Forspoken Is Horrible

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@DolanDarker
@DolanDarker Жыл бұрын
ps5: no games pc: no frames
@Explosivevortex
@Explosivevortex Жыл бұрын
The sad truth, I have borderlands 3 on pc, runs like shit, I got borderlands 3 on my ps5, runs at a constant 120 fps
@hardicnut123
@hardicnut123 Жыл бұрын
@@damikey18 it does not 💀 both have 0 games
@ЯремаМихайлюк-ш1у
@ЯремаМихайлюк-ш1у Жыл бұрын
@@damikey18 it does not
@Explosivevortex
@Explosivevortex Жыл бұрын
@@damikey18 ps5 has no games 😔
@muhammedakturk3972
@muhammedakturk3972 Жыл бұрын
@@hardicnut123 It has Bloodborn
@everett1161
@everett1161 Жыл бұрын
Plot twist fray is just a homeless New Yorker that took 50 Benadryl‘s and a pound of ketamine and she’s really just overdosing on a park bench the entire game.
@abrahamwashington8579
@abrahamwashington8579 Жыл бұрын
Actually to be realistic it would be fentanyl and benzos. I live like 4 hours away from ny. Im in pa so all the dope around here comes from NY (don't ask how I know) ... Ketamine is being found in bags that overdose victims have so they are using to cut the fet but still. Besides that I agree completely
@randomviewer391
@randomviewer391 Жыл бұрын
All in le head?
@POTUSOfficial
@POTUSOfficial Жыл бұрын
@@randomviewer391 OMG CRY OF FEAR 3 FT. SWEDISH PRIME MINISTER BLADEE????
@DeactivatedAlmonds
@DeactivatedAlmonds Жыл бұрын
I genuinely think this is canon
@yagami87
@yagami87 Жыл бұрын
I’d play the game just to see her OD’ing on a bench and that this is all a hallucination.
@zakaryrichmond396
@zakaryrichmond396 Жыл бұрын
I really wish her final line was "this world is spoken for"
@ronnelmontanez5308
@ronnelmontanez5308 Жыл бұрын
And then she says 'It's forspoking time'
@Septqmber
@Septqmber Жыл бұрын
@@ronnelmontanez5308 beat me to it
@senritsujumpsuit6021
@senritsujumpsuit6021 Жыл бұрын
that is legit a good line
@Zyrodil
@Zyrodil Жыл бұрын
I didn't laugh at a single fucking line in the entire game but your dumb comment made me chuckle. Fuck.
@StellaNBellaOfficial
@StellaNBellaOfficial Жыл бұрын
Nah, its "that jsut happened lol"
@CoolJoshido212
@CoolJoshido212 Жыл бұрын
Why didn’t 400 IQ Frey just pick up the bag while leaving the room at the same time? The world will never know.
@hxyri
@hxyri Жыл бұрын
best ending: you get to leave nyc
@MrcreeperDXD777
@MrcreeperDXD777 Жыл бұрын
What was she cooking?
@SammEater
@SammEater Жыл бұрын
It's like the writters had no idea how to make that scene work. 'Oh damn, if she gets the bag then there is no reason for her to go to the Isekai world'.
@zeropulses9180
@zeropulses9180 Жыл бұрын
48:23 "I have no sympathy for a mother who TOSSES HER BABY AWAY LIKE GARBAGE" You mean like what she does when she was a baby? Pyro unfortunately skipped the most hilarious scene where her mother just TOSSES her as a new-born baby into a portal, HEAD FIRST...
@3546546547
@3546546547 Жыл бұрын
1:12:04 In a better written game this could be a phenomenal ending. Imagine for a second, a more likeable character with better writing who is absolutely ecstatic throughout the game that they're in this fantasy world. Truly enjoying it and becoming invested in everything about it. But she can't stay. And no matter how hard she tries, no matter how many solutions she can think of nothing works. Eventually her time is up and she gets thrown back into the real world, with a dull job, and nothing but her cat for comfort. Where does she go now? What can compare after the adventure she's been through? A normal job, a regular life. That would be hell to someone like this.
@TraneFirst
@TraneFirst Жыл бұрын
The story of FF Tactics Advanced 1 is kinda like this I guess? Or in Dr Who this is what happens to people after they finish an adventure with the Doctor Definitly an interesting field to explore in stories
@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME
@VIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAMEVIDEOGAME Жыл бұрын
His Dark Materials ending
@IckusVickus
@IckusVickus Жыл бұрын
This comment had a better story that most games, 8/10, graphics were good
@elloo98
@elloo98 Жыл бұрын
Isn't that what happends to some of the protagonists in the chronicles of Narnia? Was a while since I read them though.
@legonidasCZ
@legonidasCZ Жыл бұрын
@@elloo98 Yep. However they also forgot about their experience so it wasn't that bad.
@kokorogensou
@kokorogensou Жыл бұрын
i said this during the stream but joss whedon has done irreparable damage to writing in media and this game is proof of it.
@vicboss03
@vicboss03 Жыл бұрын
can't believe its to the point where people think silence or having little no one-liners is bad now
@nousername2942
@nousername2942 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, the constant sarcastic riffing is going to be seen as one of the worst aspects of late 2010s and 2020s media. It really sucks ass
@terrifyingpresence7539
@terrifyingpresence7539 Жыл бұрын
what's he done before ?
@russian_knight
@russian_knight Жыл бұрын
Honestly man this shit is fucking terrible, Cringe inducing one liners left and right and unlikeable protagonists define alot of games nowdays
@richardsavings6690
@richardsavings6690 Жыл бұрын
@@terrifyingpresence7539 Firefly
@BlazingKhioneus
@BlazingKhioneus Жыл бұрын
20:46 Protip: if you have been captured by people thinking you are the aggressor, a good move is to try to deescalate the situation. Even if it doesnt get you off scott free, it's better than being openly hostile ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU ARE OUTMATCHED. It's like giving the gang lip when they got a gun pressed against your throat. OH WAIT.
@Griff589
@Griff589 Жыл бұрын
She has to narrate everything she says because otherwise you wouldn’t be able to know what’s going on in the slideshow presentation
@AofCastle
@AofCastle Жыл бұрын
57:00 The game could have unironically been saved if Frey died there and from there onwards you played as the edgy demon killing everyone in the world.
@casadilla111
@casadilla111 Жыл бұрын
I’ll be honest, other than the character model I don’t see how we’d be able to notice a difference in the game. Well, on second thought the edgy killer demon probably would’ve been more like-able.
@evilpigeonsify
@evilpigeonsify Жыл бұрын
say it with me now: "having your characters swear every other word has the opposite effect of making your story more mature."
@BlazingKhioneus
@BlazingKhioneus Жыл бұрын
Plus, it just felt forced and irritating. Makes me wanna do a drinking game where I take a shotmevery time she cusses just to forget im watching forspoken.
@maxkennedy7430
@maxkennedy7430 Жыл бұрын
*coughHelluvaBosscough*
@c-love6753
@c-love6753 Жыл бұрын
Sailor-mouth characters can work. The best example i can think of is Barret, it just makes sense. But if the only "mature" thing your character does is swear it aint it chief
@controlzy5247
@controlzy5247 11 ай бұрын
​@@maxkennedy7430their dialogue is "what the fuck did you fucking do you fucking fuck"
@Artemyst
@Artemyst Жыл бұрын
Watching Pyro's soul being shredded bit by bit every time someone asks him if the game is good is miles funnier than all the one liners combined
@kdogcreeper547
@kdogcreeper547 Жыл бұрын
The game is actually all in Wheatley’s head so he entertains himself while he floats in space.
@nman551
@nman551 Жыл бұрын
Space space SPACEEEEE
@woohoomusic5098
@woohoomusic5098 Жыл бұрын
Frey = Chell Bracelet Angel Prick = Wheatley Witches = Personality Cores Frey's Mom = GladOs -Chell travels with Wheatley for a while before he turns evil and goes mad with power and a lust for revenge, just like bracelet and Frey -Chell has to work with GladOs (an unlikely ally and former nemesis) to beat Wheatley -bracelet British and so is Wheatley lol This game is just shitty overpriced Portal 2
@thediam0nddrag0n78
@thediam0nddrag0n78 Жыл бұрын
@@woohoomusic5098 unlike Forsaken, Portal 2 is among almost everyone's favorite game
@woohoomusic5098
@woohoomusic5098 Жыл бұрын
@@thediam0nddrag0n78 I agree, the portal franchise is awesome. Forspoken, however, will never cross the threshold of my home
@grimreaper98.
