Forza Horizon 5 - You're too slow!

[@max_alov]

Holy cow, almost 1.3 million views! wow, thanks guys, I'm so glad you liked this video! It happened spontaneously, I set up my BMW Isseta for DRAG, as soon as I left the workshop, I immediately met the guys and decided to ride with them :D then you all saw. For all those who asked tune id - 426100718 it is with a few improvements. For everyone who wants to ride together, you can add me as a friend on steam\xbox\psn etc - xoxjlywko Thank you very much for watching and commenting :). p.s. The squeaky horn is killing me too :D

[@max_alov]

@@MrGun2911 returned the stock look, without "forza aero" and slightly improved acceleration.

[@Hememez69]

Nemo car :D

[@AbyRdv119]

this is my 30x watching this, everytime this video pop up on next vid / my feed i always click it lol idk why

[@GORILLATAGKING-mv6vm]

300mph+ thats a lot of power for a little car

[@GORILLATAGKING-mv6vm]

@@alfiehornby7404 yo why ya calling me a nerd u nerd

[@gavinlamp5426]

Other Racer: "Lol, why you driving that?" Nemobile: "Cause I'm looking for my son. And I'm about to become your daddy."

[@MerBowe]

Nemobile!! just perfect!

[@formula1029]

lol

[@imreallyheem]

pause

[@andrewlopez1243]

Ayo

[@ghassapane]

Daymm

[@princesscadance197]

The little beep when you overtake the leader is what sells this whole thing. As if being absolutely skunked on by a tiny car with a Nemo paint job isn’t humiliating enough, you then get beeped at by that Nemo car.

[@schizzldizzl897]

bruh I actually teared a bit after I heard the beep xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@someguy2744]

Chew toy sounds.

[@superboyprime4893]

Id have off myself at that point

[@blockpartysaint2582]

That's enough to send a kid to the nearest mental institution.

[@rothhartman8924]

🤣🤣🤣 And this right here is why you come to the comment section.

[@justdeve]

never judge a book by its cover

[@martinmaclovsky5525]

yeah true i look good and then the girls see that i am piece of shoit :D

[@mohuyasaha3275]

Oo😅

[@dgreatll]

"Don't do it just don't do it"

[@om4ao]

judge a book never by its cover

[@Almighty-Zunde]

The covers generally how you judge if a book will be good or not though.

[@misterprecocious2491]

Came for the funny car, stayed for some classic Beastie Boys.

[@hobbymanx9200]

To those that don't know the Nemo car: it's a BMW Isetta, a small Italian-made microcar that was taken by BMW. Originally it was called an Iso Isetta.

[@VasilisTheoktistou]

0:21 "You're too slow" 0:37 "Hold my beer" 😂😂

[@dazzag]

I'm not a gamer. I was drawn to this by the thumbnail alone. Even as a someone who really has no right to comment on a game. This is brilliant. The squeeky horn noise as you blow past them is just perfect! Man - this cheered me up so a huge thanks to whoever posted it

[@Samevistan]

It’s moments like these that keep us playing 👍🏻

[@dazzag]

@@Samevistan Good on you man. I'm 43 so I remember the days of fifa 98 and the original resident evil on the PS1. Good Times.

[@arkeusalexander9054]

@@dazzag Well i play video games since Nintendo Entertainment System (NES) back in the 90's, and I'm still playing. Infact i never stopped (SNES, N64, GBC, GBA, NDS, PSP, PS Vita, PS1, PS2, PS3, PS4 while playing at the same time on PC since Windows 95 up to now with my gaming laptop xD). As i work for myself in the farming industry i have a lot of free time.

[@dazzag]

@@arkeusalexander9054 Awesome. I sold my ps4 a few years back. I just didn't play it but I regret it most days. I wish I had the time but unfortunately I don't. A few of my mates have a ps5. I'm tempted but I'm not sure I can justify the expense. All very boring and grown up I know 😁

[@germanjuarez471]

@@arkeusalexander9054 same here i started since NES, and now i play on a Xbox One.

[@skyline2188]

The song goes with this so well😂

[@jake20479]

lower tire pressure on rear to lowest possible, use slicks (i can see grooves in tires where you lose traction. maybe a game glitch but i believe with slicks its a solid tire patch) open up the tab where you see performance metrics, and watch how much you load the suspension at the back. you dont want to max out the rear springs/squatting, you want it to hold the weight at the back when you accelerate as all the weight needs to go on the rear tire. it looks like your car is as stiff as a rock. not crazy rebound, medium compression at the rear. lower front end car height more than rear but only slightly. rebound onfront springs to high, comrpession to medium. play with the settings. that car can launch 2x harder. i know this because mine does. ;)

[@jqueeb1558]

No matter what tires you use there’s always the same groves

[@risr518]

where is performance metrics what button? never heard of this

[@bedeckt]

@@risr518 i never played forza but google says u find the telemetry option in the game settings, under the category "advanced controls"

[@unknownplayer23]

Definitely have experience

[@rickybobbynascar]

it ain't that serious

[@andreastoppa1298]

00:49 that thing going mach 3 horizontally

[@ThorfinnKarlsefni1]

mach 3 is 3700 km/h

[@Whyyin]

@@ThorfinnKarlsefni1 hyperbole

[@PuttBlug69]

​@@ThorfinnKarlsefni1🤓

[@unworthyjack]

the music was too perfect for this

[@ebrilliantuwaahhh]

"You're too slow!" "I meant... the- the mclaren, not you nemo"

[@TheRyanH.]

