын
@@Rainersherwoodhe has 1300 pre-programmed names he can call you, outside of that he won’t
@RainersherwoodАй бұрын
@@boristhedonk fuck face is one of them 😂
@IndicantАй бұрын
@@RainersherwoodAHH MR FUCKFACE, GOOD TO SEE YOU! Totally didn't do the same thing....
@Graf-Fischgen-von-FischgesichtАй бұрын
Blud doing the Nestle run
@DJ-TekkuneonАй бұрын
"blud" comments just ain't funny
@B-LoccАй бұрын
@@DJ-Tekkuneon Blud doesn't think it's funny
@DJ-TekkuneonАй бұрын
@@B-Locc say chud instead, it's much funnier
@The_main_Character.Ай бұрын
@@DJ-Tekkuneonblue found it unhumorous
@adriancastro6358Ай бұрын
Blud got that expanded vocabulary
@brianholt368Ай бұрын
Upgrade the junk jet to flaming and use skulls as ammo. It is hilarious to shoot enemies with flaming skulls.
@ApolloTheDergАй бұрын
Bad to the bone riff mod needed
@robertaylor9218Ай бұрын
This is the first good use of the junk jet I’ve ever heard. Of course, those skulls are probably more useful being processed into cutting oil.
@quirkychap20 күн бұрын
GodDAMN that is a badass idea. I can't believe I hadn't thought of that before.
@DaHawg17 күн бұрын
Ghost Rider build?
@Mr.Puzzles-wo8rp6 күн бұрын
@@DaHawghang the skulls on the sanctuary walls
@Electus2023Ай бұрын
If I ever go missing under mysterious circumstances then I probably didn't get the life insurance
@No_Context_ThoughtsАй бұрын
Or you contracted for boeing related to some water system.
@The_Time_ChangeАй бұрын
Get water insurance. 🎉
@porkflaps4717Ай бұрын
You could always hit 'em with the ol' double fake razzle dazzle and stage your own disappearance under mysterious circumstances to cover your tracks!
@idkatthispoint265Ай бұрын
yo dude id like to make you a proper logo for this company just for the funny do you have a discord or something?
@myoptik3x103Ай бұрын
No, but the moles took out a nice big policy.
@captainmorgan2307Ай бұрын
Money is so weird in this game. You would think it's rare to find, like in real life, but nope, it's lying around everywhere. If half these merchants just opened a few filing cabinets, they could make a day's profit in a few minutes.
@h.w.4482Ай бұрын
and if they had a pip boy and killed a couple rad roaches, they could somehow magically increase the number of bottle caps they find in that filing cabinet and continue to find more about every 24 hours
@TheDoctorOfPainAndWeebzАй бұрын
@@h.w.4482 You know when you lose your keys, and it turns out your holding them? That's how inventories work.
@BoddahOnHeroinАй бұрын
@@TheDoctorOfPainAndWeebz is a fucking genius
@zephyrprime8Ай бұрын
To be fair, most of those places are full of raiders with way too much free time and bullets.
@VoloraiАй бұрын
This is why caps are so stupid in any other context but like a Mad Max style of post-apoc, and why Fallout 2 abandoned them for an actual currency lol
@RealHumanPersonOnEarthАй бұрын
Next video idea "I sacrificed my morals to start a militaristic tomato empire"
@plasmabasherАй бұрын
Complete with him capturing every farming settlement that produces Tatos, effectively gaining a monopoly over them
@bypy35naАй бұрын
@@plasmabasheronly diamond city can compete... their own plantations must be invaded, minutemen aint saving diamond city now THEY INVADING IT
@richard6196Ай бұрын
I seem to remember that tomatoes are disgusting
@Perthro77Ай бұрын
He should also start a soup kingdom/camp, and have a lot of beautiful women work there... He could even call it Belle Camp... Nahh it wouldnt work i reckon🌚
@0-B1Ай бұрын
@@richard6196But addictive as it's half tomato half tobacco
@vassagonorthernoverlord5262Ай бұрын
So... you just founded the east coast branch of the water merchants
@welkingunther5417Ай бұрын
I was just thinking that
@ThatLegoGuy-10140Ай бұрын
Currently on my first Fallout 4 play through. I did the quest from Preston to save Hangman’s alley. Part of it was installing a radio beacon, and now over 20 people live there, it is now my center of trade, a ghoul has power armor for defending the settlement, and I have basically invented a communist version of Manhattan.