@grimreaper98. Жыл бұрын
The Cake is a lie 🤥
@Sparkle0501
@Sparkle0501 Жыл бұрын
I cant believe Pyro would forspoken the truth about Petscop 2
@Yelloweyedrobo
@Yelloweyedrobo Жыл бұрын
perish
@TheEngieTF2
@TheEngieTF2 Жыл бұрын
Imagine copying my comment and get more likes for it
@boofjew
@boofjew Жыл бұрын
@@TheEngieTF2 maybe don’t confidently claim such a dog shit comment bro
@Sparkle0501
@Sparkle0501 Жыл бұрын
@@TheEngieTF2im not the original im the copy i am the one who steals
@TheEngieTF2
@TheEngieTF2 Жыл бұрын
@@boofjew wait, that's weird. I can only see your comment on the notification. But it disappears when I click on replies?
@funjdraven
@funjdraven Жыл бұрын
So happy to see gaming has evolved to "throwing water balloons at pigeons" Truly one of the moments in gaming history
@WokioWolfy
@WokioWolfy Жыл бұрын
YESSSS!!! WE FINALLY HAVE A PIDGEON MISSION!!!! REJOICE!!!!
@juliusc.8711
@juliusc.8711 Жыл бұрын
@@WokioWolfy Average GTA 4 enjoyer.
@RonneyRe
@RonneyRe Жыл бұрын
@@WokioWolfy most sane postal 2 apocalypse weekend enjoyer
@ConnorLockhartYGO
@ConnorLockhartYGO Жыл бұрын
This game is proof that Ella Balinska really needs to fire her agent.
@chris_player2995
@chris_player2995 Жыл бұрын
lol she was in the Resident Evil show yeah should should fire her agent
@boredindividual
@boredindividual Жыл бұрын
So scary that these triple A devs cannot even produce a halfway decent game these days
@checkmatechannel971
@checkmatechannel971 Жыл бұрын
Because they no longer care about producing good products. All that matters is marketing and quotas, gameplay be damned.
@DaughterCesar
@DaughterCesar Жыл бұрын
@@checkmatechannel971 and people keep buying them
@ZaLewdWarudo
@ZaLewdWarudo Жыл бұрын
Cause... Morons keep buying them? If I could do a sub par job and still make just as much money, why the fuck would I ever try?
@DaughterCesar
@DaughterCesar Жыл бұрын
@@ZaLewdWarudo exactly by buying shit games you are rewarding bad behavior
@coomslayer6996
@coomslayer6996 Жыл бұрын
@@DaughterCesar most do it just so they can showcase the utter crappiness of it. So others won’t have to buy it
@unlikelyspecimen244
@unlikelyspecimen244 Жыл бұрын
So here's the thing; I think using games to tell a story is a good thing. I'm all for that. But the thing is, a game implies it is interactive. The player has an active role, rather than passively consuming cutscenes. Everything is scripted so hard it may as well be a visual novel or a netflix show that gets yeeted after the second season.
@fanrosefabrose9457
@fanrosefabrose9457 Жыл бұрын
It literally feels like Netflix the movie
@drstrangelove307
@drstrangelove307 Жыл бұрын
Cinematic games are a plague on the industry. Sony deserves blame for all of this.
@nman551
@nman551 Жыл бұрын
@@drstrangelove307 cinematic games aren’t bad shut up
@ac8911
@ac8911 Жыл бұрын
Plenty of AAA games have toed that line in recent years - Uncharted, Red Dead II, the new GoW games, GTA V, and the Last of Us games all have heavily scripted events with basic AI and minimal gameplay
@unlikelyspecimen244
@unlikelyspecimen244 Жыл бұрын
@@ac8911 last I checked, Last of Us actually let you perform the tasks without forcing you into a cutscene whenever you did a non-linear movement. It feels like its memeing with how often it does that
@MidoriShibuya
@MidoriShibuya Жыл бұрын
No way this turns into an Isekai It turned into a freaking Isekai.
@unimportantcommenter4356
@unimportantcommenter4356 Жыл бұрын
Yup, it is isekai: the videogame. They didn't even try it to subvert the more obnoxious conventions.
@maninanikittycat4238
@maninanikittycat4238 Жыл бұрын
The marvel-ish one liners really rubbed me the wrong way.
@drstrangelove307
@drstrangelove307 Жыл бұрын
Isn’t Isekai just anime fantasy stuff? That’s what I’ve always heard others refer to it as.
@Sm0ke821
@Sm0ke821 Жыл бұрын
I was expecting the bus to hit her and isekai her at the beginning xD
@jonathan-6958
@jonathan-6958 Жыл бұрын
@@Sm0ke821 SAME
@Ian-oh1nq
@Ian-oh1nq Жыл бұрын
Try not to make a female character one dimensional challenge (hard)
@zahylon5993
@zahylon5993 Жыл бұрын
amazing how mobile gacha games like Nikke will throw in the most sensual and erotic design possible with an amazing voice...and pair it with a deepr, profound storyline which will make you cry
@YaBoiDoi
@YaBoiDoi Жыл бұрын
The script writer making the one liners: "aww yeah this is gonna be so sick."
@spanishpenguinYT
@spanishpenguinYT Жыл бұрын
tbh i think being stuck in that weird magical world is way better than living in nyc
@Salvage5681
@Salvage5681 Жыл бұрын
anything is better than nyc
@MegaBlair007
@MegaBlair007 Жыл бұрын
Not just a fact, literally the truth
@Peacht4n
@Peacht4n Жыл бұрын
you can go there by just talking to the guy behind your home in nyc
@SammEater
@SammEater Жыл бұрын
I think it's hilarious that the game sets everything up for the character and she still wants to go back to that hellhole, even though the concept itself is that she is supposed to be a woman that desires for an adventure in another world, she is even reading Alice in Wonderland damn...
@mp6732
@mp6732 Жыл бұрын
If She-Hulk was a game
@textupVintendo3551viadiscord
@textupVintendo3551viadiscord Жыл бұрын
👆🏻👆🏻📤🎁🎊🎁📤☝️☝️
@noahanders7605
@noahanders7605 Жыл бұрын
Velma*
@SmotheryAxe1414
@SmotheryAxe1414 Жыл бұрын
Best analogy I've ever seen
@Laff700
@Laff700 Жыл бұрын
@@noahanders7605 Nah, Velma's gouge your eyes out bad. This isn't *that* bad.
@mp6732
@mp6732 Жыл бұрын
@@Laff700 This game could've avoided a lot of backlash by simply launching at 25$ instead of 60$
@gucciguy3408
@gucciguy3408 Жыл бұрын
I like how in the beginning they weren't gonna kill her with the guns...But burning her alive is fine. Also love how she got out of that situation with unholy bs like out of a cartoon...
@housewilma4904
@housewilma4904 Жыл бұрын
they didnt even try to shoot at her after she jumped out of there reach.
@sincereshanee6593
@sincereshanee6593 Жыл бұрын
@@housewilma4904 she jumped behind a fucking fence thats like the prime object of "stuff you can shoot through with guns"
@thediam0nddrag0n78
@thediam0nddrag0n78 Жыл бұрын
Jumpcut to after the firemen left
@thediam0nddrag0n78
@thediam0nddrag0n78 Жыл бұрын
@@sincereshanee6593 it was a chain link fence prop from gmod, you can't shoot through it
@optinium1665
@optinium1665 Жыл бұрын
This game has the frames. It is truly one of the graphics of all time. Overall a game. I'm giving it a score out of 10
@Backfisch5927
@Backfisch5927 Жыл бұрын
Doesn't have all of the frames tho
@majorborngusfluunduch8694
@majorborngusfluunduch8694 Жыл бұрын
@@Backfisch5927 I dunno it could do with less frames in some places.
@johndodo2062
@johndodo2062 Жыл бұрын
This isn't old at all
@PeterCaptainObvious
@PeterCaptainObvious Жыл бұрын
It certainly has framed, but I definitely have more fingers than the game has frames
@Backfisch5927
@Backfisch5927 Жыл бұрын
bro so sad to hear you lost both your hands.
@aurealis2041
@aurealis2041 Жыл бұрын
as a game developer that so far spent 70% of my career making menus, I'm amused to see I'm not the only one failing.