I would've hit them with "you're too slow" back when I passed them but clown(fish) car honk is even better 🤣

[@skater247100]

Everything about this video. The music, the horn honk, perfect

[@elliotredcliffe3144]

The definition of: yes officer it’s stock

[@fraz8918]

The small car is a beast !

[@JazweenA221]

the guy being gangsta until the small car over takes him

[@malakaij4072]

xD squeaky honk sounds amazing to have even in real life.

[@tenthelementgaming]

oh man " The Beastie Boys " song really threw me for a loop. Haven't heard Intergalactic Planetary since I was a kid !

[@Nocturnal_Me]

Remember Nemo? This is him today. Feel old yet?

[@Intaminator]

Damn, imagine being taken to Gapplebees by that thing.

[@andyacosta9847]

The horn you got on the car really adds the cherry on top 😭

[@tdgfrost5375]

"You're slow".... Uses Automatic....

[@Jdnexx]

The song with the race is just something else

[@mvtp_jrdygamr1729]

I love these types of video's so funny keep up the good work

[@nolife097]

When you complete all the side quests and finally start the first level

[@UltraPS5]

Loved this game and the fact that you can always win if you play it right

[@AsupYtea]

never judge a cover by its book

[@unocualqu1era]

never cover a judge by its book

[@flamingeel3196]

never cover a book by it's judge

[@hifazj]

The horn xD

[@ExtraAccount272]

he really roasted the supra 😂

[@toughdawg]

They got played. Also this music is the best. This video made me feel like I'm there

[@IamMortui]

The beastie boys in the background makes this video.

[@nickguzman4503]

It’s The Song For Me😂💀

[@oncydium]

This brings me joy.

[@tonline3266]

Other cars : "dude look at this tiny clown" Start racing Other cars : "maybe i was the clown ones"

[@justaguydresslikecertainor6189]

Wheeze

[@cooldude2251]

Colts vs Jags

[@someguy2744]

Now this is pod racing.

[@Mark-wx1ho]

The music just makes it....

[@acer3456]

When you see a small funny car like this You know its over 😅

[@isaiahknecht652]

I did the same thing with an old Volkswagen beetle to my cousin back on horizon 2. Had a Herby paint job on it lol.

[@plush_rabbi]

this whole thing is perfect, the three of them drift in as you creep up from the sidelines, snobby/pretentious “you’re too slow,” right before you dust all of them lmao Edit: beastie boys is icing on the cake, this is straight out of a F&F spin off

[@countryboyk5411]

The horn kills me lmfao

[@The_Racing_Player_YT]

"Focus on yourself, not the others" - gigachad

[@SirenHead00]

my man said “you’re too slow” and he finishes in 3rd place 💀

[@Imfromjamaicaman]

This feels like that ‘pit stop’ moment from Cars

[@ViniciusNegrao_]

the best part is the license plate: "YES YOU CAN"!

[@AnkitKumar-uv4xn]

This is a classic fast and furious moment

[@Mr.Deleterious]

This made me smile

[@icomefromb5403]

i showed this to my therapist and he said he understands me a lot better now

[@laser_detxx]

I had the fake taxi cover for that car with the similar tuning. And the same horn. It's hilarious.

[@derrickcosner5881]

That horn thou

[@Stefan9301]

that horn made me crack ahahahah

[@derrickbartledoo2680]

The colorful clownfish swims through the sea at a brisk 529 kilometers per hour, overtakes the hedgehog, and dunks on it. This has been another episode of The Blue Planet.

[@calamityyy]

definition of 'never judge a book by its cover'

[@derrollo8916]

So Amazing.....😁😁😁✌🏻🤜🏻🤛🏻💪🏻

[@The-Muslim-Samurai]

Never judge a cook, by his butter.

[@thegenius5446]

The honk made me laugh so hard idk why lol!

[@KillerBot5100]

I love the Beastie Boys playing in the background lol

[@Jamkam-sn9bz]

The Nemo car looks sick

[@mrfly5333]

Fav vid.

[@kevingomes6931]

Everyone gangsta until Nemo rolls up.

