You Don't Have To Be A Prostitute - Flight Of The Conchords (Lyrics)

[@emperorglenuff]

this style suits brett's voice so much. Once again they nail another genre

[@grobannoel]

Yep, Bret was pretty amazing.

[@tanyaroberson9629]

I lost it at "do you have any other skills like typing?"

[@girugiru27]

"He goes to work with only his one tool" has lived in my head rent free since this show aired over a decade ago.

[@alienbutlerblunders5464]

Enjoyed these songs and music videos for years even before properly watching the series. Even out of context all their songs are incredibly funny, actually really good and surprisingly heartfelt. What a great series

[@HotPutridVomit]

flight of the conchords always lift me up. feeling blue no more, thank you!

[@katiekatVP]

The only thing that makes me laugh more than this song was when I showed it to my dad and he was laughing just as hard, lol. I really wasn't expecting that... >.

[@deutschsprecher5]

The part where Eugene is playing the steel drums is by far the best part.

[@sanityisrelative]

I love when Bret sings... at all. XD ~

[@agalgonzalez]

The look of absolute disbelief that the pimp gives Germaine when he is getting paid in coins is is 100% hilarious!

[@theloniousparekh101]

This is the best reggae song I've ever listened too

[@Garidez]

A wonderfully unsubtle deconstruction of Roxanne, with all the (slightly exaggerated) hallmarks of The Police (seriously, if you listen to a few songs by The Police you'll see the Conchords are right on the money, just as they were for the Bowie song in series 1).

[@sethhager3067]

Sounds almost nothing like Roxxanne you internet relic

[@charabotte1]

​@@sethhager3067 sounds just like Roxanne, you don't have to wear the red dress tonight

[@peterbreughel4440]

​@@sethhager3067 'You don't have to put on the red light. You don't have to wear that dress tonight'.(Roxanne) 'It's a cold night, beneath the street light, there's a man whose pants are too tight'.(You don't have to be a prostitute) Yeah, you're right, they're completely different. I mean there are so many reggae songs which point out that it's possible not to be a hooker, that there are bound to be a few accidental similarities.

[@tylerd4884]

thats great! i never put it together but its so obvious once you said it

[@Luckypants2113]

@@charabotte1 it’s absolutely a spoof of the police. Maybe not the same melody as Roxanne but it’s the same subject matter and same overall tone and genre as the police.

[@peregrinecovington4138]

This song is actually so good

[@BlackXStarr43]

i absolutely love this song! it is so effin funny!!

[@NoClarity]

WOW. Never noticed that Bret's jacket comes on in parts. And yeah, everyone.. It's based on Roxanne.. That's why it sounds so similar and Bret is singing in a Jamaican accent.

[@williammelvin]

i love every song they have done, but this and fashion is danger, are my faves at the mo , lmao

[@LetsGoPlayPretend]

This is gonna be in my head all day now :')

[@coreycox2345]

Catchy, correct. LetsGoPlayPretend.

[@coreycox2345]

Genius.

[@jackbrokeheart]

Mmh, this is the first time I've heard of a new album... sweet!

[@kirillzelianodjevo6254]

those guys are a real cure for anything

[@MrNomnomnom94]

His pants are too tight...... My pants are too tight!!!

[@konefk]

Rooxaneeee You don't have to put on the red light!

[@AwesomeFoutzPictures]

@StaggersTheDog This time, you are alone, but props for loving Community like a real man.

[@DiscoveryWonders]

Love you guys

[@noelleparreira5077]

Basically "Roxanne" by The Police

[@a-agun6227]

I was about to say the same thing good ear lmao funny as

[@PaulKirtley]

Maybe look up the word "pastiche" in the dictionary....

[@GregBonks]

It's just better though

[@GretaThanos]

Wow you are smart dude.

[@IndieButterfly]

he'll never be a concert flautist

[@gitsurfer27]

Hey man i just want some Muesli

[@charabotte1]

​ @Seth Hager sounds just like Roxanne, you don't have to wear the red dress tonight

[@codyanderson6350]

The song for the unemployed

[@sazzy6264]

Spending a month in treatment ten years ago just seems so quaint...

[@KuraZie]

@TheEruIluvatar At the start it's in half, and it comes in from opposite sides of the screen.

[@LivingNed]

YOU DON'T HAVE TO PUT ON THE RED LIGHT

[@Ryanatwood3]

this song is fucking great

[@ChristewieTV]

2 peoples pants aren't tight enough

[@joeconcepts5552]

Oh Gene Belcher would be so proud to be a part of this.