@roboknobthesnob
@roboknobthesnob Жыл бұрын
Making a fucking inventory is such a pain, and that’s even before you get to actually making the UI well designed and digestible for players
@aurealis2041
@aurealis2041 Жыл бұрын
@@roboknobthesnob everything is like that
@ThatOneCloudGuy
@ThatOneCloudGuy Жыл бұрын
This game really makes you appreciate and miss the Infamous series.
@spelareNR14
@spelareNR14 Жыл бұрын
I thought it looked like a mixe between Infamous 1 and Second Son. But "appreciate"? They weren't bad, maybe just SS. I definetely miss the series, but you make it sound like it was somewhat just below average. But maybe that's just me
@ThatOneCloudGuy
@ThatOneCloudGuy Жыл бұрын
@@spelareNR14 when I say appreciate i don't mean they were bad, I personally liked all of them so "being bad" is subjective. by appreciate I mean wish the series wasn't left to rot and that we had it good while it was still active.
@qwerty_artist
@qwerty_artist Жыл бұрын
I read a comment where someone said this game just had Infamous combat, and I couldnt put into words why that was wrong even if it was right. Because I LOVE the infamous series, and the combat too, but somehow this game (forspoken) is a fart in the night when it comes to the combat
@OneBiasedOpinion
@OneBiasedOpinion Жыл бұрын
It feels like a slap in the face to even mention this atrocity in the same sentence as Infamous. That series actually felt like a game, and a pretty fun one at that.
@jackofastora8962
@jackofastora8962 Жыл бұрын
Waypoints from Ghost of Tsushima, Combat from infamous second son, Likability of the newest saints row and performance of Calisto protocol. Can't believe Pyro would steal all these game assets to create a 2023 game
@jackofastora8962
@jackofastora8962 Жыл бұрын
And I just noticed the knock off style meter 💀
@Explosivevortex
@Explosivevortex Жыл бұрын
@@jackofastora8962 nooooo show me, give me the time stamp, I gotta see this
@jackofastora8962
@jackofastora8962 Жыл бұрын
@@Explosivevortex the style meters is in the boss fights; the rest can be seen All throughout the game. Ong they didn’t even try to hide it
@qwerty_artist
@qwerty_artist Жыл бұрын
dont diss my fave game infamous like this
@jackofastora8962
@jackofastora8962 Жыл бұрын
@@qwerty_artist second son was goated, but it’s combat only works in the infamous franchise, cause they actually diversify it. When copy pasted into other mediums forsaken is the result
@edentopelberg8059
@edentopelberg8059 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: i live in another country and i was somewhat excited for this game but it was on my low list of games i want to play. Now i checked the price after I’ve seen the first video pyrocinical made about it and i was surprised to find out that its more expensive than the UK!!! Base game: 94$ Deluxe edition: 120$ WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!
@coomslayer6996
@coomslayer6996 Жыл бұрын
You know for sure that you’re not suppose to buy a game that costly
@GeraltofRivia22
@GeraltofRivia22 Жыл бұрын
This garbage is literally double the price Elden Ring was at launch in my country.
@xy-te9db
@xy-te9db Жыл бұрын
Please do not spend that much money on this piece of crap.
@edentopelberg8059
@edentopelberg8059 Жыл бұрын
@@xy-te9db pffft me? Spending that much on that? I would never 🙃
@amberbaum4079
@amberbaum4079 Жыл бұрын
It costs 80€ in Germany. Wtf... Wasn't the first time a Japanese publisher put up a ridiculous price for my country.
@inse0380
@inse0380 Жыл бұрын
I'd rather my parents catching me in the GTA V strip club than my parents catching me watching one of these cut scenes
@xenxander
@xenxander Жыл бұрын
actually I"d rather my parents catch me doing the "Saints Row 2" banging min game than play this game.. where you get laid and have to position the analog sticks 'just right' to 'get off'.. yep that's a mini game.. and it's less awkward than most of this dialog.
@DicePunk
@DicePunk Жыл бұрын
"So let me get this straight" are the string of words I never want to hear ever again.
@agnarif
@agnarif Жыл бұрын
This could honestly be a student project and I would believe it
@chubbyanemone696
@chubbyanemone696 Жыл бұрын
A filthy rich student
@farqueleyou7578
@farqueleyou7578 Жыл бұрын
@@chubbyanemone696 A filthy rich student with 15 external ssd's filled with textures and animations
@voidishprattles4319
@voidishprattles4319 Жыл бұрын
I'm so happy Pyro payed 100 dollars for the deluxe edition, sacrificing food for him and his children. They'll starve for weeks just to bring us more family friendly content. What a hero.
@Kujo_Saitama
@Kujo_Saitama Жыл бұрын
When Pyro's Mukbang break is way more entertaining than the gameplay that I woke up from sleep watching the gameplay.
@gamesmasher7120
@gamesmasher7120 Жыл бұрын
Homer saved this game, I was shaking when they said "It's Homerin' time!"
@garrettcooper58
@garrettcooper58 Жыл бұрын
Homer Simpson?
@thediam0nddrag0n78
@thediam0nddrag0n78 Жыл бұрын
I don't speak cat
@coltonpatterson5409
@coltonpatterson5409 Жыл бұрын
do the homer shake
@Astartes-6969
@Astartes-6969 Жыл бұрын
I was genuinely hoping this game was gonna be a 10 outta 10 then the "So let me get this straight" trailer came out. Also you spent $100 on this game Pyro. L's cannot even describe what you did.
@Sm0ke821
@Sm0ke821 Жыл бұрын
I mean in the live he discover that he bought the 100 version when he started playing xD
@canned_olives5634
@canned_olives5634 Жыл бұрын
Dude same I saw like a teaser or something that came out before that trailer and o spent the next couple of months like “damn I can’t wait for this to come out” but then reality set in
@Flamme-Sanabi
@Flamme-Sanabi Жыл бұрын
58:09 "Wait, how do you fuck a dragon?" Of course Pyro of all people would ask that.
@theultimatebusta
@theultimatebusta Жыл бұрын
Forspoken and high on life competing for how many one-liners they can fit into a single segment
@housewilma4904
@housewilma4904 Жыл бұрын
the one and only time i felt anything was when the cat saw her out the window and was so happy it was so incrediply cute it made me think of my cats and cuffs sad sigh at the end revealing hes still alive that was funny.
@haku8135
@haku8135 Жыл бұрын
She basically enslaved a guy, trapping him in a bracelet AGAIN that she keeps on her person, and is clearly acting friendly to it. This is a recipe for fucking disaster all so she can selfishly PRETEND she still has a friend by enslaving and torturing him. The ending is fucking atrocious. No wonder he wants to kill them all, they're shit. I'm on his side. Team Sus.
@vraolet
@vraolet Жыл бұрын
I actually wished you could play as the cuff and just annoyingly protect a new yorker in a magic world
@TopShagger999
@TopShagger999 Жыл бұрын
Super mario odyssey
@doclouis4236
@doclouis4236 Жыл бұрын
With the current state of triple A gaming, it's no surprise that developers are releasing undercooked games with missing content and then later selling it as DLC.
@zato-1766
@zato-1766 Жыл бұрын
How many tired fantasy tropes can we fit into one game?
@jake51515
@jake51515 Жыл бұрын
Pyro is now part American when he refered to the creature orginally being 30 meters tall, but when it shrunk down, said 9 feet.
@twiftree2532
@twiftree2532 Жыл бұрын
“It’s only because the main character is a female people don’t like it” Meanwhile 9/10 males create female characters to play in games. No. If your game has a female lead and it’s being called bad. It’s because it’s bad. Stop making excuses for yourself and/or being defensive. That wont help you improve your craft next time around.