@GasPipeTonyАй бұрын
OUR centre of trade
@Ghostgate611Ай бұрын
OUR first play through
@doctorgrubious7725Ай бұрын
Turn off the beacon if you don’t want that many people and you can just talk to the ghoul to get him out of the armor
@pamelagriffith5162Ай бұрын
OUR sexy male ghoul guard in power armor
@Mick-mi7zgАй бұрын
@@doctorgrubious7725in your first playthru, things like that are just happy mistakes lol
@seanshaughnessy4330Ай бұрын
Hour long video about fallout from a channel I’ve never heard of🤤🤤🤤
@CC-os6dfАй бұрын
Always a hidden gem to be found
@Max-rn3ebАй бұрын
GN .
@SirWeiWei99Ай бұрын
Hell yeah mate
@geoffupton11 күн бұрын
@@CC-os6dfdamn right!
@icanhasutoobzАй бұрын
I once used the mobile workshops mod to set up a workshop inside Diamond City, and proceeded to set up a competing water company using the same pool Sheng pumps from. I put in as many industrial water pumps as I could fit, as well as some of the lettered signs, the big ones with arrows, with anti-Sheng oriented advertising, like talking about how traces of human remains had been found in Sheng's water.
@justin2308Ай бұрын
Damn, you DESTROYED that kid.
@YamsOnToastАй бұрын
That’s so funny lmao. Especially bc you’re drawing from the same source, so either yours is tainted too, he’s adding 💩, or his filters just suck lol
@_aWiseMan12 күн бұрын
The best part about that is you were drawing from the same water 😂
@PaleGhost69Ай бұрын
I made a water merchant who had a pack sentry bot named Tank who held 500 purified water. I would walk to diamond city and good neighbor to sell. Had settlements at every source of water, producing thousands of bottles an hour. My only limit was survival mode.
@jakeforgey5378Ай бұрын
Similar but also running Jet as a side hustle... EVERY settlement had a Jet Farm running... It was funny as hell
@tumblruser8820Ай бұрын
“Where can a guy like me find some oil?” Have you checked Diddy’s house
@FylaxYTАй бұрын
gah dayum
@danolantern6030Ай бұрын
Would take too much time, you have to wait for the baby oil to grow first
@BrokentwobuttonАй бұрын
DBL dayam
@notusingmyname2634Ай бұрын
someones gonna make a quest mod of that
@GhoneybeАй бұрын
Water. Water never changes
@adriancastro6358Ай бұрын
In the future, waters will be fought over war
@GhoneybeАй бұрын
@@adriancastro6358yeah I can see that
@BushcraftStuffАй бұрын
You’re gonna knock ‘em dead at the purification center tonight
@GhoneybeАй бұрын
@@BushcraftStuffayyeeee
@augerz4185Ай бұрын
Wa(te)r never changes
@citizen-7xl5Ай бұрын
Legit how I do every fallout 4 play through, start making water production and skip days. Use the collected water to buy more resources to making more water production and skip days. After a few goes around at this your looking at pretty much being able to empty stores of everything and never run out of anything.
@michaelwhalen9084Ай бұрын
0:21 “how can i violently demolish the ecosystem around me in order to generate the maximum amount of wealth?” might be slightly more accurate 🥰🥰
@wesss9353Ай бұрын
A normal day at nestle
@sevs9550Ай бұрын
what ecosystem place is cooked
@wesss9353Ай бұрын
@@sevs9550 look what Nestlé did to Africa... So Africa Biome
@LEFISHY2Ай бұрын
That’s what vault tec said in 2077!!