[@740GLE87]

Global Cycling Network?

[@chloestiiles]

Lewis Fuller thought i was the only one🤣

[@918kickinwing]

4 ppl have not put away their tools

[@Qw3rtykid3]

@thisismyeighthtry yea but there so many people saying work and one so i dont know the right answer

[@KuraZie]

@TheEruIluvatar lol you do know I still get your comment in my inbox right? Glad I could clear that up for you though.

[@oIBenjaminIo]

Jemaine, You don't have to be, a Prosi-tute!

[@michellekramer5940]

The Best!!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@freakintom]

its actually surprisingly close to the police sound haha

[@GabiTapati]

like typing??!!?!?!?!??!?!?!

[@yetimaster1]

His pants are too tight....

[@5fiveform]

no, i watched this episode with subtitles on.

[@acer8123]

4 years after listening to the GCN bloopers, I thought this song was made up. Turns out I was wrong.

[@ChrisComics]

I think the best songs from this season have been the best of anything they've done but some of the shorter songs have just been stupid but songs like this one, Sugalumps and Too Many Dicks have been pure genius.

[@jackbrokeheart]

I don't understand why this song wasn't put on I-tunes.

[@jamsta1232]

same love this song man jiggolo lol check out mermaids

[@Qw3rtykid3]

some one anwser me, is it 'work with only his work tool' or is it 'one tool'?????

[@5fiveform]

FOTC0123, the lyrics: A male jigolo is spelt wrong. It should be: A male gigolo

[@KoRnescence93]

@AusShinDig I think you might mean 4 words...

[@Joanboa]

I’m sure Sting took part in the writing of this song and in the part of being a prostitute

[@williammelvin]

ahahahahha jermain is the best.

[@ImproperTraci]

I'd hire him.

[@BobbyDuwitz]

It has been.

[@alinesanchezramirezbaruchi2658]

🤣🤣🤣

[@lecashwell]

wouldn't we all

[@LaurenElizabethNetherton]

‘Do you have any other skills? Like typing?’

[@StaggersTheDog]

Anybody else watching this because community got Roxanne stuck in their head, which got this stuck in their head?

[@BobbyChipmunk]

I'm nine years late but fuck yeah

[@missthing1496]

Just so you know, Jeff, you are now creating six different timelines...

[@kasn.t.c7849]

what song is this a parody of lol ja ja

[@tannerherzman5762]

Roxanne I believe. and a few other tunes as a parody ha

[@StaggersTheDog]

@AwesomeFoutzPictures Community is the shit

[@nataschavisser573]

It is NOT degrading.

[@ALIHAIDER123456789]

haha

[@dylreesYT]

Hahaha XD LOL

[@JoshisJoshisJosh]

My pants are too tight

[@BrettJames-f3r]

Like they way the sing about male prostitution like it's kinda a problem

[@oggyjean-marie4904]

Hhaahah!

[@ukulelewannabe]

2 people have never bought a prostitute.

[@Zenko17]

this sounds like beduin soundclash

[@saitamagonzalez922]

\(- 0-)/ Uuuuuuuu~Whooooo~Uuuuuu~Uuuuuuuuu~~~ *I FEEL You Man...

[@staybored2088]

.

[@AusShinDig]

First time I heard this song I immediately thought three words. The Police. Sting. Roxanne.

[@davidquinn7822]

That's 4

[@muzicmadnezz]

2 people don't have any other skills- like typing.

[@Drummeric1989]

like most of flight of the conchords songs, they change their genre of their songs to be funny parodies. im pretty sure this one is supposed to represent Roxanne by the Police

[@juschu67]

Works well too with paid Obstructors

[@Artmesa]

I wish the image quality wasn't so horrible..

[@saitamagonzalez922]

Male~Prostitution~ Seems ~To~ Be~ My~ Only ~Option~>🥺

[@luckyjinxer]

Roxanne thing right?

[@hellomynameismuppet]

this feels way too slow after watching the chipmunked version

[@5fiveform]

Also, the lyrics: Maybe that would be a way if he lived alone. should be: Maybe that would be OK if he lived alone

[@lindsayjennifer]

haha, do you have any other skills... like typing?

[@frightly1618]

the police.........

[@JoeBleasdaleReal]

Dan Lloyd’s rendition on GCN was better