@FlamespeedyAMV
@FlamespeedyAMV Жыл бұрын
Women should stay away from making games and politics, as they always seem to push their dumb crap eventually
@sapomercador7257
@sapomercador7257 Жыл бұрын
​@@FlamespeedyAMVwhat 0 pussy does to a mf
@blueshit199
@blueshit199 Жыл бұрын
gotta love how you unlock fast travel *halfway through the game*
@gravewalker3868
@gravewalker3868 Жыл бұрын
just like dark souls
@blueshit199
@blueshit199 Жыл бұрын
@@gravewalker3868 I haven't played it yet but if that's the case then that's just silly
@riplix20
@riplix20 Жыл бұрын
@@blueshit199there isn’t really a reason to fast travel in DS before you unlock it, here though... lol
@PixelHeroViish
@PixelHeroViish Жыл бұрын
What's worse is that you also unlock melee at that point, literally only when you're half-way done already can you actually whack dudes finally
@krypkit8155
@krypkit8155 Жыл бұрын
Pyro kept saying “Phenomenal” with the hope that they’ll quote him on the steam page
@Charliehotdog79
@Charliehotdog79 Жыл бұрын
Did I just do that? Did I just watch the entire Forspoken Pyrocynical video?
@SnaksiXD
@SnaksiXD Жыл бұрын
WhAAaaaAT? Square Enix doesn't care about the quality of possible new franchises that could have great potential if actually done well? I never saw that coming! 😮
@godfrey4461
@godfrey4461 Жыл бұрын
They just milk FF these days
@mayosmayo4738
@mayosmayo4738 Жыл бұрын
When has anyone found “young girl that is lowkey arrogant but also gets surprised by everything” appealing?
@bjelkeesrb
@bjelkeesrb Жыл бұрын
The almost constant alt-tabbing during the fights and destroying those lamps was hilarious.
@sanghoonlee5171
@sanghoonlee5171 Жыл бұрын
A fantasy game with a strong independent black female protagonist, and the story starts in a courtroom where said protagonist is on trial for larceny. Could they have laid the political message any thicker?
@TheGary108
@TheGary108 Жыл бұрын
The greatest shame is that Game Industry will see Forspoken being unsuccessful and assume that it’s because Gamers don’t want Singleplayer games and want Microtransactions and Live Service Games.
@novaangle2183
@novaangle2183 Жыл бұрын
I wonder if they do it on purpose. Sabotage single player gaming so they they can say, See? You don't want that. Come spend your money on our trash games that suck out your will to live and gamble away your life savings.
@dediualex3554
@dediualex3554 Жыл бұрын
No they are Gonna think we are racist. Wich is retarded, Look at the horizon games that are all girls and whatever and those are amazing. This is pure shit, it has nothing to do with her being black🤣🤣 Why is that Even a thing
@alucard7633
@alucard7633 Жыл бұрын
The normal attack is really just “Infamous”
@Kenshin6321
@Kenshin6321 Жыл бұрын
Freya: 48:28 I am the victim here! Everyone who bought this game: 48:29
@quackduck1510
@quackduck1510 Жыл бұрын
it's the end of the game, and the game is so entertaining that pyro doesn't even know what the currency ? he picks up is, great game 10/10
@JohnWick-rh1zz
@JohnWick-rh1zz Жыл бұрын
The most unrealistic part of this game is that they made a new yorker have empathy Edit:if anyone is wondering which part of the game was she ever empathetic, it was the last 10 minutes
@nman551
@nman551 Жыл бұрын
New Yorkers are dangerous
@ginogatash4030
@ginogatash4030 Жыл бұрын
I thought it was Ohio.
@tylercoffin2640
@tylercoffin2640 Жыл бұрын
They truly made the impossible possible.
@1zayahh
@1zayahh Жыл бұрын
i can vouch, NEVER seen an empathetic mf over here. ive lived here since birth
@ok-nt7pv
@ok-nt7pv Жыл бұрын
@@ginogatash4030 ain’t no way you still think this is funny
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: this game has an option to reduce the MC's dialogue. Not the blur, or the screen size, or the graphics quality. The DIALOGUE. They knew. They fucking knew what they were doing.
@teslashark
@teslashark Жыл бұрын
The High on Life syndrome again
@emperortime2356
@emperortime2356 Жыл бұрын
Must be a joke right? Right?!!
@Crispifordthe3rd515
@Crispifordthe3rd515 Жыл бұрын
They did the same with High on Life. Looks like both studios knew how annoying their characters were gonna be.
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370
@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370 Жыл бұрын
@@Crispifordthe3rd515 feels like the annoying kid in school who'll do something stupid to blame you for it.
@cornparade6874
@cornparade6874 Жыл бұрын
So this game is on the level of Bubsy
@rampageblizzard
@rampageblizzard Жыл бұрын
I wish people knew there were more ways to show a character is hotheaded and angry than just cussing a lot.
@senritsujumpsuit6021
@senritsujumpsuit6021 Жыл бұрын
Agito from Air Gear does both in dub he is major bromance an asshole that everyone loves also he has a split personality of a adorable sweat cake of a boy XD his fight with Croissant Mask is a mood look it up
@vx1762
@vx1762 Жыл бұрын
@@senritsujumpsuit6021 an air gear fan in 2023? Damn you are a rare breed
@He-who-wakes
@He-who-wakes Жыл бұрын
@@senritsujumpsuit6021 common air gear w
@FallenAnju
@FallenAnju Жыл бұрын
@@vx1762 Air gear art style is just *chef's kiss*
@jesustyronechrist2330
@jesustyronechrist2330 Жыл бұрын
Rogue Warrior end credits song lyrics: Like a ninja style I'm gonna bring it down I'm gonna show 'em what time it is Good spot to bring the noise Ah! You morons will love this Hope you assholes like fireworks Ooh! Fuckin' commies keep gettin' in my way Well, surprise motherfuckers Happy fuckin' birthday That's right Nighty night, you sweet piece of shit Enjoy the ride, cocksucker Have a nice trip Boom time, baby Trick or treat Looks like a party, come on I got places to go and people to meet Assholes are everywhere Fuckers 'round the forest High ho, high ho, this fucker's gonna blow Any time, anywhere, any place Kickin' ass and takin' names Who's the hardest motherfuckers around, huh? Ah! Rock 'n roll, motherfuckers, rock 'n roll Ooh! Ah! Hide and seek, motherfuckers Anybody home? Hey, daddy's here Come on Glad to see me, fuckers? Send me the bill, motherfuckin' cocksuckers I'm over here, fuckface Ah! There's gonna be fuckin' asses bleedin' all over the place Sorry, assholes, your quiet day at the office is about to get severely fucked up Any time, any where, any place Kickin' ass and takin' names Who's the hardest motherfuckers around, huh? Ah! Gimme a goddamn break I have a good place to blow some shit up Ah! Ooh! Ooh! Ah! Ooh! Ah! Ah! Ooh! Ooh! What the fuck was I doing again? Oh yeah, fuckin' shit up Goddamn cock-breath commie motherfuckers! You fuckin' asshole, you fuckin' pig farmers! Drop dead, motherfucker, you fuckin' amateurs! I own your fuckin' soul, you fuckin' commie bitch! Yeah, a little capitalism for you, huh pussy, you fuckin' shit-eating pig? Time to move, I've got bad guys to send to commie heaven
@FFjean
@FFjean Жыл бұрын
whoever wrote "ps3 acting" thank you. It became the part of my vocabulary from now on
@3Guys1Video
@3Guys1Video Жыл бұрын
What does that mean
@sprungle
@sprungle Жыл бұрын
I physically laughed when Pyro read that out on stream
@bbman10pwns
@bbman10pwns Жыл бұрын
@@3Guys1Video no gaem
@3Guys1Video
@3Guys1Video Жыл бұрын
@@bbman10pwns ok
@jesustyronechrist2330
@jesustyronechrist2330 Жыл бұрын
PS3 era acting: - Mortal Kombat movie: The videogame - White military guy with a buzz cut voiced by Nolan North - Robin Atkin Downes being in literally every Japanese game dub
@moonraven6145
@moonraven6145 Жыл бұрын
I like to imagine in the true ending, she returned and smugly confronted the people who held her up at gunpoint, confident now that she had magic powers, only for the gang member to just shoot her because the Magic barrier didn't negate bullets.
@chrisb.2028
@chrisb.2028 Жыл бұрын
or magic doesn't work in earth and she can't even cast the barrier.
@DelusionalDunmer
@DelusionalDunmer Жыл бұрын
@@chrisb.2028 Not even that, she just didn't put the magic barrier up on time since you can't react to the speed of a bullet
@Myth_or_Mystery76
@Myth_or_Mystery76 9 ай бұрын
Don’t threaten me with a good time.