@dangerdoo9193Ай бұрын
This is the same thing I've been doing
@Nick-zp3ubАй бұрын
Even with just 3 purifiers at sanctuary you can get over 100 bottles of purified water whenever you return there. I store mine in a milk vending machine and when I have over 300 I use them to buy fusion cores and power armor frames from Kleo in Goodneighbor and Teagan on the Prydwen
@EmporerAaronАй бұрын
I store them in a wooden box with all the spare crops the settlers grow. Never really spent any amount of caps in the game as the crops and purified water covers it all.
@Flat_Earth_SophiaАй бұрын
Doesn't everyone do this? Every week I get like 10,000 bottles. ...
@dumbidiot1119Ай бұрын
I get ~750 per reset so I just store them in a steamer trunk and sell them all and buy out carla's stock
@morganfreeman5260Ай бұрын
never understood the point. What are you all doing with all the water? why do you even need caps ? to build more water purifiers and wait around to collect more water?
@Nick-zp3ubАй бұрын
@@morganfreeman5260 To buy the best weapons and power armor frames
@someallayАй бұрын
"Now that my wife is dead I can start my water purification company" 💀
@Carlos-ov1hgАй бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@FuturegayguyАй бұрын
Don’t forget about how his son was kidnapped
@Theneonguy78929 күн бұрын
Can't spell someallay without the L. Woke allay
@someallay29 күн бұрын
@@Theneonguy789 Is this an attempt at a joke or a cry for help
@Theneonguy78929 күн бұрын
@@someallay it's a warning
@theworldsgreatestjidiot9667Ай бұрын
Alternate title "Can you beat the entire plot of fallout 3 in fallout 4?"
@Pancakes26Ай бұрын
I've been playing this game for over 8 years, and I'm just now realizing you can get purified water cans from settlements if you build a purifier...THIS WHOLE TIME I THOUGHT IT ONLY HELPED WITH THE SETTLEMENTS WATER LEVELS AAHHHHHH
@hammertime918317 күн бұрын
You can also build food and excesse is collected too. Then there's the junk collection spots you can build.... If you plant corn, tato, and muti fruits you get free adhesive.
@Boldcheesecake1029Ай бұрын
Water White He purifies He sells clear And he is the danger
@cheekibreeki90410 күн бұрын
He is the one who knocks on cars to see if they would explode.
@IARESMART8Ай бұрын
Giving Nate a silly mustache is peak comedy, honestly
@Titazavr1337Ай бұрын
project purity
@residentwievle4Ай бұрын
All those sacrifices, just to have some psychopath from Boston Assemble hundreds of water purifiers made out of garbage with his mind.
@njczb2w6Ай бұрын
Sorry, but the line “Violance is never the solution. It is the question and the answer is YES.” had me rolling 😂
@solen11Ай бұрын
You should have kept the Junk jet because what is water? Its Money so if you can't use purified water as ammo you surely can use Pre-war Money instead.
@spooksmcgee8790Ай бұрын
I once had a playthrough where I used the junk jet to exclusively kill people with flaming bundles of cash, and also filled a bathtub with pre war cash.
@cheekibreeki90410 күн бұрын
Now that's what I call money shot.
@Deirdre-v7rАй бұрын
Ha, I am the Marsh Water Company, your competitor. Every Marsh Water Company settlement has a Free Ice machine and some of my settlements pump out about 270 water. They pay for the next massive settlement. The best water plants are in the Castle, Sanctuary, Nordhagen and Warwick farm. We also have massive green houses. So we produce a huge amount of food. I love playing monopoly. You should see my land grabbing in Fable 3. 😊 ❤ 🤣
@eslin2845Ай бұрын
…spectacle island isn’t one of the best…?
@Deirdre-v7rАй бұрын
@@eslin2845 the Marsh Water Company hasn't settled there yet. But we believe in being a monopoly so count on us to get there. 😊 Free ice. The Marsh Water Company thinks no one should have to drink a warm Nuka-Cola 😁
@TheFlyOnYourWallАй бұрын
I'm glad your company does not interfere with my company. Gears-R-Us. we pride ourselves at luring in raiders and gunners into our homemade traps. From there an unknown number of rocket/laser turrets along with 20 heavy armored and armed workers eagerly help in removing the gunner/raider's gears, weapons, and junk.