[@C4_Corvette_85]

Beastie boys made this video even better lol

[@juliojackalz]

also those intergalactic match the scene

[@bruh7644]

The sleeper of all sleepers

[@theoriginaldjbe-vinylonly29]

Oh man the squeaky horn creased me

[@little_happyfrog]

THE HONK SOUND GOT ME DEAD 💀

[@83j049733rfe4]

Let's all take a moment to appreciate the fact they couldn't find a clown car.

[@derpinabox9432]

That Supra got clowned

[@xavierperez6739]

You’re a certified menace, proud of you ;_;

[@thedoe1001]

Nemo so happy now 😁

[@dinofly3584]

WTF!! He must be like Im a piece of shit

[@Geequed]

Intergalactic for sure 😃

[@keithbiz85]

🔥 Certified Hood Classic 🔥

[@paintriarchdave7977]

They are casting Nemo for the next Back the the Future movie. Yeah when he hits 288mph you just saw some serious shit.

[@steamyninja8881]

I could hear the dialogue between all the other cars for this so perfectly. Especially with the music complementing it. “Hey boys, it looks like little squishy here wants to race” “HAH, HAH, don’t make me laugh. Why waste our time racing against this?” “I say we let him just to show him how a REAL car moves” They all start lining up “You hear that? You’re gonna get to be a part of a real race” “You’re gonna get absolutely destroyed shrimp” “Hey, don’t go too easy on us” “HAHAHAH” “HAHA” Just for the race to start and the tiny car shoots past everyone lool

[@joshdickerson9372]

Legend sir

[@Fuk187You]

With a smile on his face

[@tifosi_mehmet61]

Plot Twist:That car hit you when you are about overtake it

[@bloodmoneyhistory6845]

Lmao I literally did not see that coming😭

[@tone80ful]

That horn...

[@morganazzopardi2187]

This dude lively and horn LMAOOOO

[@nikey9595]

Never judge a car by its horn.

[@nuffclipz]

They found nemos taillights 😆

[@skreets3367]

the horn 💀

[@Kpt_Scharnhorst]

Same in Need for Speed Heat. I drive a VW Beetle. 676HP, 0-60 in 1,77 seconds and 229mph topspeed

[@alpren979]

This is how fast nemo lost from his dad

[@ytcine1742]

power of isetta

[@acuratlx2893]

Toxic players when they say your slow: (This is a joke btw)

[@RobertoGoodra]

Car Nemo, fav Mr. Bean.

[@abhishekvachher]

0.37 is when Poudoss Knew... He F*cked Up !!

[@jedda6327]

Drag race me???

[@SayanEditz76458]

Yes i will drag race code is 18273637

[@SayanEditz76458]

Lol you will lose because i have jesko and buggati and more superfast cars...

[@Simon-wg9lw]

@@SayanEditz76458 haha diablo gtr go brrrr

[@ninjanamedbob2407]

@@Simon-wg9lw everytime i smack someone in a drag thats exactly what they pull out lmaooooooooo

[@classi.]

@@SayanEditz76458 I literally have all the cars in the game lmao

[@MoskusMoskiferus1611]

Supra: Haha, You are too Slow Isetta: I am You

[@frankiethebull8269]

Steve Urkel would be proud...."did I do that? Heeee heee heeee...*snorts*

[@sonickidgamingmore7006]

One word, four syllables: IMPOSSIBLE!!!

[@kahuna6381]

Never judge a car by it's book

[@FefeOnQuest_]

Just keep swimming nemo!

[@itstigerbtw]

I didn't expected that lol

[@jackievarughese3945]

I love the horn🤣🤣🤣

[@noname-ht2kh]

Even the sesto elemento cant beat this

[@sebimitre1]

love the game but velocity looks too unrealistic lol

[@mrb2349]

Absolutely terrible game. Every racing game in the last decade is either an overly complicated simulation or an over-the-top ridiculous arcade with zero realism.

[@Ayman.Al.Balushi]

@@mrb2349 GT7 is in between the two you mentioned, having hated every GT after 4, the current one is turning out to be my favorite game of all time.

[@mrb2349]

@@Ayman.Al.Balushi I have long since given up on GT, still waiting for a decent open world game with enough realism to distinguish 40 hp cars from 2,000 hp ones. But I'll check the new one out, thanks for the suggestion 👍🏼

[@collincreeden2862]

@@mrb2349 on fh5 you can keep cars stock, or you can modify them like irl, is it a sim? no, do i know people that have insane engine swaps irl in cars they shouldn’t? yes. it’s not necessarily a ridiculous arcade as much as an arcade racer with an in depth tuning and customization menu that you can do over the top things with if you want

[@mrb2349]

@@collincreeden2862 no engine swap can make an Isetta a 5 second (to quarter mile) car. All cars in this game reach 200 mph under 10 seconds, which is absolutely ridiculous. This game is just a fancy Mario Cart.