@arcanine_enjoyer
@arcanine_enjoyer 6 ай бұрын
​@@DelusionalDunmer This is a better idea than just "hurr durr magic bad gun good because bullet shoot through barrier" I'm so tired of smartasses acting like a bullet would beat magic. If this was the case then all magical fantasies would eventually evolve guns instead of magical weapons. Even the Garleans from a certain other Square Enix game can't even one-shot player characters and it's only in cutscenes where a weak pistol can kill somebody.
@theslavguystudios4811
@theslavguystudios4811 Жыл бұрын
I like how Pyro assumes the game is bad just because the main character is a woman and not a thick flamethrower guy
@kin4386
@kin4386 Жыл бұрын
Can't blame him.
@ikaiju-eu9wn
@ikaiju-eu9wn Жыл бұрын
pyro as wise as always
@Sparkle0501
@Sparkle0501 Жыл бұрын
Average british male
@wealthybone2990
@wealthybone2990 Жыл бұрын
Well can't you blame him thick flamethrower guy looks nice but also how could you call TF2 a bad game?
@akkir6707
@akkir6707 Жыл бұрын
i mean is he wrong
@xtrmrage0144
@xtrmrage0144 Жыл бұрын
Finding out your dads name and getting powers is like unsubbing from Dream and your dad comes back with the milk
@janderssenviz
@janderssenviz Жыл бұрын
this actually made me laugh for like 5 minutes
@Zorro9129
@Zorro9129 Жыл бұрын
All black people actually have superpowers.
@Skrubscribble
@Skrubscribble Жыл бұрын
@@mattparis02 I mean being a dream fan is relatively worse than watching pyro man talking about uk shows for 8 hours.
@araamahasla555
@araamahasla555 Жыл бұрын
@@mattparis02 > > > > >
@novalis2688
@novalis2688 Жыл бұрын
@@mattparis02 that's what a delusional dream fan would say
@avosthyric
@avosthyric Жыл бұрын
I feel bad for the actress who played the main character. First she had a main character role for the Resident Evil series from Netflix, now she's in Forspoken. Whoever is responsible for picking her auditions needs to be fired.
@Cruddy129
@Cruddy129 10 ай бұрын
Or rather the people who hires her needs to be fired because they dunno how to write an engaging story
@babykata-dt3ys
@babykata-dt3ys 9 ай бұрын
Her agent needs to be put on one of those industry "don't trust this guy" lists
@smoothbrian.3997
@smoothbrian.3997 8 ай бұрын
@@babykata-dt3ys or a blacklist. They belong in McDonalds.
@nobodyspecial4676
@nobodyspecial4676 Жыл бұрын
i absolutely love all the unreal engine free assets they used for literally every map in the game. really shows the quality
@ali32bit42
@ali32bit42 Жыл бұрын
its their own engine . but the assets are probably from megascans so its still that generic unreal look
@budgiecat9039
@budgiecat9039 Жыл бұрын
@@ali32bit42 Luminous Engine was created (work began in 2012) because S-E was impressed with Unreal Engine but wanted to create their own after the failiure of their Crystal Tools Engine and also to have an engine they wouldn't have to be taught by foreigners how to use. Ironically they ended up doing that anyway with KH3, DQ11 and FF VIIR, as the Luminous Engine proved to be annoying; so much so that Yoshi P of FF XIV ended up tweaking the engine so much for FF XIV ARR (1.0 used Crystal Tools), that it barely resembled Luminous anymore (and is the engine being used for FF XVI btw), and Nomura just ditched Luminous Engine altogether for Unreal Engine for Kingdom Hearts 3 and 4, and Dragon Quest 11 also used Unreal Engine as did FF VII Remake. So only FF XV and Forespoken use Luminous Engine but it was always trying to ape Unreal engine.
@Sm0ke821
@Sm0ke821 Жыл бұрын
its reused assets from their own engine I recognize a lot of them xD this include monsters ,buildings ,movement and gameplay ffxv would be the biggest contributor
@jesseashton6163
@jesseashton6163 Жыл бұрын
@@budgiecat9039 speak English
@hughanmilborrow4604
@hughanmilborrow4604 Жыл бұрын
@@jesseashton6163 learn comprehension
@G-Mastah-Fash
@G-Mastah-Fash Жыл бұрын
I love how they unintentionally go for all the black people stereotypes. The main character is a homeless felon that never shuts up and was abandoned by her parents as a child. She also loves shoes and her painted nails give her powers. Like damn, is her favorite food fried chicken and watermelons, too?
@joaolima9622
@joaolima9622 Жыл бұрын
Don't forget they all have to drop the F word all the time. Not even GTA is like that.
Жыл бұрын
@@joaolima9622 The F bombs are so forced and unnecessary. In GTA for example, it's totally fine. It fits to the characters and situations. Here, it's just there because... I guess, it's cool? To be fair, I wouldn't even mind this kind of character if there was growth during the journey... But she's the same, annoying prick all the time. Very unlikable character.
@Caydiem
@Caydiem Жыл бұрын
Don't forget her low IQ. How'd she even finish High-school? They virtue-signaled so hard with this game that hey went in the opposite direction. Amazing.
@xxXXRAPXXxx
@xxXXRAPXXxx Жыл бұрын
As a white guy..... there is nothing wrong with chicken and watermelons my dude.
@grimoireweiss5203
@grimoireweiss5203 Жыл бұрын
@@xxXXRAPXXxx As a white guy you are not very bright are you.
@doomoftheend
@doomoftheend Жыл бұрын
I hate how her tragic backstory is so obviously to make her more likeable. No negative consequences on her psyche from her shitty life.
@qwerty_artist
@qwerty_artist Жыл бұрын
No see, she's sarcastic and witty from having to fend for herself... that's what writers think being homeless does to you apparently
@garrettcooper58
@garrettcooper58 Жыл бұрын
@@qwerty_artist one of my favorite spin on the homeless protagonist is magnus chase, the Norse saga of the percy Jackson series. I think I’ve read every single Rick riordan book besides the Egyptian series
@landotucker
@landotucker Жыл бұрын
Her potty mouth makes her less sympathetic somehow.
@captainanus8131
@captainanus8131 Жыл бұрын
@@garrettcooper58 that’s a throwback and a half. Gotta read those books again. The Egyptian series is fire too
@garrettcooper58
@garrettcooper58 Жыл бұрын
@@captainanus8131 it was good, I just think it was a bit too complex for it to be interesting to me. It’s more the magic and mythology rather than the actual story. That’s why I liked the other ones, as the powers were never too complicated to understand. Another good series besides Percy Jackson that I like is rangers apprentice. It’s a sort of historical fiction set in medieval Europe. It’s insanely good. That and the underland chronicles I’d recommend if you haven’t read them
@AtmosphereD4C
@AtmosphereD4C Жыл бұрын
I'd rather work for 8 hours without pay than play this game, pyro you deserve a reward
@codexpopzx2860
@codexpopzx2860 Жыл бұрын
Agree it’s so hard to play trash but it’s kinda Pryos job
@quinH07
@quinH07 Жыл бұрын
@YeaMan bro you have so many comments on this video of just that just shut up 😭
@AraiiarA
@AraiiarA Жыл бұрын
I worked for 8 hours to afford the deluxe edition of this game 😁👌
@ninjazz4324
@ninjazz4324 Жыл бұрын
I dont understand. Amy Hennig was one of the writers on the game, and yet the game is like it was written by a 10 year old. Like didn't she work on Uncharted? That game had pretty clever dialogue. How can the same person mess up like this?
@JimmehRulez
@JimmehRulez Жыл бұрын
@@ninjazz4324 fr
@aname7585
@aname7585 Жыл бұрын
That fact that the main character actually keeps pocket sand on her and successfully used it to beat a woman with a literal gun. 🤠
@theodoreyang6802
@theodoreyang6802 Жыл бұрын
peak of the game honestly
@hooting-ton5215
@hooting-ton5215 Жыл бұрын
Not even like, grab a metal pipe or loose brick to smack her with. Straight up king of the hill pocket sand.
@RaptorTroll360
@RaptorTroll360 Жыл бұрын
"You killed a child, a little girl, her blood is on your hands" says Frey clad in her chinese child slave labor made RGB cape. Brave and stunning indeed. Chat:"You should've seen what Biden did" Lmao
@Nobody44112
@Nobody44112 Жыл бұрын
"You criticize society yet you participate in it, curious?"