@hugostiglitz7373Ай бұрын
Hello, I'm the Founder and CEO of the Taffington Water Consortium. For your own monetary benefit, you should have your people do another survey, and see if they missed any other suitable places for water farms that they may have missed on the first survey.
@jakeforgey5378Ай бұрын
Fable 3... "What YOU want to own something, no you are renting from me..." ah that game... and to think there are some people who beat it without dying once, get all items you can and have platinumed it...
@DJ-TekkuneonАй бұрын
Otherwise known as nestle
@TreJones80Ай бұрын
40:22 I can't stop laughing over here. I'm hurting. This whole sequence up to the queen was too funny. And you're dead serious trying to fig out what that noise was. "Preston, what the hell are you doing down there?" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@robertgiasi7096Ай бұрын
Oh, I see a fellow water tycoon . A fellow fat cat of the Commonwealth purveyor of all things liquid. Who needs NUKA Cola when you’ve got purified water!
@bevearАй бұрын
Congratulations, look at your views. Keep up the quality because your videos are legitimately extremely fun to watch.
@AkiUwUx3Ай бұрын
Is this guy just the O'Hare Air of Fallout
@mitchellbarton7915Ай бұрын
"Now stop picturing it because it didn't happen to you, it happened to me." Bold of you to assume I don't have hundreds of water bottles in my work bench. 😂
@FS-FlameАй бұрын
With the nuka world dlc you get a drug making machine. You get about 8-10 when its full. But theres no limit. I made like 50 and i am now rich.
@ODST_on_the_saxophoneАй бұрын
13:57 the Halo Reach music goes crazy
@eddieruАй бұрын
i was reheating my leftovers listening to this a d stopped what i was doing to see what was going on when the music hit🤣
@EclipseGamer0224 күн бұрын
God, yes all the halo music is good but to me they CANNOT beat halo reach music
@WhatAm_IDoing6 күн бұрын
Survive
@hashdilla63012 күн бұрын
You know a video is going to be good when it has more likes then subscribers haha. You didn't disappoint bro
@tsarfox3462Ай бұрын
I love starting a water company in Fallout 4. And in fairness, most water in the area is radioactive and I provide a lot of purified water to vendors. It's a necessary product I provide. As are all the chems I manufacture. I call them pharmaceuticals.
I just use grape mentants everytime i go to sell the 2000 purified water a day 😂. Once u start producing that much water...caps are no longer needed
@41N1Ай бұрын
As a turk watching this video i am pleased to inform you we still serve the mole overlords
@sekaiishtal250823 күн бұрын
Pro: Spectacle Island is the best location for a water plant. Con: Spectacle Island is supposedly three separate locations (or so I heard) in a single area and thus your large wires and fusion generators in different locations don’t load in until you reach these separate sectors. You’re not the first to have a water conglomerate in the commonwealth, and in my very first playthrough of FO4, I went and did something similar on the island. But when I would fast travel, I would see that my settlement stats were vastly different in build mode until I would explore the whole island again so that everything (generators and water purifiers) loaded back in again. Was fun watching this video and seeing you topple the Nestle Empire with your own. Lol.
@MaximisesLifeАй бұрын
The whole cast of bugs life in the valut😅
@itsHydro2748Ай бұрын
6:24 US military be like
@imperalofficer3350Ай бұрын
🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@EdwardoNuttbusterАй бұрын
🤣
@andre4x964Ай бұрын
Ти випередив мене з цим жартом)
@pcnorden25 күн бұрын
21:41 "Now in times of conflict, it's important to remember, violence is never the solution. It's a question and the answer is yes"
@Thelongestshrimp8 күн бұрын
THE WEAPONS TRADER IN THE BROTHERHOOD HAS MAD CAPS THO
@asrieldreemurr2523Ай бұрын
"New York? No one's gonna miss that." *Florida loved that
@dickboythelaststanding540Ай бұрын
it did happen to me, my entire sanctuaryriver is literally just water purifiers, im best friends with capatilism
@IndustrialFan666Ай бұрын
Purified water the easy item to farm in this game. I used to grind the is game every day, and my cap count is near a million… over 950000
@jasonalmendra3823Ай бұрын
This is what role-playing is about.