@some_one
@some_one Жыл бұрын
@@Nobody44112 the RGB cape society
@RaptorTroll360
@RaptorTroll360 Жыл бұрын
@@Nobody44112 Yea I know it is a kinda dumb argument, like saying that if someone is criticizing air pollution, but still breathing that air, that means that they either are lying about it or are a hypocrite. You can be a part of something and still criticize that thing, although wearing a RGB cape isn't the same as breathing polluted air, because that's the only air one has access to, or eating unhealthy food because it's the only thing a person can afford.
@cheddarsunchipsyes8144
@cheddarsunchipsyes8144 Жыл бұрын
@@Nobody44112 this is such a dumb quote. “Curious🤓” lolll Obviously you can criticize society while still taking part in it. Just because you criticize something doesn’t mean you hate it. Like if you said the walls on your house were old and shattered does that mean you would rather live outside?
@ThePaulper
@ThePaulper Жыл бұрын
@@Nobody44112 you simply cannot criticize something that you have no experience in
@sharpfang
@sharpfang Жыл бұрын
I saw cuff as bad guy even earlier than you did. "Hmm... are any male characters in the game not assholes, morons or bumbling crazies? Hmm, one: Cuff sounds competent and sane. That means one thing: he's the villain."
@Dx20xygen7
@Dx20xygen7 Жыл бұрын
Also he sounds white af, they couldn't let him live
@PixelHeroViish
@PixelHeroViish Жыл бұрын
There's never any actual foreshadowing either, unless maybe in the extra collectibles in Lore that you can miss entirely so when the Longplay I watched reached that point (that player never showed that optional stuff) I just spoke out loud "This makes no sense at all, wtf is this shit?" Somehow worse than when they made that mistake in Final Fantasy 13
@clownworld4655
@clownworld4655 Жыл бұрын
Holy shit this is too true 💀 men bad!!!! Reminds me of when I watched the candyman remake where every single white character was an insane racist the dies horribly including the children. Made it easy to predict what kind of person the character would be based on their skin color the moment you saw them (definition of racism? 🤔)
@aluorine
@aluorine Жыл бұрын
I love modern writing so much
@NeonValleys
@NeonValleys 3 ай бұрын
​@@clownworld4655 well tbf as a straight white man the first thing I do when I meet a POC is oppress them and rank up my privilege score.
@one_1111
@one_1111 Жыл бұрын
I saw the stream and Pyro took 5 minutes to turn on subtitles. Truly a moment of all time.
@kabai1811
@kabai1811 Жыл бұрын
Thats what makes him the best game journalist in the industry
@kms4829
@kms4829 Жыл бұрын
It then took him another 5 minutes to find out the subs are in the accessibility setting
@compatriot852
@compatriot852 Жыл бұрын
I'm surprised Pyro didn't immediately try to make some sort of Better Call Saul reference during the courtroom scene given he has the same receding hairline as Saul Goodman
@theslavguystudios4811
@theslavguystudios4811 Жыл бұрын
Bro that'd be an insult to Saul to say he has a similar hairline with Pyro
@cooliostarstache5474
@cooliostarstache5474 Жыл бұрын
Saul would have totally Goodman'd all over the court
@dkslater4433
@dkslater4433 Жыл бұрын
If someone told me this is the future of gaming 10 years ago, I would have sold my PS3 and dedicated my life to being a monk.
@cooperv.6083
@cooperv.6083 Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of that Max Payne 3 quote lmao "If someone had told me six months ago this was where my life was headed, I'd have ordered a double of what they were drinking, drunk it, then blown my head off."
@hurstmaster7865
@hurstmaster7865 Жыл бұрын
@@cooperv.6083 I love that fucking game. I always remember the quote: "I've been stuck in the past for so long, I forgotten what year it was."
@lewispooper3138
@lewispooper3138 Жыл бұрын
Bro fell asleep for a year and missed elden ring 💀
@zombieKller
@zombieKller Жыл бұрын
Don't be so dramatic bad games exist in every generation.
@cletusmandeletusman2328
@cletusmandeletusman2328 Жыл бұрын
@@zombieKller he would’ve become a monk to obtain better vision for seeking out good games these days, to advise avid players on potentially bad games… or good ones
@SOoshi_art
@SOoshi_art Жыл бұрын
My favorite part about this is the guy for the 500th time asking pyro if the game is good hoping for him to change his answer
@abigcupofwater
@abigcupofwater Жыл бұрын
Phenomenal.
@thediam0nddrag0n78
@thediam0nddrag0n78 Жыл бұрын
It's like how during every Phisnom stream, there's always someone asking him "Are you having fun yet" (Mostly to trigger PTSD from his first FNAF Security Breach stream)
@SOoshi_art
@SOoshi_art Жыл бұрын
@@thediam0nddrag0n78 lmaoo
@blueberrymeat4581
@blueberrymeat4581 Жыл бұрын
I love how the cape he got looks like something you'd get on Roblox lmfao
@sprungle
@sprungle Жыл бұрын
looks like that one neon armor you get for the warrior role in miitopia
@itspurplepaw6163
@itspurplepaw6163 Жыл бұрын
bro ong
@Yelloweyedrobo
@Yelloweyedrobo Жыл бұрын
i want to see a crossover between high on life and forspoken that causes the player's eardrums to crumble
@zwan6740
@zwan6740 Жыл бұрын
Ends with the gun character beating the shit out of Frey and getting arrested
@bycandlelight2957
@bycandlelight2957 Жыл бұрын
This should be considered a form of torture and a warcrime. I'm 100% for it.
@yourdude9942
@yourdude9942 Жыл бұрын
Add the new God of War with them, someone has to tell how you should play the game.
@terrifyingpresence7539
@terrifyingpresence7539 Жыл бұрын
@@zwan6740 More like ends right at the beginning with the Guy blowing his brains off.
@Akechifan
@Akechifan Жыл бұрын
@@yourdude9942 nice miss. The game isn't even comparable to how dogshit these games are. The hints were pretty annoying but that's probably my biggest issue with the game.
@properawesom
@properawesom Жыл бұрын
Foreskin is truly a game that can be played
@zzodysseuszz
@zzodysseuszz Жыл бұрын
Woah I wouldn’t go that far!
@abrahamwashington8579
@abrahamwashington8579 Жыл бұрын
Foreskin, caplisco protocool, badfeild 2042, all these new games are just so good and fun and amazing 😍 so happy we have such amazing developers nowadays. p.s checkout sons of the forest dropping in Feb it looks like one of the only good games this year
@VasiliyOgniov
@VasiliyOgniov Жыл бұрын
I mean, it's barely playable on 3090. I highly doubt 70% of PCs can even boot it up
@abrahamwashington8579
@abrahamwashington8579 Жыл бұрын
@@VasiliyOgniov uhh sarcasm? Ever heard of it big daddy bear 🐻?
@luisverdin9482
@luisverdin9482 Жыл бұрын
@@abrahamwashington8579 dont forget saints row totally good fun and amazing
@pockpock6382
@pockpock6382 Жыл бұрын
They literally had one idea which is a sentient bracelet and tried to build a AAA game around it
@Jordo246
@Jordo246 Жыл бұрын
You know when they came up with the idea that the bracelet was actually the bad guy they thought they were the greatest writers to ever exist.
@pockpock6382
@pockpock6382 Жыл бұрын
@@Jordo246 "next witcher 3" lmao
@GeraltofRivia22
@GeraltofRivia22 Жыл бұрын
@@pockpock6382 every Ubisoft game since 2015.
@pockpock6382
@pockpock6382 Жыл бұрын
@@GeraltofRivia22 you would know haha.
@anchorbubba
@anchorbubba Жыл бұрын
yeah and talking armor or weapons are something that has NEVER been done before
@docpox3900
@docpox3900 Жыл бұрын
Frey is written like someone only watched the highlight reels of Tony Stark and Spiderman being snarky dicks to the bad guys and was like "this is funny, bet it'll be even funnier if she's like this 100000% of the time."