@borekminerАй бұрын
use the workshop to scrap the radioactive barrels❌ use all of your grenades✔
@codyromero2485Ай бұрын
Did bro combine funny summary challenge run and sarcastic monotone deadpan comedy? Perfection.
@UltraZombie115Ай бұрын
This is a character that Kenshiro would find while wandering and fight against
@phoenix7816Ай бұрын
Okay , I did not expect this channel to have less than at least 50k subs ... Quality is good , editing is fun , commentary with the jokes is perfect for this type of video. Good job Electus.
@stetsonhorton5332Ай бұрын
Even after all these years I still sit and watch every single intro and the speech every time I start a new game
@hello-utubeАй бұрын
9:35 is my favorite part because he stops at the dialogue then goes "...... Yesss..." in the most thoughtful voice ever
@thorwaldjohanson2526Ай бұрын
This was genuinely entertaining to watch.
@HomelessWarfareАй бұрын
And he named his product “Aqua pura”
@loon4you2000Ай бұрын
Bones + acid= cutting fluid = oil
@johnrichardson7310Ай бұрын
Bald eagles scream in the background! Did somebody say oil?
@3rror_ytАй бұрын
when you realize joining the brotherhood gives you access to another trader to sell to 😂
@TheFlyOnYourWallАй бұрын
Dont they all have a "Trader"?
@freshizo6240Ай бұрын
In the lore of fallout caps were actually intially backed by large water store of merchants in the hub so like this is low key like printing money
@stygianfug6322Ай бұрын
Did this when the game first came out, turned every settlement that had water into water farming.
@TheGoodSoupАй бұрын
The editing when dog found an enemy was too funny. Gosh darn. Thank you for that.
@1987nightrap26 күн бұрын
Well, I've found a new unhinged youtuber to watch
@PsiqoАй бұрын
runs out of oil and screws. proceeds to look at Codsworth with murderous intent to strip him down for parts lol
@jeffersonsam5316Ай бұрын
Ironic how in fallout 3 the point of the game is a water purifier but you could easily triple that amount of water using settlements in fallout 4
@NorthernNomad9326 күн бұрын
On my first play through i had loaded sanctuary with water purifiers and then made trade lines between all my settlements with full emporiums. That alone made me a lot of caps but just a tip for all fallout players, mostly all loot will repawn after 24 in game hours. Keep track of weapon spots and fatman launcher spawns because those will make you massive bank. You can sell to your own stores to make it easier but if you're like me you'll have too much daily to sell so you'll have to go around to most vendors just to empty your daily cache. I had hundreds of thousands of caps and never needed any mods.
@joshdickinson114220 күн бұрын
Should have gotten the squirt gun as a weapon instead. It’s just a water pistol from nuka world
@bobbythedestroyer110511 күн бұрын
what about vault 88 it is full of water and has a 300 pump
@grayraven9927Ай бұрын
you are the first youtuber to genuinely make me laugh in the last 3 years keep up the great work
@ianmackay2976Ай бұрын
Fallout 4 but it's actually Aqua Vita from Broken Steel
@kellystapleton754325 күн бұрын
I swear this playthrough is like how many war crimes you can commit
@ImScourg3Ай бұрын
"hello" *turns a raider into nothing but a torso*
@voidwalker9746Ай бұрын
just found this channel, love the videos! youtube is healing guys, keep up the good work and here's to more channels like this popping up
@tommyhansen760026 күн бұрын
-"Like Chinese real estate merchants forclosing a housing district" I subbed when i heard that bogus analogy i understood first second
@holysol15 сағат бұрын
you can delete the rad barrels at the drive in when you claim it and it stops producing rads and irradiating you...