@seanfarley4442
@seanfarley4442 Жыл бұрын
While I was watching this I looked up forspoken and one of the first things I get is an article talking about how Forspoken has such an emotional and powerful ending, has well-developed story and characters, and has a message about sacrifice (because you can't be with the cat I guess), and goes on to say "the game’s developer, Square Enix, has not confirmed a sequel, but Forspoken’s open-ended ending has left fans hoping for more. A sequel would give players the chance to continue their journey with Frey and her companions, and explore the game’s rich world even further. A Forspoken sequel, or Forspoken 2, would be a great opportunity for Square Enix to build on the mixed and critical acclaims of the first game, attracting new players and retaining existing fans. With its stunning visuals, captivating storyline, and immersive gameplay, a Forspoken 2 would be a welcome addition to the gaming world." I hate video game journalists so much
@grimoireweiss5203
@grimoireweiss5203 Жыл бұрын
Any "fan" who liked this will forget the game few days later. I watched few videos like this. Pyro predicted "main villain" twist. Another guy just after beating the dragon predicted it's protagonists mom.Etc etc. It's just such a predictable game with shitty characters full of stereotypes. The game is just a map with plain empty looking areas where you spam abilities against brain dead AI. I don't care if people had fun playing this. They should not lie to themselves and most importantly to others that this is amazing game. Forspoken just should be Unspoken.
@witchinggecko4271
@witchinggecko4271 Жыл бұрын
Official critics are worthless. They have their woke list to check off and every other opinion is paid for
@Vanished584
@Vanished584 Жыл бұрын
Forspoken 2: NFT overload
@ejm1225
@ejm1225 Жыл бұрын
@@grimoireweiss5203 Forspoken? More like Forsaken.
@jacobd6315
@jacobd6315 Жыл бұрын
probably just shilling for the good graces of Squeenix so that they get invited to pre release events, as they all do. No honesty about anything, because honesty is bad for business.
@EdgieAlias
@EdgieAlias Жыл бұрын
This should have just been a movie. Kid Icarus Uprising does every thing this game wanted to with a million times better execution. On a 3ds.
@qwerty_artist
@qwerty_artist Жыл бұрын
Kid Icarus Uprising hits me in the feels, Pittwo is best boy
@mycycleminorities
@mycycleminorities Жыл бұрын
This being a movie wouldnt help with the shit story
@EdgieAlias
@EdgieAlias Жыл бұрын
@@mycycleminorities I think the movie industry is a bit starved for "youth abandons entire normal world for one of magic" stories. Those seem to benefit from the lack of structure that this game suffers from.
@PixelHeroViish
@PixelHeroViish Жыл бұрын
@@qwerty_artist Kid Icarus Uprising Enjoyers assemble 🤝
@Noobatron
@Noobatron Жыл бұрын
what wouldve been cooler is that the story was self-aware and knew it was being obvious about the cuff being evil and also have the other witch girls say that its evil and that they want to get rid of it, but they couldve had the girl accept this because the cuff gives her cool powers, and that she doesnt care and that she wants the powers because its the first time she's ever been given autonomy and control in her life, and she doesn't want to get rid of it Shit story idea, I know, but it would be better than whatever I just watched.
@404User-Not-Found
@404User-Not-Found Жыл бұрын
It's not a bad idea at all, actually, it gives the mc motivation to become an anti-hero of sorts. Maybe though, if the cuff gave her riches or the ability to change the past or something, so it makes up for what she actually never had :p
@LARPing-Wolf
@LARPing-Wolf Жыл бұрын
No bro, it will be a great origin story for anti-hero story.
@luisfilipe2747
@luisfilipe2747 Жыл бұрын
That is good writing actually. Letting clues for ppl to pick up during the story, so they may have a chance to guess a twist before it come, or after seeing the twist be like "wow, how did I not realized that before, it was obvious" In forspoken the twist come out of nowhere, and there's no story indication of it. It feels like the writers of this game were D&D, and they wrote it just like they wrote the last seasons of GoT, making shitty twist that had no sense just to try to surprise the audience
@TheAlamore
@TheAlamore Жыл бұрын
I'm just preaching to the choir here but your suggestion is 100x better than what they used in this tax write-off. Maybe when the Cuff is free, he wouldn't kill the main chick straight away but instead keep her around as a partner and give her powers. A good example of this working is from, funnily enough, a PS3 game called Infamous 2. Where near the end you can team up with the big baddie to get a huge boost to your powers and end up ruling the world in the end.
@TheMegaPlay2456
@TheMegaPlay2456 Жыл бұрын
We already have a game with a kinda similar ideia: Final Fantasy: Stranger of Paradise
@KarpetBurn
@KarpetBurn Жыл бұрын
I think it's funny that they made Frey talk like a 12 year old who just discovered swear words and uses them every 5 seconds.
@KevinSmile
@KevinSmile Жыл бұрын
Millennial dialogue writing in a nutshell. That new Tales from the Borderlands game suffers from the same thing.
@PixelHeroViish
@PixelHeroViish Жыл бұрын
Just like me fr
@colt-_-jonson1743
@colt-_-jonson1743 Жыл бұрын
you must be hated and depressed @@PixelHeroViish
@Cruddy129
@Cruddy129 10 ай бұрын
@@PixelHeroViish How people put up with you is admirable
@Cruddy129
@Cruddy129 10 ай бұрын
Thats basically the norm in this current gen of crap we get Adult writers usually consists of 30 - 60 year olds that has no idea how teens - young adults talk
@duxwontobey4887
@duxwontobey4887 Жыл бұрын
when your main character gets held up and the first thought of everyone watching is "damn i hope they shoot her" I think you might need to go back to the drawing board on the character thing
@BlazingKhioneus
@BlazingKhioneus Жыл бұрын
Especially when your main character doesnt know to bite their tongue when outnumbered by a gang. She deserved the consequences of giving them lip at that moment.
@Caseys808
@Caseys808 Жыл бұрын
The fact that oblivion came out 16 years ago, and has gameplay 100x better than this game really speaks volumes about the gaming industry as a whole.
@nousername2942
@nousername2942 Жыл бұрын
We are in dire, dire straits.
@Dizzy...
@Dizzy... Жыл бұрын
that game is sick bro, im 13 but I've never played skyrim and have 100 hours in oblivion.
@RottenHeretic
@RottenHeretic Жыл бұрын
Oblivion does not have good gameplay tho. But yea, you're right. This game blows.
@Caseys808
@Caseys808 Жыл бұрын
@@RottenHeretic good point, might be nostalgia for me tbh
@frankyboi4488
@frankyboi4488 Жыл бұрын
@@Dizzy... Oldest Pyrocynical fan
@russianspacepotato7677
@russianspacepotato7677 Жыл бұрын
This makes Anthem's story look like a masterpiece
@abigcupofwater
@abigcupofwater Жыл бұрын
GET GLITCHED
@Billinous
@Billinous Жыл бұрын
I'd rather watch Paul Blart Mall Cop 2
@foxxdoodles
@foxxdoodles Жыл бұрын
Whoa whoa let's not go wacko mode there
@OrionDawn15
@OrionDawn15 Жыл бұрын
I'd honestly sooner play Anthem than this shit, at least the gameplay there is interesting and has some kind of depth to it. RIP Anthem.
@kenshiku
@kenshiku Жыл бұрын
Anthem was amazing, just abandoned. This shit wasn't abandoned and it was still dogshit.
@saint6519
@saint6519 Жыл бұрын
The game everyone knew was gonna be bad ended up being bad. Imagine my shock.
@drifter4534
@drifter4534 Жыл бұрын
I could tell from the adverts that it was going to be horse shit. Unfortunately, it will still probably profit to some degree because there is always a group of drooling morons that will support anything, no matter how bad
@theonlyMoancore
@theonlyMoancore Жыл бұрын
At least Outriders was kinda fun
@sultanmahfries6402
@sultanmahfries6402 Жыл бұрын
People say it gets better the more you play, this is proof it doesn’t
@Dr.Oofers
@Dr.Oofers Жыл бұрын
@@sultanmahfries6402 Funnily enough, someone in chat for this game (somewhere in the vid, forgot where it is) said it actually gets *worse.*
@HalfBrainGamers
@HalfBrainGamers Жыл бұрын
It ended up worse than I would have thought I thought the combat would have been the better part of it, and then it wasn't.
@LilCharrito
@LilCharrito Жыл бұрын
I love the new trend of making protagonist unlikeable, she is so condescending to the thing that si always actively helping her the “cuff” she keeps calling it that to just actually make it feel bad no one can hear it talking but her, and she still tells it to shut the f up because that will help her blend in faster?? and how when she says she fights despite no one wanting her there, WOMAN THEY ARE BEGGING FOR YOU TO STAY AND FIGHT WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN!!?