@sheogorath2657Ай бұрын
Fallout 4: Project Purity
@callendunne915616 күн бұрын
You are actually hilarious man. Enjoyed all 53 minutes 😂
@Purpleben2662Ай бұрын
"Remember: Violence is never the solution. It's a question, and the answer is YES. "
@Bob-g8i2vКүн бұрын
A mildly helpful tip for Starlight Drive-In... you can scrap the radioactive barrels in the pool of water so they don't do that to you. It's fairly easy to get close enough to scrap but far enough to not get completely irradiated
@mikehawk486Ай бұрын
Another Tor the collection Reggie The grim kleaper Baked bongos And now this guy. I will truly never run out of this kind of content
@zVxSolo17 күн бұрын
First time I’ve genuinely laughed out loud whilst watching a video in years
@robotic-raceАй бұрын
Sometimes I forget that fallout 4 flips all the actions of guns and when I'm reminded im in pain
@justin2308Ай бұрын
“I’m just gonna go in there and fuck them up.” The last words I too had at Taffington Boathouse before I discovered the landmine in the road.
@vinchin8486Ай бұрын
need to do this again, my attempt at making a fully organized militaristic water company is laying dormant in my game files.
@cringefatherАй бұрын
man thats a really cool company image
@KaneyoriHKАй бұрын
I found out that water is in fact NOT the most profitable thing by weight, it's actually mutfruit
@naenre2118 күн бұрын
I love being a water baron! Though I have found out you do not have raids if you do not have any settlers in said settlement...the water STILL does generate. But you have to go to sleep...in another location. I usually go between two settlements, grab the water...rest 24 hours and go to the other one. Do the same.
@MonkkieАй бұрын
Did you just kick my dog? Danse: problem solved
@noxon6935Ай бұрын
Look what the algorithm pushed in my plain sight: Entertainment!
@DampedGull2579Ай бұрын
I never thought of this before, now that I think about it, I’m fairly certain I have over 500 purified water sitting in a workbench.
@American_guy822Ай бұрын
47:10 "Bubbles for fucs sakes you can't fit through the door"😅
@oddersisadogАй бұрын
The problem is water weighs alot. You got to make scrap benches to get plastic and then have brahmin pens to make fertilizer, produce Jet it weighs less costs more and can be super useful when you have like 1000s of it, also gives you xp when you make it. Also put slot machines and drug fridges from the raider dlc. I made like 5k caps every time I went to my bases.
@BrandelwynАй бұрын
Doesn't matter when you invest in strong back perk
@Dunamis-h1hАй бұрын
You should keep making videos like this one. Its amazing.
@ignore2466Ай бұрын
Missed editing opportunity: splicing a Vault-Tec rep voiceline into that insurance mail bit
@bloodred255Ай бұрын
see the thing is, I get suits of T-45 and make adhesive and buy ceramic shipments and make explosive shielding. I think the vault tec paint is best for resources but still, thats what I do for profit. gets you XP too.
@jonaspenАй бұрын
it has the same problem as murkwater construction and the castle, but there's the entire island right beside the castle you can take that's SURROUNDED by water
@GhostO3O2O9Ай бұрын
"Do you want to see me decapitate this dead body?" *Hideo Kojima Reposted*
@chris101wardАй бұрын
I knew I couldn't be the only person to become a water baron in fallout 4. I had a few settlements with nothing but rocket turrets and water purifiers. Then the rest of my setlements had shops. I would go and collect the water, then travel around to my various shops and sell the water to the merchants, my settlers. Also hit all of the shops in GoodNeighbor and Diamond city, and so on. I can't remember how many caps I had when I last played that account, but it was over 100,000
@itzybitzyspyderАй бұрын
20:33 In Skyrim they make you torch beehives so don't feel bad.
@xmdestructionx6241Ай бұрын
I love that instead of doing the minute men quest to get a settler in sanctuary he went all the way to diamond city to get a hobo
@Kai_Flufftail21 күн бұрын
Esteemed gentleman partakes in the illustrious Nestlé expedition.