@SouthernGuy5423
@SouthernGuy5423 Жыл бұрын
Its hilarious, too. Out of the two main characters, the Cuff and Frey, the Cuff is by FAR the more likable character of the two... and he turns out to be a world-killing, genocidal murder demon!? Man, I've gotta say, that right there should tell you everything you need to know about this game. The genocidal murder demon is more likable, more relatable and interesting than the MC.
@TheStraightestWhitest
@TheStraightestWhitest Жыл бұрын
@@SouthernGuy5423 If Jack Sparrow met this woman, he'd say: ''If you had a sister and a dog... I'd choose the dog.''
@chrisandrew7577
@chrisandrew7577 Жыл бұрын
Community: Forespoken is horrible! Industry: hold my beer! Community: Redfall is horrible! Industry: hold my beer! Community: Gollum is horrible! Industry: hold my beer! Me: I'm out of hands
@Johnytomm
@Johnytomm 10 ай бұрын
Rise of Kong: Hold my moonshine
@fryingraijin
@fryingraijin Жыл бұрын
Those one liners were very reminiscent of Life is Strange; the way you look at stuff and the main character _has to say something every time_ Thank you, Square Enix.
@Zearo298
@Zearo298 Жыл бұрын
I mean, in that game they comment when you press a button to specifically observe something. In this game she just talks constantly whether you're trying to observe something or not.
@Vanished584
@Vanished584 Жыл бұрын
Forespoken took it from Life is strange and life is strange took it from Silent Hill
@housewilma4904
@housewilma4904 Жыл бұрын
but life is strange had a excuse as it was essentially a modern point and click adventure game the characters never shutting up was always a thing in those types of games. plus as cringe as it could get alot of the time the writing is just lightyears and lightyears ahead of forspoken in eveyway.
@UmbraMan1
@UmbraMan1 Жыл бұрын
@@housewilma4904 Chloe might be more annoying than Frey honestly
@absolutelydegenerate1900
@absolutelydegenerate1900 Жыл бұрын
@@UmbraMan1 she is. They’re both terrible but chloe is an absolute bitch
@hoggo3789
@hoggo3789 Жыл бұрын
The greatest joke is the fact that pyro spent money on this
@schabowy6149
@schabowy6149 Жыл бұрын
Piracy exists tho
@kurm7161
@kurm7161 Жыл бұрын
He didn’t just spent it, he paid a 100 bucks, he could’ve atleast used that to wipe his as with it that would’ve been a much better use of the money
@SonicHaXD
@SonicHaXD Жыл бұрын
1:14:28 I love how this is where Pyro truly loses it. Throwing water balloons at pigeons XD
@deciduouspineapple5130
@deciduouspineapple5130 Жыл бұрын
This game is truly the best Souls-like of our generation, as it saps the humanity of everyone that plays it and slowly turns them into a Hollow. Edit: This will be the only comment I make that'll get above 10 likes or something. Thanks, I guess, Internet strangers!
@pongsapaksubpokatorn6138
@pongsapaksubpokatorn6138 Жыл бұрын
💀
@Bjornbroder1
@Bjornbroder1 Жыл бұрын
💀💀💀
@nungnunghere335
@nungnunghere335 Жыл бұрын
KEKW
@blank-3403
@blank-3403 Жыл бұрын
Atleast souls like usually have some baddies, even a fucking doll looks hot. Only thing smashable here is the biblical angel god
@johndodo2062
@johndodo2062 Жыл бұрын
At least this game has a coherent story even if it is awful. Way more variety in actual gameplay as well
@Raidon484
@Raidon484 Жыл бұрын
Okay, I must admit, in the final fight when Frey says "The one fhing I do get is you're not alone! Even when you think you are..." And the boss replies "Oh spare me" that one I actually liked. Like that one line from the boss is something I actually really like. The combination of him just standing her, his dry tone of voice and him just starting blasting... Yeah, I like that.
@JeanMarceaux
@JeanMarceaux Жыл бұрын
Biblically accurate seraphim legit cut off her "so you see" dhar mann moment
@1dkmyguy
@1dkmyguy Жыл бұрын
The most unrealistic part of this game is that she could even be in that house
@orxy5316
@orxy5316 Жыл бұрын
Wdym
@luisfilipe2747
@luisfilipe2747 Жыл бұрын
@@orxy5316 how someone that is basically a homeless thug is paying for that apartment in NY?
@G-Mastah-Fash
@G-Mastah-Fash Жыл бұрын
@@luisfilipe2747 She's squatting genius.
@SpuroWasDead_WakeMeUpWhen
@SpuroWasDead_WakeMeUpWhen Жыл бұрын
@@G-Mastah-Fash squat deez
@1dkmyguy
@1dkmyguy Жыл бұрын
@@G-Mastah-Fash nuts
@Zyrodil
@Zyrodil Жыл бұрын
Wow. I can't believe they legit did the "we just didn't tell you the main problem of the setting"-twist. Imagine if in Lord of the Rings no one told Frodo the ring was evil and he walked all the way to Mount Doom because the Ring told him to and right before throwing it in, the Nazgûl all show up around Frodo to say: "The ring, Frodo, it's evil. The Elves didn't tell you because you were just so fast, there was no way for them to stop you and tell you this, but now we do because you need to know what is going on, now give us the ring and stop being silly with those ideas of throwing the ring into the lava and saving your world, what would that accomplish, Frodo please see reason you little idiot with no powers. I'm all powerful, I know that you're fucked so just give me the ring and jump into the lava, please."
@ejm1225
@ejm1225 Жыл бұрын
What you wrote reads like if Amazon remade The Lord of the Rings trilogy. Oh, God, I hope I didn't jinx it.
@zzodysseuszz
@zzodysseuszz Жыл бұрын
@@ejm1225 that’s…. Literally the exact thing they have already done twice in rings of power
@ouchiegiverjr
@ouchiegiverjr Жыл бұрын
Worse thing is pointing out bad storylines and writing always gets the you a sexist card if the MC is a woman nowadays, you could have made this a cool game if this lead actually wanted to be in the fucking world!
@HalfBrainGamers
@HalfBrainGamers Жыл бұрын
Thanks for providing another major way in which this plot falls apart. So the denizens of Cipal would know about the true cause of The Break, given the Tantas' rather close relationship with the people there. But because they decided not to tell anyone close to them that Susurrus split himself into four cuffs, latched himself onto them and is in the process of driving them mad, the plot is allowed to happen. Had they actually said something, it wouldn't be a mystery to the remaining 1% of the population why they suddenly went crazy. The driving force of the central threat is led from a group of powerful sorceresses concealing the fact that they will go crazy and drive the world and the people they care about to ruin. Amazing writing.
@mr_black_hat999
@mr_black_hat999 Жыл бұрын
that bracelet feels like Colossal trying to do an impression of Wheatley
@nman551
@nman551 Жыл бұрын
EGGS ON TOAST
@antichrist8543
@antichrist8543 Жыл бұрын
I knew I couldn’t be the only one who kept hearing Wheatley
@mikegorgonzola8391
@mikegorgonzola8391 Жыл бұрын
$100 This man spent $100 so that we wouldn’t make the same mistake. Remember our heroes
@thechugg4372
@thechugg4372 Жыл бұрын
Remember when the hero in shadow of the colossus actually liberates the evil at the end and has to pay the consequences for his actions? Yeah nowadays you have games like forspoken when you can kill everyone and still face no consequences whatsoever!
@owyemen9367
@owyemen9367 Жыл бұрын
İts okay you can say god of war
@housewilma4904
@housewilma4904 Жыл бұрын
@@owyemen9367 his entire civilization died for what did and he is constantly racked with stress and guilt for what he did kratos DID get punished for what he did a destroyer who in the end is a destroyed man same with THOR in ragnarok.
@AlexanderMartinez-kd7cz
@AlexanderMartinez-kd7cz Жыл бұрын
@@owyemen9367 at the end of GOW3 he literally tried to kill himself to fix the world. what.
@garrettcooper58
@garrettcooper58 Жыл бұрын
Except for RDR2 that game is amazing with its storytelling
@garibaldibritann1240
@garibaldibritann1240 Жыл бұрын
@@AlexanderMartinez-kd7cz Hell, Kratos still guilt for all of his actions in GOW 4 and Ragnarok
@foodisgood1753
@foodisgood1753 Жыл бұрын
Watching Pyro breakdown in insane laughter at the waterballoons and pigeons killed me.
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